Police, How Did a Suspect Incriminate Themself? (r/AskReddit)

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  • @BradleyH86
    @BradleyH86 4 роки тому +40

    The “I wasn’t driving I was traveling” post sounds like a sovereign citizen.

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 4 роки тому +43

    My favourite is the one where the guy tried to send a secret message to his wife - "take the fish out of the fridge" - but she only threw out the literal fish dinner.

    • @SupremeInvigilator
      @SupremeInvigilator 2 роки тому +3

      I scrolled down to find this comment, and it was at the top.

  • @creativelychandra
    @creativelychandra 4 роки тому +18

    Someone shared an article on FB that a women with multiple warrants was arrested and gave a fake name who also had a warrant.
    That park murder one was very disturbing.

  • @hk4124
    @hk4124 4 роки тому +11

    I just love people who obviously get cought in the act and just keep saying they didn't do it.
    Like dude we have a camera and 5 people who saw you so it.
    "Nope it wasn't me"

  • @jaycooper2812
    @jaycooper2812 2 роки тому +3

    My girlfriend's dad is a State Trooper. He stopped a guy that was swerving all over the road. As he walked up to the guy's window the guy said "Honest Assifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am." The reaction in the courtroom when the body cam video was played was hilarious. The judge couldn't stop laughing for several minutes and it took 5 minutes for him to restore order in the courtroom. The drunk driver got 6 months in jail for his second DWI in a year with a $10,000 fine and his car was seized and sold by the state.

  • @ashleydailey7844
    @ashleydailey7844 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao I’ve seen so many of those “I’m not driving, I’m traveling” excuses on live pd/cops also the “these are not my pants” lol

  • @benschultz1784
    @benschultz1784 4 роки тому +5

    Mom's cousin's husband was a Michigan State Trooper. The Detroit one is fairly common. Carjackers report stolen vehicles a lot. One gang steals a car, rival gang steals it from them, etc.

  • @dragonlover1788
    @dragonlover1788 4 роки тому +12

    Mom used to work in a bank long before I was born and she told me this story. She was a teller at a bank in vancouver bc while she went on lunch the bank was robbed and the genius decided to wait for the bus. He got on and the cops followed the bus to the next stop to arrest him

  • @user-nw3wb
    @user-nw3wb 4 роки тому +7

    Had to watch first appearances on a field trip to the courthouse and the judges was telling this dude why he’d been arrested something about having meth and he blurts out “I didn’t that much meth though” the judges face was pure shock

  • @jadoncoon1187
    @jadoncoon1187 2 роки тому +1

    23:46 had me laughing because "Suddenly the ceiling starts talking."

  • @zadeoooo
    @zadeoooo 4 роки тому +23

    I got pulled over for going 68 in a 55 in my new (old) little sports car. I was 16. I replied with, when asked why I was going 13 over with, "I guess I was just going fast" I got let go

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 2 роки тому +3

      You got points for honesty.

    • @chuckiebrownbfly
      @chuckiebrownbfly 2 роки тому +2

      Me an a couple buddies years ago
      -cop " Is there any left guys? Or did ya smoke it all?"
      We were truthful an said we smoked it all. He told us keep it to home. I guess he couldn't really do nothin

  • @jdlech
    @jdlech 3 роки тому +5

    My brother had these huge speakers. One winter day he comes home to find his house broken into and the speakers missing. So he calls the police. The police arrive and take his statement. Then they follow the footsteps in the fresh snow through the back yard, across the field and straight to a house almost a mile away. They thought there were two people, but it turns out this guy took two trips. They even saw the square spots where the guy stopped and put the speaker down to take a rest. Naturally, the guy answered the door and denied everything until they showed him his own tracks in the snow.
    I heard this from a friend who was a cop. Some kid kicks a giant plate glass store front to steal a bunch of Carhart coats. The plate of glass comes down on his leg like a giant guillotine. The cops simply followed the heavy trail of blood from the scene to his house. The cops began to hurry because this guy was losing a lot of blood along the way. They found him in his house very close to passing out with a thoroughly soaked towel wrapped around his leg.

