Somehow I seriously find the dystopia of the emerging present of 'USA ChapGPT' more intimidating than the abusive Russian who wants to drag me off to the Gulag for non-compliance....
Funnily enough, the USSR was infact very much against alcoholism... then the 90's happened. Edit: Do note, what Slavs define as "Alcoholism" and what Western Europeans define as "Alcoholism" are two completely different levels of drinking alcohol.
They never ever really encouraged alcoholism, and even had a anti-alcoholic programme in the late 80s. Then things went really bad, cause ppl started bottlegging
Honesty is always a better option than a bullshit way of doing it even though it might hurt feelings you rather get told the truth and cry about it and then do something about it
I'm not slim but not fat. My parents still tell me to eat more. I can literally turn into CaseOH and my parents still would tell me that. Balkan parents...
Best breakfast ever... a glass of vodka, some brown bread (I prefer the thinner pumpernickel style grain breads personally) with (salted) butter and either sausage/cured meats or fish. I prefer smoked or cured. Everything your body needs to get it going hard throughout the day.
Really depends on how determined you are to learn + your Budget. There are several Language Learning Apps, Duolingo, Primsleur are a few. There are some UA-cam Channels that are helpful as well.
@@bourbonbarrels4085 I'm on day 152 learning Russian Language. It gets rather daunting at times, bit by bit though, I do know that I know more than I did 152 days ago. Just gotta keep at it.
I really prefer the Russian ChatGPT cus it really motivates you to lose weight
Me too
It really does
Far far better.
Plain and simple
USA ChatGPT: Eat a healthy, balanced diet and exercise
Soviet ChatGPT: GO TO GULAG!
Russian ChatGPT is a a packgod
Somehow I seriously find the dystopia of the emerging present of 'USA ChapGPT' more intimidating than the abusive Russian who wants to drag me off to the Gulag for non-compliance....
Of course the pounds will drop like a booster rocket on the Gulag diet...
Pig in a wig, would be a good name for a band.
Moral of the story. Go the Gulags and you'll lose weight and be productive
Russian chat gpt: Oh, and one more thing, don't forget to drink vodka for your health.
In Soviet Russia you don't eat food, food eats you💪
😂 il faut la tuer avant 😊
У России лучший мотиватор.
Hilarious 😂 but you forgot:
Vodka to help relief stress.
Didn't the USSR recommend alcohol with every meal?.
Funnily enough, the USSR was infact very much against alcoholism... then the 90's happened.
Edit: Do note, what Slavs define as "Alcoholism" and what Western Europeans define as "Alcoholism" are two completely different levels of drinking alcohol.
@@ravenouself4181 I've heard conflicting reports on the position of the USSR when it comes to alcohol.
They never ever really encouraged alcoholism, and even had a anti-alcoholic programme in the late 80s. Then things went really bad, cause ppl started bottlegging
@@sajithebloody5410 that's why it's a question. 🤦🏻♂
“Poundage” 😂😂😂😂
Yes, poundage. Ask doctor Stalin today if GULAG is right for you! Lose poundage AND life in less than 90 days!!
i love doing a vodka diet
me too !
Me from south america : STARVE
I was expecting the answer to be... "EAT LIKE A SOVIET!"
Honesty is always a better option than a bullshit way of doing it even though it might hurt feelings you rather get told the truth and cry about it and then do something about it
🐳🐧🎣🦕🐲🐉🥩🥓🍗🍤🍣🍊🍎🍪🥧🍰☕🥛RUSSIAN WAY is just BETTER....Close Mouth...Ha ha...👍
USA: *gives good, sensible advice*
Russia: stop being fat
caffeine + nicotine + amphetamine.
dont thank me...
😂😂😂
Soviet weight loss program is 6 months in labor camps
Russian chatGPT is somethin we all need in our lives lol
You see food u eat it😂😂😂
Baba will always think you're too skinny. She's the real dietician
❤
russia-vodka
"Stay on a lean diet, avoid sugary dri-". "shut mouse ans pvickle vegetable wiss me"
Russian GPT: Visit the nearest gulag near you. Guaranteed weight loss results in one week. You will surely lose 10kilograms.
Russian definitely way better lol, to the point and motivating 😂
🇮🇳❤️🇷🇺
Was it even possible to be obese in the USSR?
I'm not slim but not fat. My parents still tell me to eat more. I can literally turn into CaseOH and my parents still would tell me that. Balkan parents...
Friss die Hälfte, my mother used to say :))
🟨🟥❤️🇷🇺
Sans surprise chat gpt russe gagne! 😊
Best breakfast ever... a glass of vodka, some brown bread (I prefer the thinner pumpernickel style grain breads personally) with (salted) butter and either sausage/cured meats or fish. I prefer smoked or cured.
Everything your body needs to get it going hard throughout the day.
with marinated herring is the best !
I would pick the Russian one instead
In soviet russia food eats you
How to lose weight the Soviet way
Step 1: live In the Soviet Union
There is no step 2
Eat what you want to eat in small portions
Lmaoooo
Step one, live in Russia
Eat fatty foods, counterintutive i know, but if i eat sausage soup i no longer can eat box of twinkies. Mabye 2 twinkies
USA advice South can be best summed up as live a perfect life. The Russian approach is far more practical. Shame works.😅
Жрать меньше надо 👺👺👺. Самое смешное видео за сегодня.
Does anyone have a good suggestion for learning Russian like an online class or something
Really depends on how determined you are to learn + your Budget. There are several Language Learning Apps, Duolingo, Primsleur are a few. There are some UA-cam Channels that are helpful as well.
@@amanda_ksmo been trying to learn for nearly 10 years off and on
@@bourbonbarrels4085 I'm on day 152 learning Russian Language. It gets rather daunting at times, bit by bit though, I do know that I know more than I did 152 days ago. Just gotta keep at it.
морда кирпича просит 😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂
Drink Vodka and eat nothing
looks like your generic agenncy employee . makes you wonder what the agenda is
смех😅😅😅😅
how to lose weight: 1.Being poor.
жрать меньше надо!😂
Russian is better
NETREBA ŽRAŤ 😀👍
Ты русский