EU4 A to Z - The WORST RNG I've EVER Had In EU4

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  • @TheRedHawk
    @TheRedHawk  Рік тому +45

    What should I do as Kilwa next time? Leave a comment here and join The Discord to chat with me and get the save-game if you're a UA-cam Member: discord.gg/ksDjjUhKHd
    Check out more A to Z here: ua-cam.com/play/PLsO8A6cTBgguikj9y8lUVsz_P7pz3Pluj.html

    • @JetFuelSE
      @JetFuelSE Рік тому +17

      All coastal provinces in Africa, as Kilwa tends to be quite L O N G

    • @goawayrayy
      @goawayrayy Рік тому +11

      Maybe you can get the achievement, that will sure be fun ;)

    • @94sjolander
      @94sjolander Рік тому +7

      Queen of Mercury achievement!

    • @wadeab
      @wadeab Рік тому +1

      As Kilwa, Kill Awa

    • @LegateLynx
      @LegateLynx Рік тому +5

      I can’t wait till you get to Zulu. You should use the method Ludi shows to get them in the 1460’s. Then conquer the horn, Arabia, and rebel convert to Zoro

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore Рік тому +192

    OMG! I was cracking up on the Guinness thing. “I should just play Cities Skylines.” 😂

  • @SereglothIV
    @SereglothIV Рік тому +53

    I like such bizzare goals. The reason I started watching your A to Z campaigns was just because of that. They weren't regular campaigns, but something one wouldn't normally do.

  • @GoldShockAttack
    @GoldShockAttack Рік тому +103

    This is one of my favorite A-Z episodes, the bad luck with England led to a tense war that felt surprisingly historical and the goal was an interesting one too.

  • @bigdonnie2726
    @bigdonnie2726 Рік тому +264

    close up hawk intro has me actin up

  • @DonPedroman
    @DonPedroman Рік тому +44

    Funny random facts: the FitzGerald family moved to Spain after England converted to protestantism and various rebellions failed to install a catholic state in Ireland, all of those with spanish support, the family ende becoming a millitary noble family in Spain and even in EU4 you can get general and admirals as Spain whose surname is FitzGerald

  • @swc14
    @swc14 Рік тому +304

    You forgot the island of Fernando Po, which is owned by Equatorial Guinea and is where their capital, Malabo, is located
    Edit: Appears you also missed some islands owned by Papua New Guinea (New Britain, New Ireland, and Bougainville)

    • @paulstruber2808
      @paulstruber2808 Рік тому +54

      Also "New Guinea" referes to the whole island, not only to the part, which is under control of Papua New Guinea. The western part of the island is calles "Western New Guinea" and is part of Indonesia. The islands New Britain, New Ireland and Bougainville are not part of the island of New Guinea, but are part of the nation of Papua New Guinea.

    • @TheRusty
      @TheRusty Рік тому +32

      Also there's French Guinea and Guyana over in South America

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 Рік тому +17

      @@TheRusty guyana doesnt count i think

    • @alltheclovers266
      @alltheclovers266 Рік тому +18

      It's a tragedy that he missed out on Irish New Ireland

    • @heisenstein6392
      @heisenstein6392 Рік тому +10

      Hey man, I think he went thru enuf on this video and did a good job. Missing an island or 2 isn't really that big a deal, especially when it was fun to watch!

  • @BenjiroSensei
    @BenjiroSensei Рік тому +19

    Global Naval Engagement is like combat width for ships. It determines how many ships can actively participate in the battle from your stack.

    • @NickSmith-fe7lp
      @NickSmith-fe7lp Рік тому +2

      This. It's also why admiral movement pips are really good cause they increase the engagement width as well

    • @felicityc
      @felicityc Рік тому

      @@NickSmith-fe7lp i learned this very well when i went into battle with a much superior force vs. a 5 maneuver admiral and got owned
      my admiral was good too but only 1 manuever

  • @Podzhagitel
    @Podzhagitel Рік тому +10

    26:17 did no one else notice France completely annihilating England?

  • @daithimcnally8212
    @daithimcnally8212 Рік тому +13

    My home!
    Should have uploaded on feb 6th Hawk, its St Brigids day, the saint of Kildare! :)

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 Рік тому +8

    Well it fits
    ...This challenge WOULD drive you to drink

  • @HitPay
    @HitPay Рік тому +8

    The reasoning for this challenge is beyond me but i love it great vid

    • @MrBrianofarrell
      @MrBrianofarrell Рік тому

      The spelling of Guinness is a bit like a plural of Guinnea, I believe was the joke.

