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1:07 For anyone who doesn't get it:"Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog" is a palindrome, read the same forward and backward. It's also a lyric in a Weird Al song full of palindromes.
I can't believe Stanford Pines listens to Weird Al Yankovic
@@Allé_Hoopa_Ring Pretty believable tbh
@@Allé_Hoopa_Ring i mean he was in the this is not a website computer
Oh lol
@@tiredpathos i think the gf radio station would play way too many weird al songs due to the unified theory of weirdness
Fun Fact: In Norse Mythology there are actually 3 places to go upon death not 2. Valhalla in Asgard are for Einherjar chosen by Odin, Hel is for those who lived dishonorably, and Folkvangr in Vanaheimr ruled by Lady Freyja is a safe haven where all those in-between go. Those who lived noble lives but weren't the level of Einherjar warriors.
there's a part of Hel where common good folk go to rest too, it's not truly akin to the Christian Hell like a lot of people believe. Lady Hel is both terrifying and beautiful to those who have nothing to fear from her, and she cares deeply for the innocent souls in her care while ensuring the wicked meet their deserved fate.
@mels607 Actually little is known about Hel both the location and deity. She's just mentioned in passing in a lot of old Nordic sources and writings like the Prose Edda. Her realm is described as having halls and manors but not much else is stated. High described the place as having high walls and lots of stone.
Didn't you also go to Hel if you died from old age?
Probably why so many men wanted to die in battle. 💀💀
@Darkinu2 There's no record of that. The rules of where you went were not very clear, and the requirements quite vague and even differing in detail depending on the source.
Actually, Freyja has "half of the warriors, while Odin has the other half" (re: Grímnismál), and it's implied (although not confirmed) that *she* picks first and Odin has whoever remains. Her hall is not Vanaheimr, that's the home of the Vanir; it's Folkvángr, "field of the host", in which there is Sessrúmnir (re: Gylfaginning), "that of many seats". She also welcomes women who died a noble death, and some believe unmarried and virgin women as well. Hel is where everyone else goes to, with a specific area for the *truly* dishonorable, Náströnd, where they get gnawed at by Nidhoggr.
7:39 it's been shown that schizophrenic hallucinations change according to one's culture. For instance, it is said that Indian people tend to hear playful voices.
Additionally, there are some who believe that these hallucinations may have originated or fueled religions.
Edit: spelling
Schizophrenic (or, maybe Sphincterphrenic?)
@@thelunchlady8276thanks for pointing out the typo.
Idk if you guys will find this specific, but there's a DC character called The Defenestrator, who is a parody of The Terminator, execept that he is not a robot, but a dude who carries a window so he can defenestrate his enemies
Don’t forget Dogwelder bro
I. AM. BREAD.
and i am oatmeal
BROTHER, SAME!
did i hear someone mention bread
We need to stop teleporting bread
AND I AM FRENCH.
BEHOLD THE FULL EXTEND OF MY BREAD-CONSUMING ABILITIES !
*Starts eating baguette menacingly*
6:21 As someone who is attracted to the symbol of pi, I never understood height/weight/gender preferences and people using it as an insult, like along as my partner just says "fine we will have a dnd marriage, terry the earth destroyer, don't bring the githyanki this time." then I'm good to go.
i’m more of a delta guy tbh
For the height/weight thing:
Everyone is free to have preferences, just don't be a jerk about it. That goes for both sides of it. Don't be a jerk to smaller guys, don't be a jerk to bigger girls
Exactly. Since I'm extremely short I prefer somebody at least a little taller than me, and I personally like girls on the slimmer side, but I won't say it directly to somebody, that "you're too big" (anyone shorter than me is probably a child or a dwarf). I can imagine it doesn't feel good. If somebody told me I was too short and too round I'd be devastated. I get how bad it is to be insecure about weight gain too.
Horse funeral anniversary special:the return of Jim
Sounds like it would be a good game or short film.
I feel like more people need to be aware of Obvious Plant. 😂
8:23 If that's satire about people who thought and still think women can't work well because of "being emotional", then good job because I can't tell if it's serious or not. But if it's a genuine belief... It belongs in r/badwomensanatomy or something. And I know I got sh*t last time for pointing out s3xist memes but idgaf, I know my heart is in the right place.
Also being a cat lady, divorced and over 30 years old isn't a bad thing inherently. Cat people are often really cool, in my personal experience.
Yeah it was kinda weird. I was waiting for a sarcastic remark or something. It's just a bad joke with bad taste, i don't get why it wasn't called out
@@GBLtheMOTH Thank you for understanding! I appreciate you. I do give the narrator benefit of the doubt for not noticing, I know they've expressed support for women before and aren't bad people (knock on wood)
@iclynnx damian can be quite clueless sometimes, so with the others i suppose.
