WITNESS ME - Barb Plays The Witness - The True Witness Experience
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Enjoy this playthrough of The Witness, hours and hours of irritation boiled down to one hour.
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holy shit literally cried laughing when chat kept playing sounds during the tone puzzle
My face hurts so much from laughing
I haven't laughed that much in a long time, oh man I wish I could've seen this one live
Twitch chat at it's finest ngl. That was hilarious :'D
I'm laughing tears here :'D which I certainly did not do when I suffered through this game :')
Same here, boy I feel for barb having to torture himself with this game but I have laughed so much watching this, I've cried like 3 times my eyes are so dry, I literally can't even begin to laugh again without coughing it's that funny
Best game ever basically.
Man watching this live was such a treat. Glad this “adventure” is now immortalized on UA-cam.
(Thanks for the amazing laughs while I’m not feeling well.)
Absolutely top-tier content. Immaculate editing. I laughed, I cried, I laughed until I cried. The section with the bird chirps and chat trolling was 10/10. 20:20 best single moment.
The two-week decent into madness edited down to an hour should be emmy-nominated.
This was a great edit. Props to your editor BarbarousKing
Watching a man slowly descend into madness. Exactly what youtube was created for. Loved the video Barb!
As soon as I saw him enter the Treehouse I started praying.
38:48 you don’t know how happy I was that I was the straw that made you get up and leave KEKW.. so much fun to watch thanks for the upload barb
1:04:35 If you look at the bottom right, he actually only did 2/3rds of the game. LOL.
There is also more to it than just more panels...
(potential spoilers bellow)
there is another ending, and extra things hidden on the island.
A month from now Barb plays Skyward sword and swears at the game then chat says "not as bad as the witness" and Barb says "nevermind Skyward sword is the best game ever made!"
Now that he's played The Witness, he has to play the parody of it, The Looker.
After seeing this, I think he might appreciate it.
I second this, I think he would love it
I need Barb to play The Looker also
One of the funniest videos I‘ve seen. Haven’t laughed this much in a long while! Love the editing too! it adds so much to the comedic value of this intellectual piece of art
i will tell you, that as someone who absolutely LOVES most of The Witness, the ones toward the end of the main game that have flashing colors/lights or move around are absolutely fuckin terrible. they don't have new ideas, they're just hostile to the player. and then right after those you get some of my favorite puzzles that are really clever and have new and cool ideas.
Huh, the colors force you to identify the broken part of the screen, and the colored lights force you figure out color subtraction. It 'sall good, man.
@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid The flashing ones I'm talking about don't have any element of color subtraction/color mixing in them; they're just seizure-inducing. You can literally solve them by simply taking a screenshot. The flashing adds nothing other than hostility to the player.
The parts with actual color-mixing puzzles, i.e. the building with the elevator next to the mountain, are really good (apart from their complete inaccessibility to colorblind people), so don't get me wrong about those either.
@DontMockMySmock We're in agreement about the color subtraction part. As for taking a screen shot to solve the broken panels, yes, that's one way since the trick is to discover which tiles are flashing in unison and from there deduce what color it is from the half broken tiles. Screen shot will reveal it but not really how it's meant to go.
Then the following one (there's only a row of a few that bother you so much) has no half broken tiles plus a "tetrominoe" that must be built and color coded.
I just don't see it as "ran out of ideas" I guess. It's more like one of a many cool ideas. By revealing my age I can say I'm used to flashing fluorescent colors since Atari 2600 and later Commodore used to flash like that by design lols.
@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid the puzzles are ok puzzles on their own without the flashing. but why are they flashing? the flashing, like I said, adds nothing. that's the part I'm objecting to. it is unnecessary to making the puzzles interesting or good, while also being hostile to the player. replacing those panels with still screenshots of themselves would improve the game for everyone, except I guess you, since you're apparnetly a masochist for flashing atari 2600 colors. as far as I can tell, the only reason jonathan blow would want to add the flashing is because he wanted to add "photosensitive epilepsy" to the list of disabilities that disqualify you from completing his game
@DontMockMySmock It's just one of many ways the screens are .malfunctioning. That's it. The other ones that have "screen burn" or wonky "h-hold" settings are cooler. It just feels like you're overbashing 3 puzzles. Which is your perogative. I thought it was fine and interesting (but yes: also a bit annoying.)
Bro, the editing is soooo good 🤣🤣! Really captures how the stream went, thanks barb!
watching barb sink into the depths of rage and despair at lines has been amazing, thank you chat and barb. Also, hope you enjoyed your vacation barb! well deserved.
