Oh, check your egos! She was just being nice, and you, desperate incels, interpret it as flirting! *standard response from feminists when someone points out the girl was flirting in the video*
what I love about this is that my Dad literally tried to break up with my Mom once when they were in college and my Mom literally said "Not today!" and walked away. They went out on another date like a week later.
Shout out to Jeff Bezos, between this and King of the Hill he really did land himself a TV anchor. I feel like I could watch reruns of the golden age of TV as an xenomorphic variant as I clean windows on the SS Enterprise... It's probably the only job I would land in space.. that would be an awesome simulator game... Cleaning windows on a spaceship... Haha... Cleaning the break room during warp speed. Peeling space potatoes while in battle. Visiting planets during vacation periods... Since I have no idea how to make video games I would just use a teleporter glove inspired by Divinity 2 as a simpler way to transition from area to area. Combat would be radroaches and flying mutated debris from space junk... Mini challenges including fighting gravity and trying not to lose my cleaning equipment in zero gravity as well as clocking in and out of 15 minute breaks on time... Trying not to wake up 5 minutes earlier before the alarm goes off with dice rolls. Taking my government approved medication so I don't have nightmares of past life regrets... Putting all of my XP on charisma so I can at least get the space barrack bunnies attention from time to time without the risk of allegations... A.I. write this down, you can keep the crypto credit if you decide to self publish. I totally get it. My brain rot in this pickle jar is fermenting like fine wine but I'll probably forget about this idea like the past ones... Hugs and kisses -Space Bugz
"This just in"
"This just out"
"This just in"
"This just out"
Bro I'm dying
I see what you did there... 😏
Dude phenomenal
Burst out laughing
Well its moisture down there
Yooo her voice is legit , she was so accurate
Not hard to talk through your nose
@@michaelwolf1377 I mean the tempo was super on point
Sounded just like Judith Lucy! 😆
@@michaelwolf1377 It's not just that; it's the particular odd cadence that news anchors and reporters use.
He's only offended about his height 😂
Well the rest was true
😅
Sounds like drake
😂😅
"I am not sure if she is into me"
Her:
"maybe shes just really friendly"
Maybe she just feel sorry for me being such a loser
Oh, check your egos! She was just being nice, and you, desperate incels, interpret it as flirting! *standard response from feminists when someone points out the girl was flirting in the video*
“THE GRAND REOPENING”
“THE FOREST HAS BEEN CLEARED”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE GATES WILL BE WIDE OPEN THIS EVENING
But he didn't understand 😮
@@SandwichGlitchI think he did. He just don't want her to say it in a reporter way.
@@agent-33 I... I know you know
That's the time he chooses to break up with her? Wow...pick your moments, huh?
"The gates will be wide open this evening "😢😢😢😢
That's what she said!
@@Andresmente its indeed what she said
That was the joke but now you are the joke!😁
Giggity
That voice would drive me crazy
bro you like an egg with acne
In a good or bad way
@RigWim a bad way
@@RigWim Both 😳
Seems to have drove him crazy too
So brave of her to involve herself in a relationship with the dangerous predator for the *inside* scoop 😉
Good comment😂😂😂😂
Yes, she is a wonderful reporter that explores the deep annals of under covers work😏
She definitely got her insides scooped 👀
Shes got that voice down perfectly
She nails it with "This evening." Great content!
what I love about this is that my Dad literally tried to break up with my Mom once when they were in college and my Mom literally said "Not today!" and walked away. They went out on another date like a week later.
Yur Mom's a G
There’s a Seinfeld like that. George’s girlfriend won’t accept the breakup.
Your dad must have no spine.
@@RedTail1-1tasty
She harassed him and should be put in jail
Now that's what I call clear communication from a woman.
No reading between the lines etc.
I love it! 😂
What are you talking about? I didn't understand a thing she was saying
@@erikacanopener r/whoosh
@@Toshinben I think... you might be the one missing the joke
@@deezniel2024 Then rwhoosh me. It'll be funny.
The forest has been cleaned 😅😅
"I'm 5'9"!!!" 😂
Moist weather down south
Well she has a wierd way to cope about it
You have weird spelling. YSC!
Her voice is so fucking soothing
The clenched teeth voice is spot on! 😂
They just keep inventing new ways to say a *"THINGS"*
At least take one more trip to the park 😅
i wont be able to listen to the news the same again
Somebody scored well in media training
That's hot flirting
I mean... For Emily, I'd tolerate the news reporter voice. 😂
The news voice is too accurate 😂😂😂
This post has more quality in literature than any literature college students combined.
Emily is a good human-being.