13:42 A condom can be too small. It stretches a ridiculous amount, yes, but the more it stretches the tighter it gets. At a certain point it constricts bloodflow so much that maintaining an erection is impossible. Also, I would imagine that the condom is at a higher risk of breaking. This is not a reason to have unprotected sex, but to saying that a condom can stretch to fit any size is very misleading, despite being true
erm....thanks...?
@AtlasTheCatYT you're welcome?
Can confirm.
From personal experience.
Our teacher did the same condom thing. He was like "if they say this, then you should run." and starts blowing air into the condom like a balloon "even if they weren't lying, you should still run, because you will die" and then gestures at the size of the condom balloon.
Then people started using them as water balloons and one exploded so the floor was now wet. He also bought like 200 condoms for the class so a lot of them were used as water balloons dispite him telling us not to (but not being very strict about it so people continued anyway. Just being more careful cus that's the compromise we ended up with. It was still messy but only one exploded so.)
The bathroom one is so true. Do NOT use it in your dream!
I think I’m a weird exception to the rule since I can use the bathroom in my dreams just fine and nothing happens.
15:30 sometimes i have the reoccurring bathroom maze dream. i try to use the toilet, im desperate to pee, but there are no doors on the stalls and every time i turn to sit there's some creepy stranger taking a shit in the stall opposite me and they're grinning at me. so i get up before i can relieve myself and stumble further into the maze. i never get to pee.
If we put health insurance companies in a movie between a hero and his care, and they said "you can see my doctor, yes, if you pay the low, low sum of 1 Million Dollars, I've already paid him 2 Million dollars see, so you're getting quite the deal" , we'd a) boo bc what a cliche VILLIAN, and then b) cheer when the hero punches them out, then c) we'd probably find the doctor was also charged 1 million dollars/yr to be a doctor under this company, so the hero'd have to 'drop' a lit matchstick in a 'spilled' puddle of highly flammable 'liquids' ...
why is LIQUIDS in quotes??? im scared
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Phineas and Ferb reference in this video, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
IMHO Delicious in Dungeon has a good answer for the mermaid question. The mermaid is either a mammal and the tail is that of a water mammal like a dolphin. Or it's all a fish and the upper body just vaguely resembles a human.
what about reverse mermaids?
@@Cassxowary I'm just picturing those fish people from The Slayers...
16:39 Depends on whether or not you get a Djinn or a Genie
7:30 Harvest Moon has been around since the 90s. So this is very untrue.
Yeah, and Stardew Valley since 2016
dude at 16:55 is literally just Mr Burns
Dogs
0:46. Boss music starts playing😂
The kids are prepared...and cultured.
"Return of Jim"
Sounds epic
"if there's a toilet in your dream do not use it" I regularly dream of huge creepy bathroom-mazes where toilets might be in random dark corners or set up in a big line with no stalls, one time the door was too small and there were people just hanging out in there lol. thankfully I always wake up after I finally locate a usable toilet in the maze.
also CLOCKS will tell you if you're dreaming, look at the time and then check it again after a few seconds -- it'll be two wildly different times if you're in a dream.
@@mels607 there are NO clocks in dreams, also I saw a long weird thing chasing me.. and it then changed into a wide wall at the side of a cementry.. where there was a red light lamp which turned into a clown escaping using the wall and then he looked and me and gave me a creepy smile.. then ran into the woods, and the trees turned into a lot of village people holding torches staring at me, then turned into massive spiders and I woke up... isn't that cool?
@@Shadow-super1or Your dreams seem horrorific!
I HAVE THE SAME KIND OF DREAM!
Usually means I have to use bathroom for real, so it's like a dream nudge to wake up and go to the bathroom.
8:17 mf what did I do 😭 istg this is why I go by Jessie
you’re a lesbian AND a drummer so it’s obvious, you’re too cool so they’re jealous duh
Jessie, we need to cook.
yeah number 4 calling us all out on this one
13:42 I got kicked out of sex ed for knowing more than the teacher was assigned to teach the class. Also, in a bit of a humorous role reversal, I gave my dad the birds and the bees talk because I knew what sex was in the scientifically sense.
16:00 Psalm 37:2 "For they wither quickly like grass and wilt like tender green plants."
6:45 nice to know that I'm reliable
7:00 what kills me is guys who do that have no idea of what certain weights look like... at Whale I'd be a string bean
16:05 for like the grass they will soon wither, like green plants they will soon die away. FYI
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4:38 I don’t get people who go “I have [weapon] in my bedroom in case I need to defend myself”
what exactly is stopping an intruder from removing it? or worse using it against you? can’t argue they wouldn’t know since you shouted it for the world to see so you could look like a badass online to the losers who like you
worse when they say something like “I have one in arms reach at all times”
even if you heard the intruder break in, you have the 1-2 in your bedroom vs the dozens “in arms reach” (read: easily available for an intruder to grab) they’ll pass before reaching you
I mean if you wear a hoster... you have one in arms reach at all times. only need one gun for that.
