The HARDEST ive ever laughed at this podcast and ive laughed at this podcast since day -1 Chris with the disagree police KILLED me, I am team crying laughing haha
This conversation about what we can leave in the sink with Chris making jumping man fingers space boy IS SO SO GOOD.... Jumping his hands on Matt's drink is so funny. YYYYEEESSSS
The way I died laughing watching your whole interaction during the disagree police bit. The bit itself isn’t what got me but the banter between you two as it went on 😂😂😂 You two are the best! Love you guys ❤️
I was crying at the sound effects and trying to be quiet about it because I didn’t want to disturb my guy working in the other room, but he just asked me, “what’s going on over there?” 😅
Omfg the need for confirmation in conversation, I felt Matt's side so hard literally my life. Sometimes I DONT NEED TO ALWAYS SAY RIIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, YES, MHM, YES, RIGHT, MHM. suh, not, necessary haha this is psa you guys 😂❤
I watched the disagree police bit over 10 times😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious. If you have another guest, please have your dad on! I loved the Congratulations episode with Bill D’Elia
I was listening in the car already laughing at the disagree police when Matt said “imagine how terrible it is to listen to this” and I literally almost crashed 😂😂😂
pretty sure editor uses AI so it puts the camera on whoever is talking, which was matt at that point. pisses me off bro, we lose so many physical bits lol
That girl is 100 % thinking they could be friends again or it wouldn't take a year for me to hang out again.. Chris you were awesome in Houston thank you so much for coming here!
17:27 Chris laughs like a aristocrat that had a turd roll down his pant leg while walking through the ball room and turned around to watch his boy servant clean it up
The guy who is friends with his ex absolutely has to tell his wife immediately. We do not like finding out something about your life that has to do with female friends by accident or from someone else. That makes it look secretive and weird like you don’t trust us or are being shady
Why would Chris think that it was obvious Matt would think of that actor from Lifeline Luxury ? Like, Matt, I’m so with u. That was pretty wild that it made u think of him 🥸
"My friend is messy and leaves his hair in the sink... how dare he offer a guest something to drink!"..... LOL. How do you guys draw this completely illogical correlation between messiness and an inability to be generally friendly??? Are you saying messy people can't offer a visitor a drink? What?? It sounds like the dude sending in the videos is the actual weirdo and is likely jealous or has some sort of obsession with that roommate. Most likely he didn't think to offer the girl a drink, and the other roommate noticed that he wasn't being hospitable and asked her if she wanted something to drink. Simple as that. Honestly, a person who takes the time to make and send videos about his roommate is more than likely the weird guy in the situation, and the other dude is probably chill af. "Bro he has plates in his room... I can't believe he offered my guest something to drink"..... LOLLL. What?? Minus one, Delia bros 😄
the full movie "kids" is on youtube. The kid that rolls a blunt in the park, hamilton harris, is the one that made the doc. I'm yet to find the doc anywhere. It premiered at a film festival and has been locked away since. Ham harris himself told me its not out there to be watched yet.
Dude! I HATE when people don’t respond to everything I say. And I mean anything more than a “hmm.” Or “yeah” I hate it. I am so glad I’m not the only one.
Matt, if you want the comfiest of jeans you gotta get some barbells. They’re made for gym bros w massive quads so they’re super stretchy and also soft. try em out!
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Chris, you’re welcome.
Horrible
the disagree police part was the best thing ive ever watched
Disagree police was top quality 😂
The Disagree Police was soooooo Sick Init!!
I definitely got germs from that, but I still agree.
Sunday is for lifeline
I was dying laughing during the disagree police part. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂
“Get all of your fingers off my drink” brooo
All Lifeline episodes are treats but this one is firing on all syllables.
The disagreement police has me with tears STREAMIN’ down my face hahahaha
I laughed so damn hard at the disagree police 😂
Lifeline is for Sunday
I have never laughed so hard in my life. The 20 minutes mark killed😂😂😂
The boys are wearing their skin tones. S’cute
I didn't notice that, excellent observation,do you think that was done on purpose?
lmaoooo
I think it was done on purpose subconsciously
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The HARDEST ive ever laughed at this podcast and ive laughed at this podcast since day -1
Chris with the disagree police KILLED me, I am team crying laughing haha
HALT! ITS THE DISAGREE POLICE!!!!
This is by far the best episode of any podcast I've seen. I watched it twice and I'm still laughing..
It's ok that we didn't see Papa Delia for the 100.. rumor has it he'll be there for ep 102? 😂
We need a Mama Delia ep! Feel like she would be very funny!
