@@TheBS1000 I'm guessing you don't know how classic that reference is. I remember my sister and I saying it and laughing back in high school. Quit acting like he stole a joke.
@@Foxfire_forty-nine Tell a black man a black joke. Tell a trans person a trans joke. Tell a female a sexist joke. - Seems like a lot of ppl cant these days..
Absolutely. Additionally, both Trump and Bozo Johnson produce mountains of word salad. Neither, of course, are remotely acquainted with actual salad...
To be fair it will be ok because the room will be filled with his supporter...just like today he promise to withhold FEMA funds to Californians in California when we have another large fire unless Newsom bend the knee to him...and my fellow California cheered that on -_-'
It's not the most clever joke the show's ever written, by a mile. It is really easy to compare Presidents, and it ain't that hard to be funnyish about it. I find it to be a bit of a lazy joke. Not offended by it though.
He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about that time. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.
I can't imagine why the NFL would ask someone who wanted to own a league franchise about their finances? Did he think the other owners would forget him managing to bankrupt 3 casinos? I know I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure they know a weasel when they are one.
All his businesses have failed, it’s that stupid “reality” show, Apprentice that made people think he’s this great businessman. Look at his record of bankruptcies and how no American bank will loan him money. He’s a loser who inherited money.
@IdoNomb Up until the early 1970s, before Roe vs Wade, there was a common claim that desperate women who couldn't get an abortion would attempt to give themselves abortions by untangling wire coat hangers and shoving them into their uteruses to mortally wound the fetus, inducing an abortion. This obviously was a very unsanitary and dangerous practice, so the rallying cry of "no more coat hangers" became a corner stone of the pro-choice movement
@@IdoNomb When abortions are illegal/unobtainable, then drastic measures [used to be]/are taken. Search for coat hangers and abortion in the same sentence.
I still cannot wrap my brain around why, even after 9 years of this, there are still people who think the whiniest and most fragile crybaby on Earth is admirable.
The reason you can't " wrap your brain around " is the same problem the democrat party is having. It's called being out of touch. Although I don't like Kamala I can " wrap my brain around "why other people do .
It's telling how shitty Huckabee's character is if she needs kids to make her more humble. Most people can be humble with or without kids....I also can't imagine how arrogant Huckabee would be if she DIDN'T have children.
Huckabee is a Trump wannabe. These republican sycophants are a disgrace. They know better and are just exploiting the MAGA who are uneducated on the whole and believe whatever he shovels at them. Even the “Haitians are eating pets” nonsense.
Yeah, no shinola, Sherlock. Though Boris Johnson doesn't look as bloated and smug as Trump. Then again, I'm American, so what would I know about UK politics?
It will go over so many people's heads. 🤭🤣 Ftr kiddos and on a serious note - coat hangers were often used in back alley abortions prior to Roe. It left women with infections often leading to infertility or death. Bleeding out was common. It was a bad time that never should return.
Funny that they only use Che for this one "weekend update" skit. Guess hes not good enough for anything else. Hes less than a guest or cameo on the show.
No. Because He didnt loss it. Voting is a staged act. The people do not choose the president anymore. Trump had the votes, but a higher power chose Biden. Wake up. Your all sheep in a field. Ignorance really is bliss. Enjoy the fog.
@@PiYodTong The thing is, for sane people, such desperation to appear strong is a sure sign of weakness instead of strength. That's why dictators like Kim Jong Un are made fun of: because they push so much propaganda to their people about them being strong, yet all they sound like to the rest of the world is a whiner with no real power throwing tantrums to get attention.
The hanger, the billion dollar, the rape whistles, the Black vote/don't blame this on me and the Lincoln jokes did it for me. Hell, the entire Weekend Update was off the hook. Jost and Che rocks.
@@drewgoin8849What??? I've never heard this one. Do tell! That's the thing about Trump- after you think you've heard all the worst things about him, a new day begins and you learn 20 more shitty things you didn't know before.
