Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 Is The Seagal Running Of Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 is so bad it goes past good back into bad at least 3 times. The "script" was a picture of Seagal running that a random guy drew as a joke, but Seagal thought it was real so 15 and a half minutes later the movie was in theaters and nobody was happy.
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most epic thx
awesome !
"Sniper special ops" Please.!!!!! 🙏
Chuck Norris came out with a knew movie buddy probably terribly good should check it out 🤙🏻
I'm 42 yo, south American fella and this is the first time in my life that I laugh my ass out getting a new video notification popping up! Bro I will really support your mullet shit as long as I get my ass back to work. I hope I could get my old job back, but I truly appreciate all the good things I went through hard times and one is your humor. Your way you make humour makes me laugh as fuck lol, specially with Steven Seagul jokes. You remind me of the Bananero humor. Keep this shit up, and thanks forever Space fucking Ice!
PD: Rob Schneider v:
Last time I flew, they showed a Steven Seagal movie on the plane. Half the audience walked out!
Those people could not cope with the awesomeness of his talent... they thought it better to leave at 35k feet 😂
Actually lol’d
They actually play it for paratroopers in training during their first jump flight, to motivate the hesitant ones.
🥇
@@LimitBreakr424 Me too was a good one!
"Check up on the roof"...."OK but the secret service said they got it covered..." 🤣
Saul should've checked it himself...
They thought the train roof had too much of a slope so they didnt bother in the end.
To be fair: the infamous Secret Service woman handled her gun just like Seagal. 😂😂😂
@@MegaRayland Hahahahahahaa
Best line of the video 😂😂😂
Your freeze frames on Segal's face are always so perfect.
What freeze frame? He's just a slow person unless it comes to the buffet
@@clockworkorangecassidy1114*he/it
This was pre all fat Steven Segal where his plot armor just was hilariously bad before it go to be cringe
"He must be travelling with a girlfriend or a child."
"Knowing Seagal, it's probably both." ROFLOL
This had me cackling! 🤣
Or stripper
@@TheAngryPotato I definitely laughed out loud at that one! 🤣🤣
@@TheAngryPotato it’s based on facts. Katherine Heigl was 16 at the time and near the end of her acting he came up to her and mentioned he had girlfriends her age and she asked if that’s illegal and he said they don’t seem to mind.
Best yet 😂
Saddam Hussein should be ashamed to play in a Steven Seagal movie.
I guess he came in bundle with the chick starring in Hot Shots Part Deux 🤔
I've heard he committed suicide after this movie 😢
and Katherine Heigl
😂
It's okay. He had enough foresight to use one of his doubles.😂
"Finally, an Amber Heard to go with his Ike Turner!" Jfc... 😂
That was amazing!
Oh good, I was worried you'd disappeared to Thailand for several years of therapeutic dancing.
Did he 😮
The JVD diet…lose eight days in a week in Thailand 😂
Mike Ermantraut went from driving a train in a Seagal movie, to not being in a Seagal movie, that is what i call overwhelmingly positive career progression
I'll have to research who that is.
@@MichaelF-cc8ri Have you not seen breaking bad??? please fix that ASAP
@@MichaelF-cc8riHe plays Mike in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul series
@@fakeplayer9088And a generic bad guy in Berverly Hills cop
I can't believe he didn't mention him once...
I’m making a bomb… “yeah, we know. We’re watching it right now.” 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
He meant an explosive, not another movie 😂
“Here come the terrorists to save the audience”. Thats how bad Segal movies are. 😂😂
Overrated? My brother he was never rated 😂😂😂😂
he was rated Tripple N, for Nobody, Never, Nuh-uh
Which is still overrated
Lol! I see what you did
Overweighted for sure...
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂🎉
Marsellus Wallace was so mad at Zed that he sent him to a Seagal movie.
"What now? I'll tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe-hitting casting directors to go to work on the homes here."
Zeds dead baby...
“You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight! I’ma get medieval on your ass!”
This is an all time low for Zed and he's been in Jim Carey, and Mertin Lawrence movies. 😂
Mr. Redfoot knew nothing
"He survives by the power of hilarious running." Thank you again for another perfect commentary.
Blessed Wikipedia:
Seagal was . . . criticized for his behavior during the film. Jenny McCarthy unsuccessfully auditioned for a role in the film. She said Seagal auditioned her and asked her to take off her clothes. Katherine Heigl, who was 16 at the time the film was made, said that on the last day of filming Seagal told her, “‘You know Katie, I got girlfriends your age.' And I said, 'Isn't that illegal?' And he said, 'They don't seem to mind'."
Usually I wouldn't believe a story like that... But it's Seagal.
He's no doubt pulled a Seinfeld many time's...
'They don't seem to mind.'
Is that how it works?
