An Ignorant Guide to Black Metal

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  • @coolea
    @coolea  Рік тому +1521

    Black Metal is actually Venom's second album, just to correct myself before more people get needlessly vexed.

    • @UncleRuckus42
      @UncleRuckus42 Рік тому +9

      Ikr since when did we all have to be history buffs to talk about metal

    • @JaqueesKepler
      @JaqueesKepler Рік тому +3

      Vexed and vomit hexed

    • @davidcoverdale722
      @davidcoverdale722 Рік тому +3

      They considered Welcome to Hell as a demo album - so you can argue it either way.

    • @obnoxious-cackle
      @obnoxious-cackle Рік тому +1

      Needlessly Vexed = good band name

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Рік тому +3

      I am vexed, but never unnecessarily so.

  • @TheBlackWizaard
    @TheBlackWizaard Рік тому +5255

    Black metal has completely ruined my taste in music. I can no longer listen to anything and enjoy it if it doesn’t sound like it was recorded with a tin can and the worst guitar tones possible. I love it

    • @slent5346
      @slent5346 Рік тому +71

      Just listen to gg allin i heavily recommend the suicide sessions and also the instrumental version of it aswell that might change your mind

    • @PkPvre
      @PkPvre Рік тому +18

      @@slent5346 Could be worse, and it's not black metal.

    • @slent5346
      @slent5346 Рік тому +3

      @@PkPvre so?

    • @ninocraft1
      @ninocraft1 Рік тому +28

      i feel you, i also sprinkle in some noise just to have a palette cleanser

    • @TheBlackWizaard
      @TheBlackWizaard Рік тому +8

      @@slent5346 I’m actually a huge fan of GG. I bought some of his stuff from Merle a few years ago

  • @robertm5187
    @robertm5187 Рік тому +2837

    what a wholesome genre

    • @ozzylepunknown551
      @ozzylepunknown551 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/liNpBNIhpJY/v-deo.html&pp=ygUcbGV0IHRoZSBkYXJrbmVzcyBzd2FsbG93IHlvdQ%3D%3D - the 6:20 part really sums up my feelings about black metal

    • @dougbennett4825
      @dougbennett4825 Рік тому

      Good fun for the average satanic family.

    • @MrMajorasmask101
      @MrMajorasmask101 Рік тому +41

      That is both an over and understatement

    • @JohnnyJackson-yh9vw
      @JohnnyJackson-yh9vw Рік тому

      Nah it sucks. Who paints there faces anyway? Why not just wear a bag? If you make this music as a joke i understand but if youre serious something wrong with you

    • @shadabonea
      @shadabonea Рік тому +9

      Good for your children 🤘💜🖤🧡

  • @anothersettlementneedsyour9628
    @anothersettlementneedsyour9628 Рік тому +2236

    Heard the Mayhem lore for like 100th time. Never gets old

  • @PedroSerafimAnesPires
    @PedroSerafimAnesPires 3 місяці тому +78

    4:35 Norwegian prison system was a really painful lesson for Vaarg. Legend has it the guards were so brutal he once received only 4 cookies instead of his usual 5 during his breakfast.

  • @andrewlikesmetal1095
    @andrewlikesmetal1095 Рік тому +916

    Black metal is when the band records during a blizzard with all the windows open with one crappy mic in the recording room, and the entire band is outside the building. Gotta love a rough mix with tons of mic pops!

    • @TheShimming
      @TheShimming Рік тому +1

      It is for posers. Real black metal is recorded on a Chinese voice recorder inside a running toilet room of an old Soviet train riding between two forgotten African villages.

    • @heinzketchup4558
      @heinzketchup4558 Рік тому +29

      i am pretty sure the reasons one of my old car´s speakers blew is listening to BM in it.

    • @heisjonas
      @heisjonas Рік тому +6

      dont show valfar this comment

    • @davidn4956
      @davidn4956 Рік тому +7

      I picture it as more like the band is recording in a bathroom through walkie talkies.

    • @morningstar577
      @morningstar577 6 місяців тому +1

      Bit cold, innit?

  • @mikeycfc4638
    @mikeycfc4638 Рік тому +1890

    If you really want an elitist to hate you, tell them that you like a band that was formed after the 90s

    • @-47-
      @-47- Рік тому +31

      Not really

    • @Ephemeral08
      @Ephemeral08 Рік тому +42

      Or tell them you like Dissection.

    • @dame9187
      @dame9187 Рік тому +99

      just say you like mayhem

    • @glorp1539
      @glorp1539 Рік тому +47

      @@-47- elitist caught

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 Рік тому +92

      Just bring the entire genre's frothing idiot rabies hate and say you like Ghost.

  • @moodyblues9675
    @moodyblues9675 Рік тому +591

    I think it's actually interesting to mention how insane most of the initial norwegian scene was about LotR. Contrasts a lot with the kind of "criminal" "edgy" vibes these guys had, Varg himself was (and still is) a tabletop games nerd, openly in love with DnD, creator of his OWN rpg, even the name Burzum was inspired by LotR. Most atmospheric black metal bands today are inspired by LotR and all that fantasy themes.

