This is HILARIOUS. It's exactly what I've been looking for...to drive off some repeated callers..at least for a few days. Thanks and here's to you, Cutlass!
Oh my goodness.. I was having kind of a long day. I have a ton of work to do and I have to finish a big project. --I ran into this video and I nearly died laughing when I got to 00:38 (they have to type that all in for the message to go through?? Lol). Thank you for posting that. This is the most ridiculous phone message I have ever heard. Lol ! thanks!
I made a copy of this message and now I play it when I see my mother-inlaw's number on my caller ID. You could hear my mother-inlaw in the background saying to her husband "Ben I think our daughter has been abducted by aliens".
That is AWESOME!!! OMG I kinda had to do the same thing when i changed my house number, aparently who ever had the number before me was in debt to everyone under the sun. But hands down way better than mine was!!! Kudos man Kudos
@TaterLovers The easiest way is to hold your phone up to the computer while recording a new message. That's how I got it on mine. If you want to make your own, here's how: I started by typing up the message in notepad, and reading it aloud with the built-in Windows narration software. I used a program called Audacity to record the audio and export an mp3 file. All that might sound complicated, but it only took about 45 minutes.
@imamonsta Thanks for the tip. Unfortunately, my situation is a little bit more complicated. My home phone number is recycled, and the previous person to use it was a dead beat who never paid his bills. I've explained this to dozens of collectors, but it doesn't matter. The unpaid debt is just resold to another collection agency, and their first move is always to call me. I do a lot of stuff with a Dr Phil soundboard to annoy these people, but I lack the equipment to record these exchanges.
too bad as soon as they hear the message they hit the call back button on the computer, or I'd probably listen and laugh uncontrollably. Here's a tip because I'm actually a tele-fundraiser, the first time a nonprofit comes up on your Caller ID and you don't want calls. pick up, ask the person on the other end nicely to put you on there do not call list, and they legally have to. TADA! NO MORE CALLS. Oh and please don't yell, we're people too and all of the people i work with are really nice.
lol! yes this is jus wat i need!! thanks cause i keep getting calls from people i don't know, n its really getting on my nerves, then i tell them they've reach the wrong person and ask them nicely to quit callin and they do it anyway. so this ought to teach them! lol!
haha even though it's funny, telemarketers have an automated system that hangs up and dials the next number the second the answering machine picks up, so they'd never hear it
You should have heard the original edit. It was a lot more drawn out and ridiculous. Also had some profanity, which sounds silly being spoken by that machine voice.
this is fucking grate! i always make my own but i thought hell i could find a good one and this is the first one i found and its perfact so its now my voice mail lol
This is HILARIOUS. It's exactly what I've been looking for...to drive off some repeated callers..at least for a few days. Thanks and here's to you, Cutlass!
Oh my goodness.. I was having kind of a long day. I have a ton of work to do and I have to finish a big project. --I ran into this video and I nearly died laughing when I got to 00:38 (they have to type that all in for the message to go through?? Lol). Thank you for posting that. This is the most ridiculous phone message I have ever heard. Lol ! thanks!
I had this one on my machine. My boss called me while I was on my way to work late. He got a good laugh out of it.
i hate robot voice recordings but i have to say this one was funny as hell. this would drive the caller crazy i love it
I made a copy of this message and now I play it when I see my mother-inlaw's number on my caller ID. You could hear my mother-inlaw in the background saying to her husband "Ben I think our daughter has been abducted by aliens".
lmfao, dude! i just set this as my voice greeting by holding my phone next to the speakers
I NEVER listen to my voice mail because I just rather call them back. I'M USING THIS HAHHAHAA
For the first 19 seconds i recorded this to my cell phone as my answering service :) Love the vintage computer voice Just like when I was a kid :)
"So that someone may steal your identity".
This sounds like Stephen Hawking's sister.
That voicemail is great. I'll give the telemarketers a piece of my mind.
THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
wow its so funny that the closed captions were so accurate!
That is AWESOME!!! OMG I kinda had to do the same thing when i changed my house number, aparently who ever had the number before me was in debt to everyone under the sun. But hands down way better than mine was!!! Kudos man Kudos
lmao, gonna use this greeting to piss some friends off. thank u sir
MayoGintoki1 I’m using it
This makes me slam any new iphone in a million pieces
Hey thanks! Glad you liked it...
My grandma used to have a phone like that.
@TaterLovers
The easiest way is to hold your phone up to the computer while recording a new message. That's how I got it on mine. If you want to make your own, here's how:
I started by typing up the message in notepad, and reading it aloud with the built-in Windows narration software. I used a program called Audacity to record the audio and export an mp3 file. All that might sound complicated, but it only took about 45 minutes.
Haha wish my phone would record that long lol
i just set that as my answering machine!
@imamonsta Thanks for the tip. Unfortunately, my situation is a little bit more complicated. My home phone number is recycled, and the previous person to use it was a dead beat who never paid his bills. I've explained this to dozens of collectors, but it doesn't matter. The unpaid debt is just resold to another collection agency, and their first move is always to call me. I do a lot of stuff with a Dr Phil soundboard to annoy these people, but I lack the equipment to record these exchanges.
too bad as soon as they hear the message they hit the call back button on the computer, or I'd probably listen and laugh uncontrollably.
Here's a tip because I'm actually a tele-fundraiser, the first time a nonprofit comes up on your Caller ID and you don't want calls. pick up, ask the person on the other end nicely to put you on there do not call list, and they legally have to. TADA! NO MORE CALLS. Oh and please don't yell, we're people too and all of the people i work with are really nice.
lol! yes this is jus wat i need!! thanks cause i keep getting calls from people i don't know, n its really getting on my nerves, then i tell them they've reach the wrong person and ask them nicely to quit callin and they do it anyway. so this ought to teach them! lol!
@cutlass420
I've just recorded this into my phone. Thanks, you are now responsible for any profane and inhuman messages my friends leave for me.
that long beep was funny!!!!!
this is soooo going in my google voice
haha even though it's funny, telemarketers have an automated system that hangs up and dials the next number the second the answering machine picks up, so they'd never hear it
Don't want bill collectors to call? Pay your bills.
This is definitely from the 1980's...
LOL simply yet awesome
You should have heard the original edit. It was a lot more drawn out and ridiculous. Also had some profanity, which sounds silly being spoken by that machine voice.
Okay stephen hawking's wife
LMAO! Wish I could use this!!
thepcgamewalkthrough I’m using it for my landline
Pro quality
*bro quality
Use excel, type in your messge and then choose the "speak cells" mode on the toolbar.
dude u're a genius !! ;)
That is GREAT!!!
totally put this on my phone
this is fucking grate! i always make my own but i thought hell i could find a good one and this is the first one i found and its perfact so its now my voice mail lol
Siri's Mom
Trust me, after a couple weeks with this as your message, friends will NOT be calling you...
:)
XD i would be annoyed because of that. i was really just trying to make my voice like the voice mail on my phone.
LOL!!!! Loves it
measurements...lol.
lmfao body fat measurment
please try this at home
LOL..its soooooooo long!...n the voice sounds soo sad! it would've been good for the telemarketers..
u... are... a genious...
OMG that is soo fucking annoying!!!! LMAO! ROFL! Its going on my phone TONIGHT!
Im sooooo using this!
Fat mass!! LOLOL
totally using it! thanx!
ROTFL!!! YES!!!!
i just put this on my phone lol
hahaha ROFL!!!
im so going to try this lol
ommmggg i just played this prank on my freind she acctually recorded herself LOOL
lol that is so long
exactlly!!
lol
lmao well done x
@moogle301 lol anti-clockwise
I want!
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omg NO
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