Ben: " I like to think of it as cheeky..." Me: "Yeah." Ben: "...adorable..." Me: "...maybe" Ben: "...perfectly irresistible..." Me: "*laughs* uh-huh..." Ben: "...and not impossible." Me: "Hmmm...I guess not."
Sorry, Ben, but there's nothing a non-morning person hates more than someone who is relentlessly cheerful in the morning. 😩 Laughed soooo hard at this, especially the "breathing too loud" part!
For me the if is pronounced like "I will never" and the end of my sentence is silent for you but my entire sentence says "I will never get a boyfriend and I will be alone FOREVER ;-;"
I was chuckling so much through this. I think this is the first time an asmr has made me laugh. It also left me feeling a lot better, too. I’ve been having a depressive episode ever since New Years and right now is the most I’ve smiled this year.
Ben: “Good morning!” Me: *looks clock* “But it’s 11:30pm Ben! What are you saying? Ben? Are you okay?” The beauty of different timelines! Hahahahaha... 😜😂💕🇵🇷
Ben: I made coffee~ Me: Thank you, can I have my Cup Ben: (Place the Coffee on the dresser) There. Now get up and drink it... Me: You're not gonna handover to me? Ben: No, get out of bed and if you want the coffee. Me: ... ... You're pure evil. Ben: Yep~ ;) But seriously great job as always. :)
My boyfriend tried waking me up and I accidentally smacked him in the face with the back of my hand, I also forgot I was wearing my ring. So I basically back handed him with a diamond ring. Now whenever we have dinner with my parents he always reminds me of it.
Omg this was way too cute!! You had me at coffee;) I love these cute, playful audios just as much as I love the serious, comforting, roleplay audios! Always excited to see you upload:) -Crissy
I'm not a morning person, waking up early makes me grumpy. But not this grumpy! I'm the type of person who gets annoyed and hides under the covers until I'm ready to be up. Might throw a pillow at you, but that's it. I don’t threaten or tell you to die! Anyways, awesome audio, Ben. You are a rock star!
This would be except I would be talking I would just have the blanket wrapped around me and I would be curled up into a ball just groaning and I would probably just roll of the bed and die and then after he tickled me I would flop on top of him and fall back asleep 😂😂
I work 3rd shift nowadays and my husband works a normal 10 to 8 four days a week and it kills me not having morning snuggle time. Thanks for filling the void, man.
Welcome to the Tribe!! It’s wild to me that I’m still going in 2024… I started this channel almost a decade ago. So honoured that people are still finding my channel and falling in love with these stories. Check out my Patreon for extended version of my best audios too! www.patreon.com/aussiebenasmr
Okay, so, normally I wake up at 6 or 7 in the morning. Yesterday, I slept in till 11 in the morning. Okay....I’m dying or I am really sick.....morning rants. Yay.
Ben:now u don’t want me to breath? Me:suffocate! Ben:your evil Me:hey u woke me up *u made me this way* Ben:jump off the balcony?! Sweetheart I’d die Me:then don’t wake me up!!!
Ben: Well this is a dilemma than, isn't it? UA-cam: You know what ads you like to see? Casper. It's always the freaking Casper ads when I'm trying to listen to asmr 😞
Ben: Would coffee brighten your day a little? Me: YES! Ben: Yeah? Me: That's what I just said! Ben: Alright well if you give me a proper kiss I might just bring you a cup Me: You don't deserve my kisses Ben: I don't deserve a kiss? Sweetheart come on now don't be hateful... Me: I'm not... Ben: A beautiful steaming hot cup of coffee, it's just one kiss away. Me: *pulls out a knife from under the pillow* No it's not and if you want to see another day bring me my coffee! Ben: Y-Yes dear... Me: I Love my mother... Ben: What was that? Me: GET MY COFFEE!
Ben: the coffee will be here when you wake up. Go back to sleep Me:(halfdrowsy) what about you? Where will you be...ah dont go.. u noe what I'm up! 😳😳😳🤣
Bekah: I'm *not* a morning person. Never wake me up after you wake up! I wake up at my own speed. You're breathing too loud. Works for me. I am evil and you woke me up when I wasn't ready. You can jump off the balcony. It's fine as long as you're quiet. STOP! YOU'RE TICKLING! STOP! I PROMISE! I PROMISE I'LL BE NICE! Thanks to you. You're impossible. Because you're crazy! Yes coffee! You don't deserve a kiss. *kiss* *kiss* That wasn't the deal. No. Truly? *hides under the covers* What are you looking at? Really? Come here! *kiss* *falls back to sleep* What was that? Really? *falls back asleep*
" no baby. Midnight love. Go back to sleep love. I have good dreams love. Hmm honey. No you tickling me love. You are sweet love. You can touch love. Lol love.. ok I'm up." *Kissing you*
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Nothin like morning cuddles at night. This audio is perfectly describing me in the morning 😂
Ben: " I like to think of it as cheeky..."
