Karl Pilkington - "His Skull Fell Off"

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  • @sludge_factory_foreman
    @sludge_factory_foreman 11 років тому +316

    "'e was at home...I dunno if 'e was combing his 'air or what. But, it come off."

    • @OscarRodriguez-vs3io
      @OscarRodriguez-vs3io 7 років тому +47

      WHAT DID?!

    • @yaakhee
      @yaakhee 7 років тому +12

      Sponge Caek I'm busy I'm not going to start looking into things in depth just get the details....

    • @33hegemon
      @33hegemon 6 років тому +22

      There needs to be a song about this, perhaps performed by Radiohead or Muse.
      "Did you ever hear about,
      Or did you ever see,
      The man whose skull fell off?
      He mislaid his dreams
      It's a shame to see
      The man whose skull
      Fell off.
      Believe me.
      Don't say, "What do you mean?"
      Because I'll only repeat:
      He's the man
      Whose skull fell off.
      Help came too late,
      His blood wouldn't circulate,
      And the brain casing
      Fell off.
      Did he live another day,
      Or succumb to his death?
      Don't ask me,
      I don't have time to look
      In depth.

    • @their_lives_not_ours
      @their_lives_not_ours 4 роки тому +3

      @@33hegemon that's awesome

    • @their_lives_not_ours
      @their_lives_not_ours 4 роки тому +5

      @@OscarRodriguez-vs3io His skull... something to do with circulation

  • @danieldinho101
    @danieldinho101 12 років тому +152

    It come off.

  • @chavedappelle
    @chavedappelle 3 роки тому +84

    Karl is masterful at ducking questions lol

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 8 років тому +234

    His skull phased through his muscle and skin and fell on the carpet.
    how hard is it to understand?

    • @KrombobulousMitchell
      @KrombobulousMitchell 5 років тому +1

      Lollllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrishallwood7458
      @chrishallwood7458 3 роки тому

      Commenting on this 4years later to get you to watch this and most likely go down the city rabbit hole again.. enjoy😂

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 3 роки тому +7

      Skull osmosis

  • @jones6002
    @jones6002 3 роки тому +75

    Who searched "his skull fell off" to be here 🤣

    • @PlansG50
      @PlansG50 9 місяців тому

      Yeh mate and I would be back here 3 or 4 times a week

    • @jonfoulkes3160
      @jonfoulkes3160 8 місяців тому

      Same man, it's like meditation to me 😅

  • @georgejones8481
    @georgejones8481 4 роки тому +60

    It come off
    What did?
    His skull

  • @ufocoffee
    @ufocoffee 9 років тому +115

    Best Karl moment ever.

    • @galaxianx01
      @galaxianx01 5 років тому +2

      UfoCoffee Better than Manmoth?

    • @chrisholloway4804
      @chrisholloway4804 2 роки тому +2

      It is classic Karl.. he ain't gonna start looking at stuff in detail

    • @x_MVP
      @x_MVP Рік тому

      Clive Warren for me

    • @MartinDarcy-n6g
      @MartinDarcy-n6g 8 місяців тому

      Better than Always wanted to kick a duck up the arse?

  • @PlansG50
    @PlansG50 9 місяців тому +2

    It come off!! Lady's and gentleman this is comedic poetry. 'Its impossible for a skull to fall out'. Just cant get enough of these lads.

  • @layeththesmacketh
    @layeththesmacketh 5 років тому +37

    That bloke must have had a pretty darn powerful comb.

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 4 роки тому +2

      So powerful was it that it caused his skull to fall off.

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 8 років тому +77

    I actually read about it a few years ago. What happened was that the guys crown, the top of his skull, became separated from the rest of his skull but new bone formed or something like that. He wasn't even aware of it to begin with. I'm not entirely sure about exactly what happened because it was many years ago but I think I know what Karl is referring to even if he has blown it out of proportion lol.

    • @Komikmaker
      @Komikmaker 8 місяців тому +2

      I think I read the story. Guy was an electrician from Kolkata, India who burned his head in an electrical accident. It burned the skull dead, but not the membrane that grows new bone, or something like that. I think this happened back in 2006.

    • @Komikmaker
      @Komikmaker 6 місяців тому +1

      Just to clarify, it didn't burn the entire skull, just the top left part of it.

