Top 10 funny English football chants

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2016
  • A collection of the top 10 funniest football chants as chosen by The Away Day Bible.
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  • @lennongalla1412
    @lennongalla1412 5 років тому +13716

    I can just imagine how strange this must seem to non-British people

    • @imsearching4yearsnowforana966
      @imsearching4yearsnowforana966 4 роки тому +987

      We are european dude we are the same at football

    • @azore1184
      @azore1184 4 роки тому +192

      It’s fookin amazin

    • @any9652
      @any9652 4 роки тому +29

      why 90 days to change my name?
      Ur not ur dog shit

    • @IdeGas-fm3ss
      @IdeGas-fm3ss 4 роки тому +53

      @@any9652 tell that to the croatians

    • @any9652
      @any9652 4 роки тому +7

      Gaming Bros
      LOL THEY ARE SHIT. They were lucky. Our team were fucked up. We had the wrong players

  • @ciaranirvine4929
    @ciaranirvine4929 7 років тому +9823

    Let's pretend we scored a goal wooooooo 😂😂😂

  • @zaksta1436
    @zaksta1436 4 роки тому +1533

    “Let’s pretend we scored a goal!” That ones my fav. Love it when fans aren’t boring and decide to have a bit of fun. Absolute legends

    • @grahamnancledra7036
      @grahamnancledra7036 Рік тому +9

      Old Plymouth Argyle joke - a team so bad, they do a lap of honour when they are awarded a corner kick.

    • @worldsgreatestdude1784
      @worldsgreatestdude1784 11 місяців тому +2

      That’s what happens when the sport is boring

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja 7 місяців тому

      @@worldsgreatestdude1784
      Football has always been more about the community than the sport itself.

  • @ashturner2110
    @ashturner2110 4 роки тому +1887

    as an australian, i’ve never been more proud of another county but also confused

    • @mikelitorous5570
      @mikelitorous5570 3 роки тому +23

      By the sounds of your name your family are british so your allowed to be proud

    • @jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp
      @jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp 2 роки тому +15

      I’m Australian too and I’m proud/confused aswell ☠️

    • @KingNikaDKota
      @KingNikaDKota 2 роки тому +38

      @@mikelitorous5570 most Australians are of brit descent

    • @BenHutchinson92
      @BenHutchinson92 2 роки тому +23

      @@KingNikaDKota yeah i see australians as happier versions of ourselves lol good for them with all that sunny weather

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +4

      @@BenHutchinson92 Stop apologising for your own country, woman...

  • @TheShashwat213
    @TheShashwat213 7 років тому +6461

    say anything u want but British ppl know how to hv fun

    • @syndicatejr3037
      @syndicatejr3037 7 років тому +42

      Shashwat Khajuria init mate

    • @oli5412
      @oli5412 7 років тому +22

      SyndicateJr g innit* nerd

    • @scottlaaa
      @scottlaaa 6 років тому +19

      Shashwat Khajuria we are awesome at parties!

    • @alex-johntrainor3788
      @alex-johntrainor3788 6 років тому

      Yerman!

    • @dontbethatguy6640
      @dontbethatguy6640 6 років тому +116

      chin Smart funny you say that because I'm 100% sure not one person in any of these videos looted or oppressed anybody in his country. Or anybody alive in the UK right now. Keep going back in history bro, jealousy is a disease.

  • @toddgyurke215
    @toddgyurke215 7 років тому +4153

    We lose every week!
    We lose every weeeeeeek!
    You're nothing special!
    We lose every week!

    • @benking428
      @benking428 7 років тому +9

      Todd Gyurke then thry go on and with the title

    • @jarrodpycroft5370
      @jarrodpycroft5370 7 років тому +24

      Todd Gyurke and the 4senal one
      What do we think of tottenham
      shit!
      what do we think of shit
      tottenham!
      thank you
      thats ok!

    • @arrowsmithgaming4613
      @arrowsmithgaming4613 6 років тому +1

      Arsenal is shit we beat them

    • @awacherif1689
      @awacherif1689 6 років тому +1

      Todd Gyurke 😂😂😂😂

    • @BelegCuthali0n
      @BelegCuthali0n 6 років тому +31

      We're winning away!
      We're winning awaaaaay!
      How shit must you be?
      We're winning away!

  • @jayfritz1638
    @jayfritz1638 4 роки тому +897

    I'm English but "we hate England more than you" during a Wales and Scotland match, was brilliant.

  • @derrickmwerema7893
    @derrickmwerema7893 4 роки тому +1284

    Wife:he is probably out cheating on me.
    Him at the tube station:

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +18

      lol every age range from 14 to 70 is dancing at that tube station.

    • @neilwhitaker6284
      @neilwhitaker6284 Рік тому +3

      @@TonyEnglandUK the older middle aged ladies on the other side of the platform singing along and doing the motions was sweet.

