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  • @signifidelica2819
    @signifidelica2819 6 років тому +889

    "If your problem is location based, try moving to a different location."
    This advice is more sound than you think

    • @steroidbrah
      @steroidbrah 5 років тому

      Imma do it

    • @Natibert
      @Natibert 4 роки тому +3

      Immigration comes to mind.

    • @thirtythreehz
      @thirtythreehz 4 роки тому +1

      Not when your broke af

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 3 роки тому +1

      @@thirtythreehz Homeless move around all the time. And they are homeless! How much broke you can be?!

    • @AxelCross
      @AxelCross 3 роки тому +1

      Deadass they give that advice to junkies and alchies in recovery. "People places things."

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 років тому +396

    "If you apologize before you get caught, that's a confession."

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 роки тому +4

      "Learn your words!" Lmao

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 6 років тому +227

    "If things aren't what they were they would not be what they are." 😂

  • @Chasecka
    @Chasecka 6 років тому +348

    This dude is underrated! He is hilarious! Watched him live last night and was crying laughing.

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 4 роки тому +1

      I love him on the podcast when he and Sam roast each other

    • @franktroise4386
      @franktroise4386 3 роки тому +5

      He is funny on the Gutfeld show.

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 3 роки тому +2

      very talented and funny hope to see more of him

    • @Chasecka
      @Chasecka 3 роки тому +2

      @@franktroise4386 yeah he is. I was surprised to see him on there. Glad to see it though. We needed Gutfelds show in late night.

    • @Marty-j2z
      @Marty-j2z 12 днів тому

      ​@franktYaroise4386 Ya Kat laughs just looking at him lol

  • @BMVfilms
    @BMVfilms 6 років тому +358

    If this is entirely a character, thats some damn good commitment

    • @deceivingthedeceiver
      @deceivingthedeceiver 6 років тому +53

      this must be the first time you ever seen Joe, it's not a character

    • @BMVfilms
      @BMVfilms 6 років тому +43

      Sheldon in that case, I commend him for using his quirks to his advantage. I’m sure other anxious people wouldn’t dream to be up on stage

    • @deceivingthedeceiver
      @deceivingthedeceiver 6 років тому +10

      Yeah, he's a strange guy.

    • @joshualoreto3025
      @joshualoreto3025 6 років тому +13

      I see him hang out with Sam Morril, he's literally like this.

    • @limabean2
      @limabean2 6 років тому +4

      Imagine this as a real person lmao

  • @ladistar
    @ladistar 5 років тому +162

    Does anyone else get a Norm Macdonald vibe from this guy? It's almost anti-comedy in how awkward he come across, but he's absolutely hilarious. Way underrated.

    • @MeMe-td1ye
      @MeMe-td1ye 4 роки тому +2

      Norm is overrated

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 3 роки тому +3

      I think he's darker than Norm, actually

    • @TommyWashow
      @TommyWashow 3 роки тому +4

      @@tvtitlechampion3238 and less dead

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 3 роки тому +4

      @@TommyWashow lmao damn I shouldn’t laugh but norm would have found it funny, so it’s all good

    • @TommyWashow
      @TommyWashow 3 роки тому

      comedy comes in all shapes and sizes

  • @milliganx6278
    @milliganx6278 5 років тому +38

    I really like him. I love his huge eyes, weird stare, off humor! Great entertainer.

  • @olygal
    @olygal 6 років тому +103

    Joe Machi is one of my FAVOURITE comics!!!! ❤ He's so underrated!

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 6 років тому +3

      There's a reason for that.

    • @TyDie85
      @TyDie85 6 років тому

      Tommyr yes! Lol.. yea sometimes comics are underrated unjustifiably. But in this case, it makes sense

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 6 років тому

      He's not that funny. So....

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 5 років тому +6

      Tommyr are you kidding this guy is hilarious

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 3 роки тому

      @@Tommyr maybe you like comics that laugh at their own jokes

  • @MitchellHang
    @MitchellHang 6 років тому +214

    I remember this guy. One of the best comedians on Last Comic Standing.

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 6 років тому +2

      Yeah he absolutely should have won. The guy who won I couldnt even understand.

    • @MitchellHang
      @MitchellHang 6 років тому +2

      Vinny H.
      Rod Man won that season.

    • @slospop1125
      @slospop1125 6 років тому

      Vinny H. Joe finished 4th

    • @williamreed2952
      @williamreed2952 5 років тому +1

      Loved Joe, definitely thought he should have won

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 6 років тому +62

    He was on The Greg Gutfeld show a few weeks ago, he was awesome on it. Real genuine guy. All the best to ya Joe

    • @joequillun7790
      @joequillun7790 5 років тому +3

      That's when I 1st saw him. Cracked me up, totally. However this video doesn't seem to be his best performance. Might have something to do with Conan.

