FUNNIEST FOOTBALL CHANTS IN ENGLAND (+Lyrics)

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  • @sidewaysbonobo2107
    @sidewaysbonobo2107 4 роки тому +10698

    'You're nothing special, we lose every week' will forever be my favourite chant

    • @gtgagaggagagagga
      @gtgagaggagagagga 4 роки тому +148

      Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun is to see, Arsenal win away, hey

    • @katiecaroll7302
      @katiecaroll7302 4 роки тому +57

      @@gtgagaggagagagga arsenal 🤮🤮

    • @sp8045
      @sp8045 4 роки тому +10

      Katie Caroll we won 2 trophies last month. Idc what trophies they are still trophies 🤣 suck it

    • @katiecaroll7302
      @katiecaroll7302 4 роки тому +7

      @@sp8045 lol your shit

    • @jimmythebob5728
      @jimmythebob5728 4 роки тому +2

      Ding Waa fuck offfffff

  • @MiamiDolphins-zk4eq
    @MiamiDolphins-zk4eq 3 роки тому +6070

    England fans yelling "You're Shit!....but ya birds are fit" at Swedish fans during last world cup was the highlight of my life

    • @briansanchez3898
      @briansanchez3898 3 роки тому +144

      To which the Swedish replied “Go home to your ugly wifes”

    • @holtender1029
      @holtender1029 3 роки тому +86

      @@briansanchez3898 bit dead that but fair enough

    • @orlandothompson5861
      @orlandothompson5861 3 роки тому +257

      There was also “you’re only known for your meatballs”

    • @blessings515
      @blessings515 3 роки тому +7

      @@orlandothompson5861 🤣🤣

    • @dilucsdarling
      @dilucsdarling 2 роки тому +2

      HONESTLY AMAZING

  • @themusic2189
    @themusic2189 3 роки тому +2831

    At a game once, the away fans were quiet for a long time. When they did pipe up the home fans sang
    “We forgot that,
    We forgot that,
    We forgot that you were here”.

  • @engmak3363
    @engmak3363 3 роки тому +2017

    What i fucking love is that everyones combined voice just sounds like the same stoner northern lad.

    • @FALslayer
      @FALslayer 2 роки тому +52

      If I was stoned at matches the chant would be different every time

    • @DylanoRevs
      @DylanoRevs Рік тому +35

      It's like a damn hivemind

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 місяці тому +1

      it always sounds the exact same no matter what

  • @realeques
    @realeques 3 роки тому +1254

    i think it's impressive how it all seems to have no rythm yet they're all in sync lmao

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 Рік тому +46

      It v definitely has a rhythm! That's just how drunk English men sound lmao

    • @Deleted11100
      @Deleted11100 27 днів тому

      For a country that’s led the world in music, it’s the least a pack of drunk fans can do 🤣

  • @thcrhe8407
    @thcrhe8407 4 роки тому +6149

    English football chants will forever remain undefeated 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesfletcher7952
      @jamesfletcher7952 4 роки тому +16

      Celtic r Scottish Nd have best fans in all of Europe

    • @gianlucagallucci3581
      @gianlucagallucci3581 4 роки тому +29

      Italian chants are great and the English stadium atmosphere is nowhere near the greman or italian !

    • @tallakhudson9710
      @tallakhudson9710 4 роки тому +21

      Gianluca Gallucci the atmosphere is a lot more violent and laddish in lower league British football.

    • @aryyyyuh
      @aryyyyuh 4 роки тому +7

      James Fletcher ehh no.