Now mention the woman that Kamala's husband cheated on & the men that Kamala slept with that were Way above her age- that she obviously had ulterior motives for doing so... Oh wait you libs typically don't think when talking
@@dawnpence3248the voters who don’t want war with Russia ? The ones who don’t want billions of weapons sold to Israel like Biden and Kamala are doing? Damn
The coat hanger joke is painfully accurate…yep, that’s where we are in 2024. No sitting out the election just because you didn’t get your dream candidate! Women’s lives are on the line.
I prefer to think that he thought a gun was being pointed at him and “Look it’s Abraham Lincoln” was a way to distract the shooter and have them try to shoot Lincoln instead
@@kingkeefage If he didn't lose, he already has had 2 terms then, so isn't eligible to run for president anymore, is the logic. (not that other requirements like "not an insurrectionist" has stopped Trump before...)
Ah, I see. This is one of those elections that you have to laugh about so your faith in humanity doesn't crumble through your fingers like a graham cracker fabergé egg. Humor can be so nuanced at times.
BRB, going to find a recipe for graham cracker Fabergé eggs (I'm so sure it's just pounding graham crackers to crumbs, mixing them with butter until they stick, molding them into egg shapes, dipping them in colored white chocolate, and decorating them in Fabergé egg style designs).
That hanger joke was wild, but I love it. Also the last one lol
Yeah the hanger was just that! Put us women back 50 yrs! Just disgusting!
dont get it lol
@@samp1568old methods of abortion when it was widely illegal included using wire clothing hangers.
the hanger over franklin eating snoopy by a nose but really thisclose.
That hanger went over ppl head when I said it to my coworkers last week
Ches giggle after “ocifer” has me dying 😂
I'm guessing Che doesn't remember Tommy Chong delivering that same ociffer joke on That '70s Show twenty years ago.
@@TheBS1000 noone with a life remembers that bro 😭
I watched that show like 2 months ago and i had to google it to remember
@@TheBS1000 I'm guessing you don't know how classic that reference is. I remember my sister and I saying it and laughing back in high school. Quit acting like he stole a joke.
@@TheBS1000 It's at least 40 years old.
@@danusdragonfly6640 yeah that joke is practically public domain
Weekend Update has been savage this year and i am herefor it.
Weekend update has been played out for a while now. They need to drop it.
@@Johnahan-c9k really? What do you not like about it?
@@Johnahan-c9ksounds like you just can't take a joke. Poor jonny
@@Foxfire_forty-nine Tell a black man a black joke. Tell a trans person a trans joke. Tell a female a sexist joke. - Seems like a lot of ppl cant these days..
@@Johnahan-c9k If you think that, that means they will definitely keep it.
" Were finding the line " amidst massive groans lol best part of updates.
Colin and Che are not only the best part of Saturday Night Live they are also without question the most CONSISTENT!
PROTECT WOMENS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!
I think "Trump with bangs" is just Boris Johnson.
Oh definitely!
Exact same thought!
No, that's Trump with bangs AND a british accent.
Absolutely. Additionally, both Trump and Bozo Johnson produce mountains of word salad.
Neither, of course, are remotely acquainted with actual salad...
They are the same person, just as Regan and Thatcher were the same person.
Che's giggle at Jost's Abe Lincoln joke 😂
J.D. Vance thought this was jeopardy 🤣
For him, it always is.😅
If trump/vance could think, they would not have been selected as republican nominee.
He's more intelligent than Tampon Timmy
Says, ZIPPYDOODA!!
Zippy you better ZIPPPP IT.
@@matinmaghsoudi8452 or else what?
Man that coat hanger joke was pure gold
😂😂😂 it does look soft indeed.
Because you’re a man? It wasn’t a joke, it was REALITY FOR WOMEN, before 1974.
Thank you. Not everyone can see that. SNL took the risk making it even golder.
PLATINUM. It was pure brutality.
@@tommyt1971 Yes. A picture is worth a thousand words.
I love that they make each other genuinely laugh at their jokes. It's nice to hear a geniune chuckle. It makes me smile and sometimes chuckle too.
