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КОМЕНТАРІ • 24 тис.

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry  4 роки тому +7904

    Do you like almond joy?

  • @agueda1119
    @agueda1119 4 роки тому +620

    Twizzlers: "You hate Red vines."
    Red Vines: "You hate Twizzlers."

    • @v4nmpyre
      @v4nmpyre 4 роки тому +25

      Both: “you’re a boring kid who’s afraid of everything.”

    • @articleseanimates7052
      @articleseanimates7052 4 роки тому +5

      i do hate twizzlers and love red vines but my sister loves twizzlers and hates red vines so hes not really wrong

    • @v4nmpyre
      @v4nmpyre 4 роки тому +3

      Katie Draws
      I don’t know which one is better because I have never tried them in my life it looks like they don’t sell it on Dubai (the city where I live)
      It’s so annoying because they ban everything on the uae (the country where Dubai is located) they like even banned roblox man this sucks :(

    • @OctoJay
      @OctoJay 4 роки тому +1

      @Agueda agreeable

    • @ulisesojeda6096
      @ulisesojeda6096 4 роки тому +1

      Red vines 4 life death to all twizlers

  • @thepriestpucci4988
    @thepriestpucci4988 3 роки тому +3455

    Me a German who doesnt even know 90% of the Candys: "interesting"

    • @nalenks8083
      @nalenks8083 3 роки тому +209

      Me a Chilean who doesn't even know 90% of the Candys: "same"

    • @THENumberOneMatchStan
      @THENumberOneMatchStan 3 роки тому +178

      Me A Filipino who doesn't know 80% Of The Candies: "cool."

    • @paiball._.
      @paiball._. 3 роки тому +108

      Me, a singaporean: HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YHE ORIGINALS

    • @spectre2889
      @spectre2889 3 роки тому +50

      You probably like Haribo then lol

    • @thepriestpucci4988
      @thepriestpucci4988 3 роки тому +31

      @@spectre2889 actually no

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Рік тому +48

    This is so relatable; people always ask me for a piece of my Hersheys. I always look at them like they’re high and say, “no.”
    Also the yellow Starburst is my favorite so fight me.

    • @Mr_Seals
      @Mr_Seals Рік тому +4

      I have disliked your comment.
      Just kidding everyone has there own opinions

    • @user-rg6bu3bz2p
      @user-rg6bu3bz2p 8 місяців тому +1

      Bro my mom makes me share it so whenever someone’s at my house I have like half left

    • @forresthan1341
      @forresthan1341 7 місяців тому

      i like em all cuz im not picky

    • @Cats-tl5pm
      @Cats-tl5pm 2 місяці тому

      Same with the starbust tbh

  • @totaldemolition
    @totaldemolition 4 місяці тому +4

    Joke’s on you, I can in fact dump an entire bag of skittles in my mouth without spitting it out

  • @chimcham300
    @chimcham300 4 роки тому +8700

    A alternate version for kinder eggs,
    “You don’t live in America.”

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 роки тому +128

      I like kinder eggs. I dont eat them anymore but i still like them.

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 роки тому +107

      They still sell them in America.

    • @everythingz888
      @everythingz888 4 роки тому +92

      Kottonkandy09 Don’t they sell a knock-off version? Since Kinder eggs are choking hazard...aren’t they?
      Edit: I’m gonna make a quick clarification: the chocolate isn’t the hazard, the toys inside are the hazard

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 роки тому +30

      @@everythingz888 no they aren't. I think they are to big to choke people. Pls correct me if im wrong

    • @danoodlehimself2417
      @danoodlehimself2417 4 роки тому +34

      You now get them in the US, just not like the OG ones.

  • @lemonimes7503
    @lemonimes7503 4 роки тому +612

    “you like abusing your teeth”
    me with 7 fillings: ok well

    • @itzmichal4832
      @itzmichal4832 4 роки тому +4

      That or you love smashing it with a hammer

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 роки тому +3

      That's more lolipops with me and I munch on them.