    • @aryyyyuh
      @aryyyyuh 4 роки тому +11

      Gianluca Gallucci biased ass

  • @blondeslover
    @blondeslover 4 роки тому +2391

    fans : “Are you a man or a woman”
    random fan : “I can’t see shit”

  • @bxgames4070
    @bxgames4070 4 роки тому +8740

    The ability to make a chant up in different circumstances is an ability only England fans can do

    • @theemperor1782
      @theemperor1782 3 роки тому +247

      All of Britain lad

    • @GodronATX
      @GodronATX 3 роки тому +146

      how do they even get the momentum tbh

    • @mattialodipasini5094
      @mattialodipasini5094 3 роки тому +197

      That's all of Europe, but England one's maybe are more famous because they're in english... That's an ability that football/soccer gives you

    • @5Kato
      @5Kato 3 роки тому +140

      ​@@GodronATX usually starts in pubs, then a small group starts it and eventually it catches on...

    • @sumsie2504
      @sumsie2504 3 роки тому +44

      England fans are mad over football it’s in our blood lmao

  • @kamilsblogs5158
    @kamilsblogs5158 2 роки тому +1066

    The fact that England is able to come up with chants and everyone then chant along so well in such a quick time. 💀😂

    • @kamilsblogs5158
      @kamilsblogs5158 2 роки тому +38

      @big rob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 propa English geeza 😂

    • @Ni.61
      @Ni.61 2 роки тому +22

      There’s the same few tunes used for all of them, they’re pretty easy to figure out once you’ve got a few words

    • @JEE73YT
      @JEE73YT Рік тому +3

      Iniiiiit

    • @Racc988
      @Racc988 Рік тому

      @SimpleFacksday in the life of a true Brexit geezer

  • @_Chen02
    @_Chen02 3 роки тому +890

    I like how in the final clip "you’re nothing special, we loseevery week" the opponents clap after the chant. feel like it shows theres an underlying love among all football fans that rarely shows, but is always there.

    • @garethmaster
      @garethmaster 3 роки тому +9

      That is English fans when we get close to the final
      “WE LOSE EVERY TIME YOUR NOTHING SPECIAL”
      I think we should do that

    • @geographyinaction7814
      @geographyinaction7814 2 роки тому +1

      you're

  • @bradhansen8506
    @bradhansen8506 4 роки тому +5698

    Props to the goalie for taking it as just banter lol

    • @fwebber13
      @fwebber13 4 роки тому +224

      Yeah... it was. Blues fans are known to have no chill when it comes to banter

    • @jamietalbot7254
      @jamietalbot7254 4 роки тому +90

      @@fwebber13 were a funny lot aint we. Thats why we don't get sore about shit because we know when it comes to bantering were undefeated

    • @qafootball9033
      @qafootball9033 4 роки тому +61

      glad he went back to the stand and they cheered him 😂

    • @everydayebony
      @everydayebony 4 роки тому +42

      It is just banter if your British

    • @mastab8_tcg
      @mastab8_tcg 3 роки тому +53

      @@everydayebony its an honour to get a chant made about you from the stands lol

  • @narchia161
    @narchia161 4 роки тому +1756

    I have to admit english fans were louder back then when ticket prices weren't that high in the prem but they won't ever loose any chant battle and they still know how to make the best of a defeat. Especially the ones with the plant pot and "we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week." were just great!

  • @kevinarm6499
    @kevinarm6499 4 роки тому +4360

    The sky tv chant😂😂😂😂 only if we had passionate fans in America. Guess I'll have to fly over the pond

    • @146TS
      @146TS 4 роки тому +163

      For the US, replace Sky TV with ESPN.

    • @gamaray6406
      @gamaray6406 4 роки тому +22

      146TS or fox

    • @M.S1860
      @M.S1860 4 роки тому +17

      If you want passionate Fans come to the balkans ;) (England kinda sucks if you want to See true passionate soccer) sry 🤷‍♂️

    • @jjlfc7403
      @jjlfc7403 4 роки тому +192

      @@M.S1860 we want abit of banter mate not fkin literally setting fire to stadiums 😂

    • @SamEvansKarting
      @SamEvansKarting 4 роки тому +12

      @Ollie Herrick MOT wast there like 26 leeds chants in here? ALAW

  • @GodronATX
    @GodronATX 3 роки тому +346

    My favorite chant is when they started chanting "Harry potter he's coming for you" at this player who looked like voldemort

  • @michaelacoulthard
    @michaelacoulthard 2 роки тому +192

    The "You're nothing special, we lose every week" chant will forever be my favourite chant in English football. I remember first hearing it at my local non-league club, and it's stuck with me ever since.

