Boyfriend Audio Role Play: 🐵 🩺 [Kitchen Mishap] [Patching You Up]
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- Опубліковано 6 сер 2024
- A cuddly dinner at home goes wrong...
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Ben: Don’t pass out. Don’t.
*Passes out*
Ben:WhY wOmAn WhY!?
I WaS ScAReD I dOn'T liKE BloOd
3:44
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The girl we are supposed to act like: *Screaming intensifies then passes out*
Me: Eh it’s fine it’s just blood *the cut is massive*
Ben: I’m sensitive,
Me: Oh Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, It’s okay, we knew in the first place
H2Hoe eyyyyyyyyy
H2Hoe eyyyyyyyyy
Aussie Ben ASMR C’mon Ben, admit it, your abit of a crybaby- no need to hide it anymore
Thotski Bakuhoe?
@@kastukibakuhoe645 typical bakugou 😫💦
Ben: You're bleeding, what did you do?
Me: Oh nothing, i just decided to put some ketchup on my finger
Pls- 😭
Funny story😜: One time when I was 10 years old I was cutting strawberries with a butter knife because my mom wouldnt let me use a real knife (which was probably smart) But anyways I cut my finger it wasn't that bad of a cut, but it was bleeding alot. I must have went into shock or something because a few minutes later I woke up passed out on the floor with my whole family around me. From then on I wasn't allowed to use any knifes including butter knifes 😂😂
Lol
I have a similar story with that lol!
When I was 4 I managed to grab a knife and started cutting up a potato ( my mom was cooking and I was copying her) the knife slipped and cut straight down to my bone of my middle finger. I was in shock so I didn't feel anything, in the end my mom just put a bandage on it 😂 . Didn't even go to the ER just a bandage. #asianmoms
Edit: I was at kindergarten when I decided to have a peak and as soon as I bent my finger open and the bone I panicked and stuck my finger back. ( it wasn't decapitated , just cut around the muscle a bit)
@@joychoi2395 Eeek! That sounds painful!
I meet someone who cuts her finger 😞
I cut myself one time when I was about 5 or so and I cut my finger with a apple peeler because I was trying to peel an apple I didn’t bleed nor tell my parents I just lived my day in pain 😆😆
Ben: we have to go to the ER
Me: NO! *passes out*
Ben: I gotta look at it...
No Ben your sensitive
I protect
I’m not sensitive I’m BATMAN!
aww🖤
@@aussiebenasmr suuuuuure
I’ve had to bandage up a couple of bad kitchen cuts myself haha. It’s not fun, especially when you’re dealing with lemons and spicy peppers lol. Good job mate!!
Hello Pandastc
Ooof! Been in that place haha and I love your audios 😁😁😁
Ohhh I cut my fingers while I was cutting a red pepper it hurt like heelllll
Ben: i swear,my girlfriend is a feinting goat"
Is it wrong that i couldn't stop laughing after that
Thank you for your hard work Ben
Us: *Passes out*
Ben: *confused noises*
It was so adorable
Yay for insomnia I know you were good for something 😂💁🏽♀️
Yay
Bonita Howard felttttt that😭
We are wanted
@@mugaddictjw my phone translates yay to summer, it ain't wrong "yay summer!"🤣
@@beautifulmisfit2000 same 😂
Ben: You love her and you want her to keep her finger.
That's some serious pep talk 😂😂. I mean the finger or the steak...tough decisions!!
“You stay in here and do the girly stuff”
Me: You have exactly ten seconds to run
“I knew she didn’t like blood”
God what are my periods like for him
I am a 10/10 klutz. Falling down mountains, car wrecks, and now this??
"My girlfriend is a fainting goat" 😂 Such a great audio Ben 😊
How many times has batben saved me/ helped me? Ive lost count
ALL THE TIMES.
We cut our finger at like 2:13. Edit: why did he make us so weak😂😂
I was smiling and stuff but oof when this part came on.. 1:19 I was about to throw hands.! 🤣
Him: don't pass out!
Us passing out
Me in the back laughing in evil
*SO YOU WANTED TO EAT HUH?*
HAHAHHAHAHAH 😈😂
this sorta reminds of the time i almost passed out seeing my dad after surgery, they had a tube in his chest taking out excess blood from an area. & when i saw the blood i almost passed out, & bunch of nurses came in & gave me soda, juice, etc. besides that great audio 🤍 .