    • @mc3289
      @mc3289 4 роки тому +4

      69th like on this comment. Nobody else like. Please

    • @flamgoabdul2529
      @flamgoabdul2529 4 роки тому +1

      omg same

    • @marce.4277
      @marce.4277 4 роки тому

      Mood

  • @spongebobfan2102
    @spongebobfan2102 9 місяців тому +21

    “You open the toy and never play with it again”
    Bro explained my childhood in 3 seconds 💀

  • @Dreux.B539
    @Dreux.B539 Рік тому +20

    When he said if you don’t love candy corn get out of my life had me cracking up

    • @IpadKID_12
      @IpadKID_12 Рік тому

      It's true that it tastes good 👍

    • @Micah-fq3bj
      @Micah-fq3bj 6 місяців тому

      this reply section is the candy corn gang, say yes to join it. *Y E S*

    • @croyisdeafFNF
      @croyisdeafFNF 2 місяці тому

      Candy corn is the best

  • @gcharlotte6450
    @gcharlotte6450 4 роки тому +1074

    "kitkat"
    "you have a cat."
    *looks at my 3 dogs*
    "its not what it looks like-"

    • @SylvivaX
      @SylvivaX 4 роки тому +24

      Is one of those dogs your profile picture

    • @gcharlotte6450
      @gcharlotte6450 4 роки тому +14

      lilly's life omg omg yeah

    • @mm15621
      @mm15621 4 роки тому +18

      That dog in your profile pic is ADDORABLE I JUST WANT TO REACH IN MY SCREEN AND HUG IT. :3

    • @BaebyBeaunae
      @BaebyBeaunae 4 роки тому +8

      I i feel your pain because my moms friend said *you have a sweet son!* but realy i was a girl that had a mohawk

    • @Porbei
      @Porbei 4 роки тому +2

      They’ve eaten them all

  • @knightmare4102
    @knightmare4102 4 роки тому +551

    "Youre a smartie"
    Me: *Don't do that, don't give me hope*

    • @pwns02
      @pwns02 4 роки тому +1

      Sameeee

    • @desoush
      @desoush 4 роки тому

      *Lol same-*

    • @Abasedbymygrief
      @Abasedbymygrief 4 роки тому +1

      if you actually like smarties, well..

    • @Ambreil
      @Ambreil 4 роки тому +1

      In canada there caled rockets wich is verr acurit of you it goes up as high as your eago and drops down to your iq in a burning flame

    • @Ambreil
      @Ambreil 4 роки тому

      Also thet meme hella dead

  • @burritoboy619
    @burritoboy619 Рік тому +6

    Actually the difference between the left and right twix is that one of them has smooth caramel and the other one has chewy caramel and velvety chocolate

  • @oreopaw
    @oreopaw 8 місяців тому +4

    (Kitkat) "You have a cat"
    Me who doesn't eat kitkat but has a cat:what.

  • @pix_d20
    @pix_d20 4 роки тому +7880

    "You're Swedish."
    Jokes on you...
    I'm a fish

  • @almighty_nyaner
    @almighty_nyaner 3 роки тому +351

    twizzlers: you hate red vines
    red vines: you hate twizzlers
    *this is how civil war started between twizzlers and red vines*

  • @cinnamon9535
    @cinnamon9535 Рік тому +11

    Why is the tootsie roll one so accurate tho? Everyone asks me why it’s my fav they say it’s gross but I love it

  • @RishiJasani
    @RishiJasani 5 місяців тому +2

    The Lolipop joke was actually really good

  • @lady_lexi_
    @lady_lexi_ 4 роки тому +579

    “LaffyTaffy- You laugh extremely loud at the slightest joke.” That’s accurate enough.

    • @CBOYGT
      @CBOYGT 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @jakobbohlender2861
      @jakobbohlender2861 4 роки тому +5

      That's practically me

    • @blossomjihyo
      @blossomjihyo 3 роки тому +2

      oh i love laffy taffy and rhe whole thing is true

    • @sunny607
      @sunny607 3 роки тому +1

      Now I wonder if Luna Lovegood likes laffy taffy? owo

    • @lady_lexi_
      @lady_lexi_ 3 роки тому +2

      - Chocolate Doodles -, fun fact: I have Laffy Taffy at my house right now. I am very happ.

  • @annatumasa1782
    @annatumasa1782 4 роки тому +227

    "Kit-Kat"
    "You have a cat."
    Me: **sweats nervously**

  • @Jasper_fizzarolifan
    @Jasper_fizzarolifan Рік тому +2

    POV me:* eating M&Ms, while watching the video* “ what’s my favorite candy?”