  • @HihiouZabimaru182
    @HihiouZabimaru182 4 роки тому +1969

    Never in my life did I ever think I'd hear thousands of lads chanting "WE WANT OUR DICK BACK" good god I gotta put going to a football game in England on the bucket list!

    • @dingram-
      @dingram- 3 роки тому +21

      @@GamingGod-fl2yr Sunderland

    • @richarddavies5674
      @richarddavies5674 3 роки тому +7

      @@GamingGod-fl2yr that was a west ham game

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +13

      lol I love how even the steward waves it at the crowd as he takes it away 8:26

    • @AbitLippy
      @AbitLippy 10 місяців тому

      Upton Park

  • @Tiger516funny
    @Tiger516funny 4 роки тому +876

    1:35. "I can't see f**king see sh*t" There's always one.😂😂

  • @lorenzotheboss1963
    @lorenzotheboss1963 4 роки тому +3050

    How many times was Jimmy Savale mentioned 😂

    • @stevenbell4053
      @stevenbell4053 4 роки тому +282

      All leeds chants regarding saville..as most of the chants are anyway....Yorkshire humour, can't beat it!

    • @DAVEPLATINUM
      @DAVEPLATINUM 4 роки тому +53

      Alot he is the Local hero of Leeds.

    • @bot-ye6mh
      @bot-ye6mh 4 роки тому +28

      That's leeds for you💙💛💙💛

    • @johnmackintosh3952
      @johnmackintosh3952 4 роки тому +11

      @@stevenbell4053 you got to love are Jimmy

    • @famousorange1099
      @famousorange1099 4 роки тому +7

      Saville*

  • @therandommemecat7738
    @therandommemecat7738 Рік тому +74

    American: uses chant to cheer up their team
    Meanwhile the British: uses chant to hilariously insult other

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 6 місяців тому +6

      American sports fans are so cringe. Mind you, Donald Trump probably can't hear them very well at the moment anyway.

    • @therandommemecat7738
      @therandommemecat7738 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TonyEnglandUK lmfao

    • @therandommemecat7738
      @therandommemecat7738 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TonyEnglandUKthis aged well

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX Місяць тому

      @@TonyEnglandUK and now that orange bastard is in control again thanks to a bunch of muppets who gloat about how free their heavily censored country is decided that a felon is a good fit.

  • @GodronATX
    @GodronATX 3 роки тому +420

    imagine being a fan getting called out by the entire stadium

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому

      That cabbage in white deserved everything he got.

    • @amialovesbugs
      @amialovesbugs 2 роки тому +1

      Wdym

    • @lordofreality
      @lordofreality Рік тому +3

      @@amialovesbugs The crowd chants something about you.

    • @LukantheMClegend3741
      @LukantheMClegend3741 Рік тому

      ​@@amialovesbugs suck as,"who's that di#k head in the white shirt". Chant

    • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117
      @indiekiddrugpatrol3117 Рік тому +12

      As long as you don't act like a nob and get their attention it won't happen

  • @howtodoYTvids
    @howtodoYTvids 4 роки тому +8106

    if this was in America.....football would have gotten cancelled

  • @mdqutubuddin772
    @mdqutubuddin772 4 роки тому +905

    "Jimmy saville is probably your dad" 😂😂😂

    • @EnterMidnight0
      @EnterMidnight0 3 роки тому +21

      Trust leeds fans to be involved

    • @TkrzTT
      @TkrzTT 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao 😆

    • @mancantswim66191
      @mancantswim66191 Місяць тому

      ​@EnterMidnight0 half the chants in thus video are Leeds fans.

