Jeremy Clarkson: I Went On The Internet, And I Found This...

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  • @AshaSara
    @AshaSara 4 роки тому +21984

    "I went on the internet and I found this" has meme potential

    • @pedroguirao418
      @pedroguirao418 4 роки тому +467

      Anyways...

    • @suprchrgr70
      @suprchrgr70 4 роки тому +485

      I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been yet

    • @HwardSalt
      @HwardSalt 4 роки тому +52

      Nice name

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +31

      @@HwardSalt thanks! You too lol

    • @iambenjaminwild
      @iambenjaminwild 4 роки тому +131

      Anything Clarkson says had meme potential

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 5 років тому +15217

    Clarkson: I went on the Internet
    Hammond and May: *C O N C E R N*

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 5 років тому +11423

    Jeremy is the world's oldest child

    • @atarvhegde5210
      @atarvhegde5210 4 роки тому +40

      Lol..

    • @atarvhegde5210
      @atarvhegde5210 4 роки тому +148

      Wish he didn't punch the producer

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 4 роки тому +91

      Trust me, as someone approaching their sort of ages, were all overgrown children

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +37

      It's at least one thing I'll always give him: he admitted he's an 8 yr old

    • @reinis2536
      @reinis2536 4 роки тому +19

      Second oldest is James May

  • @sagitta98
    @sagitta98 4 роки тому +12872

    Imagine if these 3 people still on Top Gear today in 2020...
    Jeremy Clarkson: "I Went On The Internet, And I Found This..." *Shows Bottom Gear memes

  • @TheRiderofBlood
    @TheRiderofBlood 4 роки тому +9901

    Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox 4 роки тому +667

      Why was I expecting that?

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 роки тому +563

      That is a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer will.

    • @vierundfuenfzig54
      @vierundfuenfzig54 4 роки тому +349

      willy and bollocks torture

    • @yeshnavale
      @yeshnavale 4 роки тому +77

      @@vierundfuenfzig54 from en.wikipedia.org

    • @pequod4557
      @pequod4557 4 роки тому +42

      HOME RESONANCE.
      A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE

  • @ash_dies_alone1940
    @ash_dies_alone1940 5 років тому +4718

    "So I went on the internet, and I found this..." has the same energy as "So a guy walks into a bar..."

  • @theodorepinnock1517
    @theodorepinnock1517 6 років тому +12990

    What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 роки тому +1073

      well yeah, that's the problem. Sometimes he's a piece of shit and other times he's saying a good point.

    • @YISTECH
      @YISTECH 4 роки тому +1557

      DaDARKPass imo that’s what makes him funny. I love him. Humour like this does not exist anymore

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 роки тому +155

      @@YISTECH Go to the grand tour.

    • @YISTECH
      @YISTECH 4 роки тому +255

      DaDARKPass yeah and I watched the entire thing bruh. I’m rewatching top gear now.

    • @YISTECH
      @YISTECH 4 роки тому +213

      DaDARKPass also the grand tour and top gear DONT feel the same

  • @gogoine2764
    @gogoine2764 4 роки тому +4022

    "What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster

    • @user-xe9mb9if4h
      @user-xe9mb9if4h 4 роки тому +95

      I edited this because he fixed his typo

    • @afrizaldaniswaraali8980
      @afrizaldaniswaraali8980 4 роки тому +37

      What's the name of the documentary?

    • @morrigen3
      @morrigen3 4 роки тому +178

      @@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 one night in Paris is the name of the documentary.

    • @10BlackApple
      @10BlackApple 3 роки тому +61

      @@morrigen3 lmao a one nightstand with paris

    • @Zexrea
      @Zexrea 3 роки тому +3

      I only liked this to be the 300th like...

  • @FightingForceSoulless
    @FightingForceSoulless 5 років тому +8761

    "It is just PURE pornography."
    - Jeremy Clarkson

  • @ErnestChui
    @ErnestChui 9 років тому +5549

    That moment when Jeremy scrolls down and sees James May... LMAO

  • @Sitrush
    @Sitrush 10 років тому +1722

    2:31 WAS THE TAILPIPE MAN

    • @Boskov01
      @Boskov01 4 роки тому +43

      How do you know? *smug face*

    • @Aeolous1
      @Aeolous1 4 роки тому +28

      @@Boskov01 could easily infer from the colors of the pixels

    • @candle9191
      @candle9191 4 роки тому +65

      @@Aeolous1 and well the disgust in Hammond and May's faces.

