5:25 Kick it up a notch by getting a plan fro Ikea and order every single peice saying it was missing slowly but surely you'll get free furniture from Ikea
I unironically love the missile silo being a potential house. It'd be perfect for like, a secret underground base type of house. But you'd need multibillionaire levels of money in order to do all the repairs necessary. Alongside any sort of decorating
10:58 okay not gonna lie, the house with the miniature observatory/telescope is actually pretty dope. And the pictures it took are freaking amazing too, really good quality for something that small!
3:30 holy shit i'd love to live in this house. assuming all of the bootleg CDs and shelving was gone you could setup sick arcade or old school LAN rooms. shit would be so amazing and it's fucking massive.
These types of videos are unironically some of my favorite content of yours James, they are constantly unhinged and remind me so much of the interactions I have with my friends at like 2 am.
okay about blue lick road house, the owners didn't actually get arrested. What ended up happening was they were running an amateur resale business and one of their hauls of new DVDs was actually shoplifted, the cops caught them selling this shoplifted haul and ended up telling them that they're allowed to keep selling their DVDs as long as they keep receipts for every transaction
My mother got married in a castle an elderly couple rents out for special venues. It's in the middle of the Canadian plains, and it's also made by the people that own it.
"why do you need a garage on an island?" Because boats can't drive? But seriously, a ferry is a thing, and a single-person ferry could be very small. Then you take your car across the water to roads and it's that simple. Trust me, I've seen singular houses on tiny pieces of land in the Keys, and while slightly inconvenient, you will literally never have issues with neighbors.
1:09 Keep in mind that this toilet also appears to have a set of unfrosted windows with no blinds overlooking the street. Pooping as a spectator sport.
Now you gotta play house flipper and make your own weird homes. One of the recent updates added very odd pictures for such a relaxing game. Such as 15th century portrait of Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia, The Nightmare, The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters, The Severed Heads, and Arnold Bocklin Self Portrait With Death Playing The Fiddle. You could make something really weird, creepy, or do a Jerma style house and make it like a JigSaw trap house
As a person from kentucky i agree with that statement, last week i drove by a church and it had not a cross, not jesus, a goat, a damn goat on top of it.
Just a note on the bedroom/restroom houses which are usually bungalows are usually for disabled individuals such as myself who need to get out of bed multiple times a day but can't walk that far without needing a wheelchair etc etc while it might seem unhygienic, most disabled individuals are very clean with there areas. So yer love the humour but thought I'd mention it, getting out of bed and pooping is better than having to travel stairs or go through multiple doors, obviously if you have an ensuite it's different but ye, when I had my bowel transplant my live in rest room on hospital campus for recovery had my bedroom like that, sometimes you don't have a minute to get there lmao
That warehouse house is like a harry potter tent, way bigger inside, honestly, really interesting Also, I'd kill to live in that Hobbit house, literally, I will kill.