  • @AmandaNOTMandy
    @AmandaNOTMandy 4 роки тому +6

    Not what you asked but...I was in my local ER a few years ago...Man comes in saying he's in sooo much pain from a catheter placed after surgery. (Been there...So totally feel for him.) They were having trouble placing IV to give pain meds. Guy becomes extremely impatient. screaming "Just give me a damn shot in my arm!...He continues... That's what they always do!" (At this point I still feel form... Not just because I understand pain...I'm also a REALLY hard stick.) Can't honestly remember what nurse responded with.. However he then says "They did that this morning when I came looking for pain meds." Nurse says oh yeah? Do you come looking for pain meds often? Guy "No not really... Just this AM and now...I normally go to other ER...So no I don't come HERE a lot." Nurse now seeing what is going on...Tells guy to hold on she'll talk to Dr. Comes back and tells guy Dr. wants to hold off on pain meds until after test. Guy started going off demands to see ER cop. Cop comes over...Guy immediately punched cop. Guy..."See I punched a cop... Would I really do that if I was not in pain?" Guy gets tackled To The ground by other officers along with a ride to jail and no pain meds.

  • @itsjameme5418
    @itsjameme5418 4 роки тому +32

    “It’s Chris Hansen” onision 2020

  • @zambi3lolol702
    @zambi3lolol702 4 роки тому +2

    Not a cop but watched this dude strait up yell at gas station clerk about the price so dude said you can't to shit anyway if I don't pay grabbed his food and cigarettes turns around to have 2 cops behind him he just turned back around and said how much was it again sir

  • @djimma5080
    @djimma5080 4 роки тому +3

    Dumbest thing iv seen a workmate do , is on a works night out at 8pm (we had been out for 1hour) a cop car pulls up outside the bar we were at for an issue inside we were all smoking and a female work college for no reason kicked the cop car then verbally assaulted the police , they ended up arresting her and she lost her job because out main boss watched the whole thing. Absolutely no reason for her to do it

  • @annasstorybox7906
    @annasstorybox7906 2 роки тому +2

    "Those are my pants but those are not my pockets!"
    Ah yes... I hate it when people just randomly sew their pockets onto my pants... Happens waaaay to often. Always a hastle. Always messy stuff in those stranger's pockets...

  • @Vertraic
    @Vertraic 4 роки тому +2

    Not quite what the title asks for, but fits the thumbnail question. There were a few on a show called "thousand ways to die"... One of the more ridiculous crime attempts was an idiot who wanted to hold up some shop, might have been a grocery store, so he ran in, gun drawn, and demanded money... Turned out the moron went in the building next door to the shop he wanted to hold up. The shop he ACTUALLY entered was a gun store... In Texas... over 8 people (including the clerk) immediately pulled the weapons they were carrying. You can imagine the state the guy was in by the time police/ambulance arrived.

  • @paradoxlanomoly7340
    @paradoxlanomoly7340 4 роки тому +9

    A friend that was a cop related this to me. A restaurant in our town was broke into again. After several times being broke into (always by the same person) the policeman went to suspect and advised that he took fingerprints off of door so he wanted to give suspect a heads up. The suspect replies... I won't be my fingerprints cause I used gloves.😆

  • @widgeonslayer
    @widgeonslayer 2 роки тому +1

    When I was young, my dad and I were cutting firewood in the mountains. Watched a guy roll his pickup right in front of us. Dude jumps out and starts cussing about dumping pot all over. Looks up and recognizes my dad as a reserve sheriffs deputy.

  • @BigCJ
    @BigCJ 4 роки тому +12

    Came for Hogan's Heroes thumbnail, stayed for criminal idiocy.

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 2 роки тому +2

    So I got pulled over one time en route to class. Sheriff's Deputy walks up to my window and is like "Mornin sir. Y'know why I stopped ya?" I paused for a couple seconds and said "...well...I know I wasn't speeding." He's like "That's right, you weren't. Guess again." So I thought about it for a bit and just shrugged and said "No idea, man." He's like "Welp, your car matched the description of one seen fleeing from an armed robbery a while ago in [the next town over]." I'm like "Holy crap you're kidding!" He's like "Nope. But luckily for you, the suspect was Asian. You're white. Have a nice day and uh, drive safe." and just walks off like ain't no thang.
    EDIT: I sat there in shock for what felt like minutes before leaning out my window and shouted "I can go?!" and he just waved me off as if to say "Go on git!"

  • @TenorCantusFirmus
    @TenorCantusFirmus 3 роки тому +1

    The guy trying to mug an in-Service Policeman and those returning to rob a shop later believing the cashier which told them to return when they'd have more cash are something I'd expect from a Laurel&Hardy movie...