  • @rontubman6953
    @rontubman6953 Рік тому +7

    As Kilwa, if you don't have it, do the Queen of Mercury Achievement where you need to own and core Zanzibar (birthplace of Freddie Mercury) and Thatta (bombay, which is where his parenst [IIRC] are from)

  • @illmaster
    @illmaster Рік тому +4

    Damn, that last part where France destroys Britain feels satisfying

  • @christianb1373
    @christianb1373 Рік тому +7

    Wa was the name China called Japan before they called themselves Nihon and Kilwa sounds like Kill-Wa so as Kilwa conquer Japan.

  • @TheSaoMagnifico
    @TheSaoMagnifico Рік тому +3

    It's a W for the goals but an L for abandoning France, the real MVP

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus Рік тому +5

    *happy Irish noises*
    Good job. It could have made sense to also conquer Nigeria as the largest Guinness brewery is located there.
    As for Kilwa, they are often the only African nation left after European colonialism, so consolidating East Africa and going to Europe could be fun.

  • @adrianjsf
    @adrianjsf Рік тому +9

    Naval Warfare can be really fun. Also naval+expansion has a really nice policy with a big liberty desire reduction, perfect for colonial or heavy subjects game

  • @anarchclown
    @anarchclown Рік тому +1

    Look at that chad France at the end having conquered all of England. *chuckles*

  • @marclefleur6158
    @marclefleur6158 Рік тому +2

    Nice game. Good work.I honestly thought that's what happens to me when I overestimate my powers in this still overwhelming game. That they'd all come at you at once and chop you up. Playing for Ireland (specially if England is strong and not destroyed by, say, losing the Hundred Years War or the Civil War) is very difficult precisely because you have to realise yourself differently. Colonization is one of the few options, though honestly if you're colonizing Southeast Asia (the Moluccas and those little islands in Indonesia) it's awfully annoying to micromanage. If you're colonizing North America, it's rather boring. Honestly, there's not much money in it either. The problem is if Spain is too powerful. That's why in my game for Ireland, I eventually took the Spanish down. Now they're happy to give me a couple of colonies they've been laboriously building up. So I improved my game by colonizing West Africa and then making vassals out of those tribes. Now I'm planning to turn it into the New Roman Empire.

  • @pinkm4tty176
    @pinkm4tty176 Рік тому +13

    As kilwa, form venezuela

  • @cianrowan8169
    @cianrowan8169 Рік тому +1

    Damn France just annihilated Britain at the end.

  • @cinnanyan
    @cinnanyan Рік тому +3

    Playing in East Africa is fun... so much gold to fund your expansion. And Kilwa has an Freddie Mercury-themed achievement to take Zanzibar and Thana.

  • @skyvuegen
    @skyvuegen Рік тому +30

    The island papua new guinnea is located on is called "new guinnea" so you shouldve taken the entire island and you also missed the island owned by equatorial guinnea

  • @qinntt
    @qinntt Рік тому +1

    I love how Peru wasn't even on the list of places guinea pigs live

  • @luizoctavio1701
    @luizoctavio1701 Рік тому +1

    Dude downsized his navy so hard his shirt lost color

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 Рік тому +1

    I for one love seeing ridiculous ideas like this taken seriously.

  • @asdffsasdffaa
    @asdffsasdffaa Рік тому +1

    Kilwa is pain. Even if you conquer the region, or even all of southern Africa, you're going to be broke, drowning in inflation, and with painful units that can't fight anything.
    Since it happens to have a mission tree related to Persia - apparently Kilwa was, mythically, founded by a Persian from Shiraz - maybe form Persia as Kilwa? I know it'll take a while, but it'll be way more fun than playing in continental Africa.

  • @nikolapapancev629
    @nikolapapancev629 Рік тому +12

    🙏pray for Red Hawk

  • @zujaayy799
    @zujaayy799 Рік тому +1

    Guinness is actually made of penguins, they boil them up and the white bits float to the top

  • @J4MICE
    @J4MICE Рік тому +2

    As someone from kildare, you're saying it correctly

  • @maximzaporojan6966
    @maximzaporojan6966 Рік тому +4

    You forgot about the province of Rabaul, which is part of Papua New Guinea

  • @FonikosGazmas
    @FonikosGazmas Рік тому +2

    1:05 Contemplating life choices XD

  • @francesco_boccardi
    @francesco_boccardi Рік тому +1

    as Kilwa, conquer Persia for historical reasons I can't be bothered explaining

  • @PersonOfTheInternet280
    @PersonOfTheInternet280 Рік тому +1

    Guinness had hugely successful marketing campaigns in Nigeria were it's now considered part of there nationality and culture.

  • @Draugtaur
    @Draugtaur Рік тому

    oh i like these ridiculous goals like "painting italy the colours of italian flag"

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 Рік тому +1

    my man is doing an irish challenge as a country that is an anglo-norman lordship
    its called an earldom for a reason

  • @arladys
    @arladys Рік тому

    Always a joy to see you finding new ways to keep the game fresh.

