I was in a church parking lot close to 11:30 at night and the owner happened to call the police on suspicious activity bc I was driving a solid black Silverado so a cop pulls up and turns his lights on and when he gets close to the window he realizes "You two are seriously just out here playing Pokemon Go?"
"A live action role-playing game (LARP) is a form of role-playing game where the participants physically portray their characters. The players pursue goals within a fictional setting represented by the real world while interacting with each other in character."
dear lord was with a friend and we were heading up state for his work when we got pulled over by a cop, my friend was driving and since we were busy jamming to our music we didnt realize he was going about 85 in a 75. now im freaking out because i dont have my license with me so i wouldnt be able to drove back if he get arrested(he smoked weed and i was sure he had some on him) hes freaking out too but then stops and smiles, cop comes up to the window and before he can say anything my friend looks right at him waves his hand and says these are not the droids your looking for, move along. cop just stand there for like 5 mins flips his ticket book closed, tips his hat, and head back to his car and drives off. to this day it is probably the funnest dam thing ive ever seen happen with a cop.
@@averystrangeghostlysquid7637 honestly i dont blame you if it hadn't happened to me i wouldnt, but it is true and to this day one of the funnest experiences of my life.
The cop at the DUI check point when she thought I was hiding a mixed drink in a 2 liter sprite bottle I had on the seat next to me. Pulls out a breathalyzer and tells me to blow into it and is shocked when its a zero result then finally asks to see my soda and after smelling it figured out it was just soda as her supervisor starts laughing as she had signaled a DUI without any proof other then a soda bottle on the seat.
We were in our 20s at the time and coming back from an anime convention for the night. My friend gets pulled over and when he rolls down the window, the cop stares at him for a moment. "Sir...are you wearing cat ears?!" "...and a tail..." my friend answered sheepishly, showing his Meowth tail. "Uh...would those impede your ability to drive?" "No, sir..." Turns out my friend had been swerving a bit so nothing of note, but I wouldnt be surprised if that cop still tells that story.
Last summer, me and my two roommates would go out in the evening (they're night-shift, I can sleep when I need to lol) and park at Poke Stops or Gyms, or some places that had high chances of certain Pokemon spawning. We'd sit there for a few hours, doors and windows open, a bag of snacks and drinks with us, and chargers galore. We were only checked on once and it was by mall security. Dude circled around once, one of my roommates announced to the car, "He's going to ask what we're doing," and here comes the security guard again. Lovely gent, got a good chuckle out of us showing off our phones with Pokemon Go running; even said he played too and wanted to know if we'd seen anything good yet. One of my cute memories that involves Pokemon Go. xDD
Larping : “a type of interactive role-playing game in which the participants portray characters through physical action, often in costume and with props” Urban Dictionary
My mom had an entertaining interaction with two officers. There is a trail head with a parking lot by our house, she was playing pokemon go while coming g gome from work and pulled into the trail head lot (it's dark btw) then two officers pulled up behind her with their high beams on and came to her car. Lol she was scared out of her socks. They thought she was possibly a drug dealer.
When I was in middle school my friend got caught at school by the resource officer with clown makeup, latex gloves, clown wig, and a box of condoms lol
The box of condoms is the cherry on top....... Couldn't imagine what was going through the RO's head when he pulls the box out after finding that other stuff!
I was listening to a police scanner once and heard the following: “Someone called saying a dildo was thrown at their car. It did no damage but they wanted to report it anyways.”
i feel a cop has one about me. I was going though a "Scene phase" as an angry teenager (this comes into play later) , and thought it would be funny to put a road cone up this really tall pine tree in a school next to where I used to live. Tree is probably around 100ft + and on top of a hill so looks even bigger.tallest spot for ages. I climb up the tree and jam the cone firmly on top. Proud with my achievement i take a few photos on my phone and climb down, it is dark by this point so I'm taking things slowly. finally reach the ground and as I'm walking away i see a cop car pull up right in front of me. Cop: Evening son, whats with the get up? Me (Dressed in hot pink skinny jeans and multi colored hair) : Not a lot sir. Cop: mmhm well we've got a few reports of someone matching your description climbing trees, not up to anything ... dangerous are you? Me: no sir, just taking some photos. Retard me show him photos of the cone i literally just put in the tree. cop marches me home and tells my mum, she yells, they leave, she laughs. TL;DR i put a road cone in a tree and when i could've got away with it i dob myself in by accidentally showing a picture of my transgression
Not a cop, but in about third grade, my after school science group was in an ally behind our building. (Teachers included) We met in a church that was part of like, a long, square chain of businesses sharing a roof and parking lot. Anyways, we were doing a very messy and explosive science experiment, and apparently, someone had seen us, and called the police and told them there were ''a bunch of kids in an ally," and that they were afraid we we're starting a fire. The police showed up expecting teenage hoodlums up to no good, not a bunch of seven year olds with eggs and vinegar and baking soda. I'm in highschool now, and most of us go to the same highschool. We still laugh about it.