  • @tenofprime
    @tenofprime 4 роки тому +4

    When even Klink and Schultz are facepalming at it you know it it bad

  • @SilverKingGary
    @SilverKingGary 4 роки тому +2

    A guy was killed in the house across the street from me a few years ago, they caught the stupid kids who did it because one of them was so freaked out he puked/pissed himself all over the house on the way out.

  • @hellishgrin4604
    @hellishgrin4604 4 роки тому +12

    What's red and smells like blue car crashing?

  • @MemeProphet
    @MemeProphet 3 роки тому

    Everybody gangsta until the ceiling starts talkin

  • @251catlover
    @251catlover 4 роки тому +3

    Absolutely Love the doggos at the end!

  • @sciencenate
    @sciencenate 4 роки тому +2

    Totally got away during a couple close calls. The cops promising to let you go is a razor’s edge - I think you have to go with your gut. One time I had extra things w me including bud and a lot of bud - but also a small smoking bag. I gave him the small smoking bag and he let me go, true to his word.
    Another time I didn’t believe a cop who made the same promise and he did not find anything. My hiding spot was sufficient.
    Have faith in your abilities! To hide and evaluate!

  • @mategetsnosleep3612
    @mategetsnosleep3612 2 роки тому

    3:12
    That drug buyer didn’t give a crap.

  • @crapcopter
    @crapcopter 4 роки тому +4

    Can you get rid of the subscribe thing in the bottom right of fullscreen? It's very bright and doesn't help watching at night

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому +1

    Not a cop, but had an incident when a cop lied and incriminated himself.
    I was walking home from the grocery store when a cop stopped me. The cop said he was going to write me a ticket for littering because he saw me throw a candy wrapper on the ground.
    I knew the cop was lying so I wanted to try a tactic the police use when they know a suspect is lying.
    I asked the cop if he was sure he saw me throw the wrapper on the ground. He said he was. I then asked, "You saw the wrapper leave my hand and fall onto the ground?" he confirmed he had seen exactly this.
    I then asked him if that were true, how could I have the wrapper in my pocket? and pulled the wrapper out of my pocket, along with another wrapper I had put there earlier.
    He decided at that point not to write me a ticket, or even give me a warning.
    I just said, "And people wonder why some people don't trust the police."

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому

      Eric Taylor I’d think he could just say that you threw another wrapper on the ground; you didn’t (and really can’t) confirm that was the exact wrapper he was referring to.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому

      @@KnakuanaRka Do you understand how the court system in this country works?
      You get a ticket, the cop has to *PROVE* you are guilty.
      The fact that I have candy wrappers in my pocket supports my contention that rather than throwing trash on the ground, I put it into my pocket for proper disposal later. This happens to be the truth.
      On top of that, the cop would be unable to find the wrapper I threw on the ground because that wrapper was, in fact, in my pocket.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому

      Eric Taylor Yeah, I guess that would be a reach even for that asshat.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому

      @@KnakuanaRka Well, he knew he hadn't seen me litter, he just assumed I had. Despite using a police tactic to catch a liar against him, he didn't catch on that I knew he was lying.
      I'm sure the cop had used that tactic to catch a liar, but he never expected a civilian to use it against him.

  • @celeste8360
    @celeste8360 2 роки тому +1

    Drug dealers get robbed a lot in my area. They aren't gang affiliated so they can't do anything about it 🤷‍♀️

  • @gadgetsage
    @gadgetsage 4 роки тому +1

    I think my wife thinks she has Jedi powers, because she will do something bad like drop something, in front of me, then immediately say: "I didn't do it" or something similar.
    I'll then ask her who she's talking to, because I clearly just saw her do it...

  • @sarahmcgrady6748
    @sarahmcgrady6748 4 роки тому +2

    Hello Sweet Corgi - so good to see you keeping up on your music!

  • @Quantum-Bullet
    @Quantum-Bullet 4 роки тому +1

    11:50 could maybe have saved with: "Joking, we were just talking about it with friends as we wouldn't all fit in here, but its a bad idea."

  • @theblindguy4796
    @theblindguy4796 2 роки тому

    The last one is the best.

