Same, im just trying to learn how to play the game and now im getting flooded with Mahjong videos. I aint complaining that much if they help me improve
3:04 Suukantsu, Daisuushii, Suuankou Tanki. That's quintuple yakuman if you're wondering. 80,000 points per player for dealer tsumo, 40,000/80,000 for non-dealer tsumo. Crazy.
You forgot my type though: The worshipper. Rings little bells and smudges the air and other little rituals before every game and places tiles on altars to worship the dragon spirits living within them. Also known to call upon the winds mid-game.
True. Then again, the true mark of a wannabe imo is _flunking_ (what in riichi would be, since I'd assume this is MCR-based) pure nine gates 🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Désespoir and I was beginning to think that I was the stupid one. They probably missed that considering the fact that not a lot of people actually go for 九連宝燈 but 清一色 instead.
Comments: 75% Japanese (60% of which are fans of Akagi manga and anime) 15% What dafuq is mahjong 10% *K O N G* You've been warned, guys. ------------- EDIT: There was a good percentage of Saki fans as well
3:51 This is always very painful. At least it’s not as bad as in Riichi Mahjong, if you call Riichi on an amazing hand, and someone calls Ron on you. That’s just heart shattering. Or being so close to a Yakuman when someone randomly calls Tsumo without Riichi. That’s some dame da ne shit.
@@platano_ub not tsuuiisou, he won on a 9-wan. Would be a honitsu but the rest is limit so it doesn't matter. still 4 yakuman cause it was suuankou tanki worth 2 yakuman depending on the ruleset.
You should hear my accent, funny is an understatement. I was trying to learn from these guys, mistake eh?? My kiswahili is excellent. My parents are chinese.
1:00 pure nine lanterns nine-sided wait, dafuq. That's not just chinitsu, that's a limit hand right there. 2:59 suukantsu with daisuushi, what in fuk also, what dialect of Cantonese do you guys speak? It doesn't sound like Hong Kong/standard Guangzhou edit: I think my family has this exact set, the slightly smaller with glitter gold semi-transparent back
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13. The genius who descended into the darkness type.
me_irl
akagi shigeru
NANTOKA NARE!
@@edwiniseman4 POW
14. That skilled female player from high school.
the idea of having tiles glued to the arm is so hilarious lmao
Try doing the Elevator.
And have you even tried Tsubame Gaeshi? That one where you swap your dealt tiles with the tiles loaded in your part of the wall?
I like how after playing Yakuza, random Mahjong videos are just recommended to me on the daily now lol
Lol just started playing like dragon but bought 0 through 5 on steam for after
Yupppppp
Same
Doing completionist runs in Yakuza is what made me learn at least the basics and how to win. (Now I can't stop playing. It's fun!)
Same, im just trying to learn how to play the game and now im getting flooded with Mahjong videos. I aint complaining that much if they help me improve
2:48
kong
kong
KONG
K O N G
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and a pair
if this happened to me i would burn the tiles and shuffle the dust
槓
槓
槓
槓
自櫝！
suukantsu...daisuushii = Triple Yakuman
@@roderick8997 since it was all self-drawn, it's also suuankou tanki! It could reach yakuman x5
@@Sry342 _Michael Jackson Style_ *D'OW!*
I would do the same. Consider them cursed and buy a new set. Lmao
Pretty funny (in a good way) that even though this is made with MCR in mind, riichi players get a chuckle too since most of jokes concern the players.
I like how the slowpoke won in the end, that was really reassuring.
3:04 Suukantsu, Daisuushii, Suuankou Tanki.
That's quintuple yakuman if you're wondering.
80,000 points per player for dealer tsumo, 40,000/80,000 for non-dealer tsumo. Crazy.
Kanshimasu
Kanshimasu
Kanshimasu
Kanshimasu
Tsumo!
lul
Kan nya!
Kan nya!
Kan nya!
Kan nya!
Tsumo nya!!
The most annoying voices in MS...
@@tally7478 Um, what was the name of that shrine cat girl again?
@@va960 It's Ichihime.
...I admit that I had to search for it because I can't remember her name either, lol.