  • @seemoredicks6537
    @seemoredicks6537 7 років тому +11815

    how do players not get distracted by these chants lol

    • @mattmoore804
      @mattmoore804 7 років тому +591

      Shakur 1908 So why watch the video then?

    • @mikeybswfc
      @mikeybswfc 7 років тому +335

      Seemore Dicks they earn so much money i don't think they give a shit at the end of the day

    • @nnik1016
      @nnik1016 7 років тому +34

      Seemore Dicks they do.

    • @sumicr7533
      @sumicr7533 6 років тому +7

      Seemore Dicks h

    • @cihattekin562
      @cihattekin562 6 років тому +23

      Lmao americans cant fan

  • @alkkk7171
    @alkkk7171 6 років тому +7362

    "Is there a fire drill" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 років тому +91

      Fans questioning the other fans the reason for the early exit.

    • @fredbayles
      @fredbayles 4 роки тому +51

      Classic Swindon

    • @alfiedarch4080
      @alfiedarch4080 4 роки тому +22

      I was at one of these games when they were singing this

    • @henryward3742
      @henryward3742 4 роки тому +51

      Is there a fire drill is like the most common of these

    • @dexter382
      @dexter382 4 роки тому +7

      Alkkk up the swin

  • @Graphics_Card
    @Graphics_Card 2 роки тому +506

    “Let’s pretend we scored a goal”
    What kind of genius Smart mouth thought of this? 😂

    • @ZedsDeadZD
      @ZedsDeadZD 2 роки тому +26

      The players on the field must have been really confused xD

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +16

      lol I bet he had a plant pot on his head when he thought of it.

  • @gadrockduke
    @gadrockduke 8 місяців тому +18

    Watching this as an American, I will be adding attending a proper English football match to my bucket list. I'm a huge fan of American college football, but this camaraderie and passion is absolutely unmatched! Talk about an electrifying atmosphere! Cheers, Brits!

    • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
      @RonaldTrumpOfficial 17 днів тому

      Whatever you do, go to a game where two rivals are playing. Manchester lovely place for it (if United stops being so shit)

  • @pepsychologyx4877
    @pepsychologyx4877 7 років тому +3690

    "Harry potter he's coming for you"😂😂😂

  • @danielsutherland6452
    @danielsutherland6452 7 років тому +3302

    we lose every week
    we lose every weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
    you're nothing special
    we lose every week
    one of my favourite chants

    • @xrllisxyt1405
      @xrllisxyt1405 7 років тому +21

      Daniel Sutherland cough cough Sunderland
      Cmon Newcastle

    • @timscott5782
      @timscott5782 7 років тому +3

      Daniel Sutherland

    • @jackstone3225
      @jackstone3225 7 років тому +7

      Daniel Sutherland, where I live, we light loose every week in our Sunday league! We have chanted that too many times

    • @spencerrobertson355
      @spencerrobertson355 7 років тому +1

      Tim Scott p

    • @tadaspocius2716
      @tadaspocius2716 7 років тому +3

      Daniel Sutherland that's united

  • @viahorsfield5374
    @viahorsfield5374 3 роки тому +494

    1:48
    As a Barnsley fan I remember this day and I honestly couldn’t care about losing,this was just one of the best days ever. It were so funny 😂

    • @itome3499
      @itome3499 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @alessandroaglieri4534
      @alessandroaglieri4534 2 роки тому +2

      what were you singing?

    • @emilsargieson6346
      @emilsargieson6346 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @narchia161
      @narchia161 2 роки тому +28

      @@alessandroaglieri4534 they just put a plant pot on anyones hat and then they started singing about those random fans having a plant pot on their hats

    • @alessandroaglieri4534
      @alessandroaglieri4534 2 роки тому +7

      @@narchia161 that’s ok, but I wanted to know the text of this amazing song

  • @ColinH1973
    @ColinH1973 2 роки тому +92

    I am a Sunderland supporter and I was at that match. There was a Sunderland lad with a false leg who kept waving it in the air, and the chant was, "Get your leg out for the lads, get your leg out for the lads!" Brilliant day.

  • @dtdang23
    @dtdang23 7 років тому +2553

    'His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, he's Mesut Ozil, his eyes are offside' - Should of been on the list.

    • @HomebaseLHR
      @HomebaseLHR 5 років тому +35

      dtdang23 should have*

    • @OrrBzz
      @OrrBzz 4 роки тому +5

      Racist

    • @benjyyy4168
      @benjyyy4168 4 роки тому +55

      @@OrrBzz not really

    • @farnyone
      @farnyone 4 роки тому +3

      Thats class 😂

    • @kaiseranowar
      @kaiseranowar 4 роки тому +15

      wtf i sang your comment lol

  • @FootballFury
    @FootballFury 6 років тому +1517

    'Arry pottah, he's caming for you.

    • @nachiemi196
      @nachiemi196 5 років тому +92

      Rosida Andriyana Way to ruin the 11 month old joke with your non existent sense of humour.

