Dagoth Ur: "And Mr. Tucker, this was done with the backing of the Blades, of course, an organization you wanted to join back in the day, as I understand. We should thank Todd they didn't let you in. It is a serious organization."
Tucker recieved so much hate from other Imperials for a simple interview with Dagoth Ur. Dagoth understands Tucker's intentions better than his fellow Imperials do. Imperials are such ignorant fear ridden creatures they're afraid of mere dialog with Dagoth Ur. The empire is overextended and is inevitably collapsing, and personally I think it couldn't happen sooner.
If you listen long enough, you can still get the AI-specific artifacts, especially during certain word spellings or emotionally intensive speeches. I'm not talking about this video but Ai-generated voices in general. Still, it's getting harder and harder to spot these artifacts with every month so I think by the end of 2024 we'll have voices close to perfect recreation of a real samples by a margin of error.
I both love and hate this tech tbh. On one hand we get fun memes, ai art and chat programs to toy about with etc so its like the worlds best toy but on the other hand that same stuff is near guaranteed to start doing a lot of harm in the near future. Tbh its already starting to. Theres also the wildcard singularity. On one hand we may end up with cool ai robot friends living among us like futurama and on the other we may get skynet deciding to cut us all out of that equation.
But wasn't there supposed to be a reincarnated ethnic Russian, a "prisoner born to uncertain parents under a certain sign"? He/she was supposed to UNITE all the Rus? I think that's how the Prophecy goes... Called Peter-Born-Again or the "Peterevine", he/she would then lead Russia to a new age of glory and drive the Western [Roman Imperial] mongrels out. Also he/she would punish the Oligarchy for their sins. The EU found it important to arrange for his/her release, and induct the Peterevine into DGSE, the French secret service. We'll find out more when it's time, if it does happen in our lifetime...
"On a certain day to uncertain parents Incarnate moon and star reborn." Tucker Carlson was born on May 16, 1969 "Neither blight nor age can harm him. The Curse-of-Flesh before him flies." uhh, he didn't get covid did he? "He honors blood of the tribe unmourned. He eats their sin, and is reborn." just finished "His mercy frees the cursed false gods, Binds the broken, redeems the mad." here's hoping "He speaks the law for Veloth's people. He speaks for their land, and names them great." that's literally his job
@@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows Many can say that's skaal nords was first but how you can forget rieklings? They was here for first and they are dunmer descendants, that's how we see it here in Summerset.
Ok bro. Listen. We need a full length version of this. Little pauses and interruptions and everything. Tucker asking what ten thousand years of history has to do with this and Dagoth Ur asking if this is supposed to be a serious interview or a talkshow. _"You are a student of history, yes n'wah? Well then you'd know about the Blades... you wanted to join them once didn't you? Haha... well anyway Veloth would have a kwama egg for breakfast each day..."_
I was fully expecting "what grand and intoxicating innocents, come now narevar, do you wish to have a television interview or a serious discussion? Is this how honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned?" >proceeds to start talking about the very beginning of elder scrolls lore
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 You have to be high on crack cocaine if you think the same dude who was essentially thrown out of the race for being non-white would ever have a chance in hell of becoming Trump's VP.
That was all important context. I think Tucker was a tad impertinent to interupt Dagoth, I doubt most Temple or Imperial cult priests would have been able to recount their own history half as well. Maybe Tucker was trying to make the interview more understandable for his Imperial audience who don't have the attention span to listen to a history lesson.
Well, trying to tell an Imperial how history works is a bit like punishing a hound for defication on rug. You could explain why it shouldn't do that, you could. Would the dog know WHY it isn't right? Would the imperial know how their inferiority is natural? Just seems a waste of time
The issue is that the Altmer has intentionally made the study of Imperial Cult history and worship of the 9 illegal or socially taboo. Their agents undermine the imperial and nord's ability to understand their own history or what really happened in the Great War. Their entire race has one goal and that is the subjugation and destruction of men and until imperials and nords wake up nothing will happen.
Almalexia just called Tucker "Corprus stooge" and "useful s'wit" for this interview. I'm a patriotic Dunmer but at this point much respect for Mr. Ur ✊
The slow fade out from the ramblings of an ancient being living in a fortress unter a mountain and never going out is exactly how i zoned out after the first question during the real interview.
The script captures Tucker’s energy well - “yeah sure, your critiques are basically accurate (edit: sometimes) but oh boy are your conclusions and ideology really, really bad” Also Dagoth Ur basically did this in game lmao. He’s immortal, time’s not a resource he’s worried about.
