@@sheepneedsleep5266 Because people don't feel the need to leave pointless replies, when they like a comment they press like and move on. And yes I know I'm 3 years late.
now whenever i see Willem Dafoe in a movie me and my friend say "TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THIS CITY (name of other character in the movie), OR WE CAN FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" it was kind of inappropriate when we watched Mississippi Burning in history class.
Well honestly, you can never tell with the internet. Because you're either an idiot or a sarcastic person. So don't blame me for not knowing, dunkey has some dumb fans so I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know some things. But I suspected them being sarcastic anyways lol.
There are some cases where it's easy to tell whether someone is sarcastic or not, you're right. But not *always*. In real life, to detect sarcasm you really have to hear it in their tone of voice or view their facial expression. So it's always easy then. Then again, on the web, I have been "trolled" waaaaaaaay too many times, there have been times where someone asks a dumb question and I take it as a sarcastic comment. And they were actually being serious and got super angry at me. So I don't know man, it's not 'fuckin easy' to tell. It's actually pretty hard. But hey, it's just my opinion and my experiences. It may not be the same for you but don't call me out and make it seem like I'm the dumb one here.
It wasn't random, there was a controversy that Ellie from The last of us looked alike Ellen Page and even she noticed that and I think they changed Ellie or idk
@@FrankDickerstein They are walking forevermore through time eternal, always aspiring to come back to this masterpiece. Always coming back, never arriving. Locked in a timeless struggle for the good of our souls. 'Tis what they promised humanity.
From time to time I come back to this video just to hear the green goblin quote. Then I stay for the whole video 😂 One of my favourite videos on UA-cam.
At 2:49 I started laughing at her conversation with her spirit dude, and then it got even funnier once I realized someone had actually written that dialogue.
You can go watch Nerdcubed's video about it. The game was a trainwreck and theyre making youtubers take down videos about the game that slander it at all (all of them).
Jaime Cohen can you link the vid? you know since its possible now and even though I hate the comment section and the google+ bullshit, I may as well just dive right in cause I can't quit youtube even though its ass
dammit there used to be annotations that were straight comedy gold when Jodie was arguing with Aiden, anybody remember what they were? The first one was something like 'Ogres are like layers'
Lmfao, I knew to expect something along the lines of this context from dunkey but this I didn't expect at this magnitude of hilariousness, dunkey your awesome, so glad I found you to subscribe ^_^
You know over the past 4 years I have come back to this video time and time again. I quote it a few times a week, sometimes to people who don't even know of the video. A really solid performance from the dunk throughout, the punch out wii theme segment always gets me. I love the callbacks I see to this video in his new videos too. Ruling the city with spiderman? A MASTAPIECE. I can't wait for the sequel 2Batman2Beyond: Tokyo drift that I've been hearing so much about. Overall I give this video 5 out of 5 pizza slices
I like how at the end, the game just assumes you're gonna do the thing and starts the duck animation and then just goes "wtf no he sucks get back to the one where she hits her head on thing"
2:19 There are pictures of her in the shower scene on rule34 from in-game. Someone figured out that you could free-roam with the camera with a PS3 development kit and took a "few" pictures.
"It was wrong for me to doubt the white man, here eat my barn."
A true Shakespeare in the making
I gave you the one thousandth like, my depression has been cured temporarily 😁
this is top 5 dunkey quotes of all time. he even laughs at the end
“For luck.”
I am surprised cancel culture hasn't caught up to dunkey yet. Risky choice here, that Native American accent..
@@advance512 I think it's tried, and failed. Dunkey simply doesn't give a shit.
Dunkey should just start voice acting. That Green Goblin bit was top notch.
Ω top notch writing rite there
OR WE CAN JUST
EAT
CHEET-O'S
I agree.
I never realized for a long time that the joke was that guy in the game was voiced by Green Goblin
I thought about this today.
"Beyond: Two Souls" is the touching and tragic tale of a ghost's lifetime journey of stopping his sister from getting laid.
Considering Aiden saves her from two attempted sexual assaults, you are correct in the worst possible way.
@@sacrecharlemagne2262 oh wow what a great and empowering story
@@Masterdesstruct I love the story of the head ghost stopping sexual assault, very realistic and symbolic
@@indianaliam1 Man if it weren't for ghosts stopping me from making the wrong choices I don't know where I would even be in life today.
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 Where the fuck has my head ghost been then? He's been sleeping on the job for sixteen whole ass years
"eat my barn for luck"
DaCanary *_Y U M M Y_*
I want a live action documentary style clip of an old Navajo man saying that and gesturing towards the barn behind him
Why does this only have 2 replies but 1,400 likes DEMONS ARE AFFOOT
@@sheepneedsleep5266 Because people don't feel the need to leave pointless replies, when they like a comment they press like and move on.