*12:49** normal for past life memories to come out as random word vomit like that when they’re little, they’re still processing it with this brain and body, I did that too and so did/do/will do countless other kids*
18:14 I mean it's all fun and games until you scrape the bottom of the pool
I have guinea pigs. The dominant one has two ways to ask for food. Either he gnaws in the metal cage until we get it ready (he never gnaws on wood, only metal, which can't be good for his teeth, but we can't stop him). Or, recently, he switched to staring into your sole. He knows when it is dinner time and he finds a high spot where he can see us and just stares in a way that is surprisingly unsettling until we get it.
The other one gets his dinner at the same time, but he rarely asks. When he does, he just wheeks like normal guinea pigs.
The community needs more people like you.
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17:56 well, yes, but why would you let the door open then? To spread that smell through the entire house?
6:39 just searched a extinct elephant and a pickup trucks weight at 12:15 am just to say the mammoth is heavier
7:40 where do you think Most Religions Came from
9:19 LMAO I GOT THAT REFERENCE
I was just coming to say this. Great movie!
What’s the reference?
@Truty-fruity “The Incredibles” movie. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend it.
@Truty-fruity the reference is to The Incredibles, animated movie from 2004. I won't spoil it, so you should go watch the movie wherever you can find it.
@Truty-fruity The Incredibles
9:27
"That's it! im hiring a witcher!"
0:28 quite explains why his surname is Waters
11:20 starting to thing she is Polpo
0:02 uzi doorman spotted
omg it's Duzi Uoorman
bite me- i mean her
Hello Murder Drones fans =)
yuri on ice jumpscare (positive)
Thank you for letting us know
Do ya'll know where I can watch Yuri on Ice? Preferably without a VPN (I'm in Sweden)
13:11 Whoever name is Tracey,
_RUN._
3:19 Hey, bangers and mash? Sausages and potato mash in beef gravy? Delicious. I’m sick of having people knock things they refuse to try.
I don't like gravy on my potatoes. I'd keep the them separate from the sausage and gravy, myself. Other than that, sounds good to me!
As a 5'0" guy...i also have a preference for taller men. And lucky me, most of them are taller.
I'm scared of tall men. Like, they're taller than me. And I don't like that much. But I'm wlw with a crippling masculine side. Men are fun friends.
i poisoned the water supply
Are you here
give me your liver
Now everybody died
W h o o p s...
"🎺💀"
@HolaSoyIvan-wj1cz vsauce joel viewer spotted
I was wondering why my gfuel tasted spicy today
1:05 "your haircut is part of you forever" bro forgot that hair grows 😂
14:00 **nods sagely** The Lottery
I HATED THAT ONE
That’s the story I thought of immediately 😂
Me too.
i love it when i click onto a freshly baked emkay video at 16:25 PM on the 6th of february 2025.
7:09 okay but like people have preferences some people prefer a taller partner some a shorter one some people like skinnier people but some like some more weight (unsure how to say nicely 😞) so long as they are happy and healthy of course
7:55 Starbucks gift card??
i watered the poison supply
9:20 lmao she literally does look like mirage
0:14 omg this actually happened to me. I was not found for MULTIPLE rounds, I finally came out when I stopped seeing feet and they were like “you were playing? We thought you just left”.
So, I clearly won, did not tell anyone about where I was and hid in the same spot the next year and they STILL didn’t find me. Best spot ever.
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Fun fact! Salmon is considered red meat, so depending if your mermaid is amphibians or aquatic, you can still have them be red meat and fish at the same time!
9:04 the problem is?
1:10
Ford simply possessed Bill and now I am writing strange things on the Internet
7:31 forgetting a lil something about the cozy games: many of them have an interwoven narrative about mental health issues! 😃 so really it's have a house, gather resources, it's turnip season again, your mil is an alcoholic, oop, we're out of copper, off to the mines.
4:26 I hate to break it to you but that’s probably exactly how Cillian Murphy was made
10:16 bro has the "ima go eat plants later" fit
18:25 Apparently I'm not the only one who chewed polly pocket clothes when I was small
16:30 Soooo they're not wasps - they're wasp-mimicking moths - raspberry crown borer moths.
Thank you for posting these videos, Emkay. :)
1:20 Bro why did I think the background was cookie dough ice cream
Are you ok
@adas201love2 Mostly :3
@@urfavouritetoonastro mostly...