Some might think tht Tucker is fearsome whom sit down and interviews many big names. I would say that Tucker is such a humble man that he KNEW Dagoth ur just wanna have friends. This interview clearly shows just that. Can´t wait for him sitting down with Gojira and maybe even Cthulhu. What realistic and so on video. Much respect for Tucker seeking out such nice humble men.
I need a full 2 hour interview please. Legit unerstood/followed the lore better listening to this then any iceberg video or even the entire game of morrowind couldnt even explain as fluently as this.
"before we can discuss the history of vvardenfell and the dunmer's right to slavery, we must look at the armistice of 2E 896." "..." "this requires some context. you see, the tiber war began when cuhlecain initiated an effort to unite the colovian estates."
Man Dagoth is really a great orator! I was finally starting to understand the Morrowind lore and history! Where is the 2 hours version? Maybe he'll also ask about that time when Tucker tried to join the Dark Brotherhood?
Agree with him or not, Dagoth Ur is making Morrowind a strong nation once again, preserving its culture and keeping it safe from western Imperial degeneracy that only seeks to undermine its traditional values.
This is exactly the kind of nuanced discussion our country needs right now. Both sides are so extreme. But I really like Dagoth Ur for telling it like it is. He definitely seems like a guy that I could get a beer with, and he has my best interests at heart.
Hearing Tucker speak about Sotha Sil and Almalexia is some next level shit
Almalexia Ocasio-Cortez
He has the *perfect* cadence for voice AI.
Which is... useful information.
The next phase of US discourse
"I'll most likely contract corprus." 🤣
:) Didn't know Tucker had a non-evil twin that ACTUALLY works as a journalist instead of just pretending...
Dagoth Ur: "And Mr. Tucker, this was done with the backing of the Blades, of course, an organization you wanted to join back in the day, as I understand. We should thank Todd they didn't let you in. It is a serious organization."
LMAO very nice 🤣
Damn this meme clicks on so many levels.
hahahahaha!!!
Tucker recieved so much hate from other Imperials for a simple interview with Dagoth Ur. Dagoth understands Tucker's intentions better than his fellow Imperials do. Imperials are such ignorant fear ridden creatures they're afraid of mere dialog with Dagoth Ur. The empire is overextended and is inevitably collapsing, and personally I think it couldn't happen sooner.
Molag Bal would be a better Putin
Love how "natural" both AI voices sound. What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Why natural in quotations?? It seems fine to me
We are fucked honestly
If you listen long enough, you can still get the AI-specific artifacts, especially during certain word spellings or emotionally intensive speeches. I'm not talking about this video but Ai-generated voices in general. Still, it's getting harder and harder to spot these artifacts with every month so I think by the end of 2024 we'll have voices close to perfect recreation of a real samples by a margin of error.
all of the words but the word *love*
I both love and hate this tech tbh. On one hand we get fun memes, ai art and chat programs to toy about with etc so its like the worlds best toy but on the other hand that same stuff is near guaranteed to start doing a lot of harm in the near future. Tbh its already starting to.
Theres also the wildcard singularity. On one hand we may end up with cool ai robot friends living among us like futurama and on the other we may get skynet deciding to cut us all out of that equation.
This is the ideal use of AI. You may not like it, but this is what peak application looks like.
I don't like it, I love it
I gotta admit, It Just Works
the killer app
Peak? Typical political shitpost
@@penclaw what are you a farm tool lover? Get out of my mushroom filthy imperial lover
This is a genius parody.
the original itself is a parody
N'wah's can say it's a parody, but true Dunmer can see it is a ultimate truth of the Sixt House and the Tribe Unmourned
Sound just like a original
Parody? This is art imitating life, marsh friend.
@user-qf1lg3ev5s Are you not allowed to interview the other side? Tucker is going his job by interviewing world leaders.
This is the best thing on the Internet, this is how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
But wasn't there supposed to be a reincarnated ethnic Russian, a "prisoner born to uncertain parents under a certain sign"? He/she was supposed to UNITE all the Rus? I think that's how the Prophecy goes...
Called Peter-Born-Again or the "Peterevine", he/she would then lead Russia to a new age of glory and drive the Western [Roman Imperial] mongrels out. Also he/she would punish the Oligarchy for their sins.
The EU found it important to arrange for his/her release, and induct the Peterevine into DGSE, the French secret service.
We'll find out more when it's time, if it does happen in our lifetime...
"On a certain day to uncertain parents
Incarnate moon and star reborn." Tucker Carlson was born on May 16, 1969
"Neither blight nor age can harm him.