😬
@@The_Quiet_Kiddo Nope.
I call BS on this story because 16 y/o girls would be too old for Seagal.
I like to think that some dodgy lawyer told Seagal that if his eyes are closed while he's shooting he can't legally be charged with murder, thus was born his signature style.
LOL perfect plan!
While looking like hes constipated trying to go number two
Seagal IQ: 0
Movie Seagal IQ: still 0
Anything Multiplied by 0 is 0
Logic: 1
Segal:0
Bonus points if you read this in *_Space Ice_* voice lol
Are you sure his IQ is not below 0? 😁
"But son of a bitch, that's Segal's acting coach, he's not supposed to be in this, so now he's pissed" 😂😂
"Nevermind. He's dead." best space ice ending of all time.
One of very few Seagal movies with a happy ending that doesn't include a crying masseuse.
Seeing a room of military personnel clapping and shaking hands after successfully looking at boobs is the funniest fucking shit ever dude
It could have been a scene from Hot Shots. But then someone would have said "Houston we have a lift off".
"Is the Steve Seagal, MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE." Is the best sentence after waking up on a Sunday morin' hungover 💪🏼🇦🇺🤙🏼
We usually get it on a Saturday morning though! So I missed out on my usual hangover recovery Space Ice this weekend.
@MartinAlexanderEsq YTB aka yeah the boys 🍻
P.S sorry for the "late" reply. UA-cam doesn't like my comments on any channel and gives me zero notifications 🤘🏼
"Mega blockbuster hit movie in which he showed the world _________".. helps really good with hangover
That explodey towel is the most inventive thing I ever seen
"So Seagal starts crying and begging the cameraman for help" 😂🤣😂🤣
Another masterpiece by Space Ice. The only person who makes us realize how much we need Sensei Steven 😂😂😂
I am ashamed that as a teenager I thought "Under Siege" ruled so much, that I actually contributed to the studios desire of this sequel. Its all our faults. We deserve our back pain in our 40's and 50's!
Had me in the first half
Under Siege was great.
It had cake.
@@Serevarno and that cake fell asleep. LOL
Expand your horizons, OP: smoke a bowl and give this a watch - it could still be funny in your 40s.
You can always say Under Siege was ok because Tommy Lee Jones was in it!!
Katherine Heigl would later talk about Seagal hitting on her while making this movie.
And she was 17 at the time!
She sued him for sexual harassment I think.
Pretty sure she is another one of those feminists nut jobs that everyone said is impossible to work with hence why you don’t see her in movies anymore
There was a picture of the two of them during the making of the film, Seagal just turned 43, Heigl was 16. In the picture you can clearly see Seagal groping her boob with a satisfied look on his face.
Yeah, saw it in a comment elsewhere. Something about Seagal having girlfriends Heigl's age.
I love how Seagal always shoots like he’s the one about to be shot.
The sheer hatred you have for Steven Seagal cannot be replicated by anyone.
Incalculable by cosmic levels.
The dude really hates him lol.
Hmmm if only Critical Drinker join forces with Space Ice....
@@swagit4174 They would tag team Steven Segal into oblivion and then there would be nothing for Space Ice to make videos about anymore.
@@swagit4174 Drinker? Screw him, he's so terrible. Iceman cannot join another man.
Space Ice!
The fact that You don't have 10 million subscribers is the best proof of the broken system
Space made a whole channel trashing Segal, I respect that
Seagal: *gets shot for the first and only time in his career*
Also Seagal: *"that doesn't count."*
You think this is being shot?
YESSS
"Plus one on here, a girlfriend or a child, maybe?"
Space ice "knowing Seagal, it's probably both" 😂😂😂
Wow I didn't know they cast Jerry Seinfeld to play the villain in this movie!
It's because Seagal knows he likes the young girls like himself and he would hook him up
Looks nothing like Seinfeld but ok…
He looks like if you combined jerry seinfeld with robert from everybody loves raymond
Then gave him the voice and personality of that guy from jurrasic park and independence day
Make it like Die Hard.......but on a McDonald's children's choo-choo !
How can you not like diehard on a train with Morris chestnut?
"RICKY!!!!!" 😂
What's crazy is they worked together again on "Half Past Dead." Meaning Morris Chestnut is a glutton for pain or Segal kidnapped Morris's family and held them hostage until he agreed to do another movie with him.
This movie is so bad that my wife’s boyfriend left her and the kids with me
That's the bravest thing I've ever heard.
😮😅😂
I refuse to apologize.
Ice Man does it again!!! 😂😂 Best Seagal video yet!!! Those trains looked like their spark plugs were spi'in!!!
Space Ice was on point with all of the roasts in this one! "The biggest train wreck in this movie that's a train wreck of a movie"! 😂
“The terrorists have come to save the audience”. That one had me rolling lol.
