Sukuna vs Yujiro Hanma is Insane

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  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 2 місяці тому +1669

    "By contracting his muscles, the Ogre reattached his body back as if he was never cut in the first place"
    -Baki narrator probably

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 місяці тому +141

      You know i could see him actually grabbing whatever part was cut off and slamming it back into place and his imaginary sinew technique derived from the imaginary food would actually reattach it.

    • @happynugget2129
      @happynugget2129 2 місяці тому +50

      I imagine yujiro just pushing the top of his head back on like mahoraga did when he adapted to sukunas attacks

    • @Burst644
      @Burst644 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@happynugget2129LOL that would be funny asg

  • @_-Bane-_Main
    @_-Bane-_Main 2 місяці тому +2752

    Sukuna is immediately done for if we include the Baki Narrator spouting some nonsense about “Cursed energy is all too familiar to The Ogre” or something.

    • @TheSaladBar
      @TheSaladBar  2 місяці тому +1289

      “As The Ogre faced Sukuna, he came to realize something. In a sense, strength is a curse. As the strongest being alive, The Ogre was the strongest Curse by extension. Therefore, his reserves of Cursed Energy were unfathomable, even to the supposed King of Curses. After all, what is a king to a god? The Ogre - The God of Curses.”

    • @redguh
      @redguh 2 місяці тому +433

      @@TheSaladBar I feel like the Baki narrator would say shit like that

    • @zayy4440
      @zayy4440 2 місяці тому +203

      ​@@TheSaladBar "the god of curses behind satoru gojo of course"

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +107

      ​@@redguhthe ogre has been using domain expansion all this time which causes everyone to cover in fear beneath him the only one in history to have a open domain activated for decades as the king of curses realize a impossible and unfathomable task

    • @redguh
      @redguh 2 місяці тому +48

      @@gameuniverse5973 His domain is to negate the power of PP-Training and Imagination.

  • @LilOziVert
    @LilOziVert 2 місяці тому +2323

    Yujiro can mitigate the damage of malevolent shrine by twisting his left nipple by 45 degree

    • @AndileNcube-fs7sh
      @AndileNcube-fs7sh 2 місяці тому +47

      @@LilOziVert jesus🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fakeassassin6676
      @fakeassassin6676 2 місяці тому +304

      @@LilOziVert To amend this, Sukuna used a binding vow in which he wouldn't be able to eat a single raisin at 12 am on a Monday of every September for 10 years.

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +138

      ​@@fakeassassin6676yujiro by stretching his muscles the right way while using imagination to make him have more muscles on everything makes it that a binding vow gets negated

    • @1Heph
      @1Heph 2 місяці тому +13

      @@gameuniverse5973next level cope

    • @Ozthebestdog
      @Ozthebestdog 2 місяці тому +81

      @@1Heph its a joke man both series have i credible asspulls

  • @monkeywithgun3161
    @monkeywithgun3161 2 місяці тому +671

    "Some random monk taught me how to use Cursed Energy a couple of years back. I thought it was just a whole bunch of nonsense and never could find a use for it until now."

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +133

      @@monkeywithgun3161 yujiro:"honestly I think cursed energy is for losers who need to rely on this supernatural force to be strong after I learn domain expansion in two minutes and hit fifty black flashes in ten seconds with using cursed energy for the first time I decided that I will be strong because of myself not this mumbo jumbo magic stuff"

    • @EarlySunrise
      @EarlySunrise 2 місяці тому +14

      @@gameuniverse5973 hahaha the 50 black flashes insane

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +18

      @@EarlySunrise What's insane is the 10 seconds, clearly Yujiro is able to strike hundreds of times in a second, the only reason he stopped at 50 is because he felt like it.

  • @Mr._Galaxywide
    @Mr._Galaxywide 2 місяці тому +1225

    Sukuna: Ah yes my anti-Hanma technique I haven't used this since the Hein era.
    Yujiro: Ah yes my anti-Sukuna technique that I learned from Tibetan monks in the mountains and improved and perfected it in 2 seconds after seeing it.

    • @reke9942
      @reke9942 2 місяці тому +19

      @@Mr._Galaxywide hahahaha

    • @corbis7765
      @corbis7765 2 місяці тому +128

      @@Mr._Galaxywide yujiro: But I am not going to use it , it’s not my style

    • @Sirdagger-v
      @Sirdagger-v 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Mr._Galaxywide this joke isn't even that funny it's just brain rot

    • @Mr._Galaxywide
      @Mr._Galaxywide 2 місяці тому +44

      @@Sirdagger-v yea its not like "lobotomy Kaisen" and "Baki logic" have ever been know for brain rot memes...

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +9

      @@Sirdagger-v Funny is subjective, wonder why so many people think they have the authority on what's funny or not?
      Could just be that the internet as a whole is an echo chamber where more egotistical people are more likely to respond to things.

  • @spinoirrex2433
    @spinoirrex2433 2 місяці тому +2033

    The narrator would gaslight us into thinking what they do can be done IRL

    • @dogo523
      @dogo523 2 місяці тому +207

      Gona hire an experienced sky diver to explain that you can kinda sometimes land where you want to from a high fall if you aim yourself well enough
      Just for yujiro to jump off a skyscraper into a car with zero injury and say the car cushioned the fall

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 2 місяці тому +23

      @@dogo523 😭☠️

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 місяці тому +62

      "Here is a picture of Muhammad Ali. "

    • @zartexkrontaculys1097
      @zartexkrontaculys1097 Місяць тому +6

      You could probably do the things yujiro does but most definitely not sakuna since cursed energy isn't capable of existing in our reality

    • @jezze2293
      @jezze2293 Місяць тому +15

      @@zartexkrontaculys1097 have you watched baki

  • @AnimeWeebo45
    @AnimeWeebo45 2 місяці тому +1315

    Forget Yujiro vs Sukuna. WHICH NARRATORS BULLSHIT GASLIGHTING WILL OVERCOME THE OTHER?!?!?