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 4 роки тому +2

      @Rosida Andriyana you're wrong.

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 роки тому +4

      Rosida Andriyana it’s how we speak

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 роки тому

      Random Kid omg stop

    • @pauloemmi6216
      @pauloemmi6216 4 роки тому +3

      @Rosida Andriyana r/woooosh

  • @bergkamp48
    @bergkamp48 4 роки тому +116

    still my favourite (to the tune of "That's Amore")..."When you sit in row zed and the ball hits your head...that's Zamora!"

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 4 роки тому +4

      That's a clever one.

    • @jerrylott4465
      @jerrylott4465 3 роки тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @obiigwe8349
      @obiigwe8349 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO. It's so well thought-through, rhymes and everything.

    • @adrianwyatt8209
      @adrianwyatt8209 11 місяців тому

      Or … when the ball hits the goal it’s not Shearer or Cole it’s Scot Dobie (WBA ages ago!)

  • @damienmontanadias
    @damienmontanadias 2 роки тому +149

    Watching this as an American, I am super envious of of your chants. Too good! The best we have over here is screaming DEFENSE! or the stupid na na na na, na na na na, heey-eyy-eyyy, goodbye.
    The next Packers game i am at, if the visitors start leaving, I'm going to try getting that "fire drill" chant going.

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 Рік тому +8

      how did you get on ?

    • @katiemiaana
      @katiemiaana Рік тому

      I’m English don’t get the de pause fence thing either

    • @Johenz
      @Johenz Рік тому

      Maybe you just live in a boring city. I’ve been to Knicks games we chant move than defense. . We chant trae young balding” “fuck trae young” “ref you suck” “honey nut cheerios” “Lebron gonna trade you” you’re in greenbay yall just boring

    • @sooya6970
      @sooya6970 9 місяців тому +1

      Cant forget the classic USA USA

    • @moos5221
      @moos5221 9 місяців тому

      oh murica

  • @jeenashirkey1987
    @jeenashirkey1987 6 років тому +2615

    Let's pretend
    Let's pretend
    Let's pretend we scored a goal
    *cheers as if they scored*

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 років тому +6

      +little mix supporters Fans then make crazy noises.

    • @tyler2k557
      @tyler2k557 5 років тому +109

      No shit sherlock

    • @Jack-yg7pi
      @Jack-yg7pi 4 роки тому +32

      1980s Love yep. Hence the “lets pretend we scored a goal” what were you expecting?

    • @edvinb5604
      @edvinb5604 4 роки тому +21

      Wow they cheered thank you for pointing that out for me!

    • @um.itsmaka9982
      @um.itsmaka9982 4 роки тому +18

      No way really?

  • @Kingkixmw3
    @Kingkixmw3 7 років тому +1537

    Man United seriously do play in the dark.

    • @slimo3600
      @slimo3600 7 років тому +2

      Kingkixmw3 😂😂😂

    • @carolinewilton3861
      @carolinewilton3861 7 років тому

      Kingkixmw3 why have you got a problem with that

    • @EthanRichards-sj4bw
      @EthanRichards-sj4bw 7 років тому +18

      Kingkixmw3 it's the only way other teams get past the brick wall that's De Gea

    • @Kingkixmw3
      @Kingkixmw3 7 років тому

      HS Gaming hardly

    • @reyinfinity
      @reyinfinity 7 років тому

      KingKix yeah yeah already read 5 comments like this, no originality

  • @DaddyjeeFF
    @DaddyjeeFF 2 роки тому +71

    4:02 Almost Dead Laughing 🤣

  • @petercolledge8204
    @petercolledge8204 Рік тому +4

    Best chant ever, heard at and Edinburgh City match with Stirling Albion, some years ago. The stand singers behind me started singing: "Our castle's bigger than yours".

  • @libbymercer3356
    @libbymercer3356 6 років тому +1129

    Love being British’s , the joy of just hearing this yelled from the hallways in secondary school

    • @rossgeller_23
      @rossgeller_23 4 роки тому +10

      gotta love it

    • @rustybookshelf8566
      @rustybookshelf8566 4 роки тому +7

      Summer of 20'18 was a made time lmao I was in Year 7 and all you'd hear is fuckign "iTs cOmInG hOmE" no stfu

    • @katiebrampton5771
      @katiebrampton5771 3 роки тому

      Yep 😭😂

    • @BigMan-kp6ug
      @BigMan-kp6ug 3 роки тому +6

      "You fill up my senses,
      Like a gallon of Magnet,
      Like a packet of Woodbines,
      Like a good pinch of snuff,
      Like a night out in Sheffield,
      Like a greasy chip butty,
      Like Sheffield United,
      Come fill me again
      Na na na na na...Ooooohh!"
      I'll never forget me and the boys pissing the Wednesdayites off whenever we thrashed them haha

    • @visiory
      @visiory 2 роки тому +7

      i’m irish and all the lads in my school would shout HES GOT A PLANT POT ON ‘IS HEAD and i’m only now finding out where it came from lol

  • @ludwigandersson7557
    @ludwigandersson7557 7 років тому +498

    His name is a shop,
    His name is a shooooop,
    Lenell John-Lewis his name is a shop!