    • @fsen1999
      @fsen1999 Рік тому +135

      Because BM is for nerds

    • @diamondrel5190
      @diamondrel5190 Рік тому +25

      that influences my preference for atmoblack, the edgy themes are stupid imo, i just like the sounds

    • @fsen1999
      @fsen1999 Рік тому +2

      @@vavra222 cool blog post

    • @JuergenSnickerz
      @JuergenSnickerz Рік тому +37

      Burzum means darkness in the dark tongue of mordor

    • @paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586
      @paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586 Рік тому +9

      That’s why I love it

  • @lordhendrickson8585
    @lordhendrickson8585 Рік тому +442

    You're recounting of Euronymous' death was both very accurate and inaccurate at the same time and it made me laugh so much

    • @nuclearfetusdismemberment9227
      @nuclearfetusdismemberment9227 Рік тому +27

      For dead’s death he forgot to mention the brain and skull stuff :(

    • @L333gok
      @L333gok Рік тому +8

      I died when he pronounced black sabbath as black sabbaFFFF

  • @andrewmaher9867
    @andrewmaher9867 Рік тому +227

    I'd complain about the low mic quality, but I think it fits the genre you're covering

  • @DAVE_ICEMAN
    @DAVE_ICEMAN Рік тому +197

    This is the kind of music that I would put in a party in the background, if I would attend parties. And if I had friends.

    • @lordhendrickson8585
      @lordhendrickson8585 Рік тому +43

      hey, not having fans is part of liking Black metal lol.

    • @melkor97
      @melkor97 Рік тому +6

      listening to bm and having friends isnt going along

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 Рік тому +6

      Having friends is something for normal people.

    • @xxLHxx
      @xxLHxx Рік тому +9

      Coolest black metal listener

    • @yo.hi..
      @yo.hi.. 7 місяців тому

      Dw I have no friends either cuz I'm to socially anxious

  • @escaping_purgatory
    @escaping_purgatory Рік тому +84

    Black metal is one of my favorite subgenres. I love hearing the Mayhem story over and over. Rest in peace, Dead

  • @lila.1207
    @lila.1207 Рік тому +376

    I love black metal, its caotic, it sounds like it was recorded on a potato but for some reason I find it weirdly calming?? Like the ambiance, the distortion and the harsh vocals just make me feel relaxed. When I started getting into the black metal scene I had an anxiety attack and I listened to Darkthrone to calm down, it worked great :)

    • @Rubbish_
      @Rubbish_ Рік тому +14

      Some really atmospheric and oddly comforting bands I’ve been listening to lately are Black Stag Rising and and Izthmi. Hope ya enjoy! I’d also love to hear some suggestions since it’s always dicey navigating through Black Metal.

    • @maryfreegirl2029
      @maryfreegirl2029 Рік тому +7

      I think bm was the catalyst genre that got me into drone and noise music, which also relaxes me too

    • @pussydestroyer3926
      @pussydestroyer3926 Рік тому

      nah u js corny

    • @Joshua_Froschauer
      @Joshua_Froschauer Рік тому +2

      Inquisition really nails that hypnbanging thing

    • @offan-
      @offan- Рік тому +2

      ive gotten close to falling asleep while listening to darkspace more than once (in a good way)

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce Рік тому +211

    vargs music: 🕊
    vargs life: ☠

    • @HubCityMan
      @HubCityMan 7 місяців тому +7

      Isn't it the other way around?

    • @Davidwest1n
      @Davidwest1n 6 місяців тому +7

      @@HubCityManhahaha not at all

    • @pl9nningforburial
      @pl9nningforburial Місяць тому

      @@Davidwest1nLol yeah he lived comfortably in a beautiful country with a low crime rate and decided to be a cringe edgelord instead of continuing to make music he was good at

    • @Cat_headbanger_101
      @Cat_headbanger_101 3 дні тому

      @@HubCityMannot even close

  • @Midaspl
    @Midaspl Рік тому +207

    The fact that police knew about Varg killing Euro and decided to do absolutely nothing to stop him is hilarious :D

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 Рік тому +19

      "we should wait until we are sure Euronymous is no more, then do something about it."
      The cops were simply performing a service to the community.

    • @L333gok
      @L333gok Рік тому

      @@droopy_eyes How can you be a white supremacist and also be anti-Christianity? Is that even possible?

  • @-Vitalis-
    @-Vitalis- Рік тому +261

    Best thing about Black Metal: it is the most badass and at the same time most hilarious genre ever.
    The blackest it gets, the higher the risk of turning into a monochromatic circus full of satanic pandas.
    Maybe that's why I like Abbath from -Immortal- Abbath. He doesn't take himself too seriously, yet he's a hell of a BM icon.

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- Рік тому +1

      @Yannis K Yeah, too bad.

