7:34 He is simply showing off his trophy collection. Some people like to hunt deer and hang their antlers on the walls, and he likes to hunt other cars and take their emblems
Jameskii, I also live in a desert. Those warnings aren't for you; they're for the people in low areas. In a desert, the soil doesn't absorb as fast as water tends to come down; so it tends to roll downhill toward the low lying areas. Most desert landscapes have designated washes for this runoff to go into, but the washes are able to be accessed through nearby roads and walkways, and sometimes through people's alleyways. Here, we have tall mountains all around us that cause flash floods for EVERYONE, the water tends to quickly sweep around the valley and into specific low lying areas where we have designed basins to collect and help drain the water. THOSE people who live near the washes are in danger, it could seem like a small amount of water on the street to their children, only to have the water suddenly shift into a torrent and sweep them away. It happens every year. It doesn't have to be raining above them for this to occur, that's why they're flash floods, they're moving from the highest spot to the lowest spot VERY fast, and there could be NO warning, except for a little humidity and grey skies.
@@kasuraga This is where I live too, i was describing my experience with them having taken care of washes. There are plenty of washes that border parks, and the dangers of a flash flood while a child is inside of these easy to access washes is really one of the reasons I talk about it. There's a woman online "Living with Fern" or something like this. She is "all natural", doesn't believe you're a mother if you had a c-section, a lot of BS like this. She allows her child to eat rocks, which is not that big of a deal I guess; however what is a big deal is the fact she also will INTENTIONALLY go to the edges of washes, small rivers, and low lying areas, and let her child play in the water, DURING flash flood warnings. She doesn't believe in flash flood warnings. I will be unsurprised to hear that Fern nearly drowned one day, despite how sad I'll be for him.
6:58 "Power of a horse In fact, the maximum output of a horse can be up to 15 horsepower, and the maximum output of a human is a bit more than a single horsepower." fyi Jameskii and friends
The Nemo Car is like the credit scenes of Cars where everyone is watching a Pixar movie where every Pixar characters are turned into convertibles and Mac the Truck made a comment about it.
@@crevice5369 There is a credit scene where Mac the Truck was in a drive through complimenting voice actors for other movies (that were all just him voice acting) and all the characters in the pixar movies were actually car versions
The car jump scare thing scared the sh@t out of me I was so confused when someone said "people in the 90's who had the internet is about to have a heart attack"😂
You all remember that he did manipulate his fans for sexual favours right? And his friends confirmed it was multiple some underage, where he lied to them about therapy not only is he not coming back the group are better without him
5:16 Fun fact: The commercials of K-fee all played late at night and got banned here in Germany pretty damn fast. No, seriously, people *_actually died from heartattacks those ads were dishing out_*
@@switcher_7678 Serene scenery with for instance a car driving along a serpentine or a couple walking arond a beach in sunset, only to have some goblin (masked actor for those ads) to show up 5 secs in and actually jumpscare you with an insane screech. Those ads played around midnight to 4am. Problem here: A large amount of elderly were watching reruns of their favourite shows at that time... Slogan of this coffee drink: "You were never _that_ awake before..."
4:57 For the defence of those people, as someone that owns a vw (damn that phrase sounds cring af) my right side seat belt buckle at around 50km/h starts thinking that it reincarnated as someones rifle, the ratle and noise that it makes can be only stoped by bucking it up so yeah, stuff like that, actually something more tasteful or even a normal thingy but without the belt, is my go to when it comes to this.
The reason why we get flash flood warnings during monsoon season is because when there is a flash flood, it goes from a completly dry area to 3 inches of water in the street to beinging completly dry again. Don't worry though it is like the one time a year that it rains anyway.
For anybody who wants reference to the Kia Soul incident, Kia/Hyundai had a recall on their older cars due to a gas management issue which could cause fires. It was some type of module that would fail due to heat and certain vacuums not working. Not a GM level recall but still bad enough. Luckily KDM cars have great warranties and most dealers go above and beyond when issues arise or things need replaced.
5:42 As I just got back from seeing my brother in LA I can fucking confirm, it was supposed to take us like 6-7 hours to drive there but it took us like 8-9 because of the amount of traffic
7:11 Aeschylus, an ancient Greek playwright was killed at the age of 67, when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head. The eagle is said to have mistaken his baldness for a rock and tried to use it to crack the shell
The seatbelt alarm stopper is mostly for farm trucks that don't really go too quick or for hunting, the same reason. Basically they're super situational
it makes me physically happy to know that jameskii shares the same resentment for the kia soul 3 worst cars in order 3. Kia Soul 2. Nissan Juke (or joke as i call it) 1. Fiat Multipla
2:19 Elaborating, they explained, “Animal rain is a phenomenon that occurs when small water animals like frogs, crabs, and small fish are swept up in waterspouts or drafts that occur on the surface of the earth. They are then rained down at the same time as the rain.
that moment when you call your buddy and say "hey, i saw a car that looked like yours explode just now!" and he answers with "yeah, sorry about that" that's when you know you aint gonna be calling shotgun on any of his road trips anymore xD
75000 Likes for part 2
Baised
Ok
jskii notice me
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@@Salty_Web deep
in the past we really thought we would have flying cars by now...