    • @Sayonara_Sumi
      @Sayonara_Sumi 2 місяці тому +96

      @@AnimeWeebo45 it comes down to Keisuke Itagaki vs Gege Akutami

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 місяці тому +146

      @@Sayonara_Sumi Gege's cooked in this particular fight then. Yujiro alone is the glazed one.

    • @Sayonara_Sumi
      @Sayonara_Sumi 2 місяці тому +81

      @@if7723 throughout manga and comics, he alone is the glazed one

    • @Somebody-dl8og
      @Somebody-dl8og 2 місяці тому +17

      ​@@Sayonara_Sumi we can just put them in a ring and let them fight

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 2 місяці тому +49

      The Baki narrator has been at the glazing game way longer. He got this one.

  • @KarmaAnims
    @KarmaAnims 2 місяці тому +673

    Baki narrator: Yujiro is unaffected by the world cutting slash because he is not a world

    • @eloy8449
      @eloy8449 2 місяці тому +136

      Nah it would be like this
      Baki narrator: "yujiro hanma isn't affected because during this very own fight he realised he isn't the world strongest creature, he is the strongest being, he is so above everything that the world itself acknowledged yujiro as stronger that itself therefore he inmune to the world cutting slash"

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +30

      "Yujiro is unaffected by the world cutting slash because he is actually an entire universe"

    • @NotGaster
      @NotGaster Місяць тому +1

      Nahh, its cuz hes in a whole other of its own

    • @Dio-f9t
      @Dio-f9t Місяць тому +8

      a world? THE WORLD, STOP THE VERY FLOW OF TIME!!

    • @Raidenduck
      @Raidenduck Місяць тому +1

      This might be one of the best comments I’ve ever read lmao

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 2 місяці тому +1031

    Who would win the JJK narrator or the Baki narrator

    • @reicherwallace6774
      @reicherwallace6774 2 місяці тому +231

      That Baki narrator be spitting too many fun facts about what's happening. 😂

    • @marcolucke7143
      @marcolucke7143 2 місяці тому +125

      Baki narrator slams bro😂

    • @naterbot7571
      @naterbot7571 2 місяці тому +86

      jjk narrator would be glazing sukuna but he saying "aside from satoru gojo, of course"

    • @FenVT
      @FenVT 2 місяці тому +54

      The narrator with most glazing of history V.S The narrator with most glazing of today

    • @Mikana-
      @Mikana- 2 місяці тому +9

      Their both the same narrator in english dub

  • @Spedestboy
    @Spedestboy 2 місяці тому +590

    I feel like Yujiro would cartoonishly dig 50 meters into the ground to avoid Sukuna’s domain. I’d also believe that Yujiro would get a flashback of a Monk in Malaysia teaching him cursed energy making Yujiro land a Black Flash

    • @dustyoldrowe
      @dustyoldrowe 2 місяці тому +22

      @@Spedestboy isn't the range of the Domain 200 meters to all directions?

    • @Spedestboy
      @Spedestboy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dustyoldroweok

    • @Spedestboy
      @Spedestboy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dustyoldrowe i didn’t know

    • @turanksu4033
      @turanksu4033 2 місяці тому +31

      ​@@Spedestboy sukuna during the fight against gojo says that he planned on closing his domain to make gojo unable to escape once he wore him down enough
      he didnt end up doing this but he can
      i think yujiro would counter sukuna using a closed domain by punching the barrier before it can engulf him and immediately canceling malevolent shrine
      and like you said he probably could dig 200 meters to escape the open domain

    • @JoséErnesto-c4w
      @JoséErnesto-c4w 2 місяці тому

      Awsome video man 👍❤

  • @ghshady3497
    @ghshady3497 2 місяці тому +293

    "Malevolent shrine? That's a technique for cowards. Anyone could do it."

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +62

      "But I'll do it just this once, and I will never do it again.. Domain expansion.."

    • @Lyheroes
      @Lyheroes Місяць тому +15

      ​@@happyguy1341"Malevelont Shrine.."

    • @samueljetstreamrodrigues1864
      @samueljetstreamrodrigues1864 26 днів тому +1

      @@Lyheroes nah he pulls out
      "I learnt cursed energy from Tibetan monks 10 years ago, I had no use for it up until now. So bear witness, Domain Expansion -All encompassing shadow of the primordial "

  • @Agent-57
    @Agent-57 2 місяці тому +377

    "As Sukuna sent a world cutting slash towards Yuujiro Hanma, he sensed that the slash could cut him. But the ogre deflected the slash by swiping his hand towards the slash at a 27.675 Degree angle. Such heavy force created a slight shift in the gravitation field, bending space and thus changing path of the slash."
    - Baki narrator.

    • @Where_da_cheese_at
      @Where_da_cheese_at 2 місяці тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @betergrif9504
      @betergrif9504 2 місяці тому +33

      WAIT... THIS WRITING IS FIRE???

    • @kickless7776
      @kickless7776 2 місяці тому +7

      WORD! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому

      I get it's a joke but I just wanted to say this wouldn't work as gravity is just space bending and the slash cuts through space, although Yujiro would 100% figure out a way to deflect it

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 Місяць тому +6

      @@MUIDYLANICE Imagine you are running a scissor through a fabric and someone ripples it. Your scissor's path won't change but the fabric's location will.