The “The Log” card is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 6) or a Legendary Chest. It is an area damage spell that affects a rectangular area on the ground as it rolls through its targets, damaging them and pushing any survivors back, even heavyweight ones that cannot be knocked back by other means. It disintegrates after rolling for 10.1 tiles. It appears as a long, spiked piece of wood. A “The Log” card costs 2 Elixir to deploy. Strategy: As a cheap spell, The Log can be used to damage and push back multiple ground troops that are approaching your side, such as Barbarians or Goblins. Unlike all other cards with a pushback effect, The Log can affect all ground troops. If a troop is locked into a target, the pushback caused by The Log will reset their attack animation. This is in contrast with the Zap or Lightning, as it will only pause the attack instead of fully resetting it, with the exception of Sparky. It can be a cheaper alternative to Arrows, due to the very similar damage and area of effect. The main differences are that The Log costs one less Elixir while being unable to affect air troops. As such, it might be advisable to bring other splash damage cards to deal with the likes of Minions and the Minion Horde. It can also be an alternative to Zap, as both of them have the same Elixir cost. They can both disarm the charge attacks of Prince and Dark Prince if you have low Elixir or if your small units are out of rotation. However, they have slightly different effects when used. The Log will not reset a Sparky, but a Zap will. Barring aerial units (as The Log cannot hit them) there are only 6 units that it cannot one-shot compared to Arrows, those being Wall Breakers, Bomber, Archers, Guards, Firecracker and Elixir Blobs. They will still be countered with the help of the Princess Tower. If placed right next to the bridge, The Log will damage the Princess Tower. Its cheap cost and relatively high damage compared to the other 2 Elixir spells make it a low-commitment way to chip a Crown Tower. The Log is effective on offense when combined with grounded units. Any swarms placed on top of The Log will be immediately hit, and in most cases, completely eliminated. However, the player should be aware of the slightly staggered deploy time on all cards comprised of more than one unit besides Skeletons, and deploy their The Log so that it will roll over the units once their hurtbox spawns. Remember that, despite it being a spell, it can only be placed on the player's side, which reduces its effectiveness in certain situations. If a unit is walking right on the edge of the river on a player's side, the player can use The Log to push the unit over the river back to the opponent's side. This is a good way to delay slow-moving units like Giant and P.E.K.K.A. The Log can be an effective counter to Tombstones or Goblin Drills. If the building is at around half health, The Log can be used to destroy the building and the troops spawned afterward. Similarly, it can also be used on a Battle Ram to deal additional damage to the spawned Barbarians. However, this will not work against a Goblin Giant. The Log is a great counter to a Goblin Barrel. Although it is slightly harder to defend a Goblin Barrel with it compared to Arrows, it costs 1 less Elixir. The Log's radius is wider than it appears, meaning it will still fully counter a barrel placed in the center of the player's Princess Tower if the horizontal placement is 1 tile off. If the opponent places a Royal Giant in the extra space of the player's territory once a Tower has been destroyed, they may be able to use The Log to push him to the King's Tower lane, protecting their frailer tower. It could also be used to cause him to retarget to another building if the player places their building late. If a Miner is placed on the corner of the Princess Tower closest to the King's Tower, The Log can push the Miner towards the King's Tower, activating it. The Hog Rider, Mega Knight, Ram Rider, Royal Hogs and the Cursed Hogs can unintentionally jump over The Log as they cannot be struck by it while they use their jump abilities. However, this is rare and should not be relied on. The Log one level lower than the Princess, Dart Goblin, and the Rascal Girls can still defeat them in one shot, but not if The Log is two levels lower than them. While a Mega Knight is charging his jump attack, pushing back the Mega Knight while he is charging does not prevent him from jumping on his target. The same holds true for the Bandit and her dash attack. The Log's pushback can be used to force enemy troops directly in the center of the arena to switch lanes by deploying the Log on the side of the troop opposite to where the player would like to redirect it. This can be useful to weaken the current defense or to weaken a counterattack. The Log's pushback can push the Hunter further away from his target, reducing his damage significantly. The Log can push back a burrowing Miner. However, it does not deal damage to the Miner, nor does it force the Miner out of the ground, so this should not happen very commonly. If the opponent places down a Golem in the middle of the field, It is possible for The Log to push it to the opposite lane, letting your X-Bow connect to the tower if only done correctly.
we learn a lot of things here but I think the most important ones are: To Jawsh, Marvel and DC = reddit, Harry Pot = tumblr. Jameskii is very vulnerable when he's naked
The fact that the one bathtub was literally a baptistery was kinda hilarious and highly questionable to the why it would be used as a bathtub since it would be super deep.
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We got more stuff coming soon... But first I'm gonna finish TF2 video :)
tim fucks 2??
Last one to get scared wins but everyone has 3 lives
TitanFall 2? Team Fortress 2?