A flying car is just a helicopter if you think about it.
At least we have anime babe cars
i mean.. with a big enough ramp.
but we are stuck with kia soul
cars on land are deadly and costly enough, imagine a drunk driver smashing his 3 ton pickup through your 5th story apartment at 120 mph
That Stepping Hawking edit is legitimately impressive XD
"stepping"
ya, like he's walking
But hawks can fly tho
He can walk and take steps
That’s coolt
7:34 He is simply showing off his trophy collection. Some people like to hunt deer and hang their antlers on the walls, and he likes to hunt other cars and take their emblems
New mad Max warlord
1:05 fard
Jameskii, I also live in a desert.
Those warnings aren't for you; they're for the people in low areas. In a desert, the soil doesn't absorb as fast as water tends to come down; so it tends to roll downhill toward the low lying areas. Most desert landscapes have designated washes for this runoff to go into, but the washes are able to be accessed through nearby roads and walkways, and sometimes through people's alleyways.
Here, we have tall mountains all around us that cause flash floods for EVERYONE, the water tends to quickly sweep around the valley and into specific low lying areas where we have designed basins to collect and help drain the water.
THOSE people who live near the washes are in danger, it could seem like a small amount of water on the street to their children, only to have the water suddenly shift into a torrent and sweep them away. It happens every year. It doesn't have to be raining above them for this to occur, that's why they're flash floods, they're moving from the highest spot to the lowest spot VERY fast, and there could be NO warning, except for a little humidity and grey skies.
When you live in fnv
Yeah, I live in arizona. Flash floods out here are no joke.
@DynoKaiser This year we've gotten a lot of rain this year. it's been nice
@@kasuraga This is where I live too, i was describing my experience with them having taken care of washes.
There are plenty of washes that border parks, and the dangers of a flash flood while a child is inside of these easy to access washes is really one of the reasons I talk about it.
There's a woman online "Living with Fern" or something like this.
She is "all natural", doesn't believe you're a mother if you had a c-section, a lot of BS like this.
She allows her child to eat rocks, which is not that big of a deal I guess; however what is a big deal is the fact she also will INTENTIONALLY go to the edges of washes, small rivers, and low lying areas, and let her child play in the water, DURING flash flood warnings.
She doesn't believe in flash flood warnings.
I will be unsurprised to hear that Fern nearly drowned one day, despite how sad I'll be for him.
Holy f^ck, hi Mr. Essay.
The only thing the world needs is tony hawk pro wheelchair
I’d buy it
Someone gotta break his legs for that to happen...
@@ReiDaTecnologia one sec brb
@@Trunch1312 oh god its been 2 months i dont think hes coming back
@@Trunch1312 Ayo you good?
5:15 Man, the nostalgia just hit me like a truck.
Shit gave me ptsd
Love that James is making content kinda like CallMeCarson. Makes me nostalgic
I was about to say that video format reminded me of him lmao
Thinking the same thing
I hope he follows his career to a tee
@@Xponesupurbutt oh no
@Jackson Nestor only the illegal part
Please make these longer. I would watch a 15 to 20-minute cut of this stuff.
First
6:19 that one person in the math questions:
Jameskii is filling in the hole that callmecarson left.
I still have a high school yearbook picture shapped hole in my heart
Nobody can replace carson.
@@Eat_Fetus is that a phineas and ferb refenence!1!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!11!
@@crevice5369 Last I heard, he was considering returning to UA-cam.
@@spicy9964 such a good song
2:56 clap CLAP, CCLLAAPP *BREAKS HEADS*
Ahh yes, misreading the title as “Weirdest Cats Ever” and I literally thought that the Nemo in the thumbnail is a cat that looks like Nemo.
That’s just a ripoff of apandah’s funny cats
6:58
"Power of a horse
In fact, the maximum output of a horse can be up to 15 horsepower, and the maximum output of a human is a bit more than a single horsepower."
fyi Jameskii and friends
The Nemo Car is like the credit scenes of Cars where everyone is watching a Pixar movie where every Pixar characters are turned into convertibles and Mac the Truck made a comment about it.
