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  • @PhilospherDjPsychologist24
    @PhilospherDjPsychologist24 5 місяців тому +1695

    I hated this, they had one moment where they relaxed, enjoyed themselves, and bonded, finally, and then straight back to the bullshit

    • @krexsels
      @krexsels 4 місяці тому +33

      They actually did later on though. This is shown in el camino but yeah I see your point 😢

    • @fufu1405
      @fufu1405 3 місяці тому

      @@krexsels What do you mean?

    • @rooo1o
      @rooo1o 3 місяці тому +5

      @@fufu1405 el camino, the movie after breaking bad

    • @omartheOni
      @omartheOni 2 місяці тому +8

      @@fufu1405el Camino, the movie that shows/ends Jesse’s story after the events of Felina, the last episode of BB. It shows a brief scene of Walt and Jesse bonding in a diner, indulging in their delicious grub after such a stressful day.

    • @tompramanaaccount8892
      @tompramanaaccount8892 Місяць тому +9

      This is the common theme from the show, where they could've had a great moment, then something or someone just ruined it somehow not long after.

  • @MrLilfee
    @MrLilfee 5 місяців тому +1767

    Watching the scenes where these two were homies makes the outcome so damn depressing. 😢

    • @zmanmotors6649
      @zmanmotors6649 5 місяців тому +13

      It do. It really do

    • @brownjonny2230
      @brownjonny2230 5 місяців тому +52

      Imagine if Jesse didn't leave the key there, both of them could just have nice meal, hot bath, some shuteyes, then make more stuff without all the hassle. They could've made killing out of this, then part their separate ways.
      But all that mess over the dead battery induced by Jesse's incompetence. Talk about the butterfly effect.

    • @furcat4415
      @furcat4415 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@brownjonny2230 ah but its also walt that pushed jesse to putting the keys there.

    • @redfirebonus9408
      @redfirebonus9408 5 місяців тому +19

      Most don’t realize Walt’s shift towards how he treated Jesse wasn’t just towards him but pretty much everybody else. Walt just saw other people as a means to meet his own ends and gain his own benefit. It’s one of the what you could say ‘narcissistic’ aspects of him

    • @ggwpbryan
      @ggwpbryan 4 місяці тому +3

      Do you really expect a happy ending doing shits

  • @mykellederickpalad7883
    @mykellederickpalad7883 2 місяці тому +305

    Walt back then: 672k each!
    Walt at the end: Only 3 million!?

    • @tompramanaaccount8892
      @tompramanaaccount8892 Місяць тому +5

      @@mykellederickpalad7883 i mean 672k each so it's 12+ million, it's a lot for only 2 people

    • @aapollo5294
      @aapollo5294 Місяць тому

      @@tompramanaaccount8892 1,2 million

    • @ChrisSloan
      @ChrisSloan Місяць тому

      @@tompramanaaccount8892what’re u saying, it’s barely over a mil.

    • @tangyonions
      @tangyonions Місяць тому

      ​@@tompramanaaccount8892it's 1 million 3 hundred and 44 thousand

    • @bharathraman2098
      @bharathraman2098 Місяць тому

      @@tompramanaaccount8892 672k is 0.672 million not 6.72 million !

  • @maxcreepteks3364
    @maxcreepteks3364 5 місяців тому +707

    *Maybe their last truly joint joyful event.*

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 3 місяці тому +18

      They did have some fun with the batteries in the truck.

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 5 місяців тому +621

    The biggest flaw in the plan was being too reliant on the RV for transportation.
    One should have driven a car.

    • @murkhuddindalal
      @murkhuddindalal 3 місяці тому +26

      but they might have thought they can get caught if they use their private cars. these were early days, so they did not think of rental cars using their IDs

    • @Axrector
      @Axrector 3 місяці тому +6

      The point is to be mobile, so they never have to cook in the same place twice

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 3 місяці тому +1

      @@murkhuddindalal they would have gotten a few batteries and extra tires and kept them on backup

    • @bx6p166
      @bx6p166 2 місяці тому +4

      Maybe put in a motorcycle in the back of the rv or something

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 2 місяці тому

      @@bx6p166 coulda been the same dirtbike the kid uses

  • @geogoddd
    @geogoddd 5 місяців тому +660

    This is the moment that the buzzer officially did not buzz.