  • @AshBlossomWorshiper
    @AshBlossomWorshiper 2 місяці тому +329

    Wow. The Baki Narrator didnt even have to get involved

    • @sabinarobertolongo4289
      @sabinarobertolongo4289 Місяць тому +9

      @@AshBlossomWorshiper That would be overkill. The Baki Narrator could probably convince me easily that Yujiro vs the Rumbling ends up with Yujiro becaming a giant and soloing because "He is the strongest, the apex predator of the whole existance. So its only normal for him to change his form when a new prey appears" type sh*t

  • @AzureDrown
    @AzureDrown Місяць тому +123

    Sukuna watching Yujiro tense every muscle in his body and nullify his domain:

    • @AzureDrown
      @AzureDrown Місяць тому +12

      Sukuna watching Yujiro copy his cursed technique after seeing it once:

    • @ikeabrandlamp296
      @ikeabrandlamp296 Місяць тому +2

      typa guy to do a lat pose and the slashes reflect off of him

  • @TheBitingBat
    @TheBitingBat 2 місяці тому +414

    Yujiro would flex so hard that it breaks sukunas soul back into 20 fingers. He breaks out of malevolent shrine with the power of imagination

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 2 місяці тому +76

      People talk a lot about Yujiro’s power of imagination, but I don’t think Yujiro even *has* the power of imagination. He’s never actually demonstrated it.
      What he *has* demonstrated is the ability to look at the power of imagination and say “That shit ain’t real”, like he did vs Musashi.
      So what I’m saying is that Yujiro simply says that Malevolent Shrine does not exist. And then he walks away.

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@firetarrasque4667dint yujiro interact with the imagination food tho

    • @thosebloodybadgers8499
      @thosebloodybadgers8499 2 місяці тому +38

      @@gameuniverse5973 But it was against the Strongest Imagination in the World, Baki forced him into the imaginary kitchen through pure Hanma privilege

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 2 місяці тому +29

      @@gameuniverse5973 Yeah, but that was why he lost.
      Yujiro’s whole *deal* is he’s so strong that he can basically define what reality is. If Yujiro points at a cat and says “That’s a dog”, you just have to accept that it’s a dog - Otherwise, Yujiro will simply beat the shit out of you.
      That’s why Yujiro said that Baki’s power of imagination was dumb when he first heard about it, why he could no-sell Musashi’s attacks, and why the only animal style he ever used was “Yujiro Hanma Style”. Yujiro doesn’t need to imagine, because he’s so powerful that he doesn’t need to want anything - He can just *do.*
      When Yujiro accepted the imaginary food as real, he let Baki impose a different reality onto him. And Yujiro counted that as a loss.

    • @totallyregulargiorno
      @totallyregulargiorno 2 місяці тому +2

      "To amend this, Sukuna undertook a binding vow"

  • @HarrisonM-i5y
    @HarrisonM-i5y 2 місяці тому +201

    If sukana starts losing he'll make a bonding vow never to scratch his right ball with his third arm on 7:43 on a Sunday night.

    • @Freaky-Raine
      @Freaky-Raine Місяць тому +24

      Or he cant use Uraume during NNN

    • @unrecognizably
      @unrecognizably Місяць тому +5

      and then yujiro would just move his head a little to the left so he can shatter the binding vow and remember his anti sukuna technique he learned from the all father a couple years back 😂

    • @jir_ah.
      @jir_ah. Місяць тому +4

      @@unrecognizably Then Sukuna makes another binding vow to not allow Baki's Narrator to spread some BS then the WCS hits, but while this was happening, Yujiro learned how to seperate his body

  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 2 місяці тому +81

    The narrator calmly explains that Yujiro doesn’t believe in Cursed Energy and that, through his powerful disbelief, all negative emotion is nullified on contact.

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 2 місяці тому +13

      Then Sukuna says: Ah the anti-non-believer technique that I don't use since Heain Era

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +7

      @@cotocoyerakson8195 Then Yujiro would realize the power of sorcery, instantly use the power of imagination to have infinite negative emotion and so infinite cursed energy, hit Sukuna with the exact number of all the blackflashes in history before he started his combination, create 10 seperate domain expansions each with separate conditions and binding vows supporting eachother making the attack impossible to stop, before telling Sukuna this magic mumbo-jumbo is for losers, and that if he wants real strength he needs to start being a man.
      He then would touch Sukuna in his no no square to create a strong future opponent, since Sukuna is female in Yujiro's eyes, before leaving to get milk.

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 Місяць тому +1

      @@MUIDYLANICE Sukuna: Oh, hiw could I forget? The technique anti-Black Flash and bad writing that I don't use since Heian Era.

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 Місяць тому +1

      @MUIDYLANICE It would be a battle between who is more poorly written

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +2

      @@cotocoyerakson8195 Nah the asspulls may pull away from Sukuna's characters but Yujiro isn't special in the Baki verse by that regard, it's an integral part of the story the fact that everyone is growing and learning new things constantly so people change as fighters just as often.

  • @cloudtender8813
    @cloudtender8813 2 місяці тому +68

    Sukuna in a desperate attempt to win uses World dismantle on Yujiro hanma. Just then, The Ogre clapped his hands together so hard it caused an Earthquake in the very fabric of space, Causing the World dismantle to be, Dismantled.

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd 2 місяці тому +311

    Screw the most glazed attanganist. I wanna see:
    The strongest glazer of history (baki narrator)
    VS the strongest glazer of today (gege)

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +10

      Nah the narrator of JJK fell of, as Gege needed to start using actual characters to glaze his own story telling

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@MUIDYLANICE "Every head must bow, every tongue must confess, this is the greatest glaze of all time".

    • @yeahah3617
      @yeahah3617 Місяць тому +4

      Baki narrator solos any narrator in fiction bri, his gaslighting is unmatched

  • @tigretam9106
    @tigretam9106 2 місяці тому +67

    if higuruma figured out domain amplification on the fly by seeing it from kusakabe, then yujiro looking at sukuna would develop 4 cursed techniques, simple domain, domain aplification, falling petals motion and 2 domain expantions

    • @the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44
      @the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44 Місяць тому +1

      HAHAHAHHAHA

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +6

      And he would use them all at the same time with different binding vows on each making them support eachother in such a way it's impossible to break down.