I'm actually early to an emkay video for once what a blessing 😭
the thumbnail post is targeted algorithm to me because it's happened so many times that whenever I sit on a toilet in a dream i subconsciously scream "NOOO!!" and I wake up like I was just in a nightmare
I once saw a sign that said "We do not accept 100 dollar bills before 1 PM"
To this day I want to know why
too many people using fake ones in the morning
limited amount of float (the change they have, most places only keep about 100$ in 20s thru coins).
people have the tendency to go into a place, buy a 1$ choco-bar, and ask for the 99$ so they can have smaller (and more useable) bills/coins. typically less of a problem if you a) ask nicely if they can break 100$ yet (and respect it, mind), and b) actually spend more than 50-75$, so they only have to scrape up so much. it sucks when the first guy uses all your change, and now you cant make any until you get more from the safe/bank/manager's office/etc, which are often time-delayed to limit theft.
ie, if it's 7am just-opened, but your order is 85$, they'll prolly* accept 100$ as long as they can verify it as legit, and youre not an ass about it.
*store policy may override this at any point, dont push the issue.
source: worked in a canadian gas station/drive thru place for a while
edit: a Bank can usually break a big bill without spending any, or a very small service fee. if you need most of that hundo, its probably better to try a bank if you can
'what do you remember from health class' ._. my only clear memory of health class is my teacher marking me down for my hand writing like my undiagnosed dyslexic ass could fix it >>
emkay be emkaying
17:55 hey yo imagine one of your parents swallowing your money shot!😳 LMAO!😂🤣
0:16 WHAT DID HE SAYYYY 💀💀
Sans: 15:20
15:30
I have know why you shouldn't! If you see a toilet in your dreams that means you actually need to use the bathroom irl and if you go in your dream you'll most likely wet the bed
Thumbnail:
True
It’s how you piss yourself
15:13 why is calling me out?
If you see a toilet/bathroom in your dreams you're basically cooked unless you somehow wake yourself up before the inevitable happens
6:18 The one labeled as sassy should be Napoleon. No god would survive whatever is under the height of Napoleon so probably could be labeled as god slayer.
12:25 that recipe is gonna be flavorless and give you heart burn, making your overall situation worse. I think it is bean sauce that you put in beans, not pasta.
Maybe the problem is the ratios
@brickpuncher1429 it's missing salt, and herbs, I wouldn't put it on pasta no matter the ratio.
@@Sirkittenthe3rd good point
OML WHAT IS THE MUSIC THAT YOU PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND I NEED TO KNOW
I'm not completely sure but I think it's the Undertale OST and maybe Deltarune OST
Edit: I think there is also some Cuphead OST in there
0:16 help this is me I need help I’m stuck in my try hard hiding spot I have plenty of food but no water this is your only clue good luck
3:18 BANGERS AND MASH!? HELL YEAH
BUBBLE AND SQUEAK?? HELL YEAH
FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?? UH- I THINK SO!
(I'm Aussie btw)
9:18 incredibles
In sex ed class, I remember our vice principal putting a condom on a banana. But first, she said "this is a VERY BIG BANANA." And we all cracked up laughing.
0:45 the kids know about the duck song let’s go 🔥
8:13 Please note: this applies only to those who spell it with a K. The C version enhance lives.
1:27
Oh, hey! That's my favorite thing to do during my lunch break while I'm eating my chicken nuggets, and now I know there's a word for it! Thank you, Susie!
13:56 my sex ed teacher put a condom on her arm, all the way to her elbow and said the same thing. She also told us we weren’t allowed to record it so people wouldn’t see it as we all laughed like crazy.
Fewchuck was wild and I’ll always remember that lol
0:10 that's me, im the tryhard hider with dry lips, no money, and no future
Hey, that's me!! I'm the person who's so good at hide and seek. :)
The Mango Loco thing is probably something to do with the skeletons on the can, which this person is either interpreting as some kind of demon or thinks is disrespectful to Catholicism as it's being marketed
13:58 mine has always been "Barney" by Will Stanton, read it years ago in grade 7 or something? And i just recently went on an internet manhunt for it because i wanted to find it again. Cool story honestly
0:16 😭 😭
Holy shit they were reqdy for the grapes
1:58 no thought behind those eyes
5:29 OH MY GOD ITS DR. KAIN PATHOS CROW IM CRYING I LOVE THAT MAN... or wait- dog...?
Why did someone put the name Tracey in big letters in that bathroom out of order post, what did she do to deserve it??
strangely specific posts
10:51 maybe it's just me, but whenever I get a migraine I cannot eat chocolate, it tastes horrible in the moment.
16:03 Psalm 37:2 says, "For they will soon wither like the grass and wither like the green herb"
7:40 We have a pretty good idea of what their delusions were about. Just read Greek mythology, Christian mythology (aka the Bible), Mesopotamian mythology... the list goes on. They all reflect oral traditions which likely have roots not only in the human imagination more generally, but also in the delusions of people who suffered from any number of mental illnesses.