Jasmine Masters handle your liquor

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2015
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  • @tanzimi5518
    @tanzimi5518 4 роки тому +4595

    4:32 It tooks 4 years for this to become a meme

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica 4 роки тому +112

      I’m surprised it took this long

    • @tanzimi5518
      @tanzimi5518 4 роки тому +11

      Artsylicious lol

    • @tboykin13tb
      @tboykin13tb 4 роки тому +6

      💀😱😨 Not tbe #BALLS!?!?!
      Yeap, I see it was 4... 😯

    • @stanloona6454
      @stanloona6454 4 роки тому +2

      Thx for the timestamp

    • @paayton_2981
      @paayton_2981 4 роки тому +1

      Tanzim I it became a meme before that

  • @coolgirl23145
    @coolgirl23145 5 років тому +4491

    4:31 when you accidently make eye-contact with Medusa

    • @iraymond1972
      @iraymond1972 5 років тому +46

      Yuno Hellsing underrated comment😂😂😂😂

    • @prometh5439
      @prometh5439 5 років тому

      @@iraymond1972 fr lmaoo

    • @perfect1375
      @perfect1375 5 років тому

      Yuno Hellsing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ajmolina1787
      @ajmolina1787 5 років тому

      I’m deadd

    • @hunterpretzel1150
      @hunterpretzel1150 5 років тому

      Tokyo Ghoul profile pic... love it

  • @jazzmine3310
    @jazzmine3310 3 роки тому +443

    “I just hit my balls” IM CRYING

  • @kuniosaiki
    @kuniosaiki 3 роки тому +418

    The “And I Oop!” Caught me off guard, I was so invested in the story and the rant I forgot about the meme lmao.

  • @kahlil8308
    @kahlil8308 5 років тому +13660

    4:31 is what you’re here for

  • @cae7827
    @cae7827 5 років тому +6181

    I’ve never seen someone react so calmly when they hit their balls.

    • @notmejk9895
      @notmejk9895 5 років тому +169

      ok thanks jojo siwa

    • @tayloroakes5799
      @tayloroakes5799 5 років тому +71

      JoJo Siwa nice profile picture

    • @serenitxey
      @serenitxey 5 років тому +9

      Omg love the profile picture

    • @daylyrodriguez8553
      @daylyrodriguez8553 5 років тому +9

      Soso Jiwa..

    • @Daedalus510
      @Daedalus510 5 років тому +29

      JoJo Siwa it was probably a light tap to the balls. That light tap takes a second and you just gotta grit and bare it.

  • @ginelleplunkett6314
    @ginelleplunkett6314 3 роки тому +1146

    When your tellin your parents a funny story and almost snitch on yourself: 4:30

  • @certifiedstud5441
    @certifiedstud5441 3 роки тому +838

    3:00 has me fucking rolling😭😭

  • @yihyen
    @yihyen 4 роки тому +5351

    Imagine all the people who say "and i oop-" without knowing who Jasmine Masters is. The AUDACITY.

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 роки тому +131

      They ain’t the real ones

    • @yoteddybear6200
      @yoteddybear6200 4 роки тому +101

      They also don't give a shut about what she's saying either. She spitting straight facts tho.

    • @brian7430
      @brian7430 4 роки тому +26

      Ikr she be spitting facts

    • @H4RR1S0N
      @H4RR1S0N 4 роки тому +7

      That’s literally everyone

    • @cole7726
      @cole7726 4 роки тому +13

      @@H4RR1S0N nah

  • @andrewgarfield9898
    @andrewgarfield9898 4 роки тому +17126

    Everyone talking about the “AND I OOP” when the entire video itself is A MEME lol

    • @mistymonsterbite67
      @mistymonsterbite67 4 роки тому +151

      Yesss thank you

    • @Shadowhunter420
      @Shadowhunter420 4 роки тому +164

      I've been dying the entire time

    • @ayeshafountain245
      @ayeshafountain245 4 роки тому +84

      for real. I was completely caught off guard how he ended the video tho lol

    • @FNJ720
      @FNJ720 4 роки тому +32

      Yup! & it’s all funny because it’s relatable! You know this stuff & it’s all true ish!🤷🏽‍♀️😆

    • @JosephM
      @JosephM 4 роки тому +33

      She is speaking facts

  • @royalstudies7367
    @royalstudies7367 2 роки тому +46

    Moral of the story:
    She ain't no babysitter.