  • @JennaDarvilleSlayz
    @JennaDarvilleSlayz Рік тому +3

    "If you like Swedish fish You are swedish."
    Jokes on you
    I am a fish

    • @Tsubasa_333
      @Tsubasa_333 3 місяці тому

      Fish in these days are smart

  • @birdyghostly
    @birdyghostly 3 роки тому +779

    I’m offended that you didn’t mention Milkyways, because I want to flaunt that I’m
    *”Out of this world”*

  • @mopishcobra6
    @mopishcobra6 4 роки тому +314

    "Who actually likes the orange and yellow ones?"
    *clutches heart*

  • @CloudiMini
    @CloudiMini Місяць тому +2

    This dude was my childhood

  • @muntahahamid9063
    @muntahahamid9063 Рік тому

    Man just said my whole entire childhood in a sentence

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 4 роки тому +362

    Sour Patch Kids: “You’re really annoying”
    ... hurtful but you’re not wrong

    • @pizzapeasant6419
      @pizzapeasant6419 4 роки тому +1

      I think my big bro can relate; he loves Sour Patch Kids and he is really annoying on purpose

    • @zo9690
      @zo9690 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @gusthegrinch
      @gusthegrinch 4 роки тому

      you're not wrong i am annoying and a kid

    • @updog1785
      @updog1785 4 роки тому

      It's also funny that a lot of the people in my class love sour patch kids

    • @AetharWolf
      @AetharWolf 3 роки тому +1

      I was just like
      "Bro I just like sour candys"

  • @FyFanNollan
    @FyFanNollan 4 роки тому +134

    "BEFORE I START ROASTING YOU"
    They actually made my grandma smile. Should I really say he roasted us? He literally made her day

    • @xoxo8271
      @xoxo8271 4 роки тому +2

      FyFanNollan oh my goodness 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

    • @twigmoon4026
      @twigmoon4026 4 роки тому +2

      I am crazy look throw the rest of the comments and replies I tYpE lIkE tHiS (I am actually a little crazy not that CrAzY

    • @laviniashine376
      @laviniashine376 4 роки тому +3

      𝓐𝔀𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝓬𝓾𝓽𝖊 ♥︎♥︎

  • @DemonWolfLov45
    @DemonWolfLov45 Рік тому +1

    I probably should feel insulted by the sour patch kids ones, but it's so true

  • @jacbell34
    @jacbell34 6 місяців тому +1

    “If you don’t like candy corn than get out of my life”
    Me: how can I get out of something that doesn’t exist

  • @splattim3180
    @splattim3180 4 роки тому +403

    MVPerry: *BEFORE I START ROASTING YOU*
    Me: Damn

    • @twigmoon4026
      @twigmoon4026 4 роки тому

      Meh: gets in to crazy mode Hi sTrAnGeR i DiE nOw

  • @ajayskuni
    @ajayskuni 4 роки тому +248

    I don’t like any of these candies..
    *because I never get them*

  • @shaylamendoza
    @shaylamendoza Рік тому

    “You always respond with that’s how I roll”
    me who never heard that phrase in my entire life: Nice

  • @user-ld7sr9tm4e
    @user-ld7sr9tm4e 10 місяців тому +1

    This just makes me want to Trick-or-treat again 😅

  • @alejandroc.a.5960
    @alejandroc.a.5960 4 роки тому +409

    More like
    “Jawbreaker”
    “Ed, Edd and Eddy is your favorite cartoon”.

  • @user-so9bk4sg6z
    @user-so9bk4sg6z 4 роки тому +458

    *M&M’s: “you have a crush on the green one”*
    Me: *sorry the red has my heart*

    • @user-so9bk4sg6z
      @user-so9bk4sg6z 4 роки тому +3

      * gamingwithsasha * :3 c:

    • @xoxo8271
      @xoxo8271 4 роки тому +5

      The red M&M will always be the waifu type UwU 👌🏾

    • @xoxo8271
      @xoxo8271 4 роки тому +3

      The red M&M will always be the waifu type UwU 👌🏾

    • @user-so9bk4sg6z
      @user-so9bk4sg6z 4 роки тому +2

      xo𝒮𝒶𝒹𝓎xo c:

    • @user-so9bk4sg6z
      @user-so9bk4sg6z 4 роки тому +1

      xo𝒮𝒶𝒹𝓎xo omg your channel is so cute!!!

