I like how dragoon is the most active youtuber/community member in 'promoting' cookie clicker, even going as far as to make himself apart of it's lore/ making his own lore. He's even connecting other games into it.
I am cookie god UPDATE: the terrible code is in my discord discord.gg/2ByMHqTNca so join if you want it. It's in the general chat and I have it pinned enjoy
Basically today I went down a cookie clicker rabbit hole and now I’m stuck in the realization that a game where your initially just supposed to click a cookie has more achievements and requires more time commitment than learning how to play Tom Clancy’s rainbow six siege competently has made me feel as though I comprehend nothing of our current reality.
Fun fact: there are actually some achievements that are extremely easily obtained, they are so easy that you could literally get them immediately after you start the game .
I was enjoying the first few minutes so much I hit subscribe, then you instantly told me to. Lmao. First video I’ve watched from you but I think I am going to love it here.
4:51 wait for an autosave, cast force the hand of fate with the wizard tower, see where it spawns, refresh, then cast it again and spam click right where it spawned last time, and then you get the achievement or you literally just randomly get it lol
This is the first youtube I have seen use the inspect button in a youtube video and i find it halarious how dragoon spend over 1200 hours and this guy spent like 8 hours.
BRUHHH!!!!!!!!! I've never been a big fan of Kanye, but this edit has caused me to keep this song on repeat today Thank you for this edit, shit could not go harder, drop was extremely well done
Or, literally, set your name to Medieval Saysopensesame and on the top left corner, you'll see sort of a rotted green cookie, you now have the entire cheat code, and it's mother (aka parent function) for cookie clicker
If you change your name to, for example, "fishsaysopensesame" (i dont remember if you can change the "sesame" part) and it gives you like a developer little menu
Hi sloth! I like cookie clicker too, only i am bad at programming, can you make a video about it? That would be nice (specifically: buying, cookie clicking, and golden cookie clicking),
Should have written a function that finds the greatest Cookies Per Second : Cookie Cost ration per each upgrade and bought that, instead of random selection.
That zesty ahh "thank you~" got me acting up enough to sub.
Now what if he MOANED or did smth else......
@@LedionZogajI'm boutta' be on some fatherless type timing...
WHAT
im butta hire him for something else@@LedionZogaj
Me too
I like how dragoon is the most active youtuber/community member in 'promoting' cookie clicker, even going as far as to make himself apart of it's lore/ making his own lore. He's even connecting other games into it.
and the best rap battle in history
@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperyessir
watch dragoon
@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperobliteration
@@KhalidTheBeeKeeperfr fr rf fr rf rf fr
I am cookie god UPDATE: the terrible code is in my discord discord.gg/2ByMHqTNca so join if you want it. It's in the general chat and I have it pinned enjoy
you are cookie god
Algorithm boost comment
he be the cookie god
Hail the cookie god!
It kinda reminds me of the cookiegod channel😁
you want to become me?
YO ITS HIM
HELLO
Bro saw the title and was fuming
HELLO
IT'S THE LEGEND THE MYTH THE COOKIE HIMSELF
Basically today I went down a cookie clicker rabbit hole and now I’m stuck in the realization that a game where your initially just supposed to click a cookie has more achievements and requires more time commitment than learning how to play Tom Clancy’s rainbow six siege competently has made me feel as though I comprehend nothing of our current reality.
peak
the worst is ther are a lot of clicker games that are like that so its not only cokkie clikker
I love this game and so glad I see content about it in 2023. You are my hero
bro come on you didnt need to put caseOh on the screen now my monitor is permanently leaning to the left
Bro caseoh decided to take up my ram and now I can't finish downloading COD mobile
@@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd. I can't lift my phone bro 💀
@@THEARCHY_ExPuNgEd. L game bros just saving you from mid
@@BONES_EDITZdude my phone dropped through my bed cracked through the crust and then went into the center of the earth because caseoh was on there
Ahahhaha
Fun fact: there are actually some achievements that are extremely easily obtained, they are so easy that you could literally get them immediately after you start the game .
True neverclick:
@@larkgaming6573 is it easy tho?