Bring back the old outro music! The new one sucks :(
AYYY TF2, THE GAME I NEVER PLAYED WOOOO
5:25 Kick it up a notch by getting a plan fro Ikea and order every single peice saying it was missing slowly but surely you'll get free furniture from Ikea
If I ever decide to sell a house I'm gonna make weird, subtle changes to every room until they become entirely sinister
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear em
@@AxxLAfriku what the fuck did I just read?
@@AxxLAfriku good
@@AxxLAfriku oh hey wassup Axxl, your videos are bad
@@AxxLAfriku I’m glad they do
I bet there will be a civil war between James and Jawsh over the best house, and the refrigerator placement
At this point, I'm really looking forward to a tour of Jawsh's house.
His house consists of structural proportions that are three times the size of a normal person
His oven won’t have a wall behind it and his microwave is on the roof
Don’t forget His bathroom and kitchen are in his room
@@justanedit001 width only. height is just above normal.
Fridge placement
I unironically love the missile silo being a potential house. It'd be perfect for like, a secret underground base type of house. But you'd need multibillionaire levels of money in order to do all the repairs necessary. Alongside any sort of decorating
That’s what bunkerbro has been doing, he made it big and used his money to buy and renovate ex-military bunkers.
@@Scrogan He sounds pretty neat. Does he have a UA-cam channel?
I live in Abilene, the town the bunker's in, and it just sold for 350k. I still dont know why someone would buy it unless theyre rich.
Jawsh’s wisdom is held back by his mortality
10:58 okay not gonna lie, the house with the miniature observatory/telescope is actually pretty dope. And the pictures it took are freaking amazing too, really good quality for something that small!
I would "accidentally" nuke the harry potter reddit house if I could
one day jawsh, one day
Honestly same shitty fridge placement
what if you live nearby
you need to drop kick dobby first
Even though I’m a fan of Harry Potter, go ahead
3:30 holy shit i'd love to live in this house. assuming all of the bootleg CDs and shelving was gone you could setup sick arcade or old school LAN rooms. shit would be so amazing and it's fucking massive.
“Is this Canadian?”
They have the Kansas City chiefs logo on their floor
I though the same thing. 🤣
The Midwest just doesn't exist to some people.
@@DOOTIE I'm from the Midwest and I'd like to forget it exists
@@forgenorman3025Bruh, nothing exists out here!
@DOOTIE yeah because it doesn’t
10:53 who ever made that pool took the saying made from blood and tears to a whole new level.
Jameskii should visit one irl and complain to the landlord the whole time
Jameskii should film jawsh going to a completely normal house for sale and complaining to the previous owners the whole time
These types of videos are unironically some of my favorite content of yours James, they are constantly unhinged and remind me so much of the interactions I have with my friends at like 2 am.
The Harry Potter Reddit house genuinely is one of the most accurate examples of this
Jawsh needs to be an interior designer, he gets it.
2:09
I can't tell if that's just a weird gate below the bed, or a railing for a staircase.
I hope it's the former, the latter sounds terrifying.
yes it is all of them
i hope its the latter
It is a staircase. Don’t roll.
@@arandomcommenter412 hardcore sleeping
The walls to the side are slanted as if it's the attic, it's stairs
That red pool house was pretty sick. That telescope sold me. I fuckin love space.
Honestly being a space obsessed vampire sounds like a really nice life.
okay about blue lick road house, the owners didn't actually get arrested. What ended up happening was they were running an amateur resale business and one of their hauls of new DVDs was actually shoplifted, the cops caught them selling this shoplifted haul and ended up telling them that they're allowed to keep selling their DVDs as long as they keep receipts for every transaction
My mother got married in a castle an elderly couple rents out for special venues.
It's in the middle of the Canadian plains, and it's also made by the people that own it.
This video is 10% weird houses and 90% Jawsh
"why do you need a garage on an island?"
Because boats can't drive?
But seriously, a ferry is a thing, and a single-person ferry could be very small. Then you take your car across the water to roads and it's that simple. Trust me, I've seen singular houses on tiny pieces of land in the Keys, and while slightly inconvenient, you will literally never have issues with neighbors.