    • @rajashreemarar2184
      @rajashreemarar2184 Місяць тому

      Nah bro got that double domain expansion

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Місяць тому

      And black flash at will

    • @flamincheetose
      @flamincheetose 5 днів тому

      Expansion*

  • @LilOziVert
    @LilOziVert 2 місяці тому +164

    Yujiro can bust out malevolent shrine but doesn’t do it bc it’s for losers 💀🙏

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +34

      Yujiro:cutting is for losers who don't have any confidence with their fists alone
      something yujiro will say

    • @jdenss4755
      @jdenss4755 Місяць тому

      real😭

  • @WevibinnN
    @WevibinnN 2 місяці тому +398

    Watch yujiro casually grabbing a dismantle and throwing it back

    • @trykesorianovillamil1196
      @trykesorianovillamil1196 2 місяці тому +91

      Most normal Baki move

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +20

      He just parry it with it going back to sukuna

    • @ACE234G5I6
      @ACE234G5I6 2 місяці тому +20

      Is Yujiro grabbing the dismantle, then throwing the dismantle back? Or is Yujiro grabbing a dismantle, then throwing it back if you know?

    • @Cheez321
      @Cheez321 2 місяці тому +10

      @@ACE234G5I6 both, both is good.

    • @WevibinnN
      @WevibinnN 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ACE234G5I6 both is appropriate

  • @kelast203
    @kelast203 Місяць тому +31

    "Ah yes, my anti-cursed energy technique. I used this last week."
    -Yujiro "Ogre" Hanma

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 Місяць тому +1

      He learned it with a monk in the mountains when he went to vietnam

  • @darealgooba
    @darealgooba 2 місяці тому +28

    This isnt a fight to see whos the strongest between Sukuna and Yujiro, its a fight between the authors to see who can bring out the most asspulls.

  • @criticalunder8793
    @criticalunder8793 2 місяці тому +146

    Reinforcing the argument on the video that he would see sukuna's slashes, let's not forget that characters like Baki can dodge Muzashi's literal imaginary attacks by instincts alone, so he would definitely see sukuna's slashes.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +7

      He wouldn't even need to dodge the regular slashes, Yujiro's attack potency could even be significantly lower than Sukuna's but the fact that everything he does is through his physical body means it's WAY more concentrated than anything we've seen Sukuna produce.

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 Місяць тому

      Yujiro would clapp hes cheeks so hard that the dismantles just fly out of path, and the narrator would proceed to explain how its possible

  • @Ferch0nes
    @Ferch0nes 2 місяці тому +202

    Any kind of verse equalization with Yujiro tends to end in a stomp 😂

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 2 місяці тому +92

      I'm pretty sure by baki logic he'd proceed to combo Sukuna out with about 30 black flashes in a row, just because he could.

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 2 місяці тому +8

      What is Yujiro doing to yog-sothoth?

    • @trykesorianovillamil1196
      @trykesorianovillamil1196 2 місяці тому +20

      Once yujiro fight a similar monster to yog-sothoth and counter every move he has 💀💀

    • @dickername1234
      @dickername1234 2 місяці тому +43

      @@sethb3090 He would flex that he is able to do Black flashes and then continues to not use them

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@@sethb3090yujiro copies sukuna malevolent shrine but won't use it since he thinks cutting is for babies

  • @RobLucci3
    @RobLucci3 Місяць тому +32

    Yujiro spins Mahoraga's wheel backwards and deadapts him

  • @someonwhocares7030
    @someonwhocares7030 Місяць тому +24

    Man it would take multiple episodes for the fight with 90% of all the fights being the narrators hiring up their mans

  • @UniversalS757
    @UniversalS757 2 місяці тому +130

    im glad you clear up the fact that cleave isn't actually damage negation and that world dismantle isn't infinite speed.

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +11

      Who the heck though cleave was damage negation mahogora head would have been fully cut off

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 2 місяці тому +11

      @@gameuniverse5973 A lot of people think that cleave can cut anything.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому +2

      @@Agent-57 Well to be fair it probably could, but that's just because Sukuna has enough ennergy, not because it's durability negation.

  • @Kaioken_Daddy
    @Kaioken_Daddy 2 місяці тому +77

    Yujiro no diffs if he can twist his left butt cheek in time

  • @BigMoneyFantastic1738
    @BigMoneyFantastic1738 Місяць тому +13

    Sukuna watching yujiro block his cleave and dismantle with nothing but his fist and says "Rock beats scissors"

  • @Tenoch099
    @Tenoch099 2 місяці тому +38

    Both boutta use their secret techniques that they have never used 💀

  • @banusebian5083
    @banusebian5083 2 місяці тому +74

    "And there he was, yujiro, the strongest man alive. He stood before the froud that dared to take the title of king."
    "By flexing his gut he farted with enough force to propel himself at faster than light speeds towards Sukuna, hitting him with enough momentum to travel into the past and prevent his birth."

    • @pasta_sempa
      @pasta_sempa 2 місяці тому

      @@banusebian5083 🤣🤣🤣

    • @limeangelo6019
      @limeangelo6019 Місяць тому

      ​@@banusebian5083 crazy sentence😭😭😭

    • @jockseethe9300
      @jockseethe9300 Місяць тому +3

      This got me clap laughing like I'm a goddamn seal

    • @banusebian5083
      @banusebian5083 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@jockseethe9300 the power of the narrator is bullshiting anything I want into existence.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому

      @@jockseethe9300 Your pfp made this 10x better

  • @thelgiver5844
    @thelgiver5844 2 місяці тому +51

    I think Sukuna would respect Yujiro for being so strong without any sorcery. Not to mention that his mindset is a lot like his own. I could see them being able to hold a civil conversation and having massive respect for each other.

