Master Chief helps you nail your job interview

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @alphamercstudios
    @alphamercstudios Рік тому +602

    Who knew Master Chief knew so much about life

    • @NoeticSystem
      @NoeticSystem Рік тому +48

      The SPARTAN-IIs actually had a top-notch education, despite the unusual circumstances of their... "enlistment".

    • @adt4864
      @adt4864 Рік тому +8

      @@NoeticSystem They probably never thought to teach the child super soldiers how to nail a job interview though

    • @Hayden-tp4cb
      @Hayden-tp4cb Рік тому +9

      Dude, I just pictured the Spartan 2s talking to the Spartan 3s like this

    • @recklesssquirel5962
      @recklesssquirel5962 Рік тому +2

      @@Hayden-tp4cb oh my god that's very plausible. Because the 3s were also taken as children but they had a very limited budget. The 4s are all adult volunteers.

    • @melkor6567
      @melkor6567 Рік тому +1

      Especially since he was robbed of it

  • @legendaryfrolox6285
    @legendaryfrolox6285 Рік тому +258

    Bro this actually got me through my job interview.
    Master chief is never wrong

    • @Corax186
      @Corax186 Рік тому +14

      Congrats! What's the job, if I may ask?

    • @halomika4973
      @halomika4973 Рік тому +15

      You go, man!

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 Рік тому +20

      @@Corax186 it was a job at this nice restaurant called bubba's 33 and the people are actually quite nice there

    • @legendaryfrolox6285
      @legendaryfrolox6285 Рік тому +21

      @@Corax186 first job too so it was trouble for me due to my anxiety and all and I get 11$ an hour

    • @Bewildered-monkey
      @Bewildered-monkey Рік тому +12

      @@legendaryfrolox6285 way to go man

  • @hanks_2210
    @hanks_2210 Рік тому +43

    I imagine holding a magnum during the interview greatly influences your interview results

  • @bobbydaboy9798
    @bobbydaboy9798 Рік тому +321

    This content is absolutely mindblowing. It's hilarious and stacked full of random halo references and at the same time, somehow, incredibly wholesome with a authenticity that relates to so many of us. I'm calling it. This channel is going to explode. Well, it better.

    • @drakispain2213
      @drakispain2213 Рік тому +6

      This channel is gonna blow up like a covenant super carrier in orbit over reach with an overloaded slipspace drive hand detonated by big bro jorge. (bless up for my homie, the realist man on reach)

    • @MovieMaker1040
      @MovieMaker1040 Рік тому +3

      The AI that works together to generate the images, write the script to not only make sense, but sound actually human in nature, and blend the voice acting to the computer voice that it can almost pass for the real person... is absolutely astounding at this day and age of tech. This technology is incredible and will revolutionize the world coming soon.

    • @thisplatformsucks
      @thisplatformsucks Рік тому +2

      For the record, they aren't really Halo references at all. Just saying "just like we do in Halo" every few sentences doesn't count as a reference. It requires no knowledge of the franchise whatsoever- if you kept this exact script but swapped instances of Halo with Call of Duty, it would still make sense because it's so nonspecific.
      It's cool to hear Chief's voice read a silly script, but let's calm down a little. Mind-blowing this ain't.

    • @KainRazielMT
      @KainRazielMT Рік тому +1

      @@thisplatformsucks When the youtube comments are so shallow in current year that they might as well be AI generated themselves (and they might be).

    • @thisplatformsucks
      @thisplatformsucks Рік тому +1

      @@KainRazielMT My god, they've infiltrated the comments and I didn't even realise...

  • @_sneaky_evo_
    @_sneaky_evo_ Рік тому +300

    I’m literally applying for my first job and I see this uploaded. Thx chief

    • @levi-stopmotion1148
      @levi-stopmotion1148 Рік тому +20

      I'm gonna be applying for my first job also in about a year I'm already thinking Abt it. Lol so I saved this video. Hope it goes well btw.