And yes I know I'm 3 years late.
"eat my barn for luck" gets me every time
Same xd
Leo Vader xDDD
+Leo Vader Have you ever tried this as a pickup line? Might bring home the Charlies, if you catch my drift.
+Leo Vader In Scandinavia, "barn" means children xD
I come to this video specifically for this quote.
now whenever i see Willem Dafoe in a movie me and my friend say "TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THIS CITY (name of other character in the movie), OR WE CAN FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" it was kind of inappropriate when we watched Mississippi Burning in history class.
XD
Ian Marosi During American Psycho, " you and i can rule this city Bateman"
WELL THEN JODIE, ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT
TOGETHER YOU AND I CAN RULE THIS CITY, NEO- I MEAN, TED- I MEAN, JOHN WICK! WE CAN TAKE DOWN THE MAFIA, AND GET YOU A NEW PUPPY!
Ian Marosi with Dafoe you can buy more bullets
haha completely forgot i was watching a dunkey video for a minute and when he started speaking really caught me off guard
same
Was drinking juice; almost choked
RedRussianPedro first thing you hear is "WE CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDER MAN"
Same here but i was taking a sip of hot coffee at that moment 😑
ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDER-MAN!
Take this like for that ending
Allora non sono l'unico a vedere i vecchi video di Dunkey!
+ThePruld Eheheey Pruld, i love your videos man!
+ThePruld So good. But damn, I was expecting the "face of approval" from the coach right after hah.
Jacopo Barberis For he has become weak, like the Old Demon King, giving up before the end of the fight.
Whoa, ThePruld what are doing here?
"Why is the entire game in this aspect ratio? Is it meant to be played at a movie theater?"
Wait, this wasn't a movie?
It's a game xD
***** i guess you dont know sarcasm
Well honestly, you can never tell with the internet. Because you're either an idiot or a sarcastic person. So don't blame me for not knowing, dunkey has some dumb fans so I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know some things. But I suspected them being sarcastic anyways lol.
***** It's pretty fuckin easy to tell if someone's being sarcastic or not, even on the internet.
There are some cases where it's easy to tell whether someone is sarcastic or not, you're right. But not *always*. In real life, to detect sarcasm you really have to hear it in their tone of voice or view their facial expression. So it's always easy then.
Then again, on the web, I have been "trolled" waaaaaaaay too many times, there have been times where someone asks a dumb question and I take it as a sarcastic comment. And they were actually being serious and got super angry at me. So I don't know man, it's not 'fuckin easy' to tell. It's actually pretty hard. But hey, it's just my opinion and my experiences. It may not be the same for you but don't call me out and make it seem like I'm the dumb one here.
WHO'S WORKING THE DAMN CAMERA ANGLES!?!
White man cannot work camera angles.
Good one fucko
Aneeta sarkeesian
JUST ZOOM OUT
Lmaoo
i fuckin lost it when she uncorked the wine and the enlightening music came on
Solve your problems with wine
Who keeps their hair in a ponytail when taking a shower?
+EpicBeard815: People aware they're still being watched.
+Anax ofRhodes You saw nothing.
+EpicBeard815 People with really fancy hair physics that the studio REALLY didn't wanna have to do twice.
+Kira Reilly White people. They have become weak
+Nickonthepc What, mate?
i love the way her trainer nods each time ahah
superfreegoat innit hahaha
The Face Was Fantastically Hilarious!
We trained her wrong, as a joke
his* Elliott Rodger is a man now.
@@kingdavid7516 the character in the game is still a girl
"He's gone, and now you can have me to your-fucking-self"
"Ogres are like layers"
10/10
When's the ogres bit?
@@jobansand used to be an annotation but those are gone now
@@MossyBDthere's an extension to restore YT annotations
love that random shot of ellie from the last of us.
It wasn't random, there was a controversy that Ellie from The last of us looked alike Ellen Page and even she noticed that and I think they changed Ellie or idk
@@deadgar69 I think he knew that. lol. He meant random as in it was unexpected.
@@deadgar69 ahhh so that's why she chopped her tits off lmao
@@sagereef he*
@@sagereef she did what?
Why is ellen page a stand user
ORAORAORAORA
WRYYYYYY
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
That would make her actually interesting!
she is weak. she can't control her stand.
that last of us clip lol
Wait what?
Oh... fuck... I've watched this like video like 20 times and srsly thought that it was from B:TS :P
wtf
yall do know its not juno who plays the little girl in the last of us right? wiki that shit
+Jack Off same actress in both games
0:54 scared the ever living crap out of me
That poor horse looks like a burn victim
The horse reminded me of Hitler for some reason.. It has to be the hair..
omg i wasn't the only one xD
SHAUN!! SHAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!