  • @dariamisic
    @dariamisic 3 роки тому +153

    It has literally been YEARS and I am still wheezing 💀 💀

  • @duck4095
    @duck4095 5 років тому +5689

    I genuinely wanted to hear the rest of the story

  • @queerolinguito839
    @queerolinguito839 4 роки тому +5401

    R.I.P "And I oop-"
    2015 - Early 2019
    Reason of death: Stolen by the vsco girls

    • @cursedbeyondbelief8383
      @cursedbeyondbelief8383 4 роки тому +23

      Babygoat MSP it’s Anna ou- but true

    • @ponygirl3.6mlp
      @ponygirl3.6mlp 4 роки тому +16

      Babygoat MSP she dead

    • @martinasokoli7371
      @martinasokoli7371 4 роки тому +33

      its not dead in our hearts tho

    • @peace-jg7cg
      @peace-jg7cg 4 роки тому +59

      @@cursedbeyondbelief8383 It's not anna ou- it's and i oop jasmine even said it

    • @peace-jg7cg
      @peace-jg7cg 4 роки тому +15

      @@cursedbeyondbelief8383 how am i a-ok

  • @lu.spammss
    @lu.spammss 3 роки тому +81

    A legend was born. 0:00

  • @jesusjuice7934
    @jesusjuice7934 2 роки тому +23

    Seeing ppl still commenting about this masterpiece years later is really nice

  • @zairebarnes8336
    @zairebarnes8336 5 років тому +15181

    Its even funnier to know what the reason for the "and I oop-" was about😂

  • @user-wk9lt5kz7s
    @user-wk9lt5kz7s 5 років тому +6144

    she said : 👁o 👁

  • @monsterzan1072
    @monsterzan1072 9 місяців тому +15

    She’s got a point tho. This video actually makes sense other than the and-I-oop meme.

  • @DR053
    @DR053 Рік тому +12

    “Hell, two glasses of wine and I can’t watch my damn self!” LMAO 🤣

  • @cancelledqueen
    @cancelledqueen 5 років тому +4017

    2015: And I crash
    2016: In my back
    2017: seat for a
    2018: couple of hours
    2019: And I oop

    • @iamnotinvolved1309
      @iamnotinvolved1309 5 років тому +33

      Very nice, very fucking nice 😂😂

    • @coconutkisses2503
      @coconutkisses2503 5 років тому +11

      I was watching the video and scrolling down the comments I read your comment and it was like a subtitle😂😂

    • @crazygabe7972
      @crazygabe7972 5 років тому +29

      2020: mmm i hit my balls

    • @XxLoveBobaxX
      @XxLoveBobaxX 5 років тому +2

      A copied comment and I oop

    • @janiyahtheunicorn719
      @janiyahtheunicorn719 5 років тому +1

      And I copied a comment- I mean oop

  • @yamiz7929
    @yamiz7929 5 років тому +8967

    2015: *heck no*
    2016: *nah*
    2017: *not yet*
    2018: *wait a min*
    2019: *AND I OOP-*

    • @itsmedana7860
      @itsmedana7860 5 років тому +23

      f a t i m a ‘ 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @janiyahslattt8852
      @janiyahslattt8852 5 років тому +14

      f a t i m a ‘ FACTSSS

    • @morblol
      @morblol 5 років тому +64

      2015: bro im drunk!
      2016: im thinking on going into the back seat
      2017: lemme go into the backseat
      2018: crashed in the back seat for a couple of hours
      2019: AND I OOP-

    • @laneneyrenee7188
      @laneneyrenee7188 5 років тому +3

      Aren’t you on @itsfattyma

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 років тому +3

      LMAO 😂 💀

  • @Hihi-hh4tj
    @Hihi-hh4tj 3 роки тому +112

    4:32 keep playing it and you’ll hear “dah oop”

    • @female444
      @female444 3 роки тому +4

      I hear Da Da Da Da OOOP

  • @beckyysaurusaustine6498
    @beckyysaurusaustine6498 3 роки тому +156

    Jasmine masters earrings & lashes are longer than my life expectancy 💀

  • @yvonvanhooft
    @yvonvanhooft 4 роки тому +3105

    The “and I... ooop” shouldn’t be the meme, all the things she said before is the meme