Awe this was so cute. Would you ever consider doing a girlfriend has surgery roleplay. I feel like you’d do an awesome job!
I wonder what he would come up with🤔
Ben: Stay in here and do the girly stuff
Me: I can tell the feminists will be enraged by this-
Edit:
Ben: No, don't pass out
Me: Everybody do the flop
*in the Scooby Doo voice* feminists?? Where??
@@aussiebenasmr they're everywhere Ben, you're surrounded. You must run Batman
Nekoba - ASMR *takes off running and screaming* I’M SORRRRRRY!
@@aussiebenasmr Run! Batman! Run!
Nekoba - ASMR EHEM
* reads title * 🤦♀️ What did you do this time, Ben?
* 2:14 *....hehe... Never mind...
I read the title and thought "dear God I cut off my finger"
Something similar to this video happened to my grandfather before he passed away. He was working out in his workshop behind the house and wasn’t paying attention to where his hand was for a few moments and sliced his finger on the saw blade. He had to go to the hospital and they stitched his finger back up but the tip was gone for good. After he told myself and my dad what happened my dad made a joke and said “we’ll just call you 9 and 3/4 now.” And the three of us laughed and enjoyed our time together before grandpa passed away about a year later. Always find the good in a bad situation everyone
Ben “I knew she didn’t like blood”
Me: ummmm her time of the month must SUCK
Ben: You know, do the woman stuff........
Me: FLY AWAY BAT MAN THE FEMINISTS ARE COMING
*cape flaps in the wind* I’m not scared
😂🤣😂
H2Hoe I AM BATMAN.
Aussie Ben ASMR HELL YEAH YOU ARE
Aussie Ben ASMR What ever you say, but if you die, don’t blame it on me okay?
Reading the title in the thumbnail makes me cringe.....slices finger.....I’ve done it before and it took TWO YEARS to heal..
Now I got war flashbacks. Not complaining though! It’s very funny
"And I happen to be...the most amazing boyfriend in the world."
says the one who's making me cut onions. 😂
#NoSkipTribe!!!!!
I loved this audio and it reminded me when my boyfriend talked to me when i cut my finger and he was so sad he wasn't their to help me. But regardless I loved this audio and i kinda needed this since i have to deal with a bullshit teacher....thanks for this ben hope your safe^^
Foxmaiden 739 I’m so glad you loved the audio!! And thank you for my no skip hug!!!
Aussie Ben ASMR Np like i said better then dealing with the bullshit i have to deal with right now
Lucky you have a bf😂
@@savannahsmith7236 you'll find someone ^^
When I was little I got my finger trapped in a can and if it wasn't for my mum doing medical training when she was younger I would have lost the top of my finger this just brings me back to that day
"girly stuff "
I will hug you so hard that you'll see the colour 42 and smell pink
That's a very sweet audio Ben thanks and of course #NoSkipTribe here my virtual hug to you. You're the most caring, kind, and the most talented Person in the world; thank you for everything and I hope you're having a great day.☺🐵🦇💗🎉🎊
Thank you for not skipping the ads and for giving me a glorious hug!!
@@aussiebenasmr You're are very welcome Ben l YOU'RE the best!🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
This reminded me of when I sliced my finger open with a pair of dull scissors that slipped while I was making a costume for Halloween! My biggest concern was that the costume was white and I was already WEARING IT! I went to tell my mom and she thought it was a PRANK! It was about 2 cm deep and my dad told me to put a bandaid on it. Good times. Still enjoyed Halloween though 😁
It’s 4 am where I live and I am so glad that this just popped up thank you
This is me every day in the kitchen...slicing my own fingers 😂 but I play doctor to myself 😂
Ohhh, Batman is back saving us from bleeding out! ♥️😍
Oh god.... and here I would be. Taking a like papertowel, cover the wound and finish the work.
And that's a really sharp knife if you need stitches... Ben what were you thinking! Distracting us while we were cutting with such a sharp knife?! 😂
Thanks anyway 💗 you made my day a bit brighter
The audio is great, but.. Because of it I remembered how my grandfather cut his finger off in front of me.. Had to stop listening for a few minutes to take a breath, but still, audio very well made!