    • @carolinaamnell5577
      @carolinaamnell5577 Рік тому +7

      Satanic Pandas😂😂😂😂. I loved that

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- Рік тому +3

      @@carolinaamnell5577 With all due respect. I love Black Metal, but I also know how to smile and laugh, even if that isn't considered "trve kvlt" lol.

    • @ccane978
      @ccane978 Рік тому

      @yannisk21Hate forest

    • @paveantelic7876
      @paveantelic7876 Рік тому +1

      @Yannis K sons of northern darkness was good

  • @Ratzy-h8q
    @Ratzy-h8q Рік тому +37

    Man, i laughed so hard at "what led a classicaly trained musicians to this moment" Subscribed.

  • @violentbob
    @violentbob Рік тому +204

    black metal is just so silly, i love it, it's a little cringey, the outfits are funny, it sounds like shit and the fans can be questionable sometimes. the history is wild and generated a lot of edgelords but i enjoy it anyways

    • @offan-
      @offan- Рік тому +3

      yeah it's honestly a super fun genre with a lot of variety. amazing sound as well, from the very old to the very recent. decent amount of active projects too; i can name at least 5 albums that came out this year that i really enjoyed

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 Рік тому +1

      Apparently, the cover of Darlthrone's 1994 album make people giggle as soon as they look at it. It was supposed to be avant garde but it just comes across as supremely silly.

    • @demayoexperience
      @demayoexperience Рік тому +2

      Yeah their fans can be questionable most of the times for sure

    • @norddorian5791
      @norddorian5791 8 місяців тому

      What's wrong with the fans?

  • @EViLGrEEn42090
    @EViLGrEEn42090 Рік тому +104

    I’m not a big black metal fan but The Burzum Filosofem is what black metal should be. That album just has grit, anger, pain, and coldness to it. Say what you want about the guy but that album is a work of creative genius. It was done in a pure raw way.

    • @MalikethTheBlackBlade1
      @MalikethTheBlackBlade1 Рік тому +24

      I feel it's fine to separate art from the artist. Varg is an ass overall and a weirdo but I like some of his songs.

    • @EViLGrEEn42090
      @EViLGrEEn42090 Рік тому +16

      @@MalikethTheBlackBlade1 he’s got an unusual up bringing for most. Being around a bunch of people full of their own bs and being young and going to prison can do that to you. No doubt he’s a little off. Though most people with that level of creativity are a little off and weird. Or misunderstood.

    • @MalikethTheBlackBlade1
      @MalikethTheBlackBlade1 Рік тому +1

      @@EViLGrEEn42090 I get being misunderstood and I feel a lot of people who like this genre are in fact misunderstood but these guys knew what they were doing in portraying the image that they wanted, they were very self aware. I'm saying he's a weirdo cause of his beliefs, I didn't really care too much about them but then I read that he was a supporter and sympathizer with some terrorist fuck named Anders Behring Breivik. Your name being associated with someone like him is just awful.

    • @Charybdis47
      @Charybdis47 Рік тому

      @@EViLGrEEn42090 he is a cold blooded murder and a nazi this is like as evil as it gets. Tho I still love Filosofem

    • @DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach
      @DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach Рік тому +14

      @@EViLGrEEn42090he was more than a little off, back when this was all happening it wasn’t uncommon to just meet mayhems band members especially considering euros record store was a big metal head hang out spot. Every account I’ve seen from that time mutually agree that dead was quiet and kept to himself, Euro when your just talking to him about anything other than his beliefs was kind and that varg was a total nut job

  • @duardo6666
    @duardo6666 Рік тому +552

    I don't know why I like this genre, I know it's silly, I know it's edgy, I know it's made up largely of n4zis, I know it sounds like an animal dying in parts. But it's weird... it's like liking horror movies, it's something that you know makes a lot of people uncomfortable, it makes YOU uncomfortable sometimes, but you like it.

    • @Loki2995
      @Loki2995 Рік тому +11

      True. Nice pfp by the way, Hylics rules!

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 Рік тому +1

      It's largely made up of Nazis. What the fuck is a "n4zi"?

    • @tiarwa581
      @tiarwa581 Рік тому +60

      perfect synopsis of what makes the absurdity of black metal so enjoyable, terrifying, hilarious, and hateable. its like a circus on meth thats also on fire filmed on black and white film and its truly a spectacle to behold

    • @catbuzza1657
      @catbuzza1657 Рік тому +53

      Only the early black metal musicians were kinda nazis (and the incels online ofc) but u should listen to more of the recent and underrated bands that came after the early waves Like Mgla, Batushka, kreigsmaschine etc etc. also Bathory rules

    • @brimerwelpippy4972
      @brimerwelpippy4972 Рік тому

      ​@@catbuzza1657 unfortunately that's not true there's definitely still quite a few nazi edgelords in modern bm

  • @arfonjones7565
    @arfonjones7565 Рік тому +156

    Makes a nice change to hear about the influence VENOM had,and I was glad to hear the real history behind black metal .