    • @ginesito5392
      @ginesito5392 4 роки тому +26

      he*

    • @Gyro___Zeppeli
      @Gyro___Zeppeli 4 роки тому +9

      @@ginesito5392 kinda both

    • @adriendotwav
      @adriendotwav 4 роки тому +86

      @@ginesito5392 When hes in drag you refer to him as she

    • @ginesito5392
      @ginesito5392 4 роки тому +9

      @@adriendotwav no cuz I'm not brainwashed like u

    • @adriendotwav
      @adriendotwav 4 роки тому +70

      @@ginesito5392 Says the one with a jesus profile picture

  • @avengers9964
    @avengers9964 4 роки тому +5690

    Nobody:-
    She:- and I oop...
    〰️ 〰️
    👁️👃👁️
    ❄️👄❄️
    ❄️ ❄️

  • @that_capricorn_ate_up
    @that_capricorn_ate_up 3 місяці тому +5

    And the rest is herstory

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 3 роки тому +144

    Jokes aside she's speaking facts.

  • @hailley9021
    @hailley9021 4 роки тому +2056

    Most of these vsco girls don’t even know the origin of what they’re saying.

    • @completelybookish3547
      @completelybookish3547 4 роки тому +83

      I know, and that annoys me sooo much. "And I oop" has been part for drag culture for years and it's sort of disrespectful that "and I oop" is more of a vsco girl reference than a drag one now.

    • @babyedits2004
      @babyedits2004 4 роки тому +129

      E White "And I oop" isn't drag culture..Jasmine said it because in the middle of his sentence he hit his balls, so he said "oop-" and the meme was born. That was never part of any culture.

    • @ryansspiritbox9857
      @ryansspiritbox9857 4 роки тому +1

      or rpdr, or rpdr all stars etc

    • @AnthonyATonFoster
      @AnthonyATonFoster 4 роки тому +21

      “Oop” is used when somebody throws shade. The long high-pitched “ooooooh” is used when somebody reads you.

    • @maryoomaaziz3606
      @maryoomaaziz3606 4 роки тому +13

      E White it is not part of any culture that is whatchu say when you hit ya balls lol stop being dramatic

  • @n_vptunee8229
    @n_vptunee8229 5 років тому +2022

    2015: *this video*
    2019: *a meme*
    how you gon tell me it took THREE years to make this a meme 😂

    • @blu772
      @blu772 5 років тому +50

      starry nightz 4 years GeT yOuRe MaTh RiGhT

    • @Ashbashhh
      @Ashbashhh 5 років тому +19

      Tata Kookie next to the video it says 3 years. The day that makes it 4 hasn’t passed yet.

    • @emoril4621
      @emoril4621 5 років тому +6

      starry nightz it took 9 years for the gnomed video to become a meme🤔

    • @JTK506_
      @JTK506_ 5 років тому +3

      starry nightz Wdym? She’s been a meme on Worldstar for years

    • @user-tb3es9yd5z
      @user-tb3es9yd5z 5 років тому +7

      It was a meme before 2019

  • @trevorsj
    @trevorsj 3 роки тому +47

    *The story makes the “and I oop” more funny lol.*

  • @ladyrachel13
    @ladyrachel13 2 роки тому +14

    She has a valid point. Who wants to go out to have fun and you have to babysit someone.

  • @stinkyrat5502
    @stinkyrat5502 5 років тому +4969

    when ur eyelashes said “🦅🕷” i felt that

    • @pidtv2981
      @pidtv2981 5 років тому +73

      katiee ruhe ❄️⚫️👄⚫️❄️

    • @alexushildebrand3272
      @alexushildebrand3272 5 років тому +71

      Princess Dunning ❄️🕷👄🕷❄️*

    • @gigi419
      @gigi419 5 років тому +29

      ❄️💣👄💣❄️

    • @stfu562
      @stfu562 5 років тому +28

      Llama Kween ❄️🎱👄🎱❄️

    • @cayden114
      @cayden114 5 років тому +26

      ❄️♠️👄♠️❄️

  • @_tda
    @_tda 4 роки тому +6626

    *am i the only one who actually listened to the story?*

  • @lune78
    @lune78 Рік тому +11

    Everyone be talking about "and I oop-", but I can't stop staring at those gigantic earrings lol All joking aside though, if we're talking about the message of the video, she's 100% correct. If you can't handle your shit, don't do it.