Or just get an amphibious vehicle
I love how Jawsh is repelled by anything remotely normal or interesting
I would not consider a marvel room to be normal
@@chillycaty Wait, do you not have one? I was under the impression that most houses had one right by the living room?
I mean any sane person would be disgusted by the marvel reddit room
Of course, he already saw everything that is cursed on the internet on Carson's old videos...
@@SozaLKS wait was he a part of them?
2:24 Jameskii predicted the Blue Lobster Jumps care meme.
JOSH _(purple text)_ IS KILLING ME, I love his humor XD
When he said " I'd snap his neck" while reffering to that dobby statue I was taking a sip from my drink and fucking chocked
I swear jawsh is just the embodyment of uncanny
Always a good time when a jameskii video comes out
True
1:56 "Today were going to be foundation wiping this guys base"
8:20 That made me laugh. Gosh I love Shrek.
The house at 3:30 is like a backrooms level, I’d love to live in it!
James "OMG they have dobby"
Jawsh "i''d break his neck "
@user-id7qj3fk5lquack!
This is the Carson content we could’ve got if he didn’t get into trouble lol, Jawsh carrying everything as always.
At this point, jawsh sees it fit to put a microwave in every bedroom, whether there’s 2 or 100
The Sims 3 Build/Buy Mode music was a _fantastic_ touch for this video.
7:22😂 either or …
Hey Lois
The shelf with a cleanex was probably meant to have a stature of the Virgin Mary since it looks the right shape and size
10:56 "why would you ever want to color your pool red" I was drinking IZZE blackberry and fucking shot it out my nose laughing so hard while drinking
Ewwww.
2:45 wise mystical tree.
5:31 this is an office quote for all the people who wanna know why that’s there
1:09
Keep in mind that this toilet also appears to have a set of unfrosted windows with no blinds overlooking the street.
Pooping as a spectator sport.
@user-xf8rk5bc8wquack!
Oh so these are the type of things I should look for when buying a house. Thanks Jameskii! 😁
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs, thats all i've ever wanted" - is a quote by Kevin from the tv show the office xd
at 3:12 you missed the chance to say "it's the mike wahouseki"
9:58 sh*t looks like apeture science dude im dead
I would be terrified about living in a house that any part of its design influenced by Jameski and co
9:59 literally the place you go out from at the end of portal 2 XD
0:11 and if I don't want too???
I'm not free, buy me.
Day is brightened thanks to James uploading
Thanks for this bro. Needed a good laugh today 💜
imagine you bought the underground base house, and you having girlfriend, how the hell you would ask her "go in your house"?
@Text Me On Telegram @Official_Jameskii *BLOOd WILL BE PAId, SACRIFICES MAdE*
*TO THE ONLY MEATBALL MAN*
All of these are going into my "Sims 4 House build ideas" folder.....
Now you gotta play house flipper and make your own weird homes. One of the recent updates added very odd pictures for such a relaxing game. Such as 15th century portrait of Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia, The Nightmare, The Sleep Of Reason Produces Monsters, The Severed Heads, and Arnold Bocklin Self Portrait With Death Playing The Fiddle. You could make something really weird, creepy, or do a Jerma style house and make it like a JigSaw trap house
1:40 i did that in the sims once that makes is surreal for me
3:25 I'm pretty sure they turned this into a Gmod map
They did, i have it
11:08
“Who lived in here a Canadian?”
Well if he’s Canadian he’s got good selection on American football teams
The baptism pool for a bathtub is a good touch
2:25 blue lobster jumpscare
the lighthouse house looks very cozy
"I don't see any issue"
Either spoken like a man who uses an outdoor toilet, or spoken like a man who has been in prison.
As a person from kentucky i agree with that statement, last week i drove by a church and it had not a cross, not jesus, a goat, a damn goat on top of it.
Jawsh is the reason why wizards dont appear to muggles
Not because he hates them
But he'd break the necks of their servants
Hey, that’s my house Jameskii 0:22 you can’t make fun of my house lol
7:40 why does that counter look like it’s from some Nickelodeon show
9:58 This is the place where the "Nice opinion" guy lives when he's not inside your walls.
