I get what you meant but reading it at 1st doesn't make sense...did u make an error in wording it?"no that's dumb I thought did something smart......tf?
@@rainman42 It's a common mistake that everyone does, he simply just forgot to put "he" before "did", I even read it at first and had no trouble understanding it.
Bro, as a kid I was brought to my mothers drug deals and I swear, ONG, I always fucking knew. Like, my mom thought I would NEVER know. And it’s so hilarious thinking how she thought I was so naive. I still hate her for bringing me when I was 8 and my brother when he was 4.
Anybody realize the amount of times Joe switched sides. One minute he calls the kid stupid, then a genius lmao. he does it like 5 times Im cracking up right now lol
18:28 The laws of searching someone's bag is kinda complicated in some cases you can in some cases a cop needs a warrant. However, if they recieved info that one of the people there was caring illegal drugs. And the kid tells the cop that the substance is in her purse, that gives the cop the right to search her bag because of reasonable suspicion. A cop can search someones bag if they reasonably suspect they have something illegal in it.
Speaking of making babysitters quit, when I was 5, I had a babysitter that babysat my sister and I. One day we felt rebellious so we decided to run away. We ran about a mile while she chased us and she never babysat us again.
What I would do in this situation: once the babysitter comes and walks around with her shoes on I wouldn’t do anything cause there would be dirt stains on the floor then if she has alcohol i wouldn’t know what to do so I would just leave it alone then if boyfriend #1 came and they went to get drugs she would ask me if I had a phone and I would say no even tho I do then while we’re in the car I’d text my mom and I’m not known to be a bad kid so she would ask me where we were and I’d tell her, BOOM episode done 😚
When I was 2 I made my babysitter quit because I would scream and cry for 3 hours straight to the point where she told my parents that the stress from babysitting me was too much 😂
Jay and Chris are two different characters, they're just played by the same actor. Jay's the one who faked the injury and Chris is the bratty kid. So, the argument that "he came up with the injury" is invalid.
Hi Joe I was scrolling through TikTok and didn't know you had a UA-cam channel so this makes my day because you're my favorite TikToker and to top it off you have Dhar Mann reactions!!! Absolutely love it!!!
Joes neighbor just walks outside and hears “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!”
Edit: I’ve Never had 1k likes before this is crazy
Breaking bad reference
Yes I was just about to come to about that
If I heard that I would have been knocking on his door
“It’s for a video”
The infamous youtube stalker.
joe keeps switching from "no thats dumb i thought did something smart" and then "YO THIS KID IS A GENUIS"
111th comment
I get what you meant but reading it at 1st doesn't make sense...did u make an error in wording it?"no that's dumb I thought did something smart......tf?
@@rainman42 I want Trying to day it like that
I ment to say I'm this comments 111th like
18:05 ultimate YOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS
@@rainman42 It's a common mistake that everyone does, he simply just forgot to put "he" before "did", I even read it at first and had no trouble understanding it.
Bro, as a kid I was brought to my mothers drug deals and I swear, ONG, I always fucking knew. Like, my mom thought I would NEVER know. And it’s so hilarious thinking how she thought I was so naive. I still hate her for bringing me when I was 8 and my brother when he was 4.
“Quiet, twerp!” Haven’t heard that line since Pokémon 😭
Fr bro
Frrrrrr😂😂😂😂
Fr team rocket
Lmfao saw this during stream. This was fantastic I’m bouta watch the whole thing still 😂
@Instagram User cap
@Instagram User and i didnt even have to see ur channel
Me too funniest shit I've seen today
What’s the name of the stream
@@Airtography09 homie it was a month ago like his last video. Not really sure lol I’m not gonna remember it.
I like how he went through all the trouble of censoring his cussing and then he just starts screaming drug names at 4:25
becasue in the first couple of minutes if you swear the algoritham doesnt recomend the video
CRACK COCAINE METH
F
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Joes got all the priorities bro
As a drug dealer, I would like to thank Joe for defending drug dealers morals with his comment at 5:50
😳
ayo??
You serious?
Im sorry wat
As another drug dealer, I agree with you
Can we just all appreciate how joe makes all of our days with happiness and laughter!!! KEEP IT UP JOE!!!!!
I love your profile pic
Appreciate my ratio
Are you related to se bastion benitez???