My friends and I were playing this game Spoons when we were around 16, and I forget how it worked exactly but at some point everyone would race to pick up a spoon. Apparently whenever my friend Tara and I would rush for the spoon we were really loud and apparently even screamed a few times at each other while doing it x.x At the beginning of a new hand right after I got the spoon I looked at the window next to me there were 2 giant men just staring at me in utter disbelief, which of course sent me screaming again. They came around to the front door after I hid and it was 2 officers. They told us the neighbors called in thinking someone was being attacked and they just seemed rather confused while my friend explained. They asked how old we were and if we were drinking, took one look at me in my braids and pajamas standing there petrified, then laughed and said nevermind and walked away. That was the only time I was happy that I still looked like an innocent kid because right around the corner of the counter were all of our drinks. 😌 7:48 that officer is awesome, I bet that made his kids so happy
Got pulled over one night and was nervous because, hey, had no idea why I was being pulled over. Guy comes up to me, asks for my license. I start digging around in my purse but my wallet was worn out, so all of my cards had fallen into the bottom. Cop cleared his throat - like he was actually clearing his throat, not trying to get me to hurry up. However, I didn't register the noise was continuing as, in a panic, I just took my purse into both hands and unceremoniously upended the whole thing into my lap. Dropped the purse to the side, picked up license, and handed it to the officer before my hands go right back onto the wheel. It's night but because we have a strong streetlight, my embarrassment is clear on my face because I blush extremely easily. This guy's lips are pursed and his eyebrows are raised, and he walks back, checks the license, comes back and hands me the license. He clears his throat again, and it's clear he's amused because I have not moved a single muscle and my stuff is still all over my lap. Takes a look at my lap and says, "You can put your things back into your purse now." I kinda just squeak out a thank-you because I can feel my face looks like a freaking tomato at this point. Tells me I just had a headlight out and to have a nice night. Me, tired as heck and still in panic, just says "God bless you" and I hear this man finally give up holding it in and I can hear him laughing back to his car.
At cop that pranked his partner really disturbs me. I was getting all ready to laugh at it when I saw where it was going, but damn, why would you want to terrorize someone you know was traumatized in combat? That other guy needs a new partner stat.
At least he tried to take away the idea that blue man bad. Still got it wrong though. Sucks that people can’t think for themselves and hate on a group of people who only want to protect you.
Kid From 21 Jump Street not ignoring the fact that unjust shootings can not happen, but I am saying that 95% of them are justified. People just don’t look into them.
@Kid From 21 Jump Street yah but it doesn't really make sense I context because the guy complaining was still have a good time with a cop basically abusing his authority. Albeit in a harmless way. Most of the cases (at least the ones that get media coverage) of cops "shooting at minorities for fun" comes from the escalation of a situation where lethal force wouldn't have been necessary if the victim complied/ was able to comply. A common criticism in the higndsigh of many police shootings and brutality cases are that the cop didn't explain why the suspect was pulled over which caused the suspect to get rild up and makes these bad decisions. these situations could have easily turned bad if any of these kids/teens/drunk/high people freaked out and did something stupid like bodycheck a cop or whatever. These stories are the kind of thing that person says makes cops bad, but here they are laughing along. In my opinion many of these stories were asking for something bad to happen and luckily they didn't turn bad because the person complyed. Even as someone who is normally on "the cops are good" side, I see alot of these as inexcusable. Especially the one where he lead the guy on like he was doing a sobriety test and the one where he still pretended he suspected the college kids were dangerous even after he knew they weren't
My bro n totally did larping of sorts. Would watch my dad playing Everquest and Mechcommander, we would then grab kitchen tools and act out EQ. My go to 'weapon' was a plastic spagetti scoop/strainer combo thing that looked like an axe. I would also use the cardboard under red baron pizzas as a shield. When in CA, I found a seemingly indestructible straight stick that I would pretend is a great sword. I legit kept that stick until we moved away from CA, and yes, me and some neighbor kids tried to break it....it was tuff.