Best chemistry since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!
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Well, he insulted Detroit while speaking in Detroit... I'm sure he'll do fine speaking to women, though.
Also told the black journalists that Kamala wasn't black. I cant imagine how this possibly go wrong lol
To be fair it will be ok because the room will be filled with his supporter...just like today he promise to withhold FEMA funds to Californians in California when we have another large fire unless Newsom bend the knee to him...and my fellow California cheered that on -_-'
@@magicdragondragon5560If that’s the case, it makes me want to see this matchup even more. 😂
When's the last time u went to detroit.......
@P4ul_W4lker, There won't be critical thinkers in that audience. A stepford wives reunion.
Franklin was trying to eat Snoopy. 😱🤣🤣🤣😭
...Then the great Hannibal Lecter ate Franklin.
And in the Republican party😂😢😮😅
The "Abe Lincoln/Trump stand up" joke did not get that laugh it deserved. 😂
It's not the most clever joke the show's ever written, by a mile. It is really easy to compare Presidents, and it ain't that hard to be funnyish about it. I find it to be a bit of a lazy joke. Not offended by it though.
I'm sure it got one from the ghost of Norm Macdonald.
Maybe people forgot what happened to Lincoln. 😂😂😂
True!
Johnny Carson always said that Lincoln jokes ALWAYS bomb.
the best of SNL is these two !! For me, it's always the best part of the show. Thanks guys.
I agree!
They are hilarious together.
💯 👍
I agree 💯👍
The padded coathanger 😱😂
😅
che said “i liked it colin” 😭😭
“I’d visit my grandpa at the nursing home.” 🔥
That one took me a while till I remembered where my Ugandan aunt works.
The padded coat hanger .... horrifyingly hilarious!
"I answered your question with a question" Furniture enthusiast and VP candidate - JD Vance
I think I saw that punchline in a Family Circus comic
JD tries honesty on for size- …concludes that it makes his head look fat
When it comes to Shady all I can is Couch Pouch!
You are aware the couch thing isn't true right? "Fake news" isn't ok on either side.
@@CaptainXJ It's not supposed to be news, it's a running joke.
1:42 "Good luck trying to talk over all those rxpe whistles"
oh my goodness that was filthy.
Hilarious, but filthy.
Vance: Kamala doesn't answer questions.
Also Vance: I just answered your question with a question.
You must be deaf like trump, comrade. Say hello to Putin for Trump,
Moderator : “ Tim walz were you in Taiwan during the protests like you stated or did you lie?”
Walz : “ I was a great person during my term “
He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about that time. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.
Hahaha!! Absolutely and lets not forget the one man who can arguably get under his wig by far one man... Merv Griffin 😮
he never was that rich in the first place. all just bullshit and self aggrandizing
Wow.
I can't imagine why the NFL would ask someone who wanted to own a league franchise about their finances? Did he think the other owners would forget him managing to bankrupt 3 casinos? I know I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure they know a weasel when they are one.
All his businesses have failed, it’s that stupid “reality” show, Apprentice that made people think he’s this great businessman. Look at his record of bankruptcies and how no American bank will loan him money. He’s a loser who inherited money.
Best joke at the last... Franklin trying to eat Snoopy! (?!!!!)
that's even a joke? i must have missed something
@@ronblack7870it’s a reference to the “they are eating the cats and dogs” fiasco
I wonder who the account was:
*Picture of Lucy pulling the football, making Charlie fall on his back again*
Did you mean Franklin Graham?
“Old man yell @ a Jamaican lady, I’d visit my grandfather at the nursing home” is hilarious!
So funny. Went over a lot of heads
That went over so many heads, but its hilarious and so true.
lol Collin didn’t see the coat hanger pic before hand
The coat hanger was pretty raw.
