An Old Man In An Older Man's Body | Best Of Jon Richardson
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Look at his face, look at that body, it's the body of a 40 year old man, but the mind of a 90 year old
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I've really tried to age into my personality, and that is a good thing
I really hope your wife’s ring tone for you is your impression of Bob saying ‘JON RICHARDSON’ 😂😂
I think you've a few years left before you grow into your personality. You have the same opinions as my 64 yo dad. The only difference is he's only funny when he puts on his fake irish accent when he's drunk
You have done a remarkable job if that was your goal. Appreciate you, sir
Hope to be able to hop the pond from your Commonwealth's Stepchild:Canada, so that I can see you regale us all as you have done so well! Love your stuff, always have been a big fan since seeing your wit on 8OO10CDCD and catching glimpses of your performances here on UA-cam.
No period at the end of your sentence Jonny boy? 😉
The setup and pay off for the comma drawer 64 punchline… genius.
You caught it too ? ... The Comma-dore 64 ( computer built by radioShack - in 1992 ) - [ the 'keyboard slid out like a under-desk drawer ]
& the Keyboard was missing a COMMA .
( what are you doing over here - you belong ON ( not in ) the Comma-dore 64. )
@@tsvandyke why did you say caught it like it was a big mystery ?
@@antzoomaBud I f I have to explain to you why 99.7% of all human beings on earth won’t get the joke to its fullest extent…then I’m going to have to meet you in real life and hold your hand like a small child and explain why….dont make me have to do that…I’m a busy man 😂
@@youtubedrifter5594 no I think you misunderstood my comment. I'm saying it's an easy joke
I love Jon's laughter, it's so genuine and warm. Like the inverse of Carr's Honk.
Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAA!
I’ve decided the best way to land a knockout wife is to become a comedian who goes on and on about how unsexy they are. Thanks Jon, and David Mitchell. 😝
Smart, honest, funny as hell, knows who he is, and doesn't give a shit if he's ,"he's the right sort of man"? YES PLEASE!
Edited to fix punctuation. Don't want to embarrass meself in front of Jon (notice me!)
Absolutely, David's wife is, to me, insanely attractive. Victoria just has that smile and quirky sense of humour. "I don't need something to aim at when I wee." haha
That or make a shit load of cash
Well, they're lovely women, but I think Taskmaster proved there are other issues.
I'm usually very organised when packing my groceries into the bags at the supermarket, much to the wife's annoyance, but the other day we were a little pressed for time so I just shovelled the vegetables in with the tins and the fridge items and told the wife
"I'm giving my inner Jon Richardson the day off"
I’m walking my dog while I listen to this and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out loud this much whilst alone publicly.
Village weirdo…
Just so genuinly and wholeheartedly entertaining.
I lost it when you broke out the travel hanger 😭😭😂
Oh god.... the apostrophe situation near on killed me, I literally just about fell out of my wheelchair laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I'm an Aussie who bloody adores you!
Same. I’m definitely going to use some of his jokes on uk holiday in a couple weeks.
It's been just long enough since I first saw this same bit. I'd forgotten the clever CommaDrawer64 gag.
"Who possesses all the possessives!?" ~ Mel probably.
"Comma Drawer 64" I'm gonna hate myself for it later but was hilarious.
Drawer, but yes it absolutely was, and there's no reason to hate wordplay, it's amazing.
@@InservioLetum Word play is always fun. The hate shall come from the inevitable groans from others when I quote it.
And thanks for the spelling correction. Now edited.
👍And also the
"Who possesses all of the possessives?"
ASCII 64 is the @ symbol, not the comma - that should be 44 ... not that that is important, or anything
@@peterwhitehouse It wasn't an ASCII joke. Commodore 64 was an old computer.
I absolutely love Jon Richardson!
Who's he, the little .... nope i can't say it!
That dimple is bloody gorgeous!! Especially when he's laughing. Bloody hilarious man !! 🤣
As of this writing, there are three thumbs down, and we all know who they are!! There’s Bob, Mel, and Mel’s wife. Bob’s wife has been on the fence for a long time, not really knowing who Jon is, and so didn’t vote.