    • @emberthelitten8980
      @emberthelitten8980 2 місяці тому +18

      A conversation? Nah, they'd let their hands do the talking lmao

    • @extraaccount4852
      @extraaccount4852 2 місяці тому +11

      Well tbh he did seem to respect maki, so there's your proof

    • @istoleyourtv7823
      @istoleyourtv7823 2 місяці тому

      No lol. I don't think you realize that Sukuna atacks and tries to kill anyone he deems as strong. It's completely out of character for him to not kill someone he deems as strong.

    • @Kingjaymes1234
      @Kingjaymes1234 10 днів тому

      And that conversation would be immediately followed by a fight to the death

  • @LBWMG
    @LBWMG 2 місяці тому +42

    Imagine flexing the demon back would activate his domain expansion

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +6

      @@LBWMG nah flexing the demon back causes all domain expansions to immediately break into pieces a advanced version of simple domain that yujiro made by just existing

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 2 місяці тому +47

    Bro, if Yujiro gets a grasp on Cursed Energy, both the Baki and JJK verses are gonna be so cooked.

    • @JG-jz3wh
      @JG-jz3wh 2 місяці тому +1

      😭

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +1

      We can use Higuruma as an example but we gotta buff him 100x.

    • @cereal_yes
      @cereal_yes Місяць тому

      @@jruler93 Not really, since 90% of how good you can be as a jujutsu sorcerer is through already being gifted at your birth. You could be the strongest man alive, but you wouldn't even be a notable sorcerer if you weren't born gifted. That's why only specific people can become sorcerers, and not the average citizen.

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 Місяць тому +1

      @@cereal_yes Dude can already stop earthquakes by punching the ground; he's running through anyone below Special Grade without cursed energy. Even if Yujiro was a mid sorcerer, he's gonna be a powerful threat to anyone.

    • @cereal_yes
      @cereal_yes Місяць тому

      @jruler93 Fair point. He'd still be a menace.

  • @chromefox4
    @chromefox4 2 місяці тому +30

    Sukuna is gonna have a stroke when yujiro uses spams shaori in malevolent shrine to avoid all damage

    • @JG-jz3wh
      @JG-jz3wh 2 місяці тому +4

      Real

    • @drifting_penguin4317
      @drifting_penguin4317 Місяць тому +3

      Gonna relax all the spacial slashes away

    • @JG-jz3wh
      @JG-jz3wh Місяць тому +2

      @@drifting_penguin4317 😎😎😎

  • @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX
    @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX Місяць тому +18

    0:21 freakuna’s stomach 👅

  • @mrcoffee8496
    @mrcoffee8496 13 днів тому +1

    “Ah my (insert thing) from the heian era”
    Vs
    “suddenly. And without warning. He manipulates the very atoms around his finger tips to be hard enough to block sukunas slashes”

  • @locosword3985
    @locosword3985 2 місяці тому +47

    Sukuna: "YOU SEE IT DON'T YOU!? YOU SEE MY SLASHES! YOU OGRE!"
    Sukuna: "You're strong, you made me develop a new technique... THE SLASH THAT CUTS THE OGRE!"
    Yujiro: "I may need the narrator for this one..."

    • @QueenofAgnus
      @QueenofAgnus 2 місяці тому +9

      Then the Narrator comes along to say some shit like "With the flex of his left glute, and the slight movement of his finger to a 70.0009 angle, the Slash That Cuts The Orge became little more than just a backscratcher for Yujiro.'

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +7

      @@QueenofAgnus Or "Flexing his muscles at a very fast speed, he shifted his atoms slightly by 0.0234 centimeters, allowing the slash to pass through the Ogre without harm"

  • @oklord6415
    @oklord6415 Місяць тому +4

    this ain't a fight between the characters, this is the biggest glazing author in history vs the biggest glazing narrator of the modern age

  • @demigod8714
    @demigod8714 2 місяці тому +29

    when you kill a sorcerer without using cursed energy they come back to life as a vengeful spirit, they are basically cursed spirits and impossible to harm without cursed energy or tool

    • @yadafty7671
      @yadafty7671 2 місяці тому +53

      Thats when we find out that yujiros body is so powerful and special that its actually classed as a cursed tool this entire time

    • @extraaccount4852
      @extraaccount4852 2 місяці тому +5

      Yujiro is no less than a cursed creature himself lmao

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +3

      Then Yujiro just uses his soul technique that was mentioned in the video and destroys the spirit.

    • @unrecognizably
      @unrecognizably Місяць тому +1

      these mfs fight real imagination manifestations, a little spirit has nothing on them 😂

    • @TheFatFondler
      @TheFatFondler Місяць тому

      yujiro is gonna drop his pants and show sakuna a real cursed tool🥒

  • @Dr_Coomer170
    @Dr_Coomer170 13 днів тому +1

    The Baki narrator was outglazing the JJK narrator. To amend this, the narrator made a binding vow.

  • @TheMaskedNinja_
    @TheMaskedNinja_ 2 місяці тому +10

    Cursed energy would be insanely overpowered for Yujiro, I am convinced he could black flash on command

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 Місяць тому +5

    See this is the type of JJK content I like. Critical but respectable. I've had my fill of videos where people just assume Gojo can take down Goku or Vegeta because INFINITE (Unironically too. I wish I was joking)

  • @wastedcabbage2741
    @wastedcabbage2741 Місяць тому +4

    "Cursed Energy is for little girls." - Yujiro to Baki probably

  • @diogod2347
    @diogod2347 Місяць тому +3

    JJK fans prob gonna try saving Sukuna by saying "domain", but we all know Yujiro would just clench his cheeks so hard Malevolent Shrine would collapse

  • @professionalairhead5582
    @professionalairhead5582 2 місяці тому +12

    Good video, but one thing you got wrong is that Sukuna can't use world dismantle without hand signs or chants. When he used it against gojo, he made the binding vow that he would be able to fire it instantly without any prep that one time in exchange for having to use hand signs and chants for future uses. This is corroborated by the fact that all of his future uses of world dismantle show him having to use chants and hand signs. Considering how the shinjuku showdown ended for sukuna, it's reasonable to assume that if he could have done a binding vow to undo the earlier binding vow which restricted his world dismantle, he would have.

