In Every Breath You Take, it sounds exactly like he sings, "I'm a pool hall ace," and this seems an interesting line what fits the song. What he really says is, "How my poor heart aches."
"I could have laid a giraffe" sounds like the kind of thing that a friend would mention whilst really drunk without ever providing any context or later going as far as to acknowledge they said it, leaving you wonder about the story behind it...
"listening to the teacher while adjusting my bag" isn't misheard the song is Smoking in the Boys Room by Motly Crue and the chorus is "smoking the boys room because everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school"
2:44 person from wuhan sneaking around to spread coronavirus edit: holy crap guys. please stop this. I literally mentioned nothing about gacha life before you guys all mentioned it. I have been civil and kept my cool the entire time, not spamming caps at people and insulting them. Fine, I don't really care that you guys don't like gacha life. I just do this for fun, and I'm not hurting anyone. There's a lot of cringey communities out there, and there's nothing we can do about it. I'm not being abusive on youtube, wanting to attack people, or being rude. I'm just making art and trying to make people happy. I'm not doing this for money or clout or anything, I'm just doing what I love. Why are you attacking me because of this? I'm just enjoying life and trying to be happy, and I think you'd be happier not worrying about me either. And, everyone, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I am just genuinely trying to be nice to everyone, but if you got offended, I apologize. I hope this doesn't make you too upest. edit 2: when I said random kid, I was referring to myself.
I literally always thought “Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room” said “while adjusting my bag.” Actually had to go look up the lyrics to that one. My life has been a lie.
4:23 I always heard I see a little silhouette of a man Got a mosche, got a mosche, will you do the vandango I always thought they were talking about a man with a mustache (mosche) with the background of starry night (vandango) I have no idea why
Bald headed woman is what my mom thought the lyrics to that song were, she also thought another beegee's song was called "Jive Doggy" its called "jive Talking"
Has anybody, i.e. SNL (or other tv shows) discussed misheard lyrics with the actual singers? I mean COME ON! I would SO want to see Phil Collins reaction to 0:54 Some misheard lyrics here are WAY better than others here. I think the ultimate test is if you hear the misheard lyrics even when wearing headphones... It doesn't work with ABBA's "Take a Chance on Me" though , and certainly Not Billy Joel 1:53 😒
I agree about the 3 you mentioned especially since all 3 of the misheard lyrics are in the title of the song so if you are going to mishear something at least pick words that aren't in the title. I think the Phil Collins and probably the Billy Joel one were just to make fun of the song. I think Phil would wallop somebody just out of stupidity for that one. And I take personal offense to baldheaded woman. Come on. You know better.
“Jackie Chan”
“I could have laid a giraffe” 😆😆😆
lol
Lmao
INVISIBLE DOG SHIT
...jackie chan is the song...
2:26 I always heard there's a bathroom on the right
Same
Same here xD
On the live-album "Premonition" he actually sings that in the last verse :)
ThePasta666 I hear bathmoon on the right
Same
" she was a fax machine she kept her modem clean" lol
I’m dead lol
This one was hilarious
Yes
I always sing it that way with my dad XD
🎵secret Asian man🎵
*_"DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LARS DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE AND OF BAKED APPLE PIE"_*
Other bangers by Metallica: "We're ready to kill our drummer" - No Remorse
"Replace my blood with gasoline" - Fuel
@@thiccochet Dang, what'd that drummer do to deserve it?
@@darthplagueis13 St. Anger
@@darthplagueis13 Being Lars Ulrich
GIMME FOOD, GIMME FRIES, GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDE!
2:10 I'll never hear Enter Sandman normally again.
I always heard baked apple pie and never knew what it actuallyy means
I never heard it normally ever.
“Invisible dog shit” is my fav
Same
I died at the digimon garlic champions
Same
"Scare a moose, scare a moose" Got me hearing that for days and nights and I've been chuckling off
That "secret agent man" song is what I used to think it said!!!!
Me too!
I guess "The Spy next door" played on that misheard lyric, by casting Jackie Chan to be the "Secret asian man."
lol!
+Tristan That's because you have the correct lyric.
"Must be talking to a ninja"
Next song:
"Secret Asian man"
Uncanny
Lmfao
Except no one ever thought that.