  • @milqqbreadqq2291
    @milqqbreadqq2291 3 роки тому +51

    It’s been 5 years and we still haven’t heard the rest of the story 😞

  • @devidsiimpoeg517
    @devidsiimpoeg517 4 роки тому +1952

    4:30, this is what you’re looking for ;)

  • @garret2419
    @garret2419 5 років тому +4914

    4:31 when you skip school and come home to see your parents haven’t left for work yet

  • @Marcelaqnt
    @Marcelaqnt 3 роки тому +29

    youtube 2020: let's recomend it 5 years later

  • @leomama
    @leomama 2 роки тому +14

    The fact that I just finished watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race & was SOOOOOOO pissed when Jasmine got eliminated ... I didn’t even make the connection that she was the iconic “And I oop!” 🙃 lmao

  • @c4mboy
    @c4mboy 4 роки тому +3885

    And i oop-
    ❄️🕷👃🏾🕷❄️
    💠 👄 💠

  • @smokeymanalotoo
    @smokeymanalotoo 5 років тому +3140

    She said:
    And i oop- 🕷️o🕷️

  • @MaleOrderBride
    @MaleOrderBride 3 роки тому +97

    I wish Jasmine would make more of these types of videos. The ones where she says: "I have something to say" and then gives her opinion on something. They were hilarious and good Common Sense. Why she don't make these kinda vids anymore? It would be good Business Sense to produce more...as they are her highest rating videos!

  • @metr0dusk4247
    @metr0dusk4247 3 роки тому +66

    It's fun being around drunk folks, until it ain't ✌

    • @dani-vs8ff
      @dani-vs8ff 2 роки тому +2

      realest shit I've read all day... one minute I'll be dancing and laughing next thing you know somebody's fighting im tireddd

  • @lalo3628
    @lalo3628 5 років тому +6027

    I thought this was recent but it’s 4 years old

  • @katekatekate6841
    @katekatekate6841 3 роки тому +4828

    don’t forget her iconic phrase “no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade”

    • @lilliewoolmer7973
      @lilliewoolmer7973 3 роки тому +85

      YESS people all here for the meme but this is the best part of it, the fact she's iconic from drag race 😂

    • @zaull8306
      @zaull8306 3 роки тому +35

      I watch jasmine masters from season 7 LMAO

    • @sito7186
      @sito7186 2 роки тому +5

      Burger King how are you?

    • @PatricenotPatrick
      @PatricenotPatrick 2 роки тому +5

      @@sito7186 Delivery drivers?! Perfect! I’ll be down in a momentarily

    • @eleventyseven3742
      @eleventyseven3742 Рік тому +1

      @@PatricenotPatrick the real reason I got a job 🫣

  • @awkwardpause9532
    @awkwardpause9532 Рік тому +5

    This is the next spoken word lipsync

  • @MarshallHi
    @MarshallHi 3 роки тому +24

    Jasmine was, is, and will forever be a legend

  • @Pale.Shelter
    @Pale.Shelter 4 роки тому +3050

    *"I'm not no damn babysitter. I anit gettin payed for that"*

    • @derrickbarnes3857
      @derrickbarnes3857 3 роки тому +27

      *when asked to babysit my little cousins*

    • @keirayu4827
      @keirayu4827 3 роки тому +11

      "who needs bones" obviously deku doesnt if ykyk

    • @poopyhead699
      @poopyhead699 3 роки тому +3

      @@keirayu4827 lmao yeah

    • @bunnykandi69
      @bunnykandi69 3 роки тому +1

      That's real talk

  • @hotgirlamb6492
    @hotgirlamb6492 7 років тому +2665

    "hell two glasses of wine, i can't watch my damn self" gdgvgh

  • @luv4sunoo917
    @luv4sunoo917 3 роки тому +13

    0:21 me @ my teacher when I know my moms picking me up for an appointment

  • @xoxolovechristielynn
    @xoxolovechristielynn 2 роки тому +12

    All these years and I had no idea that the full sentence was “and I oop…. *i* *just* *hit* *my* *balls* “
    Bravo. A masterpiece. 👏🏼