  • @Kensen_Ackles
    @Kensen_Ackles 20 днів тому +1

    I think if it was power scaled, Yujiro would have either an insane Heavenly Restriction, or a Cursed Technique much like the Six Eyes that lets him perceive absolutely everything around him. I'm tempted to say his technique would even be Mahoraga level adaptation, but he's smart enough to just adapt his strategy without that being a special ability. Domain Expansion would be "Dinner With Son" where he cooks imaginary meals for you with the narrator in the background going off about some wild shit and you're locked into this indefinitely with no actual way to get out.

  • @ElijahSilverman-bj9bx
    @ElijahSilverman-bj9bx Місяць тому +3

    The baki logic would go crazy in this fight it would be funny seeing sukana getting mad at yujiros asspulls

  • @Wirtualek
    @Wirtualek 3 дні тому +1

    if we knew for sure that the spinoff manga of retsu being reincarnated into another world was canon this fight wouldn't even last a second

  • @happyguy1341
    @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +6

    Yujiro Hanma flexes his muscles and aligns his atoms so precisely that the invisible slash passes through his body without harming him.

  • @VolvicWasser
    @VolvicWasser Місяць тому +2

    I think Hujiro Hanma and Sukuna both are geniuses in learning everything. Sukuna just saw Gojo recovering rct by destroying his own brain and Sukuna instantly replicated that.

  • @9ipalvin858
    @9ipalvin858 Місяць тому +3

    Shkuna: It's time to use my anti yujiro technique I haven't used since the hein era
    Yujiro: I actually know the perfect counter to that technique but i thought only babies use it
    Repeat for eternity

  • @TopNotch2041
    @TopNotch2041 2 місяці тому +7

    “I remember learning all cursed techniques a waste of time compared to true strength!”

  • @ishan61
    @ishan61 2 місяці тому +26

    Still waiting for that Rick Sanchez video.

    • @TheSaladBar
      @TheSaladBar  2 місяці тому +14

      Next week

    • @ishan61
      @ishan61 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TheSaladBar 👍🏽

    • @lazarolopez0603
      @lazarolopez0603 2 місяці тому

      @@TheSaladBar A week have passed where is the video?? 🙃
      Nice vid btw jajaj 😅

  • @hydrotherat5181
    @hydrotherat5181 Місяць тому +3

    Sukuna after seeing the random ass ripped guy reform from literal meat cubes because of some random unseen guy talking about how if he gives himself testicular torsion he can use the energy from the untwisting to reform himself:

  • @mik5274
    @mik5274 Місяць тому +3

    stalemate until one of the narrators fall asleep

  • @sabinarobertolongo4289
    @sabinarobertolongo4289 Місяць тому +2

    "Thanks to the power of the Narrator, Yujiro can adapt to Mahoraga adapting to him"

  • @zaclovesschool2273
    @zaclovesschool2273 2 місяці тому +6

    yujiro with cursed energy is a terrifying thought

  • @nothingtoseehere9648
    @nothingtoseehere9648 2 місяці тому +14

    Yujiro would back slap Sukuna so hard that he would literally fly out of Megumi's body from the pressure of the slap and get slingshotted 10ft in the air like a cartoon character 😂

  • @Waltuh_P
    @Waltuh_P Місяць тому +3

    I think sukuna is one of the few characters with higher movement speed than combat speed. He keeps up with gojos movement speed but he gets embarrassed by gojo with pure hands while fighting with agito and mahoraga so a thing to note his his combat speed scales massively below his movement speed.

  • @rattled6732
    @rattled6732 Місяць тому +1

    Yujiro got the Baki narrator as his cursed technique, recontextualizing reality to be always in his favor

  • @maverickg8491
    @maverickg8491 Місяць тому +3

    Yujiro seeing and reacting to Musashis mental slashes should be good evidence towards him perceiving Sukuna’s

  • @legendaryj9689
    @legendaryj9689 Місяць тому +1

    Bro explaining baki magic is crazy

  • @christopherearth9714
    @christopherearth9714 Місяць тому +3

    6:40
    IM SO FUCKING DONE
    HE THOUGHT ABOUT YUJIRO SO HARD
    THE *_NOT. REAL._* YUJIRO MADE AN EARTHQUAKE
    THE FUCK

  • @chash2gamer384
    @chash2gamer384 23 дні тому +1

    Remember back then when a anime character catching a bullet was an impressive feat? Good times 😭😭

  • @coulterbaker4663
    @coulterbaker4663 Місяць тому +4

    Just gonna point out for the sake of argument, only one of these characters is dead.