Suu ankan
You forgot my type though: The worshipper. Rings little bells and smudges the air and other little rituals before every game and places tiles on altars to worship the dragon spirits living within them. Also known to call upon the winds mid-game.
This is funny too. I haven't played for 10 years. I am trying to revise so I don't look a fool next saturday.
I'd like to see what it looks like
I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE TILES!
My friends and i literally used to watch our mothers play this, we were so confused.
6:29 Unarguably the sneakiest way to get a Kokushi Musou. (That was a Juusan Men Kokushi, or thirteen tile wait)
Yes. Kokushi Juusan Men Machi 😭
the "pro" and "pro wannabe" are literally the same thing except that the wannabe walked into another nine gates
True. Then again, the true mark of a wannabe imo is _flunking_ (what in riichi would be, since I'd assume this is MCR-based) pure nine gates 🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
6:45
So many times man... So many times...
haha this is funny, brings so many memories seeing my parents, aunts and uncles play
I play riichi mahjong but I definitely know some of these types!
That's a given, judging by your profile pic.
Yes me too
Bbut.. the winning hand at 1:00 isn't just 清一色筒子, it's 九连宝灯.. waiting for 9 tiles
Exactly !... that makes it even more hilarious xD
Désespoir and I was beginning to think that I was the stupid one. They probably missed that considering the fact that not a lot of people actually go for 九連宝燈 but 清一色 instead.
That is what we call Nine Gates (Or for Japanese Mahjong players, Chuuren Poutou)
@@va960 It's actually junsei chuuren poutou, because it was pure.
@@jijonbreaker I know
I'm the guy at 5:33 who's on the computer
J'adore.
Super vidéo, les gars !
Comments:
75% Japanese (60% of which are fans of Akagi manga and anime)
15% What dafuq is mahjong
10% *K O N G*
You've been warned, guys.
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EDIT: There was a good percentage of Saki fans as well
im a fan of saki
@@mochach13 Then welcome to the 75%, my guy. Just not the 80% of the 75%.
I came from xxxholic
3:51 This is always very painful. At least it’s not as bad as in Riichi Mahjong, if you call Riichi on an amazing hand, and someone calls Ron on you. That’s just heart shattering. Or being so close to a Yakuman when someone randomly calls Tsumo without Riichi. That’s some dame da ne shit.
Those begineer luck is the best... Suukantsu Yakuman... 👍👍👍
It's worth four yakuman, 四暗刻(suuankou)、四暗刻単騎(suuankou tanki)、四槓子(suukantsu)、大四喜(daisuushi)
Edit: Thank you, @kori228 for correcting me
@@platano_ub not tsuuiisou, he won on a 9-wan. Would be a honitsu but the rest is limit so it doesn't matter. still 4 yakuman cause it was suuankou tanki worth 2 yakuman depending on the ruleset.
@@kori228 true, I thought it was a red dragon
@@platano_ub the max score you can get is a 6x yakuman
So funny and your mahjong set is beautiful.. where does it come from?
Im both slow poke and beginners luck. While my grandma in law is an addict.
All the pong winds was the cream of the crop PLUS he won that game. It practically got the other players saying ... Oh shit.
3:22, The Magician
I'm Japanese and shocked at the way they throw tiles into the mess in real Chinese 麻将.
It makes tile reading harder
1:35 that isn’t just a one suit hand, its a 九寶蓮燈
Cool video. The Cantonese can use some work, but keep it up!
Dchang it’s a different dialect
Cantonese? Isn't "la" a Singaporean thing?
@@marvinuhilarious They're definitely speaking Cantonese.
Haha this is so relatable
Samurai pl
2:46 *drawns tile
2:48 kong x1
2:54 kong x2
2:56 kong x3
2:58 kong x4
Abroad born Cantonese poeple or abroad living Cantonese people? You have guys have funny accents! ^^^^^ ♥
You should hear my accent, funny is an understatement. I was trying to learn from these guys, mistake eh?? My kiswahili is excellent. My parents are chinese.
Haha thats what I was thinking as well!! Their accent is funny, not in rude way its very interesting!
What number is "People who only got into it because of an anime/manga?"
I love this video, so hilarious!
Do you still live in the Bay Area? I see those #Bartable glasses at 1:17.