It's Seagal... I'm pretty sure it's both 😅🤣😂
It`s always awesome to see and hear Space Ice tear that fraud Seagal apart. It`s the only reason I hope Seagal still makes movies.
I like how Space Ice is gun savvy He knows that Glocks don’t have an external hammer to make any noise.
Unlike Segal, who knows absolutely nothing about guns or how to handle or shoot one.
But still trained police officers ... just like he trained CIA-agents in martial arts before (in his mind).
Space Ice is my weapons instructor
Segal: "This is a .45."
Space Ice: "No, it isn't."
Pie Hard: With a Vengeance
Suhhgaal: "I'm making a bomb."
Space: "Yeah, we know! We're watching it right now!"
😂😂
"I'm making a bomb"-Segal
"We know...we're watching it right now"-Space Ice😂😂😂
5:44 " Mike and Saddam Hussein " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was just wondering why he hadn't mentioned that Jonathan Banks was the train conductor. But then he said that line, and I was like "Ah. There it is."
@@rome8180 same 😂
I love how he writes all his own love interests and they're literally 18-25 year olds lol
25? You're giving him top much credit there pal 😂 when they hit 21 they're washed to Seagal.
I saw an interview with that girl (now woman of course) where she said Segal was super creepy with her
I think anyone over 20 is too old for him.
Even worse Katherine hiegle was 16 and said seagal told her he had gf's her age 🤢
Seagal's love interests are half the age of DiCaprio's girlfriends
I live for Steven Seagal bad movies.
What .... live for bad ones.... sacrilege my friend as his movies are master pieces of cinema 😂
Hellyeahbrother
You can’t name a bad one. Completely outrageous
Orale
Soooo, most of them?
Jeff Goldblum apparently turned down the role of the main bad guy in this movie. I'd call that a lucky escape, except it's like saying you dodged an actual speeding train by not standing on the tracks in front of it.
Jeff was one of the r*posts in those weird Charles Bronson movies. He refused this role, it's baad.
Seagal made one masterpiece after another.
If only he would ever actually share any of those masterpieces with the world...
they were definitely pieces
😂@@ryanbarker5217
If i remember correctly this was the movie Warner Bros. wanted so much that they agreed to finance On Deadly Ground if Steven just came back to reprise his role from the first Under Siege. What a great decision that definitly didn't lead to two financial disasters ...
1:11 "He was gonna use this as bait later" 💀💀💀
Worse thing is he actually tried to hit on her in real life when she was 16 ffs lol
@@Deeeeezeeeeeholy shit.... seriously??!!
@@idontwannaidontwanna7307 Yeah she came out and said it
@@Deeeeezeeeeedamn..... Wrong in every sense of the way. Didn't know he was a paedo as well as being a generic scumbag.
Calling the teddy bear his acting coach was so f-ing spot on! Lol 😂😂😂
That was almost more than I could bear.
"He means an explosive not another movie" 😂
Pretty sure this is the movie she later accused him of Sexual Assualt during shooting.
I would love to see the conversation where they convinced Seagal to receive a shot in the movie. He most likely reluctantly accepted but then set the condition that he would act nonchalantly about it, because he's a "badass".
100%. Dudes ego is ridiculous.
Being behind a wall of children 😂. Wow. Seagal must hate you
Dude probably thinks UA-cam is a fancy toilet.
That slow zoom in to Seagal face while roasting him, then the snap back and switch to "choo choo trains!"... Now that's movie making!
My dad worked for Union Pacific Railroad and the one thing he made sure I understood about trains is that they can always stop on a dime when needed.
I don't get the joke
"Trains can't stop on a dime" is a public education campaign from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) and Federal Railroad Administration to warn drivers about the dangers of crossing train tracks. Trains can take more than a mile to come to a complete stop and can't swerve out of the way"
@@frankbandera6591first off Sensei Seagal doesn’t follow the rules his entire life. NTSB had to rewrite the rules and insert a footer note except for Seagal.
@frankbandera6591 I think that's the point. Ya can't just stop the dang things. Seagal doesn't even understand choo-choos at a basic level.
@@frankbandera6591 r/wooosh
I hope you had the stock
Too many fantastic lines in this, but good God Space Ice- that ‘Secret Service Roof’ joke was PERFECT! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Too soon.
Trump lost a ear hair on that day.
man i hate when i finish a nice shower and accidently grab the explodey towel by mistake.
Have low key been waiting for this for months. Thanks Mr SpaceIce
What's kinds scary is that Under Siege 2 looks like a solid well made action movie compared to the last decade of Seagal movies. 😋
"Assumption is the mother of all fck ups".
A quote I use from this movie every time someone assumes anything.