  • @Andrea-wp5ub
    @Andrea-wp5ub 5 років тому +3990

    4:31 when i sneeze/laugh/caugh on my period

    • @battle_beanz
      @battle_beanz 5 років тому +116

      Andrea Ramirez OR MOVE

    • @battle_beanz
      @battle_beanz 5 років тому +88

      AND THIS IS LITERALLY ME RN

    • @Uhhhh826
      @Uhhhh826 5 років тому +18

      That’s so true or just for me

    • @themindofazombie
      @themindofazombie 5 років тому +9

      LMAOAOAOOA

    • @rvca_2333
      @rvca_2333 5 років тому +27

      This is the best one 💀

  • @babeegurl.essence8526
    @babeegurl.essence8526 5 років тому +5485

    Y'all talkin bout the "and i oop" but like everything said in this video is straight FACTS

  • @cookiedough3199
    @cookiedough3199 Рік тому +4

    I came for the “and I oop “ but stayed for the story lmaoooo

  • @bleach4136
    @bleach4136 3 роки тому +91

    1: I wanna hear the rest of the story
    2: I love her/his/they and her/his/they extra-ness like where can I get those earrings lol

    • @giulianacr2638
      @giulianacr2638 3 роки тому +1

      This comment 👏

    • @yousuckbutt5659
      @yousuckbutt5659 3 роки тому

      Fr 😭

    • @goodgirIfaith
      @goodgirIfaith 3 роки тому +16

      just say they lol

    • @sourstarmie3337
      @sourstarmie3337 3 роки тому +21

      U can just say "they" or use Jasmine's name there doesn't have to be a spectacle every time you use pronouns 💀

    • @coredetta
      @coredetta 2 роки тому

      Lmaooooo the pronunciation is killing me

  • @xzavier1755
    @xzavier1755 4 роки тому +2979

    1:16 me when my little cousins ask me can they spend the night

  • @anitaarimi8331
    @anitaarimi8331 4 роки тому +1907

    "Hell 2 glasses of wine i can't watch my damn self"

    • @toby.mp3
      @toby.mp3 4 роки тому +15

      A arimi in the uk you’re the designated driver

    • @lolz3651
      @lolz3651 3 роки тому

      🕷👄🕷

  • @julie7852
    @julie7852 3 роки тому +7

    Me at 1am:😪👉📱 just 1 more🍜🥛

  • @realspillgoddess9859
    @realspillgoddess9859 3 роки тому +19

    After 2 glasses of wine he’ll I can’t even watch my damn self I felt that lmaoo

  • @edgysoftie157
    @edgysoftie157 4 роки тому +2444

    It took 4 years for this to be in my recommended

  • @bigbruh1963
    @bigbruh1963 4 роки тому +2159

    Why is everyone talking about the "and I oop" part and not the part where he says "I just hit my balls"

    • @lucysteel2686
      @lucysteel2686 4 роки тому +20

      Its more meme like i guess

    • @bigbruh1963
      @bigbruh1963 4 роки тому +3

      @@lucysteel2686 alright then

    • @creedbratton9384
      @creedbratton9384 4 роки тому +8

      Your telling me you have never heard of and I oop?
      It’s the biggest meme ever, even my boomer dad knows it

    • @bigbruh1963
      @bigbruh1963 4 роки тому +48

      @@creedbratton9384 of course I've seen it, bruh. But we only saw the "and I oop-" part. But now when we just saw the full version, the "I just hit my balls" part is way more better since VSCO bitches ruined the meme

    • @ColdTruthOfLife
      @ColdTruthOfLife 4 роки тому +4

      Because, - "and I oop" part is just more iconic to people it may seem.

  • @amethystrosse5799
    @amethystrosse5799 7 місяців тому +4

    History was made in that day

  • @SLBee
    @SLBee Рік тому +4

    So this is the original video.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm a couple of years late.

  • @SinisterzSanctuary
    @SinisterzSanctuary 5 років тому +3495

    Lmao this is 3 + years old and its the biggest meme right now in 2019.
    How have we slept this long? lmao

    • @faridabegum1796
      @faridabegum1796 5 років тому +45

      If you had watched drag race you would've been 3 years earlier

    • @juanjvelasquez6240
      @juanjvelasquez6240 5 років тому +1

      Wait. really???