Make some more of this videos!
ZAWA ZAWA
This hits too close to home LOOL
Nice Buddhism reference at 11.
My man out here wearing like six coats.
Thats really entertaining!
Hey! Where can i buy those tiles?
The first mahjong version I played is riichi mahjong
i'm the slowpoke lol, everyone asking me to hurry up. but when it comes to the counting i'm the noob. someone has to count for me >.
I've never played mahjong and have no idea how to play. Why did I watch through the entire vid lol
vlad kinda cute
what set of tiles are those?? (want to buy a new one)
1 set are 144 tiles
Should get Peter Chao to play
This has to be way less complicated than spades... Right ?
I have no idea how to play mahjong, why is this in my feed? And why am I watching it?
what do the "la" mean at end of sentences?"
I dunno, maybe some Singaporean verbal tic?
It’s a Chinese exclamation often used in Cantonese to create a more casual tone. Without it, you just sound rude.
Where's the Ichihime type who always pon and chi to kill big hands
chiinya! ponya! chiinya! ronya! tanyao nomi! 1000nya!
Tanyao!
@@azorailke6057
Tanyao
Toitoi
3 Dora
Haneman, 18000 points
We all have that one asian uncle or aunt that aces in mahjong
bruh why do Chinese players use Japanese tile pronunciations and Japanese players use Chinese tile pronunciations
This video is hilarious.
how the fuck do they get in chuuren pouto tenpai so often lmao
what variation of mahjong are they playing?
This did not mention my favorite tile the mindabell
0:28 小相公 too few tiles, pro defend against an unwinnable hand?
hi kor kor
14.The beat
I make sound effects when winning a game
This is Funny!
Is this in cantonese ? Trying to learn the language.
I'm all of these
0. Yakuza /Ryu ga gotoku Player
Awesome!
beginners luck 4 concealed kong win on kong all honors and a self draw and the wind round and seat is that even possible?
3:05 18羅漢 大四喜 lol
Wait? Do Asians not feed their guests when they come over? Or does "eat something" mean another thing?
he means "deliberately make a bad play so i can score some points", as in "feed me some good tiles, go easy on me"
this is great
interesting mahjong video. Hope one day you all can explore Singapore mahjong too
make some MOOOOORREEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE
1:00 pure nine lanterns nine-sided wait, dafuq. That's not just chinitsu, that's a limit hand right there.
2:59 suukantsu with daisuushi, what in fuk
also, what dialect of Cantonese do you guys speak? It doesn't sound like Hong Kong/standard Guangzhou
edit: I think my family has this exact set, the slightly smaller with glitter gold semi-transparent back
Bruh, this is China. Hong Kong rules play here.
@@va960 bruh, nine lanterns and big 4 winds are hands in HK, idk about 4 kan's though
@@kori228 Four kans (or kongs in China) are pretty big hands whatever ruleset of mahjong you play
@@va960 that was 4 kongs plus for concealed triplets plus 4 big winds lol
@@user-vn7jm7fk3s Yup
6:00 lol in riichi mahjong that was tenhou a rare yakuman
Yes, blessing of heaven, literal blessing
so campy I love it
Hilarious!
Make more! Jing doa de
LOL 好搞笑喎
I watch the other person's movements
just dropping this vid and leaving without a trace
aneh tapi nyata/strange but real
Why are your tiles so big xD
waaa nice
i dont know what mahjong is
What kind of Cantonese is this? Why is this recommended for me!?
0:41 wrong. 3 is not safe
wait wtf is this mahjong, why is the pond like this?
They're playing a Chinese variant
4:37
where the weeb? The one who acts like he is an anime character.
Sounds like Cantonese. Anybody know the exact dialect ?
JRodzTv it is Cantonese but they didn’t speak it very well.. some pronunciation errors and the accent is kinda off
I think it’s a dialect of Cantonese (yue)
yall ABCs...
Y’all sg or hk?
funny
Junko furuta🌸
kong
Damn funny
九蓮宝燈就九蓮寶燈什麼清一色XD
They look so nerdy
Four circles, five circles, seven circles is not a valid winning combination
Lmao
They cannot speak proper Cantonese.
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