"mama" & "papa" D'elia 😂😂
Sunday is for lifeline
This conversation about what we can leave in the sink with Chris making jumping man fingers space boy IS SO SO GOOD.... Jumping his hands on Matt's drink is so funny. YYYYEEESSSS
28:20 "that was the loudest thing that's ever happened" hahahahhahaha
I watched that part like ten times…Matt gets so mad and makes it amazing
I died 😂 funny af
Ears still haven’t recovered tbh
His reactions to Chris's nonsense always makes me laugh so much.
the disagree police bit has me rolling hahahahha
The way I died laughing watching your whole interaction during the disagree police bit. The bit itself isn’t what got me but the banter between you two as it went on 😂😂😂 You two are the best! Love you guys ❤️
Snowboard instructor here thanks for the best advice I’ve ever received 😂 you guys nailed it
I was literally crying laughing with the disagreement police bit 🤣
28:09 sweet baby jesus christ I DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEED laughing
"also.. go get me a new fucking perrier" 😂
Chris was absolutely bringing the silly goose material we all need. I had to pause the video several times to compose myself.
Holy shit my sides. Funniest episode to date. The disagree police and then the new years song. I’m absolutely ☠️
The side comments kill me. I love it. “Marv Albert” 😂
Hahahahaha
I was crying at the sound effects and trying to be quiet about it because I didn’t want to disturb my guy working in the other room, but he just asked me, “what’s going on over there?” 😅
The op segment with the little characters had me crying laughing .
I personally loved the disagreement police
19:20 "The disagree police came by and shot you" gd so dumb 😂 just the best
Thanks for the time stamp!
Chris is CLEARLY the BEST DAD EVERRR!!!! 😂😂😂 i can't with those finger enactments lmaoooo 😂😂
Omfg the need for confirmation in conversation, I felt Matt's side so hard literally my life. Sometimes I DONT NEED TO ALWAYS SAY RIIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, YES, MHM, YES, RIGHT, MHM.
suh, not, necessary haha this is psa you guys 😂❤
Matt hating Chris putting his fingers on the Perrier makes me realise that I’m him. I’d be getting a new drink immediately 😂
21:45 I was literally crying at work couldn’t do anything I was laughing so hard lol
Chris, that last episode of the golden hour was probably the best one I’ve ever seen. Matt, keep crushing it on the private record! Runk!!
I watched the disagree police bit over 10 times😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious. If you have another guest, please have your dad on! I loved the Congratulations episode with Bill D’Elia
I was listening in the car already laughing at the disagree police when Matt said “imagine how terrible it is to listen to this” and I literally almost crashed 😂😂😂
“No im not trying to prove a point - im insecure” made me LOL bc same 😂😂
Chris ‘ I’m funny when I wanna be” . 😂
Bro, bro, bro 🤣 the disagree police bit fucking killed me.
Lifeline is Sunday.
Tuning in for church this Sunday morning. Church of the Supergood. ✌️
Im laughing so hard at the "chris I hit your car" story 😂
The “workin on merch” line killed me. 😂😂😂
dude the police ... but then the crescendo for me was hearing the helicopter and i lost it
Me seeing the title: omg Chris get off this ‘dumb’ train. You’re a frinkin comedic genius and you got the gift of gab. And you know that. 🤓
Used to HATE sundays but now I look forward to em!
That's because Sundays are for Lifeline
When Matt said get your all of your fingers out of my drink I lost my shit 😂😂😂
this title has me excited
The best part by far was the disagree police!
Matt said his cardinal rule is never ever be friends with someone. And goes on like nothing happened😅😂😂
Around 20:20 I just wanted to give Matt a hug and a new drink. Y’all are both hilarious 😂
When Chris did the fingerman airdrop I lost it
“Defend yourself on shaving in the sink and not cleaning it up!!!”
…BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
😂😂😂
I love this relationship so much 😭😭😭
Chris lowkey stole my joke flying in a circle with two right wings so I’m def stealing the disagree police 😂
Disagree Police bit had me HOWLing 😂🤣🤟🏼
49:31 ahhhh s’worst cameramaaaan didn’t even see what Chris didddddd
pretty sure editor uses AI so it puts the camera on whoever is talking, which was matt at that point. pisses me off bro, we lose so many physical bits lol
I hate when the disagree police call in backup
I’m one of the ones crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking about chris’s hair for the first time, the same time Matt thought about it 🤯
Matt yer new show is awesome, and Chris Grow Or Die is your best special so far! My favourite comedian 🖤🦅
Hey thanks dude!!!