JAAYYY-SUUHHHNNNN! JAY-SUHN!
JAAAAYYYSHAUNN JAYYSHAUN!
Shrek SHREEEEEEEEEK
OH MY GOOOD!
Is that a heavy rain reference I see?
"Eat my barn for luck", gets me errytime.
Sorry for the late reply
"In the next youtube update you have to solve 8 puzzles to post a comment" - Dunkey, 2013
Hmm.. True story bro :)
3:31 Close your eyes and think of Dunkey's face
my sides, hahaha
:3 cute
You saw nothing!
definitely blacc
Watching Elliot Page
I always come back to this video to hear "ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDERMAN OR WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH"
“ME AND YOU COULD KILL THIS WOMAN SPIDAMAN, OR WE CAN JUST EAT CHEETOS!!”
I think the first scene of this video is the longest a dunkey video has ever gone without his voice/jokes. Oh wait, the joke was the game...
+Mormaxim TheKingslayer watch the peaceful fish video he has, he doesn't even talk
+Mormaxim TheKingslayer the joke is your icon
Mediocre Will Hunting you expected a joke, but it was Dio all along.
+Mormaxim TheKingslayer You thought this was a comment about the video,
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
+Mormaxim TheKingslayer that particular scene was really kinda sad actually. It's just a shame it wasn't a movie instead of a damn game.
"White men cannot play trambone, for they have become weak. Like de hawk, peeing under horizon..." - Dunkey - 2013
I got Juno kitchen products being advertised while watching this...
Priceless.
+lcjr haha! me too
Didn't know Last of Us 2 was already out
it will come soon
Oof!
Yes I played it. I was playing this game again
so... the new one... is the last of us 3?
dat red dead redemption reference
glorious.
*****
That was one of the best parts of Red Dead.
*****
gives me dem feels
again and again
+Mister Bones Realtalk; The gameplay of Red dead was fucking boring
i was searching for this comment
Juno 2: Batman Beyond - Return of Green Goblin
- Revenge of the Sith - The Last Crusade - and Knuckles featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series. Coming soon to a theater near New Jersey.
Games real name?
JacobyObi it beyond: two souls, if you want to play it. Kind of a waste of time tho
she truly was the last of us
The game needed Michael Cera.
Michael Cera has become weak
+Dam Son that's too hilarious!! best comment ever haha
Nice try, everyone knows Ellen Page is Michael Cera with wig on and a deeper voice.
@@baronvonbeandip Nah, Ellen Page has more muscle than Cera.
i wonder how michael cera feels now that he kissed a dude
This is not even Batman.. This is Spiderman Beyond
The Green Goblin monologue gets me everytime!
Honestly, Dunkey is comedic perfection.
Absolutely loved the cut to Ellie, lmao
at 4:15 i didn't even notice i had to rewatch
finding an unviewed dunkey video is like finding a $20 bill in your old bag.
I will never stop coming back to this masterpiece
It's been 3 years. Where did you go?
Mastapeeece
@@FrankDickerstein They are walking forevermore through time eternal, always aspiring to come back to this masterpiece. Always coming back, never arriving. Locked in a timeless struggle for the good of our souls. 'Tis what they promised humanity.
You’ve been coming to this?
Guess you guys can't tell, but I comment something different on this video every year or so
Here, eat my barn for luck
am i the only one thinks that, that horse looks strangely like Adolf Hitler?
oh my god i see it now, the little horse combover, fuck
Wow, your right
Radyachman Radyan why do you have to involve trump in this
Billy Bob that’s weird hitler was a immigrant trump isn’t
You gotta stop
For the first few scenes I actually thought it was a shitty spiderman game
I remember when these graphics weren't shitty.
Well you were right about one of those things
Ha! I noticed you snuck a clip of the last of us in there.
Uh...did he really?
That's actually hilarious. Never played either games, so I wouldn't know
Oh I thought that was from the Tomb Raider game
@@cerealbird6384 thats exactly what i thought as well lmao, looks literally like one of the places/parts of the game in tomb raider
Damn Dunkey really drooling over a man kinda gay
I can’t believe Dunkey predicted The Lighthouse with that title.
I forgot i was watching a Dunkey video until William Defoe came out.
From time to time I come back to this video just to hear the green goblin quote. Then I stay for the whole video 😂 One of my favourite videos on UA-cam.
the title made me laugh before i even clicked
WEEE'LLL MEET AGAIN!! BAT MAAANN!!!
1:58 - "It was wrong of me to doubt the white MAN"
Holy shit dunkey predicted even this?