The Curse-of-Flesh before him flies." uhh, he didn't get covid did he?
"He honors blood of the tribe unmourned.
He eats their sin, and is reborn." just finished
"His mercy frees the cursed false gods,
Binds the broken, redeems the mad." here's hoping
"He speaks the law for Veloth's people.
He speaks for their land, and names them great." that's literally his job
You N'wah! You S'wit!
High Elf Tucker
Looks more like Breton to me.
I though high elves were the ones with the 👃?
Tucker is a disgraced member of the imperial cult.
Tucker is definitely a Thalmor fascist intent on undoing Mundus.
@@Jtoob-z5n ...are you trying to say jews, weirdo?
Unironically I would watch the entire interview redone as morrowind lore. Particularly if they argue about who owns solstheim.
Solstheim belongs to the Dunmer and anyone who says otherwise is uneducated in the history of Tamriel
@@dudefrombelgium That's exactly the sort of energy I want to see. Also were there Nords or Dunmer on the island first?
@@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows Many can say that's skaal nords was first but how you can forget rieklings? They was here for first and they are dunmer descendants, that's how we see it here in Summerset.
@@telnecris8222 Ah, a true Altmer of the Dominion. Always taking time to shit on Dunmer at any opportunity.
Ashlanders and their BS, only Azura knows
"Or worse, Dagoth maaay want to 'come'."
-Tucker Carlson, AD 2024.
All over Tucker's grand and intoxicating innocence.
🤫
Come to me openly, and not through stealth. - Dagoth 'Daddy' Ur
3E 427*
@@DWARFF0RTRESS Blud just fact checked a meme video comment my gawd props
Can we get a 2 hour version of this lol
a short history
On demand!
He actually did it, the absolute madlad!
"And I said back to the Imperial Council, how can you criticize a god's Special Blight Operation? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!"
Next on Tucker Carlson tonight: Ulfrid Stormcloak on why he killed the High King.
Ok bro. Listen. We need a full length version of this. Little pauses and interruptions and everything.
Tucker asking what ten thousand years of history has to do with this and Dagoth Ur asking if this is supposed to be a serious interview or a talkshow.
_"You are a student of history, yes n'wah? Well then you'd know about the Blades... you wanted to join them once didn't you? Haha... well anyway Veloth would have a kwama egg for breakfast each day..."_
Also with Dagoth ur speaking in another language with a translator.
One of the things I remember about Morrowind....forty hours of exposition from just one chat selection.
i would pay money for this.
@@gblargg OG resdayni yes
I would watch all two hours of this interview!!!!
I was fully expecting "what grand and intoxicating innocents, come now narevar, do you wish to have a television interview or a serious discussion? Is this how honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned?"
>proceeds to start talking about the very beginning of elder scrolls lore
well, Tucker, it really all started back when two spirits, Anu and Padomay, split from the Aurbis
**Cliff Racer noises**
♪ GRRR~WOO
Of course, this is but a small snippet from the 2 hour interview
The interview is still going
Tucker: Why are you doing this
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
"Stop! You violated the law."
Explaining the entire TES lore in response.
Vivec Ramaswamy for Tribunal 2024
It sucks that he ended his campaign
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 pretty sure Trump will pick him as VP. I could be wrong tho. Vivec or Kari Lake would be the best picks.
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 You have to be high on crack cocaine if you think the same dude who was essentially thrown out of the race for being non-white would ever have a chance in hell of becoming Trump's VP.
Praise Vivec!
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 vivic will likely be VP.
Ask Caesar why he's invading New Vegas and he'll spout off about Hegelian Dialectics 🙄 smh
That could be also a fantastic parody.
I second this!!!
Someone needs to do this. And have Arcade Gannon shittalking Hegels mysticism and circular reasoning in the background
yeah fucking hell that's perfect for the interview
No one knows what Hegel said. Hegel doesnt know what Hegel said.
It's all BS.
Ceasar is a IQ coper who got face uglier than Centaurs.
Tucker: Who killed the Dwemer?
Dagoth Ur: you did
Tucker: Me? Nooo I was busy.
The (((Dwemer)))
😂🤣💀
Y'all need to stop doing this I'm dyin over here🤣
Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
Now THIS is podracing
We need an extended version! Great work!