@@larkgaming6573he said easy not hard
oh my god i never knew that some achievements in games would be easy 😱😱😱😱
@@eidsamuel2131 you can technically get it immediately after you start the game 💀
dont let Dragoon see this.
Frrrrrr bros gonna ABUSE this code
At 15:47 you can see for a split second he got a shiny wrinkler without cheating, that is really lucky.
0:04 i think i've heard that name somewhere before...
Bro came from dragoon video we need this to get more likes
Me too…..
Same I got recommended this shortly after watching dragoons video of him clicking 7777 gold cookies.
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I'm currently at 615/622 achievements doing it legit, and i have 11 of the shadow achievements haha but this was very fun to watch
You really should touch grass
would it make it worse if I said I also have the WR in speedrunning the neverclick NGC category as well haha@@ErdemtugsC
@@foxjwizard6069Are you even human
@@ErdemtugsC haha doesn't seem that way does it lol, just finished high school so too much time on my hands
dang. im gonna guess you just don't have the level 10 achievements
7:30 “YES Caseoh’s back” got me Laughing so hard you just earned a sub
I love the Dragoon- style editing
why did bro code everything in the console instead of attaching an external script 💀
harder and more fun maybe?
@@nidhu595the title literally said *”with my* cookie god program”
@@ErdemtugsC so?
Love when bro said "cookie clicker is a game about solving world hubger" meanwhile there's an achievement called "whoops, you solved world hunger"
ah yes, getting to sexdecillions is "destroying the game"
I like how every cookie clicker video devolves further and further into madness
Do I see pantheon info at the top of the screen, I can sense the a fellow pain enjoyer, the league has gotten all of us
Now I Am Become Sloth, the Destroyer of Cookies
Broooo!! I like your video right after "1,2,3.. I'm bored" 😂
And you got yourself a new subscriber, f spiffing Brit😂😂
For those who know McJell fifa , this guy is McJell for programming 😂😂😂😂 Bro you are so funny. Hope you didn't spent too much time doing this
when hes doing the goodbye to the grandmas for a split seconds "Vera" apears
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"its just a cookie clicking game" weak mindset.
This truly has been, a god complex.
nice to see a fellow sloth who knows a bit of programming
15:13 You dont want to click the wrinklers. Not in a short timeframe anyways. You get 1008% extra cookies if you have 14 wrinklers active.
I was enjoying the first few minutes so much I hit subscribe, then you instantly told me to. Lmao.
First video I’ve watched from you but I think I am going to love it here.
Best video i have seen this year 👏
Btw I subbed ;)
here to support ur grind towards getting more of those sweet sweet yt views and subs 💯💪💪
The baba sound is way funnier than actually having the sound of the swear word
Nice job keep it up keep working hard❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
when programmers say they have a life and continue hacking some game instead of playing it
Bro is that NickEh30 chugging some fortnite juice or am i trippin
Alternate title: "Spending days coding because im too lazy to click my mouse"
So inspirational, how could I ever top this…
no clue but you can top me
im gonna top you
@@idoyoutube2019 me next please
@@Iegomyego12321 bet
UA-cam’s best sloth is back? What is this my birthday?
if you change ur bakery name to JamalBakerSaysOpenSesame u will get a admin panel on top left and have admin stuff
This should be part of the interviewing process
how exactly do you pull out that console type thing on the side?
im trying to change the picture of the big cookie like u did but it just goes blank please help me 😭😭😭
you'll have to fight vera to fight morgan to fight dragoon to become the best
Don't bring Dragoon lore into this otherwise Sloth will lose all faith in humanity.
Has anyone ever said u sound like the original ace?
Great vid btw
Prioritize the most expensive building, it’s always most efficient
Can you Please put the code you used to break cookie clicker in the comments i want to try and tweak it to make it better
1:33 DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHO MARCELO IS
Umm, how does he know my real name, I’m not kidding 😢😢😢
You cannot become cookiegod because there could be only one cookiegod
4:50
Turning on the autoclicker, and then praying to God that it'll spawn in the same place your cursor is at
4:51
wait for an autosave, cast force the hand of fate with the wizard tower, see where it spawns, refresh, then cast it again and spam click right where it spawned last time, and then you get the achievement
or you literally just randomly get it lol
“The fuck is a kilometer”
Bro did not add the Army Goes Rolling Along into this😂😂😂
bro added the fucking army song XD i heard that shit and gave me flashbacks so quick
"remember that dream you had last night?"