Quotes from Kevin from the Office 5:40
cabinets inside of a shower is so much more cursed than i couldve ever imagined
The bathtub at 3:43 looks like a baptismal tub
It is 💀
Something about reviewing weird houses makes me question humanity
this is just bad car mods but for houses
but that house with the chair barricade just screams "trying to keep evil contained in a horror movie"
The pink house in the thumbnail is brighter than my future
I like that the Kentucky house has a lds baptismal font as a bathtub
4:52. Yes, u never know with Kentucky -
1:42 i actually, genuinely, love this one, def would buy if i could
1:20 I actually really like the look of that. Drop the mounted animals, and I'd be right at home!
rewatching old jameskii vids instead of taking notes worth it
Just a note on the bedroom/restroom houses which are usually bungalows are usually for disabled individuals such as myself who need to get out of bed multiple times a day but can't walk that far without needing a wheelchair etc etc while it might seem unhygienic, most disabled individuals are very clean with there areas.
So yer love the humour but thought I'd mention it, getting out of bed and pooping is better than having to travel stairs or go through multiple doors, obviously if you have an ensuite it's different but ye, when I had my bowel transplant my live in rest room on hospital campus for recovery had my bedroom like that, sometimes you don't have a minute to get there lmao
Pissed myself laughing when you put the spooky face in the darkness thank you
3:42 I think this house may have originally been a church, judging my the weird layout, and that the “bathtub” looks like it’s for baptisms
I just wanna know what James' search history looks like after videos like these
That warehouse house is like a harry potter tent, way bigger inside, honestly, really interesting
Also, I'd kill to live in that Hobbit house, literally, I will kill.
@user-xf8rk5bc8wquack!
By the way, the cleenex shelf is most likely a phone shelf that they put a cleenex box on
I like the space one.
Hell yeah this the type of video I love to see after a long day
I live like 3 blocks away from that house in Kentucky. It's on bluelick road. Use to know a kid that lived there, it was wild
3:20 That needs to be a VRChat world
3:47 i love how that's not even a bathtub that's legit a baptismal they are using as a bathtub 😂
The “The Log” card is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 6) or a Legendary Chest. It is an area damage spell that affects a rectangular area on the ground as it rolls through its targets, damaging them and pushing any survivors back, even heavyweight ones that cannot be knocked back by other means. It disintegrates after rolling for 10.1 tiles. It appears as a long, spiked piece of wood. A “The Log” card costs 2 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy:
As a cheap spell, The Log can be used to damage and push back multiple ground troops that are approaching your side, such as Barbarians or Goblins.
Unlike all other cards with a pushback effect, The Log can affect all ground troops. If a troop is locked into a target, the pushback caused by The Log will reset their attack animation. This is in contrast with the Zap or Lightning, as it will only pause the attack instead of fully resetting it, with the exception of Sparky.
It can be a cheaper alternative to Arrows, due to the very similar damage and area of effect.
The main differences are that The Log costs one less Elixir while being unable to affect air troops. As such, it might be advisable to bring other splash damage cards to deal with the likes of Minions and the Minion Horde.
It can also be an alternative to Zap, as both of them have the same Elixir cost. They can both disarm the charge attacks of Prince and Dark Prince if you have low Elixir or if your small units are out of rotation. However, they have slightly different effects when used. The Log will not reset a Sparky, but a Zap will.
Barring aerial units (as The Log cannot hit them) there are only 6 units that it cannot one-shot compared to Arrows, those being Wall Breakers, Bomber, Archers, Guards, Firecracker and Elixir Blobs. They will still be countered with the help of the Princess Tower.
If placed right next to the bridge, The Log will damage the Princess Tower. Its cheap cost and relatively high damage compared to the other 2 Elixir spells make it a low-commitment way to chip a Crown Tower.