    • @Veijo33
      @Veijo33 4 роки тому +32

      Also 4:22

    • @romulas-cushmanproject3273
      @romulas-cushmanproject3273 4 роки тому +17

      Yes you can totally tell by the 23 pixels

  • @enderan647
    @enderan647 4 роки тому +797

    Let's be honest. If someone we know suddenly say "i went on the internet, and i found this.." we'll be concerned even by today standards

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox 4 роки тому +17

      I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC 3 роки тому +9

      @@GabbieTheFox i pity your neighbours' dog.

    • @SF-pq3sq
      @SF-pq3sq 3 роки тому +3

      Especially by todays standards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TescoRoadman
      @TescoRoadman 3 роки тому +6

      I went on the internet today, and I found this
      A 56th gender 😂

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 3 роки тому +1

      *shudders* Fortnite compilations! The utter horror!

  • @YosemiteSam30
    @YosemiteSam30 9 років тому +2011

    I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.

    • @navy__8430
      @navy__8430 7 років тому +33

      YosemiteSam30 Do you mean the Grand tour

    • @armands3153
      @armands3153 5 років тому +34

      @@navy__8430 Not anymore... ;( The news/conversation street were my favourite bits of the shows.

    • @alienworm1999
      @alienworm1999 4 роки тому +12

      so... top gear episodes that aren't just the specials?

    • @eracer166
      @eracer166 4 роки тому +9

      Dude they have a youtube channel where they do that.

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 4 роки тому +4

      @@eracer166 what!?!

  • @SR71ABCD
    @SR71ABCD 10 років тому +15537

    I want to see those pictures to know what's all the shocking laughter about.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 10 років тому +3529

      I agree, by leaving out the pictures they are leaving out the punchline of the joke :/

    • @FlinckShinesOn
      @FlinckShinesOn 10 років тому +1737

      That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate.
      I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.

    • @andrewshaw1571
      @andrewshaw1571 10 років тому +1202

      Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.

    • @Caffeinated-DaVinci
      @Caffeinated-DaVinci 10 років тому +1176

      So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.

    • @6Metal6militA6
      @6Metal6militA6 10 років тому +737

      Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.

  • @Paoloo0o
    @Paoloo0o 10 років тому +5097

    That's great banter, it really is.

    • @CameronMaltwood
      @CameronMaltwood 9 років тому +16

      Paolo O.o I was watching that video and UA-cam automatically played this one next. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @johnmarston8962
      @johnmarston8962 9 років тому +17

      Paolo O.o Everything on Top Gear is good banter.

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 9 років тому +34

      John Marston Was* :'(

    • @johnmarston8962
      @johnmarston8962 9 років тому +7

      Whoami691 Don't remind me please...

    • @hoslayer1125
      @hoslayer1125 9 років тому +15

      Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct.
      It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 4 роки тому +531

    Clarkson: "I went on the internet, and I found this!"
    The Internet: "Sector N12. Enhance. Enhance."

  • @Zacho789
    @Zacho789 10 років тому +4721

    Someone needs to invent the zoom and enhance thing you see in spy movies all the time because this is just infuriating.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 10 років тому +283

      Completely agree. I wanna know what everyone was laughing about!

    • @dogwitheyebrows123
      @dogwitheyebrows123 10 років тому +321

      It's tail pipe man google at your own risk

    • @maxandsyd14
      @maxandsyd14 10 років тому +5

      ***** And it is?

    • @FPSGHoST808
      @FPSGHoST808 10 років тому +22

      tailpipe man

    • @WatchJojo
      @WatchJojo 10 років тому +31

      ***** it's not like you've seen anything worse, like horses fucking according to your profile picture.

  • @aLinuxIce
    @aLinuxIce 9 років тому +2442

    some say.. he is still on the internet!

  • @elliothunter4224
    @elliothunter4224 9 років тому +1112

    "We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians." - Cannot stop laughing xD.

    • @martinXY
      @martinXY 4 роки тому +57

      That's us, alright. More sophisticated that Americans, less sophisticated than pretty much everyone else :-)

    • @aregularperson7453
      @aregularperson7453 4 роки тому +36

      @@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.

    • @ifeeIcoke
      @ifeeIcoke 4 роки тому +11

      @@aregularperson7453 yeah but as an Asian I could say that Australia is really the most sophisticated country when it comes to engineering

    • @aregularperson7453
      @aregularperson7453 4 роки тому +1

      @@ifeeIcoke fair

    • @candle9191
      @candle9191 4 роки тому +7

      @@aregularperson7453 nothing as good as a person who can take a joke. Except for stuff Jeremy finds on the internet obviously.

  • @typeofsource8918
    @typeofsource8918 4 роки тому +913

    "What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" 13years later on the grand tour...