  • @paulsaganski2070
    @paulsaganski2070 4 роки тому +1

    You know how there's a difference in sounds between hot and cold water from the tap? Red and blue. Applies to cars.

  • @rai_zins_9266
    @rai_zins_9266 2 роки тому

    The one at 13:13 reminds me of the thieves in Skyrim trying to rob you after you kill a dragon

  • @windrider5611
    @windrider5611 3 роки тому +1

    Um, did anyone notice that the thumbnail picture was not of a policeman but instead Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes? A German officer of Stalag 13? LOL

  • @happyorange2394
    @happyorange2394 4 роки тому +4

    TIL some people call the trunk of a car a "boot"

    • @kbilisoly9355
      @kbilisoly9355 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, England

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 4 роки тому +3

      @@kbilisoly9355 Canada and Australia.

    • @ikm500
      @ikm500 4 роки тому +1

      GoFuelYourself yes uk and England say boot shocking

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому +1

      That’s British English.

  • @noahpaulette1490
    @noahpaulette1490 4 роки тому +1

    Bruh just smoke when the baby is taking a nap ffs

  • @filipwolffs
    @filipwolffs 4 роки тому +1

    The worst ones are when the suspect could get away with something minor but insists on being uncooperative. These people are clearly guided by their belief that the law is their enemy, even when in a situation where that just makes matters worse.

  • @robertkenobi9016
    @robertkenobi9016 4 роки тому

    Police in the text, german officers in the picture 😂

  • @darwinmorden4731
    @darwinmorden4731 4 роки тому +1

    The tale is told in Calgary, Canada of the bank robber using a taxi to do his thing, asking it to wait outside. The deed done, he ran out and jumped in the back of the car with lights on top. It was a cop car. He reportedly promised to plead guilty all the way in return for not having his name in the paper for his buddy s to see.

  • @kingghidorable931
    @kingghidorable931 4 місяці тому

    The BTK one is actually even funnier he didn’t ask if they could trace him he asked them not too and was shocked when the cops lied to him as he thought he could trust them

  • @annasstorybox7906
    @annasstorybox7906 2 роки тому

    Story involving police but without them catching the emidiate stupidity themselves... It's a story of a stupid robber and some pretty badass retaliation from a cashier... Its a story my BF told me...
    In his hometown a shop was robbed. Robbed by a guy wielding a brick(!) as a weapon threatening to toss the brick at the cashier/costumerd. The cashier refused to hand over money so the robber tossed the brick... and missed the cashier but landed the rock in the cashiers reach. The cashier picked it up and tossed it back... He hit, hit him pretty good! Robber was subsequently arrested and sent to the hospital.
    Turned out the cashier was playing baseball as a hobby... (not that common here in Germany)

  • @MsAwesomelyEpic
    @MsAwesomelyEpic 4 роки тому

    The 1st guy was in shock

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому

      Yanna Yeah, I’m guessing he was too freaked out to think straight.

  • @Benjamin1986980
    @Benjamin1986980 2 роки тому

    Answer a question asked in the video, police don't normally arrest people for reporting crimes, even when they confess to other crimes doing so. The reason is because you don't want them going to Street Justice or being afraid to report things like murder

  • @joshuanicely8722
    @joshuanicely8722 4 роки тому

    Sovereign citizens are AWESOME content lolol

  • @thatguyhijolly6316
    @thatguyhijolly6316 4 роки тому +2

    I’m a detention officer. Guy gets brought in for a nothing drunk and disorderly. I go to pat him down in the intake room and ask the standard “do you have anything on you I need to know about, drugs, weapons, or needles?” Guy says “no” I get to his crotch area and there’s a huge bulge there like no way it’s his dick bulge. I ask him what’s that and he goes “heroin” by the time I finished the pat down I had found approximately an ounce of heroin a knife and a needle. Guy went from a simple drunk and disorderly charge to 2 felonies in a heartbeat.

  • @NonMeaCulpa
    @NonMeaCulpa 4 роки тому +1

    Is that Hogan's Heroes I see on the thumbnail?

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому

    8:25 No we don't. I have no desire to read those transcripts.

  • @geno1399
    @geno1399 2 роки тому

    Throw the fish out🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tonithemeloni04
    @Tonithemeloni04 2 роки тому

    Maybe put someone away for life who has 87 prior drug convictions? Or forced counseling?