    • @followdanger890
      @followdanger890 Рік тому +11

      Blackened thrash*, we can thank quorthon!

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley Рік тому +22

      partially real, the mayhem album cover thing is fake, euronymous took the pics but that album cover was a bootleg made by a fan for a live compilation album. Since the bassist at the time of dead's suicide was adamantly against using the pics for obvious reasons and he left the band until euro got rid of them.

  • @Goose21
    @Goose21 Рік тому +30

    I can never get into black metal but some individual elements from it mixed into other genres always sounds sweet

  • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
    @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 Рік тому +20

    Really love that you put in the effort to make your character look like they're talking. Most people don't do that and it gets really stale.

  • @i_want_my_shuggah
    @i_want_my_shuggah Рік тому +148

    My favourite subgenre is the Depressive Suicidal BM. It truly captures the coldness and that wish to die when you're listening to it.
    Too sad that is impossible to play that in front of civilization.

    • @xNeuro-Tombx
      @xNeuro-Tombx Рік тому +1

      You choose to wallow in your own misery, seems like you almost romanticize it. Sad you only have one life, and you chose this.

    • @Hereticsforkk
      @Hereticsforkk Рік тому

      Have you tried listening to anything that isn't as shit

    • @rafaelbalbuena1048
      @rafaelbalbuena1048 Рік тому +7

      @@LilithMud there´s a band called Thy Light too, it´s really great

    • @melissajade7717
      @melissajade7717 Рік тому +7

      @@LilithGXx Xasthur, Coldworld, and Shining are some of the best. I will admit most bands labeled DSBM are terrible... If you picked through a list of DSBM bands there's only like 4 you're gonna like. Hard genre do properly, but when they do Holy shit.

    • @AtlasCompleXtheProd
      @AtlasCompleXtheProd Рік тому +2

      One of my new favorites is a band called None, especially their album "Damp Chill Of Life." The song Total Leaning To Madness by Psychonaut 4 is an absolute masterpiece. And i also second about Thy Light, especially the "Suici.De.Pression" album. Corny as the album name is lol

  • @stratagemmedley
    @stratagemmedley Рік тому +27

    There was also a rivalry between the Finnish and Norwegian scenes, I don't remember where I read or heard about this but apparently one of the Finnish bands kept calling a Norwegian one (I forget which band for either case) and would play a sped up and reversed tape of nursery rhymes as a joke, which they interpreted as a cryptic death threat made by someone else in Norway.

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry Рік тому +3

      There was but it wasnt a big one. The rivalry was really between death metal, black metal is a reaction to death metal's more cleaner and mainstream evolution during the mid 90s especially when they got in the major labels. Darkthrone did get flak from Finland for releasing a death metal album before their black, which to their eyes made the switch to bm one made for clout ala Post Malone/Vanila Ice. Obviously thats not true tho 😂

  • @understanding77
    @understanding77 Рік тому +25

    I love your editing style, it really helps my ADHD

  • @MrJasonodonnell
    @MrJasonodonnell Рік тому +85

    Varg kicking consoles is about as real as it gets.

    • @slynt_
      @slynt_ 3 місяці тому

      Varg is not anti-gaming. He specifically made a video where he praised the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. And, he thinks certain board games and even video games can be good and educational for children. Not many of them, obviously, but that's just because he has actual standards.

    • @MrJasonodonnell
      @MrJasonodonnell 3 місяці тому

      @@slynt_ Yes, have followed o'l mate since the early 90's. It's a Pun "Pc Master Race".

    • @slynt_
      @slynt_ 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MrJasonodonnell Ahhh I see, thanks for enlightening me

  • @space_comie
    @space_comie Рік тому +7

    damn that was actually a pretty good and funny video that isnt too long.
    you definetely deserve more subs!

  • @beasty_b6967
    @beasty_b6967 Рік тому +218

    You’re not black metal if you cannot recite “dunkelheit” lyrics in a dark forest 🔥🤘🔥

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Рік тому +30

      I played Dunkelheit for my son about half an hour after he was born. He's 2 and a half and still loves Burzum. Lol

    • @anongoat
      @anongoat Рік тому +4

      Poser

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 Рік тому +48

      @@anongoat we're all posers in the end

    • @couldntthinkofahandle
      @couldntthinkofahandle Рік тому +7

      When… night falls… she cloaks… the world… in impenetrable… darkness…
      A chill… rises… from the… soil… and contaminates the… air…
      Suddenly… life… has… new… meaning…

    • @aborikin2764
      @aborikin2764 Рік тому +9

      ​@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252Today's poser is tomorrow's gatekeeper

  • @SpartanLaserCanon
    @SpartanLaserCanon Рік тому +2

    Great Video dude. Your editing skills are great and make this video hilarious. I'm glad you talked about Blackgaze too.

  • @Paul-ir2sm
    @Paul-ir2sm Рік тому +14

    This video is amazing, thank you

  • @taddybear4244
    @taddybear4244 Рік тому +18

    I fucking adore black metal and its offshoots and crossovers with other styles. I love everything from the serious ritualistic work of Watain, Schammash, and Belphegor, to the cheesiness of Immortal and comedy of The Black Satans.

