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The only answer to the glass half full/half empty is if you pour water in, its half full, but if you drink it, its half empty
I'm drinking it regardless, because I need the hydration.
Damn skippy!
what if you're asked while you're drinking it and it's being refilled at the exact same rate
Well yes but also no cuz its always full half water half air so it's full
But what if you pour or in, then take a sip that doesn't affect it enough for it to be noticeable?
Nobody knows what type of dog Cerberus is supposed to be, but given that his name literally means "spotted", I'm gonna go with _Dalmatian._
Honestly, that takes it from a Terrifying beast, to a cute many personality fun loving pooch.
Cerberus the three-headed Chihuahua oh it's so cute. 😉
Cerberus the three-headed Doberman it's very loyal and dependable it will guard and love master forever.
It's now my life mission to find a Cerberus pug
It wasn't a long mission😐
3:03 Fun fact! Cerberus was likely thought of as a Molossian Hound in ancient Greece, a big mastiff dog that was the favored guard and war dogs of the ancient Greeks. He's most described in relationship to Hercules or Hades and is described many different ways, but usually a dog with 3 heads and a snake tail. He's also apparently the "creator" off wolfsbane in Greek mythology, stating it grew from where his drool dripped as Hercules took him for a walk. So a big lion-like, spotted, guard dog that is extremely loyal and a bit of a drooly boy? Sounds like a mastiff, and by proxy, the Molossian Hound.
But he's also mythical so make him whatever breed you want!
Molossian Hound breed predates the Dalmatian. And Dalmatians date back to around 2000 BC
Fun Fact: if i'm not mistaken, Hades used to call him something along the lines of "spotted" as a cute nickname!
@@enricocastellucci5012 Kerberos (Cerberus) actually means "Spotted", Hades named his guard dog Spot.
Nerd
Please dont take this offensively ive done this before and to the wrong person.
So, Hades really had a Dalmatian guard dog he named Spot.
Only because of the sub this video is about:
TECHNICALLY, Scrooge was only visited by ONE ghost- Marley. The other three were spirits, not ghosts. The difference being that ghosts are specifically the spirits of people that died. But not all spirits are ghosts, and the three others in the story very much seem more the "Embodiement of a Concept" type of spirits.
No they were all referred to as the ghost of Christmas Past/Present/Yet to Come
they're literally called the _ghosts_ of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.
@@janTesika They’re called that in popular culture, but Scrooge usually does address them all as “spirit.”
yeah I had a feeling and being the pedandic internet type did a quick check the the first spirit introduces himself as “I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.” sooooo sorry, also EmKay the ghost of christmas yet to come is not death he merely resembles the image of death because he wears a large cloak, so it is infact four ghosts
If you want to be incredibly specific, it is six ghosts:
Marley, past, present, future, and present's kids
2:25 Reminds me of "I slept like a baby - I woke up crying every two hours, was always hungry and needed a change in the morning."
Besides the last part, I usually sleep like that
What’s this “sleep” thing?
I sleep like a log. Every morning I wake up in the fireplace.
@@dadoctah I sleep like a log. I get very little sleep.
this comment reminds me of the bit in Sonic Boom where Knuckles says "I slept like a baby! ...no really, an abandoned crib washed up on the shore last night"
The etymology of "Cerberus" means "spotted" and the Dalmatia region is not too far from Greece, so Cerberus could be a dalmatian.
And as the breed of the Dalmatian is dated to about 2000 BC it's very much possible.
Except dalmatians are a 16th century breed. Also "Spot" or "Spotted" is a translation of the modern word "Cerberus" which is wrong. We do not know the etymology of the name "Κέρβερος" (Kérberos). Cerberus meaning spot is literally a meme. It doesn't mean that. The ancient Greeks didn't even have a word that meant something similar with anywhere close to that lettering that may have been the root. We have a lot of depictions on murals and pottery of the three headed dog and none of them depict it being noticeably spotted.