  • @squashednuggofficial
    @squashednuggofficial Рік тому +1

    "You have a crush on the green one."
    *"what the hell"*

  • @YaBoiDave14
    @YaBoiDave14 2 місяці тому +1

    “You have a crush on the green one” HOW DOES HE KNOW!?😳🤯🤯😳😳😳🤯

  • @oddrottenmilk1587
    @oddrottenmilk1587 4 роки тому +354

    “Reese’s peanut butter cups: You want to eat peanut butter..in a cup”
    *well no kidding*

    • @terrry9709
      @terrry9709 4 роки тому +15

      OddRottenMilk yeah thats what i thought, most of these are either super obvious or just stupid

    • @lloyd4767
      @lloyd4767 4 роки тому

      @Trash Animations NO YOU

    • @julianvermeer5349
      @julianvermeer5349 4 роки тому

      @@lloyd4767 *NO YOU*

    • @elkity3191
      @elkity3191 4 роки тому

      @@julianvermeer5349 NO YOU

    • @shiftysoffline
      @shiftysoffline 4 роки тому

      OddRottenMilk well, *YEAH.*

  • @esfjazzy7904
    @esfjazzy7904 4 роки тому +323

    Him: “Starburst: You only like the pink and red ones”
    Duuuuuuuuuudddeeeee! How’d ya know?!

  • @imakeoffensivememes
    @imakeoffensivememes Рік тому

    "You open the toy and never play with it again."
    OMG SO RELATABLE😭😭

  • @Micah-fq3bj
    @Micah-fq3bj 8 місяців тому +1

    "you have a cat"
    Me: i don't have *a* cat, i have *5 cats.*

  • @sakurauchiha2
    @sakurauchiha2 4 роки тому +453

    “You have a crush on the green one”
    “ *what the hell* ”

  • @uhoh5308
    @uhoh5308 4 роки тому +214

    “Skittles”
    You like dumping a whole bag into your mouth,only to have to spit it all out
    Me: *choking on skittles*

    • @twigmoon4026
      @twigmoon4026 4 роки тому +5

      Oh God are you ok?

    • @emmybleepbloop
      @emmybleepbloop 4 роки тому +4

      Explains your profile picture

    • @jimkumajas8697
      @jimkumajas8697 4 роки тому +6

      Me: **peacfully chewing on one Skittle because I don't want them getting stuck in my teeth** are you ok dude?

    • @uhoh5308
      @uhoh5308 4 роки тому +3

      Jim Kumajas me: *still choking on skittles*

    • @jimkumajas8697
      @jimkumajas8697 4 роки тому +2

      Steven :3
      Go see a doctor man--
      *Think ya got the Skittles*

  • @KennedyPritchard-cu1hu
    @KennedyPritchard-cu1hu 8 місяців тому

    When he said "You wanna eat peanut butter in a cup" it reminded me of that one kidz bop song lol 😂

  • @Vanilla_Cake
    @Vanilla_Cake 5 місяців тому

    It's fun to watch it without knowing more than half of these sweets lmao

  • @trollerman3132
    @trollerman3132 4 роки тому +88

    1990 : in 2019 we’ll have flying cars
    2019 : Roasting people about what their favorite chocolate tells them about themselves

    • @doinyourdad_6969
      @doinyourdad_6969 4 роки тому

      but no seriously ppl r really making flying cars tho. Looks madd dope

    • @sapphirestudios4518
      @sapphirestudios4518 4 роки тому

      This is a dead meme, also how many times will we repeat it? How much times?

  • @basiccontent3693
    @basiccontent3693 4 роки тому +83

    Smarties:
    You like crushing them into little bits and then snorting them.

    • @jmn3598
      @jmn3598 4 роки тому +4

      I'm going to do that right now

    • @Finnishere
      @Finnishere 4 роки тому +5

      I gave one of the kids in my class a few smarties. Right before class ended I walked by his desk and there was powered on his nose and desk.