What?
@@crevice5369 There is a credit scene where Mac the Truck was in a drive through complimenting voice actors for other movies (that were all just him voice acting) and all the characters in the pixar movies were actually car versions
@@crevice5369 watch the ending credits scene of Cars (2006)
5:30 "wait what is this *nostalgia kicks in* oh shi-"
this is what james does for a living now, look at cursed images
The new carson
@@matty9020 exactly what i was thinking. Litteraly carson's content but with a less funny group XD
@@cenfer9962 lame bait comment,downvoted
This reminds me a Carson’s style of vids,I love it brings back good times.
As a proud owner of the hot wheels shopping cart, I must say it is a top 10 on the hot wheels tier list.
SAME I AGREE
Wished i actually bought it when i went to the store before the outbreak
The car jump scare thing scared the sh@t out of me I was so confused when someone said "people in the 90's who had the internet is about to have a heart attack"😂
Oh yeah I know that.
Kia Soul does what its branding suggests…
Turns you into a soul…
Killed in action soul
6:53 wtf is matpat doing here?
Really
7:10 Alright, who threw the green shell?
People in 1739: I bet we will have floating cars in the future
The future: THICC CAR
*_holy shit, I miss carson._*
Yeah.. immediately thought Carson had posted and got so hyped for a second haha.
We all do 😔
He'll be back boys.. He'll be back.
Down to the thumbnail this is a recording the internet video
You all remember that he did manipulate his fans for sexual favours right? And his friends confirmed it was multiple some underage, where he lied to them about therapy not only is he not coming back the group are better without him
5:21 I remember this shnozzle
I was literally bored and couldn't decide what to watch either.....Thanks Jameskii!
I'm legit dying for almost the entire video. Loving the editing on the discord call videos.
5:16
Fun fact: The commercials of K-fee all played late at night and got banned here in Germany pretty damn fast. No, seriously, people *_actually died from heartattacks those ads were dishing out_*
Damn, what were they?
@@switcher_7678 Serene scenery with for instance a car driving along a serpentine or a couple walking arond a beach in sunset, only to have some goblin (masked actor for those ads) to show up 5 secs in and actually jumpscare you with an insane screech. Those ads played around midnight to 4am.
Problem here: A large amount of elderly were watching reruns of their favourite shows at that time...
Slogan of this coffee drink: "You were never _that_ awake before..."
7:00 Fun fact: Horses actually have about 14.9 horsepower
Why? No idea.
then what's the point of calling it a goddamn horsepower if it isn't even equal to one horse
@@monsterupdatewhen I have no damn clue, my dude
@@monsterupdatewhen because when galloping, horses have about 14.9 horsepower. on average, they have 1 horsepower
Horsepower is the average over a day of a draft horse. They can have spikes up to 15 hp
Cops coming after the guy at 7:39:
Cop: what car does he have?
Other cop: uhhhh.... All of them?
8:01 The picture Of the Teletubbie hanging out of the car window is mine, I took it in NC on a crappy digital keychain camera that I bought at a CVS.
Wow
*Carson gets cancelled and his video format is no longer being used* Jameskii: "Don't mind if I diddly do"
ouch
0:12 not a sapphire!
1:54
2:23 some 40s car too
I remember that car advert lol
That C4 corvette is pretty awesome
4:52 gives off "my movie" vibes
bad to the bone starts playing
4:57
For the defence of those people, as someone that owns a vw (damn that phrase sounds cring af) my right side seat belt buckle at around 50km/h starts thinking that it reincarnated as someones rifle, the ratle and noise that it makes can be only stoped by bucking it up so yeah, stuff like that, actually something more tasteful or even a normal thingy but without the belt, is my go to when it comes to this.
1:06 Funny thing about this camaro is that, It's mostly knows as catfish camaro
We have the suspect.
Officer: Alright, what's his car brand?
He is using a... uhh......
6:48 that car is from my town lmao it's been there for years
Ahh a fellow person from nc
my sense of humor is clearly shattered when im dying from rewinding to 5:45 over and over.
5:27 at this moment i realized, i became men.
7:56 mcmobile
Damn Lightning Mcqueen really was the fastest, even at life
I can already see this comment blowing up
@@flamingwa4116 and it might not now because I had to edit a spelling error
8:08 YEEES The vacuum cleaner 😂😳
The reason why we get flash flood warnings during monsoon season is because when there is a flash flood, it goes from a completly dry area to 3 inches of water in the street to beinging completly dry again. Don't worry though it is like the one time a year that it rains anyway.
please tell me you also have a momsoon season, as well.