    • @SteampunkResistance
      @SteampunkResistance 6 місяців тому

      @@Komikmaker Exactly lol.

    • @SteampunkResistance
      @SteampunkResistance 6 місяців тому

      @@Komikmaker There can sometimes be facts behind Karl's stories lol.

    • @mistazed1170
      @mistazed1170 2 місяці тому

      There usually is a real story behind his stories. He usually gets them wrong in such a funny way. I remember the manhole cover on top of a nuclear bomb. They detonated one underground and it blew through a ventilation pipe and the manhole cover was seen being blown into the atmosphere. At no point did someone place one on top of the bomb hahahaha

  • @JohnnyLeyenda
    @JohnnyLeyenda 11 років тому +97

    This is once again one of those true stories that Karl gets messed up, it was part of a man's skull that "fell off"

    • @basedgodstrugglin
      @basedgodstrugglin 4 роки тому

      Karl was right about the chimp in space
      ua-cam.com/video/2G-ysg3WbFg/v-deo.html

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 4 роки тому +10

      For a moment there I thought that maybe he meant "scalp". This makes more sense now. I was so perplexed.

    • @lp9931
      @lp9931 3 роки тому +1

      @@thingthang2904 exactly what i was thinking

  • @Bulhakas
    @Bulhakas 2 роки тому +11

    My skull fell out and I tried to catch it with my foot.

  • @ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω
    @ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω 3 роки тому +9

    "It come off."

  • @lijiang1342
    @lijiang1342 3 роки тому +7

    Had me in tears

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 7 років тому +34

    He mislaid all his dreams...

  • @robcoz98
    @robcoz98 6 років тому +9

    This cracked me up when I was listening to the podcasts during a study period at Sixth Form. Had to keep myself from disrupting the study period.

  • @thorn6070
    @thorn6070 7 років тому +16

    Karl Pilkington will be the saviour of mankind eventually he's too brilliant. "It's a part'a the head"

  • @dr.mantistobboggan4065
    @dr.mantistobboggan4065 8 років тому +32

    Watching this at 0.5 speed makes everything better

    • @ddrumdude
      @ddrumdude 5 років тому +2

      Ricky's laugh is so creepy haha

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 3 роки тому +1

      When you do this and look at Steve’s face it’s awesome

  • @Hesgoneandwrittenitdown
    @Hesgoneandwrittenitdown 10 місяців тому +1

    I still have tears in my eyes after hearing this a hundred times 'he was combing his hair and it come off'

  • @NatetheAceOfficial
    @NatetheAceOfficial 3 роки тому +7

    SKULL LIKE A FOOKIN' ORANGE!

  • @richjohns8283
    @richjohns8283 10 місяців тому

    "He mislaid all his dreams".Smerch, you were exquisite there

  • @guy-oe9ic
    @guy-oe9ic 2 роки тому +7

    I would be so mad at Karl if he was my mate. He’s gotta be doing it on purpose

  • @christopher19894
    @christopher19894 2 роки тому +15

    Was Karl talking about a scalp? Or an actual skull? This has to be the most bizarre thing Karl has ever said (which is saying something).

    • @CactusCowboyDan
      @CactusCowboyDan 2 роки тому +10

      Apparently there was a guy who lost some part of the crown of his skull (probably in an accident).
      But as usual, Karl has read that story and worded it completely out of proportion. And ended up saying "his skull fell off"

    • @christopher19894
      @christopher19894 2 роки тому

      @@CactusCowboyDan Brilliant. Hahah

  • @davidmee1822
    @davidmee1822 2 роки тому +3

    He can’t take that on he’s busy, he’s not going to start looking at stuff in depth.

  • @mikemewett9258
    @mikemewett9258 5 років тому +8

    Literally in tears laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @KaluSuddasCanDie
    @KaluSuddasCanDie 3 роки тому +5

    Circulation problem

  • @WackyAnteater
    @WackyAnteater 5 років тому +7

    WHAT?!
    See... interestin' innit?

  • @2109917162
    @2109917162 8 років тому +9

    To be fair I've actually caught things with my foot before so I don't blame him for trying.