    • @rikuotaku3807
      @rikuotaku3807 4 роки тому +1

      Kids inspired by rappers

    • @dreadedly
      @dreadedly 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
      @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 4 роки тому

      Fun story: My friend was left unattended and she found a packet of Smarties, a hammer, and two cards...you can probably tell what happened next; Her nose was bleeding afterward.

  • @cats4everndever
    @cats4everndever Рік тому +12

    YAY I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES CANDY CORN!

  • @ItzEllxe
    @ItzEllxe Рік тому +2

    My fav candy is Sour Patch Kids and when he said Annoying and a kid he’s right 🤭

  • @cringeassgremlin4302
    @cringeassgremlin4302 4 роки тому +243

    Cotton candy: Your favorite candy is cotton that's why all your teeth are rotten

  • @Wavelaster
    @Wavelaster 3 роки тому +211

    “Your swedish”
    Coryxkenshin: Yes, But actually no

    • @mamaflow5463
      @mamaflow5463 3 роки тому

      Seems legit

    • @shxdow3355
      @shxdow3355 3 роки тому +2

      True he half Swedish 100% the shogun

    • @MajiTV_
      @MajiTV_ 3 роки тому +6

      Hello my fellow samari

    • @Tasmim7
      @Tasmim7 3 роки тому

      Made u have 111 LiKeS uWu

    • @thisismomsaccount4081
      @thisismomsaccount4081 3 роки тому

      Funfact:half of the people didn't spell samurai right

  • @Antisleders71827
    @Antisleders71827 8 місяців тому +1

    Man roasted me in the thumbnail

  • @vastlcedits
    @vastlcedits Рік тому

    Th kinder one is way too accurate xd

  • @Dreytiller
    @Dreytiller 4 роки тому +395

    “Smarties”
    Me, a Canadian : those aren’t smarties

    • @yoghurtcat
      @yoghurtcat 4 роки тому +20

      Me a German:Dies sind keine smarties

    • @theo2123
      @theo2123 4 роки тому +20

      Me, an English : How would those ever be classed as smarties

    • @user72629
      @user72629 4 роки тому +12

      Me a German: Panzerwagen

    • @raety2648
      @raety2648 4 роки тому +10

      me, a russian: that fcking bracelets

    • @sweetsweetwhitesong
      @sweetsweetwhitesong 4 роки тому +12

      Me, a Chinese: where are the cat shaped ones

  • @BlahajBeholder
    @BlahajBeholder 3 роки тому +186

    “Toblerone: You’re an adult and like to travel”
    Me stuck in quarantine: Traveling? What is that?

    • @epicevie
      @epicevie 3 роки тому +7

      I know, like, is that something people did in ancient times? Hold on, lemme check my history book...

    • @elephantshrew539
      @elephantshrew539 3 роки тому +1

      I think it is like going... Oh! Going to a place

    • @unknownentity6796
      @unknownentity6796 3 роки тому +2

      @@elephantshrew539 wait that exist???? I thought that was only in fairy tales

    • @minisophia6971
      @minisophia6971 3 роки тому +1

      @@epicevie They must have done it in the 1980’s!

    • @-0cs-982
      @-0cs-982 3 роки тому +1

      @@minisophia6971 Yes! What a genius

  • @-Walmart-Bag-
    @-Walmart-Bag- Рік тому

    The fact I’m eating pop rocks and watching this on the Fourth of July :D

  • @garymaynard3700
    @garymaynard3700 Рік тому +1

    I just proved that there's an In between with hating and loving candy corn

  • @CZORCH
    @CZORCH 4 роки тому +460

    “What your favourite candy says about you!”
    Hersheys: You like Hershey’s.
    Twizzlers: You like Twizzlers.
    Skittles: You like Skittles.
    So on so forth.

  • @CarlosGabriel-qw6mq
    @CarlosGabriel-qw6mq 4 роки тому +268

    “Before I start roasting you”
    Me: wait what

  • @reverendjayneeroberts9613
    @reverendjayneeroberts9613 Рік тому

    I choked on the candy corn 😂

  • @Multi_Fandom_Fangirl278
    @Multi_Fandom_Fangirl278 Рік тому +1

    I actually love candy corn, starburst, and a lot of others I’m gonna give butterscotch a try though

  • @PukiLynx
    @PukiLynx 4 роки тому +379

    MVPerry: "M'Ms. You have a crush on the green one."
    Me: *What the actual hell.*

    • @perry.6523
      @perry.6523 4 роки тому +14

      Have you seen the brown one though??