    • @Finians_Mancave
      @Finians_Mancave 5 років тому +3

      @@joequillun7790 Why would his act have anything to do with the show's host? So he's great on the Greg Gutfield show but because he's on Conan, he's not so good? Let me guess your political leanings....

    • @joequillun7790
      @joequillun7790 5 років тому

      @@Finians_Mancave LOL, guess we can say the same about your "leanings". But if you want to go there, sure. Late night TV is nothing but liberal wackos, loaded with an audience of the same. So yeah, could've had something to do with his performance. Your skirt is showing.

    • @Finians_Mancave
      @Finians_Mancave 5 років тому +2

      @@joequillun7790 Nice deflection, but you still answered the question by showing your bubble-headed bias. Hard to take seriously anyone who generalizes so hatefully about half the country. I'm left of center politically but would never call any of my friends on either side "wacko" (Yes, I have friends on both sides, something I'm sure you can't even fathom. It's called thinking for yourself).

    • @joequillun7790
      @joequillun7790 5 років тому +1

      @@Finians_Mancave I don't hate "1/2" the country PF, just the left half of the voting side. If you have 1/2 a brain, I'm sure we could agree on the same issues, if you really are a"moderate". 1/2 of the American public are clueless when it comes to politics. But the wackos supporting the current tribe of democratic candidates can't be considered rational.
      So, to go back to late night TV, name one host who isn't being paid off by the left?

  • @JohnSmith-tz7iy
    @JohnSmith-tz7iy 5 років тому +30

    This guy is so funny in such an unconventional way. I cant even put my finger on it but he has me dying ahahahah

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 6 років тому +213

    He blinks 1/25th the amount of an average person

  • @noahstevens3060
    @noahstevens3060 6 років тому +58

    Best stand-up I've heard in awhile. Love you Joe Machi. Thank you Conan O'Brien.

  • @dannyeasler6846
    @dannyeasler6846 3 роки тому +15

    Joe is truly very underrated.We need more stand up comedy more than ever.Couldn’t we all take a little time to laugh again?

  • @youflunkeddaycare
    @youflunkeddaycare 5 років тому +40

    Just saw this dude live last week! He’s absolutely hilarious!

  • @taylorroberts1657
    @taylorroberts1657 5 років тому +15

    He sounds halfway to being Peanut from Jeff Dunham while simultaneously looking like a ventriloquist doll.

  • @jah_moon
    @jah_moon 3 роки тому +19

    I'm new to this guy but I feel like this set was him running at peak performance. Very well done and hilarious.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 2 роки тому

      Me too!!! His delivery is weird but flawless!!!

  • @chrisfortune6616
    @chrisfortune6616 6 років тому +22

    I checked him out because I'm Contemplating seeing him next week in Rhode island. I think I'll do it.

  • @LordFenix2496
    @LordFenix2496 4 роки тому +5

    LMAO that asperger part was gold

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 роки тому +7

    The croud was dead, he killed me with this one

  • @Bombtrack411
    @Bombtrack411 6 років тому +14

    saw this guy at the comedy store while I was in LA and he killed it so hard I had to look him up

  • @eternalindifference
    @eternalindifference 3 роки тому +3

    Deligthfully weird ventriloquist version of David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr ❤️

  • @whalegod1056
    @whalegod1056 6 років тому +6

    This guy has that comedic atmosphere around him, he's great!

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 роки тому +6

    He is hilarious I laughed out loud so much ! Can't wait to watch all his stuff!

  • @jessicaswatowski4899
    @jessicaswatowski4899 6 років тому +11

    I love Joe Machi 😂😂 I relate to this on a deeply personal level

  • @Daithi333Mac
    @Daithi333Mac 3 роки тому +2

    Sticks and stones, may break your bones, but names can only cause immeasurable psychological damage

  • @denismutabazi
    @denismutabazi 5 років тому +4

    This guy's material is amazing! Very unique... My best.

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 3 роки тому +2

    His eyes look constantly terrified of something.

  • @lizzyyork
    @lizzyyork 4 роки тому +6

    I LOVE JOE!!! He's the most awkward, silly comedian ever but hes so funny and cute!

  • @MillerTheOfficialLoFi
    @MillerTheOfficialLoFi 3 роки тому

    One of my new favorites

  • @tombehnke9058
    @tombehnke9058 4 роки тому +2

    ‘Take it down a notch, guys, we’re twelve...’

  • @kmterpin
    @kmterpin Рік тому +2

    Another Joe Machi classic = "People who are afraid of crocodiles are really smart!"

  • @anthonymancuso3597
    @anthonymancuso3597 6 років тому +4

    Joe Machi is one the best comedians out there today,his podcast Keeping Joe with Sam Morril,Phil Hanley and Liz from the comedy cellar is a must listen!!!

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 4 роки тому +2

    Why am I in tears after only 4 minutes of jokes?