For anybody who wants reference to the Kia Soul incident, Kia/Hyundai had a recall on their older cars due to a gas management issue which could cause fires. It was some type of module that would fail due to heat and certain vacuums not working. Not a GM level recall but still bad enough. Luckily KDM cars have great warranties and most dealers go above and beyond when issues arise or things need replaced.
5:36 god dammit not again
8:25 Literally my van, same color and all. You have no idea how much trolling i have done with this image
the relaxing car drive...that brings back so many memories.
5:49 LA or New York HONK
New honk
8:22 as a Canadian this is infact what its like
5:16
oh god, my brain doesnt want to remember that trauma anymore.
7:13
So are Mario kart players
7:12 Oh so that’s what happened to the turtle in the Sonic movie. “Good Recovery” must mean “Bashing into a random cars window unharmed”.
6:26 RIP bib black Boykin.
Good job jamskii, now every video in your video i see in my recommendations
0:30 and Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights
please make part 2 I cried laughing.
5:42 As I just got back from seeing my brother in LA I can fucking confirm, it was supposed to take us like 6-7 hours to drive there but it took us like 8-9 because of the amount of traffic
7:11 Aeschylus, an ancient Greek playwright was killed at the age of 67, when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head. The eagle is said to have mistaken his baldness for a rock and tried to use it to crack the shell
5:09 Bingus took too many Gs
The seatbelt alarm stopper is mostly for farm trucks that don't really go too quick or for hunting, the same reason. Basically they're super situational
Jameskii is probaby best content creator that can fill CallmeCarson's place.
Being into cars makes "Le car fish" so much funnier. Its a 4th gen Camaro and everybody calls it "The catfish Camaro"
9:12 My mom has a green Kia soul. I tried to forget about it when I moved out but now I'm having a relapse.
6:19 people in math problems be like..
4:15 ngl they should have named it high hills(u know it can climb hills and stuff)
I love these vids way more than your other kind
2:44 when ur car passed 100k miles
it makes me physically happy to know that jameskii shares the same resentment for the kia soul
3 worst cars in order
3. Kia Soul
2. Nissan Juke (or joke as i call it)
1. Fiat Multipla
Renault Twingo better be your #1 best car.
0:56 MIDNIGHT RACING: TOKYO!?!!!
2:19 Elaborating, they explained, “Animal rain is a phenomenon that occurs when small water animals like frogs, crabs, and small fish are swept up in waterspouts or drafts that occur on the surface of the earth. They are then rained down at the same time as the rain.
This is good to watch with my family
Did you say family?
5:15 holy shit that golden car is in my town as an "art" piece lmao
0:21 I saw someone made that green one in the crew 2 with the green glow cosmetics
I don't know anything about cars in general, but this video was pretty funny thank you Jameskii
9:38
That's just broke my a**
Jameskii. Nice car dash. 3:06
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long while, amazing content
Thanks for making this video I'm a huge car fan, I have like 2 million toy cars in my room btw.
I feel like Jamskii has taken Carson’s role while he’s gone
Love the video
Your content is so amazing man, keep it up I love your style!!
3:03 you mispelled "Though"
Unsubbing, Disliked, Reported, Banned, Sharted.
the thumbnail and the full video:
*Quandale Dingle steps in*
Quandale Dingle: who owns these goofy ahh cars 💀
In Tony Hawk's Underground 2 there was a character that rode a wheelchair so it's definitely possible to mod Steven Hawkings into a Tony Hawk's Game.
The best part about the punisher skull thing is that you can open your beer while you’re drunk-driving without a seatbelt
The owner of the hippo car a 4:05 goes to my school!
9:44 best part
8:03 I'm gonna have to request you play Slendytubbies 3 story mode, it's a shitshow, you won't regret it
It has one?
@@flow185 yes and it's surprisingly decent
Yay
Another video about weird content
Really good trilogy
3:14 it say it, but in spanish
this is like a carson vid.... this feels nice, thank you jameskii
6:03 Goofy stan
7:12
Cops: there is a guy holding someone hostage inside a car
Other cop: what’s the cars logo
Cop: y e s
0:10 *blood splatter*
JAMES WHY!?!??! After this video youtube just recommended me "STEPHEN HAWKING'S PRO WHEELCHAIR"!!!
1:47 i have that set
5:59 Lowkey kinda sick seeing a bosozoku/kaido racer van, was waiting for one these to pop up
ED SHEERAN?!!
that moment when you call your buddy and say "hey, i saw a car that looked like yours explode just now!"
and he answers with "yeah, sorry about that"
that's when you know you aint gonna be calling shotgun on any of his road trips anymore xD