    • @varietydelle5253
      @varietydelle5253 5 років тому +7

      @@faridabegum1796 finally, someone understands, I love rupauls drag race

    • @deliliah3111
      @deliliah3111 5 років тому

      I’m sayinggg

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 5 років тому +2

      SinisterzSanctuary Humanity is failing. thats why

  • @ladytarianna3527
    @ladytarianna3527 4 роки тому +1584

    I felt that when she said, "I ain't no f***ing babysitter."

    • @kpoptrashcan3882
      @kpoptrashcan3882 4 роки тому +6

      Lady Tarianna *he

    • @sophornvann5705
      @sophornvann5705 4 роки тому +2

      It is a he

    • @slugworth3773
      @slugworth3773 4 роки тому +6

      Okay, so after seeing they are a drag queen and not trans, I would just like to apologize. I didn't realize, and I shouldn't have said anything at all. I'm so sorry!

    • @sophornvann5705
      @sophornvann5705 4 роки тому +1

      Well true sorry OOP-

    • @zoeshaclarke8315
      @zoeshaclarke8315 4 роки тому +13

      No HE is a transvestite not transgender
      HE is a drag queen there's a difference don't be getting pressed and all PC when the person was right in the first place 😂

  • @JAYYTV_Vids
    @JAYYTV_Vids 3 роки тому +64

    “I just hit my balls”
    When I first saw this, I thought this was an ACTUAL woman
    Til that line up there👆🏾
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jigenappreciator4990
      @jigenappreciator4990 3 роки тому +3

      she is still an actual woman

    • @rieonpluto
      @rieonpluto 3 роки тому +4

      @@jigenappreciator4990 is she trans, because if she is I didn’t know that 🧍‍♀️

    • @daikonlegs2726
      @daikonlegs2726 3 роки тому +12

      @@jigenappreciator4990 address her as a girl in drag, otherwise as a man.

    • @ThatKidFresh777
      @ThatKidFresh777 3 роки тому +15

      @@jigenappreciator4990 She's not, she's very vocal that drag to her is a J-O-B, she is NOT a woman, she is an entertainer who gets paid to do what she does, other than that she's a gay man and she don't even flirt with people in drag cause that's not how she rolls, she's not a woman

    • @ozoneozonejr.196
      @ozoneozonejr.196 3 роки тому

      @@ThatKidFresh777 okay then why are you constantly using the pronoun 'she' for a gay man

  • @MuneCharbon
    @MuneCharbon Рік тому +10

    She a queen!! 🫰💅 ain’t NOBODY got no right to call her shady for not wanting to take care of a bum reckless idiot. She don’t need to take care of nobody. Slay icon queen 👑💖✨

  • @SonyaLachell
    @SonyaLachell 5 років тому +18461

    literally my entire school won’t stop saying “and i oop” 😂

    • @alexisvrse
      @alexisvrse 5 років тому +577

      I wish my school even knew about it 😭

    • @lovecycle777
      @lovecycle777 5 років тому +152

      alexSIS for real😔

    • @lovecycle777
      @lovecycle777 5 років тому +201

      Mane365 Mrtnz what you mad for?🤔

    • @alexisvrse
      @alexisvrse 5 років тому +168

      Mane365 Mrtnz why you here then? Exits on the left, sweaty.

    • @SonyaLachell
      @SonyaLachell 5 років тому +41

      alexSIS sksksksks

  • @val-eu8uu
    @val-eu8uu 5 років тому +3818

    Y'all talking abt the meme but she actually spilled some hot tea

    • @DinaDeng.
      @DinaDeng. 5 років тому +22

      Tanya Morrison facts

    • @luca-wh8ix
      @luca-wh8ix 5 років тому +19

      he*

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому +23

      Omg her talking vids are long but good .. This my first time seein dis omg wtf this shit hilarious

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому +5

      @@elaokorie5790 you mean *his smartass.

