I Played GTA 5 For 10000 Hours. These Are The Best and Worst Missions - GTA V Mission Tier List

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  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU  Рік тому +2509

    The funniest thing to me is that I don’t specifically mention I speedran the game for so many years, so many people clicking the video will be like “why did this guy play a singleplayer game for 10000 hours?!” At 28:00 you don’t see where I put offshore merryweather, it was also C. 44:50 In hindsight I’d rank fresh meat a tad higher due to the cutscene at the end with Michael explaining why he betrayed everyone “one day your legs, they just give, and you can’t run no more”.

    • @OPCertainty
      @OPCertainty Рік тому +396

      It took you 10,000 hours to Speedrun GTA 5? Some speedrunner you are

    • @GhostMcoc
      @GhostMcoc Рік тому +47

      I have committed multiple war crimes in albania

    • @Ornateluna
      @Ornateluna Рік тому +21

      You just REAAAALLY love the single player campaign

    • @qzy-179SanTzxkW
      @qzy-179SanTzxkW Рік тому +7

      R* forced the 1st assassination mission to spwan next story missions

    • @xdgiih766
      @xdgiih766 Рік тому +15

      34:58 I would’ve given the Paleto setup higher because of the hipster conversation

  • @MurihSantos
    @MurihSantos Рік тому +1359

    Repossession has one of my favourites and underrated lines, that is Simeon saying:
    Why don't you tell me, exactly what you want, then I'll very carefully explain to you why it CANNOT BE

    • @RochRich.
      @RochRich. Рік тому +54

      Matt has that as one of his donation sounds

    • @scarletrhapsody
      @scarletrhapsody Рік тому +61

      "What?"

    • @chrisspeed270
      @chrisspeed270 Рік тому +27

      when GTA's trailer launched , I was saying that phrase all the time

    • @taylorpattison2865
      @taylorpattison2865 Рік тому +17

      that line just feels so iconic bc it was in the OG trailer

    • @rustyrobotbeak01
      @rustyrobotbeak01 Рік тому

      @@taylorpattison2865it was a reference to GTA 6

  • @doge7676
    @doge7676 Рік тому +2856

    I think "The Long Strech" is an S tier mission because its the first big shootout in the game and has that amazing track playing while you mow down the ballas in the dark hallways. It has its own unique feel and its just perfect.

    • @Kaish1.
      @Kaish1. Рік тому

      Isnt s bad?? S = shit

    • @thebignigga69420
      @thebignigga69420 Рік тому +43

      exactly

    • @kman7813
      @kman7813 Рік тому +190

      just brings back the old san andreas vibes

    • @incognitoxii5898
      @incognitoxii5898 Рік тому +104

      and the cutscene dissing Stretch

    • @ramoskee
      @ramoskee Рік тому +95

      We Were Set Up is arguably the best track in the whole GTAV soundtrack

  • @legionevo1137
    @legionevo1137 Рік тому +3040

    Davey: Some of the government is corrupt.
    Michael, Franklin, Trevor: 🙈🙊🙉

  • @lunanyx8592
    @lunanyx8592 Рік тому +726

    The part in the "Kill Michael ending" where if you try to save Michael he basically kills himself, left me shook. Fell like it deserves a few points for that. Made me regret what I chose.

    • @alexcsosz1019
      @alexcsosz1019 8 місяців тому +58

      Real. the kill trevor is sad too cause he could kill both of them at the start of the mission but he just let it happen

    • @zNoxius
      @zNoxius 5 місяців тому +7

      Real. Franklin helped him to get up and then he headbutts franklin like he's gonna also die

    • @ianthezombiefighter5377
      @ianthezombiefighter5377 4 місяці тому +7

      @@zNoxiuswhat i think happened is that Michael knew Franklin would kill him in ending B during the chase so i think that if you pick Franklin to pull Michael up. He headbutts him on purpose. So if anyone asks Franklin about what happened. Franklin could try to explain his side but no one would believe him. So making Franklin the bad guy still.

    • @danielsmokesmids
      @danielsmokesmids 2 місяці тому

      @@alexcsosz1019i gotta do the trevor one cus of the sematary song

  • @UserNotReady
    @UserNotReady Рік тому +677

    Friend Request is S tier mission for me. Not because the mission is actually good, but because the outfit Michael has to wear for the mission is the exact same outfit my dad wore at the time to fit in with the younger crowd at his workplace (a software firm). He's the same about the same age as Michael. Couldn't stop laughing for ages when we saw the connection which was just so close to home for me.

    • @auchi-nt5ju
      @auchi-nt5ju Рік тому +94

      Are you Jimmy

    • @bryanlolwtf04
      @bryanlolwtf04 11 місяців тому +84

      Did your dad break your TV once by any chance

    • @Rickrollman69
      @Rickrollman69 8 місяців тому +40

      Jizzle???

    • @JoshuaPollock-rb6zh
      @JoshuaPollock-rb6zh 5 місяців тому +28

      Did you dad take a pound of weed off you

    • @FVFAMlLY
      @FVFAMlLY 5 місяців тому +23

      Did you steal your dad’s money and car, then drug him with anesthesia and leave him with your whole family?

  • @HuranoSchrader
    @HuranoSchrader Рік тому +6983

    This darkviper guy seems to know what he's talking about

    • @GamblingAdvocate
      @GamblingAdvocate Рік тому +46

      I agree. I think he should start his own UA-cam channel.

    • @StrangeSeat
      @StrangeSeat Рік тому +392

      He should start playing GTA Online more

    • @agent11co90
      @agent11co90 Рік тому +167

      yeah... this blackmambaNZ guy seems pretty experienced

    • @micahsarm
      @micahsarm Рік тому +174

      I very much hope that he never fails a mission because of a cougar

    • @junedanek
      @junedanek Рік тому +55

      I think he used to play GTA 5 a little faster than average or something

  • @nope4034
    @nope4034 Рік тому +1422

    This video made me realize how amazing-funny-memorable cutscenes and dialogues are in this game

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera Рік тому +73

      As someone who thinks GTA IV is a better story overall alongside the DLC, the cut scenes and chemistry between all the characters is really well done.