He’s playing the species card.
At 2:49 I started laughing at her conversation with her spirit dude, and then it got even funnier once I realized someone had actually written that dialogue.
I wanted just one more head nod after that head-smack at the end.
"ME AND YOU CAN KILL THIS WOMAN, SPIDER-MAN! OR WE CAN JUST EAT CHEETOS!"
ogres are like layers got me.
I forgot I was watching a dunkey video and when he burst in it scared the shit out of me.
Pat..Mat...Woolie...This god damn game.
Lol I miss that let's play
never 5get ghost farts
THE RED DEAD REDEMPTION FEELS
One of the greatest video Dunkey has ever made.
I just love watching dunkey playing games like this. His commentary is fckin unique. MOAR
EAT MY BARN FOR LUCK!
Almost a decade later and this video still lives rent free in my head at least once a month.
1:23 that’s my senior quote
Why was this video deleted then re-uploaded?
You can go watch Nerdcubed's video about it. The game was a trainwreck and theyre making youtubers take down videos about the game that slander it at all (all of them).
same thing happened to his last video
Jaime Cohen can you link the vid? you know since its possible now and even though I hate the comment section and the google+ bullshit, I may as well just dive right in cause I can't quit youtube even though its ass
Jaime Cohen
Really? I'm suprised Two Best Friends' playthrough hasn't been taken down yet
Skeeeder what was his last video?
the last of us 2: ellies big adventure
I almost pissed myself laughing when he opened up with the Green Goblin line..............
This intro was brilliant, I know its gonna happen and it gets me every single time
white man/10
we could rule this city spiderman
Aiden was really Elliot all along
dammit there used to be annotations that were straight comedy gold when Jodie was arguing with Aiden, anybody remember what they were? The first one was something like 'Ogres are like layers'
Lmfao, I knew to expect something along the lines of this context from dunkey but this I didn't expect at this magnitude of hilariousness, dunkey your awesome, so glad I found you to subscribe ^_^
Can we get more Ellen Page: Crying Simulator? Please?
I was kind of hoping more for Marriage Simulator 2000: Domestic Violence edition.
@@thejester-foolofhearts5852 oof
I have to come back to this video every once in a while. I don't think I've ever laughed harder at the first minute or so of a youtube video.
8 years later and that training montage still gets me
I liked the aspect ratio joke. Good show, Dank.
Petition for Dunkey to voice act the entire next David Cage game
Dunk's videos are the only ones I can go back and watch multiple times a year. Who else is watching this again in 2018?
I keep coming back. This is still my favourite Dunkey video.
How have I missed this gem of a Dunkey video?
The most underrated dunkey video of all time
Man, you really killed me with this video
Dunkey and Prepare To Try; two of the few things that are on youtube that lift my spirits.
I have trained for 12 years to solve the 8 legendary UA-cam puzzles, so that I may post a comment on your video Dunkey.
Anybody else lose their shit when he said "Eat my barn for luck."?
Though, I found it eventually.
This aspect ratio actually f*cking fits my phone screen.
i love finding old dunkey vids that i missed
You know over the past 4 years I have come back to this video time and time again. I quote it a few times a week, sometimes to people who don't even know of the video. A really solid performance from the dunk throughout, the punch out wii theme segment always gets me. I love the callbacks I see to this video in his new videos too.
Ruling the city with spiderman? A MASTAPIECE. I can't wait for the sequel 2Batman2Beyond: Tokyo drift that I've been hearing so much about.
Overall I give this video 5 out of 5 pizza slices
I like how at the end, the game just assumes you're gonna do the thing and starts the duck animation and then just goes "wtf no he sucks get back to the one where she hits her head on thing"
one of my favorite videos by u
this game really makes you feel like batman
0:54 was not expecting that
This is still the best Dunkey video ever made.
I've never even played this game and this is the funniest edit I've seen in a long time.
"Juno" You already had me laughing with that.
one of the best videos in the internet... :D oh god my sides...
1:47 I almost thought that horse had a Hitler looking haircut
Lmao underrated
One of the more underrated dunkey videos
These annotations are gold!
2:19 There are pictures of her in the shower scene on rule34 from in-game. Someone figured out that you could free-roam with the camera with a PS3 development kit and took a "few" pictures.
i have them, not all that impressive.
MrBriforce I'd totally do Ellen Paige.
Link please.
Google it yourself. beyond: two souls rule 34
It's true, I've seen it and now i can not unsee it.
That Hawk line and cawing made me cry I was laughing so hard
That fever dream of an opening gets me every time
God that “one with nature” flute music that plays when she opens the wine bottle will always be my favorite part.