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  • Top posts from r/Technicallythetruth on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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  • @TheLexikitty
    @TheLexikitty 2 роки тому +440

    actually really proud of this one

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 2 роки тому +215

    I'm a Waiter. Some teen rich kid insulted my job and I told that joke. The whole family groaned except the dad, who nearly spat out his drink and spent the rest of the evening telling dad jokes. Later, I was around the corner in the Hosting Station when I heard the mom say to the brat "Well, that's what you get for being rude."

    • @orangequill1645
      @orangequill1645 2 роки тому +3

      Told what joke theres like 20

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 2 роки тому +37

      @@orangequill1645 "Waiting tables isn't a glamorous job...
      But at least it puts food on the table!"

    • @cubicmeters8335
      @cubicmeters8335 2 роки тому +2

      There was no sound he just died

    • @exa0710
      @exa0710 2 роки тому +15

      That rich kid got *served*

    • @Banan_Man_
      @Banan_Man_ 2 роки тому +15

      @@cubicmeters8335 i can just imagine "Waiting tables isn't a glamorous job... But at least it puts food on the table!"
      and then a slam as the kid drops dead on the table

  • @drexelborz82
    @drexelborz82 2 роки тому +122

    The fact that Lexi is just perfect for this subreddit is also technically the truth

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 роки тому +39

    9:05 Lexi read that backwards. Manga has speech bubbles read right to left.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Рік тому +3

      Yes, because Japanese is written right-to-left.

  • @timerchannelofficial
    @timerchannelofficial 2 роки тому +97

    this subreddit and lexi are technically soulmates

  • @em_fire
    @em_fire 2 роки тому +115

    YAY More Technically the Truth. Time to laugh so hard that I wake up everyone.

    • @em_fire
      @em_fire 2 роки тому +5

      And I just died of laughter.

    • @timerchannelofficial
      @timerchannelofficial 2 роки тому

      @@em_fire 'cause you're tnt?

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 роки тому

      @@em_fire 'cause you're black?

    • @drexelborz82
      @drexelborz82 2 роки тому +2

      @@em_fire One could say you... *explode* with laughter

    • @em_fire
      @em_fire 2 роки тому

      @@drexelborz82 …

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 2 роки тому +36

    Imagine actually paying $40,000 to watch a basketball game.

    • @reeeedst53
      @reeeedst53 2 роки тому

      noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! -nba

  • @weirdestcore
    @weirdestcore 2 роки тому +10

    I was stressing out about some things, but now that a new Lexi narrated video was posted, the stress doesn't exist anymore

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 2 роки тому +12

    i told my mom and stepdad about how an atm is a time machine and my stepdad said "you spend your time getting money and the atm gives you money and money is time so the atm is giving you your time back" and now i have a headache

    • @HACPOA_279
      @HACPOA_279 2 роки тому

      lol the fact your stedad didn't just shoo u off though give him respect

  • @cocolete_pan
    @cocolete_pan 2 роки тому +5

    1:47 I have a cushion with a pig on it and I named it gurt, I also happen to to like the yeo lemon curd, so when I say that I'd like some yogurt I say in gurt's voice: "Yeah?"

  • @thatfunnyfeeIing
    @thatfunnyfeeIing 2 роки тому +22

    r/technicallythetruth & lexi? this video is going to be great

  • @Victini7472
    @Victini7472 2 роки тому +6

    3:18 i mean atm CAN literally stand for "A Time Machine" as well lol

  • @abdelmalekmetidji
    @abdelmalekmetidji 2 роки тому +11

    If you play with a plastic dinosaur , technically the plastic is made out of oil , and oil comes from decomposed dinosaur fossils , so in conclusion , you're playing with a real dinosaur .
    Until we meet again 🙂 .

  • @maddieames1234
    @maddieames1234 2 роки тому +7

    5:09 That's actually a really hurtful stereo type. A lot of people a vegan/vegetarian because they love animals. I fitting into this category have no moral qualms with eating humans for they are a disease that plagues this Earth. And taste divine when slow roasted.

  • @mynamesz81
    @mynamesz81 2 роки тому +21

    Technically the truth? AND LEXI??
    The best

  • @maerim78
    @maerim78 2 роки тому +19

    I love technically the truth, it's just my type of humour

  • @f1edits280
    @f1edits280 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: if you stretch out all your veins, arteries and capillaries, the person will probably be dead.

