This is truly an elegant deep dive about how the book was shaped, but as picturesque as that is, is there any discussion on her aesthetics and what leads her to such severe and unique Christmas decorations? The outrageousness of which are the only thing worth anticipating in the four years ahead.
We all truly thank and appreciate you for the pleasure and privilege of watching this elegant, deep, and personal analysis. It was a truly entertaining experience. Personally, watching this has deeply shaped and inspired me into the critical reader I am today. Your honor truly inspires me and I deeply appreciate that you shared your personal experience so elegantly. Truly honorable how you’re unafraid to share your personal opinions.
“I also wanted to apologize to every book I’ve ever called bad” oh we are in the TRENCHES P.S. This is a truly personal experience, but this is my dedicated, elegant, and picturesque super-fan-hate comment used to deeply shape, instill, and inspire humble honor into the strong and sexy broads who are determined to be taught to learn to read it.
The fact that she had this many big girl words is astonishing considering her husband’s limited vocab lol Melania’s access to words, writing on a 2nd grade reading level, is more verbose than our next president’s. I’m really glad he stopped using bigly.
also charles i hope you're actually getting your buck because it took me like 2 days to finish this feature length film and everytime i opened it there were three unskippable ads. you're welcome
Transcribe your review and put in writing - put on goodreads and Amazon - it is superb! It deserves to be widely known. It is supremely funny and witty and contains your most detailed book analysis to date. The time is just right for your review, in the wake of the dreadful election. NB Melania was a high-class call-girl/escort and her literary pretensions and high-mindedness are hilarious.
The Melania is being serialized in the London Times newspaper. What DOES she say about that first meeting? BOOK EXTRACT Melania Trump: The day I met Donald exclusive
Listen, Charles, UA-cam isn't recommending your videos as it should. As your subscriber, I expect to see your videos right when you post them whenever I open UA-cam, but that's not happening.WHY YT IS DOING THIS!?👹
My boyfriend’s “DEMOCRAT,” “WOMEN” coworkers heard about this book and said they respect Melania now because she is pro-woman-ignoring that anything that would come out tied to her name would be propagandistic, trying to normalize Trump by association. I’m not watching this video (out of hate) but I hope you get political.
I truly think you’re on to something with this book being for the illiterate. Repetition is truly good for language learning and along with the pictures it truly makes sense. I also tried to look up to see how much the ghostwriter was paid for this book and it’s allegedly written by her and someone said “it’s widely known Melania is essentially illiterate” so it makes sense if she wrote it and used some of the only words she knows over and over. I don’t think a professional ghostwriter would be so redundant. Plus, what else would she have been doing all this time in hiding…
The book Melania sounds so bad, it is good. Interesting to know she and Donald - ‘share an appreciation of the finer things in life.’ Who would have thought it?
Here's your hate comment! Straighten the cork board on your door! I have to look at it for an hour and 20 minutes and it's literally driving me crazy!!!
So, you didn't like this book? ;-) I do wonder who the target audience is - doesn't really seem to be anyone (I assume her semi-nude photos aren't included, so...). I edited the second edition of my former boss' book (long story) and removed every instance of the word "ostensibly" - almost one instance per page. BTW, the Kit Kat Klub still exists in Berlin, as far as I know, but it's also the name of the cabaret in the musical CABARET. Now onto The Vegetarian....
the word count data is so funny because with so many repeated words, in so few pages at that, i'm imagining you can also easily count the number of unique words on just a few hands. it's like she only had half a magnetic poetry kit to work with to write this book
Today anyone things that is this sublime writer and intellectual but the harsh truth is completely opposite ,not everyone deserves a book, not every story needs to be told much rather written. I have zero interest of Melania's life before watch your video, now I really know why. Your analysis is a thousand times more substantial than the book itself.
hello first of all i love watching your videos 💗🌟 i wanted to add some context about her "challenges" and "uncertainties" that she was obviously incapable of: slovenia (where she is from) was a socialist republic while melania lived there. HOWEVERRR as you can very clearly read out from her book, it wasn't as oppressive as ussr, romania, hungary etc. Actually for eastern european standards at the time, slovenians enjoyed a very free, very comfortable lifestyle that was in many ways comparable to western countries (OBVIOUS from reading the passages). but since it was a socialist, eastern european country she has to say that she was "overcoming challenges" in order to pander to american audiences and to make her seem like a poor wittle girl in a horrible communist regime 🥺🥺🥺 when there was literally nothing to complain about because life was...NORMAL. source: i live here ✌
Wonderful review. Maybe your best of the year? Riveting and funny! NB Make sure you don’t get targeted as an enemy to the regime once Trump moves into the WH in January.
