Dagoth Ur Takes You To Red Lobster
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Your old friend Dagoth Ur gives you a call and invites you to your favorite seafood establishment, Red Lobster, to hang out.
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What a grand and intoxicating date
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Moon and star come to the heart chamber
has a Goromi pfp, major respect
Meanwhile, Caius is just snorting lines in another booth.
Aahhh! Sweet moon sugar!
That was amazing. By far the best thing in the video
🎶"Whew knew the moon could be so SWEET!"🎶
I prefer Uncle Sweetshare's candy IMO
He parked that stilt strider up like it was no biggy
Why did he park in handicap xD
@@hoopthornseaweed What are they gonna do about it? Nobody has equipment to tow it, it has pointy feet so you can't attach a boot to it, and it doesn't have a registration or plates so you can't really ticket it. It isn't even really blocking the spot as you can just park under it.
@@hoopthornseaweed Rhacman makes a good point. 🤔
@@Rhacman damn
He's a god! How can you ticket a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Come Nerevar, and bring the cheddar biscuits. I have need of them.
But to this place, where breakfast is made, why have you come satiated?
We need a morrowind dating sim
Yessss!
I would actually pay for that
@@wiktorija3 Pretty sure you can make that happen with just the construction set.
Dating sim but it is only Dagoth Ur driving insane all the competition
It's called Morrowind and there is a mod to marry people like Skyrim. Not sure if it includes dates lmao
I like how every one of these is him struggling on some mundane task he could totally use his god powers on.
The rebirth of Morrowind and Oblivion memes was the best thing to come out of the Pandemic.
They aren't eating lobsters instead its mudcrabs.
Red Mudcrabs
Dreugh
Crab meat is one of the only four alchemical ingredients out of the dozens that have only positive effects. It's luxurious indeed.
Red Mudlobster.
Horrible creatures.
Dagoth Ur really started appearing a lot now during the pandemic, huh?
_He's coming with the blight! Find the Nerevarine!_
The divine disease! Serve Lord Dagoth! The Sixth House is risen!
Both I and my father did have a lot of weird dreams while we had Covid, though....
@@breendart134 I'm going to take the fact that you said the second sentence in past tense in good light.
We hope that you are safe now, Nerevarine. You are the only one who can save us from this divine disease!
@@mikgriffen Yep! Had slightly low blood oxygenation for a couple of months but I am no longer suffering ill effects. I'm probably ageless and godlike now.
You want a free ash statue, kid?
@@breendart134 I saw shadow people
Never thought I’d sit there and listen to Dagoth Ur struggle to eat lobster on a date with me.
Imagine living in Vvardenfell and having that much trouble eating a giant bug. How embarrassing
He's so romantic 🥰
Yeah
"Welcome moon and star" or "Sweet neravar" xD
So tender.
@@nc956 Im gonna use moon and star from now on
Dreamy! ❤
I'm gonna start calling my wife Moon and star and our bedroom the heart Chamber
me: [orders cheddar biscuits]
ur: what are you doing
me: [continues to order the cheddar biscuits]
ur: STOP
He doesn't want you to ruin your appetite :(
What the hell Dagoth, you're just gonna leave me at Red Lobster instead of giving me a ride home?!
Schedules
Based Dagoth, he believes in equality. You gotta have your own ride.
What a gentleman.
Starting his date boldly by together we shall drive the mongrel dogs of the empire out of morrowind, and giving the most polite farewell I ever heard at the end.
Truely a role model
"Mudcrab - Dunmer's delight" I'd guess might be on the menu.
Ur name is so cursed wtf
And he was a complete gentleman and didn't spoil it by making a move
this is prolly the most pointless, AND most amazing piece of art, ever made.
You know what? No one has ever taken me to Red Lobster, despite knowing I've always wanted to eat there.
Thank you Dagoth Ur, whoever the fuck you are. Feel free to show up in my recommended out of no where again.
I'm replying to you because you deserve a second date.
The main villain in TES III: Morrowind
Is THIS how honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
Dagoth Ur welcomes you, to red lobster, how my I take your order
He really knows how to treat a gal ❤️❤️
Or boy
Or femboy
Lmfao
Tom boy gf
@@seanjenkins6947 Tom boy nerevar gf sounds wholesome
@@cryptosporidium01 battlemage gf
He does not have patience for thots
POV: Dagoth Ur takes you out for a lobster dinner and never calls you again
I would do anything to get to Dagoth Ur's heart.
This game is old enough to vote and we have memes for it. What a time to be alive.
Lmao shirtless caius cosades in the booth
No shirts, no shoes, service.
@@suchiuomizu So much establishments reported him, Uriel VII had to relieve him from duty
>you will never have a comfy dinner with a god at Red Lobster
😭😭😭
Why live
>"goodbye cruel world"
>throws dwemer tubes in Azura's coast
>get laughed at by Mephala
I like how Dagoth Ur even wears the lobster bib
I never knew I needed to see Dagoth in a bib I laughed so hard
“Welcomes you to this place…. Where Destiny is made.”
*Red Lobster in background*
Me: *My Neravine*
Obsessed with all the little details in this😭😭
The bib had me sent
I see the parking accommodates silt striders. Nice.