  • @MistahMayhem
    @MistahMayhem Рік тому +41

    Other music fans: your favorite genre is bad, black metal fans: we know

  • @cookiesontoast9981
    @cookiesontoast9981 Рік тому +112

    This is some funny shit and informative, nice!
    On a semi unrelated note,
    I love black metal to pieces but honestly have never really cared about the whole Dead and Euronomous thing, I don't know why people idolise them and whatnot. Just 1 band/occurrence in the vast landscape of black metal bands. But I suppose the whole thing does help bring teens towards black metal and stuff.
    Despite the edgy aspects to black metal and how harsh most of it sounds, it's ironically the most beautiful and relaxing music I've ever heard. Don't give a crap about what's "trve kvlt" or what black metal is "meant" to represent, or any of the political bullshit surrounding some of it. I'm just here to enjoy the music and the music is great. Never in my life have I heard a black metal band I don't enjoy, it's just always good to me.
    Love how varied Black metal is but always so good.

  • @mazaroth7
    @mazaroth7 7 місяців тому

    Dude, thanks for the videos you make. I have been binging your videos learning about all these awesome new bands to listen to. I have listened to punk for years but have been wanting to expand my horizons. Thank you for all your effort.

  • @gageagrippa
    @gageagrippa Рік тому +16

    expanding on blackgaze, Amesoeurs is a sick band that throws a lil post punk influence
    super well done video though subbed

    • @stevenewsom3269
      @stevenewsom3269 Рік тому +1

      Altar of Plagues blows every other post black or blackgaze band away imo.

    • @choopedinhalf7885
      @choopedinhalf7885 Рік тому +9

      Sadness

    • @dame9187
      @dame9187 Рік тому

      is black gaze really the best? or is it dsbm?

    • @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle
      @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle Рік тому +1

      Literally not Black Metal.

    • @manfredmar
      @manfredmar Рік тому +1

      amesoeurs is more post punk mixed with shoegaze IMO

  • @Fyannnn
    @Fyannnn Рік тому +3

    listening to the discussion while looking at absurd memes.
    cool video bro i like the edit 🗿👌

  • @Zedigan
    @Zedigan Рік тому +11

    Black metal is probably my favourite subgenre but fuck I had most other black metal fans. Elitist, antisocial and annoying. Bro I just want to listen to Eldamar and Galdr while walking through a forest

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 Рік тому +2

      Same here. I just want to enjoy my music in peace and quiet and not be reminded of how terrible some people who happen to share an interest as me are. Like, come on man.

  • @yung_rebo
    @yung_rebo Рік тому +1

    hey Coolea i love the way your videos feel. the memes are so funny i love how they work with the vid. Keep it Up.

  • @qriofficial1769
    @qriofficial1769 8 місяців тому +3

    4:47 It's interesting because besides Venom, the OG black metal groups like Bathory came from Sweden. Overall great video and analysis as usual 👍

  • @aloser5907
    @aloser5907 Рік тому +1

    the way you explain things itches my brain sooooo gooddddd

  • @skeleboy6
    @skeleboy6 Рік тому +7

    Dude I really enjoy your deep dives to music genres, please keep it up man it’s awesome 🤘🏾

  • @altnap
    @altnap Рік тому +21

    People always say that black metal is more about theatrics than the music and as someone who actually enjoys the music, I feel like a chump thats falling for the joke when people say that lmfaooo.

  • @puzzledillusionist
    @puzzledillusionist Рік тому +22

    the clip of varg as an old man just kicking the air killed me

    • @maxbarker8625
      @maxbarker8625 Рік тому +13

      Vargs life be like:
      creates the best black metal album ever
      Kills a Man
      Goes to prison
      Becomes a Nazi
      Gets out of prison
      Becomes an online shitposter

    • @federationprime
      @federationprime Рік тому +4

      ​@@maxbarker8625 Picks up a wife
      Moves into the middle of nowhere in France
      Has a bunch of kids
      Dodges terrorism charges like he's Neo

    • @maxbarker8625
      @maxbarker8625 Рік тому +5

      @@federationprime absolutely,
      Self diagnoses as autistic along with his wife

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage Рік тому +5

    Informative and funny as phuck. Incidentally I love Deafheaven and Ulver because they don't sound like they record through old pilot helmet microphones.

  • @nhelm823
    @nhelm823 Рік тому +108

    No one hates Metal more than the fans lol. We're all nerdy edgelords

    • @Void-ez2it
      @Void-ez2it Рік тому +1

      WE'RE?!?!? 😯

    • @Tom_-
      @Tom_- Рік тому +3

      fuckin' A

    • @ghoste_girll
      @ghoste_girll Рік тому +5

      I have definitely accepted how much of a fucking edgelord I am

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 місяці тому

      Speak for yourself, loser

  • @AnemoiA_eternal
    @AnemoiA_eternal Рік тому +14

    Why no mention of Xasthur when talking about DSBM tho?