    • @ToyotaSPRINTERTRUENO1986kouki
      @ToyotaSPRINTERTRUENO1986kouki Рік тому +13

      He left out the Predator cutscene from some reason (actually the reason is because you're in control of Franklin from the previous mission, and you only get it if you start the mission as Trevor or Michael). It's one of the funniest, realest cutscenes in the entire game.

    • @muertolamento
      @muertolamento Рік тому +11

      And people have the nerve to say that Rockstar's writing has declined. Sure the satire was cranked to 11 from IV to V, but there's still really great writing aside from that in V.

    • @ToyotaSPRINTERTRUENO1986kouki
      @ToyotaSPRINTERTRUENO1986kouki Рік тому +39

      @@muertolamento As a general rule, V has far superior writing to that of GTA IV. GTA IV's story is just more properly structured and interesting, but the moment-to-moment dialogue feels much more vivid and natural in V.

    • @VSN-wb2ly
      @VSN-wb2ly Рік тому

      rockstar is really good at mimicking real life in video games

  • @NotActuallyArc
    @NotActuallyArc Рік тому +545

    Can’t believe for minor turbulence you forgot about Patricia’s line with Trevor when he’s sniffing petrol and she slaps him and says “no gasolina”

  • @andris404
    @andris404 Рік тому +98

    The jewel store heist is underrated in this list. This is our first heist, which is exciting, plus we're getting some big money for the first time. I think it deserves at least B or even A. I always loved this mission

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 Рік тому +16

      same. Especially the "smart" route. It's simple and kinda grounded. I often stop a playthrough halfway because it gets more and more absurd

    • @theboobster7446
      @theboobster7446 2 місяці тому

      Especially when you can do it within the first hour of playing the game

  • @blakebucknall4008
    @blakebucknall4008 Рік тому +997

    Honestly the prologue and the first mission with Franklin was absolute god tier writing when the game first came out. After that, you were left with questions of why Michael lived and how Franklin comes into the story. The story, 3 playable characters, new looks, so much customisation all still in story mode, then you got online. Remember this game got 10s when it was first reviewed. I remember first playing it on ps3 and was always so eager to get back to it when I got home. GTA now has lost its early game aura that I so deeply miss.

    • @Pugs_47
      @Pugs_47 Рік тому +47

      Yep and all we can really do is wait for gta 6 and hope it will be as good and maybe even better

    • @mrbizzaros
      @mrbizzaros Рік тому +44

      Couldn't agree more. My first GTA was IV, and while that was absolutely fantastic, I was very intrigued by the introduction in GTA 5. I loved that first drive and then being able to explore the whole map from the beginning

    • @j.moneyfilms
      @j.moneyfilms Рік тому +31

      ​@@mrbizzarosthats something the I loved about v, over iv and san andreas, where the maps were locked until you progressed. I remember when I first started playing when the game came out and as soon as I had free roam, I was exploring everything there was😂

    • @definetlynotamainacc8773
      @definetlynotamainacc8773 Рік тому +2

      I hope gta 6 will bring that feeling back
      The thrill and everything

    • @bigchicken3906
      @bigchicken3906 Рік тому +15

      Yes gta 5 has lost its aura 10 years after release. I totally get your point and I’m not trying to be a smart ass, but it’s been 10 years dawg of course the game doesn’t feel the same

  • @yung_czery
    @yung_czery Рік тому +291

    Also about Bury the hatchet, there are two ways to start a mission. If come as Michael you get what you know, but if you start as Trevor you steal Michael's car and drive to Sandy Shores while talking with Ron (about taking a plane to North Yankton).

    • @AbviiXBL
      @AbviiXBL Рік тому +52

      Bury the Hatchet is easily one of the best, top 3 at very least

    • @gonealoof2106
      @gonealoof2106 Рік тому +23

      Yeah, I'm surprised with all the talk about having multiple ways to tackle missions, that he doesn't even mention that.

    • @yung_czery
      @yung_czery Рік тому +54

      @@gonealoof2106 Probably, because you don't use that route in speedrun so he forgot about it.
      But yeah, what you said is the reason I bring up this.

    • @mehmetdurmaz3741
      @mehmetdurmaz3741 Рік тому

      number 1 for sure , it gives you insane flashbacks of how everything began.@@AbviiXBL

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 Рік тому +401

    Something that Matto forgot to mention is the sound track in a lot of these missions is really good. The Long Stretch, Prologue, Mr. Phillips are one's that really stick out to me, and they are super memorable. Something I appreciate is how the soundtrack always matches the characters and what's going on in the mission. Its a very underrated aspect of the game

    • @Gokul_Yt
      @Gokul_Yt Рік тому +47

      bcz the game contains lot of copyrighted music all streamers disable music so he likely never heard of any tracks in the game. if R* given a Content creator toggle that would allow people like matt to hear the sound tracks.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Рік тому +39

      ​@@Gokul_YtHe has well over 10,000 hours in the game. I find it hard to believe he isn't atleast aware of some of the soundtracks. I mean, he uses The Long Stretch theme while he is reviewing the mission. So it's more likely he just didn't think to mention it rather than being completely oblivious to them

    • @Gokul_Yt
      @Gokul_Yt Рік тому +10

      @@Yougotcaged102 the music is put in place by editor and likely suggested by his mods

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Рік тому +18

      @@Gokul_Yt Perhaps, but it's still really unlikely someone who has played this game so much dosen't remember atleast a few of the tracks

    • @Gokul_Yt
      @Gokul_Yt Рік тому +6

      @@Yougotcaged102 he played the game music off for the majority of the time due to Copyright. anyone that played casually without streaming 100% will remeber everything but streaming it no.