  • @asdffsasdffaa
    @asdffsasdffaa Рік тому +2

    The part from ~1:15 to ~1:50 where your head takes up half the screen is nice, but could we make it larger next time? And maybe swap the EU4 window to the bottom right small corner?

  • @jackconrad4814
    @jackconrad4814 Рік тому +1

    Yeah as Ireland if Meath doesn’t get released and you don’t get to Scotland before England does you’ll have a really hard time. It’s best to rush for Scotland as fast as possible

  • @hotman_pt_
    @hotman_pt_ Рік тому +1

    The island of Fernando po is also part of Equatorial Guinea

  • @CalDoggyDaddu
    @CalDoggyDaddu Рік тому +1

    French Guiana is sort of

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Рік тому +1

    I forgot Coastal Defense buildings existed in the game...

  • @thelastprussian6491
    @thelastprussian6491 Рік тому

    It is a guinnes world record for the most Guinne Jokes

  • @geors13
    @geors13 Рік тому

    Red hawk close up faccussy got me acting unwise

  • @aleksateodorovic3166
    @aleksateodorovic3166 Рік тому

    As Kilwa, earn the Queen Mercury achievement (own Thatta and Zanzibar) and convert to Zoroastrianism. For anyone who is wondering, Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian.

  • @xOdySx
    @xOdySx Рік тому +1

    France went rampant ;)

  • @ianspurrell4436
    @ianspurrell4436 Рік тому +1

    Please, at the start of the Kiliwa video, give a screenshot of what France takes from Great Britain... It so rare to so an AI occupy GB fully...

  • @WeeJinterz
    @WeeJinterz Рік тому +1

    As an Irish man, jesus that word association

  • @DD-nb9rn
    @DD-nb9rn Рік тому +1

    as Kilwa which is known for trading, conquer every center of trade bordering the indian ocean :)

  • @sergiedo4756
    @sergiedo4756 Рік тому

    I prefer this City's Skylines than the other one you recently played

  • @nevets2371
    @nevets2371 Рік тому

    You can check the specific makeup of other nations' fleets in the ledger.

  • @k.a.2253
    @k.a.2253 Рік тому +1

    Hawk, sorry to tell you but mission not done, that island next to a province named Cameroon is also part of Equatorial Guinea, actually their capital city is on that island 🤣

  • @JaanusKalde
    @JaanusKalde Рік тому

    This is the best intro ever. One like before the game is even unpaused.

  • @Masivigny
    @Masivigny Рік тому +2

    Ej Guinea-Bissau! My home country! Never ever gets mentioned, so I am taking this as a W!

  • @samiralatic1114
    @samiralatic1114 Рік тому

    dude i return to your channel and you shocked me,finally got that camera lol good work

  • @wiel5908
    @wiel5908 Рік тому +2

    a video using a wig would be based

  • @Dudeyo101
    @Dudeyo101 Рік тому +1

    Challeneg for kilwa; as kilwa, own all the cores of every country with ‘wa’in it’s name, like malwa or Norway. Bonus challenge own every tags cores with ‘wa’ In its name (inc releasable like wales)

  • @Gesusthebarbarian
    @Gesusthebarbarian Рік тому

    Guinness pigs? Sounds like a curse word

  • @jainabraina
    @jainabraina Рік тому

    Trying to fight big naval powers was so much easier once I learned naval rotations lol

  • @kkkkawan9915
    @kkkkawan9915 Рік тому

    By far the best episode in this series

  • @intigeral727
    @intigeral727 Рік тому

    As Kilwa, form Colonial Australia and have no other nations exist in the Australia or Oceania regions.

  • @SgtPeppr
    @SgtPeppr Рік тому

    7:11 The Auld Alliance, my Scottish brotherens ✊

  • @jamesnewman5204
    @jamesnewman5204 Рік тому +1

    This should totally be a real achievement in eu4!

  • @madddd1
    @madddd1 Рік тому

    Guinness bear made out of guinea pigs... Yep, makes sense to me, yep.

  • @carl4889
    @carl4889 Рік тому

    Kilwa? Time to suzerain two of each kind of city state.
    Wait, wrong game.

  • @MrBrianofarrell
    @MrBrianofarrell Рік тому

    Great pronunciation effort RedHawk

  • @TheSteve_1992
    @TheSteve_1992 Рік тому

    Another day, another video from the Bond villain. What did you do to him? Haven't heard any news regarding 007 for over a year

  • @adryan8575
    @adryan8575 Рік тому

    As Kilwa become the "Golden Empire" by taking all gold mines in Africa

  • @BiteBolt_77
    @BiteBolt_77 Рік тому +1

    Goal failed you didn't colonize the island that is owned by Equatorial Guinea.