As much as I enjoyed this video, I’m one of the ones who had an amazing experience playing this game. It’s really cause I’ve been a puzzle game fanatic my whole life. I thought the puzzle designs in this game were some of the most genius designs I’ve ever played. And I actually did experience a sort of zen like state while playing. Meaning I’d forget everything else in the world and it was just me and the puzzle. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Problem with streaming it with an active audience. The way Barb interacts with his chat as well. Hard to imagine him just sitting there and chilling with any pen-and-paper style puzzle game.
And that’s before taking about the non-disability friendly parts.
Agreed, but there's a lot of inaccessible and intentionally annoying parts, definitely intended to test your patience. In a world where everything is become more fast-paced, it can be a virtue to have the ability to slow down and just take your time... which of course is negated when there's timed puzzles. I completed roughly 99.5% of the game. I missed like 10 environmental puzzles and then it just became too boring for me. This game could definitely have benefited from better game design and achieve the same "take your time" energy.
Yes I love this game so much ! One of my favorite ever
You dont need to be a puzzle game fanatic to really enjoy this game! (im myself as an example, i literally played 2-3 puzzles games before the witness and i dont even remember if i finished them or not lol)
@@Muskar2 what exactly do you think can be done in terms of "better game design"?
Don't usually comment but I really loved this video format and hope there are more to come.
I cone back to this video regularly. Its so funny, this game is torture.
Extremely love this and all the editing work. So many funny moments
52:03 I MADE IT IN THE VIDEO MOM. im still laughing my ass off
I remember watching the vods for this and screaming at my monitor. Sometimes in laughter, more oft in frustration. I'm sorry you went through this. You truly sacrifice yourself for the art you call twitch streaming. Bless you sweet angel
32:02 Super green! Hahahaha
Who could’ve predicted that a game like this could make me laugh out loud. Great video as always barb!
As someone who enjoys the witness despite its pretentiousness, i think this is my favorite playthrough of the game out there
Incredible work from the editor.
One of a long series of "Great games Barb somehow hates". Video is entertaining af tho xD
Proud fartsniffer here, I enjoyed the hell out of it! The Witness I mean... but I guess it helps that we played it 2-person and could always switch, when one was "tile-ted" haha. Barb gets angry really fast, wow...
Yes. It's a very good puzzle game. You learn all the mechanics by yourself. The puzzles that are integrated into the world are so much fun. If someone is not into well designed puzzles: don't play this game.
Great edit for UA-cam! LOVE it! 🥰 Barb, you're a hero!
Sataurday Segregation was mad funny I died dude
What a treat for us that this miserable game is coming to UA-cam
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This is probably one of the best Barb videos. An hour and running of condensed comedy and anger.
It’s very funny watching Barb play this, but the guy who made it is truly up his own ass. He said video games aren’t a good medium for story telling. Which is demonstrably false.
Holy shit he needs to play the looker now
53:45 Fun fact, a part of zen (or at least something that was a part of zen) was that you would try to meditate, but then your teachers would hide in bushes and jump at you at random times to hit you with a stick. This would lead to the monks constantly being on edge. The end goal of this was to get them to stop worrying and just accept that it will happen.
So I've always been curious about the type of person who enjoys puzzle games but hates the witness, and now I have an idea of what that looks like. I really like the "ah hah!" moments and connecting the dots on how these rulesets work, which this game has that in spades. If you're the type to prefer working towards a goal outside of just completing the puzzles or the type to like having all the pieces in front you from the getgo, it's probably OBNOXIOUS. Doubly so if you don't care (or can't, with a chat breathing down your neck lol) about the artsy portions and just wanna play a game.
This video is so great 😂 kekw me enjoy. Thank you for uploading it to UA-cam 👍
I love barb and his super mario maker. I love this game and just only found this video. I already knew barb was a mario genius, but now i know he is a general puzzle genius. Much love, Barb.
This is my favorite Barb video hands down
This is amazing, huge props to the editor & to Barb for sticking it through
Barb I know it was a terrible experience, but for whatever it's worth, this video was entertaining as hell. Thank you for putting yourself through that.
Love the edits lol. Great job mr editor
This was the funniest video you’ve put out to date! I was dying the whole time 😂😂 Thanks Barb. High quality content right here 😂😂
This was fun to watch.
Also a fun fact: Did you know any% runners can get it done in around 5 minutes. ;)
There's even a secret ending category that is between one and two minutes long.
I'm sure you'll sleep very soundly knowing that this is a thing.
In my play through, I also struggled a lot with the audio part... but I also spend a long while trying to find the correct path through the bamboo maze at the end of it.
this was the funniest thing ive seen all year
Amazing playthrough, the Witness is one of my favorite games.
O man. I did not think thìs was coming to youtube. Buckle up boys this is going to be a rough ride.
This was my favorite game before this video. Now I love it even more.
I hope Barb plays the parody game, "the looker" pure genius
im so late watching this but its funny how much he hates it despite being clearly good at it. makes for a really entertaining vid lol
Great edit!!!!!!!!!!