Me: "Yeah."
Ben: "...adorable..."
Me: "...maybe"
Ben: "...perfectly irresistible..."
Me: "*laughs* uh-huh..."
Ben: "...and not impossible."
Me: "Hmmm...I guess not."
Sorry, Ben, but there's nothing a non-morning person hates more than someone who is relentlessly cheerful in the morning. 😩 Laughed soooo hard at this, especially the "breathing too loud" part!
Ben: "What can I do?"
Me: "JUMP OFF THE BALCONY"
**starts tickling meh**
I'm not a morning person but snuggle me after and my grumpiness with fade and I'll just melt! Another audio that made me smile, as always love it!
Always happy to make someone smile!
If I get a boyfriend, and that's a very big if, I want him to be like this.
Aww. Hope you find the person you’re looking for!
TV Static SAME *sighs* there is not enough guys like him I wish my hubby is like him
Ben is the boyfriend we all want...and MAYBE deserve! 🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰
For me the if is pronounced like "I will never" and the end of my sentence is silent for you but my entire sentence says "I will never get a boyfriend and I will be alone FOREVER ;-;"
@@aussiebenasmr my boyfriend: Pillows
My life: Worthless
My heart: Depressed
But it all goes away bc of you
I was chuckling so much through this.
I think this is the first time an asmr has made me laugh. It also left me feeling a lot better, too.
I’ve been having a depressive episode ever since New Years and right now is the most I’ve smiled this year.
This is the best comment I could receive! Sorry you’ve felt badly... but I’m honored that I could be the one to put a smile on your face!
*pushes you off the bed* Leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep :p lol and if you tickle me I'm not responsible for your injuries.
If you wake me up in the morning I swear someone is getting my slipper up their backside
Doot Howell YOU'RE EVERYWHERE HOW DO YOU THAT?!
I hit them over the head with my shoes like “let me sleep dipweed!”
Never, under any circumstances, wake me up unless presents are under the tree, Ben.
Emma Kate Wood No promises...
Here you go Emma I have a gift for you here you go 🗡 😂
Ben: “Good morning!”
Me: *looks clock* “But it’s 11:30pm Ben! What are you saying? Ben? Are you okay?”
The beauty of different timelines! Hahahahaha... 😜😂💕🇵🇷
“Wake up, baby.”
*loud screaming/screeching*
NOOoooOoOoOooOooOoooOoOooooOoooOOoOoOOooOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoIoOoOOoOo
Ben: *backs away slowly*
*demonic screeching *👺
@@Ash-hj4dk precisely
"Jump off the balcony?" Goodness gracious, how bitchy do you think we are? Regardless, this video was adorable.
I’m guessing it’s the time of the month?
Fr Lmao
I have the attitude of bakugou so I am very bitchy AT CERTAIN TIMES like mornings
@@Ash-hj4dk It’s like that for me when people keep talking after I have said good night, and if I don’t say anything back she will tickle me
@@larryeyeball6642 Damn sounds painful- 😭 I understand ur pain
Ben: I made coffee~
Me: Thank you, can I have my Cup
Ben: (Place the Coffee on the dresser) There. Now get up and drink it...
Me: You're not gonna handover to me?
Ben: No, get out of bed and if you want the coffee.
Me: ... ... You're pure evil.
Ben: Yep~ ;)
But seriously great job as always. :)
Hahahaha thanks
This is inaccurate
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Shooketh Lili I haven't slept a full 6 hours for 3 years ;-; 😎 #insomniac ;-;-;-;-;-;
the awkward peep at UA lololol sameee#ijustdontwannasleepbecauseican
Same
I haven't slept more than 5 hours in over 6 years
Me: I'll punch you in the face
Ben: You'll punch me in the face
*IM SHOOK*
Just what I needed to cure my Monday Blues. Thanks Ben!
TheSushiSurfer Any time!!
7:05 - 7:10 I can't get over how cute this man is!
Aussie: “You’ll punch me in the face”
MEEEEE ALL ACROSS THE BOARD!!!!!
Yay! Coffee! And hugs and kisses and you. What a GREAT morning!
Ben: Oh that's right..youre not a morning person..
Me: Damn right, I'm a box of macaroni
If you dare awaken me from my sleep...*icy glare*
Wishing god for a boyfriend like this!!!
Ben: you're been evil!
Me: it runs in my family Ben.
JK XD
You're awesome and sweet..
Him:So what can I do.
Me:JUMP OFF THE BALCONY.