  • @nessie7377
    @nessie7377 Рік тому +3

    lovin them Ozzy clips. 👌🏻

  • @DeadSabbath806
    @DeadSabbath806 Рік тому +17

    Regarding black metal: Was Norway having a mental health crisis in the late 80's?

    • @Void-ez2it
      @Void-ez2it Рік тому +2

      Wouldn't be surprising lol.

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 місяці тому

      The spirit of Vikings and Berserkers had to get channeled somehow and somewhere. Better this than the alternative

    • @eulennachathen449
      @eulennachathen449 8 днів тому

      Norway is a mental health crisis during winter.
      Also: the Viking blood still runs through this civilized and well adjusted nation.

  • @snefansson
    @snefansson Рік тому +14

    I’ve been listening to this crap since I was like 13 and yeah you summed it up quite perfectly!
    Forteresse is a great band I recently found with the quintessential trash can soundscape if anyone is interested

  • @palerider4582
    @palerider4582 Рік тому +16

    "Welcom to Hell," was Venoms first album released in 1981. "Black Metal" was their second album. Arguably, that's where genre gets its name from

    • @coolea
      @coolea  Рік тому +5

      read pinned comment

    • @Dravoth
      @Dravoth Рік тому +1

      "Black Metal" was actually Venom's second album, released in 1982.@@coolea

  • @faultier3215
    @faultier3215 Рік тому +7

    loving the symphonic cat at 6:57

  • @realtsarbomba
    @realtsarbomba Рік тому +41

    Euronymous also took pieces of his deceased friends skull and made necklaces out of them and gave those to people he thought were deserving.

  • @partypizza1
    @partypizza1 Рік тому +47

    Can’t believe you went through the whole vid without mentioning dungeon synth.I’d like to see you make a video about it and its’ sub genres

    • @partypizza1
      @partypizza1 Рік тому +9

      @@droopy_eyes What..

    • @swagmundfreud666
      @swagmundfreud666 Рік тому +2

      @@droopy_eyes I mean you aren't wrong...

    • @melissajade7717
      @melissajade7717 Рік тому +2

      Especially after mentioning Varg and the whole LOTR fantasy aspect. I think Satyricon really mastered the Dungeon Synth ambience with Black Metal sound the best though.

    • @vicstoron
      @vicstoron Рік тому +2

      won't lie that I was expecting a Dungeon Synth mention.
      hopefully he will do a dedicated video about it in the future

    • @cabsmih7897
      @cabsmih7897 Рік тому

      Dungeon synth became one of my favorite genres cuz of modern acts like örnatorpet and aindulmedir, I love it so much and I was hopin it would show up here

  • @astralgary.
    @astralgary. 5 місяців тому +2

    You have a charismatic and enthusiastic voice

  • @АртёмКаганович-ъ8н

    Well-informed and passionate overview, power to you dude! You deserve all the more subs!

  • @notaacreativehandle
    @notaacreativehandle Рік тому +5

    great video
    love how much the genre has to offer

  • @vincent66683f
    @vincent66683f Рік тому +18

    6:26 burzum is not dsbm!!!

    • @coolea
      @coolea  Рік тому +11

      Saying the slower pace of and themes of early Burzum music didn't inspire DSBM is a bit silly imo.

    • @vincent66683f
      @vincent66683f Рік тому +22

      ​@@coolea I'm not saying burzum didn't inspire dsbm, I'm saying it's not dsbm. none of the lyrical themes are depressive or suicidal. from what I know, varg vikernes is not depressed or suicidal. and the music itself isn't depressing. burzum sure inspired dsbm(especially the vocal style) but it's just not dsbm.

    • @dame9187
      @dame9187 Рік тому +2

      well…some of his songs sound a lot like dsbm

    • @vincent66683f
      @vincent66683f Рік тому +4

      @@dame9187 yeah, but it's still not dsbm

    • @NetZip
      @NetZip 3 місяці тому

      @@vincent66683fclose enough

  • @MegaSmallCow
    @MegaSmallCow Рік тому +4

    0:10 holy fucking shit the soyjak over the literal corpse album art

  • @l.fidelis
    @l.fidelis Рік тому +1

    Excellent video, man. Congrats for the good work

  • @punishedpinecone4772
    @punishedpinecone4772 Рік тому +11

    the virgin "waah this isn't authentic" vs the chad "i like this song because it sounds good"

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 Рік тому

      Siding with the Chad.
      Also, big asterisk for the word “authentic” there.

  • @heisjonas
    @heisjonas Рік тому +1

    great shit bro, dungeon synth is also super interesting :)

  • @stevencooper3202
    @stevencooper3202 Рік тому +74

    Venoms first album was welcome to hell. Black metal was their second album

    • @coolea
      @coolea  Рік тому +10

      Corrected myself in pinned comment.

    • @xstuartx
      @xstuartx Рік тому +3

      It says “ignorant” in the title, what did you expect when you clicked on it. @@coolea good vid.