  • @theglaucusblue
    @theglaucusblue Рік тому +86

    This video was edited so well. When I saw it was a tier list video I was expecting just a table with Matto talking, but the clips were so well chosen and the small transitions and quick little zoom effects made this the best tier list video I've seen from anyone.

  • @PolishGod1234
    @PolishGod1234 Рік тому +171

    Yoga mission is S tier just for Michael's drug trip alone. The music was so damn good when he was falling from the sky - probably the best moment in the game.

    • @callum37
      @callum37 11 місяців тому +15

      and the voice lines

    • @alexspata
      @alexspata 9 місяців тому +5

      yes, I wanna shine a light ❤

    • @isakougter4937
      @isakougter4937 5 місяців тому +1

      " What do you want Micheal" i always thought i was the good guy" Jimmy!!!!!

    • @appealtoreason7584
      @appealtoreason7584 4 місяці тому

      The best moment in the game was a hallucination that barely had anything to do with the plot? Lmao

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 4 місяці тому

      @@appealtoreason7584 yeah, because It was epic, fun, music was great and It was kinda sad all things considered as you hear all the voices of people close to Michael calling him out.

  • @sonicexer1856
    @sonicexer1856 Рік тому +530

    My favorite Mission has always been Caida Libre. Playing that for the first time felt so cool.
    Shooting the plane down then following it is amazing.

    • @d3dw0d
      @d3dw0d Рік тому +48

      For me, crazy how Caida Libre and Minor Turbulence are back to back GOATs

    • @normalpersonlivingtheirlife
      @normalpersonlivingtheirlife Рік тому +60

      “No I didn’t kill him what kind of fucking animal do you take me for”
      I forgot Micheal’s line here 💀 (it’s “oh fuck”)
      “But I did kidnap his wife!”
      “Oh no 🤌🏻”

    • @wiadran_
      @wiadran_ Рік тому +1

      based

    • @sonicexer1856
      @sonicexer1856 Рік тому +2

      @@normalpersonlivingtheirlife michaels line is "oh fuck"

    • @Y2JFanboy
      @Y2JFanboy Рік тому +4

      @@sonicexer1856it’s literally oh no. If you’re going to needlessly correct someone be right

  • @JRockThumper
    @JRockThumper Рік тому +501

    The assassinations also introduce you to the stock market and let you affect it and if you catch onto Lester’s subtle hints throughout each mission, you can do exactly what he does and if you do it smartly, you can be a multibillionaire at the end of the game.

    • @Suitsnstylesguy
      @Suitsnstylesguy Рік тому +5

      How? What stocks should I put money into

    • @lewis2015
      @lewis2015 Рік тому +85

      @@SuitsnstylesguyThere’s an IGN video laying it out for you. Don’t touch the assassination missions until you’ve beaten the campaign.

    • @ThePresidentofMars
      @ThePresidentofMars Рік тому +59

      Problem with being a billionaire in story is that theres fuck all to buy and once youve bought the limited vehicles youve still got millions to twiddle your thumbs with

    • @otrof6203
      @otrof6203 Рік тому +5

      no point in all that money is there

    • @ClankyOtter
      @ClankyOtter Рік тому +5

      I was able to get Michael to a billion on my original play through back at launch

  • @LFPman
    @LFPman Рік тому +246

    Can’t wait for next year’s traditional annual tier list on ranking heists in GTA Online!

  • @Andy-mt9pl
    @Andy-mt9pl Рік тому +89

    Matt seems to really enjoy when missions are non-scripted and have multiple ways to play them. Something that the old GTAs really excel at. I hope he replays the old GTAs at some point.

  • @charlitto317
    @charlitto317 Рік тому +10

    I always imagined Trevor biting Martin's ear off like mike

  • @izzyyyyy8998
    @izzyyyyy8998 Рік тому +127

    18:17 "I think it's almost impossible to fail this mission"
    On first playthroughs it can be very possible because you didn't get to control a chopper earlier in the game and it's kind of tricky to learn, specially on the part where you have to keep it stabilized just at the right place.

    • @YuriDDLCFan
      @YuriDDLCFan 11 місяців тому +2

      I lost when zip lining cuz somehow I wasn’t aware that you had to be sorta sneaky 💀

    • @chillPug39
      @chillPug39 8 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@YuriDDLCFanwait, you had to be sneaky? I just rappeled with long jumps the whole time and nothing happened (i even kept banging on the glass during the interrogatiom scene).

  • @roar247
    @roar247 Рік тому +235

    I LOVE that during the Minor Turbulence part, you played the song that failed you time after time in OHKO 😂

    • @adamsyahputra2242
      @adamsyahputra2242 Рік тому +15

      He has trauma in that mission cuz he hate that theme 😂😂

    • @zilet7844
      @zilet7844 Рік тому +1

      ​@@adamsyahputra2242but also it was at the beggining of his succesful run!

    • @adamsyahputra2242
      @adamsyahputra2242 Рік тому

      correct bud 😁@@zilet7844

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 Рік тому

      ​@@adamsyahputra2242Stockholm syndrome to include it though

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd Рік тому +295

    I kind of wish we had more missions with Simeon before getting fired and with Mr Chang Jr before the deal is broken

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 Рік тому +7

      Yeah same

    • @57Nights
      @57Nights Рік тому +15

      I agree about Simeon but not with mr chang

    • @efftee
      @efftee Рік тому +1

      The casino missions made up for the lack of missions with Cheng in SP

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 6 місяців тому +2

      It feels like Simeon missions were written and intended to stock up the begining of the game with the way that Franklin treats the first missions as if happening over a week or two. While the rest of the game seems be month or two. Simeon's first call informs you of the new repo list. Yet you only ever go after the bike and the butter BeeJay is a separate later issue that Simeon accelerated.