Hand once again I have learned to never read the comments on a comedy video until the end, just a whole team of people declaring the punchline. Genius
Commer draw 64 absolutely brilliant 🤣😅🤣😎
The comment about the shit in the bouncy castle… omg I haven’t laughed so hard in YEARS!!! 😆😂🤣
He’s so funny and frankly I think he’s pretty ☺️ too
Thanks for putting this on UA-cam!
Cheers from the US
My spirit animal
I tried to chop an onion while listening to this. Had to stop though. I like having fingers.
You, sir, are comedy GOLD! :-D thank you
Well that cheered me up no end!
His best set
Until I started watching him, I thought my OCD was bad. But he tops it by a mile 😂😂
Actually well impressed with those dance moves!! haha
Two spaces after a question mark? I’ve only just got completely confused by the correct use of comma vs semi colon as a sort of mid sentence pause.
It never ends!
It's from the old days of mechanical typing and it helped distinguish sentences. It wasn't just question marks, it was all sentence closing punctuation; full stops, question marks and exclamation marks.
I'm crying of laughter at 'who you hating this weekend?' 'Jon Richardson!'
"Stop bouncing Vicar!"
I love how good his word play in the twitter section
Yah got yourself another fan funny man!
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Thanks for the cardigan.
Thank you very much for posting! Wish you wouldn't edit, though, I like your flow.
Previous commenter: comma drawer 64
Me: …
Jon: comma drawer 64
Me: Ah ha, very clever Mr. Richardson.
Me on the inside: HAHAHAHA that’s almost as funny as your Spanish child!
I think Jon and I would make great friends if we met as wedding guests
How have you only got 31.9 approx. subs??????????
I'm looking for the clip where he wore a black T shirt and was telling a joke of a little kid playing "I spy with my little eye" with her parents. it's gone.
I'd love to see you with Bill Burr!
What a mad pairing. I wanna see it too now.
So amazing, even better than Jimmy Carr and his book. Have you got a book out yet Jon. Missing the 'h' :)
What is that phone cover👀😂😂
whew, it did stress me out just a teensy bit that he was going to hang it by the collar!
🤣
You funny bro.
Okay, he's adorable.
I'm the guy singing to his music 🤣
Actually that was quite funny
It's Bob!
commadrawer 64
Clearly Jon knows his audience…😁
Got another one underneath for the gig… 🧥… shame there is no jumper or cardigan emoji
I wish Jon would do another American road trip only this time not go to the absolute worst location in the entire country 😂
Where'd he go? Texas? Mississippi?
@@misscryptoria judging by his pfp he's probably from texas or Mississippi or somewhere similar
@@starrchild254 that isn't his question-
Old age is my nemesis but what can you do 😀 bus pass and teenagers letting you go first because it’s probably a bomb 😆
🤣🤣🤣
As a man I’ve never had a problem and my wife have never had a problem in actual real life . In fantasy ie internet drama big problems that I and everyone just wash away. This is a lie 😂
6:34 ... BOX Step - swing back & forth ... while slowly rotating
Imagine frankenstein & his wife dancing with STIFF legs ... hold partner ( stiff as a board ) , turning as ONE ... as each ( slight rotation ) lands each foot in the ( corner ) of a box
I tell you what, I’ve never liked Jon Richardson.
which ones Jon Richardson?
I hate his shoes and his eyebrows. Nyeahhh
Fascinating. Simply fascinating
the key to stopping the turd is to absorb the bounce with bent legs. Slows the turd right down
@@harrycain5912 good one Bob
Full of laughs! Cheers!
Its funny watching Jon talking about people not using apostrophes. Im one of those people. There is a reason of course but its not obvious until I explain what I do for a living. Im a programmer. Now way back when, I used to write code for websites. The standard way to output text was to do something like 'Hi there, my names offer0'. As you can see the text I want to show is in single quotes, but if I wanted to put an apostrophe in names (so its name's) I have a problem. We need an escape character or the string is going to be malformed (as itll now be 'Hi there, my name's offer0'
The way he pronounced centrifugal lol. It’s cenTRIfugal ..senˈtrif(y)əɡəl. I backed it up 5 times to hear him say it. So cute!
CentriFUGUEal and centriPEEtal.