"i knew she didn't like blood but dann."
Me who 2 weeks ago was in a car accident including me trapped under my oWn motorcycle and now has a forever left knee limp: ...*cough*
Ben: you do it.
Me:*cuts finger*
Ben:oh
Ben: "Yeah, with a needle."
Me, big baby with needles: "Nah! I have a better way. I'm out, peace!" * slams head into the car window*
Love this one, simply because I know my other half would act the same way 😂 that and just every audio is brilliant from Batman Ben. #NoSkipTribe ❤ Keep up the great work!
Crimson Corria Thank you for the big warm hug, mate!! #NoSkipTribe
@@aussiebenasmr any time mate! 😁❤
You should do an audio for people with flat feet. It could be a comfort type of audio and flat feet hurt like hell haha. Love your vids!
Ben, can you help me cut the vegetables next time? I'll do the onions for you. And also, I dont want to go through all that again...
How much more trouble can I gravitate to ?
Oooooh I’m sure we can think of SOMETHING.
Duh
Iv had stiches in real life so i know how it feels / it sucks
Ben: is worried about burning steaks
Me: *WORRIED ABOUT BURNING THE FREAKING HOUSE DOWN*
Ben:"Hey don't cry"
Me:"I'm crying cuz of the onions not the blood-"
Ben:"Oh funny joke haha"
...i mean i didnt get cut but i did got burned, can batman help me with a burn?
Of course!
Gosh this Batman is too adorable...
Him: with a needle
Me a tripanophobe nope Nah I'm out climes out car window
Now this just shows me that I shouldn’t cook Ben. SoOoOooo... CONGRATULATIONS BEN, YOU ARE NOW THE NEW CHEF!🎉😂
I know I keep saying this to u Ben but I’m going to keep saying it too these videos are fantastic and u are amazing whatever the audio is there terrific I get excited when u do a new one I hear ur audios over and over again I really love them all of the otter that does audios on here doesn’t compare to u don’t give me wrong I listen to them too but ur my favorite
Aw thanks love!
No problem Ben keep up the great work
Just what I need to help fall asleep, thanks Ben!
Ben more worried about the steaks than his fainted gf who’s bleeding 🤣🤣
him: with a needle
me with my extreme phobia of needles: WITH A WHAT?-
Who would dare dislike this? This is perfection peoplesssss
Thank you for this Ben I've been waiting for this to be uploaded I even cut myself accidentally maybe a few times except they weren't as deep to bleed💙
Ouchhh doctor Ben it hurts!!!! Crys please fix it??🦄🦄🦄😭😭😭😭😭🤕😱😱💖💖
I will slice my finger on purpose now 🙂
I actually raised a few fainting goats as a kid, they will fall over at *any* excitement, even just getting riled up over feeding time or a gate being shut slightly too loud. They don't actually faint, they just fall over because they have a congenital defect that causes their legs to go stiff, so they usually fall (though some can remain upright when this happens) and, as the breed is from Hawaii, where there are no large predators, this gene was never bred out of them by natural selection, and then people started breeding them like that on purpose because they thought it was funny.
Yassss ben! This is amazing! And so comforting! This helped me relax a lot! And you are so good at ASMR! I wish I could be as good as you ben🥺 I know I don’t do ASMR but...if I did...I would fail at it...anyways back to the point...you are amazing and so sweet! Keep being you and keep doing what you’re doing! Love ya😋❤️ Stay epic! Stay safe!
#NoSkipTribe. It sure does hurt and sucks about almost slicing my finger even when I try to cut a lemon. . . I'm sure a clumsy🤦🏽♀️ one.😂😅. Keep up the good work,Ben.👏🏽
Ooooh, the flashbacks! Feeling the ghost pain in my scarred finger. This happened to me about a year and a half ago. Was removing a key card off my keychain with a, “safety blade”, just before work. Blade slipped and sliced right into my left pointer finger, from the mid knuckle to just above the nail. Coworker took me to the ER, and I ended up with about 7 stitches. You want to talk about nausea once the adrenaline wore off... I now have a white railroad track scar and partial loss of feeling in that finger, all cuz I was a dumbass. ^^
Me in the video: *passes out at the sight of blood*
Me, irl: *is a wrestler*
I woke up and saw this...this is why I don’t cook I’m really clumsy
I’ve alway liked fainting goats, but not being called one 😂🤣😂
Eight months later and I’m still giggling at the fainting goat line. ☺️
That's actually some what a coincidence because I cut my finger a few months ago in the dumbest way possible Wich was cutting a apple while holding it but I cut the first layer of skin and I almost passed out and had to get stitches but luckily I didn't have to.