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 6 місяців тому

      I assume Rockstar said 'forget it' and scrapped the Franklin half of it since it would be a rather slow start and everyone wanted to rob banks and stuff on heists anyway.
      My two cents? They probably all got converted to GTAO missions since they make the bulk of old GTAO contact missions.

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 Рік тому +76

    I actually love the post big score fight just because how everyone gets mad over stuff for no reason, especially franklin’s “the fuck is wrong with the west coast”

    • @mattybutler1985
      @mattybutler1985 10 місяців тому +10

      The even funnier thing is, the Obvious approach doesn't have that, Trevor king of just brings down the mood a little bit and then everyone leaves. It's funny how much better the Obvious approach is on every possible level.

    • @Hikari12217
      @Hikari12217 Місяць тому +1

      The subtle approach only has a better ending scene, but in terms of gameplay it gets absolutely demolished by the obvious approach in every possible way, you're supposed to do this legendary "big one" final score and in the subtle approach all you have to do most of the time is merely walking or driving, totally anticlimactic and nothing about it feels interesting or epic, on the other hand the obvious approach is action packed and epic as you'd expect the final heist to be, you actually feel like you're in a war zone doing an almost impossible score, unlike the subtle way when it feels like you're just playing the sims instead of gta, so sorry pal, but the obvious approach is the one objectively better in every way in terms of mission design, regardless of which one you subjectively prefer.

  • @thirdhandlv4231
    @thirdhandlv4231 Рік тому +31

    The Third Way is one of my favorite Rockstar missions which basically makes it one of my favorite missions EVER in any video game, the ending is probably also my favorite out of any that i have seen.
    I have played through every other highly regarded Rockstar game besides Manhunt and Max Payne and this is still the one that gives me goosebumps whenever i play it, its such a beautiful ending to an amazing story.

  • @craigpatrick4823
    @craigpatrick4823 Рік тому +72

    Imo the merryweather heist was really important. It showed how crucial Lester is to the heist crew as he would’ve found a score just as good but that wouldn’t make them FBI most wanted and it showed just how far Trevor was willing to go to prove himself to Michael

  • @randem_6503
    @randem_6503 Рік тому +81

    Crystal Maze casually is pretty fun because it leads you to the hill and lets you can snipe all the guards before you rush into the shootout

  • @Overflow066
    @Overflow066 Рік тому +103

    This video just shows that GTA6 really needs some proper stealth in order to do something new.

    • @sourcesauce
      @sourcesauce Рік тому

      please stop with the shitty forced stealth sections god please

    • @syntax2004
      @syntax2004 Рік тому +12

      Let be honest most people (or child) don't have patient for stealth approach.

    • @SdoubleA
      @SdoubleA Рік тому +11

      ​@@syntax2004Could have both. 5's heists have stealth and gunsblazing options that you can pick from. Could do the same for 6.

    • @jonfero8072
      @jonfero8072 Рік тому

      @@syntax2004that’s tik tok tiny attention span talk bro come on

    • @Kurama_02
      @Kurama_02 Рік тому +3

      RDR2 did. I'm sure GTA 6 will.

  • @MKhelobUltra
    @MKhelobUltra Рік тому +41

    I don't necessarily mind whenever a mission does not reward you in a "meaningful" way for completing it (merryweather heist, devin weston gigs) because to me it feels like the game strengthening its themes and plot, even if it's at the expense of the player. It serves to show Franklin's frustration that after having come so far, he's getting fleeced doing repo jobs yet again, only at a considerably higher risk than he did for Simeon. For the Merryweather heist, it serves to show you how Trevor's eyes are bigger than his stomach and how his way of doing things either proves unfruitful (Series A heist) or puts everyone in a great deal of danger. I guess what I'm saying is I don't mind a little friction in a game, I encourage it, in fact, if it's done to make its own themes stronger.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 Рік тому +13

      true. it does highlight trevors flaws and shows he cannot plan things out alone. he is smart and calculating, but also impulsive, fails to think ahead, and ignores the small but important details. he gets the job done, but something prevents him from keeping the reward
      merryweather heist: the cargo is too dangerous to sell
      minor turbulence: the hijacking attracts military attention and the plane gets shot down
      derailed: the job of grabbing the loot goes to michael, who is far more interested in appeasing martin and getting back home than making money

    • @bernardlaus9996
      @bernardlaus9996 11 місяців тому +2

      When i saw that the 20M$ from Merryweather heist will be cancelled, i failed 3 times and skip all the mission. I will not feeling pain for no gain !

  • @Shiestey
    @Shiestey Рік тому +6

    LMAOO I’ve never seen that scene around 2:40 where the tennis instructor screams “help! HES BLAAACK!” god I’m in tears that’s so terrible but so hilarious

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Рік тому +210

    For me missions like Chop and Minor Turbulence go instantly in S just because of the music.
    Adding background music to missions is actually introduced in GTA V.

    • @dopey473
      @dopey473 Рік тому

      Yeah it's awesome

    • @brandonolney7936
      @brandonolney7936 Рік тому +5

      Had to think about this and to the best of my memory you're right. Gta IV had music here and there but it was always after the mission.

    • @thehousemd02
      @thehousemd02 Рік тому +17

      I just loved parachuting out of the plane in Minor Turbulence and watching it fall into the sea

    • @kingconcerto5860
      @kingconcerto5860 Рік тому

      I hated that I couldn't disable that in-mission background music.