I didnt get that one can you give me context
@@IdoNombused for abortion
@IdoNomb
Up until the early 1970s, before Roe vs Wade, there was a common claim that desperate women who couldn't get an abortion would attempt to give themselves abortions by untangling wire coat hangers and shoving them into their uteruses to mortally wound the fetus, inducing an abortion. This obviously was a very unsanitary and dangerous practice, so the rallying cry of "no more coat hangers" became a corner stone of the pro-choice movement
@@IdoNomb When abortions are illegal/unobtainable, then drastic measures [used to be]/are taken. Search for coat hangers and abortion in the same sentence.
European here, could you explain that to me please?:)
I still cannot wrap my brain around why, even after 9 years of this, there are still people who think the whiniest and most fragile crybaby on Earth is admirable.
Its very simple, it allows them to be racist while Trump gets most of the heat for it for being so hateable.
It's likely because these people are whiny, fragile crybabies themselves. Like attracts like, as the saying goes.
Well, besides the fact that her policies are complete ass, Kamala is literally a communist, so.. She's out.
That crybaby had less inflation, supported less genocides, funded less wars, and had less illigal immigration... Crazy why people would prefer that.
The reason you can't " wrap your brain around " is the same problem the democrat party is having. It's called being out of touch. Although I don't like Kamala I can " wrap my brain around "why other people do .
Wow. The hanger joke. That's my kind of comedy 😂😂😂😂
I hope women have to go back to it.
@@Al_Dente-d1p your mom wishes she could go back and use one
That Abe Lincoln joke was a clever zinger.
Yeah. Because Abe Lincoln was a great president. And some woke bastard didnt like that. Trump can relate to that.
It's telling how shitty Huckabee's character is if she needs kids to make her more humble. Most people can be humble with or without kids....I also can't imagine how arrogant Huckabee would be if she DIDN'T have children.
Someone should have replied to Sarah: _"Stop using your children as a crutch for a weakness in your character."_
Huckabee is a Trump wannabe. These republican sycophants are a disgrace. They know better and are just exploiting the MAGA who are uneducated on the whole and believe whatever he shovels at them. Even the “Haitians are eating pets” nonsense.
Jaysus, she has kids. Some blokes will bonk anything
My kids make me prouder. Sorry to hear the future of the Huckabee-Sanders lineage are so pathetic that it humiliates poor Sarah.
I can only imagine her ordering combo number 5 six times over
Trump with bangs = Boris Johnson 1:28
🤯
Yeah, no shinola, Sherlock. Though Boris Johnson doesn't look as bloated and smug as Trump. Then again, I'm American, so what would I know about UK politics?
The nursing home bit was too real 😶
The funniest line no one wants to admit it 😂
Cant be more real for biden
Unfortunately my wife recently spent a few weeks in a Rehab/Nursing Center ..... That line was brilliant ....
omg lol. 3:25 thanks for the laugh.
It will go over so many people's heads. 🤭🤣
Ftr kiddos and on a serious note - coat hangers were often used in back alley abortions prior to Roe. It left women with infections often leading to infertility or death. Bleeding out was common. It was a bad time that never should return.
As a staunch conservative maga. That was horrible. And funny.
The audience whiffed on that 78% of the Black vote joke. Che deserved better!
His delivery on the joke wasn’t quite right.
@mikekolokowsky
How should he have delivered it?
@@kingayy9267 funnier
nah he just offended the white liberals a little lmao
Funny that they only use Che for this one "weekend update" skit. Guess hes not good enough for anything else. Hes less than a guest or cameo on the show.
The coat hanger joke was brilliant.
Trump with bangs is Borris Johnson
How dare you! Boris has all his own hair (even though it looks like straw).
They have the perfect amount of edge this season. Keep it up!
The only other people to get higher than 78% of the Black vote are The North and Kendrick Lamar 😂
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂
Is The North referencing GoT?
@@Hollygli no lol .... Referencing the Civil War LMAO
@@BA-rh5hy Hahaha, Game of Thrones.
No, we're doing just FINE at teaching history, why do you ask?
@@kathleen-mariefoley780 we're all doomed lol
Have you been drinking office-a-fur? 😂
Good catch!
