Hilarious Karl Pilkington 4

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  • Опубліковано 31 сер 2012
  • Considering how many X FM shows/podcasts there are & that almost everything that comes out of Karl's mouth is comedy gold it's difficult to put together a list of his funniest comments. Therefore here are just a handful of my favourites.
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  • @hannahblencowe8399
    @hannahblencowe8399 10 років тому +141

    MAN MOTH I am crying real tears

  • @SargentZombieHunter0
    @SargentZombieHunter0 9 років тому +144

    'Man moths?'

  • @DavidMcmenemy
    @DavidMcmenemy 9 років тому +128

    6:03 "Bet you're glad you answered the phone today."
    "..."

  • @chaoss610
    @chaoss610 10 років тому +19

    I really almost shat myself when he said, "a ripped tennis ball." Jesus Christ. The best accidental comedian ever.

  • @Sean-fu3mn
    @Sean-fu3mn 8 років тому +56

    I love how Ricky tells Karl off for being offensive about the 'Cheeky freak of the week' then continues to rip on the lobster man whilst Karl stays almost silent. They seriously need to reboot this podcast! Absolute pure continuous gold.

    • @raymcgrath8229
      @raymcgrath8229 8 років тому +1

      It's not about the lobster man, it's about making fun of Karl. That takes precedence over being consistent.

    • @rainman11985
      @rainman11985 6 років тому +1

      Ricky is your typical Virtue Signaller, he really doesn't live up to the principles he espouses.

    • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
      @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek Рік тому

      @@rainman11985 it's called comedy. You nincompoop.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 9 років тому +70

    It was like a ripped tennis ball!!!! Im in tears

    • @michaelbuettner1487
      @michaelbuettner1487 Рік тому +1

      Absolute genius that how does he think about that

    • @nflynn
      @nflynn Рік тому +2

      I'll never look at one the same

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker 10 років тому +59

    'Just the tired ones'. Now I'm laughing like Ricky.

  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 9 років тому +12

    Only someone with a seriously simple sense of humor would dislike this. This is comedy fucking gold.

  • @Joe1Wood1
    @Joe1Wood1 9 років тому +36

    "They like beer"
    "Beer, yeah, who doesn't"

  • @AbdullahAOfficial
    @AbdullahAOfficial 11 років тому +12

    the little pause while ricky takes in what karl just said before he laughs is brilliant.

  • @imZeemaa
    @imZeemaa 10 років тому +41

    "A man moth?"
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @musicvidsgalor
    @musicvidsgalor 10 років тому +26

    WHY WASENT HE LOOKING BOTH WAYS OMFG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • @CharlieIsLORD
    @CharlieIsLORD 11 років тому +6

    The look both ways gag is phenomenally funny.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 10 років тому +22

    "Don't worry about your job - there's still jellyfish about so they'll need looking after." I love how he assumes the guy's entire job is to 'look after' snails. xD

  • @BLSNunsWithGunsLJA
    @BLSNunsWithGunsLJA 11 років тому +5

    I DIED at both "It was an automatic" and then "Why wasn't he looking both ways"

  • @ferocel
    @ferocel 11 років тому +5

    'Snails sleep for 13 years - not all of them, just the tired ones.' Oh, my days ......

  • @raymcgrath8229
    @raymcgrath8229 8 років тому +32

    Why wasn't he looking both ways? ... I am speechless.

  • @Enkidu1701
    @Enkidu1701 9 років тому +8

    The "do we need snails?" cracked me up.
    Especially "they crawl into letter boxes and eat stamps". That´s so weird. And the guy is like: OK, that´s what they do.
    lol

  • @toolworks
    @toolworks 11 років тому +6

    "like a ripped tennis ball"
    *gasp* "Play a record"
    "WHAAAAAAAT!?"
    That is one of my favourite xfm moments ever XDXDXD

  • @brettwatson-will3388
    @brettwatson-will3388 8 років тому +20

    It was an Automatic...Hahahahaha....

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 9 років тому +23

    "The top of them curtains are all wrecked. All the materials all woooorn.." XD!!

  • @BlamBlam80
    @BlamBlam80 10 років тому +17

    Karl Pilkington comedy genius........ Fact

  • @vigneshvc91
    @vigneshvc91 8 років тому +8

    ripped tennis ball gets me every time

  • @adammicahdouglas
    @adammicahdouglas 9 років тому +21

    "why didn't he just look both ways?"

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 11 років тому +3

    "I mean I'm calling you because a lot of other places are shut." - Karl at the beginning of an interview.

  • @Utilizzarre
    @Utilizzarre 10 років тому +7

    Ripped tennis ball! omg I died hahaha

  • @conz123123
    @conz123123 11 років тому +1

    For about 2 weeks I keep thinking about that laugh and instantly puts me in a fit of laughter....

  • @kademan13
    @kademan13 8 років тому +5

    I think Diogenes would be proud of Karl. He is honest, like none of you could be.