  • @cyanide8838
    @cyanide8838 2 роки тому +20

    Technically this owns an air fryer. (It’s true.)

  • @mothman1307
    @mothman1307 2 роки тому +8

    LEXIIII
    I love Lexi's voice and I made a new freshie friend today. this made me happy. thank you lexi!!

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 роки тому +1

    9:08
    you read that backwards, because even the english release for american's still reads/lays the panels and speech/thought bubbles from right->left and top->bottom.
    The only part that doesn't is the actual text in each individual bubble.
    So it's actually "you are a frightening man... however... I am the best swordsman in CP9. Don't take me lightly."

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 2 роки тому +1

    3:26 Correction: ATMs give you a physical representation of money/time you've gotten from elsewhere. Therefore, ATMs are clocks.
    What do you mean the second part doesn't logically follow?

  • @Azyne
    @Azyne 2 роки тому +12

    This subbreddit is pure comedy

  • @jehail2908
    @jehail2908 2 роки тому +2

    actors pretend to work

  • @ThatWitchMarcy
    @ThatWitchMarcy 2 роки тому +5

    The way lexi said "Baloon" had me cracking up XD

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Рік тому

    0:01 To quote Lancer from Deltarune, "You can't get through your teen years without at least one Egg."

  • @jakejohnson6954
    @jakejohnson6954 2 роки тому

    Never thought i needed to hear lexi say “wee” in my life but here i am

  • @funwithchristina563
    @funwithchristina563 2 роки тому +1

    9:05 I am trying so hard not to nerd out here.

  • @charadr33murr
    @charadr33murr 2 роки тому +7

    I have to partypoop and mention that Lexi read the manga from left to right. Sorry, everyone

  • @aRllySpitefulGator
    @aRllySpitefulGator 2 роки тому +1

    Hii! Lexi I Just Wanna Say Your Voice Gives Me SO MUCH JOY! Tomorrow Is My Birthday, And I Can’t Wait To Watch Any New Uploads Tomorrow! Love You Guys and Everyone Have a Wonderful Day!

  • @TotallyAtlas
    @TotallyAtlas 2 роки тому +5

    egg.

  • @Mami__halo
    @Mami__halo 2 роки тому +1

    Actors get paid for starring in movies?? No way! No wonder they’re so rich!

  • @tresicatation2141
    @tresicatation2141 2 роки тому +1

    1:22 looks like comedy died on my birthday

  • @GutsInBerserk
    @GutsInBerserk 2 роки тому

    Me popping open the hood after my car makes a weird noise: “Hmm… yes… the engine here is made of engine”

  • @nottartaglia
    @nottartaglia 2 роки тому

    omg I didn't know you where in emkay :O I remember I followed you on tiktok ages ago, haven't seen your acc appear in forever

  • @jeid861
    @jeid861 2 роки тому +4

    Well technicy it is the truth, and a nice video. Thank you Emkay !

  • @xavierisanemo3838
    @xavierisanemo3838 2 роки тому +2

    0:04 - That much for one egg?!

  • @8butsideways
    @8butsideways 2 роки тому +2

    3:33 you know why I’m here

    • @8butsideways
      @8butsideways 2 роки тому

      5 minutes later, I died. Then reinstalled life.

  • @muydelicioso1366
    @muydelicioso1366 2 роки тому +1

    1:53 actually wrong since left handed people went extinct in the great hand war in 1534

  • @Deegonbeefon
    @Deegonbeefon 7 місяців тому +1

    6:09 nuh uh it's 0.0548036651487895308877487135398332540656

  • @Rawmango8
    @Rawmango8 2 роки тому

    9:05
    i'm actually happy that i started watching "One Piece" bc THAT would've been one heck of a Spolier.

    • @Rawmango8
      @Rawmango8 2 роки тому

      Yk Revealing that he is part of CP9 that the rumors were saying they are very secretive and not confirmed.
      Either ways i'm happy i got to watch that part of them revealing themselves instead having it spoiled on me.

  • @elizabethmidoriya8412
    @elizabethmidoriya8412 2 роки тому

    2:11 I’ve watched this 100 times and only just noticed Lexi said Harry instead of Hagrid side note she is my favorite narrator

  • @stoopingfalcon891
    @stoopingfalcon891 2 роки тому

    OK you got me good. I didn't stop laughing all the way through. Great clips with AWESOME commentary! 👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

  • @kayleewilson8740
    @kayleewilson8740 2 роки тому +1

    This is nice, great video on a great channel in a Monday

  • @scientificapple69
    @scientificapple69 2 роки тому

    "This isn't Bille Eilish"
    Me: YOOO THIS DUDE

  • @dadoctah
    @dadoctah 2 роки тому

    5:50 Pavlov. Hmmm. That name rings a bell.