Him:JUMP OFF THE BALCONY!
Me:WHERE DID U PUT THE CAMERAS BEN ANSWER ME WHERE DID U PUT THE CAMERAS
BEN that tickles haahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha hhh I cant breath 🤣
I’m actually watching this now because I just woke up. Thanks Benny!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you’re tickleling me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ben:"now baby... that's abuse and it's very frowned upon"
I WARNED YOU TO GO AWAY.
Going through your entire page watching all ur stuff and this is the audio that best describes me 😂. Fave audio creator, amazing work Ben
Thank you!!
My boyfriend tried waking me up and I accidentally smacked him in the face with the back of my hand, I also forgot I was wearing my ring. So I basically back handed him with a diamond ring. Now whenever we have dinner with my parents he always reminds me of it.
This is what everyone needs in their life, a funny and lovely boyfriend 😁
Oh my god this is so me I am definitely not a morning person 🤣
I've never have been the type to wake up nicely. Always mean and always grumpy when one tries to wake me from sleep that I get so rarely.
Literally me every morning “ go jump off the balcony”
This is what I would definitely say, laughing under my breath 😂
That was soo cute and funny❤
Was just about to sleep. Then this popped up.
Gonna sleep well, tonight!~
I would not be happy- if you want snuggles just snuggle up to my sleeping body, don’t wake me up-
Omg this was way too cute!! You had me at coffee;) I love these cute, playful audios just as much as I love the serious, comforting, roleplay audios! Always excited to see you upload:) -Crissy
Crissy Lynn Thank you so much!
Him:what can I do
Me: jump off the balcony!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not a morning person, waking up early makes me grumpy. But not this grumpy! I'm the type of person who gets annoyed and hides under the covers until I'm ready to be up. Might throw a pillow at you, but that's it. I don’t threaten or tell you to die! Anyways, awesome audio, Ben. You are a rock star!
This would be except I would be talking I would just have the blanket wrapped around me and I would be curled up into a ball just groaning and I would probably just roll of the bed and die and then after he tickled me I would flop on top of him and fall back asleep 😂😂
Miss Mia Hahaha nothin wrong with that!
This is so perfect! 😁 It’s so easy to be grumpy when woken up.
Becca Harding It’s true, but cuteness makes up for it right?
Aussie Ben ASMR Maybe...it definitely can’t hurt
This is an accurate depiction of me in the morning lol. I'm not a morning person at all.
Why is this me in the morning? 😂😂
Angeline L I don’t know! Mornings are great!
Aussie Ben ASMR it's a 'no' from me! XD
I work 3rd shift nowadays and my husband works a normal 10 to 8 four days a week and it kills me not having morning snuggle time. Thanks for filling the void, man.
Perfectly irresistible
[turns into Shane dawson]
“Bitch you lying”
*shooketh*
thus is soooo good. I love it and I'm just getting over the flu so this made me happy. I couldn't stop smiling, and giggling. I love this!! 😆😆😆😆
That was adorable and definitely needed after the shitty day I had. Thanks Ben, you're a damn mind reader, I'd say.
awwww Ben this is so cute 💗💗💗
Amazing audio as always Ben. Love ya, ye lil fuzzball 💙💜
Ben: Well what can I do?
Me: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Edit: Spelling error
I've only just discovered you channel in 2024 but I'm OBSESSED.
Welcome to the Tribe!! It’s wild to me that I’m still going in 2024… I started this channel almost a decade ago. So honoured that people are still finding my channel and falling in love with these stories. Check out my Patreon for extended version of my best audios too!
www.patreon.com/aussiebenasmr
Ben:"I'm awake...and your.. beautiful"
Me:".......bold of you to assume I'm beautiful "
Does 2 o’clock in the morning still count? 😂❤️ Love this audio and the new art
oh my lord i thought he said a kid! ToT
and what is the frickin timing that he started ticklin
my friend starts tickling meh and he wouldn't stahp
Why I am so savage 💀💀
Absolutely fabulous just what I needed xxx
Ways to wake me up in the mornings: Forehead kisses, and maaaybe some waffles.
"Why are you being evil?"
What're you talking about, I'm already evil a long time ago 😈😈😏😏😂😂
Without food in the morning, I become violent and tend to get grumpy. Coffee is required for me to tolerate humanity.
Whoops guess who just hit three thousand subscribers!
marie lorde AWESOME!
Okay, so, normally I wake up at 6 or 7 in the morning. Yesterday, I slept in till 11 in the morning. Okay....I’m dying or I am really sick.....morning rants. Yay.
Ben:now u don’t want me to breath?
Me:suffocate!