    • @hoixthegreat8359
      @hoixthegreat8359 6 років тому +8

      I was at that game - I still remember that chant.

    • @rabbitbaj134
      @rabbitbaj134 6 років тому +6

      Same here, lost my shit when I heard it.

    • @topofthecircle
      @topofthecircle 5 років тому +2

      You could do that with "His name's a law firm" to "La Donna e Mobile."

    • @wilma5764
      @wilma5764 5 років тому +1

      Uts

    • @AJPlayz707
      @AJPlayz707 4 роки тому

      @@hoixthegreat8359 mate it was any game he got subbed on

  • @Klopford
    @Klopford 2 роки тому +58

    Man I’m jealous of just how much spirit you brits have compared to most US sports fans!

    • @SOhiyaaa
      @SOhiyaaa 5 місяців тому

      Poor US fans😢 life being British socks tho lol 😊

  • @MrFlibbleable
    @MrFlibbleable 4 роки тому +29

    Best one ever for me was Liverpool fans chanting ‘Cilla wants her teeth back’ to Ronaldinho at Anfield.... classic

  • @JordynNexus
    @JordynNexus 6 років тому +566

    “Complimenting Diego costa on his dashing looks” omg 😂 so bloody British

  • @Layla-sv7hb
    @Layla-sv7hb 6 років тому +2881

    this is why I love being English

    • @someguy4144
      @someguy4144 5 років тому +33

      One year later but you got your TV loicense mate?

    • @Henry-oh5kz
      @Henry-oh5kz 5 років тому +28

      Some Guy have u checked your spelling yet 😂😂

    • @someguy4144
      @someguy4144 5 років тому +62

      It's intentional you knob. I'm putting on an accent through text.

    • @Henry-oh5kz
      @Henry-oh5kz 5 років тому +17

      Some Guy jeez calm it

    • @KingdomofArabia
      @KingdomofArabia 4 роки тому +21

      @@someguy4144 why are you crying about it in the comments like your whole life depends on it ?

  • @guntherbeckman1257
    @guntherbeckman1257 3 роки тому +29

    The energy at those matches is unreal.. love from across the pond 🇨🇦

  • @Jamster3116
    @Jamster3116 4 роки тому +38

    Man utd chant 2016: we'll play in the dark - Mean while back to 2020 it looks like they are

  • @mattcoulter8304
    @mattcoulter8304 6 років тому +668

    best one when the lights went out at Portsmouth. Leeds fans started singing "pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up"

    • @chadwicklufc2832
      @chadwicklufc2832 3 роки тому +5

      Changed play up to up

    • @riverkath
      @riverkath 2 роки тому +9

      As a Pompey lass, this sounds about right.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому

      @@riverkath People normally pay Pompey lasses.

    • @chaswilson5145
      @chaswilson5145 Рік тому +3

      That IS funny (a skit on Play Up Pompey - Pompey is the name for Portsmouth)

  • @marymurray6917
    @marymurray6917 5 років тому +404

    When a PLANTPOT is more exciting than a football game🤣😂

    • @Donovaan
      @Donovaan 4 роки тому +2

      Adventures of Potty the Plant Pot. 😂 Who takes a plant pot to a football match anyway??

    • @oh_no_its_issy2559
      @oh_no_its_issy2559 4 роки тому +3

      Donovaan english people 😎

    • @snek1576
      @snek1576 3 роки тому +10

      You don't really see English fans getting bored over football, that's how you know the match was bad.

    • @blackbob3358
      @blackbob3358 3 роки тому

      perhaps you're not quite getting the concept, flower. it's far, far deeper than that. not that long a go, the plebescite lost their "right of association". if there was more than "two" together, they assumed a" Cabal". van damens was the cry. IT REALLY IS NOT THAT SIMPLE. ( bit OTT,yea) . i could go on . av a look at the history, mz murray, of how the "cannon fodder" were treated... that's it. xx

  • @roberthodge4712
    @roberthodge4712 3 роки тому +9

    When New Zealand beat australia in the rugby we chanted .you guys come from a convict colony to the tune of we all live in a yellow submarine we got barred from every aussie bar singing that night

  • @elliot7753
    @elliot7753 3 роки тому +42

    “‘E’s comin for you
    E’s coming for yooo-oooo
    Arry Po-ah!
    E’s comin for you!”
    2:49

  • @trayshon899
    @trayshon899 7 років тому +830

    this is why English football is my favorite

    • @Jessica-ib8ri
      @Jessica-ib8ri 5 років тому

      L Z yeahhhhh

    • @user-pk4sd9dd2w
      @user-pk4sd9dd2w 2 роки тому

      Harry Potter is gold

    • @moos5221
      @moos5221 9 місяців тому

      really? it's not about the saudi prince, the oman sheikh, the dubai king, the russian oligarch and the chinese and american investment firms? because that's why i hate english football.