This is truly an elegant deep dive about how the book was shaped, but as picturesque as that is, is there any discussion on her aesthetics and what leads her to such severe and unique Christmas decorations? The outrageousness of which are the only thing worth anticipating in the four years ahead.
my neck hurts from twitching while i read this
@ I feel bad about your neck Nora Ephron
Leaving my obligatory hate comment! Not because I liked Melania’s memoir, but because I just hate Charles 😍😍😍
i truly can’t believe i wasted 80 minutes on this truly yaptastic video !
😂😂😂
i hate you more!!
It sounds like it would read like a really long resume filled with ads
and the prank is that nobody hiring her with that resume
@@cs0p or like a youtuber apology vid script with unskippable adds and inspirational quotes about hardship😍
“not that i was really wrong about anything. am i ever?” so incredibly real
Are you related to Princess Diana?
i shouldnt say but yea
We all truly thank and appreciate you for the pleasure and privilege of watching this elegant, deep, and personal analysis. It was a truly entertaining experience. Personally, watching this has deeply shaped and inspired me into the critical reader I am today. Your honor truly inspires me and I deeply appreciate that you shared your personal experience so elegantly. Truly honorable how you’re unafraid to share your personal opinions.
truly yo momma
Truly, the word count chapter is truly my new favourite chapter and truly I want it in every review moving forward. Truly.
I appreciate your profound advice. It shaped me into consideration
1.5 hours? We are FED
Omg you’re so eloquent. Literally the smartest UA-camr I follow
CALLI ENOUGH FLATTERING ME.
thank you for taking this month-long bullet for us o7
🫡
THANK GOD you posted. I don’t know what’s more comforting.
those pillsbury holiday cookies with the picture on them
i love when you get so annoyed you start to sound like chrisopher walken
It sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. An old version at that.
I was going to say the same thing
the -1.0 version
ngl all of the quotes make this book sound like it was ghostwritten by chatgpt
Should have been titled
“Melania: Live, Laugh, Love”
wait changing it now
Yeah I honestly don’t think it’s meant to be read, it’s meant to be sold and purchased. It’s a memorabilia.
listen youre right
someone check up on her!! she's probably stressing about next year's christmas decorations!!!
HAHAHA
Waiting a month for your video felt like ageing in dog years… But 1 hr 21 mins and 34 sec of video? Almost forgives the agony... almost.
IM BACK IN BUSINESS NOW THERES NO NEDED TO CRY
I'm about to control f Charles' use of pontificating
results: 54
we needed this
CATHARTIC AS FUCK
i need you.
truly crazy work
enduring this type of….
heartbreaking torture
yes;......
looking at new releases "to feel like i'm a part of something bigger than myself" is so real
"freudian slip" love u
Maybe Charles saying Floridian slip was a Freudian slip
"kismet, fate, yahtzee" LMAOOO i just know im going to be quoting this for a long time 😂😂😂
Me too! 😂
Charles, I love this. It’s so brilliant to use Control F - I’m not done yet, but freakin love this. What a project
im glad youre enjoying it bc making it was painful
“I also wanted to apologize to every book I’ve ever called bad” oh we are in the TRENCHES
P.S. This is a truly personal experience, but this is my dedicated, elegant, and picturesque super-fan-hate comment used to deeply shape, instill, and inspire humble honor into the strong and sexy broads who are determined to be taught to learn to read it.
i cant read anymore
The fact that she had this many big girl words is astonishing considering her husband’s limited vocab lol Melania’s access to words, writing on a 2nd grade reading level, is more verbose than our next president’s. I’m really glad he stopped using bigly.
You have truly fed me Charles 🫶🏼
and there. is more. to come.
TRULY was the Wordle today! 😂
I guessed trump first and my jaw was on the floor for the longest 2 seconds of my life
@@cs0p😮😮😮😂
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU LAUGH WHILE READING THE PART ABOUT HER BLOCK CHAIN TECHNOLOGY KILLLLLLS ME
that part almost made me schizophrenic
“It looks like gumball machine jewelry” yo that made me cackle
You're doing doG's work. Much appreciated. ❤
DOGS WORK HAHAHA TAFFY IM STEALING THAT
best book reviewer imo
you need to stop gassing me up.
king truly doing the good work by reading books i will never read but this was in depth and beautiful and it's a crazy world we live in
shvt up YOURE BEAUTIFUL
the copy paste speech thing is actually insane
also charles i hope you're actually getting your buck because it took me like 2 days to finish this feature length film and everytime i opened it there were three unskippable ads. you're welcome
listen it's looking like i might break even
this is my hate comment. we want josh back
never heard of him.