  • @cmdr
    @cmdr 3 роки тому +3

    Fun fact.
    If you don't know what Asperger's is you'll hear him saying "Assburgers".

  • @raebsen
    @raebsen 3 роки тому +1

    I wish I could find whole shows from this guy! He's great and i can only find short clips with him.

  • @theryanmckee
    @theryanmckee 6 років тому +7

    we need more of Joe ... everywhere!

  • @tinytanks
    @tinytanks 6 років тому +10

    he is like if one of bobby moynihan's characters came to life and tried to be bobby moynihan.

    • @tinytanks
      @tinytanks 6 років тому +2

      or if bobby moynihan tried doing a bobby moynihan impression.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 3 роки тому +2

    That axe bodyspray joke!

  • @nothanks3762
    @nothanks3762 6 років тому +16

    One of the funniest 5 minutes I’ve ever seen Hahahah

  • @neillobo5231
    @neillobo5231 6 років тому +2

    The apologies joke was brilliant.

  • @jbanks4life
    @jbanks4life 6 років тому +6

    Never heard of him before but I tossed out a like not even halfway through this guy's a genius!!

    • @christopherblue2004
      @christopherblue2004 6 років тому

      listen to his on the Jim and sam radio show, he's funny and super awkward.

  • @nathanaeldabney3266
    @nathanaeldabney3266 6 років тому +17

    He is absolutely hysterical!!! Brilliant!

  • @IIMetalMaskII
    @IIMetalMaskII 6 років тому +2

    he look like somebody's sidekick undercover which pretty cool btw

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 6 років тому +6

    I just saw Joe Machi in Union City, New Jersey tonight at a local supermarket (August 1, 2018). I recognized him by his frightened little girl voice. Anyway, I didn't want to bother him because I know he's awkward, and that's no schtick. He really is one nervous awkward fella. But he was friendly enough when I told him he was great on the Jim Norton & Sam Robertson radio show. Of course who isn't receptive to praise... But anyway, Joe Machi rules!

  • @Dad-Gad
    @Dad-Gad 6 років тому +8

    He's top quality 👍

  • @TimWrightt
    @TimWrightt 6 років тому +9

    one of the funniest guys in a long time

  • @Cooleocarter
    @Cooleocarter 6 років тому +120

    Awkward dude but funny content. It works for him.

    • @timothy790110
      @timothy790110 6 років тому +6

      the awkwardness is part of the act ffs.

    • @dianeaishamonday9125
      @dianeaishamonday9125 5 років тому +2

      @@timothy790110 it's not an act. I've met him in real life and he's super awkward lmao love him tho

    • @timothy790110
      @timothy790110 5 років тому

      @@dianeaishamonday9125 i enjoy him too

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 3 роки тому +1

    He he, I love this kid. *tussles hair

  • @bunnyblurrz
    @bunnyblurrz 6 років тому +10

    I love his podcast with sam morril and phil hanley. Keeping Joe.

  • @ZarkowsWorld
    @ZarkowsWorld 6 років тому +4

    These new comedic robots are improving

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 років тому

      He used to be even more robotic
      ... but also funnier.
      ua-cam.com/video/xDwREm2YymE/v-deo.html

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 4 роки тому +1

    I dont know ..I can't stop watching this guy

  • @1Alvarez7
    @1Alvarez7 4 роки тому +1

    Deliver is prefect 😂

  • @kicknotes
    @kicknotes Рік тому

    I love Joe Machi. His delivery is impeccable.

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy Рік тому +1

    such a good clip

  • @goldenscarecrow
    @goldenscarecrow 5 років тому +2

    The ‘date script’ thing is something I’ve used to communicate with other humans. But if you don’t have a retort to “how are you”, you *may* have the aspergers.

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 6 років тому +4

    Joe Machi never breaks Kayfabe

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan 6 років тому +37

    He looks like a marionette Ted Cruz would create of himself to talk to women

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 4 роки тому +4

      Your comment is way funnier than you've been given credit for sir 😃👍

    • @DIRTY-MERLIN
      @DIRTY-MERLIN 3 роки тому

      omg XD

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 3 роки тому

      Bajahahahahahhahaa brilliant

  • @Hari_Reacts
    @Hari_Reacts 3 роки тому +1

    Dark temptation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kicknotes
    @kicknotes 8 місяців тому

    "I don't have anything for that." LOL. I still love Joe.

  • @quackapatth
    @quackapatth 2 роки тому +2

    best dry humor guy rn, reminds me of mitch hedburg a bit

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin 3 роки тому +1

    This was good. I am pleased. I am happy.