    • @zumabbar
      @zumabbar 4 місяці тому +6

      heisenbuzz

    • @SATANS__DAD
      @SATANS__DAD 2 місяці тому +1

      "Ha Ha Ha Eye Should Release A "BIGGER" Vid Ha Ha Ha" 🤣👹

  • @StraightToTheAve
    @StraightToTheAve 4 місяці тому +150

    @ 1:11 is where we first see heisenberg with jesses encouragement I love this scene so much

    • @sudokuacrobatics
      @sudokuacrobatics 3 місяці тому +2

      If you pause at the right time... You can almost hear him say "GET OFF THE TOILET!!!"

  • @archstanton3430
    @archstanton3430 5 місяців тому +172

    This shows how life has a way of balancing itself out. You can't have a great moment that's not followed by a shitty moment.

    • @omartheOni
      @omartheOni 2 місяці тому +5

      Atleast the buzzer didn’t buzz after Jesse was told to move the keys away from the counter, sorry I mean the work station, to a secure spot😂😂

  • @sashapatsel7170
    @sashapatsel7170 2 місяці тому +13

    Walt’s high five is my favorite high five in the history of high fives 😂

  • @souptikchakraborty.yt.2024
    @souptikchakraborty.yt.2024 4 місяці тому +18

    This is the moment when Walt and Jesse became Rick and Morty 😂

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus 9 днів тому +7

    @1:10 "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive."

  • @Saadking47
    @Saadking47 5 місяців тому +179

    1:47 the sacred and the propane

    • @user-tw6sg8Fd36
      @user-tw6sg8Fd36 5 місяців тому +25

      A pint of blood … costs more than a gallon of propane

    • @hjer731
      @hjer731 5 місяців тому +20

      Very allegorical

    • @Vasily_dont_be_silly
      @Vasily_dont_be_silly 5 місяців тому +5

      You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this

    • @crazycarlsadventures5983
      @crazycarlsadventures5983 5 місяців тому

      @@Vasily_dont_be_sillyNostradamus….. Quasimodo was the hunchback of notre dame

    • @lawl756
      @lawl756 5 місяців тому +7

      The dead battery, whatever happened there....

  • @TheWillis0
    @TheWillis0 5 місяців тому +18

    This is such a realistic scene, 1 minute everyone’s gassed and the next minute blame being thrown everywhere

  • @ianpellett3013
    @ianpellett3013 5 місяців тому +88

    how quickly the glory fades 😂

  • @dmd9080
    @dmd9080 Місяць тому +4

    “Separate rooms”, kills me every time. Jesse should have said, “how g*y are you?”

  • @josuemartinez7687
    @josuemartinez7687 Місяць тому +6

    01:04 me and my homie waking up in an Isekai after getting run-over by Truck-kun

  • @bradebronson9449
    @bradebronson9449 5 місяців тому +19

    This is the moment Walter became a backseat driver.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Місяць тому

      In truth, he always was. He knew how to cook, but that's it. He knew nothing about the actual business of meth, and would have been busted or killed in like a month or less by himself. He NEEDED Jesse, and really needed him more than he even knew.

  • @Chatterbox-94
    @Chatterbox-94 Місяць тому +2

    If they had taught us this stuff in high school chemistry I would have actually paid attention.

  • @ryxnae
    @ryxnae 18 днів тому +1

    0:47 we all felt this excitement😆😂🔥🔥

  • @boozados
    @boozados 5 місяців тому +55

    I haven’t seen the show but Jesse and Walt being homies is dope. The actual story is good but a comedy version of this would be dope

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 5 місяців тому +6

      The show has a lot of comedic relief, I recommend

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 4 місяці тому +1

      Say 'dope' 5 more times.

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 місяці тому

      ​@BillySotherden I mean, they're right, it would be dope.

