Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- Please join us in our deserted power station under the 110 overpass as we welcome legendary actress, comedian, author, and animation megastar: the inimitable Kristen Schaal! Ignore the lack of bathrooms and that low hum as we steal electricity from the rusty lamppost on the corner, and simply enjoy the effervescent conversation about creative head holes, public poo etiquette, historical colon blockages, and harlot makeup trends. As a favor to us, please don't walk to your car alone after the interview. Most of this block is haunted by the spiteful ghost of William Mulholland.
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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"Are we losing the audience?" Kristen, we come to this place for magic🤣🤣
i hope she sees that every comment is just gushing over how much they love her! she’s too humble😂
NOT THIS
She said this as soon as I read this😮🔮✨️✨️✨️✨️
literally!!!
Magic and poop talk
Not Katya and Louise belcher working it out on the remix
I cackled in the teachers lounge thank you
Literally.
Katya and Mabel yapping 😭
@@the_only_trouxa oomf said mabel and mcgucket😭
i made the concious choice to watch this one with my eyes closed. and im so glad they started out on poop 💩 😂😭
Jesus fucking Christ this is the crossover I didn't know I needed. I can't wait.
I don’t think Jesus fucked Christ…😊
What is this? A crossover episode!
Riiiiight! They are perfect 😂❤
Why the blasphemy? We’re already gay. Do we really need to add that to the death penalty?
@@ZUKO-FROMTHEFIRENATIONyikes dude
“wait, you’re gay?”
BRO I DIED SHE IS SO FCKIN FUNNY AND AMAZING!!! katya was living too 😭
44:44
The sign on the table makes it even funnier 😭
Kristen is way too fast on the comebacks and one-liners 😂😂😂
Please, please, PLEASE bring Kristen Schaal back!!!! The chemistry here is insane!!!! I laughed SO hard and SO many times! This checks all the boxes of required traits for a perfect pairing… ESPECIALLY the all-important penchant for wild poop stories! At the very least, I need an episode with Kristen and Trixie!
at the VERY least!!!!!! 🙏🤲🧎♂️➡️🧎♀️➡️🧎➡️🧎➡️📿🛐
Seriously I need Katya on bob’s Burgers now
@@SacredArcanaamen 🌠
Going from "boring first date question" to "I'm gonna go take a shit" in unison 😂
Their chemistry is incredible
I laughed out loud so genuinely such a good moment
it's so funny how they're like both nervous to talk even though they're clearly such big fans of each other lol
“I’m gonna be at the forefront of culture” as if Kristen Schaal hasn’t been in some of the most iconic shows of the 21st century.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
she’s honestly too humble, girl forgot she’s A-List 😂
Katya, maybe not the forefront of culture, but definitely the foreskin
ummm???? literally the best first guest we could have gotten im crying
This isn’t the first guest by a long shot.
@@ambientobsession5298no shit. i meant since Trixies break obviously
@@snatchery This isn’t the first guest since Trixie went on break either. He’s been on break since at least the episode with Drew Afualo, I’m sure. Trixie said in his video that they had pre-recorded several episodes before the break to post along with the guest episodes😊
this isn't the first guest since Trixie went on break lmao
@@Tom-nv9lvpretty sure every episode before this one was previously recorded. in the previous episode they said trixie was about to leave so if they’re posting chronologically, she’s the first guess.
"Because it's animated? This offends me."
I love hearing Kristen's love of animated films. It's so refreshingly delightful!
saying Moana with her full chest made me lol
Well she is Louise Belcher, Sarah Lynn, and Mabel Pines!!
Her asking where her camera is, being told all the cameras, looking into a camera, and the editor deciding to use footage from the exact opposite direction, absolutely killed me
I now need the writers of Bobs Burgers to create Katya the most unhinged rollercoaster of a diabolical character for an episode of BB. And I need it NOW.
A new carnie or shop owner
That would be my favorite crossover ever. I love Bob’s Burgers
She’d fit the show so perfectly!!
One of Gretchen's friends of course
Marshmallows friend would be amazing!!
voice acting is sooooo underrated she adds so much to literally every role she plays
is it acting if that's literally just her voice
@@weltenunder Are you kidding? Yes.
@@weltenunder
Are actors acting if they're using their regular faces
@@weltenunderif you’ve ever experienced an emotional response to an animated character, it’s because of the voice of an actor.