Me: No
the brisish guy getting robbed was a whole side story what
Caseoh fell through my screen😢😢 and broke the edge border of my iPad and PC simultaneously watching it on both
This is the first youtube I have seen use the inspect button in a youtube video and i find it halarious how dragoon spend over 1200 hours and this guy spent like 8 hours.
BRUHHH!!!!!!!!! I've never been a big fan of Kanye, but this edit has caused me to keep this song on repeat today
Thank you for this edit, shit could not go harder, drop was extremely well done
Can't believe bro spent 270x of cookie clickers existence playing cookie clicker (trust him bro)
10:11 that game turned him into dragoon, i meant dra2oon
You mean Dra7oon's pet lizard?
AINT NO WAY BRO MIXED UP CASEOH AND GEAR FOUR LUFFY😭
what a programmer does when they are paid by time
When a woman beats me in a band 4 band, so I start going right for right
Man turned into Dragoon
Or, literally, set your name to Medieval Saysopensesame and on the top left corner, you'll see sort of a rotted green cookie, you now have the entire cheat code, and it's mother (aka parent function) for cookie clicker
lol, this video is a 10% game in title, 10% programing and the rest of it are MEMS
9:25 around 10 achievements that require you to do stuff there be like
My guy really need a pantheon guide.
The title “cookie god” seems like such a measly word cuz of the stuff that we can do in this game
fnaf reference????? MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!1!111😫😫 MICHAEL!!!1!!111 😤
Dragoon??????????????????
Dragoon is gonna see this and finally reach his breaking point 😂😂😂
when he was ascending early i was just screaming at my screen
I don't like the use of ai, but other than that, you truly are a cookie *g o d*
(Nor a cookie clicker god though because clicking is overrated)
this video reminds me a lot of dragoon's videos
crossing "british" and typing "real american" is such an american thing to do 😂
3:15 WHAT THE F--K IS A KILOMEEETTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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If you change your name to, for example, "fishsaysopensesame" (i dont remember if you can change the "sesame" part) and it gives you like a developer little menu
Hi sloth! I like cookie clicker too, only i am bad at programming, can you make a video about it? That would be nice (specifically: buying, cookie clicking, and golden cookie clicking),
bro i cant find the code.
can you help me?
☺
y'd you put CaseOh on the screen, now my monitor's flattened bro!
Me after screenshooting the final script: haha cookies go brrrrr yes
my dumbass thought he would put game.cookies a fuck ton
Should have written a function that finds the greatest Cookies Per Second : Cookie Cost ration per each upgrade and bought that, instead of random selection.
I had to subscribe after the Caseoh edit
Dragoon would hate this
Not gonna lie I was hoping to see the code in the description but this video is fire for a nerd like me
9:49 “LuMpS”😂
bro finished the game in 30 seconds by changing the bakerys name to thecodingsloth saysopensesame
u got me back into the grind lol
How did you get on to the next ine?? Because when i press enter it just doesnt let me to go down a line and continue scripting. Why is that
This video is golden source "trust me bro"
How did you changed the appearance of the cookie? It wasn't very clear in the video and I want to see how I can do it
This makes me feel proud knowing I got further with no automation
while watching this, when you said "subscribe" i realized the sub button lights up just like if you say in real life you say "like" it lights up
i swear my brain started to hurt after this vid
"And I vow to get every single achievement..."
Me: Welcome to the next eight years of your li-
"...IN A WEEK!"
Me: *spits coffee*
Bro casually flamed the spiffingbrit
TANK MAN IN THE CASEOH EDIT IS CRAZY
Is this what still being jobless does to a man? Huge fan lol
There is a single pixel in the corner that gives you hacks in the web version
bro how did you find cookie i watched your vid and was trying to do it any tutorials?