The Log is effective on offense when combined with grounded units. Any swarms placed on top of The Log will be immediately hit, and in most cases, completely eliminated. However, the player should be aware of the slightly staggered deploy time on all cards comprised of more than one unit besides Skeletons, and deploy their The Log so that it will roll over the units once their hurtbox spawns.
Remember that, despite it being a spell, it can only be placed on the player's side, which reduces its effectiveness in certain situations.
If a unit is walking right on the edge of the river on a player's side, the player can use The Log to push the unit over the river back to the opponent's side. This is a good way to delay slow-moving units like Giant and P.E.K.K.A.
The Log can be an effective counter to Tombstones or Goblin Drills. If the building is at around half health, The Log can be used to destroy the building and the troops spawned afterward. Similarly, it can also be used on a Battle Ram to deal additional damage to the spawned Barbarians. However, this will not work against a Goblin Giant.
The Log is a great counter to a Goblin Barrel. Although it is slightly harder to defend a Goblin Barrel with it compared to Arrows, it costs 1 less Elixir. The Log's radius is wider than it appears, meaning it will still fully counter a barrel placed in the center of the player's Princess Tower if the horizontal placement is 1 tile off.
If the opponent places a Royal Giant in the extra space of the player's territory once a Tower has been destroyed, they may be able to use The Log to push him to the King's Tower lane, protecting their frailer tower. It could also be used to cause him to retarget to another building if the player places their building late.
If a Miner is placed on the corner of the Princess Tower closest to the King's Tower, The Log can push the Miner towards the King's Tower, activating it.
The Hog Rider, Mega Knight, Ram Rider, Royal Hogs and the Cursed Hogs can unintentionally jump over The Log as they cannot be struck by it while they use their jump abilities. However, this is rare and should not be relied on.
The Log one level lower than the Princess, Dart Goblin, and the Rascal Girls can still defeat them in one shot, but not if The Log is two levels lower than them.
While a Mega Knight is charging his jump attack, pushing back the Mega Knight while he is charging does not prevent him from jumping on his target. The same holds true for the Bandit and her dash attack.
The Log's pushback can be used to force enemy troops directly in the center of the arena to switch lanes by deploying the Log on the side of the troop opposite to where the player would like to redirect it. This can be useful to weaken the current defense or to weaken a counterattack.
The Log's pushback can push the Hunter further away from his target, reducing his damage significantly.
The Log can push back a burrowing Miner. However, it does not deal damage to the Miner, nor does it force the Miner out of the ground, so this should not happen very commonly.
If the opponent places down a Golem in the middle of the field, It is possible for The Log to push it to the opposite lane, letting your X-Bow connect to the tower if only done correctly.
0:08 Yoooo
This is why I want a house, So I can make it look like that! Badass!!!
ITS FREAKING GUCCI THE LOBSTER must be big fans of yours
0:46 My grandma actually has an oven on the wall, and yes, it's very convenient :)
If you think about it a barstool really has 4 seats 🌞
1:04 James if you’re selling a house for a million dollars in Boston you’re lucky it’s even a real house, the housing market here is awful
we learn a lot of things here but I think the most important ones are:
To Jawsh, Marvel and DC = reddit, Harry Pot = tumblr.
Jameskii is very vulnerable when he's naked
The fact that the one bathtub was literally a baptistery was kinda hilarious and highly questionable to the why it would be used as a bathtub since it would be super deep.
i lived in a house like this when we had summer break 1:50
9:58 bro found the nina project
I love how all the houses look like something James would make in gmod
I live in Kentucky for my whole life and never heard of a family running a bootleg Amazon business but I do now, thank you mr James
Yeah, I live like 3 blocks away from this house and I didn't know about this until a few years ago. It's wild
As I watch these guys, I start to realize how they are extremely similar to soothouse so I’m glad that we have a new version of soothouse
Jameskii i love your vids keep doing it :)
No
In the words of Kylo Ren:
M O R E !
M O R E ! ! ! !