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 4 роки тому +16

      What happened?

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 4 роки тому +84

      @@eliasmg9144
      Everybody died

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 4 роки тому +175

      @@bri5033 oh no, anyway

    • @zathary564
      @zathary564 4 роки тому +34

      @George Saddington no, george, it means shes not coming

  • @matthe3234
    @matthe3234 9 років тому +7856

    "Americans are only good for herding bison" LOL

    • @korrekonne
      @korrekonne 9 років тому +336

      The Mad Quacker to bad america was invaded by the british in the first place

    • @coryjones4920
      @coryjones4920 9 років тому +34

      Lol until the American Revolution that is....

    • @edwardbateman3065
      @edwardbateman3065 9 років тому +96

      Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american

    • @bnipmnaa
      @bnipmnaa 9 років тому +188

      Edward Bateman IIRC the only war the americans managed to win without help was the American Civil War...

    • @coryjones4920
      @coryjones4920 9 років тому +49

      Don't get so butthurt about the past... just bow down to the greatest country in the whole world. Merica

  • @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785
    @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 4 роки тому +2078

    Clarkson: I went on the Internet, and I found this
    Audience: intense laughter
    Me: What? WHAT? SHOW ME! I can't see shit!

    • @jeremyhogg3216
      @jeremyhogg3216 4 роки тому +294

      Its because its always something they cant show on public television, so they just never let the cameras see it

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +17

      Because it's over 18, or at least not cold friendly stuff

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 4 роки тому +25

      @@sandyc7250 The problem was aside from that last one, it was the rule34 version of car porn!

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 4 роки тому +8

      *Thats the joke*

    • @yellowood252
      @yellowood252 4 роки тому +34

      A picture of a man in women's lingerie making love to the tail pipe of a Range Rover is shown in multiple episodes. Once you've seen the image, you can tell it's what's being shown on the blurry TV's at times like 2:31

  • @kuldeepmeena8014
    @kuldeepmeena8014 3 роки тому +580

    RIP Sabine Schmitz. 🙏🙏

  • @aoifefitzgerald7379
    @aoifefitzgerald7379 4 роки тому +666

    “The Americans are good at herding bison. The End.”
    Can I get that on a T-shirt please?

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 3 роки тому +11

      technically they almost most Fd that up and its taken about 100 years for bison to repopulate the plains

    • @RWZiggy
      @RWZiggy 3 роки тому +3

      @@Hotspur37 they're just upholstered beef anyway

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 3 роки тому

      @@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.

    • @jacksonmeads1161
      @jacksonmeads1161 3 роки тому

      @@Dylan_Sterling the raptor is one of the best fighter jets we have though? Correct? So is the f35

    • @jacksonmeads1161
      @jacksonmeads1161 3 роки тому

      @@thesuperintendent4290 you good?

  • @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights
    @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights 9 років тому +261

    RIP Top Gear 2002-2015

    • @pwnzlikeme
      @pwnzlikeme 7 років тому +3

      Alex Mallinson stated in 1977 but.uknow

    • @madafaka3075
      @madafaka3075 7 років тому +5

      but the Top Gear version that we all know and love started in 2002.

  • @KiwiCarLife
    @KiwiCarLife 4 роки тому +568

    0:57 That girl's expression in the background sums it up

    • @darkknight1193
      @darkknight1193 4 роки тому +43

      9 years later, I'm still trying to find what did he showed them, since everyone was in shock xD

    • @theslenderfox
      @theslenderfox 4 роки тому +13

      @@darkknight1193 most likely porn

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox 4 роки тому +58

      @@theslenderfox most likely? It was porn, we all know that.
      We just want to know what exactly was there.

    • @moottori_paa
      @moottori_paa 4 роки тому +4

      i.imgur.com/nUrcYgt.mp4 priceless

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu 4 роки тому

      big pog

  • @PendellTheEnigmaUKZz
    @PendellTheEnigmaUKZz 10 років тому +3609

    I went on the internet and I found this...

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 10 років тому +34

      Me too!