Likely, the dog the mythological beast was based on would have been some sort of hound or molossus as both make good hunting/guard dogs with the latter type being almost cartoonishly muscular.
3:10 A triple headed husky would be.. very loud, imagine trying to bathe it
Oh, so I’m not the only one thinking about those loud, adorable fluffs of sass would just be even worse in Cerberus form? Like… that’s *literally* waking the dead, and never letting them sleep again.
That was an incredibly unexpected Cameron Geller reference; I gasped so hard I nearly choked on my own oesophagus
Me too lmao 💀
"What's your secret to staying down to earth"
"Gravity"
People who are down to the Sun:
People who have their heads up in the skies:
"what is your secret to levitation?"
Well you see I'm not as down to earth as I first seem.
Your comment got liked 69 times.
Fun fact: our school actually has a system to book tests and homework so teachers can see when we already have too many tests due! But they do not give a shit
They probably got tired of all the kids getting made after bugging them 20 times.
Many teachers believe their homework should have priority over all others, and too bad about things like play, meals, and sleep.
@@mred8002 and those 'teachers' need their kneecap privileges revoked
@@mr.bobcyndaquil Went through that with my kids, and the teachers were totally unrepentant. I recall one of the boys on more than one occasion falling asleep at midnight on his book at the dining room table.
that's why its nice being in a small school where all the teachers talk to each other! we never get tests on the same day! plus we get collabs between classes sometimes like physics and pre-cal. basically, some small schools create a good balance so students aren't dying inside.
11:23 I think that this is more of something Glenn Treefuker would say
Yes
Agreed
Treafuker?
Emily Treefuker professionally offended vegan
I have to agree
"England's oldest man says secret to making 111 is avoiding dying" well, clearly it's worked for him so far.
0:48 pie.
A pie is a real time pie chart for how much pie is left.
Yeah, I was wondering how that got left out. Had to make room for "hubcap" somehow. I guess.
Well technically pizza is a pie
@@derteater how on earth.
I am now joining Lexi's Cat-Octopus-Unicorn religion, who's with me?
Would it have furry tentacles sounds interesting.
@ED V8 ZR1 if the tentacles are furry you get carpet burn
I somehow thought she was Robin
@@Meleedroit they're both nice people and relatable I enjoyed both of them when either is hosting the channel
@@EDV8ZR1 yea totally agreed! Just a shame that I'm absolutely stupid and forget whose voice is whose
13:39 there are some people that could look cthulu in the eyes and go “the fuck are you?” And walk away with Le Big Guy in the background going “why arent your brains exploding”
"giant cat octopus unicorn in the sky"
*WE NEED AN ILLUSTRATION OF THIS, NOW!*
9:14 Marley’s ghost, Ghost Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Future.
Yep, four.
11:22 Cameron geller is honored...
5:56
The Mfs from Angra’s village in Fate/Hollow Ataraxia: “interesting idea...”
3:05 Lexi that is a dachshund. It is a triple headed dachshund. Also he is adorable.
I'm late to the party but just had to say, objects can be "turned over", i.e. rotation around a horizontal axis, as opposed to "turned around", i.e. rotation around a vertical axis, or just "turned" which I think usually refers to the latter but has a less specific connotation regarding how much of a turn was performed.
Fun fact: a lot of religion pray for anything, not just when they need something
2:21 that’s literally what Ryroma does in the anime “By the grace of the gods.” Whenever he preys to the gods he just has a little chat with them about how they’ve been doing and what he’s been up to since the last time they spoke.
I definitely recommend this anime. I’d say it’s solid 8/10 in my book.
The key to a good bad joke is just the right look.
This is exactly the thing I needed posted today.