    • @drakispain2213
      @drakispain2213 Рік тому +19

      Hey i got an interview in about 14 hours myself! Good luck spartans, rock on! 🤘
      Edit: I GOT THE JOB! LET'S GO!

    • @legs-sama8116
      @legs-sama8116 Рік тому +6

      @@drakispain2213 same here wish all of ya'll luck

    • @drakispain2213
      @drakispain2213 Рік тому +3

      @@legs-sama8116 best of luck brother, you're gonna crush it!

    • @batsy2488
      @batsy2488 Рік тому +3

      Good luck man!

  • @halo3boy1
    @halo3boy1 Рік тому +25

    it always feels like the interview is harder than what the job really is

  • @Govgrav506
    @Govgrav506 Рік тому +77

    Just saw the taxes one... I had to sub. This content is original and must not go un-noticed

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Рік тому +159

    Alot of employers these days (at least ones for jobs that dont require a degree or special certification beforehand) will take literally *anybody* that can be responsible enough to take the job seriously. As long as youre not hooked on drugs, will take the effort to look nice, and are very eager to learn on site, then you can get virtually any job you want. Some jobs, for example the trucking industry, will provide you the training you need to learn anything in your job field. Cause let me tell ya, the world right now needs more electricians, and plumbers, and mechanics, and welders, and anything else in the Trades.

    • @jahronwilliams5003
      @jahronwilliams5003 Рік тому +16

      I can vouch for this at least a little bit. I was applying to some jobs that are above my experience, kind of as a joke to see what would happen. All of them called me back…I did interviews for all of them, now I have 6 job offers. I don’t know the first thing about accounting but now I have to walk the walk. Hopefully master chief teaches us how to operate Accounts payable/receiveable

    • @AJ-pc9gu
      @AJ-pc9gu Рік тому +8

      fair enough. I'd say in software development its kinda the opposite, done 3 this week and they're all too technical to waffle through.

    • @tville4358
      @tville4358 Рік тому +1

      You wrong about the drug part tho. Almost every manager I knew was coked out 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil Рік тому +5

      @@tville4358 managers are an exception, as theyre required to be easily-angered hardasses about their position 💀💀

    • @_Devil
      @_Devil Рік тому +2

      @@AJ-pc9gu yeah for any kind of software engineering or development, i would recommend someone have a strong grasp on coding first before attempting to apply for a job in that field.

  • @dakimbler4971
    @dakimbler4971 Рік тому +16

    I have been struggling with how to act in interviews since high school. Thank you so much for the advice Master Chief.

  • @lulumach768
    @lulumach768 Рік тому +28

    Imagine if next up this man makes another video that goes like this:
    "Optimus Prime teaches you how to play basketball"

  • @somedude5518
    @somedude5518 Рік тому +1

    Thank sir.
    Now I’m *forklift certified*

  • @epicninjacakez6716
    @epicninjacakez6716 Рік тому +7

    Man, I interviewed just 2 days ago for my first ever job. Kinda wish I had seen this before I went in, but I'll be a dishwasher for a catering service. $18 usd an hour. I'm so excited to go in for my first day soon

  • @argentdnur5640
    @argentdnur5640 Рік тому +13

    Master Chief has 6 fingers on his hand
    but who knew a spartan could be this good at helping with job interviews

  • @gelky3940
    @gelky3940 Рік тому +6

    Master chief is the dad we never had

  • @drakispain2213
    @drakispain2213 Рік тому +126

    Thanks chief, I actually have a job interview in 14 hours and 11 minutes, time to rock and roll! 🤘
    Edit: I GOT THE JOB! LET'S GO!

    • @Corax186
      @Corax186 Рік тому +3

      Make sure to listen to the Mjolnir Mix beforehand, you'll be unstoppable :D

    • @drakispain2213
      @drakispain2213 Рік тому +3

      @@Corax186 thank you, will do!

    • @halomika4973
      @halomika4973 Рік тому +3

      Good luck, my friend! I hope evwrything goes well.