  • @Noblesse_Sapphire
    @Noblesse_Sapphire 2 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, my favorite subreddit narrated by our chaotic good queen 💙💙
    Btw, for the last question, there are around 600-750 languages in Indonesia, there are still a lot of confusion, so the numbers are not certain yet :Da

  • @eeveemaster2206
    @eeveemaster2206 2 роки тому +1

    ATM stands for A Time Machine

  • @robertwilloughby8050
    @robertwilloughby8050 2 роки тому

    A certain find in every charity shop - A rather battered Bethnal LP, and a slightly better looking Ohio Players LP.

  • @mrgamergio4511
    @mrgamergio4511 2 роки тому

    To see a video 10 minutes exactly is rare well for me

  • @Wesley_H
    @Wesley_H 2 роки тому +1

    The only thing worse than people misquoting scripture is when they quote it correctly, but the verse they quote is surrounded by verses that contradict it.

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b 2 роки тому

    2:46 This *is* true. There have been incidents.
    Perhaps Lava Lamps also?

  • @hue_lord_4208
    @hue_lord_4208 2 роки тому

    9:04 how do you manage to read it backwards and _still_ have it somehow make sense?

  • @TashaBryanRENegade
    @TashaBryanRENegade 2 роки тому

    I can hear Lexi roll her eyes at each dad joke.

  • @goldtrailer
    @goldtrailer 2 роки тому +1

    I take pictures of these memes and spam them in a random persons chat

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 2 роки тому

    3:42 that moment when a cartoon egg has more game than you: *sad*

  • @JupiterVortex
    @JupiterVortex 2 роки тому +1

    9:10 how you read that is from the right bubble to the left lol not like the west comics

  • @l3732
    @l3732 2 роки тому +1

    IVE SEEN THE NO PARKING IN OCUPPIED SPACES ONE BEFORE AT A CAMP GROUND

  • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
    @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 2 роки тому +1

    How come when superheroes kill aliens they're good people and are heroic, but when I do it I'm racist!?

  • @name_not_foundlol3143
    @name_not_foundlol3143 2 роки тому +1

    9:19 HOW THE FRICK THIS GUY READ MANGA IN A WRONG WAY BUT THE MEANING WAS THE FRICKING SAME ...... I AM LOSING IT HERE BRAH 🤣🤣

  • @Timeflaire
    @Timeflaire 2 роки тому

    3:28 and the fact ATM stands for A Time Machine

  • @alex2005z
    @alex2005z 2 роки тому

    5:30 I have watched some movies enough times to where I have watched every single part of it

    • @dadoctah
      @dadoctah 2 роки тому

      Actually, twenty-four times a second you're not watching anything.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 2 роки тому

      @@dadoctah but if I watch the same movie 10 times I will probably have catched every frame of it

  • @coffeelicious17
    @coffeelicious17 2 роки тому +1

    darnn i was about to park in occupied places 😔

  • @GroundCTRL2MajorTom
    @GroundCTRL2MajorTom 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: if you change the order of words a in sentence slightly people will still read it normally, this is due to the “Sugo effect.”

  • @goack
    @goack 2 роки тому

    The steam one about half life is amazing because my friend has the same problem his always says he buys stuff in 1969

  • @thekingcolt
    @thekingcolt 2 роки тому

    i just used lexis laugh for a car drifting lol

  • @michaelklos1
    @michaelklos1 2 роки тому

    The plot thickens....🤣💀

  • @Mydeimona
    @Mydeimona 2 роки тому

    What a nice video to watch at 3 am

  • @stuffnstuff8844
    @stuffnstuff8844 2 роки тому

    3:20 furthermore, the letters ATM match up to make the acronym, A. Time. Machine

  • @AnomalousNormie
    @AnomalousNormie 2 роки тому

    Lol. Jesus was described as having white hair and bronze skin and red eyes.
    He was an anime character.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 2 роки тому

    Fifa 09 on PS3 in charity shops is so true lol

  • @spookimsdigimon9690
    @spookimsdigimon9690 2 роки тому

    I went to an art place where they did other things like smash rooms. When he was saying the rules the following was said:
    Worker: and don’t drink the paint
    Me: *raises hand* what happened to make you say this
    Worker: people drank the paint from the bottles

  • @gamingwithevie8303
    @gamingwithevie8303 2 роки тому

    This is the best, however there's no way emkay will see this

  • @BunchOfWormsInATrenchCoat
    @BunchOfWormsInATrenchCoat 2 роки тому

    ah yes the staple of reading manga left to right... the day they read it right to left is the day the world ends.