  • @delicvte
    @delicvte 4 роки тому +2955

    “Lenell John Lewis, his name is a shop”
    Only UK people will get it
    edit: ok pls stop attacking me for saying English people, other countries in the uk speak the English language anyways

    • @adammarjanovic
      @adammarjanovic 4 роки тому +21

      SpaceFlowwers he still plays believe it or not

    • @saverasavera3652
      @saverasavera3652 4 роки тому +22

      made me laugh so hard

    • @wilma5764
      @wilma5764 4 роки тому +15

      Uts rip bury

    • @cowkid220
      @cowkid220 4 роки тому +6

      Adam Marjanovic he’s a free agent at the moment got released by Shrewsbury last month

    • @adammarjanovic
      @adammarjanovic 4 роки тому

      Charlie Genner yeah, i probably should’ve edited my comment once he was released. I would’ve liked to see him play vs Liverpool

  • @Beerissmoke12
    @Beerissmoke12 4 роки тому +80

    As an American, Im proud to see this and I wish we can have that much fun here without all the fighting. "Is there a fire drill" made me crack up!!!!!

  • @phildavies6020
    @phildavies6020 9 місяців тому +3

    I remember hearing that Wigan had a terrible lack of fans at away matches.. the opposition were chanting ‘ What time’s your minibus?’ At them. Also, back in the 70’s.. Cardiff fans, singing about their own player.. ‘He’ missed, he’s missed, he must be f.....g pissed, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moore’

  • @ineedanamehelp7507
    @ineedanamehelp7507 4 роки тому +206

    3:56 is the best one no doubt

  • @annamurphy9089
    @annamurphy9089 4 роки тому +359

    4:06 It reminds me of a teacher confiscating a toy of a bunch of children

    • @gaylewayland9628
      @gaylewayland9628 3 роки тому +7

      Reminds me of American football fans of the Buffalo Bills throwing dildos on the New England Patriots. It's sort of a tradition because they play there every year

    • @outgoingblur
      @outgoingblur 2 роки тому +2

      @@gaylewayland9628 oh yeahhhh I remember that lol.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +1

      @@gaylewayland9628 Hahaha, I found that on here so funny. I also found the game known as "bottlegate", man that wasn't so funny.

    • @gaylewayland9628
      @gaylewayland9628 2 роки тому +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK the Minnesota game where they brained the referee? His name was Armen Terzian.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 2 роки тому +5

      "red and white army!"
      BIG DICK
      "red and white army!"
      BIG DICK
      Literally same energy.

  • @lancastrian123
    @lancastrian123 4 роки тому +8

    The best chant was Number 1. He's Eating A Pie. Simply because it is so British, regardless of what's going on, whether the game is any good, we chant about a bloke eating a Pie, then question if he wants some sauce with it, and finally the happy moment when he gets some Brown Sauce. Fantastic, quintessentially British.

  • @RockyRoader
    @RockyRoader Рік тому +3

    Irish fans find themselves among Swedish fans in a fanzone at Euros
    The Irish chant was "Go Home.... to your sexy wives!" ( to the tune of Go West by Pet Shop Boys)

  • @carlsberg72b
    @carlsberg72b 7 років тому +354

    i have watched many of these many times, but the Bradford City Pie Chant is one i always come back to.. but i have to say the Barnsley Plant Pot is a new one... love it, thanks for compiling

    • @owenbanks1509
      @owenbanks1509 4 роки тому +1

      Who is watching this in 2019????

    • @harrison3164
      @harrison3164 Рік тому

      @@owenbanks1509 im watching in 2022

  • @strangeplays822
    @strangeplays822 5 років тому +254

    4:21 imagine just arriving at your stop to see both sides full of people dancing and singing

    • @jayfritz1638
      @jayfritz1638 4 роки тому +8

      The same thing happened in Madrid last week. The Spanish all had their phones outl videoing the City fans doing the Yaya, Kolo chant

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 4 роки тому +6

      This will never not be funny to me.

    • @progamermajsc7230
      @progamermajsc7230 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine some American tourists trying to catch a train there

    • @Shadow_Lol3457
      @Shadow_Lol3457 2 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

    • @jdogg448
      @jdogg448 Рік тому

      @@jayfritz1638 Those Madrid fans doing it now? :P

  • @HeavyMetalRonin402
    @HeavyMetalRonin402 4 роки тому +27

    0:29 The moment this happened, Stuart Robson casually stacked his papers and said in his typically soft-spoken tone, "50p for the meter, anyone?" I laughed so damn hard.