  • @Zatanna22
    @Zatanna22 3 роки тому +1

    I ❤ Joe Machi

  • @bosanderspublictheology
    @bosanderspublictheology 3 роки тому +1

    That
    was
    amazing

  • @jhsimone
    @jhsimone Місяць тому

    So funny. Thanks for the laughs. 😂

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 років тому +2

    this was great

  • @dilemma_unheard-of_dilemma1917
    @dilemma_unheard-of_dilemma1917 3 роки тому +2

    Love him he’s so intelligent

  • @pringlescan81
    @pringlescan81 4 роки тому +1

    If I heard his name shouted in public I would think I was hearing JUMANJI!

  • @cynthiastewart9327
    @cynthiastewart9327 2 роки тому +1

    I love Joe!!!! Where has he been?!? We miss him! I’m sure I’m not alone.

  • @amyshook8500
    @amyshook8500 Місяць тому +1

    I love the smell of Axe, hahahahaha.

  • @AfreensHair
    @AfreensHair 6 років тому +1

    This reminds me of that louis episode where he half-heartedly advised a stand-up comedy hopeful to use a funny voice.

  • @mrrodriguez2947
    @mrrodriguez2947 5 років тому

    😂😂 I Like this guy,I gotta find more of him

  • @Cederberg
    @Cederberg 6 років тому +1

    I really liked his style.

  • @onreload
    @onreload 6 років тому +1

    saw this guy as part of my bachelor party, he was great then too

  • @JDiMaio88
    @JDiMaio88 6 років тому

    Great set.

  • @pbjbagel
    @pbjbagel 3 роки тому +1

    Loved it. He sounds like he's eternally exhaling.

  • @kingpatch95
    @kingpatch95 6 років тому +1

    I wanna see a special from this guy he’s funny

  • @nottoday244
    @nottoday244 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is so smart and funny.

  • @brianmcanelly7147
    @brianmcanelly7147 5 років тому +2

    He look really nervous but he’s not

  • @joeriveracomedy
    @joeriveracomedy 6 років тому +1

    The NYC guys read these comments. Joe, the apology line is genius. Applause break on tv is boss!

  • @philosopher1a
    @philosopher1a 3 роки тому +1

    If Gepedo made a second puppet

  • @jaroslavcech225
    @jaroslavcech225 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is dope!

  • @br41nb0x7
    @br41nb0x7 6 років тому +2

    I don't think anyone's tried "don't shoot me it's illegal" before. You don't know until you try, right?

  • @doheo33
    @doheo33 5 місяців тому

    He never blinks

  • @sidneyfreespirit7279
    @sidneyfreespirit7279 6 років тому +2

    a huge fun of this guy

  • @youcanthandlethetruth4553
    @youcanthandlethetruth4553 6 років тому

    I love this guy...he's funny as hell !!

  • @itsnerdo
    @itsnerdo 6 років тому +1

    “That’s how they murdered hookers in the Bible” I’m dyyinnggg

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 3 роки тому +1

    I'd like to see Machi in a Goodfella's remake. He could play Peschi's character.

  • @dshudson
    @dshudson Рік тому +1

    Love him on Gutfeild, so whitty.

  • @gauravvikalp
    @gauravvikalp 4 роки тому +1

    Sam Morril and Magchi are highly underrated!

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 6 років тому +31

    Firmly in the uncanny valley.

    • @stephentoth6003
      @stephentoth6003 6 років тому +1

      Bryce Walburn lol what? Did he reference uncanny valley in the vid? Uncanny valley is when fake stuff looks too realistic and creeps us out because of it. Like Polar Express

    • @brycewalburn3926
      @brycewalburn3926 6 років тому +11

      I'm insinuating that he's actually a robot. It was what is commonly referred to as a joke.

    • @mrfunnyperson100
      @mrfunnyperson100 6 років тому

      @@brycewalburn3926 You should have seen him on Last Comic Standing, he was pretty much a motionless, monotone robot, and it was hilarious. His character seems to evolved quite a bit over the years.

  • @JenniNoMercy
    @JenniNoMercy 3 роки тому

    It's like a dark version of the late John Pinette

  • @SirynLove
    @SirynLove 6 років тому +1

    Big fan since last comic standing.. joe machi is so likeable and HILARIOUS. Check out his podcast, “keeping joe”!

  • @Smegma_pirate
    @Smegma_pirate 2 роки тому

    She’s a helluva comedian

  • @DrexlTheRomantic
    @DrexlTheRomantic 6 років тому +5

    Reminds me of David Mitchell

  • @milamberpuc7059
    @milamberpuc7059 6 років тому +2

    Hahaha love that face

  • @Gr8WhiTe1990
    @Gr8WhiTe1990 5 років тому +1

    Haha this guy is awesome.

  • @BladesRKing
    @BladesRKing 3 роки тому

    This guy rocks!

  • @freddybenelli9100
    @freddybenelli9100 6 років тому

    This guy is funny as hell

  • @justlooking3649
    @justlooking3649 6 років тому +4

    His face