We love the banter!!
And you're right we don't want it to ever end!!
Matt getting pissed with the disagreeing police is the best part of today
SUNDAY IS FOR LIFELINE !
Love the hair reviews!! haha both your hairs are amazing! 💖
This is the only show that legitimately makes me cry from laughing on a regular basis. Chris absolutely SCREAMING Auld Lang Syne busted me. 28:00
Tell every single person you’ve ever met
PLEASE ALWAYS KEEP DOING THIS
"Your'e really pushing the opp thing"..
"Workin on merch".
hahaha
That girl is 100 % thinking they could be friends again or it wouldn't take a year for me to hang out again.. Chris you were awesome in Houston thank you so much for coming here!
17:27 Chris laughs like a aristocrat that had a turd roll down his pant leg while walking through the ball room and turned around to watch his boy servant clean it up
I'll give you a like for creativity
American Animal is sooo fuggin underrated
40:29 totally agree with Chris!!! Haha if we’re in a convo acknowledge me!!!! 🤣
This pod was so tense 😬 its like these guys are really brothers 😂
The guy who is friends with his ex absolutely has to tell his wife immediately. We do not like finding out something about your life that has to do with female friends by accident or from someone else. That makes it look secretive and weird like you don’t trust us or are being shady
Matt’s shirt 👌🏻 I used to have an LA Gear jean jacket, the logo was on the back - all seed beads.
Conversational terrorist is a perfect explanation of Chris😂😂😂 his rules on the last golden!
Chris with that laugh would make the ultimate Joker.
I need to hire the disagree police so i can have backup in my conversations 🤣
and that’s exactly how you eat brownies and ice cream, coming from a fellow ocd member. 😂
Disagree police was good but the new Year's Eve bit was actually the funniest thing on this pod to date
Best episode yet. Silly goose time.
Real talk, Target jeans/joggers RIP dude. Bought them when they were what I could afford but it's all I buy now cause they are comfy AF.
Why would Chris think that it was obvious Matt would think of that actor from Lifeline Luxury ? Like, Matt, I’m so with u. That was pretty wild that it made u think of him 🥸
Just wanted to let you guys know, I was among the population that was crying watching the disagree police
Incoming, " disagree police" mech!! 😂😂😂
For the therapist lady she should just send those people the hourly rate for her session.
19:20 This bit FUCK-ING killed me😂😂😂
It's called Godzilla minus one to reflect how Japan was at zero after the bombings so adding Godzilla to that would take them below zero.
37:47 HOLY SHIT! I thought I was the only one! 😂 Those genes are the shit!!
Why pan away from Chis when he's being theatrical
I concur with today's hair rating slightly greased but very styled. 😊☝️👍
I belong to the people who loved the "'Disagreeing Police" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was a crying laughing person 🤣🤣
"Kids" is the greatest film of all time
"My friend is messy and leaves his hair in the sink... how dare he offer a guest something to drink!"..... LOL. How do you guys draw this completely illogical correlation between messiness and an inability to be generally friendly??? Are you saying messy people can't offer a visitor a drink? What?? It sounds like the dude sending in the videos is the actual weirdo and is likely jealous or has some sort of obsession with that roommate. Most likely he didn't think to offer the girl a drink, and the other roommate noticed that he wasn't being hospitable and asked her if she wanted something to drink. Simple as that. Honestly, a person who takes the time to make and send videos about his roommate is more than likely the weird guy in the situation, and the other dude is probably chill af. "Bro he has plates in his room... I can't believe he offered my guest something to drink"..... LOLLL. What?? Minus one, Delia bros 😄
the full movie "kids" is on youtube. The kid that rolls a blunt in the park, hamilton harris, is the one that made the doc. I'm yet to find the doc anywhere. It premiered at a film festival and has been locked away since. Ham harris himself told me its not out there to be watched yet.
Dude! I HATE when people don’t respond to everything I say. And I mean anything more than a “hmm.” Or “yeah” I hate it. I am so glad I’m not the only one.
S' learnt the word "opp" today...
S' started listening to trap today..
❤
Target Goodfellow jeans are comfy, I agree.
Matt being so white that hes never heard the term Opp is Hilarious 😂
KIDS is one of my favorite movies 😊
If your a true baby go watch and like Matt's show the private record he really needs it
Matt, if you want the comfiest of jeans you gotta get some barbells. They’re made for gym bros w massive quads so they’re super stretchy and also soft. try em out!