  • @ericabl8863
    @ericabl8863 4 роки тому +1

    Does boot mean something else in another country? How can you get two people in a boot, they had better be really small.

    • @supergoober1021
      @supergoober1021 4 роки тому +2

      It’s the trunk. No clue why they call it the boot.

    • @ericabl8863
      @ericabl8863 4 роки тому +1

      Super Goober thanks for that!

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому

      British term for the trunk.

  • @1jamesodom
    @1jamesodom 4 роки тому

    Parties, here I am talking of parties. I came down here for a part and what happens? Nothing, not even ice cream. The gods look down and laugh. This world would be a better place if the parents had to eat the spinach.

  • @xdenricoudx
    @xdenricoudx 4 роки тому

    Now if weed was harmful, those guys would’ve been arrested for child endangerment. Thanks Ronald! (But seriously tho, it shouldn’t be illegal but not recommended)

  • @rebelscout8044
    @rebelscout8044 4 роки тому

    When the thumbnail is colonel Klink and the video is about the police

  • @anthonyscali8013
    @anthonyscali8013 4 роки тому +2

    hi

  • @lmaono24
    @lmaono24 4 роки тому +1

    Ok

  • @colinmoore7460
    @colinmoore7460 4 роки тому

    Excuse me, what's a geep?

  • @stiffestpud4878
    @stiffestpud4878 4 роки тому +3

    They proseedid to ask me •gray Lord standing Dave? Said••• no no ddint said instead did spooked him and stared then put vice grips on his big uncle joe,had a big uncle joe to. 6.09℅ inch joe. Had tape measure for big candy fun. Good big papa hey it's murph's nun

  • @idi0cr4cy
    @idi0cr4cy 4 роки тому +6

    First?

    • @xsentialgaming6008
      @xsentialgaming6008 4 роки тому +2

      Nobody cares?

    • @idi0cr4cy
      @idi0cr4cy 4 роки тому

      Xsential Gaming fair enough, all these flavours and you choose to be salty.

    • @mxn7127
      @mxn7127 4 роки тому

      Gaming Trap Music all these jokes but you choose the one that’s from the same internet we on.

    • @idi0cr4cy
      @idi0cr4cy 4 роки тому

      Mxn • nobody cares about my comment, yet people comment, also people don’t give a shit about the “first” i did it for the stupidity of it.. lol true that this joke is well known..

  • @Victoria-vy7gm
    @Victoria-vy7gm 4 роки тому

    I’m not even half way through the first one but the Britishness of it is killing me

  • @elynnr
    @elynnr 4 роки тому

    Geep

  • @stiffestpud4878
    @stiffestpud4878 4 роки тому +2

    Gangster pp

  • @Av8r-Opr8r
    @Av8r-Opr8r 4 роки тому +3

    Thirdnt

    • @matthewhalo1799
      @matthewhalo1799 4 роки тому +1

      Furret God
      3st

    • @Av8r-Opr8r
      @Av8r-Opr8r 4 роки тому

      @@matthewhalo1799 how old is this person exactly

  • @imanangel
    @imanangel 4 роки тому

    Updoot redit

  • @walterengler5709
    @walterengler5709 4 роки тому

    I love the weed related ones. Makes me think of all of these people pushing to legalize it and claiming it's harmless. Anything that messes with your mind to the degree weed does (like Alcohol of course) is not harmless. Also makes me wonder what stories are coming out of places in Colorado or Washington or California with legalized weed. Sure they can't get arrested locally for that. But I'm sure, just like folks who are drunk, they are making some wonderfully hilarious mistakes.

  • @mikk.t.7824
    @mikk.t.7824 2 роки тому

    100th comment

  • @richardfamighetti7221
    @richardfamighetti7221 4 роки тому

    Why does the thumbnail of this vid have a bunch of nazi’s face palming

  • @FireDragonArmy2
    @FireDragonArmy2 2 роки тому

    Just cause drugs are illegal and drug proceeds are illegally acquired doesn’t mean you can just steal that. Or rob the dealers of them. Especially involving weapons and violence. In fact, the police not caring is indicative of police corruption and negligence. Not going after the thieves and robbers who target other criminals will merely lead to more crime and more serious crime, because the victims will take matters into their own hands at a certain point. I’m not saying that the cops ought to return the stolen drugs but letting crime occur because the cops don’t like the victim is a crime in and of itself.