    • @xsunflowerx7621
      @xsunflowerx7621 5 років тому +2

      True*

  • @hiyorioh
    @hiyorioh Рік тому +6

    Who here in 2022

  • @beautyandtheoffbeats
    @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 роки тому +5

    I don’t care what meme came from this or how old this is, he speaking facts.

  • @leslieg1103
    @leslieg1103 5 років тому +1040

    “ I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say “

    • @marshawnmctire7408
      @marshawnmctire7408 5 років тому +29

      “So bitch I crashed in my back seat for a couple hours and I oop 👁👄👁 🌑👄🌑 I just hit my ⚽️ 🏀 🏈🥴”

    • @glensnyder9145
      @glensnyder9145 5 років тому +10

      And ioop!!

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому

      @@marshawnmctire7408 click me. The person who makes those videos has somethin to say as well. Go to him. Sub. He teaches spiritual prowess

    • @cherryred5932
      @cherryred5932 5 років тому

      666 LIKES. FUCC

    • @DraconicMaker
      @DraconicMaker 5 років тому +1

      blueasscarson 911 LIKES FUCC

  • @Retro_Future
    @Retro_Future 5 років тому +1615

    When She Said *I Am jAsMinE MastUrs And I HaVe SoMeThInG To Say*
    I felt that

    • @marshawnmctire7408
      @marshawnmctire7408 5 років тому +2

      Victoria Justice oh she has something to say for sure 😂

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 років тому +5

      I felt my balls more when she
      OOP
      😶😓😯

    • @jaja3918
      @jaja3918 5 років тому +2

      Victoria Justice isn’t he a man???

    • @TFen-sb1ky
      @TFen-sb1ky 5 років тому +10

      @@jaja3918 Why you so fucking annoying

    • @StickyGlue
      @StickyGlue 5 років тому +21

      Tony toe since when was asking a question annoying?

  • @SkyperTower2
    @SkyperTower2 2 роки тому +3

    LOL everyone says and I oop now LOL

  • @caleb0825
    @caleb0825 2 роки тому +4

    4:31 Welcome queens 🥰💅🏾

  • @NG-yf5qk
    @NG-yf5qk 5 років тому +2707

    4:36 me when my mom checks on me to see if I'm sleep

  • @lyracatiyu8361
    @lyracatiyu8361 4 роки тому +2202

    Maybe I'm missing something here, but no one is going to talk about how long those earings are?

    • @beeslaughter6622
      @beeslaughter6622 4 роки тому +91

      I couldn't stop staring at them and thinking how heavy theyd be, even if theyre only plastic, its still a lot to dangle from yer lobes.

    • @hi_flops
      @hi_flops 4 роки тому +93

      Honey, those of us not talking about it are used to seeing drag lmao

    • @ashercairo3525
      @ashercairo3525 4 роки тому +31

      That's just your I'm buying lunchmeat at the grocery store earrings

    • @beeslaughter6622
      @beeslaughter6622 4 роки тому +15

      @@hi_flops Im used to seeing drag, as I have a lot of friends who are performing drag queens, but even still, those earrings look like they must be difficult to dangle from the lobes. Applause to her for being able to pull them off (or keep them on for that matter)

    • @algerianfoodies2389
      @algerianfoodies2389 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @cherubiann
    @cherubiann 2 роки тому +7

    idc that first runway look on drag race 7 was a whole serve, u were serving JAZMIN MASTERS‼️

  • @seanceknowles2911
    @seanceknowles2911 Рік тому +3

    This became the VSCO girls motto 😂

  • @Michelle_Michelle___
    @Michelle_Michelle___ 5 років тому +2568

    And I - oop!

    • @laboon4679
      @laboon4679 5 років тому +3

      Here's a reply

    • @anqxl_8189
      @anqxl_8189 5 років тому

      THERES NO WAY THERE IS *BARELY* ANY REPLYS OML

  • @twilightstrider9069
    @twilightstrider9069 5 років тому +2137

    *4:31* when you on a bus and you hear your name in someone conversation

    • @dqeamii4192
      @dqeamii4192 5 років тому +6

      *X Yen98* armyyyy ㅂ𝐝𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐝𝐡𝐯𝐬𝐟𝐜𝐡𝐯𝐟𝐫𝐡𝐭𝐯𝐡𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐠𝐭𝐭𝐠𝐡

    • @Spiderbiterz
      @Spiderbiterz 5 років тому +11

      Very true
      You just talking to your friends and heavy your name 😂😂

    • @sajgreen3370
      @sajgreen3370 5 років тому +4

      Army!!