  • @Poison_Eevee
    @Poison_Eevee Рік тому +100

    24:47 Important note: Lester tells Franklin these assassinations are done purely for Lester to make money off of the stock market. If you actually pay attention to who is being killed, and what companies they work for, you can actually make an assload of money if you listen to Lester before each mission and buy the competing companies stock, sell it at its peak, and then buy the companies stock who went down, and selling that at its normal market price (which it rebounds to ~2 in game weeks after the assassination)

    • @PretzelSage
      @PretzelSage Рік тому

      That is actually crazy fucking worldbuilding

    • @VincentMI9
      @VincentMI9 Рік тому +6

      I think everybody know this at this point buddy

    • @Kamil_Srnka
      @Kamil_Srnka Рік тому

      The hotel assasination is useless though

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 Рік тому

      Wait what that’s cool

    • @mattybutler1985
      @mattybutler1985 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, it's pretty much the only way to do stuff like buy the Golf Club. The Hotel Assassination is really good for a big cash injection halfway through the game. The others can be ignored until the post-game, which you're usually encouraged to do if you want to turn Big Score money into stupid money, but at that point you'll kinda be left with nothing to do with it.

  • @RochRich.
    @RochRich. Рік тому +21

    "Minisub might have been added to force you to appreciate the underwater scenery"
    There was almost no fauna or flora under the sea in the original release lol. Just a plain sandy bed and the occasional shark.

  • @simplyskrypt3914
    @simplyskrypt3914 8 місяців тому +5

    28:42 ever notice how Trevor covers his eyes, Franklin covers his mouth and Michael covers his ears?
    "I didnt see a thing"
    "I wont say a thing"
    "I didnt hear a thing"
    😂

  • @Rigel6747
    @Rigel6747 Рік тому +8

    Blitz Play is S tier. Idk if it's just me but when I think GTA V that's the mission I remember first, it's a big clusterfuck of a shootout, the beginning cutscene is pretty funny, sets up for a bunch of other stuff later on, my only gripe is that you're literally tryna grab a couple of papers which I completely missed in my first playthrough

  • @novo995
    @novo995 Рік тому +9

    58:36 "The film that Molly had wasn't real." yeah but it sure was the REEL version hahahahaahahhhh

  • @Shapershift
    @Shapershift Рік тому +72

    I really like Hood Safari. And the soundtrack in that mission fits so well.

  • @freekhoogveld9185
    @freekhoogveld9185 Рік тому +29

    I'd say that fresh meat should be a tad higher because of the ''special'' scripted deaths. First experience they felt brutal and gave you that feeling of really busting through this gang to save your friend

  • @Antpoison
    @Antpoison Рік тому +25

    I’m little salty about the firefighter bureau raid not being at least higher in A tier because I honestly think that it is visually awesome mission with a really cool concept and really well executed

  • @ApacheGamingUK
    @ApacheGamingUK Рік тому +16

    I've always had a theory that Michael kept a lot of his ill-gotten gains on the boat. That's why he reacts so strongly to it being stolen. He practically says that it's not just a boat that he's lost. And then just after having lost potentially millions in stolen goods, he then rips the house off the mountain and ends up needing to pay Madrazo a million. If the boat wasn't taken he may have just shot the tennis coach, instead of ripping a house off a mountain; and even if he did, he could have paid Madrazo off with what was on the boat, not to mention the boat itself. I've always felt that the boat was a lot more important than was ever expressly mentioned.

    • @Hikari12217
      @Hikari12217 Місяць тому

      As he explains in the video "you don't understand gta 5" about Micheal's story, he debunks this theory explaining why it really doesn't make any sense and it's basically guaranteed to not be truth at all. In short, it would make zero sense to keep moneys physically on a boat where everyone could easily steal them, Micheal keeps them in his bank account and he confirms that by referencing how his accountant takes care of them, plus he was already running out of money at the beginning of the game, he didn't have millions stored somewhere. The reason why he says it's not just a boat is explained in the mission itself, he enjoys pouring himself a drink while staring at it, so the boat holds some kind of special affection for Micheal and that's why he claims it's not just a boat, because he doesn't care about losing money or losing an object, he cares about losing someone that had an emotional value for him especially in that period of his life where seemingly nothing could bring him peace or joy, he basically lost the last thing he could give him some happiness.

  • @kyvian251
    @kyvian251 Рік тому +788

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how much effort cougars put into this video? ❤️

    • @limechips4289
      @limechips4289 Рік тому +66

      im tired of appreciation. i want to be a hater

    • @JasonMaloneStan
      @JasonMaloneStan Рік тому +19

      ​@@limechips4289hate me instead

    • @Firenoise2
      @Firenoise2 Рік тому

      @@JasonMaloneStannah imma hate you

    • @Freegame4.
      @Freegame4. Рік тому +22

      ​@@JasonMaloneStan ok silly willy with that walmart filly (white suspicious substance)

    • @JasonMaloneStan
      @JasonMaloneStan Рік тому +6

      @@Freegame4. Ratio

  • @MatthewG1247
    @MatthewG1247 Рік тому +18

    Trevor hitting the guy with the chair in Fame or Shame is S tier in my book.
    Paleto score setup has excellent dialouge on the drive to Paleto if you listen to all of it.

  • @Dative420
    @Dative420 Рік тому +27

    The vangelico heist is an S tier cause it's the perfect heist to introduce people to

  • @serge263
    @serge263 Рік тому +6

    The banter between Michael and Trevor about Trevor being a hipster is the best conversation in the game.

  • @revcreeperrcs
    @revcreeperrcs Рік тому +3

    “Moses ironically he found Jesus” is still the best Lester quote for me.