As a fart sniffer I'm outraged that you would even compare the art of fart sniffing to this game
20:23 😂
Cried laughing during the play through cried laughing again at the recap
Actually, the game can go on to eternity... but there is a limit to what makes sense to complete.
“What was the point of that? All of that was nothing” that was my experience and then delete
I very much enjoyed this video, though can only imagine just how much worse it would have been for you if you'd done the Hall of the Mountain King section. *chuckles*
i got one of the secret endings the first time i played, but its the ending you can get pretty much immediately after starting. i stumbled on it kind of at random, and it REALLY didn't make any sense lol. the devs intend for you to get it on your second play through. the cherry on top though was when i tried telling someone that i got that sun ending on my first play through, and they unloaded on me calling me a liar because "no one could ever figure that out on their first play!" that about sums up how irritating fans of the game are.
also, don't forget that the game has NO accessibility!!! I have a hard time hearing, and i wanted some kind of accessibility for the audio puzzles (something like Tunic has). i checked around, and the best thing i found was a post on steam from the dev saying "look up the solution to audio puzzles if you are deaf." The dev pretty pointedly explained that there will never be accessibility for the game, and if you are disabled in some way that makes the visual or audio puzzles impossible, then either don't play the game or look up the solution online.
Color blind people may also find some puzzles just outright impossible
Good editing for sure. Thanks for the upload
I exited and deleted this game at the exact time Barb's saying these kinds of puzzles are getting tiring
Barb suffers so we don’t have to… truly the Messiah! 😂❤
I am personally completely into this type of game, but the colorblind and hearing impaired problems are severe and unfortunate. I'm honestly surprised and a bit impressed you continued past the worst of those, but that's content I guess
You dont have to solve either sound or color puzzles to finish the game. I myself is really bad at hearing, so sound puzzles were really hard for me.. and i just skipped them and finished & enjoyed the game nonetheless
Creator of The Orbliette whining about a puzzle game is just a chef's kiss
For the initiated, Swampy Boots begins at 24:23.
This might be the best edited video on the channel, my god what a masterpiece. Great work!
The sound cue gift sub bomb killed me
I like the new editing style
32:39 being colourblind explains your struggle with that part
Barb usually uploads his games pretty fast. The Witness... he needed therapy first.
I wonder if the vod can be found anywhere. Can’t see it anywhere
This is incredible. Comedic gold right here, best in the business at making misery funny AF.
It's funny when he says it's like monkey in the lab kind of thing, but actually it is the secret ending of the game...
Thanks for the spoiler.
it is very unfortunate that the desert area is so easy to get roped into doing first
An hour super cut? I wouldnt want it any other way.
I'M LITERALLY KEKSLIDING INTO MY ROFLCOPTER
Only Barb could make The Witness an entertaining game to watch someone else play. Shout out to the editor as well!
I wanted to go to sleep ages ago, yet here I am pissing myself with laughter. One of Barbs Best Playthroughs!
Awesome edit!
Education didn't ruin this guy.
Thank you for suffering for my enjoyment
I'm kind of hoping Barb plays "The Looker" now, since it's just a mocking parody of this painful puzzle game... also, I think he'd get a good laugh out of it
He did play it on his last 24 hour stream. I only caught the beginning but I remember him laughing at least at first.
He did, but he got super frustrated with the snake game and never finished it. I really wanted to see his reaction to the final puzzle
@@nanokostudios8302 ah, fair enough. Frustration plus color blindness contribution, if I had to guess.
this was extremely well edited. thanks for sharing the suffering!
I’m only halfway through but I already know his desire to punch is going to grow so much more. I love this as a puzzle game but I completely understand anyone getting mad at
Great editing!
Thank you!
Thank you so much for this!
15 seconds in and I already like where this is going!
Greatest barb vid ever
i got a headache just watching along. thank you for ensuring i never play this game.
One of the funniest edits on this channel 😂😂😂
This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
That's how you edit 10,000 hrs of game play into an hour. Great job!
HANS! Ein gebündelter Lichtstrahl!
Cant wait for barb to play The witness 2 ''wink wink"
He should definitely play "The Looker".
For me, its the fact that he only did 65% completion lolol
That was just great.
This was one of the best edits of a playthrough ever.
Thank you for suffering.. so we may find Zen and Happiness.
I loved the game in the beginning, while it was more conventional, but quickly got completely lost when shadows, far away objects and sounds became involved. I was only able to play at night without sound, and i literally could not see or hear the solutions, so i solved all i could and then abandoned the game. Don't regret it to be honest, I doubt i would have been able to slog all the way through even without the handicaps stopping me. It gets very monotonous after a while. Probably would have liked it more on pc with headphones though.