    • @sachimi_ggz
      @sachimi_ggz Рік тому

      Indeed

  • @martakoakowska9872
    @martakoakowska9872 Рік тому +11

    I love the idea of ignorant guides to different genres of rock/metal. Gonna watch them all now!

  • @Emily_Charley
    @Emily_Charley Рік тому +8

    What about Cradle of Filth?
    Funny video man😅

    • @GrossePutea5Dollards
      @GrossePutea5Dollards Рік тому +2

      Cradle Of Filth.. LOL!

    • @lukegipsy
      @lukegipsy Рік тому

      They play Dark Metal nowadays, online the early stuff is Black Metal 😂

    • @constantinexie8484
      @constantinexie8484 8 місяців тому

      Actually, the music is good but Dani Filth sounds like a rabid Jack Russell Terrier on meth. -_- Otherwise, listenable.

  • @AlissonSilva-ox4uz
    @AlissonSilva-ox4uz Рік тому +3

    5:35 missed an opportunity to put the darkthrone logo on to top right corner

  • @ZauTa
    @ZauTa Рік тому +20

    STOP... watching porn

  • @Mrchungus11C-OIR
    @Mrchungus11C-OIR Рік тому +13

    I masquerade as a normal person but deep down I’m a mayhem fan

  • @VacantPsalm
    @VacantPsalm Рік тому +5

    > "I made all the music in this vid but will not release it because it sucks."
    God damnit, I was gonna ask about the clip at 5:10.

    • @coolea
      @coolea  Рік тому +1

      That is Painkiller by Judas Priest, with the audio from the video Black Metal Idol and distorted guitar I recorded over the top, I won't release that becuase it uses too many elements of other shit, just there for the meme.

  • @0froggiesocks162
    @0froggiesocks162 Рік тому +15

    As a young black metal fan i with to become a face paint smothered, leather encased grimy, 60 year old smoker voiced hellshit, spot on stuff :)

    • @generalkrow
      @generalkrow Рік тому +5

      Gen Z posser.

    • @0froggiesocks162
      @0froggiesocks162 Рік тому +2

      @@generalkrow i’m actually not a poser, i listen to a lot of black metal, i most enjoy dark funeral and mayem, and i also listen do dreath metal and stuff! My favourite songs are unchain my soul and aterra totus sanctus by dark funeral and leech by angelmaker!

    • @thechadbuddha
      @thechadbuddha Рік тому +8

      YWNBAW

    • @marcusvogele8987
      @marcusvogele8987 Рік тому

      based enby

  • @therealdohos2607
    @therealdohos2607 Рік тому

    man this tiny clip of the guy inhaling the whole joint made me laugh so damn hard

  • @zerodqyy
    @zerodqyy Рік тому +3

    this is such an amazing video lmfao

  • @Karl_Marksman
    @Karl_Marksman Рік тому

    You had me at Slowly Expanding Riffs :D

  • @CustomStoryGatherers
    @CustomStoryGatherers Рік тому +11

    Made me remember the time I was a TRVE CVLT poser in 2011, while I presented the Euronymous/Vikernes arc in a presentation to the class. Now I kinda think that part of BM is so boring. Blackgaze/post-black and cosmic BM is one of the best genres in music

    • @jasonvader7246
      @jasonvader7246 Рік тому +6

      Could you recommend cosmic black metal bands

    • @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord
      @The6Eternal6Dark6Lord Рік тому +1

      @@jasonvader7246 darkspace are great

    • @CustomStoryGatherers
      @CustomStoryGatherers Рік тому

      @@jasonvader7246 Lumnos, Midnight Odyssey, the lost sun, mesarthrim come to mind, not BM but still cosmic: ISON, ATAVISTIA are worth it too

    • @NeroAngelo616
      @NeroAngelo616 Рік тому +1

      @@CustomStoryGatherers Burzum prime has aged beautifully since it's the roots of all the atmospheric, ambient and drone acts that have come from it. Mayhem, for more straightforward "orthodox" style.

    • @Agalloch1234
      @Agalloch1234 Рік тому +4

      @@jasonvader7246 Inquisition, Mare Cognitum, and Darkspace. If you like Darkspace, check out Paysage d'Hiver because the same person runs that project as well, and it is basically the same thing but with a winter soundscape instead of a cosmic soundscape.

  • @waderoberts3701
    @waderoberts3701 Рік тому +1

    These videos are really good.

  • @parptarf
    @parptarf 6 місяців тому +5

    Black Metal would be cooler if the artitsts and fans didn't take it so damn serious. They could learn a thing or two from Power Metal, which is so fucking cringe, but they embrace it and have fun.
    That being said. Dimmu Borgir is one of my favorite bands and I enjoy some Immortal, Emperor, Satyricon and Abbath. But I listen mostly to Punk rock so I guess I'm just a normie.