  • @ironclad57
    @ironclad57 4 роки тому +5

    Chant of the year once went to the West Ham fans after Rio Ferdinand was banned for not taking a drug test. Away to Man Utd ,To the tune of Duran Duran, they sang “his name is Rio and he’s sitting in the stand”

    • @andreamanning1257
      @andreamanning1257 2 роки тому

      Never heard that one before…that is absolute genius 🤣🤣

  • @bluebaby1904
    @bluebaby1904 5 років тому +356

    "LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEEEEND WE SCORED A GOAL"
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @BittFijiFlagProd
      @BittFijiFlagProd 2 роки тому

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @Joshie_D
    @Joshie_D 6 років тому +418

    More seagulls then fans
    More seagulls then fannnns
    Brighton Albion more seagulls then fans

  • @Thebusysuperhuman
    @Thebusysuperhuman 2 роки тому +8

    Loved this more than I can describe. Despite rapid technological advances in the last 100yrs this shows how much we humans are just naked apes and love a good tribal dance and chant . Getting back to our roots Beats TV any day

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 4 роки тому +5

    “His name is a shop” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So glad I’m British! Just quality terrace humour!

  • @nflgamer126
    @nflgamer126 4 роки тому +493

    Is it just me or is almost every clip is the same voice tone

    • @bluemountain8110
      @bluemountain8110 4 роки тому +111

      Kris Hinkle yes it’s English chanting tone

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 4 роки тому +95

      That's the natural rhythm of the english

    • @hehheh5739
      @hehheh5739 4 роки тому +39

      British people just make their voice deeper for some reason when they chant. It’s just our way.

    • @Daniel-wd4zx
      @Daniel-wd4zx 3 роки тому +28

      It's called the drunk English lads

    • @Radagast-
      @Radagast- 3 роки тому +9

      Yes, British football fans are renowned for their wit, but not their group harmonies.

  • @chickenkebabandchips251
    @chickenkebabandchips251 7 років тому +126

    Were winning away
    Were winning awaaaaaaaaay
    How shit must u be?
    Were winning away

  • @lesleywillis6177
    @lesleywillis6177 2 роки тому +8

    Can’t remember what game it was, midweek evening lower league a few years ago. Young chap enters the centre circle at half time with a Mike. Proposing to his girlfriend. Instantly “you don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know what you’re doing “! Hilarious.

  • @stevencharnock4028
    @stevencharnock4028 2 роки тому +10

    Like Most Random Chants, It's The Gradual Build Up As Fans Become Aware.."He's Got Some Brown" Was Sung By Virtually The Whole Crowd.. Awesome!!🇬🇧

  • @denchieonfleek2
    @denchieonfleek2 7 років тому +358

    Number one needs to be added to FIFA 17

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 7 років тому +25

      So that's where it went.
      We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back

    • @Woegon
      @Woegon 5 років тому +2

      Denchie On Fleek WE WANT OUR DICK BACK, WE WANT OUR DICK BACK

    • @elizahamilton7241
      @elizahamilton7241 5 років тому +1

      We want our dick back! We want our dick back!

    • @Kizorkayz
      @Kizorkayz Рік тому

      lol ik this is 6 years later but this would be crazy if they added that in fifa

  • @denzil4
    @denzil4 7 років тому +469

    Man utd playing in the dark, most of the time it looks like that anyway!!!

  • @mikelitorous5570
    @mikelitorous5570 3 роки тому +9

    There was a bloke in the Scottish league who got diagnosed with schizophrenia so the fans were singing there’s only two Andy gorhams

    • @ansgarmarrek658
      @ansgarmarrek658 3 роки тому +2

      I'm actually looking for this now🤣🤣🤣

    • @andreamanning1257
      @andreamanning1257 2 роки тому +1

      Oh god classic 😂 I’ve heard that one on another video but didn’t know the background to it

  • @albertlol8488
    @albertlol8488 2 роки тому +8

    random man: eating pie and watching the game
    football fans: *chanting about him eating pie*

  • @rightiswrong8837
    @rightiswrong8837 4 роки тому +133

    The best best ever was Wolves fan's singing "you couldn't piss in a bottle" to Rio Ferdinand in his first match back after hisdrugs ba.

  • @milliepaterson4063
    @milliepaterson4063 5 років тому +277

    This first one had me tho 🤣 it had me dying 😂 *lets pretend we scored a goal* WOOOOAAAAAOOOOO🙈

  • @Bruno-lg1dp
    @Bruno-lg1dp 3 роки тому +11

    The Voldemort chant😂😂😅 I've never laughed this hard in my life

  • @AlexRising_
    @AlexRising_ 2 роки тому +4

    “Is there a fire drill?” Absolutely sent me

  • @aimangotze
    @aimangotze 7 років тому +1277

    no.9 was quite funny because they can barely play in daylight

  • @gemmakelleher498
    @gemmakelleher498 7 років тому +1072

    Inglish people will sing about anything even pie

    • @jackocallaghan8659
      @jackocallaghan8659 7 років тому +38

      Gemma Kelleher so true I'm not embarrassed though

    • @jamieallan7641
      @jamieallan7641 7 років тому +88

      Gemma Kelleher 'inglish'