Was someone’s girlfriend cheating on them with a ninja or something
there's a bathroom on the right
I can’t be the only one who thought that Led Zeppelin was singing Kool aid this whole time
You're not. For a while a sung that
2:10 burn this for the sake of all Metallica fans please
I still only hear and the things that will bite
“RED RED WINE, STEAK LOBSTER MEAT” HOLY SHIT THAT’S GREAT 🤣👏
No one ever thought that
“Bald-headed woman” had me literally laughing out loud!! 😂
That’s what I thought he was singing when I was little
I mean, if that's what you're into, I ain't gonna judge.
@@alexolds9840 Will Smith is into that
@@hissatsu4937 True lol.
It's pronounced More Than A Woman you doofus. 😑🙄🙄😑😑🙄😑😑😑🙄😑😑😑🙄😑😑🙄🙄😑🙄🙄🙄🙄
4:18 this was stuck in my head for a whole week
Bald-headed woman""" bald headed woman to me""" LOLOLOL
Same
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THE QUOTATION MARKS ON EACH SIDE OF THE QUOTE, NOT ON THE GODDAMN VERY RIGHT, DUMBASS!!
what does a baked apple pie have to do with war liars and dragons fire
Everything
They needed a snack
All the things that make America great
@@TH-ds2yx I didn't know america had dragons fire.
@@darthplagueis13 Yes, shotgun rounds, look them up
2:46 I HEARD THIS TOO I THIUGHT IT WAS THE LYRICS UNTIL I LOOKED IT UP A FEW DAYS AGO
1:21 "and the hamsters turn all freak with me" is "At The Zoo" by Simon&Garfunkel
It goes "And the hamsters turn on frequently"
In Every Breath You Take, it sounds exactly like he sings, "I'm a pool hall ace," and this seems an interesting line what fits the song. What he really says is, "How my poor heart aches."
2: 20 Chiken tikka tell me what' s wrong. 😂😂😂😂
I’ll never hear chiquitita the same again
"I could have laid a giraffe" sounds like the kind of thing that a friend would mention whilst really drunk without ever providing any context or later going as far as to acknowledge they said it, leaving you wonder about the story behind it...
''I'm not talking about the linen'' XD
"She's always a weasel" dead
Yeah
James Hetfield is a little difficult to follow with that gutteral growl he does
1:34 I believe in Godzilla indeed
"I believe in the king of Kong"
This can only get worse...
"Secret Asian Man". A classic.
DIGIMON GARLIC CHAMPIONS
secret asian man
"scare a moose, scare a moose" omg i can't😂
Secret asian man XD LOL
That's frickin racist
Alastors cool guy clone 2021 literally how it’s not
There’s a bathroom on the right
Hold me closer tony danza
"Dreams of... a baked apple pie"...lol!
LMAO she was a fax machine 😂😂😂
She kept her modem clean
Chicken Tika tell meee what's wrooong.
"Norman's a woman to me!"
Several of my favorite bands are here and I love it
3:35 got me so much because of my hatred for this song
Always remember to keep the modem clean on your fax machine (0:48)
Nothing I hate more than a dirty modem
When it said "take a chance on me"
"Jackie chan's on me'
I'm hard of hearing, and these videos make me feel very validated. "See? I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID!"
“I’ll flash him thunder thigh and I’ll survive” lmaoooo
Song?
@@ilovepokemon1111 7 seas of rhye by Queen
3:00 I don't wanna work I just wanna bang on this mug all day.
- Michael Scott
"Scare a moose" should be the official one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL scare a moose scare a moose XD
I'mma need a list of these songs
Got to admit I grew up with digimon. I always thought they were saying digimon garlic champions as well. Lol
"listening to the teacher while adjusting my bag" isn't misheard the song is Smoking in the Boys Room by Motly Crue and the chorus is "smoking the boys room because everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school"
RJ Racoon it’s “listening to the teacher rag just ain’t my bag”
@@tyleryates8508 you are correct
0:55
When I can't find the mess my dog made in the living room:
2:44 person from wuhan sneaking around to spread coronavirus
edit: holy crap guys. please stop this. I literally mentioned nothing about gacha life before you guys all mentioned it. I have been civil and kept my cool the entire time, not spamming caps at people and insulting them. Fine, I don't really care that you guys don't like gacha life. I just do this for fun, and I'm not hurting anyone. There's a lot of cringey communities out there, and there's nothing we can do about it. I'm not being abusive on youtube, wanting to attack people, or being rude. I'm just making art and trying to make people happy. I'm not doing this for money or clout or anything, I'm just doing what I love. Why are you attacking me because of this? I'm just enjoying life and trying to be happy, and I think you'd be happier not worrying about me either. And, everyone, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I am just genuinely trying to be nice to everyone, but if you got offended, I apologize. I hope this doesn't make you too upest.
edit 2: when I said random kid, I was referring to myself.
