Foursome in a Bed [Part One]

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2020
  • I didn't really need to change the original title to be honest...
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  • @JustJamesOfficial
    @JustJamesOfficial  3 роки тому +570

    Just a month since my last video?! Who am I...If you guys enjoy this, part 2 will be out in two-videos time (I've got tired of Foursomes in Beds) Peace!

  • @MicrowavedChicken454
    @MicrowavedChicken454 3 роки тому +905

    "We charge £10 a night including an absolutely terrible breakfast"
    Wow, I'm sold

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 3 роки тому +51

      That's standard for most hotel rooms in the UK.

    • @jameslapthorn8829
      @jameslapthorn8829 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you very much

    • @threadschanged4252
      @threadschanged4252 3 роки тому +15

      Gotta praise their honesty no irl budget hotel would have the balls to be so frank

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +5

      But then serves Johnny two elephants 🐘 🐘

    • @HIDLampDashcam
      @HIDLampDashcam 3 роки тому +9

      I'd rather pay £150,000,000 per night to get full use of the microwave

  • @benmoulton7185
    @benmoulton7185 3 роки тому +620

    “Birmingham is renowned for its beautiful countryside and picturesque villages”
    Probably one of the craziest sentences I’ve heard in one of these videos

  • @MikeyJMJ
    @MikeyJMJ 3 роки тому +460

    *"I would expect to be served in a S E X U A L manner"*

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 3 роки тому +15

      Tim is the 220 year-old incel

  • @Dazt4r
    @Dazt4r 3 роки тому +239

    “That includes inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave” I appreciate that those things are seemingly mutually exclusive

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 3 роки тому +211

    “The main issue was the sausages behind the wardrobe.”

  • @danielgarai-ebner1334
    @danielgarai-ebner1334 3 роки тому +513

    Two Just James videos in a month? Am I dreaming?

    • @scrannerz42
      @scrannerz42 3 роки тому +3

      Wow, your name is Daniel too, small world.

    • @CyberPunkSimms
      @CyberPunkSimms 3 роки тому

      Indeed you are

    • @scacknewman
      @scacknewman 3 роки тому +1

      Cheers for saying this, somehow missed their last upload.

    • @propeak3883
      @propeak3883 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @rulebritannia8438
      @rulebritannia8438 3 роки тому +1

      You are in a coma.
      I am a figment of your imagination

  • @richardsnitch1869
    @richardsnitch1869 3 роки тому +116

    I was Prince Charles' houseparty maker too. He also found me oppressive.

  • @reecetroop8249
    @reecetroop8249 3 роки тому +253

    Tim Higgs can strip his business back to just one word
    *W H Y*

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou 3 роки тому +65

    £150 million per night including inappropriate behaviour & full use of the microwave? sounds like a good deal to me

  • @gleefulgrinner
    @gleefulgrinner 3 роки тому +16

    literally one sentence in and it slaps, "four sets of uninvited guests snap each others achilles tendons and get their teeth in one another" gold lmao

  • @MasonOldridge
    @MasonOldridge 3 роки тому +24

    3:49 "The main issue was discovery of sausages behind wardrobe.
    Wow, sorry, I'm a bit emotional.
    It's obviously come from a guest cause we don't have sausages in the rooms"🤣🤣🤣

  • @xandergray222
    @xandergray222 3 роки тому +29

    "I would like everybody to be really horrid." "Don't you?" "Yes, dear."

  • @custardhatter9537
    @custardhatter9537 3 роки тому +46

    2:52 I want all my hotels to come with inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave

  • @Arthur-jx8bm
    @Arthur-jx8bm 3 роки тому +125

    "This morning it's the lack of dog on the menu that's throwing Johnny"
    Hmmmm, tasty dog

  • @winterstar5750
    @winterstar5750 3 роки тому +129

    "And John and Johnny find three kids behind the closet"
    *Half a minute later*
    "The main issue is the sausages behind the wardrobe..."
    Something you want to tell us, James?