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 2 роки тому +1

    0:40 wait they had to put the sign out because Trump doesn't understand basic chemistry and biology?

  • @VrishabhDB
    @VrishabhDB 2 роки тому

    You read that manga in the wrong direction.

  • @fnfaddict
    @fnfaddict 2 роки тому +1

    Technically the truth could mix with TIHI

  • @MegiMacaroni
    @MegiMacaroni 2 роки тому

    1:52 yeah I can confirm that one as a left handed being, you know, I always beat them no handed idiots, why are they always so slow?

  • @darek9813
    @darek9813 2 роки тому +1

    Do more r/itemshop video please

  • @sebforce1165
    @sebforce1165 2 роки тому

    5:33, well then, I guess mine and Lexi's minds work quite similar, as I was going to say Clockwork Orange for the _first_ option... how fun :D

  • @cqptainbear
    @cqptainbear 2 роки тому

    I could've sworn it was Quagmire narrating the video at the start

  • @Marquis-Sade
    @Marquis-Sade 2 роки тому

    06:50 - How can this be? 1970? No internet back than

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot 2 роки тому

    9:05 Lexi has never read manga before

  • @lasiusniger1094
    @lasiusniger1094 2 роки тому

    0:37 if those are ants it doesn’t make sense, looks to me like they’re in the same colony. So they’re siblings, also all worker ants are female, males only live for a short time then mate and die.

  • @ValirValor
    @ValirValor 2 роки тому

    10 minutes, no more, no less
    Perfect

  • @Thomasthedankenjine
    @Thomasthedankenjine 2 роки тому +1

    You fool killer queen has already touched this video!

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma 2 роки тому +19

    True I’ve definitely watched the nightmare before Christmas completely I use to watch it on loop and sleep to it playing… not as a child but a mid teen… the first time I saw it was as a child… then my brother gave it away so I couldn’t watch it a second time but I fell in love with it the first time and soon into the start of it.

  • @theraysofthesun__
    @theraysofthesun__ 2 роки тому

    0:56 DUSTIN AND LUCAS NO WAYYYY

  • @mertyuip06
    @mertyuip06 2 роки тому

    7:10 ok as a kid who was born in Puerto Rico I asked myself the same shit every day

  • @bjmax3045
    @bjmax3045 2 роки тому

    i don't get 4:51 someone explain pls
    or does it mean that the boyfriend asked her to marry him, when the boyfriend should be marrying her instead of her marrying him (although that's not funny)

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 2 роки тому

    *me watching the ad before the video* Lexi Lexi Lexi Lexi Lexi Lexi Lexi Lexi
    *video starts* LEXI!!!!!

  • @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme
    @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme 2 роки тому +2

    9:05 did Lexi just... read manga from left to right...?

  • @josephr.atkins124
    @josephr.atkins124 2 роки тому

    So much GrayStillPlays vibes with the commentary

  • @alexandergotze3323
    @alexandergotze3323 2 роки тому

    Did not expect a One Piece meme

  • @ashe3410
    @ashe3410 2 роки тому +1

    I'm making a cake rn

  • @doodlebug47
    @doodlebug47 2 роки тому

    Guys Breaking Bad is a cooking show.

  • @josephdavis9234
    @josephdavis9234 2 роки тому

    6:12 Um, no. The sin of π/2 is 0! The sin of π is just zero.

  • @shaden.l.m.9506
    @shaden.l.m.9506 2 роки тому

    1:12 Hey Oz Media, Mini Oz got a second job!
    (This be joke, do not take seriously)

  • @fatboysgarage7984
    @fatboysgarage7984 2 роки тому

    That... was an apostrophe.

  • @sideofvelvet
    @sideofvelvet 2 роки тому

    Yo I actually made it on the first day can't wait for this to be lost in history

  • @y4rn_dud3
    @y4rn_dud3 2 роки тому

    4:37 what kind of-- wh.. why. Just why.