Transcribe your review and put in writing - put on goodreads and Amazon - it is superb! It deserves to be widely known. It is supremely funny and witty and contains your most detailed book analysis to date. The time is just right for your review, in the wake of the dreadful election. NB Melania was a high-class call-girl/escort and her literary pretensions and high-mindedness are hilarious.
The Melania is being serialized in the London Times newspaper.
What DOES she say about that first meeting?
BOOK EXTRACT
Melania Trump: The day I met Donald
exclusive
i love ur vids so much video has barely started and i’m already at the edge of my seat for your top tier opinions
my goodness please sit back in your seat and fix your posture youre scaring me
an hour 1:21:35 video thank you for answering our prayers 😔
wait so im god
@@cs0pseemingly so, but what about separating church and state 😱
John Waters should make a movie adaptation of this book
need.
Those creepy black n white commercials for the book with M speaking from the shadows were enuf to keep me away. Scary weird.
i need to look those up
Listen, Charles, UA-cam isn't recommending your videos as it should. As your subscriber, I expect to see your videos right when you post them whenever I open UA-cam, but that's not happening.WHY YT IS DOING THIS!?👹
YT hates how hot sexy and intelligent and i am
This video has been truly enlightening and I'm determined to avoid this dumpster fire. This dumpster fire is something that I'm determined to avoid.
yes. yes. yes.
This review is immaculate.😂
so is ur face
My boyfriend’s “DEMOCRAT,” “WOMEN” coworkers heard about this book and said they respect Melania now because she is pro-woman-ignoring that anything that would come out tied to her name would be propagandistic, trying to normalize Trump by association.
I’m not watching this video (out of hate) but I hope you get political.
how did you know i was thinking about you?...................
when are you not 🙄
The Kit Kat club was the bar in Cabaret (before everyone got rounded up and deported by the nazis) wild
😀
truly thank you for this
truly you welcome
Y I thought that was the deathnote notebook in the thumbnail 💀
Your $18 for the second copy of Melanie was not wasted
I needed to hear this
I truly think you’re on to something with this book being for the illiterate. Repetition is truly good for language learning and along with the pictures it truly makes sense. I also tried to look up to see how much the ghostwriter was paid for this book and it’s allegedly written by her and someone said “it’s widely known Melania is essentially illiterate” so it makes sense if she wrote it and used some of the only words she knows over and over. I don’t think a professional ghostwriter would be so redundant. Plus, what else would she have been doing all this time in hiding…
HAHAH 😭 language learning is crazy
Dostoyevsky level of name dropping
There’s no way this book wasn’t written by ChatGPT. Don’t forget to ✨be best✨
#bebest
Just seeing this video is more than an hour long made my soul scream with joy!
your soul is hearting my ears.
with all that money could she have ATLEAST hired a decent artist for that cover
i knowwww i know i know
The pause at 25:35 is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have no idea how you got through this book I’m dead I did rewind I can’t believe that shit lol
i almost abandoned this video too many times to count
The book Melania sounds so bad, it is good. Interesting to know she and Donald - ‘share an appreciation of the finer things in life.’ Who would have thought it?
Here's your hate comment! Straighten the cork board on your door! I have to look at it for an hour and 20 minutes and it's literally driving me crazy!!!
🤭
You have true dedication to have finished that book.
i know
Have you read any Clarice Lispector novels? I and the entire Brazil highly recommend you to
omg she's featured in the upcoming vid...
@@cs0p boy you picked the wrong one
I think the 18 dollarooneys was wasted. Sorry to say. Rest of the video was truly extraordinary
:(
The word count/tone is giving chat gpt resume
yes.
You just wish you were Baron.
no youre right
Absolutely ate this video up. Love! Charles reading Melania so we don’t have to!!!
i ate you up
Desperately needed this today, thank you Charles!
of course.
Thank you for going through it superstar🌟🌟
anything for my fans
So, you didn't like this book? ;-) I do wonder who the target audience is - doesn't really seem to be anyone (I assume her semi-nude photos aren't included, so...). I edited the second edition of my former boss' book (long story) and removed every instance of the word "ostensibly" - almost one instance per page. BTW, the Kit Kat Klub still exists in Berlin, as far as I know, but it's also the name of the cabaret in the musical CABARET.