@@jaydenlovell7557 I would love to but sadly nah just a fan of him
softie
Let Jesus Christ be with you all amen and
not everyone’s christian 😭
I'm a Muslim
@@Okpurplegirls SAME
@@Okpurplegirls SAME!
Thank u❤❤ amen to u 2
Joe is legitimately my main source of entertainment
YES
QQ
13:04 W CHILD BRO THAT SHI HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀💀
"This kid's stupid"
"This kid's a GENIUS!"
"Nvm"
"YOOOOOO This kid's a GENIUS!"
"Nvm"
Me:.... I see...
That kid is a genius
Ratafak
I love how the first 2 minutes of each video, he bleeps out cuss words. After that he stops caring about it 🤣
that's the youtube intro rule you cant curse in the "intro" (for 2 mins)
Dharr Mann be like: kids take drugs at a brothel they instantly regret It
Kid loses his virginity on drugs instantly regrets it...
12yr old smokes crack for the first time, they instantly regret it
Joe: censors everything
5 seconds later: DRUGS COCAINE METHHH
Yes
Anybody realize the amount of times Joe switched sides. One minute he calls the kid stupid, then a genius lmao. he does it like 5 times Im cracking up right now lol
Gotta love how Joe censors everything for the first 1 minute and leaves the rest there.
if you swear in the first few minutes the algorithm wont recommend the video
Can we just appreciate how Joe's neighbors just endure this
Me and my class made my teacher quit and find a new job because we were so annoying and disrespectful
When the baby sitter said “twerp” it reminded me of Vicky from fairly odd parents
Timmy was an average kid
@@JacksNotOnline 🤣
The way Joe said YOOOOOOO HES A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!! Makes me laugh every time I see it
fairly odd parents irl?!?
18:28 The laws of searching someone's bag is kinda complicated in some cases you can in some cases a cop needs a warrant. However, if they recieved info that one of the people there was caring illegal drugs. And the kid tells the cop that the substance is in her purse, that gives the cop the right to search her bag because of reasonable suspicion. A cop can search someones bag if they reasonably suspect they have something illegal in it.
12:40 = monke joe
Not that funny but thanks :)
I love that joe said he was dumb, then he was smart, dumb again, smart again, dumb again and smart. Like, can we just appreciate this?
Idk man, my moms drug dealer didn’t give af that I was there 😂😂😂
she lowkey looked like harley quinn…
Wow This New Breaking Bad Episode Looks Fire.
My baby sitter was on drugs every time and she stole my dads 3k watch and sold it for drugs
womp womp no one cares
4:06 the disgust on his face killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀
joe going "SHES GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!" had me dying
6:42 turn on cc on UA-cam
We need more dhar man Joe's reactions are priceless
Joe your vid’s and streams are carrying the content creation part of 2022 already
@Instagram User nah
Speaking of making babysitters quit, when I was 5, I had a babysitter that babysat my sister and I. One day we felt rebellious so we decided to run away. We ran about a mile while she chased us and she never babysat us again.
Joe is the best clickbaiter putting his unenthusiastic face in the thumbnail 😂
"JOE.. YOUR ANKLES SMELL LIKE GERMAN KIDS"
-mimok5k, 5:59
18:03 got me dying oml
Me toooo!
Sorry for your parents divorce
Joe the absolute goat, man seems to always make my day. Keep up the good content man
@Instagram User nah your content is bad
@@beanz5596 hat
Day 7 of asking for joe to use the old outro music for one vid
"twerp" sounds relatable, that's how my brother describes 3/4ths of the people at his school.
What I would do in this situation: once the babysitter comes and walks around with her shoes on I wouldn’t do anything cause there would be dirt stains on the floor then if she has alcohol i wouldn’t know what to do so I would just leave it alone then if boyfriend #1 came and they went to get drugs she would ask me if I had a phone and I would say no even tho I do then while we’re in the car I’d text my mom and I’m not known to be a bad kid so she would ask me where we were and I’d tell her, BOOM episode done 😚
Btw love ur videos joe they always cheer me up and make me laugh 😊
Hey Joe just to let you know you are my favorite streamer and keep up the good work and whenever I get my allowance I will sub or donate bits
18:08 bro predicted the word “GYATT”
14:28 if your 8 and weigh 50 pounds then somethin ain’t right
american measurements moment
When I was 9 I was only 60 pounds so like..