    • @magical_mofo
      @magical_mofo 4 роки тому +7

      Melody literally green one with glasses

    • @perry.6523
      @perry.6523 4 роки тому +7

      Yes. G l a s s e s. I’m in love

    • @CIKARTS
      @CIKARTS 4 роки тому +5

      I fell in love with the blue one tho ._.

    • @TheAlexiss09
      @TheAlexiss09 4 роки тому +4

      @@CIKARTS o-o

  • @kingofwhitepowder7784
    @kingofwhitepowder7784 4 роки тому +238

    Now no one will know what I said

  • @Dragonfruit_dragons825
    @Dragonfruit_dragons825 Рік тому

    The M&MS one got me I do have a crush on the green one😂

  • @thisiscalledahandle
    @thisiscalledahandle 8 місяців тому

    Swedish fish: you’re a gamer

  • @devyn.
    @devyn. 4 роки тому +239

    Fun fact:
    I once ate 3 pounds of sour patch kids.
    *NEVER.*
    *AGAIN.*
    Oh wow 100 likes thanks lol

    • @j.bbunny7530
      @j.bbunny7530 4 роки тому +7

      I drank 5 carten of school milk
      OH GOODNEES I ALMOST PUKED

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 4 роки тому +4

      i did worse and i ate 5 pounds and i had my entire tounge shed the upper layer the whole upper layer

    • @rewrittenchannel2783
      @rewrittenchannel2783 4 роки тому +4

      I ate 0 pounds of olives
      *AND OH GOD I PUKED*

    • @Mikese_
      @Mikese_ 4 роки тому +2

      I ate 4 chocolate bars and drank literally 5 bottles of Panta

    • @noahleon09
      @noahleon09 4 роки тому +3

      It’s very hard to eat desserts right after you ate fish and vegetables...
      *very hard...*

  • @wholesome.nightmares
    @wholesome.nightmares 4 роки тому +478

    I thought smarties was going to be:
    “You really wish you were smart”
    or
    “You eat smarties before your school test”

    • @Abasedbymygrief
      @Abasedbymygrief 4 роки тому +12

      I was thinking it would be something about acting cool by smoking them

    • @volteh2234
      @volteh2234 4 роки тому +4

      Or “You eat them before your school test and think your gonna be smart,but you fail.”

    • @11th_Endor
      @11th_Endor 4 роки тому +1

      Disappointment 100

    • @pearl8013
      @pearl8013 4 роки тому +4

      We have a different kind of smarties in the UK. It’s kinda like M&M’s, and what it showed on the video is a different type of candy, can’t remember the name

    • @penelopem693
      @penelopem693 4 роки тому

      i thought it would have to do with snorting them

  • @VenusSaori
    @VenusSaori Рік тому

    When you said airheads, I immediately knew what you were going to say😂

  • @doge9456
    @doge9456 Рік тому

    Famous words before death:
    "Maybe I'll try Almond Joy."

  • @KawaiiPandass123
    @KawaiiPandass123 3 роки тому +211

    MVPerry: Hershey’s
    Subtitles: Fur cheese
    Me: Fur cheese sounds delicious

  • @magentamappinganimation9532
    @magentamappinganimation9532 4 роки тому +313

    The thumbnail is wrong
    There isn’t a lollipop to suck

    • @magentamappinganimation9532
      @magentamappinganimation9532 4 роки тому +6

      blaze_ playz
      There isn’t a lollipop IN THE THUMBNAIL

    • @marfybarfy
      @marfybarfy 4 роки тому +5

      blaze_ playz r/wooosh

    • @chikkin_thuggit
      @chikkin_thuggit 4 роки тому +1

      @blaze_ playz r/idontgetthejokesoimgonnamakeeveryonemadfornoreason

    • @Magic_OTC
      @Magic_OTC 4 роки тому +2

      There's something else to suck.