Maaaan this one actually had me cracking up quite a bit during the entire video. Nice work, I needed those laughs. Thank you 😄
Was listening to this in the background and then I hear "Shut up Xavier" and got really scared for a second
09:12 The Muppets Christmas Carol is the best adaptation of the Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
I’m having a crappy morning, this almost completely fixes it
2:40 “Giant Cat-Octopus-Unicorn”…well I have my next eldritch horror to throw at my players! And at least one of them will contemplate worshiping it…
8:54 That was the best voice acting I've ever heard, lmao
10:54 Or make a product, sell it to 1 billion people. No, reason to deceive, just make it good and no pointless subscription just to print. Any pointless subscription for a product that doesn't need to be on the internet to be used, like a printer or scanner, I would make an exception on high taxes. Otherwise, let the free market remain free. You will not be penalized if you treat customers right and not be an anti-competition twerp. Because there should be a balance.
EMILY WOKERSON!! YESSS THE SHOUTOUT
BEANS
@@rinject3686 WHAT THE F!CK
@@gerardwayseyelash BEANS
@@rinject3686 YES
I'll also defend the poster's husband with the crock pot. Not all crock pots have an insert that comes out. I have a very annoying old one that doesn't have a removable insert (got it from my grandmother), so I rarely use it and need to pick up crock pot bags for it. If he grew up with his mom having one that doesn't have a removable insert, then it makes sense as well!
3:08 If it was a triple headed Husky it would howl and yell at deafening levels of volumes
wait what? do people in Florida actually eat hubcaps?
Some do
As a Floridian, yeah for sure. Is it really that surprising?
13:05 not if you train yourself to be able to hold your breath for longer. There is an actual app for that, I'm training to be able to hold my breath for 5 minutes
Oh my god Cameron geller 11:29
4:27 My dad once used wax paper to try and bake a cake instead of parchment paper. The house smelled like burnt crayons for a couple hours but the cake was good!
Got a new watch today and I get to see this vid today is a good day
I love the reference here 11:23
Do you know how do I start watching emkay videos? /technicallythetruth
What a blessing from lord this came just when I miss the series
11:23 HOLY CRAP, CAMERON GELLER REFERENCE
IKR? I LOVED IT TOO
11:23 lexi referencing cameron geller is the best thing
Ik
This is my favorite Reddit
Same
4:47 native spanish speaker here, the way Lexi spelled "una página" was so bad it sounded like she was saying "una vagina"
FR
2:32 I don't think I need to pray to know that leshy is probably not having a good time in recent years
0:40 if i liked burgers I wouldn’t be mad, id be like this is a new style
11:23 Cameron Geller moment
Every time lexi goes country gal I physically die inside in the best way possible
Yes, Lexi. Keanu's answer to that question is a hundred percent real.
I made macarons once, mocha flavored with chocolate ganache for the middle. And they would've turned out perfectly but I accidentally used wax paper instead of parchment paper, and the cookies became inseparable from the paper :( without crumbling them to dust...
Oh no, that sucks, those sound like they would have been really good
How the turns have tabled my people.
08:21 Xavier told the truth, why would you tell him to shut up
5:55 I love that Wendigoon was the one to reply to that
7:28 Better system: The guy with access to the breaker box. Flip the mains.
My dad used to live 62 steps from his front door to the pub door ( yard , road , carpark ), he didn't know how many back , as he kept losing count.
Last Christmas, we took our son to go see Santa at the mall, and while waiting in line, they had these Christmas trivia questions posted in big stickers on the floor that marked out the line. One of them was the same question about how many ghosts visited Scrooge, at the end of the line was all of the answers, and they also got it wrong and said it was only 3. So this has to be a copy\pasted holiday quiz that someone put out and never fact checked.
a triple headed corgi sounds nice, but a triple headed husky? prepare your eardrums at night
1:09 I want my last words before I die to be "man, I'm dead," and then I'll die smiling.
this subreddit is amazing
"Alcohol won't take you anywhere" wrong! In Brazil and other countries, alcohol is used as car fuel, so it does take you places.
The burger thing happened to me! A friend and I stopped at a Tennessee Waffle House during a trip. Except I ordered chili (it's even a recommendation printed on the menu) and they poured it over the bun. I just laughed and ate it with a fork
0:36 somehow this got my older brother Diabetes type 7 by just seeing this image
7
um at 0:20 did no one see the error in the news saying "ger" instead of get?