  • @mad00insane
    @mad00insane 4 роки тому +345

    English fans are the heart for the game , cant imagination football without them , im so grateful to them .

  • @javianjohnson8746
    @javianjohnson8746 3 роки тому +320

    7:22 lol that is amazing how they randomly did that chant
    Lmao why does 1:03 sound so perfect, so perfectly synchronized

  • @dmd9080
    @dmd9080 2 роки тому +113

    British fans’ chants are incredible on the offensive chants, but also in taking the p155 out of themselves. Truly incredible

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming Рік тому

      just say piss, you're impressing fuckall by censoring yourself

  • @dylanpoo2129
    @dylanpoo2129 4 роки тому +474

    If you were deaf and blind you could still tell it’s from the uk

    • @josh_monks_8342
      @josh_monks_8342 3 роки тому +1

      I mean if u were deaf u carnt hear 👂

    • @MrBaldypete1
      @MrBaldypete1 3 роки тому +49

      Can you smell the sweat, cigarettes, beer and pies through your monitor?! :O

    • @AlamoOriginal
      @AlamoOriginal 3 роки тому +7

      @@MrBaldypete1 YES mate, with this much energy YOU CAN 🤣

  • @markshumskiy9657
    @markshumskiy9657 4 роки тому +270

    The Sky TV one 😂😂

    • @Kilgallon
      @Kilgallon 3 роки тому +12

      Leeds fans at Bristol City.

    • @sergil.3423
      @sergil.3423 2 роки тому +2

      Damn 😭😭💀💀🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Random-dn5mx
    @Random-dn5mx 4 роки тому +995

    At first i thought this was a compilation of Newcastle fans saying Adam Johnson

    • @calebstead6892
      @calebstead6892 4 роки тому +11

      howay the ladssssss

    • @marcmcburnie2492
      @marcmcburnie2492 4 роки тому +23

      I'm from Sunderland but he is a prick guss that one thing Newcastle has right

    • @archdornan3068
      @archdornan3068 4 роки тому +9

      @@marcmcburnie2492 aye mate the only thing them Geordies can get right

    • @cunglefox
      @cunglefox 4 роки тому +4

      @@archdornan3068 we can also get a banging steak pie right

    • @archdornan3068
      @archdornan3068 4 роки тому +3

      @@cunglefox can’t disagree with that one lad

  • @its_alright6500
    @its_alright6500 3 роки тому +189

    Fans in 2019: yells in the stadium
    Fans in 2021: yells at TV

  • @riley2210
    @riley2210 3 роки тому +104

    8:23 i love how it cuts from them all chanting to them going “BOOOOOO”

  • @glavaglavatovic4902
    @glavaglavatovic4902 4 роки тому +115

    It is great how fans mocking goalie, but at the end of the game they applaud to eachother.. I love English football!

  • @ianmcgowan571
    @ianmcgowan571 4 роки тому +647

    All this chants all of them sound like the same voice

    • @aaronhurst4379
      @aaronhurst4379 4 роки тому +45

      The accents don't sound all that different, just a vague northern/midlandish mix

    • @ciaranhartley4481
      @ciaranhartley4481 4 роки тому +32

      Most of them are Leeds fans

    • @djwethat2679
      @djwethat2679 4 роки тому +9

      @@ciaranhartley4481 fuck leeds

    • @ciaranhartley4481
      @ciaranhartley4481 4 роки тому +14

      @@djwethat2679 rent free x

    • @AlfieHoy17
      @AlfieHoy17 4 роки тому +2

      because it's all leeds fans as we are superior

  • @SR-eo5no
    @SR-eo5no 4 роки тому +157

    "what a waste of 40 quid" lol

  • @suyogdani2702
    @suyogdani2702 3 роки тому +106

    9:25 the best one!