    • @jaylewis30cassidy94
      @jaylewis30cassidy94 7 років тому +33

      Gemma Kelleher learn to spell English u put inglish

    • @kaiapurdie7529
      @kaiapurdie7529 7 років тому +32

      Gemma Kelleher yeah those 'inglish' people

    • @bigmanwilfred4955
      @bigmanwilfred4955 7 років тому +82

      Gemma Kelleher yeah its crazy here in ingland you should see sketland

  • @PoombaCaka
    @PoombaCaka 4 роки тому +5

    Only in English football will you ever hear chanting like this, never anywhere on the planet will you find humour like the English have.
    Best one by us Brighton fans I think I’ve ever heard is when we had Dean Cox at the club. poor Deano is a bout 5ft nothing bless him, and of course it was
    WE’VEGOT TINY COX
    WE’VE GOT TINY COX
    WE’VE GOT TINY
    WE’VE GOT TINY
    WE’VE GOT TINY COX !!
    😉🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

  • @geetafarrow2010
    @geetafarrow2010 5 місяців тому +1

    Love the Tottenham chant ."let's pretend ..."classic!!!😂😂😂COYS

  • @interceptingpunch4037
    @interceptingpunch4037 7 років тому +1019

    mls would be more entertaining if they had fans like this.

    • @stopsavinchat557
      @stopsavinchat557 7 років тому +114

      They barely have any fans in general

    • @interceptingpunch4037
      @interceptingpunch4037 7 років тому +18

      Yeah only like maybe five team's can fill a stadium. The rest always half empty. And that is sad when most of the stadiums are no bigger 25 thousand.

    • @insightfreeze7995
      @insightfreeze7995 7 років тому +2

      El macho Gringo My MLS is always like
      fuck You (team there going against) if a player of our team gets red carded

    • @williambrousseau4458
      @williambrousseau4458 7 років тому +6

      El macho Gringo come to Philadelphia. We're the only team that has fans. And I mean dedicated fans. Now all the New Jersey Energy Drink fans are gonna attack me.

    • @interceptingpunch4037
      @interceptingpunch4037 7 років тому +3

      +William Brousseau I'm sorry but until the whole stadium is singing a song together (I don't care what it is) to have the stadium rumbling mls fans won't ever compare to the fans of other leagues.

  • @wrhfdtvffygb410
    @wrhfdtvffygb410 6 років тому +276

    HARRY POTTER got me xD 😂😂😂

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 років тому +5

      +Xdd3 Lol The funniest soccer chant ever!

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 років тому +4

      +Xdd3 Lol Or even this: The Elephant Man, The Elephant Maaaannn. Diego Costa, The Elephant Man.

    • @wrhfdtvffygb410
      @wrhfdtvffygb410 6 років тому +3

      Austin Dickerson ye THE ELEPHANT MAN THE ELEPHANT MAN DIEGO COSTA THE ELEPHANT MAN

    • @ellataylor6838
      @ellataylor6838 6 років тому

      Stanley sings that to a morcombe player lol

    • @wrhfdtvffygb410
      @wrhfdtvffygb410 6 років тому

      Ella Taylor haha xd

  • @madonbarma2531
    @madonbarma2531 3 роки тому +6

    You'll never see this kind of passion from fans on any other game ❤️❤️❤️

  • @craigburgess7105
    @craigburgess7105 2 роки тому +2

    I have heard a few in my time - a couple of favourites (80's 90's times ) were the 10-1 let's all have a disco and then ( this a Pompey one ) the Fenwickone to the tune of 'Don't cry to me Argentina ( Terry Fenwick )

  • @norbertnk5986
    @norbertnk5986 4 роки тому +67

    4:10 has to be the funniest one

  • @Ethan-xd6fi
    @Ethan-xd6fi 6 років тому +32

    "Is there a fire drill?"
    -They all exit so calm.

  • @Mrrobackenson1
    @Mrrobackenson1 2 роки тому +8

    That's why I love being English.
    Best sense of humour in the world 🤣

  • @aceventura5398
    @aceventura5398 Рік тому +1

    NOTHING beats this for entertainment and companionship.

  • @grimscrimz7341
    @grimscrimz7341 5 років тому +255

    Is no one gonna talk about the guy the sniffed his armpit in front of the camera at 5:02

  • @erinreyn
    @erinreyn 6 років тому +37

    The “ is there a fire drill” chant is also used a lot at ice hockey when we play THE Nottingham panthers and they leave bc we are winning

  • @breezyobeatz
    @breezyobeatz 7 місяців тому

    Much love from Costa Rica, loved your country, we love your football, and we love your chants haha!!