6:00 Wendigoon is awesome!!!
11:44
Bro my school science class today was that 🧍♂️
The "don't die" tip is like the war thunder loading screen tip that says "don't stand near a bomb"
10:33 I dunno if you understood that right bud
The 5 5 gallon jug of water flying across the screen sent me 😂
6:50 The any key doesn't work anymore since the power button is a key now, it used to be a switch not a button and it didn't used to be right next to your keyboards delete button waiting for you to crash your entire document.
4:12 Oh? An Azur Lane meme on Emkay? What a pleasant surprise!
Her name is Sirius from the Royal Navy btw.
7:40 actually, germany tends to overdo things quite a lot
like they did on their french holiday in 1939
6:35 as somebody who grew up with crockpots they didn't all used to come out that was reserved for some of the more fancy expensive models. I remember seeing these fancy ones that separated and I was thinking oh my gosh what a stupid good idea that makes cleaning so much easier!
Lexi: Una pajeena
Spanish speakers world wide: *visible fury*
1:09 me when the love of my life dies after being married for 3 years: "aw, dammit!"
10:34 "Also yes and violently no." Violently agree. Heartily.
I’m a duck who likes to duck other ducks with my duck
theres a randall munroe comic about what if the glass was *actually* half empty, and the ending sentence:
Moral of the story: When the optimist sees the glass as half full, and the pessimist sees it as half empty, the physicist ducks.
The way Lexi said "LMFAOOO" was super cute
13:25 A lot of early rocket engines actually ran on a form of alcohol! The Redstone launch vehicle used for the two suborbital flights of the Mercury program I believe used an alcohol-based fuel. There's an anecdote I've heard about military rocket bases in those days having to keep a close guard on their propellant tanks to prevent any personnel from trying to drink the rocket fuel.
this subreddit has become dad joke and i love it
9:26 The proper non-dangling participle question is “About what are they talking?”
[This interjecting Pedant strikes again!]
5:35 we have a test calendar at my school so that teachers don’t schedule too many tests on the same day.
Guess what, only a few teachers ever use it!
5:40 They did that in my school but it didn't lessen schoolwork. It just streamlined it
Whenever Lexi narrates it's like music to my ears!
a cerberus is most likely a chihuahua, maybe not even a 3 headed one, they are a little devil on earth already
now think that he is huge, almost the size of a house
anyone would be traumatized and think he had 3 heads and spit fire
0:04 Physicist optimists
The Engineer The glass is 50% overdimensioned
Lexi swearing is soul-healing and I don’t know why.
4:26 I did the same thing by accident. The fries were ruined.
Actually Cerberus a massive 3 headed purebred Black mastiff. He also has a snake for a tail. He is actually adorable and nice once you get to know him.
Imagine if cerberus is a 3 headed chihuahua
Terrifying
Now on the SyFy Channel: Chihuahuadon vs Poodlesaurus.
That was the first time an "ExplainAFilmPlotBadly" made me laugh. This is half caused by sleep depravity. Stay awesome, folks.
... yes, the whole video was a riot. It's smart asses such as myself who find great pleasure in r/Technicallythetruth.
Shows a glass of literal cow shit:
- This glass is completely full.
Wow so optimistic yes?
5:16 idk about other schools, but at mine all the teachers have a calender which they share, and they have an agreement not to assign too many things on the same day.
We still get swamped with work, but it's managed
13:04 What about people who can hold their breath for more than 2 minutes 🤓🤓🤓
I once (OK, several times) programmed a routine that included "Press a key to continue" and only continued if you pressed a
oh great Giant Cat Octopus Unicorn In The Sky. please give me the strength to not eat an entire pint of icecream tonight.
0:53 i’ve never seen anyone cut a chocolate chip cookie into slices, except Papa John’s, and their cookies are from Texas.
5:55 This was literally the plot of a South Park episode.