Almost got caught with weed in the car A friend and I were driving around and decided to go get some munchies and go to a park to smoke a few bowls and eat our snacks. Just as we’re about to light up, we got lit up by a police cars flashlight. My widow down I looked directly at them as they made their way to us. “That’s the police.. put that shit under your seat and start drinking your slushie” she hides the stuff and the cop pulls up. I strategically gave myself a really bad brain freeze so that when they pulled up I had my slushie in hand and other hand over face. “Ahhh my brain I yelled” half laughing. After I collected myself they asked. “Just having a snack” as I had chips and a slushie. I replied. Yep! , they drove away. Had we smoked they surely would have smelled it and further investigated. My friend would have lost her license and car , and life would have been quite difficult. I am so lucky
'in their defense it was purple with sparkles and other inlays;-jut cracks me up. I don' t know how the cop kept a straight face when explaining this to the mom. I nearly snorted the water I was drinking!
Haha my boyfriend(now husband) and I were walking to friends house n had to cut through a shopping center he had a mason jar full of eitger beer or liquor and 2 cops stop us n we r like shit we're not old enough to drink and we're drinking in public fuuuuu. So cop asks whats in the jar n my bf says its pee. Cop clearly is like wtf didnt expect that. Long story short he didnt check to make sure it was pee n idk if he believed us or just thought it was a good story n let us go but we saw him later n we were walking back from liquor store w a bottle in a brown paper bag n we cross paths with the same fuckin cops and they smile n ask "that a bag of shit?" Thinking back now I'm pretty confident they knew what was up
10:00 ... sooo was the 'officer' actually a police officer? or was it just a random dude from his class? or was the dude from his class a police officer?
@@ViperPlaysMC this is the internet. everyone is serious, obviously. but behind my seriousness, is a joke. a joke that stings like the bite of a viper.
Once in High school, I saw a bunch of people crowd around the outside of one of the bathrooms. I was confused at the time but soon found out why: Some student manages to sneak a BONG to school, and was smoking weed on campus. Who does that?
Okay,so..ummmm,I have a story that a cop probably has about me. Me(12 at the time) and my friend(11 at the time) had snuck out of the house with our one fear being the cops seeing us,it was around 2:30 am at the time. We had already walked about 2 miles and less then 2 minutes away from my friend's house a cop came rolling by where we were walking but we had been drinking and had to try to act like adults(we are both pretty tall) AND not fall on our faces so we both just jump onto the nearest bench and started mumbling. The cops slowly rolled by and left. How we got away with it,I don't know,but it was the second best night of my entire life
A duckpond is a small decorative pond that are usally in parks or golf courses places like that. Usally occupied by some kind of local wild waterfowl ducks, geese that sort of thing.
2:26 My job has a pretty easy lay off policy, and my wife has a predictable schedule. I have to admit that I’ve done the exact same thing before. No regrets
Might have been looking creepy like waiting around for people to leave their homes so he could break in. Maybe some people with kids worried he was a pedo
13:26 - 14:36 this story I like,girlfriend takes off buck naked now that coins the phrase "she's naked as a jaybird". for some reason that cracked me up.
I wish the cops in my area were cool with weed, if you get caught with any you can almost see the bonnet popping out of their pants. Always so excited to give out a pot charge
“Cops of reddit”
Everyone whos not a cop: this is my time to shine
I know right.
@Austin T. Sadly yes
Not a cop but:
Austin T. True but they at least give a pretty good story
there's only so many cops on reddit. it'd barely have any stories on it if anyone who isn't a cop wasn't allowed to share
"he was in Vietnam" I spit out my cereal laughing
Dude, same!
Froot Loops, to be precise.
@@DiscordKitteh honey crisp will do that to you.
Jamilyn Lethem yeah
@HopOnPop 700th like. I also spit out my cereal lmao
@@AJman14 Nothing against you but who eats fruit loops these days?
That cop who made a dude do the YMCA dance is hilarious
That snowman one was wholesome AF
That Vietnam one is evil
the flashbacks 0_o
YT Surgehacks it’s not being sensitive
Every Vietnam vet is worse than a pig
I was in a church parking lot close to 11:30 at night and the owner happened to call the police on suspicious activity bc I was driving a solid black Silverado so a cop pulls up and turns his lights on and when he gets close to the window he realizes "You two are seriously just out here playing Pokemon Go?"