    • @PendellTheEnigmaUKZz
      @PendellTheEnigmaUKZz 9 років тому +12

      This comments had so many more +1's since his firing xD

    • @PendellTheEnigmaUKZz
      @PendellTheEnigmaUKZz 9 років тому +10

      JakeTV i found a god named Jake :o

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 6 років тому +8

      JakeTV No James May. Talk about disappointing

    • @watermalone5782
      @watermalone5782 6 років тому +2

      I went on the internet this week and I found this
      8=======D

  • @MohammedMansoor
    @MohammedMansoor 4 роки тому +162

    Plot twist, each first image we never saw said "Audience: Laugh loud"

  • @Chan-zv5kb
    @Chan-zv5kb 3 роки тому +66

    "I'm not sure what I'm less of, a woman or a racing driver"
    "Well let's be honest you've dabbled with being both"

  • @carleatssand
    @carleatssand 4 роки тому +279

    3:46 “Oh God”. Exactly.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +2

      "It is just PURE pornography." -Jeremy Clarkson, 200X

  • @mynameismclovin
    @mynameismclovin 9 років тому +197

    These lads are simply irreplaceable. This is an unfortunate end to a memorable era. RIP Top Gear 2002-2015

  • @cinnamonrollypoly
    @cinnamonrollypoly 3 роки тому +182

    10 years, and I still have no idea what he found on the internet.

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 3 роки тому +16

      Simple answer one was a guy sticking his dick into a exhaust pipe of a car. And the others UA-cam would murder me in my sleep if I told you.

    • @Oomze
      @Oomze 3 роки тому +3

      @@thesuperintendent4290 which means you don't know either lol

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 3 роки тому +7

      @@Oomze I do know what it is...
      Jeremy Clarkson told it on a TV show years ago.

    • @arya6085
      @arya6085 3 роки тому

      @@thesuperintendent4290 well then tell me asshole my curiosity is killing me

    • @thekunninglinguist2397
      @thekunninglinguist2397 Рік тому +11

      Tail Pipe Man

  • @Dat-Mudkip
    @Dat-Mudkip 7 років тому +2370

    5:56
    I'm American, and I take offense to that.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my pet Bison from the groomer.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +49

      Some Canadian: "We have Moose :D ."

    • @x-90
      @x-90 4 роки тому +68

      I’m offense and I find this American

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 роки тому +22

      I'm glad people have a excellent sense of humour LMAO

    • @agma
      @agma 4 роки тому +9

      Aang?

    • @MusingMageofDisney
      @MusingMageofDisney 4 роки тому +22

      Now just imagine someone actually comes up with, say, a new Dodge or Ford or Chevrolet truck...and they call it the Bison. And suddenly you've got herds of Bison roaming America's highways everywhere, you know what? The police would become official Bison herders, especially if it's a sports truck or ute like the El Camino or Ranchero.
      "Yeah, 10-4 brotha, I got a herd'a Bison here street racin', lemme just wrangle these guys with mah lasso."

  • @vwscully
    @vwscully 9 років тому +1758

    I miss Top Gear :(.

    • @nicolasvaleije9948
      @nicolasvaleije9948 9 років тому +18

      vwscully not only you!

    • @Random-bj3gf
      @Random-bj3gf 9 років тому +7

      +vwscully waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @jamboy1686
      @jamboy1686 7 років тому +16

      there back on amazon prime tho

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy 5 років тому +32

      I miss it but grand tour is good cos they have bigger budget, but yeah it still doesn't feel the same

    • @shuabugay
      @shuabugay 5 років тому +3

      Yes thank you!

  • @iiitsRachel
    @iiitsRachel 4 роки тому +408

    As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.

    • @S500-
      @S500- Рік тому +22

      This is not first jeremy Said many Things Sensible

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Рік тому

      Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?

    • @KaygeeFromNanotrasen
      @KaygeeFromNanotrasen Рік тому +3

      jeremy was just ahead of his time

    • @QUARTERMASTEREMI6
      @QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Рік тому +3

      As a fellow car girl, I couldn't agree more! 🤔

    • @ian1231100
      @ian1231100 Рік тому +7

      Sabine Schmitz has entered the chat.
      RIP to the Queen of the 'Ring.

  • @LoneWindtheWolf
    @LoneWindtheWolf 4 роки тому +376

    "I went on the internet and I found this"
    Welcome to Bottom Gear m8s

    • @toshkokanzas
      @toshkokanzas 4 роки тому +13

      Weed
      Car
      Feet
      *BOTTOM GEAR*

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ 4 роки тому +8

      Roight propa memeing innit lads?

    • @emPtysp4ce
      @emPtysp4ce 4 роки тому +15

      tonight on medium gear
      i abandon a prostitute in the sahara
      hammond eats a lightbulb
      and james restarts the troubles

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 3 роки тому +1

      Bo'om gear, mates.

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 3 роки тому +1

      'Ery noice.

