Pete Holmes Shares a Humbling Moment of Parenthood

It’s the Talk Show portion! Vinny Thomas decides which animals are getting into heaven, Maria Bamford is living her best life, and Pete Holmes teaches his daughter about gratitude. Later, Vinny Thomas tries to bleed from his eyes and Maria Bamford claims responsibility for a tiny Microsoft tech outage.
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[@beccasheart]

Ugh! Can you do this in your head?!? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinahatch7440]

I'm a simple woman. I see Maria Bamford, I click.

[@AutisticEthics]

Her smiles 😂😂😂😂

[@Linejs1]

She is a wonder!

[@randywoods67]

Maria can do no wrong ❤

[@stonewal316]

Why

[@karinioza]

Same

[@user-wo1jb5qr3n]

Girl Dad here, that daughter's comment was so real

[@habba929]

I need a Short of just Maria saying she wanted to update microsoft word on a couple of computers! 😂🤣😂

[@randywoods67]

One of my favorite things about this show is how someone will have 300 points and two cuts later they have 2000 😆. The freedom from continuity in their editing is so refreshing... I think Taylor just gave me 1000 for that.

[@hoover728]

Pretty sure it’s cuz they have to edit out controversial content.

[@jimmylin7233]

Pete getting bullied by his own 5yo daughter is so on-brand hahaha

[@Joe-nb3fs]

The deadly sin "sloth" joke was solid!

[@bananascoaster1243]

I normally get Vinny's layered jokes but my dumbass missed this one; thank you for your service

[@Joe-nb3fs]

@@bananascoaster1243 yah, I am not sure anyone on the panel got it at the time, either, which is wild given both Taylor and Pete have religious backgrounds.

[@SwiftJustice]

Woooo! Lets _ALL_ tie our tubes!

[@lnfreeman]

Dang. Pete's kid read him like the dictionary.

[@lalah9481]

My FAVORITE couch!

[@boydstephensmithjr]

That's what JD Vance thought.

[@lizrdgizrd]

Maria Bamford is goals.

[@brandonguthrie6511]

I can't help but wonder what everyone did on the talk show portion that warranted them all 2000 points. Release the Taylor Cut!

[@thebritons]

omg i wish all scenes were on here! so annoying @CBS

[@TRayTV]

Talkshow portion... That couch is small enough for Tom Cruise to jump up and down on.

[@Amy-kr4tc]

Freaking Maria Bamford!!! Sooo good! Been a fan since the 80s Comic Relief special.

[@karlee3095]

I just realized Pete is super tall

[@themaggattack]

That sloth answer was good word play! Sloth is one of the 7 deadly sins, so no heaven for poor 🦥
😂
Reptiles go to heaven bc they have no thoughts! 🤣🤣🤣 (I like this snarky little athiest!)

[@AutisticEthics]

Hahha Nah Pete you gotta teach that when you get the car BACK

[@krisztianunpronounceable]

I need to see what they cut out when the points went from 9700, 9500, 9900 to 11200, 10200, 10300! #ReleaseTheDirtyCut!

[@aabill1950]

"Two mammals..."

[@FlannelHobbit]

Pete definitely had a viral moment, and it was DEFINITELY too good to air.

[@nbuehster]

You're going to have to do away with that couch. Now, whenever I think of couches, I think of JD Vance.

[@mysam4504]

This a request to clone Maria Bamford twice and we could have a full panel of her. Please and thank you.

[@sharonfieldstone]

I love this show so much

[@OhNoRh1no]

Pete looks so betrayed for not getting a turn at the end

[@hoover728]

Given that they all have a bunch more points than they did before Taylor announced the break, I’m assuming he did get his turn but it didn’t pass the censors.

[@mariebrown4966]

Loving this show

[@carina9295]

First! Also, Olympic break already? #TheSaveMeTour

[@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout]

It's a well known fact that sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

[@TRayTV]

Viral video title... 5 things he does behind the lecturn, #3 WON'T surprise you

[@sailorpfat]

we don't deserve maria bamford

[@yocean14]

Still angry about that fake Japanese commercial sketch Maria Bamford made. If she actually apologized, send me some links.

[@yocean14]

she's not a good person at all.

[@themaggattack]

Are you kidding?

[@lukegracia2638]

days off. wooo