@@leftovermar I live in Canada 💀
1:21 “Wut the f*ck!” 😂😂😂
2:54 they spelled racism wrong
Mate, It’s a joke spelling of racism.
I’m really sick today and I’ve been throwing up all night and all morning so seeing that Joe’s uploaded a new video makes me feel better 😄
BRO YOUR SETUP CHANGED SO MUCH
14:11 I started laughing so hard
The kid was easily the best actor in the whole Dhar Mann video.
Well the bar ain't set very high
1:14 I cracked my skull when I was being babysat, they quit instantly lol
Me and my brother made my babysitter cry and quit on the spot
17:28 their faces 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:17 I never made a babysitter quit but when I was in preschool I got kicked out for calling my teacher a bitch for waking me up from my nap.
Joe needs a earape mic and my life is complete
Joe bartolozi is the most entertaining UA-camr in the world
6:17 so your saying you have been to a deal since you know how it goes
When I was 2 I made my babysitter quit because I would scream and cry for 3 hours straight to the point where she told my parents that the stress from babysitting me was too much 😂
I was just stalking your stream, and then saw this, I’m so blessed. Oh yeah I also won the science fair today 😩
That’s awesome you won
1st 2nd or 3rd
@@anaveragewhiteguy5608 1st
@@Sunseekers05 thanks it means a lot
@@meryamqueen5193 that’s so cool
Bro was like “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!!!” 4:25
you’re videos are the only thing that bring me happiness at the moment, thank you
Dude that kid WAS the babysitter
18:29 No, because of illegal substances, he has probable cause to where he can search her purse for just that. No warrant needed
This babysitter is genuinely like team rocket from pokemon the amount of times she said twerp.
19:29 why was this so funny for no reason 🤣😂
The fact that he starts screaming into his mic and jumping in his chair while praising the kid is fucking hilarious omfg
I love how Joe knows that this kid is a genius
Bro how is one non-stand up comedian so funny
Joe saying "Bro this kid has no IQ after I told him what I just said..." 2 sec later..."YOOOO THIS KID CALLED THE COPS HE HAS MASSIVE IQ!!!!"
Yo his facial expression says it all in the thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:39 WHAT A WIZARD
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jay and Chris are two different characters, they're just played by the same actor. Jay's the one who faked the injury and Chris is the bratty kid. So, the argument that "he came up with the injury" is invalid.
Shoutout to Jarvis Johnson for the Dhar Mann bingo board.
Can we just appreciate that Joe just raged like Tyler1 lol
0:27 me (20 yo playing Roblox on my iPad)
the emotional roller coaster joe had at the end lmao
I didn’t have a babysitter I grew up with “ don’t open the door to anyone we have keys”
joes the only youtuber that i would watch every video of and rewatch all of them again.
My baby sitter quit but it was only because she was expecting to be paid on a usual day she was needed but wasn't needed that specific day.
Bro it’s hard to find UA-camrs that are genuinely and i found one
8:50 Yikes
Hi Joe I was scrolling through TikTok and didn't know you had a UA-cam channel so this makes my day because you're my favorite TikToker and to top it off you have Dhar Mann reactions!!! Absolutely love it!!!
"ROBLOX...NAAAAAhhhhh" 0:19
That should be a meme XD
Get this kid some fairies
Joe my baby sitter didn’t quit she just left watching me when she was a junior to spend more time on school
Bro his reaction when the kid was playing roblox was my reaction 😂
Bruh my name is Elijah 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 I'm not a brat though
When I was drinking a coke you said what if she beats the shit out of him I choked on the coke it’s all over me😂
i thought joe is mid but this man is actually really fkin good
13:59 BWAHAHAHA BRO QUICKSCOPED HER 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
can we talk about how good the acting is for the kid though
dharr mannnnnnn stepped up
One time when I was A little kid I spit on my babysitter and she quit
9:16 are we just gonna ignore that FaZe Blaze subbed to Joe??
bruh, that babysitter bout my ADHD pills.
11:25 "have u ever wanted to milk a cow with your mouth"
McDonald's is good bro he ain't even lying