    • @drakispain2213
      @drakispain2213 Рік тому

      @@halomika4973 much appreciated brother! 🤘

    • @radiobehemoth9334
      @radiobehemoth9334 Рік тому +3

      LET'S FUCKIGN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @Simonious_Monk
    @Simonious_Monk Рік тому

    This should be a sitcom

  • @GenderlessFurry_They-Them
    @GenderlessFurry_They-Them 10 місяців тому

    LMFAO NOT MASTER CHIEF BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL WITH THE "LIKE IN THE HALO SERIES" PART

  • @Darkvortex11
    @Darkvortex11 Рік тому +2

    I love wholesome Chief haha.

  • @jacobwendt118
    @jacobwendt118 Рік тому +2

    This is too wholesome

  • @marcoscastro1895
    @marcoscastro1895 Рік тому +1

    Thank you master chief I thought all you knew was being a soldier but it turns out you know alot more than that

  • @lucaswoods1155
    @lucaswoods1155 Рік тому +1

    Attends job interview strapped (literally open carrying a handgun)😂😂😂

  • @primalchaotix3715
    @primalchaotix3715 Рік тому +21

    For my job interview I went to the warehouse I was gonna work at and so I sit down and he tells me everything about the job and the rules, then he asks me if I have questions about anything and that’s it. Never really had to answer any questions besides confirming the paperwork

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari Рік тому +1

      Probably because you've never applied to a high quality job.

  • @Emrald79
    @Emrald79 Рік тому +1

    I fucking love these.

  • @flavourruling2162
    @flavourruling2162 Рік тому +1

    I’ve got an interview at a car wash in a couple days so this helps much to focus

  • @Zombine2514
    @Zombine2514 Рік тому +4

    These helped more than what my parents have told me

  • @BroTatoRex
    @BroTatoRex Рік тому +2

    I've got an interview tomorrow and this has been nothing short of a great help.

    • @batsy2488
      @batsy2488 Рік тому

      How did it go??

    • @BroTatoRex
      @BroTatoRex Рік тому +1

      @@batsy2488 It was a secondary interview with seniority for a management position and received positive reviews. I should be hearing back today or tomorrow. I also had an interview for another company that went so well I got this ladies' personal number despite having professional contact information.

    • @exursix
      @exursix Рік тому

      ​@@BroTatoRex you got a lady's number??? holy shit dude youre winning

  • @codrelentlessone6508
    @codrelentlessone6508 Рік тому

    He said relentless 😂

  • @theoneandonlyjim902
    @theoneandonlyjim902 Рік тому

    Master Chief is basically my father. This isn't a great life, however it is a life worth living.

  • @gknighton6040
    @gknighton6040 Рік тому +6

    Got an interview tomorrow. Wish me Luck Master Chief. 🙏

  • @brendonlopez7431
    @brendonlopez7431 Рік тому +2

    Bless you for doing all this.

  • @tacticalthicness2871
    @tacticalthicness2871 Рік тому +6

    This is honestly good advice.

  • @MistahLogi
    @MistahLogi Рік тому +1

    I honestly think John without the helmet looks like Jocko Willink.

  • @StevenOBrien
    @StevenOBrien Рік тому +6

    I can't believe this worked. I took a pistol to the interview like master chief did, and was asked to leave. But then, I took his advice, refused to take no for an answer, keeping eye contact at all times, and they were so impressed that they gave me all of the money in their safe, and I didn't have to do any work. Overall, great video.

  • @MyraFoong666
    @MyraFoong666 Рік тому

    Thanks Chief.