  • @alexrobert2000
    @alexrobert2000 6 років тому +259

    “A tanning salon I have no idea Richard what’s that” 😂😂

  • @justinanderson8758
    @justinanderson8758 5 років тому +166

    “I went on the internet and I found this...” -Hammond’s brief moment of panic

  • @WavexHD
    @WavexHD 9 років тому +1449

    RIP Top Gear 2k15
    Will be missed

    • @jadodavo
      @jadodavo 7 років тому

      I'm EvaL grand tour no

    • @soulax4366
      @soulax4366 6 років тому

      Joël van Twillert why not

    • @watermalone5782
      @watermalone5782 6 років тому

      @@joelvantwillert the NBA games? They make new games with "2k18" names.

    • @gigaatom
      @gigaatom 5 років тому

      Joël van Twillert you have a point but dial it down a bit Christ

    • @senseispud2197
      @senseispud2197 5 років тому

      It died with Jezza punching the producer

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 3 роки тому +321

    I was asleep when I dreamt this:
    This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time,
    On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine”
    On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine.
    James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine.
    When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +35

      Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him

    • @RealMailou
      @RealMailou 2 роки тому +18

      Holy shit thats great

    • @botbuster8841
      @botbuster8841 2 роки тому +36

      tonight on botton gear:
      i go back in time to sell a ford focus
      richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing
      and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name

    • @PneumatinisPlaktukas15
      @PneumatinisPlaktukas15 Рік тому +7

      This is brilliant lmao.

    • @uzijn
      @uzijn Рік тому +2

      As opposed to awake when you dreamt it?

  • @nieveangeletti1271
    @nieveangeletti1271 4 роки тому +629

    I think the unseen picture for the "oversexualised women in racing" discussion was NSFW fanart of a fem!Stig

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch 4 роки тому +92

      why does fem!stig sound like an undertale au.

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 3 роки тому +15

      @@yeoldeseawitch Damn I didn’t know an Osean ace liked Top Gear

    • @airbornewarningandcontrols396
      @airbornewarningandcontrols396 3 роки тому +1

      @@bravo6959 maybe pilots like cars too

    • @Bretaxy
      @Bretaxy 3 роки тому +1

      Course not

    • @the8bitclicker_193
      @the8bitclicker_193 3 роки тому +9

      @Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something
      And no, watching anime =/= weeb

  • @MathsYknow
    @MathsYknow 9 років тому +59

    This is a great segment. R.I.P. the best car show.....
    ....in the world.

  • @jackcunningham5605
    @jackcunningham5605 3 роки тому +46

    Hammonds asking Jezza if he's been on the internet again is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I have no idea why

  • @AHoardyBoi
    @AHoardyBoi 5 років тому +135

    ‘I went on the internet this week...’
    *Oh God*

  • @reddyt1d658
    @reddyt1d658 9 років тому +651

    0:51 This was about to happen:
    -Great news!
    -What?
    -The Dacia Sandero is almost here!
    -When?
    -Next year!
    -Great! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...

    • @ericmario7
      @ericmario7 5 років тому +1

      So what it is whit thea Dacia Sandero?

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP 5 років тому +9

      @@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: ua-cam.com/video/A7-7Ps8EWnk/v-deo.html

  • @TheArzonite
    @TheArzonite 9 років тому +608

    Kimi Räikkönen in a red bikini xD Absolutely brilliant!

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 9 років тому +68

      TheArzonite And James May in 10th rank as the sexiest female racer.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 6 років тому +6

      Are you sure that wasn't Danica Patrick?

    • @Teknas89
      @Teknas89 6 років тому +8

      Bwoah!

    • @l1ghtg30gd7
      @l1ghtg30gd7 5 років тому +3

      TheArzonite then Jeremy learns how to use photoshop, uh oh

    • @aydankhaliq2967
      @aydankhaliq2967 5 років тому +1

      With a Ferrari logo on the top

  • @thedragonsnortchannel2609
    @thedragonsnortchannel2609 4 роки тому +48

    Gotta love Richard. Always trying to find the positive in topics/subjects that are horrendous

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. I imagine that might have partially come about due to the accidents the poor guy has found himself in

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 5 років тому +660

    The part where clarkson talks about the hypersexualisation of f1 women pilot this was probably the most féministe thing he ever said

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans 4 роки тому +113

      And he is fucking right

    • @Zack_410
      @Zack_410 3 роки тому +19

      He ain't wrong

    • @michaelkeaton5394
      @michaelkeaton5394 3 роки тому +10

      @@Zack_410 never said he was, ans i agree with him...

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 роки тому +37

      i'm proud of him, considering he's the one who gets the most hate for being sexist/racist/etc. out of the three

    • @JazzKazoo0930
      @JazzKazoo0930 3 роки тому +8

      He's absolutely right

  • @margarettyler5718
    @margarettyler5718 12 років тому +38

    I love Richard's and James's reactions to Jeremy's internet finds. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @1510km
    @1510km 10 років тому +166

    James May "Wooooooow" LMAO.