    • @akirosakuragi9279
      @akirosakuragi9279 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@BillySotherdenDope, dope, dope, dope, dope. Doppity dope dope😂

    • @familydiscount-ne5nz
      @familydiscount-ne5nz 2 місяці тому

      Naaah you gotta watch it, this show is straight comedy

  • @Dilllonm
    @Dilllonm 3 місяці тому +12

    this is why i carry a portable battery jumper

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 Місяць тому +2

      i actually bought one also because of this

    • @hooktraining3966
      @hooktraining3966 8 годин тому

      too small of a cost to not keep one in the car at all times

  • @christianaguiare544
    @christianaguiare544 2 місяці тому +2

    It’s genuinely hilarious to me that Jesse doesn’t even realize placing keys in the ignition over a long period of time was a bad idea to begin with

  • @robelab4273
    @robelab4273 4 місяці тому +4

    Back in season 2 days when jess was less traumatized and everything seemed to go perfectly.

  • @bodhitree33
    @bodhitree33 2 місяці тому +4

    Was such a bro moment.

  • @RW77777777
    @RW77777777 16 днів тому +1

    this is every married couple

  • @ctrguy
    @ctrguy 5 місяців тому +138

    WOW 🤯 never realized until now that Jesse DID F up, but also saved them!! If he hadn’t talked Walt into leaving for Denny’s & a hotel, they would not have realized they were broken down for another day+ and would’ve been reported missing & perhaps questioned! 🍀☺️🤙😎

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant 3 місяці тому +5

    Not me thinking 40 dollars for one pound of meth for a second ! XD

  • @projectJ30
    @projectJ30 Місяць тому +1

    Thank god Walt was there to calculate 2x19x4 for Jesse.

  • @onedayyoumay95
    @onedayyoumay95 21 день тому

    Walter’s high five and then scream is so funny 😂

  • @gipperbanana
    @gipperbanana 5 місяців тому +25

    What a wholesome show !

  • @PureBleachFilms
    @PureBleachFilms 4 місяці тому +3

    This is one of my favorite episodes

  • @codafett
    @codafett 4 місяці тому +1

    This show made cooking look so fun

  • @dustinray1840
    @dustinray1840 День тому

    That’s it for me. Time to watch Breaking Bad for the 13th time

  • @HazyBlackest
    @HazyBlackest 6 днів тому

    I would pay a good dime to have Breaking Bad but its wholesome. Same plot, but more wholesome moments where Jesse and Walt bond more and eventually change the tragic outcome.

  • @ToaxnHoldem
    @ToaxnHoldem 4 місяці тому +4

    Imagine exploring the dessert and finding 2 bodies and 42 pounds of meth in a RV

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 3 місяці тому +1

      you mean 2 bodies an 2 lbs of meth

    • @ToaxnHoldem
      @ToaxnHoldem 3 місяці тому

      @@Dilllonm they had 42 pounds
      Why do you say only 2 pounds, it's nothing

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 3 місяці тому +5

      @@ToaxnHoldem I’m not sure where you’re getting 42 pounds but I only found 2 pounds officer if you’re gonna ask anything else, I’m gonna have to talk to my lawyer

  • @jazzcardashcam
    @jazzcardashcam Місяць тому +1

    If they had lemons they could make a sort of battery that would give just enough charge to kick the battery over.

  • @AqvaSerpentis
    @AqvaSerpentis 5 місяців тому +16

    Why didn’t they just siphon a bit of gas to go into the generator to power the battery for a bit?

    • @fictionnerd78
      @fictionnerd78 5 місяців тому +1

      Fair question, but from what I remember from the episode, they didn’t think that was necessary. They thought the gas would just be able to power the generator as needed. This curveball came entirely out of nowhere for them. But I do need to rewatch the episode and the show, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

    • @alaska-bornfloridaman
      @alaska-bornfloridaman 5 місяців тому +31

      They did. But Jessie blew up the generator.

    • @jakeackermann9059
      @jakeackermann9059 4 місяці тому +3

      To be fair to Jesse, walt was yelling at him to pull harder and harder and when he did, the generator blew up.