That was all important context. I think Tucker was a tad impertinent to interupt Dagoth, I doubt most Temple or Imperial cult priests would have been able to recount their own history half as well. Maybe Tucker was trying to make the interview more understandable for his Imperial audience who don't have the attention span to listen to a history lesson.
lmao
See the Tribunal would have you believe there are separate groups of Dunmer, but Dagoth Ur knows the truth that they're all Chimer deep down.
based
Well, trying to tell an Imperial how history works is a bit like punishing a hound for defication on rug.
You could explain why it shouldn't do that, you could. Would the dog know WHY it isn't right? Would the imperial know how their inferiority is natural?
Just seems a waste of time
The issue is that the Altmer has intentionally made the study of Imperial Cult history and worship of the 9 illegal or socially taboo. Their agents undermine the imperial and nord's ability to understand their own history or what really happened in the Great War. Their entire race has one goal and that is the subjugation and destruction of men and until imperials and nords wake up nothing will happen.
😂 Tucker: - who did blow up the Red Mountain?
Dagoth Ur: - YOU DID!
Tucker: - No, I was busy that day!
Almalexia just called Tucker "Corprus stooge" and "useful s'wit" for this interview. I'm a patriotic Dunmer but at this point much respect for Mr. Ur ✊
so true! I think Almalexia just hiding her manipulative power-thirsting true nature unter her image of gracious deity
How does anyone fall for her transparent act?
Later in the interview dagoth mocks tucker carlson for not being accepted into the blades intelligence service early in his career
They're a serious organization, for a bunch of mongrel dogs of the Empire.
Penitus Oculatus
Understandable. The Blades are a serious organization that doesn't just let any dirty N'wah in.
It wasn't mocking, the unintelligence service are evil.
Dagoth Ur has such a deep knowledge of history! And in the meantime Uriel Septim VII is so senile he doesn’t even remember his sons’ names
STDs will do that.
Wasn't that uncle shegorath fault?
Uriel took the anti-corprus vaxx.... intriguing
This is genuinely 'The Onion' level of parody quality. I have to hand it to you on this one.
Better than The Onion. Modern Onion is trash.
That old rag? This is on the level of the bee
@@josephbrandenburg4373 The Bee is mostly unfunny trash, this is way better than that.
@@genuscorvid that must be why they are such a successful business with 1.5 million subscribers on youtube alone
You have to be specific... the old Onion from decades ago was hilarious, yes
This is so well done; it's context, presentation, and God damnit, I love Jeremy Soule.
I would love to hear an extended version. This is both peak comedic parody and makes the Morrowind lore even more fascinating to listen to.
Absolutely genius dude 😂😂
Thank you brother! You need to do a Joe Biden version 😆 I don't think he could last 2 mins
I need 2 hours of Dagoth lore lesson
As someone who has played through Morrowind's main quest and the expansions thank you for this brilliance ❤
The slow fade out from the ramblings of an ancient being living in a fortress unter a mountain and never going out is exactly how i zoned out after the first question during the real interview.
It's always the OST in the background 👌
The script captures Tucker’s energy well - “yeah sure, your critiques are basically accurate (edit: sometimes) but oh boy are your conclusions and ideology really, really bad”
Also Dagoth Ur basically did this in game lmao. He’s immortal, time’s not a resource he’s worried about.
Easy for an Imperial to judge Dagoth Ur on his "conclusions and ideology"
a full version of the history lesson, please
I may do the full version
I hope so. 😁@@MyTwoPence
woo woo@@MyTwoPence
@@MyTwoPenceI would so watch that
This is a true gem…well done sir!
It's a special medical operation.
👌💯
Some might think tht Tucker is fearsome whom sit down and interviews many big names. I would say that Tucker is such a humble man that he KNEW Dagoth ur just wanna have friends. This interview clearly shows just that. Can´t wait for him sitting down with Gojira and maybe even Cthulhu. What realistic and so on video. Much respect for Tucker seeking out such nice humble men.
Thank you for this! It's been a while since I read the books. The history of Vvardenfell is intricate.
How did I not think of this?
IS this how you Honor the sixth House?
This was like watching old kung fu movies 🍿
Tell 'em Lord Dagoth. Tell 'em what time it is!
This is one of the greatest videos I've ever watched.
Vivec Offers to Join Dagoth Ur in Sixth House, Thinking It Was Desele's House of Earthly Delights
- Balmora Bee headline
we NEED THE FULL INTERVIEW!
This is a masterpiece, but I would like the full interview.
Tucker brought the REAL Wraith guard
Are we having a Cliff Racers talk show or an interview with God?
" A job is a job. " - Vladimir Ur
love how dagoth ur meme still lives to this day
now imagine Vivek giving 2 min interview about TES lore without making a flip in the air!