I have a black silverado as well, and I also go places and play pokémon go 😂😂😂
I'm about to buy a black Silverado
"A live action role-playing game (LARP) is a form of role-playing game where the participants physically portray their characters. The players pursue goals within a fictional setting represented by the real world while interacting with each other in character."
Cheers
Thanks
Thank for explaining kind stranger lol
Thanks
Yeah, that one was epic lol ^_^
dear lord was with a friend and we were heading up state for his work when we got pulled over by a cop, my friend was driving and since we were busy jamming to our music we didnt realize he was going about 85 in a 75. now im freaking out because i dont have my license with me so i wouldnt be able to drove back if he get arrested(he smoked weed and i was sure he had some on him) hes freaking out too but then stops and smiles, cop comes up to the window and before he can say anything my friend looks right at him waves his hand and says these are not the droids your looking for, move along.
cop just stand there for like 5 mins flips his ticket book closed, tips his hat, and head back to his car and drives off. to this day it is probably the funnest dam thing ive ever seen happen with a cop.
mkay drugs are bad
MrEcoho That’s funny as hell, but I have a hard time believing that.
@@averystrangeghostlysquid7637 honestly i dont blame you if it hadn't happened to me i wouldnt, but it is true and to this day one of the funnest experiences of my life.
My local police probably have a crap load of stories for this
“The strongest thing in the room was a Redbull.” 😂👌👉
The cop at the DUI check point when she thought I was hiding a mixed drink in a 2 liter sprite bottle I had on the seat next to me. Pulls out a breathalyzer and tells me to blow into it and is shocked when its a zero result then finally asks to see my soda and after smelling it figured out it was just soda as her supervisor starts laughing as she had signaled a DUI without any proof other then a soda bottle on the seat.
We were in our 20s at the time and coming back from an anime convention for the night. My friend gets pulled over and when he rolls down the window, the cop stares at him for a moment. "Sir...are you wearing cat ears?!"
"...and a tail..." my friend answered sheepishly, showing his Meowth tail.
"Uh...would those impede your ability to drive?"
"No, sir..."
Turns out my friend had been swerving a bit so nothing of note, but I wouldnt be surprised if that cop still tells that story.
For all of you wondering. LARPing is live action role playing. It's where you dress up and act.
The reason I came to the comments section, so thank you so much for the explanation 😉😊
Last summer, me and my two roommates would go out in the evening (they're night-shift, I can sleep when I need to lol) and park at Poke Stops or Gyms, or some places that had high chances of certain Pokemon spawning. We'd sit there for a few hours, doors and windows open, a bag of snacks and drinks with us, and chargers galore.
We were only checked on once and it was by mall security. Dude circled around once, one of my roommates announced to the car, "He's going to ask what we're doing," and here comes the security guard again. Lovely gent, got a good chuckle out of us showing off our phones with Pokemon Go running; even said he played too and wanted to know if we'd seen anything good yet.
One of my cute memories that involves Pokemon Go. xDD
that deaf one was kinda funny tbh
*NoT a CoP bUT*
Well, at least all the stories had cops in them ^_^
Larping : “a type of interactive role-playing game in which the participants portray characters through physical action, often in costume and with props”
Urban Dictionary
thanks
LARP stands for Live-Action Role Playing
My mom had an entertaining interaction with two officers. There is a trail head with a parking lot by our house, she was playing pokemon go while coming g gome from work and pulled into the trail head lot (it's dark btw) then two officers pulled up behind her with their high beams on and came to her car. Lol she was scared out of her socks. They thought she was possibly a drug dealer.
This is going to be a good one. Love these vids *edit* 7:23 is so damn wholesome. 10:31 the way it says "trail mix" has me dying
"What are you in here for?"
"Eating trail mix"
Plot twist: Trail Mix is the username of the chick he had just met online........
When I was in middle school my friend got caught at school by the resource officer with clown makeup, latex gloves, clown wig, and a box of condoms lol
The box of condoms is the cherry on top....... Couldn't imagine what was going through the RO's head when he pulls the box out after finding that other stuff!
We went to a dog park nobody goes to with a few friends. We acted like dogs on all fours. Chasing each other, digging up stuff, and throwing rocks
2:43 Aww poor guy he just wanted to play CLASSIC UGH
I was once stopped by the police for shooting my potato cannon into the reservoir. It wasn't confiscated, but even if it was, I have another one.