  • @Naturas_Pardus
    @Naturas_Pardus 13 днів тому

    "im not gonna start looking into stuff in depth, im busy an that"

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 11 днів тому +1

    He probobly misread it. It was surely about someones hair falling off from the skin.

  • @krazyivan9733
    @krazyivan9733 4 роки тому +5

    Scalp, Karl, it's called a scalp...

  • @OckhamAsylum
    @OckhamAsylum Рік тому +2

    I'd like to think that all human thought is part of a collective unconsciousness, that our ideas are all connected in some mysterious way. If that is the case, this would be the part of humanity's collective super-brain arguing with itself while rummaging groggily through the fridge at 3am.

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +1

    This is peak Karl

  • @notthat8163
    @notthat8163 3 роки тому +1

    It come off

  • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
    @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 2 роки тому +1

    HIS SKULL FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 6 років тому +2

    This is more of the "that's what they do now" thing

  • @samuelcrandall1180
    @samuelcrandall1180 2 роки тому +4

    The crazy thing was Karl was telling the truth, he was just realy crap at explaining it, (only the top part of the skull fell off).

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 Рік тому +1

      "fell off" implies it dropped off his head on to the floor lol. I don't know the full story but I imagine it just separated from the rest of the skull

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Рік тому

    This is one of Karl's most infuriating moments ever, he just refuses to answer lol

  • @aalexjohna
    @aalexjohna 10 років тому +2

    When asked if he knew what minge smelt like Einstein said he "didn't carry such information in my mind since it's readily available in cunt books."

  • @memberofchat2825
    @memberofchat2825 7 місяців тому +2

    its interesting innit?

  • @natalyst
    @natalyst 7 років тому +5

    he's adorable. fml

  • @AlisaMarie
    @AlisaMarie 4 роки тому +2

    This is up there with his lips fell off

  • @DanteWolfo
    @DanteWolfo 7 місяців тому

    They can sort of go "ooh..."

  • @ValValiantThor216
    @ValValiantThor216 3 роки тому

    I can't take that on..I'm not gon start looking into stuff in depth 🤣😂

  • @ShyGuyXXL
    @ShyGuyXXL 5 років тому +5

    Did he mean SCALP?

    • @Wagoo
      @Wagoo 3 роки тому +1

      His SKULL fell out

  • @nicedream1990
    @nicedream1990 6 років тому +6

    I've made a fair few comments defending the things that Karl has said but this is the stupidest thing he's ever come out with.

    • @Blackhawk211
      @Blackhawk211 4 роки тому +5

      It was partially true.
      Many years ago a man had damaged his scalp and when he combed his hair he dislodged a piece of the bone.
      Karl has once again miss repeated the facts

  • @allibababoo
    @allibababoo 3 роки тому +2

    I think he meant "scalp"

    • @Wagoo
      @Wagoo 3 роки тому +2

      His skull come off

  • @SolOfRev
    @SolOfRev 3 роки тому

    Oh, the TOEster - now I get it!

  • @jeepz669
    @jeepz669 2 роки тому

    I also catch me toaster with me foot

  • @lamegag
    @lamegag 6 років тому +16

    Just to let some people know, when Karl says "His skulls", he's shortening "his skull has" because of his accent.

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 4 роки тому +5

      Zero people were confused about this

    • @lamegag
      @lamegag 4 роки тому +1

      @@waterwind2266 I'm sure plenty of people have been confused "about this". Fucking dumbass.

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 4 роки тому +1

      @@lamegag So point one out to me then.

    • @lamegag
      @lamegag 4 роки тому

      @@waterwind2266 "His skulls lmao" from below. Now crawl back into whatever cesspit you came from. Insect.

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 4 роки тому +3

      @@lamegag So literally only one comment that doesn't even prove that they didn't understand. All that comment does is laugh at his speech pattern, there's no misunderstanding - just people like you trying to act smart about it and condescendingly explain what didn't need explaining.

  • @Yelluz
    @Yelluz 2 роки тому

    I'd hate that. It would make me panic.

  • @lorenzop.8249
    @lorenzop.8249 2 роки тому

    karl meant scalp

  • @mistazed1170
    @mistazed1170 2 місяці тому

    Circulation problems

  • @breazy832
    @breazy832 2 роки тому

    Skulkomov vodka
    *'is skull come off we put vodka innit*

  • @akindofblue
    @akindofblue 11 років тому +4

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? :@

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Рік тому

    Circulation.