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 4 роки тому

      兔子bunni r/ihavereddit

  • @lucas813
    @lucas813 4 місяці тому

    Five mins and he roasted all of existence 😂

  • @ilovecezer4
    @ilovecezer4 Рік тому +1

    took me a second with the tsundere one

  • @theminecrafter2.048
    @theminecrafter2.048 4 роки тому +294

    “Who likes the orange-
    Me: ME *growls*

  • @sxmmeryll
    @sxmmeryll 4 роки тому +155

    Kitkat: "you have a cat."
    Me: yes i have a *DOG* that acts like a cat.

  • @SophisticatedBean
    @SophisticatedBean 5 місяців тому

    Bro is so accurate with the starburst one 💀💀💀

  • @knucklestheyoutuber4694
    @knucklestheyoutuber4694 9 місяців тому

    yellow and orange starbursts are my fav ones, I don't touch the red or pink ones. My fav candy is almond joy

  • @blanketface8884
    @blanketface8884 4 роки тому +207

    “Your a nerd”
    *puts on sunglasses 😎* Nothin’ wrong with that

    • @xiao4017
      @xiao4017 3 роки тому

      true

    • @Capybarabread
      @Capybarabread 3 роки тому +1

      *you’re 😇 hehe

    • @puffinstar8529
      @puffinstar8529 3 роки тому +5

      @@Capybarabread oH wOw i'M sO qUiRkY i cOrReCtEd sOmEoNe'S gRaMmAr

    • @Capybarabread
      @Capybarabread 3 роки тому +1

      FeroCosplays Shush

    • @puffinstar8529
      @puffinstar8529 3 роки тому +2

      @@Capybarabread oH wOw iM tHe qUiRkIeSt gIrL aLiVe i TeLl pEoPlE tO sHusH hEhE sO qUiRkY

  • @poopee5260
    @poopee5260 4 роки тому +169

    _"If you havent had your daily snickers bar, you make everyone's life hell"_
    *well yes but actually no.*

    • @pokedex3108
      @pokedex3108 4 роки тому +6

      *y e s b u t a c t u a l l y n o*

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 4 роки тому

      Well, no but actually yes. If you’re talking about my own life.

    • @c.shadou1897
      @c.shadou1897 4 роки тому +1

      More like well yes but actually yes

    • @poopee5260
      @poopee5260 4 роки тому +1

      @@c.shadou1897 true-

  • @anranelsaren
    @anranelsaren 6 місяців тому

    Bro roasted entire smarties bloodline.

  • @ThrillsofColdplay
    @ThrillsofColdplay Рік тому +1

    I love the pink and red starbursts

  • @blacksenko
    @blacksenko 4 роки тому +438

    It’ll be better for you say for Pop Rocks
    “You’re a Masochist.”
    Edit: Thanks for the likes my dudes!

    • @kapski_
      @kapski_ 4 роки тому +12

      That’d be warheads.

    • @Yeahimamusicalfan
      @Yeahimamusicalfan 4 роки тому +5

      Kapski For sure

    • @SOURBXMB
      @SOURBXMB 4 роки тому +4

      it'd be funny if it was also "you ship Kirishima and Bakugo"

    • @OogaBooga289
      @OogaBooga289 4 роки тому

      Ah yes indeed

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 4 роки тому

      @@SOURBXMB i saw that in a comment already but good idea

  • @zarico6157
    @zarico6157 4 роки тому +384

    *Toblerone*
    “You’re an adult who likes traveling*
    _Well yes, but actually no-_

    • @jrozzzz
      @jrozzzz 4 роки тому +4

      Poppet Pebbles my dad likes travelling which means his favourite candy is Toblerone

    • @meowKY1
      @meowKY1 4 роки тому +2

      Poppet Pebbles You said no and yes because your not an aldult and you like traveling for the yes

    • @illegalmusik3250
      @illegalmusik3250 4 роки тому +2

      my dad always goes to france and and always brings back toblerone like this halloween he gave toblerones out

    • @alexk2352
      @alexk2352 4 роки тому +1

      My dad

    • @offbrand_turntech9865
      @offbrand_turntech9865 4 роки тому +2

      No, I just read homestuck....