  • @barrymay8269
    @barrymay8269 2 роки тому +2

    Love the Swindon fans singing “is there a fire drill?” at Elland Road. Priceless !!!

  • @RickyPro888
    @RickyPro888 7 років тому +139

    It's only 6-1 ot's only 6-1!!!! 60,000 empty seats, it's only 6-1!
    It should have been 10, it should have been 10!!! You lucky bastards, it should have been 10!

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 4 роки тому +5

      RickyPro Keep singing Six-One, keep singing Six-Oneeeeeee, Six games in Europe, you couldn't win ONE

    • @Wonderguard1
      @Wonderguard1 4 роки тому

      60,000 empty seats at Old Trafford? You must be referencing before everyone gets there in time for kick off. Shame City have so many empty seats during the matches

    • @ceryse622
      @ceryse622 4 роки тому

      Jackytheboss100 talking of European games

    • @benflanagan7354
      @benflanagan7354 4 роки тому +1

      @@ceryse622 talking of the number of champions league titiles ?

    • @ceryse622
      @ceryse622 4 роки тому

      benedict iyu least we’re not losing to Kazakhstan farmers

  • @KingPhoenixx
    @KingPhoenixx 4 роки тому +9

    I was at Stamford bridge for a europa league game a few years ago, the away fans lit some flares and we all started singing happy birthday to them

    • @ImFieldy
      @ImFieldy 2 роки тому +1

      Thats brilliant. Superb spontaneous humour and prolly never be repeated.

  • @eightcents213
    @eightcents213 2 роки тому

    True devotion to the sport. Spectacular.

  • @victoriabrown3314
    @victoriabrown3314 4 роки тому +8

    “is there a fire drill?”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoName-fo6ps
    @NoName-fo6ps 6 років тому +64

    2:45 I was laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessie7979
    @jessie7979 4 роки тому +31

    These are the moments that make you proud of some fans watching their team and having fun. Not starting fights and hurling abuse at each other or the players

  • @chloescorer4800
    @chloescorer4800 2 роки тому +18

    As someone from Sunderland.. I can say I have seen a flying inflatable banana and one match.. it was epic 😂😂

  • @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246
    @anunusualironiccircumstanc2246 4 роки тому +7

    2:30
    He’s got one tooth, in his head
    He’s got one tooth, in his head
    He’s got one tooth, in his head
    He’s got one tooth in his head!

  • @javier.zelada
    @javier.zelada 4 роки тому +16

    All chants are very funny and witty but "Let's pretend we scored a goal" is truly great!! The british fans are really fantastic!

  • @maxfrankenberg8260
    @maxfrankenberg8260 7 років тому +262

    Where is Jason Pucheons shit

  • @ankandey7324
    @ankandey7324 3 роки тому +8

    4:35 just can't get enough of this

  • @robinburn4974
    @robinburn4974 2 роки тому +3

    Man unt fans singing to S Korean striker Hwang Hee-chan, " he shoots he scores he eats labradors"

  • @pheonixeye_1162
    @pheonixeye_1162 5 років тому +95

    Haha, English Fans you are hilarious. You really know how to enjoy every game. KEEP IT UP😄😄

  • @stefanaellen669
    @stefanaellen669 7 років тому +46

    the last one had me in stitches haha, hope the lads pie was alright.

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣 Proper Britain! Our sense of humour is awesome!

  • @andrewthomasduff.4180
    @andrewthomasduff.4180 2 роки тому +1

    Some of these chants are brilliant

  • @tompey5944
    @tompey5944 7 років тому +79

    hes got a plant pot on his head!!!!!

    • @kianrehman8011
      @kianrehman8011 6 років тому +2

      Tom Pey my home town Rochdale that shit happens every game

    • @tredwan291
      @tredwan291 6 років тому +2

      Kian Rehman I live there love watching crackheads with plantpots on there head

  • @calfriedman7316
    @calfriedman7316 7 років тому +43

    The Sunderland chant is too good

    • @Kingkixmw3
      @Kingkixmw3 7 років тому +8

      Cal Friedman That's what they'll sing when Moyes is sacked.

    • @BaldManReformed
      @BaldManReformed 5 років тому +1

      @@Kingkixmw3 That's probably what they are singing down in league 1

    • @qwerty4045
      @qwerty4045 5 років тому

      @@BaldManReformed We'll put them in the playoffs for you.

  • @Equinox0709
    @Equinox0709 9 місяців тому +1

    5:25 this reminds me when i went to friendly or i think it was. It was between Real Madrid v Club America and while going down the stairs after the match they started chanting "Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza" because someone had a pizza box

  • @Arsenal_supremacy24
    @Arsenal_supremacy24 3 роки тому +3

    Nothing unites us humans more than doing stupid things together

    • @peyton4114
      @peyton4114 3 роки тому +1

      YES, a little strange but makes things fun and silly!

    • @Arsenal_supremacy24
      @Arsenal_supremacy24 3 роки тому

      @@peyton4114 sure does 😂