    • @hughmungus3306
      @hughmungus3306 2 роки тому +17

      It's the Adams Family theme. The way they adapted it into a chant is just great. lmao

    • @murdawg_08
      @murdawg_08 2 роки тому +6

      English people just chant about the sussiest things ever. Ayooo

    • @Coach_Shiner
      @Coach_Shiner 9 місяців тому

      Nah bro that's the Kentucky State Anthem

    • @Coach_Shiner
      @Coach_Shiner 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@murdawg_08 They made a song about Kentucky

  • @davecommentator
    @davecommentator 3 роки тому +117

    The "My boxer shorts are bigger than this" guy has an epic voice!

  • @tradincardjames4704
    @tradincardjames4704 4 роки тому +211

    The kiddy (Kidderminster Harriers) incest chant got me in stitches.

    • @gracie6350
      @gracie6350 3 роки тому

      What do u mean

    • @idc5309
      @idc5309 3 роки тому +13

      @@gracie6350 the kiddy family

    • @maxisonpulsus7240
      @maxisonpulsus7240 3 роки тому +7

      that’s my home town and i’m in hysterics

    • @cliveboulton2408
      @cliveboulton2408 3 роки тому +2

      Another funny chant from FC United.

    • @1393_JoeTurner
      @1393_JoeTurner 2 роки тому

      Lol very funny chant IV been to kiddy. ( Kidderminster ) Not Sure If I like it or Not But it wasn't a Social Visit

  • @samgedney5204
    @samgedney5204 4 роки тому +1616

    How dare u not include he’s eating a pie

  • @nghiaduong656
    @nghiaduong656 2 роки тому +167

    4:06 when they all stood up i laughed so hard 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @juliandavies1974
    @juliandavies1974 Рік тому +20

    5:05 the way the keeper applauds the crowd, shows its just fun banter

  • @christopherochoa4145
    @christopherochoa4145 3 роки тому +177

    I imagine they just go about their daily routine in a pack with a chant for everything that happens.

  • @wilma5764
    @wilma5764 4 роки тому +528

    Lower leauge football is by far the best. It has a way better atmosphere in my opinion

  • @Ben79Sax
    @Ben79Sax 3 роки тому +80

    Was at Forest Brighton and Forest fans singing "does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend know your here?" to which the Brighton fans replied with a chant of "We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits"
    When Forest were beating West Ham 5-0, hammers were singing "We want six"

  • @emnkate3773
    @emnkate3773 4 роки тому +1801

    I felt sorry for the goalie who kept getting mean chants :(

    • @brew8892
      @brew8892 4 роки тому +585

      That's lower league football at its absoulte finest

    • @gordonwade6154
      @gordonwade6154 4 роки тому +158

      That was Birmingham city FC cause we was playing a team in league 2 and we are in the championship by the Birmingham city FC is known for swearing

    • @gordonwade6154
      @gordonwade6154 4 роки тому +36

      And it was the fa cup 1st round

    • @kaylamfountain
      @kaylamfountain 4 роки тому +7

      Emily Williams just banter

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 роки тому +119

      It's just British banter. They grew up with those.

  • @MK-cg1dx
    @MK-cg1dx 3 роки тому +423

    boris for england didn’t age well🤣

  • @joodgement3388
    @joodgement3388 3 роки тому +119

    8:50 i love the guy whose like "my boxer shorts are bigger than this" 😂

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +176

    Remember during the World Cup when you couldn't walk 5 metres without hearing people chanting, "It's coming home"? Good times.

    • @LanaKir3767
      @LanaKir3767 2 роки тому +2

      And France won ! But you have Pogba now ! See the good side ! 👍We kept MBappé though ! 😝

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +1

      @@LanaKir3767 England v France, World Cup, 2022, today. COME ON ENGLAND.