  • @fay682
    @fay682 9 місяців тому

    Oh boy you've gone to far. Crush green m&m 😂😂

  • @ericswanson5379
    @ericswanson5379 5 місяців тому +1

    If twix bars is not your favorite candy, I don't know if you're human

  • @kazuichisoda2026
    @kazuichisoda2026 4 роки тому +116

    "You only like the red and pink ones"
    Me only liking the orange and yellow: *sure*

    • @twilightprincess3886
      @twilightprincess3886 4 роки тому +1

      I like all but the red ones

    • @meganhalder7686
      @meganhalder7686 4 роки тому

      Odessia lolol frfr, those are the only ones i eat

    • @ivoryailes2098
      @ivoryailes2098 4 роки тому

      @@twilightprincess3886 i love all but the orange ones :p

    • @_sky_1894
      @_sky_1894 4 роки тому +1

      I hate the pink ones. I greed them in to my sister for her orange ones because they are her favorite.

    • @_sky_1894
      @_sky_1894 4 роки тому +1

      *give

  • @sandylimon197
    @sandylimon197 4 роки тому +260

    M&M's: you have a crush on the green one. What the hell?
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @kazeryu17
    @kazeryu17 7 місяців тому

    When I was in high school, you were the coolest kid in the library if you brought pocky.(my high schools library had a large manga collection and subscriptions to Shonen Jump and Shojo Beat.)

  • @HammyV
    @HammyV Рік тому

    He got sour patch kids accurate 😂😂😂😂

  • @samariliw.7795
    @samariliw.7795 4 роки тому +101

    Me: I like kitkats
    *kitkat comes up*
    "You have a cat"
    Me: But im allergic to-

    • @ScratchProNL
      @ScratchProNL 4 роки тому +2

      Same lol

    • @littlelilly_2420
      @littlelilly_2420 4 роки тому +3

      I'm allergic to cats too but I like Kit-Kats they are very good

    • @marlixx2649
      @marlixx2649 4 роки тому +2

      Sameee

    • @kawaiikitty-ng4xr
      @kawaiikitty-ng4xr 4 роки тому +1

      Same but I have like 7 cats (real cats) and yes I love kit Kats

    • @gghostified
      @gghostified 4 роки тому

      i dont have a cat, i have a dog

  • @valkyrierain313
    @valkyrierain313 4 роки тому +100

    "3 musketeers"
    "Not gonna lie. You're kinda boring."
    *Immediately regrets life choices*

  • @Honeypuppyofficial
    @Honeypuppyofficial Рік тому +1

    My favourite candy is a KitKat, but I don’t have a cat 😂

  • @Thebananaqueen
    @Thebananaqueen 8 місяців тому

    As a skittle fan, I confirm this. Once I eat a yellow starburst and I LITERALLY felt like puking.

  • @roc5829
    @roc5829 4 роки тому +89

    "You laughh extremely loud at even the slightest joke"
    Me: *laughs*

  • @cryptical1210
    @cryptical1210 3 роки тому +138

    3 Musketeers
    "Not gonna lie...
    You are kinda boring."
    Me: *W h y*

    • @AetharWolf
      @AetharWolf 3 роки тому

      Because its a boring candy bar.
      I'd rather have literally any other candy bar.

    • @user-td2vk3jf2x
      @user-td2vk3jf2x 3 роки тому +1

      Frostile Studios even a tootsie roll?

    • @AetharWolf
      @AetharWolf 3 роки тому

      @@user-td2vk3jf2x Yes actually.

    • @Kloudmeister
      @Kloudmeister 3 роки тому

      @@AetharWolf Same

    • @victorramirez3411
      @victorramirez3411 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-td2vk3jf2x tootsie rolls are lit. Usually their reputation makes most people think they are bad, but my band director gives us em after class and they are AMAZING

  • @thedubas2677
    @thedubas2677 Рік тому +1

    POV: you have a lot of favorite candies

  • @Ddawg-nu8re
    @Ddawg-nu8re Місяць тому

    keep posting you're going great places

  • @meritlizard8250
    @meritlizard8250 4 роки тому +82

    "You laugh extremely loud at even the slightest joke."
    me: W H E E Z E

  • @splattim3180
    @splattim3180 4 роки тому +116

    Perry's steps to becoming a successful entrepreneur:
    Step 1: there's a waifu of the company
    Step 2: Profit

  • @SpoopsAHoy
    @SpoopsAHoy 9 місяців тому

    Coffee Crisp: "You have a caffeine addiction."
    Me: Yup, I'm a coffee snob who's faking being a coffee snob.