Osifer
Ossifer haha
That's exactly what I said bahahah
I’m not as think as you drunk I am! 🤪
Vance never says Trump lost 2020 because Trump won't LET Vance say he lost 2020!
So , when they lose this election too. How do you think they'll handle that .
No. Because He didnt loss it. Voting is a staged act. The people do not choose the president anymore. Trump had the votes, but a higher power chose Biden. Wake up. Your all sheep in a field. Ignorance really is bliss. Enjoy the fog.
You act as if that isn't a major selling point for conservatives, that Trump is powerful and can bend politicians to his will.
@@PiYodTongboy not too powerful since they didn't let him take back the 2020 election
@@PiYodTong The thing is, for sane people, such desperation to appear strong is a sure sign of weakness instead of strength. That's why dictators like Kim Jong Un are made fun of: because they push so much propaganda to their people about them being strong, yet all they sound like to the rest of the world is a whiner with no real power throwing tantrums to get attention.
If only Sarah's unfortunate face kept her humble.
If someone has to tell you how humble they are, they’re not.
Franklin was trying to eat Snoopy! 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that was cold😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These two are in their prime. Excellent stuff.
I imagine it comes easy to them because there’s so material out here. Let’s be honest, this country is a joke
@@appointedvillainyfacts
@@appointedvillainy I think they deserve more credit than that! Those jokes don’t write themselves and LLMs aren’t funny yet
0:44
“Look it’s Abraham Lincoln”
I still see your shadows in my room ahh moment
“Old man yelling at a Jamaican lady” 😂😂😅
That hanger joke was vicious and I love it
4:35 best part
THE LOOK ON COLLINS FACE OMG
1:36 😂that’s funny
Great comment
That coat hanger joke was so wild
i laughed out very loudly
"Padded, for her comfort."
"Look, Squirrel" -- Stable Genius🐿
Flies have really been distracting him lately!
That Lincoln joke was good. Che thought so too 😂
These have been killer this season! Keep it up!
Joke about colin demoting interns was hilarious 🤣.
He may have high standards, they have to be as attractive as his wife (ScarJo).
@leonb2637 shes a soft 6 with a professional make-up artist.
I'll one day wish to see a live taping of SNL with my girlfriend.
love from Nairobi
Franklin trying to eat Snoopy is hilarious
The hanger, the billion dollar, the rape whistles, the Black vote/don't blame this on me and the Lincoln jokes did it for me. Hell, the entire Weekend Update was off the hook. Jost and Che rocks.
i didn't/don't get the lincoln joke...'what if they BOTH stood up?' maybe it's because i'm short and it's over my head?
2:23 you might check out the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, in particular when Amy Klobucar questioned him.
Softened stance... I died.
5 kids that we know of...
Plus the one raised by the doorman of Trump Tower (allegedly).
@@drewgoin8849What??? I've never heard this one. Do tell! That's the thing about Trump- after you think you've heard all the worst things about him, a new day begins and you learn 20 more shitty things you didn't know before.
Now mention the woman that Kamala's husband cheated on & the men that Kamala slept with that were Way above her age- that she obviously had ulterior motives for doing so... Oh wait you libs typically don't think when talking
Yep and millions more loser i guess the door man was a lady oh that's right you don't know?
That padded hanger representing trumps charade at a softened stance was spot on!
1:12-I am a liberal, but this is hilarious; I get these at least twice a day 🤣🤣🤣
Why didn't the 🐔🐔 ChickenDon 🐔🐔 cross the road? To not debate Kamala Harris again. 💙💙
Trump2024 democrats suck kamala Harris can't talk without a teleprompter!!!!!
Drumpf with bangs is Boris Johnson.
"Why aren't you laughing?"
"Because it's all so true..."
The last 10 years have been so insane I'm in shock this is reality
I laughed at the Franklin joke like “Whatt” then immediately gasped 😭. Hell is hot
His Fox town hall should go great, yet another showcase of how much he can talk down to women.
When your a rich man, women see you as a target. If they dont get what they want, they create trouble for you. You disagree? Then you must be poor.