    • @LanaKir3767
      @LanaKir3767 2 роки тому +1

      @@TonyEnglandUK WE'LL SEE ! MAY THE BEST WIN

    • @SHinierthennyourforehead
      @SHinierthennyourforehead 2 роки тому +1

      @@TonyEnglandUK france winning

    • @jaidengabriel1675
      @jaidengabriel1675 2 роки тому

      @@TonyEnglandUK F

  • @dajke9678
    @dajke9678 4 роки тому +200

    How to bring football back in 5 sec just watch this video

  • @Gaffer_Bouncers
    @Gaffer_Bouncers 3 роки тому +158

    This is why we're all proud to be football fans no matter what team we support.

    • @centurymemes1208
      @centurymemes1208 2 роки тому +3

      the only problem is the saltyness and violence at defeat. its fine if its with cursed words and trshtalks but violence is just next level for these lads haha

    • @LukantheMClegend3741
      @LukantheMClegend3741 Рік тому

      ​@@centurymemes1208 it's normal tho

  • @NeilLindsaySutherland
    @NeilLindsaySutherland 2 роки тому +37

    4:48 The Birmingham accent made this chant even better

  • @deathkampdrone
    @deathkampdrone 3 роки тому +31

    2:15 the "jimmy saville - he's probably your dad" chant cracked me up xD

  • @ManlykefreshINC
    @ManlykefreshINC Рік тому +21

    The kiddy family chant had me in stitches 😂

  • @melodycjefferson1323
    @melodycjefferson1323 4 роки тому +162

    These guys have great harmony. I love British accents. Half this shit I have no idea what they're talking about!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +4

      It's "taking the piss" but with a funky beat.

  • @bigmaguire9714
    @bigmaguire9714 2 роки тому +43

    "He's got a plant pot on his head" 😂😂😂

  • @cameronphillips5803
    @cameronphillips5803 3 роки тому +516

    “Who’s the slapper in the green” 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-yx3mx3xr6n
      @user-yx3mx3xr6n 3 роки тому +39

      "Who's the dickhead in the white?"

    • @bhudster10
      @bhudster10 2 роки тому +50

      Aye, thousands of pissed up blokes abusing one woman....hilarious.

    • @cameronphillips5803
      @cameronphillips5803 2 роки тому +43

      You’ve clearly never been to a game have u

    • @Jess-rq1ft
      @Jess-rq1ft 2 роки тому +30

      @@cameronphillips5803 Regardless of if it's a football game or not, she was clearly uncomfortable and that was why the guy in white stood in front of her - legally speaking it was sexual harassment whether you like it or not.

    • @cameronphillips5803
      @cameronphillips5803 2 роки тому +13

      @@Jess-rq1ft abuse is shouted at players and rival fans every time there’s a football match it’s how it’s always been and how it will most likely always be if you do not want to put yourself at risk of getting abused don’t go it’s simple

  • @DontegeheTube
    @DontegeheTube 3 роки тому +25

    Girls when their friend is upset: It's okay, I'm here for you.
    Boys when their friend is upset:
    4:28

  • @zanik2.054
    @zanik2.054 3 роки тому +45

    7:19 The guy in the background saying "FUCKING WANKER!"

  • @ThatLonelyMeatball
    @ThatLonelyMeatball 4 роки тому +115

    9:04 WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

  • @jakethomas8704
    @jakethomas8704 4 роки тому +95

    3:03 this hit different 😂😂😂

  • @darthplagueis3488
    @darthplagueis3488 3 роки тому +49

    5:24: random guard: I’m not Boris Johnson...
    Everyone: BORIS FOR ENGLAND!

  • @sevastigio
    @sevastigio 3 роки тому +21

    Hello from Greece guys, the "you're nothing special, we lose every week" is by far my favorite! It actually makes the opponent question themselves by speaking the truth!

  • @jamesbell3396
    @jamesbell3396 4 роки тому +217

    Mate this is absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 had me full on dying 😂 begggg u do a part 2!!!