  • @tucadjmondracy3126
    @tucadjmondracy3126 Рік тому

    Idea for the Ming Episode:
    The challenge of the 3 Emperors
    Have the Mandate of Heaven
    Be HRE Emperor
    Conquer the Territory of the Roman Empire during it's greatest Extend

  • @NP3GA
    @NP3GA Рік тому +1

    Since natives of meso/south America take the government of a coloniser that they border it is possible to get some of the unique governments like Norwegian monarchy and Kalmar union?

  • @chikinkieven8817
    @chikinkieven8817 Рік тому

    Don't worry man I'm from Kildare no one really minds about pronouncing things wrong, great to see a campaign in Kildare funny idea for a video.

  • @Mad-Cat_Dan
    @Mad-Cat_Dan Рік тому

    As Kilwa conquer Oman's cores and convert all your provinces to Ibadi

  • @amilavxilmen5632
    @amilavxilmen5632 Рік тому

    I don't think you could make it without Naval & Maritime

  • @PatteeTV
    @PatteeTV Рік тому +1

    I think after one of the recent updates it became much harder to do an ireland game, i used to not have much trouble but i tried to do one recently and it went similar to your game and was way harder to beat up england than it was previously, so it might not be just the RNG and bad luck i think it could be harder now

  • @loweyin-seng8275
    @loweyin-seng8275 Рік тому

    no worry hawk u literally pronounced every chinese name terribly in the manchu guide and me a chinese still loves u!

  • @henryglennon3864
    @henryglennon3864 Рік тому +1

    An Eu4 youtuber pronounced an Irish place name correctly (enough)! [Confetti]

  • @kesorangutan6170
    @kesorangutan6170 Рік тому

    You should get a "treaty port(basically a coastal province that belongs to trade company)" in China as Kilwa. Why? Well chinese explorer Zheng He went to many east african states and asked tributes for Yuan dynasty. Getting a treaty port in china would be the reverse of that.

  • @DethmourneSilvermane
    @DethmourneSilvermane Рік тому

    I think I would've taken Expansion second and just hoped to take on England later in the run.

  • @nameplusnumbers5593
    @nameplusnumbers5593 Рік тому

    You kinda dropped the ball on New Guinea

  • @drchaos2000
    @drchaos2000 Рік тому

    iceland iceland iceland... we want iceland game

  • @159Revan
    @159Revan Рік тому

    Very interesting campaign. Loved it!

  • @fevalery
    @fevalery Рік тому

    That was the best intro ever!!!

  • @rstous7691
    @rstous7691 Рік тому

    Watching from Papua New Guinea, I can confirm we make Guinness out of guinea pigs

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Рік тому

    Which Munster is the cheese? Germany or Ireland?

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 Рік тому

    As Kilwa, conquer Omans colonial empire, basically Kilwa, Oman, Baluchistan. Or conquer the whole coast of Africa

  • @ericfreitag8967
    @ericfreitag8967 Рік тому

    What is the mod that adds the continental shelf? It looks amazing!

  • @BrianS1981
    @BrianS1981 Рік тому +1

    You got Kildare right.

  • @adrianjsf
    @adrianjsf Рік тому +1

    Kilawa is a really funny nation to go colonial. Colonial nations in Africa are rare but having 2 colonial games in a row maybe is a bit to much.
    Instead I propose been an Easter plutocracy have most of the costal centers of trade in India and in kilwa home region and having a trade post there for maximum trade income.

  • @Matty__niice
    @Matty__niice Рік тому

    Praying hands emoji

  • @miquelvegamolina9032
    @miquelvegamolina9032 Рік тому +3

  • @piotrsmiech6607
    @piotrsmiech6607 Рік тому

    Funny thing, I live in coounty Kildare 10 years already 😂 And yes, you say it properly, in English

  • @NicoVolcic
    @NicoVolcic Рік тому +1

    You wasnt so bothered with pronunciation with your "Beluzeero" (bélo-ózero)
    exciting vid as always, anyways

  • @kesorangutan6170
    @kesorangutan6170 Рік тому

    This was incomplete because you forgot Guyana which is another Guinea. Try this challenge again if you play another irish minor :D

  • @douglasgriffin694
    @douglasgriffin694 Рік тому

    Can you conquer all of Africa as Kilwa?

  • @Aquaria942
    @Aquaria942 Рік тому +4

    Are you going to try the EU4 expanded mod? It just updated and seems to have a lot of really cool stuff added

  • @ashtonjohnston7314
    @ashtonjohnston7314 Рік тому

    Kilwa with no DLC

  • @twocows360
    @twocows360 Рік тому +2

    (19:00) L
    😊

  • @lessthanonegaming
    @lessthanonegaming Рік тому

    Worst rng ever? More like a normal game for me.