  • @cairo-araya
    @cairo-araya Місяць тому +2

    Yujiro 3 seconds after learning about the existence of cursed energy : Domain expansion-

  • @sirnutaku7716
    @sirnutaku7716 2 місяці тому +32

    Sukuna: What can you even do you non sorcerer monkey.. no one can defeat me 😈
    Yujiro: *Domain Expansion Demon Back of Terror*

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 місяці тому +12

      Domain expansion:yujiro it does nothing it just yujiro himself is the domain expansion

    • @litwin2288
      @litwin2288 2 місяці тому

      Sukuna turned into Geto for this coment

  • @TheTransTankie
    @TheTransTankie Місяць тому +1

    Oh I totally believe you that Hanma would LOVE sukuna’s second mouth

  • @autisonm
    @autisonm 2 місяці тому +12

    Kinda makes me wanna see a Death Battle animation for this

    • @DhruvchandraChandrq
      @DhruvchandraChandrq 2 місяці тому +2

      me to bro I also want this but I hope death battle won't scale sukuna to planetry or infinite 4d inaccessible speed or yujiro planetry surpassing time and having irrevelent speed I hope death battle won't wank both charracter ,,🤣

  • @Danderson_larson
    @Danderson_larson Місяць тому +1

    "As a blistering world cutting slash was hurled towards yujiros way, with a keen eye, he directly saw through it, able to match the slash with a perfct imitation of its angle, chopping swiftly through space its self, completely redirecting it without a single scratch. Its asif a king, has met his god" - baki commentator

  • @filipe_paixao
    @filipe_paixao 2 місяці тому +29

    Baki characters can make their imagination affect reality + can see & interact with souls...
    So Yujiro could potentially see Cursed energy and learn it...Very Fast 💀

    • @DhruvchandraChandrq
      @DhruvchandraChandrq 2 місяці тому +3

      For real baki character can increase there stats thousand times by imagination like kaku and kat sumi and you yujiro has know every martial arts in the series so he increase his stats 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +8

      Since Cursed energy is from hate and negative emotions, Yujiro straight up makes an entire farm for cursed energy just by exuding his aura. But he'd be like "Nah, I ain't using this" then just obtains heavenly restriction.

    • @filipe_paixao
      @filipe_paixao 2 місяці тому +5

      @@happyguy1341 Yujiro getting cursed energy would be like Ultimate Kars getting Hamon 🤣

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +2

      @@filipe_paixao True😂😂

    • @istoleyourtv7823
      @istoleyourtv7823 2 місяці тому +1

      Curse energy isn't a technique, it's an energy, if a character doesn't have it then they can't use cursed energy based techniques and atacks, and verse equalization doesn't change that. Yujiro would just be a heavenly restriction user.

  • @Minos-Pinos
    @Minos-Pinos Місяць тому +3

    Yujiro after Sukuna throws him a Dismantle: Thats just like my son when he does that imaginary thing
    And then he imaginates himself being immune to dismantle

  • @RealSlendyBoi
    @RealSlendyBoi 2 місяці тому +5

    This could be summarized as: Sukuna vs Toji if he was insane and a predator(I'm not kidding).

  • @sagogaming8881
    @sagogaming8881 Місяць тому +2

    "yujiro learnt a technique by a 1000 year old teacher that can turn his body to freezing temperatures able to counter sukuna's flame arrow" or some shit

  • @ezrapierce1233
    @ezrapierce1233 2 місяці тому +8

    I remember this same post being on R/Jujutsufolk.
    It was fucking hilarious 😂

  • @RedFoxGrappler
    @RedFoxGrappler Місяць тому

    This was exceptionally done. Full disclosure, I’m a mega Baki fan, but this is a very close fight in my opinion and if you had come to the opposite conclusion as you did, I would’ve respected it and understood. That said, I’ve seen few people use Yujiro in these kinds of “What If” battles and so perfectly and completely encapsulate all of his different powers and abilities. Some right things off as inconsistent outliers, some don’t address key abilities he has, but this was very well researched and explained! Also for Sukuna as well, but being that his publications history and fights in his manga as well as his different powers are fewer than Yujiro’s, that’s more expected. Great job, subscribing and looking forward to more content!

  • @Raarya-wc4vc
    @Raarya-wc4vc Місяць тому +5

    the only thing that sets apart yujiro and sukuna is, yujiro isn't a fraud

  • @AggroAJ-uk2kb
    @AggroAJ-uk2kb Місяць тому +2

    watching Yujiro walk through Malevolent Shrine would acc be insane

  • @lesvernornvienas8232
    @lesvernornvienas8232 2 місяці тому +24

    lets be honest
    if you did equalize the verse and give Yujiro cursed energy, he most likely would show off by copying sukunas technique say its a weapon thus for girls then never use it again.

    • @ewilliams685
      @ewilliams685 2 місяці тому +3

      You can't copy a cursed technique just because you have cursed energy

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 2 місяці тому +12

      @@ewilliams685 i know that but rules never apply to yujiro

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ewilliams685 Yujiro will just gain 3 techniques. 1 for his body, 1 for his brain, and 1 for his spirit. And his brain would get Yuta's copy technique x1000. This is because Yujiro Hanma was a ferocious creature who was able to crawl out of his mother's womb. I don't even know anymore, I just know Sukuna is cooked with verse equalization. Yujiro can just forget cursed techniques and somehow gets a heavenly restriction pact.

    • @istoleyourtv7823
      @istoleyourtv7823 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@happyguy1341 no, a character can only have 1 cursed technique, even characters with better bodies than Yujiro like Mahoraga, remain under this rule. And verse Equalization just gives Yujiro the ability to see curses and to not be affected by a domains sure hit, nothing more nothing less...

    • @happyguy1341
      @happyguy1341 2 місяці тому +2

      @@istoleyourtv7823 Do you even know what verse equalization is anyways? You match the 2 verses' system. Like Chakra = nen = cursed energy = ki = life energy. Domain sure hit effects affect only things with cursed energy. Do you even read JJK at all? Toji and Maki can not be trapped in a domain unless they willingly invade it or accept the conditions even then, they will be considered as objects like buildings, unaffected by sure hit effects. Sukuna's domain uses dismantle for non-cursed energy and cleave for cursed energy so he would still get Yujiro, but it's only cleave that adjusts its strength against the target. With verse equalization where regular humans exude cursed energy but can't grasp it, giving one hour to Yujiro he would completely master cursed energy the same way Higuruma did. Later in a domain he would also figure out simple domains easily.