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 4 роки тому +91

    Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 3 роки тому +6

      All of them are pretty quick witted

    • @namenamename390
      @namenamename390 Рік тому

      @@chaoticneutral6288 for the record, I'm not American.

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 Рік тому

      ​@@namenamename390 Congratulations?

    • @namenamename390
      @namenamename390 Рік тому +1

      @@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.

    • @SanctusPaulus1962
      @SanctusPaulus1962 Рік тому +1

      @@namenamename390 Oh. I thought you were just randomly showing appreciation that you aren't American. Which, I mean... fair enough.

  • @isdrevenge8764
    @isdrevenge8764 4 роки тому +30

    0:04 That's the best sound Richard has ever made

  • @midnightbluenoz
    @midnightbluenoz 10 років тому +854

    wish we knew what pics they were looking at

    • @KiloByte72
      @KiloByte72 10 років тому +50

      No you don't!

    • @midnightbluenoz
      @midnightbluenoz 10 років тому +167

      yeeah, yeah i do.

    • @frankhomer9323
      @frankhomer9323 10 років тому +84

      Agenericyoutuber
      We know what he saw,
      Hamond and Captain Slow, naked, in the back seat of a Bentley.

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 10 років тому +16

      Trust me--you DO NOT want to see those images!!! :-/

    • @natebarry5553
      @natebarry5553 10 років тому +102

      Its a man that shoved his co*k in the tailpipe of a range rover

  • @danieltsiprun8080
    @danieltsiprun8080 4 роки тому +51

    Today I went on the internet and found this
    "Tonight on bottom gear"

    • @railworksamerica
      @railworksamerica 6 місяців тому

      Funny thing is that James knows about bottom gear and has watched it

  • @nebiyoudaniel8957
    @nebiyoudaniel8957 4 роки тому +9

    2:12 "Richard what's that?"😂😂😂

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Рік тому +6

    I love the callback to this in a later season,
    “I went on the internet this week…”
    “I thought you’d stopped doing that!”

  • @lesvernornvienas8232
    @lesvernornvienas8232 4 роки тому +197

    “We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “
    Around the same yime
    Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee
    As an Australian i find this completely hilarious

    • @obiwankenobi1608
      @obiwankenobi1608 4 роки тому +2

      As an American I do as well.

    • @brassholio
      @brassholio 4 роки тому +2

      I'm an Australian who doesn't drink coffee, but I've found that a lot of my friends and colleagues who do are real snobs about it.

    • @fakeandgay9592
      @fakeandgay9592 3 роки тому +7

      I believe starbucks only took off in Melbourne, coincidentally in the state known as Australia’s California

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 3 роки тому

      @@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California
      but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +1

      @@fakeandgay9592 California with some of the most boring beaches in Australia, every other states stomps em

  • @HockeyWerewolf
    @HockeyWerewolf 5 років тому +59

    Jeremy is oddly progressive and forward thinking at 1:38 onwards. Looking back on this now as an adult is rather interesting.

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS Рік тому +1

      Yeah, it caught me off guard.

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn Рік тому

      ​@@PouLS jezza says stuff he knows will get attention. He's a good bloke deep down

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 10 років тому +306

    "luckiest man alive" indeed oO

  • @RidgeRunner4501
    @RidgeRunner4501 3 роки тому +10

    I love how proud Jeremy always is

  • @2020Survivor
    @2020Survivor 9 років тому +98

    Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?"
    Richard: But what if she did!?
    Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.

    • @MGR99
      @MGR99 5 років тому +9

      Didn't they have her on The Grand Tour?

    • @oggabob
      @oggabob 4 роки тому +3

      5 years later we find out she’s putting it on

  • @wazmanths
    @wazmanths 9 років тому +43

    This is the kinda banter we will miss

  • @StarDash1
    @StarDash1 10 років тому +140

    so I went on the internet and I found This.

  • @egedore
    @egedore 4 роки тому +118

    And then Paris Hilton came out saying that she is actually smart and that she was playing a character the whole time

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @StormDogg
      @StormDogg 3 роки тому +2

      A character for who?? Her fan?

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 3 роки тому +1

      She bought an LFA, and then sold it. Yeah, she obviously isn't.

  • @usynnstradler
    @usynnstradler 11 років тому +1173

    i wna see the pictures. stop starving me :(

    • @EpicPearKick
      @EpicPearKick 11 років тому +120

      Search for tailpipe guy :D!