I use the "When you assume, you make... etc" Might change it up though.
What's your favorite Space Ice line in a video?
Me: Yes
He never disappoints. Actually, like a fine wine just keeps getting better. Seagal on the other hand is like a cheap wine turned into spoiled vinegar
Seagal is the type of cat that doesn't bury his turds.
6:40 That "WTF" took me out!! 😂😂😂😂
Leave it to Space Ice to have comedic timing like a boss!
I just so happened to see this comment at the EXACT moment it played 🤣
Lmaooo same, dude
Seagal just having some "me" time!😂
Literally can’t be any happier than seeing a new Space Ice Seagal video. I have seen all the others at least 5 times each. Space Ice is literal GOAT status. That damn spark plug keeps on spittin
Jonathan Banks was the train operator? Glad it didn’t derail his career! 😂
buh dum tisssssssssssss
and Katherine Heigl survived this too
He’s had a looooooong career.
He had a starring role in Better Call Saul, unlike Butterball Seagal...
@@RahulKudva 🤣😂🤣😂 Nice
"Could be a girlfriend or child" it's Seagal im pretty sure it's both lol
The first Under Siege is the Steven Segal mega blockbuster hit movie that showed the world that he could make a movie people actually wanted to see. This would prove to be humanity’s greatest mistake.
Whenever you hear something scary ALWAYS hide behind a wall of children. I CANNOT emphasize enough how many times this has saved my life. It's important in life to have many children in case you need to save yourself. Teaching them to wall, all on their own is a great start. "Walls of children, save lives" -Steven Seegle
0:36 Red Foreman!
We are 0:02 GET US OUT OF THIS CRAPSHOWER!!!
4:04 This is the strategic genius of Steven Seagull, enemies would not expect him to take a tactical dump in the closet of a bathroom
Does anyone remember when Steven Seagal got choked out and pissed himself?
I believe that there was some poop involved
No, but I remember when he got choked out and pooped himself.
His face always looks like he just got done getting choked out and shitting himself
Oh, it was poop, that's right 😂
@@Frosty_tha_Snowman always bet the farm on poop. 💩
5:09 😂😂😂😂 I’m crying
Wow, this movie has a LOT of great character actors. I know this movie was made back when Seagal was popular, but I'm still amazed at the cast. Jonathan Banks (Breaking Bad), Eric Bogosian (Succession, Uncut Gems), Everett McGill (Twin Peaks), Peter Greene (Pulp Fiction, The Mask), Kurtwood Smith (Robocop, That '70s Show). Etc, etc.
I was shocked to see Bogossian here, when I realized how young he was, lol.
I have been practicing for years to shoot like Seagull. I have yet to master it. I have been forcibly removed from many firing ranges though.
I tried it once and broke my wrist.
2:50 Almost two whole seconds of limp wristed flappy arm running. This was clearly in his prime.
8:40 Zed - reference to Pulp Fiction - nice!
Neil Breen, Steven Seagal and Uwe Boll walk into a room and no one is there to great them
Interviewer: "Why agree to be Seagull's acting coach?"
🧸: "We both love the fuck outta cookies."
This movie is so bad my wife left and took the kids
Honestly good, no need for baggage.
Some of us would consider that a bonus dude lol 😂
She saw that mountain of man meat on screen and knew she had to have him.
With every movie he made Seagal pushed the envelope of Russian organized crime money which needed to be laundered using his movies towards him
The first Under Siege was as close to a good movie as he was ever in. Probably would have been great if he weren't in it
I appreciate you pointing out the fact that Glocks do not have an external safety switch. So many movies get this wrong and just dub in a "cocking sound" just to make it sound cool.
Under Siege 2 was actually a decent sequel and an overall ok fun movie. It’s one of his last enjoyable movies
Seagal's over the top-violent fighting manouvers in his movies, like nailing a guy to a deli wall with a cleaver in Out for Justice, used to give me chills and nervous laughs as a kid. Now Space Ice has the same effect, with giving a flawless description of Seagal as a person.
Movie’s so bad it’s now president of the United States
Space Ice has reached a level of roasting Steven Seagal that defies description.
Aww, I wanted to see how the microwave cookies turn out. 😞
I actually liked this film. But I love your Steven Seagal roasts.
6:40 oh my god! 😀 where the hell did that come from!? 🤣
At 8:45 I was really expecting "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead!"
Imagine trying to make a Tommy Lee Jones movie (Under Siege) without Tommy Lee Jones (Under Siege 2).
They hired Nicholai from Resident Evil 3, who never fails, fails because of plot.
New subscriber 😂
Damn I feel bad for Kurtwood smith being in this movie
It’s a cheque I suppose
Space Ice with the save 😂😂😂
It would be great if Segal Squall started his own channel ripping on Space Ice.