    • @twilightstrider9069
      @twilightstrider9069 5 років тому +1

      Ava Williams damn ok

    • @lanajakupovic5849
      @lanajakupovic5849 5 років тому +2

      hahaha

  • @JAnotherday
    @JAnotherday Рік тому +6

    You are not only pretty but you are right about not having to babysit anybody that can't hold their liquor. I know exactly where you're coming from. You are also very funny! Take care and God bless

  • @mustaphamakki
    @mustaphamakki Рік тому +3

    Her closed eyes with the lashes are the moment of eternal truth 😅 priceless

  • @brostopplayingwmerightnow
    @brostopplayingwmerightnow 5 років тому +8464

    and i *oop-*
    👁👄👁
    🧢👄🧢

    • @schmoye
      @schmoye 5 років тому +205

      tea sis bruh THE BLINK 😂😂😂

    • @emilygracemarie4511
      @emilygracemarie4511 5 років тому +57

      aahahaha i died at this😂

    • @bellarose219
      @bellarose219 5 років тому +15

      Kayla Fairbanks 👁👅👁

    • @cesrperez
      @cesrperez 5 років тому +80

      🕷👅🕷

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 5 років тому +15

      Cesar Perez when I looked at that I was like and I oop

  • @yeosanglinesstan6996
    @yeosanglinesstan6996 4 роки тому +3336

    Finally I FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE.

  • @toriandtilly
    @toriandtilly 2 роки тому +2

    Your quote has now made it into a video game. One of the characters in Neo: The World Ends With You just said "and I oop" and I about lost it! The Jasmine Master's effect 😂

  • @xoxooo6512
    @xoxooo6512 5 років тому +2871

    97% of the comments: *AND I OOP-*
    2% of the comments: *SHES SPEAKING FACTS DOE*
    1% of the comments: *random stuff*

    • @athenaquick4200
      @athenaquick4200 5 років тому +13

      And 0.1 talking about what other people talking about.

    • @emma8829
      @emma8829 5 років тому +6

      Your comment is so pointless

    • @xoxooo6512
      @xoxooo6512 5 років тому +9

      @@emma8829 the fact that u commented that, was what was pointless.

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 років тому +2

      I’m 1% 😂

    • @jzv.71
      @jzv.71 5 років тому +2

      57% UA-cam RECOMMENDATIONS
      22% AND I OOP
      19% FACTS
      1% OTHER

  • @nevaeh9171
    @nevaeh9171 5 років тому +790

    4:31
    When the teacher hears a curse word in the "educational" video they were showing us

  • @CandyLV72
    @CandyLV72 11 місяців тому +5

    Still pertinent

  • @christophm860
    @christophm860 Рік тому +3

    I am in LOVE with your room divider!

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 4 роки тому +2212

    4:31 When you come back to your room to kill a spider but it's gone

  • @tito7758
    @tito7758 5 років тому +1192

    and i OOP - 👁 👄 👁

  • @davidshelton7104
    @davidshelton7104 3 роки тому +6

    4:00 And Then, IT HAPPENED. The Iconic GIF. 😄

  • @bokwoon
    @bokwoon Рік тому +5

    legendary

  • @mop9091
    @mop9091 5 років тому +277

    4:31 when the teacher notices 2 kids in the back talking

  • @chrxs0
    @chrxs0 5 років тому +754

    4:31 when you’re having a conversation with your friend and the class suddenly gets quiet

    • @Imanioa
      @Imanioa 5 років тому +8

      Christina Theodore💀💀

    • @bluepearl935
      @bluepearl935 5 років тому +6

      For real! I'm in class and me and friends talking up a storm and all of the sudden the other students stop talking and I'm like: "What?"

  • @zeldacomethook962
    @zeldacomethook962 2 роки тому +3

    Here in 2022 😭 I miss these times

  • @taeyongkunbestleaders1712
    @taeyongkunbestleaders1712 2 роки тому +2

    I finally found the original video

  • @ItsHardBeingJade
    @ItsHardBeingJade 6 років тому +623

    "It just got hot..." 😂 😂 😂