  • @OccupiedDread
    @OccupiedDread Рік тому +41

    Oh boy, I'm off time stamping again
    Here's time stamps so you can here mattos opinion on your favorite missions
    0:00 Intro
    0:33 Prologue
    0:49 Franklin & Lamar
    1:10 Repossession
    1:32 Pulling Favors
    1:56 Chop
    2:26 Complications
    3:07 Father/Son
    4:05 Marriage Counseling
    5:17 Friend Request
    5:56 Daddy's Little Girl
    6:48 Casing the Jewel Store
    7:28 Carbine Rifles
    8:14 Both Jewel Store Job
    9:03 The Long Stretch
    9:52 Mr Phillips
    11:11 Trevor Philips Industries
    11:43 Nervous Ron
    13:28 Crystal Maze
    14:01 Friends Reunited
    15:17 Fame or Shame
    16:09 Dead Man Walking
    17:37 Did Somebody Say Yoga?
    18:16 Three's Company
    19:12 Scouting the Port
    20:06 Hood Safari
    21:45 Mini Sub
    22:29 By the Book
    24:29 Hotel Assassination
    25:30 Merryweather Heist: Freighter
    26:55 Merryweather Heist: Offshore
    27:42 Blitz Play
    28:58 I fought the Law
    29:58 Eye in the Sky
    31:16 Mr Richards
    32:08 Caida Libre
    32:25 Deep Inside
    33:54 Minor Turbulence
    34:57 Paleto Score Setup
    35:12 Predator
    35:29 Military Hardware
    35:41 The Paleto Score
    36:03 Derailed
    37:11 Monkey Business
    38:31 Hang Ten
    38:58 Surveying the Score
    39:48 Burying the Hatchet
    41:28 Packman
    43:57 Fresh Meat
    44:59 The Ballad of Rocco
    45:38 Cleaning out the Bureau
    46:04 Reuniting the Family
    46:36 Architect Plans
    46:58 The Bureau Raid: Firefighter
    47:32 The Bureau Raid: Roof Entry
    48:09 Legal Trouble
    49:32 The Wrap up
    50:29 Lamar Down
    51:42 Meltdown
    52:29 The Big Score: Subtle
    54:32 The Big Score: Obvious
    55:00 Something Sensible
    55:55 The Time has Come
    56:52 The Third Way

  • @AvocadosDiaboli
    @AvocadosDiaboli Рік тому +34

    It is uncanny how much I link the GTAV missions with Pacifist%. All the Jokes come back to mind. To be honest I dont think I would have enjoyes this as much as I did without that series. BRB gomma rewatch for a 22nd time.

  • @Domthecoverguy
    @Domthecoverguy Рік тому +30

    Bury the Hatchet is my favorite mission PURELY because of how i used to be so bad at it, and when i finally overcame all the enemies only to be captured, its genuinely buried in my mind, pun intended

  • @sirfanatical8763
    @sirfanatical8763 Рік тому +6

    I'm a fanatic for a specific game that I continously mod and played for 2.5k hours but you speedrunning gta for 10k hours is insane.

  • @Jimmy_Hopkins-goat
    @Jimmy_Hopkins-goat Місяць тому +1

    19:45 matto: I am not a fan of crude humor
    Also matto: *makes crude humor jokes*

    • @Jesterixx
      @Jesterixx Місяць тому

      This is probably the best comment I’ve seen in a while

  • @BolGotronic
    @BolGotronic Рік тому +15

    Scouting the port is the best mission in all of gaming

  • @Its_me_alex86
    @Its_me_alex86 Рік тому +12

    Also in the fist heist , Lester mentions the online characters , when he is asked if he as any contacts in LS

  • @Tomemos1Jager
    @Tomemos1Jager Рік тому +7

    Friends reunited has that one moment when you stop to watch the night-lit city and it's a beautiful moment.

  • @PolishGod1234
    @PolishGod1234 Рік тому +6

    Michael's drug trip pushes Yoga mission into S tier. Its the best moment in the game

  • @ImSarrow
    @ImSarrow Рік тому +6

    My favorite mission is the one where you found out Micheal was in witness protection, great vid Matto!

  • @ProBatman51
    @ProBatman51 Рік тому +56

    I'd love for the missions to be ranked by how fun they are in chaos

  • @emiliaspreier725
    @emiliaspreier725 Рік тому +4

    15:33 Darkviperau after hearing this: WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT?!

  • @aloneguy8527
    @aloneguy8527 Рік тому +8

    I like how he mentions that most of what you do in many of the missions is just driving from Point A to B yet he was complaining about red dead redemption 2 having same type of travel but with horses in many missions

  • @noahr9054
    @noahr9054 Рік тому +4

    That introductory side mission was such a bad example that i literally never did any side missions until years later

  • @wtfBaca
    @wtfBaca Рік тому +20

    this video made me realize how few cutscenes ive ever actually fully watched, even after playing through this game multiple times

  • @brozy6941
    @brozy6941 Рік тому +33

    Now do a side missions/strangers and freaks tier list

  • @Lee-One
    @Lee-One Рік тому +9

    I literally searched for this for the 3 year old video and this video came out 7 minutes ago, what’s are the chances. That’s MILLIONS to one.

    • @WoutGaming
      @WoutGaming Рік тому

      Lol I did the same months ago, I had sworn he made a GTA tier list before but I never could find it

  • @sevimselamet2580
    @sevimselamet2580 Рік тому +7

    For anyone who doesnt know, if you've played By the Book before and remember what they guy you gotta shoot looks like (or are just really lucky), you can shoot him once the address and 1 detail about him is revealed. It has some unique dialogue if you do it but hey, it saves Mr K a bit of pain.

  • @andria9437
    @andria9437 10 місяців тому +2

    My top 10 missions.
    1. Ending C
    2. Big score (Plan A)
    3. Paleto score
    4. Prologue
    5. Meltdown
    6. The wrap up
    7. Lamar down
    8. Hood safari
    9. Blitz Play
    10. The long stretch

  • @hugoferreira6679
    @hugoferreira6679 Рік тому +13

    Long stretch is an S for me because it has the best soundtrack music for any mission in the whole game, imo

  • @leeksoup3199
    @leeksoup3199 Рік тому +27

    I chose ending B on my first play through. It devastated me, I had to go back to an earlier save file and do C instead.