    • @Diamonddogs1726
      @Diamonddogs1726 2 місяці тому

      @@jakeackermann9059yeah, but then he also wasted all their water. Haha

  • @ethanmax97
    @ethanmax97 5 місяців тому +2

    This whole series just shows how greed makes you devide stupid things. They could have stopped right here. And thry could have lived their lives peacefully.

  • @Pleasemison
    @Pleasemison 23 дні тому

    Its interesting that i enjoy the non violent highlights

  • @ejkk9513
    @ejkk9513 4 дні тому +1

    What's with the screen tearing? I feel like I'm back in 2007 playing on a PS3.

  • @anon2962
    @anon2962 Місяць тому

    Hot shower but at the end they had cold ice cube shower

  • @jgalt99
    @jgalt99 3 місяці тому +1

    They coulda just siphoned gas off the RV, started the gennie again. All of the generators I have seen in the last 20y have a 12v output. Granted, it's very low amperage, but you could easily trickle-charge the battery in the RV with the generator they have in a few hours, there was no need to create a battery out of funyuns and random shit.

  • @boboyboboy7315
    @boboyboboy7315 2 місяці тому +1

    quasimodo predicted all this

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 Місяць тому

      Sop Ref

    • @hooktraining3966
      @hooktraining3966 8 годин тому

      whats the back thing with notre dame?? you got the quarter back of notre dame, the half back of notre dame, and the hunchback of notre dame!

  • @jrs4ex
    @jrs4ex 4 місяці тому

    I feel like Walt would've had some solar panels setup on the roof to avoid this type of misfortune

    • @saparapatepete
      @saparapatepete 15 днів тому

      Not sure if Walt had the cash for it or if solar pannels were commonly available during the time Breaking bad was running

  • @Revitalizejourneys
    @Revitalizejourneys 5 місяців тому +4

    Sleeping in a bed

  • @tonyliang8099
    @tonyliang8099 4 місяці тому

    Hank ain’t the only who can steer a story line dam it 😂

  • @nickhy9223
    @nickhy9223 5 місяців тому +24

    Absolute nonsense that Walt used the median weights of the bags for this calculation instead of the mean. As such a proficient scientist Walt’s character should never make such a mistake. The advantage that median typically provides over mean is it excludes outliers, which is useful for statistical analyses. But for this calculation, Walt would want to include outliers because they will still be selling each bag at the same rate, scaling with weight, regardless of whether that weight is unusually high or low. He should want to account for every pound. Using median here makes his final figure a rough estimate which is vulnerable to hidden outliers, as opposed to an exact calculation which takes outliers into account.

    • @billtalent1
      @billtalent1 5 місяців тому +1

      that's hilariously autistic and actually love it

    • @droicut
      @droicut 5 місяців тому +14

      If he had the mean, it would mean he had the total weight 😂 which I believe he would have had just adding it up as they weighed it.
      For dramatic effect, they wrote the scene like this

    • @nickhy9223
      @nickhy9223 5 місяців тому

      @@droicut youre right lol. all he had to do was total weight * price per pound

    • @libertopian
      @libertopian 5 місяців тому +3

      what did you avoid doing that would have added value to the world by writing this comment LoL

    • @hunchosett
      @hunchosett 5 місяців тому

      Holy fucking reddit please go take a shower. Disgusting

  • @louaielatrache7777
    @louaielatrache7777 Місяць тому

    Imagine they just stopped here with almost 700 grand and just used that money to start some legit business or invested it. Their lives would continue, they'd be rich, and remain best friends

  • @AtagoSKK
    @AtagoSKK 4 місяці тому +1

    *cries in sig figs*

  • @aleiterful
    @aleiterful 3 місяці тому +1

    Crazy how they can cook a million bucks in one day but Walt was so quick to accept Gus’s 1m a month without negotiation whatsoever lol

    • @franthevan65
      @franthevan65 3 місяці тому

      Bc it’s passive income Walt got super greedy and his ego got way too big this show is a good representation of how power corrupts

    • @abztrackt
      @abztrackt 2 місяці тому +5

      You're forgetting that they lack the major distribution. They wouldn't be able to get that million bucks in a month themselves.