I can't believe this predates the AI gold rush by over a year. This was the channel where destiny was made.
a gift to human kind
A true masterpiece of cinema
I've never played morrowind but have to say I'm really enjoying these brilliant posts with this guy.
it's suprsingly hard to find a good dagoth ur mask for display purposes
What a grand and intoxicating crustacean
CAIUS COSSADES YES I LOVE THIS!!!!
Dagoth Ur is a mood lol. *runs out of lobster to eat* "This is the end, the bitter, bitter end."
Dagoth Ur struggling with crab legs is peak comedy
Dagoth Ur travelling in style with that stilt strider
Dagoth Ur ordered the famous fresh boiled nix hound and mudcrab I see lol
The fucking silt strider and the weird morrowind ambient howl cracked me the fuck up
Dagoth Ur has always give off such major JoJo’s vibes for me, with grandiose design to the muscles to the poses and shit, man is like Elder Scrolls Kars, stone mask included
"Farewell sweet Neravar" Genius
Lmfao Cosades just chilling gathering intel while huffing skooma
Only flaw I see with this. Is where did Dagoth get a smart phone? They don't sell those in Morrowind.
The power of CHIM.
Most iphones in vvardenfell are smuggled by argonians from Black Marsh via Mournhold....
@@jasnacar9186 you don’t get the highest quality black market phones from Khajet caravans?
@@theliato3809 khajiit won't trade with me....I buy cheap shit burner iphones from argonians...
Smart phone? You mean Dwemer telecomunicator?
Is that Caius Cossades planning to hit some skooma with his red lobster?
come now red lobster, lay down your red lobster biscuits, it is not too late for my mercy
I love the idea of the Nerevarine just putting up with Dagoth Ur constantly bothering him. Because as long as he's busy taking the Nerevarine out to Red Lobster at least he's not plotting the destruction of the world or whatever insane ideas come into his crazy head.
I still have nightmares from what ge modders made me do, *the horrors are to much to describe*
You can't just leave it at that! What did they do, what did YOU do!?
@@Pyxis10 we are talking mods that make tentacles seem like mercy, oh god all the half dragons too
Dang Dagoth Ur, he spend all that money on Red Lobster just for you.
edits like this make my day cause dagoth ur has like 10 voice lines total and yet yall work with it
All he really wanted was some bangin lobster tail.
He parked that silt strider in a handicapped spot.
dagoth knows how to treat a woman 🥰🥰🥰🥰 grand and intoxicating
Why a woman? 🧐🤔
He’s most definitely on a date with nerevar lol queer coded
Classic Dagoth Ur, parking his silt-strider in a handicap spot
This was a truly emotional experience, great story and 10/10 graphics! I will go on any future dates Dagoth Ur takes me on.
Can we have a series of videos like this? Just a series of Dagoth Ur and his friend the Nerevarine getting up to some shenanigans. I love it.
This is the best ASMR dating roleplay i've ever been involved in.
Where can I find a guy like this???????
Grindr.
I wonder why he has a disabled parking pass.
Come Nerevar, to this place where lobster is made...
the funniest thing about this character is that you’d expect him to have an inhuman voice by his appearance but nope he just sounds like a regular dude, with a slightly echoey voice
I mean he kind of was a regular dude when he was alive (and mortal)
The nights still young, let's head to my place and drink some skooma.
Daddy Dagoth, please stretch my Nerevarussy
Find god
Him getting mad at busting up the shells was killing me
Funny. I call Red Lobster "The Heart Chamber" too.
Dagoth Ur is a true bro.
Red lobster. The true Heart Chamber
Dagoth Ur welcomes you my good friend nerevar my good friend to this place where lobster bisque is made.
Morrowind Police: "Sir, do you have a handicap placard for that Silt Strider?"
Dagoth Ur: "What a grand and intoxicating innocence, I'm a god!"
Dagoth Ur then gets a parking ticket and his Silt Strider repossessed
Very nice, thank you for this experience.
I was really assuming it was a sound-board prank call of this morrowwind guy calling Red Lobster. Aw fuck, now im tempted to do something like that so "the cycle is complete..."
I read this as “Dagoth takes over your redlobster”
HE'S A GOD
The music is so epic for a mere lunch in the restaurant.
There is no escape from laughing at this
"Farewell Sweet Nerevar" 🧡
Dagoth Ur: I require a gods portion of Mudcrab legs.
Nerevar: Cheddar Biscuits, and a Kwama egg Omelette.
Dagoth: …..I see Nerevar spares no expense!
Vivec: I don’t know why I’m here…. Glass of water and some Scrib Jelly.
They better shut down this place for serving the false copy of Sunder.
lmao I love the bib
That Dagoth Ur is an odd fellow, but he does steam a good ham
"Hello nerevar my old friend"
"Um... My name is David"
I thought this was going to be a prank call.
the lobster bib is so good omg
4E 6, the Red Lobster Year
What a grand and intoxicating dinner date!
wish I had a man that would crack me open like that
The silt strider parked in the parking lot has me crying...I love this community!
Say what you want but the bastard left me with the bill =_=
Ooooooo I think I’m gonna be SICK
That lobster bib. I died.
Hmmm... This is unrealistic because I answer the phone lightning-fast.
It's always worth to stop in for a date with Dagoth Ur every now and then
thank u connor
Hehe, forgive me but he is enjoying this!
The elder scrolls community is wholesome
There's no reason why this needs to exist, but I'm not unhappy that it does
I kinda wish I was at the party table with Caius...
Dagoth Ur is such a bro.