    • @usynnstradler
      @usynnstradler 11 років тому +10

      EpicPearKick lool

    • @VikingPotatoes
      @VikingPotatoes 11 років тому +7

      EpicPearKick
      WTF XD

    • @Pingslin
      @Pingslin 11 років тому +3

      how are you starving

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb 11 років тому +57

      Pingslin They are withholding information... Entertaining information that humans crave.

  • @Ellinofrenikos
    @Ellinofrenikos 5 років тому +14

    This is really funny, entertaining and car-related stuff. I genuinely enjoy this so much more than The Grand Tour format.

  • @Ultimate23Dragon
    @Ultimate23Dragon 5 років тому +20

    2:19 - The sad part is... he's right...
    The sadder part is that ANY female in the racing community gets bashed for literally no reason...

    • @timesweeper9778
      @timesweeper9778 5 років тому +6

      "You're only a pro racing driver because you're a woman
      REEEEEEEEEEEE..."

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 4 роки тому +73

    "Hammond, the Americans are good at herding bison."
    Oh, please. We're also good at showing up to world wars 2 years late!

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 3 роки тому +3

      As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 роки тому +3

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact!
      The others... yeah.

    • @simondean6359
      @simondean6359 3 роки тому +2

      Let's not forget that they are still using Imperial units of measures! Why?

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 3 роки тому +1

      @@simondean6359 capitalism

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 3 роки тому +1

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 you say wrong side, but most of the world agrees with us that you drive on the right side

  • @wesnestor5347
    @wesnestor5347 4 роки тому +155

    “Americans are good at herding bison, THE END.”
    I mean, He’s not wrong

    • @NathanaelKeller
      @NathanaelKeller 4 роки тому +8

      Well they kinda let them all die, so no.

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@NathanaelKeller oh no

    • @starwarsfan9022
      @starwarsfan9022 4 роки тому +8

      @@Your_username_ Anyway.

    • @pleasedisregardthefollowin5568
      @pleasedisregardthefollowin5568 4 роки тому +1

      Damn i must have been seeing ghosts when i went to yellowstone.

    • @thesenate9564
      @thesenate9564 4 роки тому +2

      Yellowstone is a protected national park and reserve sp of bison are there. Everywhere they used to be they're all gone pretty much

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 4 роки тому +12

    He always looks so proud of himself when showing the smut

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому

      Yeah, you can tell he likes making people squirm

  • @val6291
    @val6291 4 роки тому +25

    _"I went on the internet this week and I found this!"_
    *cut to random lewd content*

  • @TuddecBMW
    @TuddecBMW 10 років тому +63

    A car as well equipped as a Romanian jail... I died.

  • @johnm7788
    @johnm7788 5 років тому +54

    Ahahaha. I'm so glad Amazon picked these 3 up after the BBC fired them.
    Lets hope for 15 seasons of Grand Tour. :)

    • @jet9297
      @jet9297 4 роки тому +7

      No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set.
      I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now

    • @Racing_Fox
      @Racing_Fox 3 роки тому

      Fuck 15 seasons of the grand tour it’s just butchered top gear
      We want 15 seasons of clarksons farm

  • @NimbleFPS
    @NimbleFPS 4 роки тому +129

    “A picture of Paris Hilton and she turns on to be intelligent” wow Hammond was right all along

    • @Michael.Koulibaly
      @Michael.Koulibaly 4 роки тому +15

      Mate, i was hoping someone would mention Paris here

  • @Camlling
    @Camlling Місяць тому

    “How long ago did that happen” followed by “has he stopped screaming yet”. These guys were so unbelievably good at humour. My only goal in life is to be as quick witted as these blokes were

  • @LesPaulBJJ
    @LesPaulBJJ 11 років тому +10

    The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.

  • @aaronluna4779
    @aaronluna4779 4 роки тому +32

    We may never truly know what he really found on the internet

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 3 роки тому +4

    I love how Hammond goes “Woah” as a ‘scripted’ part, then actually recoils when he saw what it was.

  • @RealSteel259
    @RealSteel259 5 років тому +13

    "I went on the Internet and I found this!"
    *Pulls up a picture of himself in speedos sitting on a car*

  • @rougerosso5478
    @rougerosso5478 3 роки тому +8

    5:29 ''its the new chevy camaro''
    Jesus Christ, sometimes I forget the show its almost 20 years old

    • @LT-sy3on
      @LT-sy3on 9 днів тому

      Leaked photo of Bumblebee from the upcoming (of the time) Transformers movie

  • @silverscreenreviews8521
    @silverscreenreviews8521 9 років тому +432

    Get Jezza back on the air!!