  • @bp07goldj
    @bp07goldj 9 років тому +15

    Is that Ricky play acting as a specialist on sea snails? It sounds like him with a slight voice change... He has the same dialect patterns as Ricky

    • @griffstah
      @griffstah 9 років тому +11

      Joshua Gold i would agree if the guy on the other end of the line was in hysterics.

    • @33hegemon
      @33hegemon 8 років тому +3

      +Joshua Gold It's Ricky's brother, Robbie.

    • @bp07goldj
      @bp07goldj 3 роки тому

      @Mattress Store you know what I didn't know that....

    • @bp07goldj
      @bp07goldj 3 роки тому

      @Mattress Store notification... Slow day working from home... A combination for quick replies

  • @josephine9975
    @josephine9975 9 років тому +2

    'just giving them a mention' hahaha

  • @drew2pac
    @drew2pac 11 років тому +1

    just spat water out over my computer with that 'like a ripped tennis ball' comment!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @HoldemHustle
    @HoldemHustle 8 років тому +3

    ...and you see everything.
    lol, must have been where they got the Pactrick Stewart scene in extras

  • @PNKYY90
    @PNKYY90 11 років тому +2

    steves laugh is awsome!!!

  • @ZakiiTheLordOG
    @ZakiiTheLordOG 3 роки тому +1

    What did it look like ? "A ripped tennis ball" hahahaha

  • @arbrushpower6879
    @arbrushpower6879 11 років тому

    Thanks for the collection dude!!!!

  • @UKDrillTV.
    @UKDrillTV. 3 роки тому +1

    the fact Ricky said a hairy cow 😂

  • @jackiepenney7597
    @jackiepenney7597 9 років тому +8

    all of these make me cry laugh..not surprising that the stupidest of shit amuses me..just good to laugh so hard

  • @docksta
    @docksta 11 років тому +1

    "It was like a ripped tennis ball or something"
    LMFAO

  • @jaycuthbert245
    @jaycuthbert245 2 роки тому

    "Bet you're glad you answered the phone today...." lol

  • @uk5g262
    @uk5g262 3 роки тому +2

    Im sure the guy karl called about snails was secretly ricky

  • @EveryTongueShallTell
    @EveryTongueShallTell 10 років тому +7

    22:47 this joke gets some laugh out of Ricky.

  • @dcl4dg
    @dcl4dg 4 роки тому +1

    Theres only so much of Ricky lauging that i can stand

  • @Monkismo
    @Monkismo 11 років тому

    I've heard that bit a few times, but that never occurred to me. I think you're right!

  • @RodOfRassilon
    @RodOfRassilon 10 років тому +6

    "Man Moths?"
    ......
    "It got out of hand.."
    "It got out of claw*"

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure 11 років тому +1

    OMG< Auntie Nora with the Sharon Stone scene...that image of Karl seeing this is going to stay with me till the very grave.

  • @colossalgaming7984
    @colossalgaming7984 10 років тому +11

    i don't understand why everyone labels Karl as being stupid. he's quite smart but his presentation is what's lacking lol

    • @EPmessi9800
      @EPmessi9800 8 років тому +5

      No a lot of the stuff he says is pretty stupid

    • @rainman11985
      @rainman11985 6 років тому +1

      I would be fascinated to see him get a proper psychologist administered IQ test because his cognitive profile seems very uneven. There are times when he doesn't understand concepts which are quite simple, isn't able to absorb fairly basic amounts of information yet there are other times when he asks incredibly insightful questions or makes statements on certain topics which again seem really insightful. Plus he's quite a talented drawer. I'm guessing his Verbal IQ would be below average whilst his Non-Verbal is high average or even above average.

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 5 років тому

      rainman11985 i couldn't have said it any better

  • @ShadyJas1
    @ShadyJas1 10 років тому +1

    Man moth?! Im in tears lmfao

  • @user-mt4ku7jw1y
    @user-mt4ku7jw1y 4 роки тому

    "A bit shocked" 😂😂😂

  • @stephentierney696
    @stephentierney696 4 роки тому

    Not all of them, just the tired ones
    Killed me

  • @laszl045
    @laszl045 11 років тому

    great compilation :) best on the net, cheers :)

  • @jayzgigolo
    @jayzgigolo 10 років тому +2

    ricky's laugh sometimes shivers my spine - it's creepy sometimes :)
    but of course i love him and the two other guys as well! ;)

  • @seanbrown8533
    @seanbrown8533 Рік тому +1

    Ripped tennis ball. Hahaha! Yum

  • @stokes237
    @stokes237 11 років тому

    My new fave: "it was like a ripped tennis ball"

  • @579SMP
    @579SMP 11 років тому +1

    Wetknee Houston.
    Brilliant.

  • @rdor011
    @rdor011 11 років тому

    "if I'm in the area" LOL

  • @laszl045
    @laszl045 11 років тому

    'it was like a ripped tennis ball' LOL

  • @jennifernabrahamable
    @jennifernabrahamable 9 років тому +2

    dead at "ripped tennis ball"!!!!