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 Місяць тому

      @@abztrackt exactly

  • @bimmeronline
    @bimmeronline 4 місяці тому +4

    I just love the exasperated "OK... How" from Jessie... Like he arrived there way ahead of Walter and has no damn clue how to solve this

  • @InTheBannerOvShadows
    @InTheBannerOvShadows 5 місяців тому

    It’s not like there was a huge dashboard or something

  • @1robis1
    @1robis1 5 місяців тому +1

    Im still amazed how they pulled this of.These two cooked their first meth tried to make their first drug seling deal and ended up poping two guys and seling zero meth.And they still continued...Till they went to the very top

  • @familydiscount-ne5nz
    @familydiscount-ne5nz 2 місяці тому +2

    I remember being high off a blunt or 2 of sunset sherbet…and from the moment Walt let go of his seatbelt til the end of the scene I was CRYING Laughing 😂 this shit had me in real tears! Even watching it now sober I am crying. This show was CLASSIC, shout out my ex for putting me on. She knows good television!

  • @tonyliang8099
    @tonyliang8099 4 місяці тому

    Too many episodes of that Hank capturing Walt scenes flip the script!

  • @JoeKlunder1
    @JoeKlunder1 5 місяців тому +32

    It's sad. If they just stopped here, they could have a good payoff, maintained their morality, and just lived the rest of their life.

    • @lbanepa
      @lbanepa 4 місяці тому +1

      Maybe 1-3 more

    • @MichaelF-cc8ri
      @MichaelF-cc8ri 3 місяці тому

      ​@@lbanepa3 😮

    • @lbanepa
      @lbanepa 3 місяці тому

      @@MichaelF-cc8ri inflation and such

    • @ratchet1122
      @ratchet1122 Місяць тому

      With how inflation went Walter would have needed that 80 mil and then some he had at the end of the show. That 9 mil he gave his son was not enough

  • @yougoonie3338
    @yougoonie3338 3 місяці тому +2

    Jump the battery by building a robot.

  • @tonyliang8099
    @tonyliang8099 4 місяці тому

    🤣 one of the best shows ever

  • @franthevan65
    @franthevan65 3 місяці тому +1

    They should of sell all of that took the 600+ thousand and got tf out but greed and pride took over

  • @supersaiyanzero386
    @supersaiyanzero386 3 місяці тому

    I like how im heartwarmed by two guys cooking meth and potentially making a lot of money haha

  • @Revitalizejourneys
    @Revitalizejourneys 5 місяців тому +5

    "Just about nineteenth here"

  • @Brieg_Skald
    @Brieg_Skald 4 місяці тому +1

    Put some laughing sounds when they argue about the ignition and you have the perfect Friends--like scene.

  • @gessnermatt
    @gessnermatt 2 місяці тому

    Glad to see freelance winning I’m too much of a precious boy to be allowed too

  • @user-qm7bp4ul5t
    @user-qm7bp4ul5t 5 місяців тому +3

    so what distribution is worth 336k now? lol

    • @DiaLaeT
      @DiaLaeT 5 місяців тому +2

      Literally was just going through my calculator before I saw this lol. I figured this meant that Skinny Badger and Combo were gonna make $112k each once they finished slinging all 42 pounds. Which is weird because "I keep the 2 you keep the 5" suggests that they were making 20%, they should be making $134.4k.

    • @cbernier3
      @cbernier3 4 місяці тому

      Real life distribution takes a much larger cut.

    • @user-qm7bp4ul5t
      @user-qm7bp4ul5t 4 місяці тому

      @@cbernier3 I guess you didnt understand my reference

  • @Revitalizejourneys
    @Revitalizejourneys 5 місяців тому +3

    "when we are partners jesse"

  • @michalkrawczyk1105
    @michalkrawczyk1105 5 місяців тому +4

    Jesse was sliding on Walt’s back from the day one and he was the main cause of the major problems that led to the bad outcome. Cannot figure out why his character is perceived as positive:p

  • @gogutzy
    @gogutzy 5 місяців тому +23

    they're sweating their balls off and Jessie wants a hot shower?