    • @silverscreenreviews8521
      @silverscreenreviews8521 9 років тому +2

      ***** Very true, I guess you cant have an opinion anymore?

    • @AthelWah
      @AthelWah 9 років тому

      Logan Mcintyre Oi

    • @jakemcs1095
      @jakemcs1095 9 років тому

      +Kronik Nugget point proven!

    • @jakemcs1095
      @jakemcs1095 9 років тому

      +Kronik Nugget You don't stop do you? You need to grow up mate.

    • @jakemcs1095
      @jakemcs1095 9 років тому

      +Kronik Nugget This is a good video. We don't need to argue about nothing. life is too short.

  • @MrSilnev
    @MrSilnev 3 роки тому +4

    1:06 I just realized that sign was featured in an earlier segment of Top Gear during their war on sign posts.

  • @nugiaji
    @nugiaji 3 роки тому +33

    I'm very curious on Clarkson internet history.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому

      Peronally, I'd leave it alone. Even the FBI and CIA wouldn't cross it

  • @SoBarGarage
    @SoBarGarage 9 років тому +45

    The new show can't come fast enough.

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 5 років тому +27

    "Why aren't there any female racing drivers?"
    Danica Patrick: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 5 років тому +1

      @John Doe I'd object to that, but after having watched in person as Danica put it in the Turn 1 wall on Lap 1 at Kansas....
      Don't get me wrong, she was a badass in an Indy car, but she seriously choked making the move to NASCAR.

    • @FarmerParky94
      @FarmerParky94 5 років тому +1

      This was filmed like 10 years ago when there was fewer women racing drivers....

    • @SplicerOtter
      @SplicerOtter 5 років тому +2

      Female? Yes
      Racing driver? No
      She doesn’t understand how to drive

    • @Skyfighter64
      @Skyfighter64 5 років тому

      You know Clarkson does not care anything about American Motorsports, so yeah, she is a joke to him.

    • @leejamiemellor
      @leejamiemellor 4 роки тому +1

      John Doe
      carrie schreiner
      Stephanie cox
      Hailie deegan
      Jasmin preisig
      Ashley freiberg
      Esmee hawkey
      Hanna zellers
      Vivien keszthelyi
      Doreen seidel
      Jamie chadwick
      Natalie decker
      Sophia floersch
      Try not to be a clueless twat all your life 🙄

  • @invincible.456
    @invincible.456 3 роки тому +5

    3:32
    "He's not a racing driver"
    "I think there are bigger issues than that"

  • @richardcochrane1966
    @richardcochrane1966 3 роки тому +1

    What does come on the screen at 2:29?? James and Richard's reactions are priceless....

  • @maggs131
    @maggs131 4 роки тому +6

    I miss this show so badly

    • @benh82289
      @benh82289 4 роки тому +5

      Don’t we all maggs

  • @Youtupewacher
    @Youtupewacher 10 років тому +6

    I just liked because of James May´s appearance in 3:20

  • @Da_caffeinated_insomniac
    @Da_caffeinated_insomniac 4 роки тому +6

    3:46 is me preparing my self whenever he says “I went on the internet and I found this”

  • @Anassilseyozice
    @Anassilseyozice 2 роки тому +1

    11 years ago and 11 million views
    Legendary video

  • @AruSharma04
    @AruSharma04 4 роки тому +4

    This show will never ever be surpassed. Ever. Never ever ever.

  • @user-lx8mk2wr2r
    @user-lx8mk2wr2r Рік тому +7

    2:37 you can see clarkson computer screen.

  • @TheOneCapCan
    @TheOneCapCan 4 роки тому +14

    2:25 I love Hammonds reaction right here

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому

      Considering the image that was shown, I bet Hammond regrets asking Clarkson if he went on the Internet again

  • @brodown64
    @brodown64 2 роки тому +2

    Now THIS was the clip that got me into Top Gear all those years ago

  • @ianedwards6986
    @ianedwards6986 4 роки тому +10

    The way Jeremy smiles triumphantly while the others cringe... 🤣😂

  • @Whyoakdbi
    @Whyoakdbi 11 років тому +16

    "Do you know, you are a sort of person I can show you a picture of Paris Hilton and you'd say: What if she turns out to be intelligent?" LOL :D :D :D :D :D

  • @EozOrange
    @EozOrange 12 років тому +8

    The days when Jeremy Clarkson was beginning to discover the internet. Funny times.

  • @hughdavidson4069
    @hughdavidson4069 3 роки тому +1

    5:37 When someone tells you something completely irrelevant and you act like you are interested

  • @qwertypc_game17
    @qwertypc_game17 5 років тому +55

    0:04 wUOW, HODZnyEH!