This happened to me when I was cutting tomatoes with a very sharp knife. I'm happy that I didn't cut a nerve because the cut was DEEP.
Don’t worry Ben. I’ll be fine, just get me a bottle of whiskey.
That second “shit!” at 3:56 is what got me XD
Ben: onions make me cry
Me: then insult them back. They might have lots of skin, but not the thoughest. It can't be that hard.
The fact that he is slapping me to wake me up 😂
And i love blood and gorr so this is kinda a different move for things
In the first part it sounded like Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen and also my phone volume was up really loud and I yeeted my phone and it yanked my earphones out 💁 love that.
Ben: *convincing himself it was worth burning the stakes for love*
Me: Dude, you pass out while I’m cooking stake and your staying there.
The sad thing, when I cook 9 times out of 10 I end up nicking, slicing, or cutting my fingers... Then I have to do my own patch job with one hand as I am still cooking.
Yeah no sorry Ben but if I heard the word “needles” I could care less about my bleeding finger. I’m jumping out this moving vehicle and sprinting right back home to put a bandage over it to heal itself.
*throws body in the car*
“Okay let’s go”
Him; "Your bleeding"
Me: " My Father is an office its normal i get short with airsoft bullets all the time"
The side of me that is just " oh it's just a flesh wound" I'm not weird with blood or needles so meh
" my girl is a fainting goat" hahahahah I'm dead
I started cracking up when "I" passed out 😂 "Shit! Shit!" That so would be me irl too though
Low key almost started crying due to the stitches part
BLOODY HELL YOU SCARED ME- I JUMPED NO JOKE... BEN... DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT.... (0:16)
Storytime. One time when I was 16 me and my sister were going down to her apartments pool and she stepped on a piece of glass. She started bleeding and called her bf to come bring stuff to clean it.
He got there and started cleaning it and she passed out and then had a seizure! Someone said it could've been an extreme reaction to the blood but it was super scary!
Love It
When I saw "sliced finger" I legit thought we cut our whole damn finger off-
just passed out and all this man is thinking of is food 😤
Steak VS Lover
Everyone: Lover obviously
Ben: hMmMMmmmM🤨🤔
DID HE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE WHETHER TO SAVE THE STEAKS OR OUR FINGER?!?!
I mean….. those steaks were expensive.
@@aussiebenasmr imagine how expensive a new finger would be
😅
"Do the girly stuff"
Are you really gonna say that when i have a knife
DOOT DOOT
I needed this. I cut my finger today and I had to get stitches it sucked
"My girlfriend is a fainting goat."
Well... I dont faint, but I get jump scared way to easily. Now to the point when people say hi to me I jump. And if I get scared badly enough, my legs buckle and I crumple go to the ground.
....
I hope I dont become a fainting goat 😅
This kinda scared me knowing how accurately this is to how I react. Needles, blood and all... o-o
But have you ever had a paper cut on you eye?
Love your audios, thank you! You made me laugh despite me feeling queasy... gonna stop now 😅.
I’ve actually cut myself a lot since I started working in food services at the hospital I’ve kinda gotten used to the feeling. Sometimes I don’t even notice it until after I get done with something. This kinda has me wondering now if you could possibly do one where she burns herself by accident because I know this may sound weird but in February I burned myself while trying to clean out the fryer at work after my arm hit the metal part of the hose after I started and I still have the mark on my arm.
Ben: now was that so bad
Me: YES IT WAS VARY BAD!
No no no go back for the stake im not worth it the poor stake😅
“Shit. Shit!” SENT ME
Ironic, I cut my finger three times cutting foam in March. I have a gnarly scar that goes from the side of my finger to almost the tip. I should stay away from sharp things😂
Your worried about the stakes I’m worried about the house burning up
yeah my finger got sliced yesterday.. and yeah I passed out it was so deep.. and this is the perfect asmr for me