    • @blueflag-cfc7731
      @blueflag-cfc7731  4 роки тому +17

      Happy that u enjoyed my video, and maybe I will do a part 2 at some point

  • @mikhailurmich
    @mikhailurmich 4 роки тому +57

    11:22
    can't imagine how booring the game was

  • @roysaxton2141
    @roysaxton2141 4 роки тому +45

    Adam Johnson chant will never be forgotten

  • @cjay6547
    @cjay6547 3 роки тому +18

    "..it's got a perch, and a mirror...."
    Some legend, somewhere.

    • @162tsb7
      @162tsb7 25 днів тому

      That one creased me too 😂

  • @TheChosenNeo
    @TheChosenNeo 3 роки тому +64

    4:55 *the whole UK Twitter after rashford misses the simplest penalty*

  • @lorenzotheboss1963
    @lorenzotheboss1963 4 роки тому +452

    I feel bad for that goalie getting called fatty

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 4 роки тому +103

      I'm happy to report its just banter and the goalie waved back apparently at the end of the match. I felt bad until I found this out so don't worry lad

    • @jonathand6889
      @jonathand6889 4 роки тому +6

      Just. Banter. Chill

    • @noni4117
      @noni4117 4 роки тому +32

      probably half of the guys singing are fatter

    • @eriklakeland3857
      @eriklakeland3857 3 роки тому +5

      And the poor drummer “he’s eaten the drum, he’s eaten the drummmm, that fat bastard, he’s eaten the drum” lolol

    • @MrMickleover
      @MrMickleover 3 роки тому +1

      Lighten up

  • @Giuliano_Iannelli
    @Giuliano_Iannelli 3 роки тому +17

    “I can’t fucking see shit” gets me every time lmao 😂 😂😂

  • @DNSpyromidz
    @DNSpyromidz 3 роки тому +35

    "My budgie's cage is bigger than this. IT'S GOT A PERCH AND A MIRROR"

  • @phelmet9344
    @phelmet9344 2 роки тому +34

    Yea so I live in Scotland and I can factually tell you... We hear these chants at football matches all the time and its flippin hilarious.

  • @alexp1017
    @alexp1017 2 роки тому +36

    I feel like I learned more about England from this video than decades of reading

  • @ryangriffin18
    @ryangriffin18 4 роки тому +56

    8:58 😂😂😂😂 go on lad

  • @ryangriffin18
    @ryangriffin18 4 роки тому +69

    This is why we need fans back 😂😂😂

  • @ChristianMartinez-gv2zp
    @ChristianMartinez-gv2zp 3 роки тому +49

    They’re not even there to watch the football 🤣🤣 Just a couple hours to get drunk an f*ck around

  • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
    @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 Рік тому +18

    8:28 I almost burst out laughing in the middle of my office break lmao

  • @JGbruh07
    @JGbruh07 2 роки тому +35

    As a brazilian lad who loves football, I gotta say UK has the best chants 🤣

  • @LighterItHit
    @LighterItHit 4 роки тому +57

    The recurring Jimmy saville chants🤣🤣🤣

  • @taylorhughes6078
    @taylorhughes6078 4 роки тому +395

    The fact that most of these are leeds shows something💙💛💙💛💙💛

    • @stainless9642
      @stainless9642 4 роки тому +14

      ALAW

    • @zachs8276
      @zachs8276 4 роки тому +35

      As a Chelsea fan, I am so happy that Leeds got promoted

    • @calblack4156
      @calblack4156 4 роки тому +4

      Is there a fire drill

    • @lcfc_dylan9967
      @lcfc_dylan9967 4 роки тому +1

      @@stainless9642 what does that stand for

    • @theowilson8003
      @theowilson8003 4 роки тому +1

      Best thing was when Deano shushed u

  • @sir-maqionsandy8682
    @sir-maqionsandy8682 4 роки тому +123

    Ngl as a fat goal keeper I probably woulda cry 😂😂😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 роки тому +10

      He can handle it. He handles plenty of pies.