  • @JoeBrahh
    @JoeBrahh 11 років тому +13

    correction, his "skulls" fell off.

    • @Wagoo
      @Wagoo 3 роки тому

      *skull's

  • @Christoff070
    @Christoff070 3 роки тому

    Good thing it wasn't an egg-shaped skull, or yolk would have come out 🤣🤣

  • @MToms127
    @MToms127 2 роки тому

    He had a helmet on but his skull fell out.

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 9 років тому +21

    "Just get the details!"
    Yet he has none of the details whatsoever!
    It's amazing that there are people who say that this man is a genius! He really isn't!

    • @thegirlinquestion
      @thegirlinquestion 6 років тому +23

      he's a genius in terms of the way he thinks about things. he is different and interesting in his weird thought process. original and different, that's the key, he's not the same as everyone else. don't be such a whingeeeeeeebag christ

    • @33hegemon
      @33hegemon 6 років тому +22

      He is a genius, you just don't understand 'cos he's using 'is fables.

    • @nGUNNARp
      @nGUNNARp 5 років тому +2

      2 things about karl, sometimes, his thought process is actually quite clever...also, he knows he's being funny,,, he may be playing himself, but he knows why people find it funny and he plays to that.

  • @alfiemitchell3026
    @alfiemitchell3026 4 роки тому

    You alright Evie?

  • @akindofblue
    @akindofblue 11 років тому +5

    What do you mean his skulls fell off???

  • @BillFromTheHill100
    @BillFromTheHill100 3 роки тому +3

    who is that lezbian in the middle.

  • @happyclappyslappy
    @happyclappyslappy 21 день тому

    The best idiot in the 🌎 🍊

  • @abishekkota2464
    @abishekkota2464 2 роки тому

    HIS SCALP FELL OFF NOT SKULL KARL FFS

  • @thekatbatny
    @thekatbatny 10 років тому +3

    His skulls lmao

    • @mikeholland6750
      @mikeholland6750 7 років тому +6

      skulls as in a contraction between skull and has. fairly common in european english

  • @dreamgoat8180
    @dreamgoat8180 3 роки тому +3

    My 7 yr old just listened to this and lost her shit! Argued over the audio and agreed with Ricky about karl being an idiot.
    Mind you, at 5, she decided Santa was a just tricky burglar (or, more likely, a lying parent), the tooth fairy was obviously fake because nothing, not even a fairy, would need so many kids' teeth for any sensible reason (parents lying again), and if she couldn't believe in unicorns she wouldn't believe in anything.
    She kind of makes me think of him when she's feeling whiny.

    • @Wagoo
      @Wagoo 3 роки тому +3

      Well she's wrong, his skull come off 🦄

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 11 місяців тому

      shes gonna be an intellectual pioneer one day

  • @chrisholloway4804
    @chrisholloway4804 2 роки тому +2

    This is brilliant but tells us nothing 😂

  • @syok1107
    @syok1107 2 роки тому +1

    This one always annoyed me, they have to be pretending not to understand that Karls so obviously means *scalp.*

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal 2 роки тому +4

      You're saying that but tbh I didn't know that until a few weeks ago when someone mentioned it

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds Рік тому

      no, he actually means skull, it's just that it was a part of the skull not the whole thing

    • @syok1107
      @syok1107 Рік тому

      @@9600bauds are you serious? Is there a source for it where it mentions part of his skull came off while combing his hair?

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds Рік тому +1

      @@syok1107 "while combing his hair" is classic Karl extrapolation, what really happened is that an electrician got burned badly from a high voltage wire, the whole top of his skull kinda scabbed away (due to "circulation problems") and a big chunk of bone literally fell out after months in a hospital. it healed back up, incredibly enough. youtube won't let me post the link, google "KOLKATA India Piece of man's skull falls off"

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge 3 роки тому +4

    it come off

  • @9600bauds
    @9600bauds 2 роки тому +1

    It come off

  • @guyledouche7939
    @guyledouche7939 Рік тому +2

    It come off