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 3 місяці тому +1

      there are bands who don't take it too seriously. but the ones who take it seriously are the best ones. the blackmetal bands whose main priorities are evolving their knowledge of music theory and to be in an internationally touring band, are far more often than not total garbage. the ones who combine the mix of seriousness and to increase their talent as musicians and be international touring sensations are often at the top of the genre, like a few bands you mentioned there.
      for a punk fan I have some recommendations you could try if you want to try something black metal and punkish. from the top of my head I'm thinking of Sacroscum - Drugs&Death LP, The Black - Alongside Death, Tyrant - Reclaim The Flame, Arckanum - Fenris Kindir (only this one has the punk energy), Gehennah - Metal Police

  • @firstname2312
    @firstname2312 Рік тому +1

    You absolutely could not have even said this any better whatsoever. Bravo m8

  • @Rubbish_
    @Rubbish_ Рік тому +29

    NSBM and RABM fans finding each other at the thigh highs store

  • @Luna-yr4os
    @Luna-yr4os Рік тому +5

    I'm just saying
    if it sounds like it was recorded on anything more expensive than microwaved tape passing through literal dollar store magnets and a paper cone then I don't want it

  • @robklossner9093
    @robklossner9093 Рік тому +1

    LOL well done mate! I very much enjoyed this video

  • @empousa8680
    @empousa8680 Рік тому +3

    Bal sagoth mentioned. Video liked and channel subscribed

  • @eulennachathen449
    @eulennachathen449 8 днів тому

    On the subject of Blackgaze: check out Harakiri for the Sky. I saw them live once, I died of sheer beauty.

  • @BurnInBliss
    @BurnInBliss Рік тому +6

    Elderwind is great, so is eldemar and caladan brood if ur lookin for atmospheric bm

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 Рік тому +1

    *Now that's a pretty nifty genre!*

  • @belsen777
    @belsen777 Рік тому +37

    Sam Hyde killed Euronymous…we HAVE to stop him.

    • @NeroAngelo616
      @NeroAngelo616 Рік тому

      What?

    • @eatsilva5136
      @eatsilva5136 Рік тому +11

      HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

    • @thechadbuddha
      @thechadbuddha Рік тому +5

      in self defence ;)

    • @DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach
      @DrinkingBleachOnTheBeach Рік тому

      @@NeroAngelo616Sam Hyde is a stupid lil UA-camr all the cringe edgelords watch the kind of edgelords that still think “haha whites guy said the n word so funny”

  • @KennethClaar
    @KennethClaar 6 місяців тому

    Your editing is so similar to Jixaw and I love you for that

  • @paveantelic7876
    @paveantelic7876 Рік тому +13

    this made me choke from laughter fr, great video bro
    btw you forgot about NSBM, aka never sad black metal, the opposite of DSBM

  • @AlexanderWahler
    @AlexanderWahler Рік тому

    "Slowly expanding Riffs" - bro, i almost choked laughing. Didnt expect that AT ALL : D

  • @vincent66683f
    @vincent66683f Рік тому +9

    3:41 i dont think euronymous intended to make the picture as an album cover. the picture was stolen a few years after euros death and made into a bootleg

    • @totalnaddjob
      @totalnaddjob Рік тому +8

      No, As far as I'm aware he very much intended to use the photo in the way it ended up. If I remember correctly, he even gifted some pieces of the skull to close friends.

  • @jasong428
    @jasong428 Рік тому +1

    You know what kind of hunger I have? A Transylvanian Hunger. Goodnight.

  • @KillVrill
    @KillVrill Рік тому +6

    Do stoner metal next I feel like you know about electric wizard

  • @fawrun
    @fawrun Рік тому

    This is really well edited keep it up and have an orange at half time

  • @gnarlywagner8171
    @gnarlywagner8171 Рік тому +3

    After the lords gave us metal on a black sabbath they quickly devolved into two and only two genres black metal and sabbath metal

  • @vegetawaar
    @vegetawaar 3 місяці тому

    It’s a pity, of course, that the author did not indicate me as the creator of the black metal warrior who is in the preview, but it’s very nice to see my work :)

  • @Usernameisavailabe
    @Usernameisavailabe Рік тому +6

    I do love me some Atmospheric Black Metal. Been listening to Lustre a lot lately, it's pretty calming.

  • @jmirsp4z
    @jmirsp4z Рік тому +1

    ooh the mayhem story... haven't heard that one before...

  • @moodyblues9675
    @moodyblues9675 Рік тому +5

    Kinda tragic how u put Burzum as dsbm and not as atmospheric, being one of the most influential projects for the subgenre as a whole. I've never seen anyone else catalogue Burzum as dsbm

  • @Bollthorn
    @Bollthorn Рік тому

    So happy that you mentioned Bal-Sagoth.

  • @Skelterbane69
    @Skelterbane69 Рік тому +3

    Black metal to me is like brown noise.
    Calming distorted noise.

  • @georgeetboom7719
    @georgeetboom7719 11 місяців тому +1

    Gonna see my first black metal gig tomorrow in Switzerland, better do some research