  • @lolreplaysandguides9054
    @lolreplaysandguides9054 9 років тому

    "Just the tires ones" -lol

  • @callan666
    @callan666 11 років тому

    "it was an automatic" HAHAHA

  • @jamesquirk8758
    @jamesquirk8758 7 років тому +1

    I knew those snails were dangerous to our mail!

  • @SoftwareTheft
    @SoftwareTheft 11 років тому

    Thanks for these compilations, truly. Don't take this the wrong way but you can equalize audio levels in your editing program fairly easily so some aren't a louder than others.

  • @Artofficial1986
    @Artofficial1986 9 років тому +5

    Man Moth!

  • @JoelShieldsBFC
    @JoelShieldsBFC 11 років тому

    Crying with laughter, man moth HAHAHAHHA!!

  • @crowbarstube
    @crowbarstube 11 років тому

    manmoths hahaha,he was bumping into a lamp LMFAO!

  • @thetallestdwarf7041
    @thetallestdwarf7041 8 років тому +1

    The (half-)frenchman wants to keep the snails. Quelle surprise.

  • @seanclayton4175
    @seanclayton4175 11 років тому +1

    "Just the tired ones..."

  • @MrDevHan
    @MrDevHan 10 років тому

    "Why wasn't he looking both ways?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHAHAHA"

  • @benphone7430
    @benphone7430 6 років тому

    Look at his face says Steve... Kettle calls the pot black 😂😂😂😂

  • @jakehixon4073
    @jakehixon4073 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve always wondered if the man moth comment was genuine misunderstanding or he just said it as a joke to get a reaction.

  • @nishadorpe1624
    @nishadorpe1624 9 років тому +3

    I called you today because most of the other places are shut!! :')

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 7 років тому

    "Bet you're glad you answered the phone today"
    "......."

  • @imjack1041
    @imjack1041 3 роки тому

    "The lad with two heads got run over."

  • @Swilson361
    @Swilson361 11 років тому

    "Man-moths?!" I can't stop laughing.

  • @812DirtyJ
    @812DirtyJ 5 років тому

    "it was like a ripped tennis ball..." fuckin hell ha ha ha

  • @llynfach
    @llynfach 10 років тому +8

    PLEASE animate this.

  • @MegaEpicGamezz
    @MegaEpicGamezz 11 років тому

    "put them in the bin and go home" lol

  • @hohaia01
    @hohaia01 5 років тому

    Ripped tennis ball. LOL!!!

  • @spreadingthecure
    @spreadingthecure 11 років тому

    "Well, it was an automatic." Holy shit my stomach hurts!

  • @bellymann
    @bellymann 9 років тому +6

    Not all of them, just the tired ones... so... Snails. Do we need thum?

  • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
    @xxDOTH3DEWxx 4 роки тому

    It was like a ripped tennis ball.

  • @LyraSitting
    @LyraSitting 11 років тому

    "And.. you see everything"

  • @T1000AX
    @T1000AX 11 років тому

    16:20 those great staring eyes

  • @karlsimmons2011
    @karlsimmons2011 11 років тому

    its an automatic!!! LMFAO

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka 11 років тому +1

    I really wish I could have seen Karl's face when Steve said man-moth

  • @carolelerman9686
    @carolelerman9686 7 років тому

    The car was automatic.... why wasn't he looking both ways.....lmfao !

  • @garyslackjaw
    @garyslackjaw 11 років тому

    3:31 the origin of Patrick Stewarts Extras scene.

  • @Jimmy-es8bc
    @Jimmy-es8bc 11 років тому

    karl is my hero

  • @billiessphincter4104
    @billiessphincter4104 Рік тому

    Damm Ricky would have killed That radio off if it wasnt for Steve

  • @MrAwes0me9999
    @MrAwes0me9999 11 років тому

    Got out of claw lol

  • @dannycheesums
    @dannycheesums 11 років тому

    Man Moths???? The funniest thing Karl has ever said

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions 11 років тому +1

    22:50 One of Ricky's best laughs

  • @motioninmind6015
    @motioninmind6015 Рік тому

    I was just wondering why he didn't look both ways - GENIUS! 😅😅😅
    I would like to know what ran him/them over though 🤔

  • @marcotoni231
    @marcotoni231 11 років тому

    ONE MORE!!!, you better have 2 or 3.haha just playing, kinda.

  • @aragornshair
    @aragornshair 11 років тому

    That guy he's talking to from 7 minutes has GOT to be Ricky

  • @christophedetiege
    @christophedetiege 11 років тому

    Big hairy cow, very good Ricky.

  • @adamj6645
    @adamj6645 8 років тому

    what year was this?

  • @KevCDuzIt
    @KevCDuzIt 11 років тому

    do itttt

  • @v2penny
    @v2penny 7 років тому

    "it was an automatic..."

  • @iizcooler
    @iizcooler 11 років тому

    22:52 friggin genius

  • @dudibgd
    @dudibgd 11 років тому

    'look both ways' ahahhahahahah !!!!!!! 22:50