^●ω●^
*Wats dis?*
@@UNOwen-yc3es *notices ur bulge*
Gacha Life is not good
@@UNOwen-yc3es ugh don't spread the virus.
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON HOME TO PLAY THE NEW CALL OF DUTY THIS IS NOT TOO CASH MONEY
At 0:51: wait .. so those aren't the lyrics?
"She seems to have invisible dog s**t!" LMBO 🤣🤣
thanks for the arthur theme song that was my childhood
UB40 Red red Wine....it will never be the same now....sob!
"Jackie Chan" OMG IM DYING
And a baked apple pie
- James Hetfield 1991
Mmm Metallica baked Apple pie.
When my son was 3 or 4 he would sing secret agent man as secret Cajun man lol
Imagine the luck, your only superpower is invisible dog shit, and Genesis does a song about it.
what does a gyro have to with a jar
0:40 the last sentence sounds like: jackie chan is on me
I can't unhear digital garlic champions
"I COULD HAVE LAID A GIRAFFE"
now I hear ''there's whiskey in the jungle.''
*AND A BAKED APPLE PIE* 🤟🤟
It's a shameful thing, lobster head. Too many limes. Written In My Face(2011)
Am I the only one who heard "digimon mustard" in the first one?
Pairs well with garlic champions...
Aah the first song brought me back to when I use to watch Digimon
What song is 2:04?
If you change your mind(Jackie Chan) - I laughed so loud that I woke up my dog and she was not amused.....
“She seems to have invisible dog shit!”
I couldn’t fucking breathe! 😂
I literally always thought “Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room” said “while adjusting my bag.” Actually had to go look up the lyrics to that one. My life has been a lie.
Would have liked it if you had put the original lyrics along with the misheard ones...
''invisible dog 💩'' LOL
4:23
I always heard
I see a little silhouette of a man
Got a mosche, got a mosche, will you do the vandango
I always thought they were talking about a man with a mustache (mosche) with the background of starry night (vandango)
I have no idea why
Bald headed woman is what my mom thought the lyrics to that song were, she also thought another beegee's song was called "Jive Doggy" its called "jive Talking"
3:21 lmao
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, 😭😭🤣🤣
1:28 Good job, mixing U2 music with the MonsterVerse.
i actually thought jonny rivers was singing secret asian man
this comment still holds true today.
1:30 ahahaha yes,U2,infamous for misheard lyrics 🤣
The misheard lyrics on Creedence Clearwater Revival song is: There's a bathroom on the right.
Song: Fool in the Rain
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Album: Fool in the Rain
(description lmao)
Who in the actual fuck heard “digimon garlic champions” in the digimon theme???
2:10 AND A BAKED APPLE PIEEE!!
Chicken tikka tell me what's wrong. 😂
I'm never going to hear these songs correctly again.
"There's a bathroom on the right"
“I’ll Flash Him Thunder Thigh And I’ll Survive” Is My Favorite, Is In What Song?????
_garlic_
“You need kool-aid”
I could have laid a giraffe wait what 🤣🤣 how the he'll I survived this video
Has anybody, i.e. SNL (or other tv shows) discussed misheard lyrics with the actual singers? I mean COME ON! I would SO want to see Phil Collins reaction to 0:54
Some misheard lyrics here are WAY better than others here. I think the ultimate test is if you hear the misheard lyrics even when wearing headphones... It doesn't work with ABBA's "Take a Chance on Me" though , and certainly Not Billy Joel 1:53 😒
I agree about the 3 you mentioned especially since all 3 of the misheard lyrics are in the title of the song so if you are going to mishear something at least pick words that aren't in the title. I think the Phil Collins and probably the Billy Joel one were just to make fun of the song. I think Phil would wallop somebody just out of stupidity for that one. And I take personal offense to baldheaded woman. Come on. You know better.
I didn't know that I needed kool aid. Thanks for teaching me how to survive bro :)
Oh man, I really thought they we're saying "I'm not talkin bout the linen"
Finally, I found one with Digimon in it!
A lot of these are actually the real lyrics
Its has, and always will be "there's a bathroom on the right"
I always heard “secret Asian man”
XD hear a good few years late!! XD and omg hahaaaaaa must be talking to a ninja!!
I might never hear these songs again
These are better than the real lyrics.