    • @bernardlaus9996
      @bernardlaus9996 11 місяців тому +1

      I never intent to "kill" any of the characters, looks like you cut off 30% of the game...

    • @andria9437
      @andria9437 11 місяців тому

      You actually went from L to W

  • @ackershenanigans
    @ackershenanigans Рік тому +7

    Long Stretch is my favorite GTA 5 mission.
    It's the first real big shotout in the game, and while it's by no means realistic, I like it that you're not just run-and-gunning dozens of trained SWAT guys but rather skirmishing against gangsters with your homies. The enemy positioning is cool, the dialogue is funny and the fact the place caughts on fire in the middle of an already chaotic shootout is really cool. But the best part of the mission is the amazing soundtrack.
    I can agree the gun store part and escaping the cops aren't the highlights.

  • @MelonSharkkk
    @MelonSharkkk 3 місяці тому +1

    somehow little ol’ me who never survived 2 stars before ended up getting 4-5 stars on carbine rifles 7:32

  • @Luna.nk.
    @Luna.nk. 10 місяців тому +1

    Not mentioning the scene where lamar roasts franklin is criminal its def by far the most iconic scene in the game

  • @tomstech4390
    @tomstech4390 Рік тому +6

    So is anyone else just thinking about how these mission relate to OHKO or Pacifist? Like "daddy's little girl" with Jimmy on the bikes and Matto getting a phone call and dying as a result?... that's all I can see in these missions and I'm all for it.
    *Merry weather fleets here bro!*

  • @igorsadowski761
    @igorsadowski761 Рік тому +7

    It's interesting seeing the perspective of a speedrunner as to what the best missions are. I remember loving missions like I Fought the Law, Paleto Score Setup or especially Pacman. Micheal telling Trevor he's a hipster, or hearing Trevor and Lamar's banter was really memorable and captivating in my opinion. I would've ranked them much higher, but to Matto, who doesn't usually hear the entirety of the dialogue (or doesn't pay attention to it) it's just "drive from point A to point B".

  • @__4271
    @__4271 Рік тому +4

    love the beautiful GTA IV sound track being played in the background when Niko is referenced

  • @lambodude1741
    @lambodude1741 Місяць тому +1

    I know a good voice line in the mission ‘the wrap up’. “U have no conception of how rare that is, it is millions to one!!!!”

  • @cloaker609
    @cloaker609 27 днів тому +2

    Side note, the music for "the long stretch" is my favourite in the whole game its such a banger and i loved that mission when the game first came out
    Also i feel like in "eye in the sky" they cut out the part of trevor kicking the pilot out of the helicopter so that when you switch to him it feels natural like the world has been moving without you, i feel like if it switched to a cutscene or somet then it would feel unnatural

  • @techny3000
    @techny3000 Рік тому +6

    Davey isn't just S tier
    It's its own Davey tier

  • @aaronl19
    @aaronl19 Рік тому +3

    Scouting the port is easily my least favourite mission. I remember failing over and over again for some small mistake, and having to restart the slow process again and again, just to fail for hitting a single atom. FFF tier

    • @Cmon_
      @Cmon_ Рік тому

      That’s why I just skip

  • @fungustheturd4004
    @fungustheturd4004 Рік тому +7

    I do like a lot the Sandy Shores act with Michael and Trevor, it’s starts after Caida Libre which is a great mission and the remaining missions are a bunch of Trevory with lots of action plus Michael and Trevor’s bond gets stronger just to make Buried Hatchet more impactful

  • @pnk.lemonade
    @pnk.lemonade Рік тому +1

    3:02 "there's nothing offensive about it" meanwhile the tennis coach:

  • @DoffysGlasses
    @DoffysGlasses Рік тому +1

    9:52 Oddly enough, my thoughts about why I dislike the mission "Mr. Philips" is probably the total opposite of what you said.
    As someone who enjoyed TLAD overall (though will admit, it's the weakest of the GTA IV trilogy) and thought that Johnny was a solid enough protagonist, I hated what they did to him in V and how we was used as cheap shock value and to prop up probably the worst sociopath of the entire franchise, Trevor.
    The gameplay for the mission itself was solid, though and yeah, it did do a good job of setting up Trevor and his minions, but that one cutscene always annoyed me.
    Hell, if they included a mission or two more or Trevor wiping out the San Andreas chapter of The Lost and we woulda killed the named members in a big shootout at the end of it, before going to LS, I think I woulda been overall fine with that outcome, especially compared to what we actually got.

  • @raajagopalan32
    @raajagopalan32 Рік тому +5

    It's almost impossible to fail three's company
    *OHKO Flashbacks* 👀

  • @gtaguy8791
    @gtaguy8791 Рік тому +6

    I like that in the freighter Merryweather Heist if you start as Franklin with driving his car specifically to Floyd's Apartment, then take it as Trevor after the cutscene, Franklin'll comment on it like, "Oh, so we taking my car, huh?"

    • @staanislaw
      @staanislaw 11 місяців тому

      I got literally it untintensionally since i gone there as franklin as in free roam i love him

  • @Xan3119Aizen
    @Xan3119Aizen Рік тому +5

    The way you traveled to Dave Norton and met him at the observatory I laughed so hard. And I have really bad health issues and I found out the day of the trailer dropped some bad stuff about my long-term health. I'm afraid I won't be here for GTA 6. I don't want to talk about it too much because it really messes with my mentality. But thank you for making me laugh really hard that was funny as hell with the blimp

  • @bird__man
    @bird__man 19 днів тому +1

    2:00 hes so under utilized that Rockstar even discontinued the only reason you are able to continuously interact with Chop. You are supposed to be able to train him and have him gain skills but for some reason Rockstar made that an option only through the ifruit app.... which they removed from all app stores a while ago....