By the nine divines this is a perfect fit
Tucker: Dagoth Ur, heard any news from any of the other provinces? Dagoth: Nothing I’d like to talk about. Tucker: Good day.
Now we need Tucker to interview Emperor Trump to address the issues in Cyradiil with the Oblivion gates and the Gray Fox lol.
Not much longer before gates to hell actually open throughout the world.
Tucker interviews Sheogorath.
Unfortunately this one sounds way more sane that IRL version.
my 2 brain cells were only able to produce “ huh vivek. that also a nominee name. funny”
Crazy how this would be unthinkable 2 years ago
I need a full 2 hour interview please. Legit unerstood/followed the lore better listening to this then any iceberg video or even the entire game of morrowind couldnt even explain as fluently as this.
the fact that there's a Vivec in Morrowind and a Vivek in real life really through me off at first
This is awesome..”During the blah blah era..” scene closes on a continued drifting off historical fantasy narrative..
Going into it I just wanted to hear what Dagoth would say.
Now I just wish I knew when the time would come when he wasn't saying anything.
This is fucking great! I can just imagine tucker talking to Nords about the filthy dark elves in their own quarter in skyrim
I'm glad I'm alive to see masterpieces like this. What a time.
Amazing interview...greetings from The Summerset Isles 👊
Now all we need is for tucker to interview Mehrunes Dagon
"before we can discuss the history of vvardenfell and the dunmer's right to slavery, we must look at the armistice of 2E 896."
"..."
"this requires some context. you see, the tiber war began when cuhlecain initiated an effort to unite the colovian estates."
Now imagine an 2hour interview to almalexia or vivec by some journalist from the 6th house.
I was actually getting interested in the lore before it cut off.
Make Morrowind great again! Vote for the 6th House! Also, Sotha Sil was given a farewell party much like Epstein.
Tucker asking the real questions. I commend his commitment to the people of Vvardenfell.
Watching this from Maar Gan. Thank you, Tucker!
I don’t know why it took Tucker Carlson interviewing Putin to revive AI Dagothposting but I’m here for it.
Man Dagoth is really a great orator! I was finally starting to understand the Morrowind lore and history! Where is the 2 hours version? Maybe he'll also ask about that time when Tucker tried to join the Dark Brotherhood?
*Blades
I went hysterical watching this. Thank you, you made my day!
I would like to hear a whole 2-hour version of this
I want the full two hours, pronto! 😂
I'm on it 😄
@@MyTwoPence I love it, just saw it appear on my notifications, going to watch now! You're amazing. 😂
“Now back to what I was saying” 😭😭😭
Sleepers targeted by Imperial supplied kimakazi cliff racers.
are you saying Saint Jiub was a "bad faith actor" ?!!!!😮
Never thought in dagot ur to wear a formal suit
Or course he would. Haven't you ever seen Dagoth Bling?
0:32 Vivek Ramaswamy???
LOL i thought the same thing.
@@Draco_Alpha I actually thought he was going to be memed a lot especially when he started getting more popular as a candidate and a winning one.
I would like Tucker to interview Vivek and Daedric Prince Donald both through AI voice AND irl, can't wait! 😁🙏
Agree with him or not, Dagoth Ur is making Morrowind a strong nation once again, preserving its culture and keeping it safe from western Imperial degeneracy that only seeks to undermine its traditional values.
"Mr. Tucker, it all started with Anu and Padomay..."
still more brief than the history lesson that outlander went on about
I demand a 25 minute lore dump by Dagoth ur
The Tribunal will never be able to give a 2hr interview like that!
stuff like this really makes me wish for the day we can rpg with fully interactive ai npc's lag-free in real time.
Вот как ты чтишь единую Россию и неоплаканное государство
Я здаюсь! Я здаюсь! Хахахаха...
Dagoth=Pootin
Angry orc is angry
@@bentarrrthebaxter568 орк катжит
-мяу
-мяу
-мяу
@@bentarrrthebaxter568go relax a bit
i've been watching this over and kver again, laughed to the point i lost my bowels movements twice
"There are risks to conducting an interview like this, oBvIoUsLy" got me pissing my pants right away
This is very well done. Just letting Puti...Dagoth Ur just drone on at the end. Chef's kiss!
I wish it was 2 hours just like the real one:) Great job!
This is exactly the kind of nuanced discussion our country needs right now. Both sides are so extreme. But I really like Dagoth Ur for telling it like it is. He definitely seems like a guy that I could get a beer with, and he has my best interests at heart.
Damn Perfect, Sera!