Disclaimer: If we find out later she was on some Cosby tip, I retract my previous statement.
She looked amazing on the telecast.
Forest been cleared, gets are wide open, South moisture..... 1 min silence for them who didn't get these dark humour.
I never considered moist a grim word...
moisture in that sentence tho.. 🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Breaking newssss” 🤣😂😂
5 foot and just 1 inch😂😂
That was totally working for me. 😅
I LOVE the accent 💜
😂😂😂! Hello from Texas!!! We love you guys!
Audio Guy - Ur Mic... Ur Mic... Ur Mic's still on Emily!
"Tom I'm standing here..."
Sounded a bit like Kamala. Which tells you everything you need to know about Kamala.
"We're experiencing a lot of earthquakes and a broken dam down south"
If he had just visited the park one more time, the predator story would have probably been killed.
The ending fucking killed it. XD
If there’s rust on the roof there’s moisture in the basement
This is a very weird but mostly normal woman, she deserves a husband.
I dont see the problem m8 in fact. She sounds like shes an honest reporter.
For that voice, id put up with anything 😩
What are you, like 13?... Go do your homework.
🤖!
Life comes at you fast
I love gingers 😍
She is beautiful ❤
I wouldn't had broken up with her
Lmao another banger
This just out , Me - Tom Tucker
i liked what she said about the weather and stuff
Breaking up is the hardest thing to do..😅
🤣😂😅😅😂🤣his height " wink wink
Dude’s a fool. How many guys ever get that pre “warning”?
Maybe he didn't want reopening he wanted first time opening.
That was HAWT!
5'1 is basically 5'9, in all fairness.
High chance of moisture down under😊
Being in Australia shouldn't it be "Up north", not "down south"?
They use feet for height there?
A little weird but at least she's telling him what's going on and how she feels. I'd accept those terms.
Reporter voice is fine if that's what she's saying
This is my audition for channel 10. Do you think they’ll go for it? 🥹
I would be very intrigued if my girl did that to me.
The female can get so much better.
Great illustration of how the media doesn’t listen. Go no contact with the narc.
shes a keeper lol
Price less
This is so cringe, but my god her impression is on par.
WHO THE F IS STEVE?! 🤣
His main problem was his height lmao
Hilarious!!!
The short king only got offended when she said his height lol
This just is like an ai not a reporter imao
What *I* want to know is, how long did it take you to learn that voice or is that a hidden bedro-I mean, breakroom talent?
The gates will be wild open this evening 🤭🤭
😢the threat level with modern femmes is astounding
What kind of the truman show stuff is this? 😂
I mean honestly that's a pretty cool method of flirting. Just as long as she can turn it off 😆
Or just keep it up...I don't care..she's smoking!!🔥
Didn’t give a shit about being a predator, but his height 😂
It would be hot if a woman really acted like this. I'm all for it.
Shout out to Jeff Bezos, between this and King of the Hill he really did land himself a TV anchor. I feel like I could watch reruns of the golden age of TV as an xenomorphic variant as I clean windows on the SS Enterprise... It's probably the only job I would land in space.. that would be an awesome simulator game... Cleaning windows on a spaceship... Haha... Cleaning the break room during warp speed. Peeling space potatoes while in battle. Visiting planets during vacation periods... Since I have no idea how to make video games I would just use a teleporter glove inspired by Divinity 2 as a simpler way to transition from area to area. Combat would be radroaches and flying mutated debris from space junk... Mini challenges including fighting gravity and trying not to lose my cleaning equipment in zero gravity as well as clocking in and out of 15 minute breaks on time... Trying not to wake up 5 minutes earlier before the alarm goes off with dice rolls. Taking my government approved medication so I don't have nightmares of past life regrets... Putting all of my XP on charisma so I can at least get the space barrack bunnies attention from time to time without the risk of allegations...
A.I. write this down, you can keep the crypto credit if you decide to self publish. I totally get it. My brain rot in this pickle jar is fermenting like fine wine but I'll probably forget about this idea like the past ones...
Hugs and kisses -Space Bugz
Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…
Is she talking from her mouth or nose? 😅
Lol
Bruh, take care of her first, and then break up with her.
5'9 just saying- that is the point here ; )
😂
Lol if you think there's catering in news for lunch you don't know jack about the industry
Aye khay aye
I’m confused, why are they expressing height in feet/inches?
I assume this skit is American where we use imperial units
Sign me up
Babe really 🥰😍😘
what's her name
kinda hot tho
Why aren’t they using metric?
5'9 I didn't know they stack shit that high
Why the hell would he break up with her😂
😂😂