Keep him talking 👄 🙄 great chance to alienate another group of voters! 💙💙💙💙💙💙
@@dawnpence3248the voters who don’t want war with Russia ? The ones who don’t want billions of weapons sold to Israel like Biden and Kamala are doing? Damn
the cotton hanger, that's my kinda joke. lmfao
You're a white male liberal
Don’t you just love these guys? Love, love love
No sorry. Different viewer experience over here.
@@Johnahan-c9kthen Don't watch, SIMPLE AIN'T IT!!😑
uh no, reason: politics is too one-sided.
It’s the 90s Colin!
They didn’t even show the that part of the segment 😢😢
the look on Snoopy’s face🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially excellent!!! Congratulations and a lot of laughs from Switzerland 🙋👍
The coat hanger joke is painfully accurate…yep, that’s where we are in 2024. No sitting out the election just because you didn’t get your dream candidate! Women’s lives are on the line.
Franklin trying to eat Snoopy is diabolical! 😈😈
After that 'you don't ask a cop have you been drinking' part I could just hear Michael chuckling: you could.. You could ask that.. 😂
I will never forget the cushion hanger joke 🤣😂😂😂😂
Poor Snoopy 😹✌️
Excited to see Weekend Update ft. SNL return!
Poor Colin! Lol. 3:10
That coat hanger joke was on another level lmao
That hanger joke....vicious.
Trump with bangs is just Boris
I prefer to think that he thought a gun was being pointed at him and “Look it’s Abraham Lincoln” was a way to distract the shooter and have them try to shoot Lincoln instead
Don't ever answer a cops questions
The Trump/hanger joke is so wild! 😂😂😂😂😂
This was probably the edgiest one lmao. The reaction to the hanger.
Well, he’s not wrong. 3:00
You see how they didn’t laugh at that 😂😂😂
I love when they react to the audience.
Vance can’t answer if Trump lost in 2020 lol , ok if he didn’t lose , u can’t run as his vice president. Gotcha !
If T didn't lose in 2020, Mike Pence is still VP.
Trump2024 🇺🇸 👍 🇺🇸 👍
Explain the part of your logic that makes sense. That's an honest request. I hope you're having a great day so far.
@@kingkeefage If he didn't lose, he already has had 2 terms then, so isn't eligible to run for president anymore, is the logic. (not that other requirements like "not an insurrectionist" has stopped Trump before...)
@@Vaeldarg It's funny that the same people complaining that a question wasn't answered can't answer any questions themselves.
Lol the whistles joke killed.
Can't wait for this town hall!
Hey get out of my state!!!! dening wild fire relief for Cali 🤬😡
absolutely hilarious segment...Franklin is trying to eat Snoopy ?😂😂😂
I’m glad these are on UA-cam. Makes me want to start watching again 👍
I like the fact I can watch & skip what I want
The coat hanger joke was just too good.
Not Franklin and Snoopy....LOL
Noooo! Not Franklin trying to eat Snoopy! 😂😂😂
Yeah Franklin,
“ they’re eating Snoopy, they’re eating Woodstock, they’re eating Garfield.”
Wait a minute, Garfield is not a Peanuts personality.
I wonder how many men and younger people didn't understand the coat hanger joke.
But if we keep going backwards, everyone will.
Sadly that is so true.
"Finding the line" seems like the slogan of our times. Not that it matters, seeing Trump cross the line repeatedly and people just seem to shrug.
thank you so so much for providing comedy. seriously - better medicine than all the psychedlics I've returned to.
Joking about two assassination attemps!!
Staged!
Ah, I see. This is one of those elections that you have to laugh about so your faith in humanity doesn't crumble through your fingers like a graham cracker fabergé egg.
Humor can be so nuanced at times.
Yeah something like that.
BRB, going to find a recipe for graham cracker Fabergé eggs (I'm so sure it's just pounding graham crackers to crumbs, mixing them with butter until they stick, molding them into egg shapes, dipping them in colored white chocolate, and decorating them in Fabergé egg style designs).