Now onto The Vegetarian....
OSTENSIBLY HAHAH unfortunately the semi nudes arent in the book
1:05:35 Kit Kat Klub is insane 🤣
no ik
Charles, please put your dark academia video back up
i MIGHT I JUST MIGHT
Ooo Charles feeding us with a 1.21hr video, I'm so happy! 😍
NOM NOM NOM
Melania wrote us that book so we'd have toilet paper for the next time a pandemic hits and her husband ignores it
😭
This should be English 201 prerequisite for any university degree (as well as for all trades and apprenticeships).
idk if you mean the book or the video but yes.
unfortunately I did know about this book. I hate myself
god! baby!! youre too harsh on yourself come here!!
I saw this at the bookstore and yeah, I’m not going to buy it. Thanks for reading it so I don’t have to.
you made the right call.
So how do you really feel? Savage epic take-down for the ages. Sincerely thanks for the post-election catharsis, Charles.
im glad you enjoyed 🫡
Watched this whole thing drunk the other night; thought it was a dream, but no.
thats awesome
Your review : Fantastic !
Your face : beautiful
wait so the p in csop does NOT stand for trumP????
no it does you were right
I DID NOT know about Melania's life or the fact that she had released a memoir and girl, the whole book sounds like a fever dream 😂
it is...
17:55 oh my god, I can’t!
I saw it at Target yesterday and then you posted this video haha
i hope you didnt get it...
thank you for your service. good luck with the viral video.
the viral part isnt going as planned :/
@ they just don’t understand
the word count data is so funny because with so many repeated words, in so few pages at that, i'm imagining you can also easily count the number of unique words on just a few hands. it's like she only had half a magnetic poetry kit to work with to write this book
i swear i almost did this bc i thought the same thing
Today anyone things that is this sublime writer and intellectual but the harsh truth is completely opposite ,not everyone deserves a book, not every story needs to be told much rather written. I have zero interest of Melania's life before watch your video, now I really know why. Your analysis is a thousand times more substantial than the book itself.
thank you 😏
Me: I wonder who this idiot ghost writer was
Charles: 1:20:57
Me: 😱😱😱
shhhh sh sh
Hear me out: she used google translate.
HAHAH
wow after doom scrolling all day a little parasocial treat for me!
there aint nothing little bout this treat
A vacuous person. Confirmed.
im not a vacuous person!!
@
You?! Never!!!
Wondering what was wrong with “Kit Kat Club” until seeing how it’s written 💀💀💀
seeing it in print had me picking up my jaw
Noooooo. I was hoping to read that book. The hair is looking good though.
listen dont let me stop you
hello first of all i love watching your videos 💗🌟 i wanted to add some context about her "challenges" and "uncertainties" that she was obviously incapable of: slovenia (where she is from) was a socialist republic while melania lived there. HOWEVERRR as you can very clearly read out from her book, it wasn't as oppressive as ussr, romania, hungary etc. Actually for eastern european standards at the time, slovenians enjoyed a very free, very comfortable lifestyle that was in many ways comparable to western countries (OBVIOUS from reading the passages). but since it was a socialist, eastern european country she has to say that she was "overcoming challenges" in order to pander to american audiences and to make her seem like a poor wittle girl in a horrible communist regime 🥺🥺🥺 when there was literally nothing to complain about because life was...NORMAL. source: i live here ✌
no listen thats what it came off as
It has been a month!
on the dot!!
I love this video so much, chapeau to you for getting through this thing that I guess some publisher has decided to call a book
i learned what chapeau means so we'll call it even
I really don't care. Do U?
ugh. she had some bizarre explanation of that in there too
the cover is so perfect for a book about nothing
wait true
This sounds like ChatGPT wrote it, seriously, its so detached. Who writes like this? 😭
not even chatgpt could crank out something this crazy
Wonderful review. Maybe your best of the year? Riveting and funny! NB Make sure you don’t get targeted as an enemy to the regime once Trump moves into the WH in January.
if melania wants me to write her next memoir i will
@ Isn’t there a chapter devoted entirely to her domestic life with Donald? Theater should be.
1:16:30 i unironically watched this part 4 times that is so insane
2:15 I think all the Slovenians and Slovakians cringed so hard at this very moment.
Not wasting my hard earned money on that trash.
heck yea
Everything you said is exactly how I felt reading Twilight
i need to do a twilight vid asap low key
@@cs0p fr