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 5 місяців тому +21

      It's about being clean, not the heat of the shower.

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LucianDevinehow anybody takes a hot shower in the summer, I do not know.

    • @reallymakesyouthink
      @reallymakesyouthink 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Gameboy-Unboxingshow anyone takes a cold shower ever I don't know

    • @thembones1895
      @thembones1895 5 місяців тому +6

      heh even after hours of digging holes in summer heat, i still like a hot shower.

    • @amat9285
      @amat9285 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Gameboy-Unboxingshot showers are the default

  • @abztrackt
    @abztrackt 2 місяці тому

    😂 3:00

  • @xtentacion7209
    @xtentacion7209 5 місяців тому +4

    Last chance to look at me hectòre

  • @lukhw1n657
    @lukhw1n657 2 місяці тому +1

    Water and Jesse: About to actually bond and improve their relationship.
    Writer: *Kill that moment*

  • @elpistore9175
    @elpistore9175 2 місяці тому

    How?? Build a robot

  • @gadgetzloops7319
    @gadgetzloops7319 5 місяців тому

    Are we to believe Walt would get his own hotel room and just leave a meth lab and $1.4+ million dollars of meth inside the RV in a Motel parking lot for the night??

    • @RatGangisMYusername
      @RatGangisMYusername 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes.
      They weren't under investigation yet, so the RV wasn't suspicious in any capacity.

    • @gadgetzloops7319
      @gadgetzloops7319 5 місяців тому +1

      @@RatGangisMYusername I'm not talking about being under suspicion. Would you leave $1.4 million dollars worth of meth in an RV in a parking lot overnight when anyone could break in to it?

    • @RatGangisMYusername
      @RatGangisMYusername 5 місяців тому

      ​@@gadgetzloops7319 An RV is big and loud.
      Not exactly a prime target for a thief in a parking lot full of other (much smaller) cars.

    • @saparapatepete
      @saparapatepete 15 днів тому

      Jesse had to work hard on convincing Walt

  • @MichaelBell-fx8yr
    @MichaelBell-fx8yr Місяць тому

    How are you going from Michael bell 😊😊😊😊

  • @Nobody.994
    @Nobody.994 5 місяців тому

    Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? 😂😂

  • @JohnWayne-w2g
    @JohnWayne-w2g 2 місяці тому

    Like Ross and Rachel from 'friends'! On/off/on/off...zzz

  • @mikeyerian2562
    @mikeyerian2562 5 місяців тому +12

    Destroying peoples' lives! Yes

    • @brownjonny2230
      @brownjonny2230 5 місяців тому +6

      Well no one's forcing them.

    • @mikeyerian2562
      @mikeyerian2562 5 місяців тому +2

      @jonathanbirch2022 Yeah, that's a legit argument.

    • @cosmolupo
      @cosmolupo 2 місяці тому

      ​@@brownjonny2230exactly, i'm former drug addict and no-one has ever forced me to use

  • @wsjacob9501
    @wsjacob9501 4 місяці тому

    Huh?

  • @NeoStoicism
    @NeoStoicism 5 місяців тому +13

    41.8 x 40,000 = 1,672,000
    lmao walt is always screwing over jesse

    • @ravenwilder4099
      @ravenwilder4099 5 місяців тому +42

      I assume the difference is the "minus distribution" part.

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism 5 місяців тому

      he just said that to confuse jesse

    • @PatPatych
      @PatPatych 5 місяців тому

      He said "each" so divide it by 2.

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism 5 місяців тому

      exactly, he gave jesse 672k and took a mill for himself 😅

    • @FUNKVOLUME03
      @FUNKVOLUME03 5 місяців тому +24

      @@NeoStoicism”minus distribution”

  • @alessandrofcampagna
    @alessandrofcampagna 2 місяці тому

    Literally my absolute favourite episode. Apparently also Aaron Paul’s (Jesse)