  • @ggzz8845
    @ggzz8845 Рік тому +2

    I did not know I needed this until I saw this

  • @adekunleolanlege1539
    @adekunleolanlege1539 Рік тому

    Thanks, Chief

  • @brianrosie1762
    @brianrosie1762 10 місяців тому

    Thats really REALLY good

  • @ElPooch20
    @ElPooch20 Рік тому +4

    Thank you Master Chief, very cool

  • @Supershade9421
    @Supershade9421 Рік тому +1

    I have 2 interviews this week. Thanks cheif

  • @UnfortunateSon32
    @UnfortunateSon32 Рік тому +1

    "Why do you want to work here?"
    "Money and bills"

  • @snakeblakegaming
    @snakeblakegaming Рік тому +4

    Perfect timing!!! I’m about to do an interview and was hoping there was a chief video to help

    • @snakeblakegaming
      @snakeblakegaming Рік тому +2

      I got the job

    • @PenguinPlacenta
      @PenguinPlacenta Рік тому +1

      This legit happened to me as I was about to put up a vid while I washed dishes and chief came up on my feed with a video of washing dishes

  • @mocerlaalacbaino
    @mocerlaalacbaino Рік тому +3

    I thank you from my deepest heart for making these videos.

  • @Ntx_MrE
    @Ntx_MrE Рік тому

    Master chief doing the sunscreen song / graduation speech?!

  • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
    @DavidMartinez-ce3lp Рік тому +1

    This is amazing!

  • @matthewhobizal9735
    @matthewhobizal9735 Рік тому +2

    I love this series

  • @Mr_Feller
    @Mr_Feller Рік тому +7

    There’s got to be some reverse-isekai we can muster together out of all these self help allegories. This shit is too entertaining, funny, and useful all at once not to be serialized into a proper narrative.

  • @gowtham8909
    @gowtham8909 Рік тому +2

    would be great if MasterCheif helps me write a college essay or help me get into a college

  • @c0smosus
    @c0smosus Рік тому +7

    i know this is basically 100% ai, but i still love it

    • @ag3ntgt
      @ag3ntgt Рік тому +5

      Robots helping humans for once, who has thought?

  • @frankjohnson3338
    @frankjohnson3338 Рік тому +5

    Can someone make one where he’s helping me get ready for a run?

  • @lastshot856
    @lastshot856 Рік тому +1

    this is like a series at this point but educational

  • @morrisfarrow1848
    @morrisfarrow1848 Рік тому +2

    (title suggestion [I see you've touched the topic but...])Ask Master Chief this: How To Conquer Depression/Hopelessness/Despair

  • @FallingStars-h9b
    @FallingStars-h9b Рік тому +2

    I’d like some future videos with Optimus Prime talking to us. He is the ultimate life coach, Master Chief is second best, really good, but he’s no Prime.

  • @jakespalt
    @jakespalt Рік тому

    I coulda used this like 10 years ago but hell yeah

  • @StepCrow
    @StepCrow Рік тому +1

    Thanks chief, I got the job!

  • @donnelleraeburn9207
    @donnelleraeburn9207 Рік тому

    master chief teach me how to become a good hitman for hire

  • @anti.com_john
    @anti.com_john Рік тому +19

    Chief should give advice on p*rn addiction. Many young men today are addicted to it and avoid looking for real women.

  • @charmeleon3680
    @charmeleon3680 Рік тому

    I crushed mine! Ready for the summer

  • @mikintana
    @mikintana Рік тому +1

    Next up, Optimus Prime teaches you how to wash your hair

  • @cbaker8424
    @cbaker8424 Рік тому

    Warmed up with this 10 minutes before my job interview. Chief has not let me down ever in my life, even in real life

  • @Kyle_Schaff
    @Kyle_Schaff Рік тому +1

    I’m not gonna watch this. I’m gonna save it

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff Рік тому

      It’s 10 minutes before the interview. Thanks for the words of wisdom, Chief

  • @sneedmando186
    @sneedmando186 Рік тому +4

    “Listen up!
    Back in my day, we didn't have *fancy Smart Phones!* We had *PC’S!* Two PC’s and a *PRINTER for the entire platoon! And we had to SHARE THE PRINTER!* You should consider yourself very lucky marines! “
    For whoever needs to hear it
    Seriously, keep hope, keep learning, keep trying. Failure is high stakes training. Finish the fight ❤

  • @Fugitive685
    @Fugitive685 Рік тому +1

    Thank you chief. Now I can work at McDonald's

  • @DaFriggenBat
    @DaFriggenBat Рік тому

    I love how he references "The Halo series".