  • @lewistown4215
    @lewistown4215 Рік тому +1

    One bug I’ve noticed about ‘Daddy’s Little Girl’ that happens every so often is when Tracy tells Michael to drive the JetSki into the tunnel, the enemies chasing you are obviously supposed to despawn after Michael supposedly gets away from them, Yet, no matter how far you travel away from your pursuers, they’ll constantly respawn until Michael is forced to end their pursuit by killing them.

  • @tampabay4800
    @tampabay4800 Рік тому +5

    I disagree on Trevor Philips Industries. From this standpoint, sure, but playing it for the first time the shootout was absolutely sick

  • @LowestSpark
    @LowestSpark Рік тому +7

    I've been watching darkviperau since he had 6000 hours, and it's been worth it.

  • @jessidunn0551
    @jessidunn0551 Рік тому +4

    Did somebody say yoga is my favourite mission and has been since I first saw the game. The drugged sequence always just seemed so good and I loved the skydiving part so much.

  • @lenus-
    @lenus- 4 місяці тому

    your content makes my days better. i'm eternally thankful for that.

  • @kingbattle393
    @kingbattle393 Рік тому +1

    “If your going to speak Spanish speak it to each other” *While talking to each other* *IN MANDARIN* will always be my favorite line in the game.

  • @TekTheNinja
    @TekTheNinja Рік тому +47

    As someone who's not even that big of a fan of Lost and the Damned, I cannot disagree more on the Johnny bit. Absolutely hated that scene. Having a former protagonist be shown to have regressed from his character development so badly that he's gotten back with his ex and became a drug addict only to get immediately killed by a new protagonist is downright insulting character writing. And once again it's not like I'm a Johnny Klebitz superfan or anything but he did not deserve that kind of treatment at all, which soured Trevor's character introduction for me greatly.

    • @MuscleCarLover
      @MuscleCarLover Рік тому +15

      I liked Johnny and you perfectly described what I have against it. I honestly think The Lost shouldn't be in this game at all as it was the Angels Of Death that was the big gang to be hated, whereas The Lost was a small gang that only existed in Liberty City and Alderney. Just terrible writing all-round

    • @8bitmack
      @8bitmack 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MuscleCarLovernah but the cutscene was good because it showed how dangerous and unpredictable trevor is. Still is one of my favorite cutscenes. Plus the angels of death aren’t important players in the main GTA 4 story. People know more about the lost Mc then the angels of death

    • @MuscleCarLover
      @MuscleCarLover 6 місяців тому +1

      @@8bitmack The Lost started and ended entirely within Liberty City and Alderney. It makes zero sense for them to be on the west coast after disbanding.
      Then there's the trope of making a tough guy suddenly become a weakling in a sad attempt at making another person look tough. There are a lot of more effective ways to do that. It's bad and lazy writing.
      Johnny, Ashley, Clayton and Terry are so obviously just shoehorned into the story for a bit. It's a spit into the face against the story of The Lost And Damned as that game's story was all about the downfall and ending of the gang, not to mention that they completely flipped Johnny into being the opposite of his character

    • @JNun-pr8rh
      @JNun-pr8rh 4 місяці тому

      Bro would love Abby TLOU2

    • @appealtoreason7584
      @appealtoreason7584 4 місяці тому +1

      Nah Johnny sucked.

  • @Kyle29168
    @Kyle29168 Рік тому +4

    Wish the Sharmoota Job was still in the game, would be an instant S tier with the escape on actual Horses, a cut thing from the game.

  • @epicdude3659
    @epicdude3659 Рік тому +6

    6:59
    the "Irish Crazies" he mentions are the Mcreary's, also from GTA IV, one of whom (Packie) we can find and have him help us on said heist

  • @SubSero_
    @SubSero_ 6 місяців тому +1

    8:16 I think I consider the the Vangelico Heist one of my favorites in 5 is because it's essentially the only one that really pays you with the obvious exception of the UD, which I feel is less useful because that's just giving you a bunch of money to play with post-story

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 3 місяці тому +1

    I love Pack Man for Trevor and Lamar, they have genuinely such good chemistry, REALLY wish we could’ve gotten more of just the two of them

  • @stepik0dvo
    @stepik0dvo Рік тому +4

    I think too many times you are watching it from speedrunner perspective but games are not made for speedrunners, they are made for common players who just want to enjoy the game. I loved story and long talkings and cinematics way more than running and shooting

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 4 місяці тому

      he is a speedrunner dawg why tf would be change his opinion or whatever. + this game has amazing shooting and about 80% shit in every other category so you're wrong

  • @mountainmcbasketball8813
    @mountainmcbasketball8813 Рік тому +3

    Scouting the port is so fun to me because I drive a forklift irl lol

  • @gullenadam2
    @gullenadam2 Рік тому +5

    24:30 I think the only thing you didn't mention here about the hotel assassinations and the assassinations as a whole is that it introduces the stock market and how to manipulate it so the three characters at the end of the game each have hundreds of millions of dollars to play with. but the missions themselves are ultimately pretty boring.

  • @Ebony_Darkness
    @Ebony_Darkness Рік тому +1

    at 49:40 that actually does make sense there's tons of instances of one government organization busting a group just to realize there's local police and other government agencies undercover in that group

  • @guythatsepic
    @guythatsepic Рік тому +2

    Including all the relevant context and cutscenes from each mission really elevates this video from a typical kinda boring tier list into something special, great video

  • @RetroGamerKnight
    @RetroGamerKnight Рік тому +6

    I've been watching your videos for over 2 years now and I love your chaos series. In the near future, is it's possible for you to play GTA 4 chaos or not likely🤔