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 8 місяців тому

      But they don’t have sausages in the bedroom

  • @mazdamx-5
    @mazdamx-5 3 роки тому +65

    Single mother Tim, the daddy of the group
    Lmao

  • @Nintentoad125
    @Nintentoad125 3 роки тому +54

    "Tim's a horse"

  • @michaeljones5681
    @michaeljones5681 3 роки тому +41

    Still waiting for Gordon's kinky nightmares

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 3 роки тому +82

    2:07
    Oh no, they killed Just James!
    Anyway-

  • @jaz.s2k2
    @jaz.s2k2 3 роки тому +12

    "While Lynny and Paul have a BUM in one of the bedrooms" and "whilst John enjoys his log in his bathroom" had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuasprucie8933
    @joshuasprucie8933 3 роки тому +18

    Is it me or does anyone also notice how he manages to sentence mix Just James into every video? I find that so impressive 😂

  • @SalcranVGC
    @SalcranVGC 3 роки тому +57

    Under the watchful eye of farmer William the Conqueror, the B&B'ers have to guide a gaggle of geese into a recently refurbished grill. Each dog has two command words for 'kick' and 'punch'.
    What kind of establishment is this?!!

  • @bigboi3604
    @bigboi3604 3 роки тому +53

    Not even watched this and I know itll be class

  • @PowderedCowsMusic
    @PowderedCowsMusic 3 роки тому +10

    "Inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave" sounds perfect. See you there!

  • @user-vu3ow4gx6w
    @user-vu3ow4gx6w 3 роки тому +64

    Can’t stay anywhere unless they have Harrison Ford dvds

  • @GamingGrenade1
    @GamingGrenade1 3 роки тому +25

    Watching normal videos after binging these feels so weird

  • @brightice3506
    @brightice3506 3 роки тому +20

    " 220 year old Tim can strip his business back to one word! *why* "

  • @rossco171
    @rossco171 3 роки тому +13

    “£10 a night including johnnies” 🤣

  • @cocodeano3831
    @cocodeano3831 3 роки тому +36

    Hapax Legomenanon

  • @coraaked5090
    @coraaked5090 3 роки тому +4

    "Four sets of uninvited guests snap each others Achilles tendons"
    Okay I'm laughing already and it's only 4 seconds in

  • @Consume0
    @Consume0 3 роки тому +16

    I still feel like this channel is stupidly underrated, you deserve your own prime time TV show Just James !

  • @Arthur-jx8bm
    @Arthur-jx8bm 3 роки тому +22

    "Just James' stomach has been laid out by the staff"
    Alright

  • @TheManInBlueFlames
    @TheManInBlueFlames 3 роки тому +13

    Please make more! You don't make ENOUGH of these gems! Honestly been watching your old videos over and over. There isn't enough of this stuff in the world to go around!

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 3 роки тому +6

    “Today’s final guest, is ready to bum the competition. 220 year old horse, Tim Higgs, can strip his business back to one word: Why?”
    That whole sentence had me in bits 🤣

  • @mollysmith9606
    @mollysmith9606 3 роки тому +23

    i haven’t watched this yet but it’s already made my day

  • @Readd1
    @Readd1 3 роки тому +4

    0:48 "Fearing MORNING glory of their own" why did that make me burst out laughing?? 😂

  • @jameslapthorn8829
    @jameslapthorn8829 3 роки тому +6

    1:25 absolutely killed me

  • @LongLiveHelghast
    @LongLiveHelghast 3 роки тому +10

    “John and Johnny find three kids behind the closet”
    I see they found R Kelly’s room

  • @PrettyGirlSnuffFilm
    @PrettyGirlSnuffFilm 3 роки тому +13

    My excitement is unparalleled

  • @JennaDaniella
    @JennaDaniella 2 роки тому +5

    I only discovered Just James a few days ago and I'm delighted to find so many people have the same humour as my sister and me. She doesn't know these videos exist so I'm planning on playing them when she's drunk to see if she freaks out because she doesn't understand what's happening but we don't drink together often so it could be a very long while. I just hope I don't get drunk and forget cos it would be hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jodi-leighbarrett4096
    @jodi-leighbarrett4096 3 роки тому +7

    "Under the watchful eye of farmer William The Conquerer"
    He looks good for his age doesnt he

  • @therearetheavocadosx3268
    @therearetheavocadosx3268 3 роки тому +2

    I watched this and every other video on this channel while drunk.
    I did not regret it.