  • @user-um1np8fx3j
    @user-um1np8fx3j Рік тому

    bro im literally going for my first job rn

  • @julianesquivel4060
    @julianesquivel4060 Рік тому

    Dude I need this 6 hours ago

  • @cobbyboi2646
    @cobbyboi2646 Рік тому

    I just realized all these videos were made with different ai’s

  • @thrift272
    @thrift272 Рік тому +1

    can master chief teach us how to apply for college?

  • @gorillabbq4811
    @gorillabbq4811 Рік тому

    What the fuck is this channel? I don't get why they did this but I love it.

  • @ChaseBeyond
    @ChaseBeyond Рік тому +1

    This is the modern day equivalent to when G.I Joe informed you not to do drugs in the 80s

  • @TestTest-jc7iz
    @TestTest-jc7iz 10 місяців тому

    I have a Job interview in 20 mins... watching this to calm down.
    Update: Not a perfect execution, but i got the Job.

  • @ShinziiArt
    @ShinziiArt Рік тому

    Thanks chief

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 Рік тому

    👍Yes!

  • @DM-of7ys
    @DM-of7ys Рік тому

    I literally just aced my job interview today thanks to this. I love u man 😂❤

  • @thebigboi8111
    @thebigboi8111 Рік тому +2

    He has 6 fingers on his left hand.

    • @TheDragonSeer
      @TheDragonSeer Рік тому

      AI struggles with hands like the rest of us.

  • @thewiseoldfox
    @thewiseoldfox Рік тому +2

    This thumbnail is so uncanny...

  • @AdamTheJaggi
    @AdamTheJaggi Рік тому

    I want MC to teach me how to properly jelq

  • @natesturm448
    @natesturm448 Рік тому

    A friend I made while in the Army is now a drill sergeant, and will play these motivationals to teach trainees. Shit works yo.

  • @xXBananaGodXx
    @xXBananaGodXx Рік тому

    Had to sub 😂

  • @cameraguyclyde3089
    @cameraguyclyde3089 Рік тому

    Advice about job interviews from a guy who got his job by getting kidnapped by the government as a child, replaced by a clone. And groomed to fight overtaxed space farmers?
    Bit sus
    💀

  • @Like_a_Tiger.dr0p
    @Like_a_Tiger.dr0p Рік тому

    That must be the reason why he is still got pay after sleep on duty

  • @theunderdog9353
    @theunderdog9353 Рік тому

    I know this is made with AI voice generation, but which one exactly and where can I get it?

  • @desuite2413
    @desuite2413 Рік тому

    Just dress like Saul goodman

  • @friendedtreefilms
    @friendedtreefilms Рік тому

    I have an interview in a couple hours and saw this video, HAD to click

  • @biinerfiiner
    @biinerfiiner Рік тому

    why it always give him 6 fingers?

  • @arcblooper2699
    @arcblooper2699 Рік тому

    Why would I take this advice? Man’s never had a job interview in his life

  • @Krystal_kevin
    @Krystal_kevin Рік тому

    I’m about to head to my job interview now, master chief give me strength and courage 🤵‍♂️🙏 wish me luck bois

  • @ltsmum3316
    @ltsmum3316 Рік тому

    Kinda reminds me of Jocko.

  • @joecasey581
    @joecasey581 Рік тому

    Interview is tomorrow morning, Ill tell you how it goes.

  • @nonya3126
    @nonya3126 Рік тому

    first view. Awesome.
    I am needing to join a union to get a journey man license.
    This will help

  • @mariechristinedrillien1960
    @mariechristinedrillien1960 11 місяців тому

    💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

  • @SpookySpoof
    @SpookySpoof Рік тому

    Master chief I will get this job sir 🫡

  • @hikari1690
    @hikari1690 Рік тому

    But I never won a match of halo before 🥲