This is a nice wholesome change of pace
Zero dislikes. Beautiful.
KaylaGoodie about that...
Hello Sadness....
I was listening to a police scanner once and heard the following: “Someone called saying a dildo was thrown at their car. It did no damage but they wanted to report it anyways.”
i feel a cop has one about me.
I was going though a "Scene phase" as an angry teenager (this comes into play later) , and thought it would be funny to put a road cone up this really tall pine tree in a school next to where I used to live. Tree is probably around 100ft + and on top of a hill so looks even bigger.tallest spot for ages. I climb up the tree and jam the cone firmly on top. Proud with my achievement i take a few photos on my phone and climb down, it is dark by this point so I'm taking things slowly. finally reach the ground and as I'm walking away i see a cop car pull up right in front of me.
Cop: Evening son, whats with the get up?
Me (Dressed in hot pink skinny jeans and multi colored hair) : Not a lot sir.
Cop: mmhm well we've got a few reports of someone matching your description climbing trees, not up to anything ... dangerous are you?
Me: no sir, just taking some photos.
Retard me show him photos of the cone i literally just put in the tree.
cop marches me home and tells my mum, she yells, they leave, she laughs.
TL;DR i put a road cone in a tree and when i could've got away with it i dob myself in by accidentally showing a picture of my transgression
Not a cop, but in about third grade, my after school science group was in an ally behind our building. (Teachers included) We met in a church that was part of like, a long, square chain of businesses sharing a roof and parking lot. Anyways, we were doing a very messy and explosive science experiment, and apparently, someone had seen us, and called the police and told them there were ''a bunch of kids in an ally," and that they were afraid we we're starting a fire. The police showed up expecting teenage hoodlums up to no good, not a bunch of seven year olds with eggs and vinegar and baking soda.
I'm in highschool now, and most of us go to the same highschool. We still laugh about it.
1:00 Imagine being 20 and still considered underage for drinking
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That story where the kids screwed with a cop using jars of peanut butter.
The cop thought the girl was giving him road head lmfao
"Cops of Reddit"
Every single fucking entry: "Not a cop but.." "My brother is a cop.."
My friends and I were playing this game Spoons when we were around 16, and I forget how it worked exactly but at some point everyone would race to pick up a spoon. Apparently whenever my friend Tara and I would rush for the spoon we were really loud and apparently even screamed a few times at each other while doing it x.x At the beginning of a new hand right after I got the spoon I looked at the window next to me there were 2 giant men just staring at me in utter disbelief, which of course sent me screaming again. They came around to the front door after I hid and it was 2 officers. They told us the neighbors called in thinking someone was being attacked and they just seemed rather confused while my friend explained. They asked how old we were and if we were drinking, took one look at me in my braids and pajamas standing there petrified, then laughed and said nevermind and walked away. That was the only time I was happy that I still looked like an innocent kid because right around the corner of the counter were all of our drinks. 😌 7:48 that officer is awesome, I bet that made his kids so happy
Not a cop but in my school they did it snorting smarty tarts candy they crush it and then snort the powder.
Got pulled over one night and was nervous because, hey, had no idea why I was being pulled over. Guy comes up to me, asks for my license. I start digging around in my purse but my wallet was worn out, so all of my cards had fallen into the bottom. Cop cleared his throat - like he was actually clearing his throat, not trying to get me to hurry up. However, I didn't register the noise was continuing as, in a panic, I just took my purse into both hands and unceremoniously upended the whole thing into my lap.
Dropped the purse to the side, picked up license, and handed it to the officer before my hands go right back onto the wheel. It's night but because we have a strong streetlight, my embarrassment is clear on my face because I blush extremely easily. This guy's lips are pursed and his eyebrows are raised, and he walks back, checks the license, comes back and hands me the license. He clears his throat again, and it's clear he's amused because I have not moved a single muscle and my stuff is still all over my lap. Takes a look at my lap and says, "You can put your things back into your purse now." I kinda just squeak out a thank-you because I can feel my face looks like a freaking tomato at this point. Tells me I just had a headlight out and to have a nice night.
Me, tired as heck and still in panic, just says "God bless you" and I hear this man finally give up holding it in and I can hear him laughing back to his car.
The "Vietnam" one is messed all the way up
At cop that pranked his partner really disturbs me. I was getting all ready to laugh at it when I saw where it was going, but damn, why would you want to terrorize someone you know was traumatized in combat? That other guy needs a new partner stat.