  • @VincenzoInfi
    @VincenzoInfi 3 роки тому +16

    Who share the same DEER HUNTING GROUNDS

  • @hughthompson4846
    @hughthompson4846 3 роки тому +3

    This was too funny as normal James🤣

  • @jimnaz87jd
    @jimnaz87jd 3 роки тому +2

    Just found this channel today, really needed a good laugh & your videos are working a treat

  • @sbomorse
    @sbomorse 3 роки тому +2

    Genuinely hilarious! This is one of your very best yet!

  • @camokarzi8491
    @camokarzi8491 3 роки тому +14

    People flock to renouned university city Cambridge to enjoy head

  • @glow1285
    @glow1285 3 роки тому +3

    "Just James' stomach's been laid out by the staff"

  • @A_J_Gaming83
    @A_J_Gaming83 3 роки тому +4

    As soon as I get a Just James notification, I literally drop everything im doing. Great stuff as usual 👏 👌

  • @itslydiabxtch
    @itslydiabxtch 3 роки тому +4

    I do enjoy Just James keeping the YTP genre alive.

  • @bnsyphotography2104
    @bnsyphotography2104 3 роки тому +2

    “Sausages behind the wardrobe, wow getting emotional”. That shit cracked me up.

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 3 роки тому +2

    0:52 I would like everybody to be really horrid!
    that part made me smile

  • @PickleSurpriseVEVO
    @PickleSurpriseVEVO 3 роки тому +1

    “Ready to bum the guests”
    Gold. Absolute gold.

  • @evmcg
    @evmcg 3 роки тому +1

    This is heaven! Two videos in a month! Love this upload rate James!

  • @supremebuffalo6322
    @supremebuffalo6322 3 роки тому +3

    "can strip his business back to one word"
    "why-"

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 3 роки тому +2

    1:20 - 1:32 had me in bits 😂
    God i look forward to your uploads 👍

  • @harveydean677
    @harveydean677 3 роки тому +2

    UR BACKKKKK love your vids 💙💙💙

  • @DuncanvxR
    @DuncanvxR 3 роки тому +1

    “Inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave” 😂😂💀

  • @avybenfield508
    @avybenfield508 3 роки тому +2

    Had to rewind this three times due to the uncontrollable laughter🤣

  • @DaNiLY
    @DaNiLY 3 роки тому +1

    “Guests up for a *bang in the night* can stay in one of the 22 rooms for £10 a night” I lost it xD

  • @theeyebrowsofcharlesbarkley
    @theeyebrowsofcharlesbarkley 2 місяці тому

    You, Sir James, are a hilarious genius, I'm hurting from laughing. Thanks so, so much.

  • @Normal_Norman
    @Normal_Norman 3 роки тому +1

    I'm in a puddle of tears and snot from laughing so much. I hope you're happy.

  • @raveaw379
    @raveaw379 3 роки тому

    There's more. Honestly your videos are the funniest. Thank you.

  • @user-bs6ip5qd5q
    @user-bs6ip5qd5q 3 роки тому +4

    James you're more than Just James you're an icon my guy, god bless

  • @billybull7419
    @billybull7419 3 роки тому +7

    *sees Just James uploaded*
    "My disappointment is non existent and my day is made"

  • @christofhall8292
    @christofhall8292 3 роки тому

    Don't know why you have only 81k subscribers ! Legend mate

  • @spiralfirst6488
    @spiralfirst6488 3 роки тому +2

    As always a very funny and well made video. Brill.

