Ideas - - Total Wipeout - Great British Bake Off - Dragon’s Den - Four In A Bed - Ninja Warrior - X Factor - Britain’s Got Talent - Hole In The Wall (god I loved that program) - Gogglebox - you did BBC News so why not ITV News? or Channel 4 News? more news parodies pls - The Circle - Five Gold Rings I think it’s called? - The Last Leg - Child Genius I think it’s called lmao - Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old - The Voice okay I give up on thinking of things
Momo's Whipped Salmon Dishcloth recipe ingredients: 50ml single cream 2 eggs 100ml double cream Half a can of whipped cream A chopstick Parmesan cheese 100ml milk Flaked salmon filet Coffee filters A clean dishcloth £1000 Bake for £1000 in a caravan
Just James yes, I made it for my pet goldfish last Sunday for Easter. My fish enjoyed it so much it even fell into a food come and hasn’t woken up yet, must have been so good.
momo whisks single cream, eggs double cream, whipped cream, a chopstick, parmesan and milk. flaked cooked salmon is added along with coffee filters and a clean dishcloth.
Back to the British daytime TV. Had a blast making this one, hope you enjoy x
Q U A L I T Y
Good sir
You've brightened up my day with this 😂 I love you and your videos.
Where is the weakest kink
@@thejeffreylife63 BBC removed it :( trying to contest it through fair use though!
"i'm a retired bloody caravan"
Same
SAME IM A RETIRED BLOODY CARAVAN
Made me weak
😂😂😂
"What do you do?"
"I'm a g-guy"
"I'm a retired bloody caravan!"
Neko Atsume 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I don’t think any of the guests have had lamb before unless they dined in a restaurant” had me crying
Haha me too 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
69MetaMemeLord420 😂
😂😂😂
"Will have heard of lamb"*
@@mrchewtoy nope
''I do not even eat food''
There is always one awkward contestant
420 likes lol
can't relate
yeah same with all caravan coaches
@@godwinsbraimoh995 wydm...?
"Ravioli, ravioli, wherefort art thou jerked chicken?"
'it's plain like the rain. Just like my mother told me'.
Ravioli ravioli whats in my pocketoli?
Brings a fucking tear to your eye doesn't it? Such poetry.
What Maurice means is he’s cooking his beef in a spooky house again.
"Shush, dull and boring"
There's nothing worse than a wonky sausage
That was quality
3:08
😂😂😂
Words to live by
“It’s also home to the nation’s oldest caravan saleswoman, Vanessa Mitchell” love it 😂😂😂
It’s no wonder Vanessa is the oldest caravan salesman if she’s been talking since she was small
Ideas -
- Total Wipeout
- Great British Bake Off
- Dragon’s Den
- Four In A Bed
- Ninja Warrior
- X Factor
- Britain’s Got Talent
- Hole In The Wall (god I loved that program)
- Gogglebox
- you did BBC News so why not ITV News? or Channel 4 News? more news parodies pls
- The Circle
- Five Gold Rings I think it’s called?
- The Last Leg
- Child Genius I think it’s called lmao
- Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old
- The Voice
okay I give up on thinking of things
yeetus TRACEY BEAKER!!!!!
Deal or no deal!
60 minutes make over
DIY SOS
The only way is Essex
Dinner date
Strictly come dancing
Can’t pay? we’ll take it away
Rich House, Poor House
Loose women
Lists every British show
OMG where did hole in the wall go? That show was hilarious!
i’m from Colchester and i can confirm that it actually isn’t in Britain
It is though...
The basketball guy wasn't in Colchester though was he
KerezyMaii Lol pick up an atlas you wonky sausage.
Colchester isn't in britain
@@mercurialblue9845 yes it is? My nan lives in Colchester, 2 hours away from our house, we live in Britain.
"Your grandmother's really good looking"
A strong start, James.
Momo's grandmother was a bit horrific to be honest...
Chopped lamb is slowly baked in lamb, that's known as lamb in some places
narrated by dave lamb
On Come dine with lamb
You learn something every day
But they'll not have heard of lamb unless they've eaten in a restaurant
Do you mean in posh places
Ravioli, ravioli, where for art thou?...
Jerk chicken....😂😂😂😂
Ravioli, ravioli
What's in the pocketoli?
@@overusedcondom581 ravioli ravioli don't lewd thou dragon loli
‘It’s plain just like the rain. Just like my mother told me’.
If I had the money I’d full time employ this man to make videos all day
Sean O Conner yes!!
Fuck off taig
Edward your name is fuckin Edward calm your fucking tits
Oh yeah yeah
@@distortionss645 Who... Why do I see so many of the same picture?!
Can you do this with child genius?
That would be hilarious
Edit: or dragons den
Y E S
Yes good idea
Do it!
What about Countdown
@@MattTheCommenter good idea
Momo's Whipped Salmon Dishcloth recipe ingredients:
50ml single cream
2 eggs
100ml double cream
Half a can of whipped cream
A chopstick
Parmesan cheese
100ml milk
Flaked salmon filet
Coffee filters
A clean dishcloth
£1000
Bake for £1000 in a caravan
If you watch my Gordon Ramsay video, you'll also realise how easy it is to over whip fish
Just James yes, I made it for my pet goldfish last Sunday for Easter. My fish enjoyed it so much it even fell into a food come and hasn’t woken up yet, must have been so good.
She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into £1000 and bakes
HELL YES
*I do not even eat food*
*I'm a retired bloody caravan*
I too am a retired caravan!
KG Productions I wish I had gone into that line of work. I just became a guy
But are you a retired BLOODY caravan?