1:55 is basically texting-while-driving".
Ugh... “Not like the ones who shoot people without cause.” Really
At least he tried to take away the idea that blue man bad. Still got it wrong though. Sucks that people can’t think for themselves and hate on a group of people who only want to protect you.
Kid From 21 Jump Street not ignoring the fact that unjust shootings can not happen, but I am saying that 95% of them are justified. People just don’t look into them.
@Kid From 21 Jump Street yah but it doesn't really make sense I context because the guy complaining was still have a good time with a cop basically abusing his authority. Albeit in a harmless way. Most of the cases (at least the ones that get media coverage) of cops "shooting at minorities for fun" comes from the escalation of a situation where lethal force wouldn't have been necessary if the victim complied/ was able to comply. A common criticism in the higndsigh of many police shootings and brutality cases are that the cop didn't explain why the suspect was pulled over which caused the suspect to get rild up and makes these bad decisions. these situations could have easily turned bad if any of these kids/teens/drunk/high people freaked out and did something stupid like bodycheck a cop or whatever. These stories are the kind of thing that person says makes cops bad, but here they are laughing along. In my opinion many of these stories were asking for something bad to happen and luckily they didn't turn bad because the person complyed. Even as someone who is normally on "the cops are good" side, I see alot of these as inexcusable. Especially the one where he lead the guy on like he was doing a sobriety test and the one where he still pretended he suspected the college kids were dangerous even after he knew they weren't
Trespassing abandoned warehouses acting like secret spies.
Honestly, me.
The first one happens like an hour away from me
I love the story about the cop and the snowman says such a good one
These are always good 👍 thanks for sharing 😂
The teen riding a skateboard naked one I spat my water out lol
My LOL moment: "Is he carrying a suspicious package?"
Classic ;^D
4:55 LARPing - Live Acting Role Play -ing
My bro n totally did larping of sorts. Would watch my dad playing Everquest and Mechcommander, we would then grab kitchen tools and act out EQ. My go to 'weapon' was a plastic spagetti scoop/strainer combo thing that looked like an axe. I would also use the cardboard under red baron pizzas as a shield. When in CA, I found a seemingly indestructible straight stick that I would pretend is a great sword. I legit kept that stick until we moved away from CA, and yes, me and some neighbor kids tried to break it....it was tuff.
Man, Everquest, that takes me back
Never mined, I now know what it is. LOL
1:20 flint hey I live in flint too
"He was in Vietnam." Thats fucking dark....
Is he carrying a suspicious package 😂
Almost got caught with weed in the car
A friend and I were driving around and decided to go get some munchies and go to a park to smoke a few bowls and eat our snacks. Just as we’re about to light up, we got lit up by a police cars flashlight. My widow down I looked directly at them as they made their way to us. “That’s the police.. put that shit under your seat and start drinking your slushie” she hides the stuff and the cop pulls up. I strategically gave myself a really bad brain freeze so that when they pulled up I had my slushie in hand and other hand over face. “Ahhh my brain I yelled” half laughing. After I collected myself they asked. “Just having a snack” as I had chips and a slushie. I replied. Yep! , they drove away. Had we smoked they surely would have smelled it and further investigated. My friend would have lost her license and car , and life would have been quite difficult. I am so lucky
A bunch of def people arguing
hahahhahaha
“Shit isn’t legal in this state yet, so put it out and I’ll pretend I didn’t see it” a real bro
'in their defense it was purple with sparkles and other inlays;-jut cracks me up. I don' t know how the cop kept a straight face when explaining this to the mom. I nearly snorted the water I was drinking!
I'm not surprised this story happened in flint
Haha my boyfriend(now husband) and I were walking to friends house n had to cut through a shopping center he had a mason jar full of eitger beer or liquor and 2 cops stop us n we r like shit we're not old enough to drink and we're drinking in public fuuuuu. So cop asks whats in the jar n my bf says its pee. Cop clearly is like wtf didnt expect that. Long story short he didnt check to make sure it was pee n idk if he believed us or just thought it was a good story n let us go but we saw him later n we were walking back from liquor store w a bottle in a brown paper bag n we cross paths with the same fuckin cops and they smile n ask "that a bag of shit?" Thinking back now I'm pretty confident they knew what was up
I need some luck, please.