Ben:your evil
Me:hey u woke me up *u made me this way*
Ben:jump off the balcony?! Sweetheart I’d die
Me:then don’t wake me up!!!
Chara Dreemer, Hi Chara!
Jokes on you! I'm a morning person
Ben: you’re being evil today.
Me: you wake me up.......
YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES 👿👿
When's that part 2 of the coma roleplays coming????!!! Got an anxious tribe member here!😂
Kendall Smith SAME
Soon. Later this month.
You're in luck! It's here! (I know I'm very late I just discovered your channel. P.S, I'm loving it!!)
Ben: Well this is a dilemma than, isn't it?
UA-cam: You know what ads you like to see? Casper.
It's always the freaking Casper ads when I'm trying to listen to asmr 😞
Ben! Let me sleep! PLEASE! I cannot ever nap and it sucks so let me sleep please!
*sees that video was uploaded 3 days ago* HOW DID I MISS THIS! Oh that right you had snow days all week and were reading wattpad stories and sleeping.
Him:GOODMORNIN
Me:GOODNIGHT GO AWAY COME AGAIN NEVER AGAIN
So cute 💙❤️💜
Me grumbles at him the hole time
Ben: Would coffee brighten your day a little?
Me: YES!
Ben: Yeah?
Me: That's what I just said!
Ben: Alright well if you give me a proper kiss I might just bring you a cup
Me: You don't deserve my kisses
Ben: I don't deserve a kiss? Sweetheart come on now don't be hateful...
Me: I'm not...
Ben: A beautiful steaming hot cup of coffee, it's just one kiss away.
Me: *pulls out a knife from under the pillow* No it's not and if you want to see another day bring me my coffee!
Ben: Y-Yes dear...
Me: I Love my mother...
Ben: What was that?
Me: GET MY COFFEE!
😅😅😅😅. This is the greatest comment ever!
I’m up at any time. It is very rare that I sleep in. If I do, good lord I stayed up wayyyyy to late.
Hi ben I just woke up not too long ago at noon to be completely honest with you I stayed up until 4 in the morning though.🙂
I am not a morning person at all... so you better have a good excuse for waking me up Ben (cuddles are appreciated though)
Why are you so stinking cute!! Lol
Erin Marie Langenfeld Its a gift... :)
Well, it's working 😶😄
Ben: the coffee will be here when you wake up. Go back to sleep
Me:(halfdrowsy) what about you? Where will you be...ah dont go.. u noe what I'm up! 😳😳😳🤣
Ben, you'd have to either have my favorite show/movie on, god damn Christmas morning, or fuck me awake
*I'll see myself out now* Thanks for the audio!
Great videos! Thank you for making them
AUSSIE BEN ASMR YOUR SO 🤣! I SWEAR TO GOD!
Alexin Wiggins Haha thanks
Hi Ben good morning I kept on tossing and turning all night.
Funny enough, I actually am a morning person unless I end up not being able to sleep :p
Soooo...
Still made me smile tho. :3
Awwww Aussie Ben please don’t wake me up, plus it’s cold outside although I will take those sweet sweet morning kisses 😉😉
AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHO HEARD HAGRID
WHEN HE SAID
"g'mornin sweetheart"
I value my sleep, but I value you more. Suddenly I'm awake 👀❤
Awwww
So cute ❤️
This would totally be me but whole lot Meaner
So cute! !! 😍😍😍
awwwhahaha dis cute hehe!!
Isabelle Reyes thanks!
Bold of you to assume I sleep at all
Him so sweetheart what can I do
Me: leave
Ruuuuude
@@aussiebenasmr I’m REALLY not a morning person I love my sleep
Bekah: I'm *not* a morning person. Never wake me up after you wake up! I wake up at my own speed. You're breathing too loud. Works for me. I am evil and you woke me up when I wasn't ready. You can jump off the balcony. It's fine as long as you're quiet. STOP! YOU'RE TICKLING! STOP! I PROMISE! I PROMISE I'LL BE NICE! Thanks to you. You're impossible. Because you're crazy! Yes coffee! You don't deserve a kiss. *kiss* *kiss* That wasn't the deal. No. Truly? *hides under the covers* What are you looking at? Really? Come here! *kiss* *falls back to sleep* What was that? Really? *falls back asleep*
I'm trying to sleep Bennnnnn.
charity dear Sleep time’s over. Snuggles now.
You a👌make make me laugh
" no baby. Midnight love. Go back to sleep love. I have good dreams love. Hmm honey. No you tickling me love. You are sweet love. You can touch love. Lol love.. ok I'm up." *Kissing you*
I the only way my boyfriend could ever wake me up would be with kiss and a cup of chocolate milk
Sad... blue... puppy... eyes...
I could die happy