  • @villainousdnb
    @villainousdnb 3 роки тому +2

    Always love a good Just James video

  • @annarose8253
    @annarose8253 3 роки тому

    This has already made my week and I haven’t even seen it yet

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 3 роки тому +2

    “We charge £10 a night and that includes a absolutely terrible breakfast”

  • @engel2583
    @engel2583 3 роки тому +4

    I often see my parents watching these sorta shows so seeing it mixed like this i found hilarious, but can we just take a moment to talk about the guy at 3:52 that's actual main issue was not sausages behind the wardrobe but a blue movie DVD

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 3 роки тому

      What even is a blue movie?

  • @jerviservi
    @jerviservi 3 роки тому

    These are only getting better. spent half of it laughing

  • @kitjay2434
    @kitjay2434 3 роки тому

    This is the best one yet

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 3 роки тому +2

    I left the sausages behind the wardrobe. Cannot believe the cheek of people to not accept such a thoughtful gift.

  • @pcadamtaylor4262
    @pcadamtaylor4262 3 роки тому

    KEEP making stuff like this it’s beautiful

  • @EnfieldExplorer
    @EnfieldExplorer 3 роки тому +1

    1:21 "220 year old horse Tim Higgs"
    IM PISSIN|G MYSELF LMAOO

  • @crungus.5427
    @crungus.5427 3 роки тому +3

    this might somehow be the horniest YTP I've ever seen

  • @bubbleshock14
    @bubbleshock14 3 роки тому

    god i love your ytps!

  • @samjgollings8664
    @samjgollings8664 3 роки тому +1

    “Today’s final guest is ready to bum the competition” 🤣🤣

  • @cazzabojangles
    @cazzabojangles 3 роки тому +5

    The price of this bedroom is 150 million a night. That includes inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 3 роки тому +3

    2:47
    £150,000,000 per night for inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave xDDDD

  • @caryswhite-hall8214
    @caryswhite-hall8214 3 роки тому +1

    This Is incredible, and even funnier because I’ve actually watched the episode itself😂

  • @ACWBTF
    @ACWBTF 3 роки тому +2

    Amazing

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 2 роки тому +1

    "The sausages behind the wardrobe" sounds almost exactly like an allo allo episode name 🤣

  • @con6951
    @con6951 3 роки тому

    Great video a always, I never clicked the thumbnail so fast

  • @NOACCEPTANCE772
    @NOACCEPTANCE772 3 роки тому +2

    "This includes naughty behaviour and FULL use of the microwave!"
    Sign me right the fuck up!!!!

  • @dejavoue88
    @dejavoue88 3 роки тому +2

    yet again mate brilliant. keep it up

  • @isaacrichmond657
    @isaacrichmond657 3 роки тому +1

    Smooth, juicy, real good quality people. Fantastic stuff, keep up the moderately entertaining videos.

  • @arwen_m7786
    @arwen_m7786 3 роки тому

    THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON UA-cam NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

  • @officiallynats7044
    @officiallynats7044 3 роки тому +1

    The fact I saw this exact same episode last week at my aunties house 😂

  • @coffeebot
    @coffeebot 3 роки тому

    THE KING HAS RETURNED

  • @johnlalonde2906
    @johnlalonde2906 3 роки тому +2

    Bang on brother

  • @FlameGDonYT
    @FlameGDonYT 3 роки тому +1

    £150 million a night for the full use of the microwave sounds like a brilliant deal. I’m sold.

  • @timbo472
    @timbo472 3 роки тому

    this is just phenomenal

  • @3d-flushedemoji
    @3d-flushedemoji 3 роки тому

    Simply cannot get enough of the "including Johnnies" bit

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +1

    Great video

  • @beattio
    @beattio 3 роки тому +1

    The sentence mixing in this is unreal. I literally wouldn't be able to tell that some of these lines were edited at all!

  • @kabuterrimondw5919
    @kabuterrimondw5919 3 роки тому

    The best content on this site

  • @jamesperkins191
    @jamesperkins191 3 роки тому

    'As the battle yo be named best snatch'! LOLS!