    • @iancaxton6419
      @iancaxton6419 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @all-caps3927
    @all-caps3927 3 роки тому +24

    Ole’s at the wheel will always be the greatest chant, and off course the legendary “let’s pretend we scored a goal”

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому +14

    If you're losing 3-0, singing _"She's got a plant pot on her head."_ becomes the highlight of the match.

  • @charliebeehan2860
    @charliebeehan2860 3 роки тому +21

    7:26 he’s loving this

  • @laKennyr
    @laKennyr 3 роки тому +27

    8:45 wtf😂

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 4 роки тому +37

    If someone says us Brits are no fun, show them this!
    (I’m half Brit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧)

    • @cait812
      @cait812 4 роки тому

      Why include the English flag to say you're a brit

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 4 роки тому +1

      @@cait812 Because why not add some?

  • @SystematikSoundz
    @SystematikSoundz 3 роки тому +45

    "He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador - Seoooooooool"
    Always be one of my favourites - talking about ex-Reading striker Seol Ki-hyeon.

  • @sf9947
    @sf9947 3 роки тому +31

    8:58 - Lost it completely 🤣

  • @nzstump0152
    @nzstump0152 3 роки тому +26

    12:39 best one

  • @scavy1517
    @scavy1517 3 роки тому +26

    2:02 that voice crack tho💀

  • @CB-pr8qi
    @CB-pr8qi 4 роки тому +31

    Watching this and it feels like it was 10 years ago. Bring back the fans 👍🏻

  • @aBZ2922
    @aBZ2922 3 роки тому +45

    8:05 where the fun starts 🤣

  • @SuperNicktendoEntertainment
    @SuperNicktendoEntertainment Рік тому +13

    I love how randomly wholesome the plant pot chant was

  • @tarkanbashllari1627
    @tarkanbashllari1627 4 роки тому +104

    9:29 whosever club's fans did it should save it for when they play PSG some day so that they can sing it to Neymar.

  • @ColossalReaperN7
    @ColossalReaperN7 2 роки тому +17

    I am not a fan of football at all but I live for these chants, im glad to be British at times like this 😂😂😂

  • @STOPROLLPOP
    @STOPROLLPOP 2 роки тому +8

    "Take your drum and fuck off home" probably my favorite chant 😂

  • @Cynx210
    @Cynx210 Рік тому +11

    As an English man, I’m proud of my country for this absolutely perfect representation of my country.

  • @craigdavis3217
    @craigdavis3217 3 роки тому +20

    The Sky TV chant was legendary for me 😂

  • @MysteriousBoy173
    @MysteriousBoy173 3 роки тому +20

    5:15 Out of nowhere SUPER BORIS!!!😂😂

  • @hydroent3744
    @hydroent3744 4 роки тому +133

    They love jimmy savile don’t they 😂

    • @bot-ye6mh
      @bot-ye6mh 4 роки тому +14

      That's leeds for you💙💛💙💛

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM 4 роки тому +20

      And so they should, he once taught me how to milk a cow blindfolded ;-)

  • @Tony-qe3xt
    @Tony-qe3xt 4 роки тому +163

    Can’t wait for there to be a vaccines for Covid-19 so we can have more of this gem

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 3 роки тому +12

      We have the vaccine and it's still not happening, Google the great reset

    • @RhysGwy212
      @RhysGwy212 3 роки тому +2

      Wassup from the future

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 3 роки тому +6

      @@Cemtexify I have come from the future. Your reasoning has become invalid.

    • @haythere5805
      @haythere5805 3 роки тому +5

      no fuck your vaccine

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 3 роки тому +2

      @@haythere5805 Cringe

  • @Agent-silence28
    @Agent-silence28 19 днів тому +1

    “Let’s pretend… let’s pretend… let’s pretend we score a goal!”
    Will forever be my favourite chant

  • @grenadine_0976
    @grenadine_0976 2 роки тому +8

    Damn dude. All of you England fans are amazing. Here’s hoping one day we get this crazy in hockey. Much love!