1:19 i grew up in Flint and moved out when i was 11. Pretty rough but some parts (like where i lived) were more ok than others
Dafuc is LARPing
I'm probably gonna regret that question
Live Action Roleplay
2 anime weebs have like sword battles n stuff. more of a realistic response rather than a typical definition most people reply with
@@jamiewhite5666 cheers m8
17:01 They got outsmarted by teens who saw the call being made
If i was a policeman, i would just burst out laughing if most of these happened.
when you're early and don't know what to say.
Bruh that Vietnam war joke was cruel but hilarious
"The pastor's daughter. Nice." 😂😂
16:10 A bunch of dorks trying to be the cool kids? LOL!! What ekse? Are they going to smoke some baking soda cubes too? LMAO!!!!
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Epic Monkeyjoe your first.....
You are one of those girls who clap for no reason
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lmfao i love when cops are funny and not serious (the story where the college kids have a cop by their car and fake body parts in their trunk)
10:00 ... sooo was the 'officer' actually a police officer? or was it just a random dude from his class? or was the dude from his class a police officer?
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@@ViperPlaysMC this is the internet. everyone is serious, obviously. but behind my seriousness, is a joke. a joke that stings like the bite of a viper.
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@@ViperPlaysMC hehehehhe exactly as predicted
@@imyouyoureme1533 i really do hate you
Once in High school, I saw a bunch of people crowd around the outside of one of the bathrooms. I was confused at the time but soon found out why: Some student manages to sneak a BONG to school, and was smoking weed on campus. Who does that?
Okay,so..ummmm,I have a story that a cop probably has about me. Me(12 at the time) and my friend(11 at the time) had snuck out of the house with our one fear being the cops seeing us,it was around 2:30 am at the time. We had already walked about 2 miles and less then 2 minutes away from my friend's house a cop came rolling by where we were walking but we had been drinking and had to try to act like adults(we are both pretty tall) AND not fall on our faces so we both just jump onto the nearest bench and started mumbling. The cops slowly rolled by and left. How we got away with it,I don't know,but it was the second best night of my entire life
3:39 I feel bad now.
Honestly, some people these days...
5:40 Does he literally mean a pond? Or is there some euphemism I am just not getting?
A duckpond is a small decorative pond that are usally in parks or golf courses places like that. Usally occupied by some kind of local wild waterfowl ducks, geese that sort of thing.
*not a cop but i was the taser on a cops belt*
I had a cocky kid all smug in front of his friends "im exercising the 5th amendment".......... Were in England kid 🤨
WTF is LARPing
Live Action Role Play. Basically playing pretend, but more mature. Usually.
Griffin Faulkner thanks
Me and my friends always sit in cars eating food in dark parking lots, I kinda want a cop to come.
3:45 so fucked up but so funny lmao, "he was in Vietnam"
"Not a cop, never seen a cop, never saw something illegal but..."
2:26 My job has a pretty easy lay off policy, and my wife has a predictable schedule. I have to admit that I’ve done the exact same thing before. No regrets
Who the fuck calls the police because someone is chilling in their car?????!!!
Might have been looking creepy like waiting around for people to leave their homes so he could break in. Maybe some people with kids worried he was a pedo
I love snowman part!
I liked at 12:50
Feel sorry for American's lol we can get beer at 18 imagine a policeman calling your parents on you at 20 years old for having some beer
Laughed my ass off these are hillarious hha
One time a cop made my friend freestyle rap In order to get out of a ticket
WHAT DOES LARPING MEEEEEAAAAN
Live action role play
I'm like, 24th but that's okay.
The rupees at the end are just 50¢ in aud (Australian dollar)
I’m am very positive those kids switched out the drink weed and pills with the prop stuff
Smart kids
Not a cop, but I've seen kids dryhumping in public. SO WEIRD
I have an idea of what lopping is 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LARPing = Live Action Role Playing
triple P double A XD
13:26 - 14:36 this story I like,girlfriend takes off buck naked now that coins the phrase "she's naked as a jaybird". for some reason that cracked me up.
The girlfriend aged 18 will be the teacher or superheroine or something she has to be doing a job or getting superpowers through different methods.
Why all these Reddit posts are from 7 years ago
Trailmix story was kind of wholesome
I wish the cops in my area were cool with weed, if you get caught with any you can almost see the bonnet popping out of their pants. Always so excited to give out a pot charge
I saw the YMCA one on youtube. It was a pretty good impromptu prank.
Well, there are worse uses for an empty parking lot in the middle of the night. At least these folks aren't causing anyone any trouble.