  • @yarriksauker993
    @yarriksauker993 Місяць тому +1

    Sukuna: Domain Expansion
    Yujiro: "Oh! so that's how it works"
    *Sukuna dies after Yujiro uses World Cutting Slash*

  • @filipe_paixao
    @filipe_paixao 2 місяці тому +9

    Remember that Time Baki characters created a diamond from coal with their bare hands; shaked the world with 1 punch making GPS system around the world malfunction; and when Baki surpassed the CONCEPT OF TIME?
    Yeah, Baki logic is crazy 😂

    • @Frostman411
      @Frostman411 Місяць тому +1

      I am really just convince the Baki narrator is just on that bullshit.

  • @aaramchase3502
    @aaramchase3502 Місяць тому +1

    I see yujiro flicking a rock through sukuna head before he could respond 😂 😂😂😂

  • @biggamer64
    @biggamer64 2 місяці тому +9

    Wouldnt the nuke survival feat count as a heat resistance feat? doesnt it reach the temperature of the sun?

    • @JG-jz3wh
      @JG-jz3wh 2 місяці тому +3

      @@biggamer64 damn your right, he forgot about that but yeah also take into consideration the toxic radiations

    • @professionalairhead5582
      @professionalairhead5582 2 місяці тому +1

      Sukuna's divine flame isnt actually a nuke, its a thermobaric explosion. Nuclear explosions are generated either through fission (splitting apart the nucleus of uranium or plutonium to cause a chain reaction) or through fusion (fusing hydrogen atoms into helium to release energy. This is also stronger than fission and is what happens within the cores of stars causing them to reach 15 million degrees fahrenheit). Sukuna just imbues everything thats been cut in his domain with explosive energy to create a massive explosion. It could still probably kill, or at least extremely damage yujiro though, since even the oxygen in his lungs would be getting sucked out and ignited....

    • @HMRS
      @HMRS 2 місяці тому +1

      I refuse to believe yujiro can survive a nuke

    • @UpperNileGuy
      @UpperNileGuy 2 місяці тому

      ​@@HMRS why he always bitches the US military. They cant do anything to him, he could defeat them on his own lol.
      Bush, Obama, and Trump all surrendered and made peace with him because he could destroy the usa and they could not do anything.

    • @DhruvchandraChandrq
      @DhruvchandraChandrq 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@HMRS itagaki confirmed he can tank nuke

  • @Samsterd45
    @Samsterd45 Місяць тому +1

    all i can think about is how yujiro's walking thru glass feat

  • @anotherfacelessname9270
    @anotherfacelessname9270 Місяць тому +6

    I think you forgot the most important feat Yujiro has; he's always on that bullshit

  • @evanedwards4598
    @evanedwards4598 2 місяці тому +1

    "Your cursed energy techniques are impressive, but how do they hold up against 4000 years of collective martial arts experience?"

  • @he_who_has_no_name
    @he_who_has_no_name 2 місяці тому +6

    7:47 no, it was limited because the 100 megaton theoretical bomb would have been too heavy.

  • @mmaaoorr
    @mmaaoorr Місяць тому +1

    The chapter about the faster than light thing actually happens before the faster than light jab. Its to explain that when an actual warrior says something like "my attack is faster than light" he means it. So yes we can use it as light speed scaling

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE Місяць тому

      Pretty sure it was a chapter explaining the exact opposite, that it's just a perception blitz.

  • @mwillia1026
    @mwillia1026 2 місяці тому +3

    You should’ve mentioned Yujiro’s Arrow feat. He caught an arrow before it left the bow.

    • @lolbet
      @lolbet 2 місяці тому

      wait what?

    • @mwillia1026
      @mwillia1026 2 місяці тому +2

      @@lolbet yep. He had a bow master shoot an arrow from basically a foot or two away and yujiro actually caught the arrow before it left its string. Btw this bow had a draw weight of 200kg. Fucking absurd once you think about it.

  • @dennistfossettjr
    @dennistfossettjr 2 місяці тому +4

    Yujiro would punch away the slashes like he did the earthquake

  • @tacticals9593
    @tacticals9593 Місяць тому +2

    1000 year old Sukuna is nothing compared to 4000 years of Chinese Martial Arts

  • @angrycinnamontoast794
    @angrycinnamontoast794 2 місяці тому +3

    Im not for saying yujiro is light speed but the chapter doesnt debunk baki's light speed jab, it just gives a reason to why baki used a jab against musashi

  • @Aidskipwagon
    @Aidskipwagon 2 місяці тому +1

    binding vow: "this world slash is a guaranteed hit in exchange i wont eat at burger king for 4 weeks" (its his favorite)

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 2 місяці тому +9

    Sukuna's advantages in both range and being able to heal himself matter a lot against a opponent who is on his same when it comes to speed. If the fight was with the characters fighting with their usual fighting strategies I think that the fight is very balanced, if Sukuna decides to fight with a more conservative strategy I can't really see Yujiro winning

  • @nigersaurusrex
    @nigersaurusrex Місяць тому +1

    "By clenching his but cheeks he is able to parry world cutting slash like if it was a fly"

  • @zaclovesschool2273
    @zaclovesschool2273 2 місяці тому +5

    Baki is the type of series to have Yujiro dodge a beam of light coming through the blinds to avoid having to deal with it, creating a casual lightspeed feat

  • @UndisclosedAcc
    @UndisclosedAcc Місяць тому +2

    Now I want to see Mahoraga vs Yujirou. Both can adapt each others' attacks.

    • @azzix45
      @azzix45 Місяць тому +2

      @@UndisclosedAcc Yujiro spins Mahoraga's wheel backwards and laughs at him for his arm blade