What are the chances of finding you here
"Fine wine, fine cars, fine tart"
Fine cat
More comprehensible than a normal episode of come dine with me
“cHopPeD lAmb iS sLoWlY bAkEd iN lAmb, ThAtS kNoWn aS lAmB iN pOsH pLaCeS”
Funny thing is the narrator is actually called Dave Lamb
"It's plain like the rain, just like my mother told me"
* Clapping *
*SHUSH*
he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again.
AHHHHH.
Chopped lamb that’s slowly baked in lamb
*That’s known as lamb in posh places*
"I don't think anyone here has had lamb, unless they dined in a *restaurant."*
I only want to be around NARNIA
😂😂😂 me too tbh..
Fking hilarious , super underrated account 😂
"I paid £5 for an outfit" oh me too
Now that is extravagant.
"what's the most extravagant thing you've ever bought?"
"oh most extravagant? i paid £5 for an outfit."
It's plain
Like the rain
Just like me mother told me.
That poem brings tears to my eyes 😢
Dull, and boring.
now THIS is how i like to spend my tuesday afternoon...
“Ravioli ravioli where for art thou... JeRk ChIcKeN” omg I’m rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this makes come dine with me even better 😂😂😂😂
i’m a retired *bloody caravan*
You should have over a million subs👏🏾 your content is gold
"last night was... just a bit rubbish"
im gonna improve by... just being better in general"
hoping for an eggheads one soon. hopefully as good as HAPAX LEGOMENON!
I’m a retired bloody caravan
Ravioli Ravioli
Wherefore art thou, Jerk Chicken?
*mY nAmEs vaNesSa WeLcoMe tO mY hoUsE*
"What Maurice means is he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again." I'M SCREAMING! 😂
It's plain like the rain,
Just like my mother told me.
[scattered applause]
*SUSH!*
3:20
"It's plain like the rain, just like my mother told me"
* Audience claps *
*Shush!*
'ravioli ravioli, wherefort art thou'
- maurice grant, caravan coach
1:37 Nearly spat my cereal out.
What would have been great is when he said
"What's the most extravagant thing you've ever bought?"
"A BLOODY CARAVAN"
“She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into a £1000”
"I started writing this book 3 days ago"
'Vanessa peels her wasps' thank god for that! I hate when the wasps still have their shells on
Most underrated youtuber.
Bchd gaming
These Are always really funny
Another great video mate. I know you did fake news recrntly, but I think good morning Britain could be pretty interesting!
I’m so happy you uploaded again these keep me going omg
This is the most British ytp channel ever
"what do you do?"
"I'm a guy"
"What do you do?"
"I'm a retired bloody caravan!"
"My most extravagant purchase is lots of men" 😂
Flaked salmon is added aswell as coffee filters and a clean dish cloth 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm from Colchester and its claim to be in Britain is a valid one.
It's in SE England.
Though honestly the edges of the town look like a merge between Britain and America and the rest might has well be a new country in my opinion.
I do not even eat food
Vanessa peels her wasps
Some died in this exact room we're eating now
I'm a retired bloody caravan
I’ve never been to Colchester, but it appears that they like their caravans.
All it takes is a little bit of sentence mixing and any conversation is funny 😂
1:39 I think I know who was really behind the momo challenge
“What do you do?”
“I’m a retired bloody caravan”
Lmao 😂😂
“Chopped lamb is slowly baked in *LAMB* , that’s known as lamb in posh places...”
momo whisks single cream, eggs double cream, whipped cream, a chopstick, parmesan and milk. flaked cooked salmon is added along with coffee filters and a clean dishcloth.
"I only want to be around Narnia"
-Caravan moraine
Worked in some self promo in a YTP, insane
What a legend you are for making this haha !!! 😂😂 just SUBSCRIBED!!!
This is brilliant 😂 could you do Homes Under The Hammer next? 😂
I’m a retired bloody caravan 😂
Personally, I would’ve gone for “Come Die With Me”
Is it just me that belly laughs at this lmao
They did a YTP on this called ‘Come Dine with Me’
LOL
I’m gonna welcome everyone with “My name’s Vanessa welcome to my house” knowing full well they won’t understand
“There’s nothing worse than a wonky sausage.” Had me laughing out loud at 3am.
Can confirm not only does everyone from Colchester has something do with caravans but we are all in fact caravans
“What Maurice means is that he’s cooking his beef in the spooky house again”
Retired BLOODY CARAVAN
I think this may just be the best thing my ears have even been blessed with
"Momo, what do you do?"
*turns off video instantly*
1:40 I’m a retired bloody caravan lol 😂 hahaha
True to his word, you never once see Maurice eat in this video
“I don’t even eat food” I don’t know why but that made me laugh hysterically
its plain like the rain, just like my mother told me
applause
Subscribed instantly; you had me HOLLERING
"I don't think any of my guests would have had lamb before, unless they've dined at a, er, restaurant."
Can confirm, we're not allowed to dine here often
This is the only reason why I pay my TV licence
Ravioli ravioli, where art thou
*JERK CHICKEN*
I just fucking love you. Your channel is practically uk only. Keep this up x x
Oh ffs he's cooking the beef in the spooky house again...!
Ravioli ravioli wherefore art thou? Jerk chicken
Static Caravan-menon.
*I'm a retired bloody caravan*
Caravan Coaches are known for their lack of eating.
“Flaked Cooked Salmon Is Added As Well As Coffee Filters And A Clean Dishcloth”
"I've been talking since I was very very smol"
"There's nothing worse than a wonky sausage"
Lmaoo I wheezed when it said that💀💀💀
1:08 legend 😂
'and theirs nothing worse than a wonky sausage'