@@weltenunderno, not really, but she’s not one of those either. Chris Pratt is one of those. Kristen Schaal expresses a ton of emotion when she’s doing VA
they matched each others freak so perfectly this is the best 😭
The sound of Katya’s guttural laugh at Kristen’s jokes 👏🏾 took 👏🏾 me 👏🏾 all 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 way 👏🏾 out! Also the genius class of joke delivery that Kristen just gave the internet is gold.
Aaaaaaand another thing. The Wimbledon-esque style to return jokes of Katya!!!!!!!! I could watch a live feed of them chatting forever. Respectfully.
Katya laughs are pure joy! 😂🥰
Kristen saying her hole to the ether has been closed when she’s delivered comedy gold for the last hour… she’s a genius and a blessing! Incredible guest, I wish this could’ve lasted forever
UGH TRIXIE IS PUNCHING THE AIR RIGHT NOW this is some of the best chemistry since Trixie herself. I feel like Katya really shines when people are her kinda weird and Kristen just volley'd so well.
Yeah agreed! The chemistry was fantastic. This was an amazing pairing. I laughed basically the whole time.
Kristen and Bob have def had the best chemistry with katya by FAR
Four minutes in and the GUEST says “Why can’t we just slit our wrists and…” so I know this one is gonna be wild
and the fact the sentence was ‘why can’t we just slit our wrists and have poop come out’ 😭 what a magical episode lol
PLEASE BRING HER BACK this was the best episode in a long time
That’s what I thought! I need a sequel!!
the poop story is gonna live in my brain for the rest of my life
"their word for it is different but they use the same- ... you're about to shit.... i can see it" IM CRYING
I’ve re-watched this episode like 3 times already and this bit is my absolute favorite; her timing is absolutely killer
"I have hair but I don't need it"
I LOVE HER
this is the best Podcast get ever. Incredible.
This is one of the best Katya guest pairings of all time. The chemistry and volleying are off the charts, and it's not just because Kristen Schaal is hilarious - it's because of how quickly they bounce off of each other.
They really matched each others freak!!!! I love it
And as EVERYONE expected, Katya was wheezing 90% of the entire podcast lmaooo
OMG pls i hope Kristen Schaal would be invited back again to the podcast while both Trixie and Katya is there, she's so funny!! 😭😭😭
That would be awesome. She's so unbelievably funny
Check out her standup!
YESSS
Kristen is such a perfect energy match for Katya and this show. Please have her back in a regular rotation!!!!!!!
This was incredible. It’s like watching Katya talk to another Katya from another multiverse
i like how katya said they only talk about pee and poop as a (half) joke and then they literally actually ended up talking about poop for 10 minutes
somebody has to talk about it because it's gonna keep happening
@@crunchyoats1862 How do we make it stop. I cant be shitting anymore, its too much and it keeps happening
Katya: "we gotta go"
Kristen: "have you seen Dune?"
*podcast goes on for another 5 minutes*
Mother, I’m rediscovering the delightful feeling of anticipation again
Thank you
constipation
😂😂😂😂 I use that "Mother, I'm doing this thing again" so often is not even funny anymore but I can't help it
I've used almost every line of that video as it's own text notification 😂
well yes!
We NEED someone to animate the poop story as Louise talking to Katya, I’m crying in the car just picturing it
This is my favorite guest episode they've every done, she kept Katya on her toes
"I'm gonna puke" "you should do it" cackling
This is a huge day for Kristen. But let’s not forget, this is pretty big for Katya too
lmaoo this made me laugh so hard, i hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight.
i absolutely adored seeing them both fangirl over each other. i’m not too familiar with kristen but now i love her & the way she loves katya😂
I hope this joke never dies
@@Outlier-db8sq OMG THATS THE SWEETEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
@@mayailianna same ❤
Im just gonna hear Katya talking to Louise 😂
Its the best thing ive never even imagined
I need this to be animated
Close your eyes, use your imagination
I hear all characters mixed 😭
When she started screaming all I could see was Louise!!
55:45 she does off kilter comedy SO incredibly well... the way she doesn't skip a beat before responding here is amazing xD
"are we losing the audience?" Girl, you got me at "keep you safe" 😆
trixie gone for 1 week and now it’s the poop-cast 😭😭
😭😭
Trixie’s worst nightmare
Ah! No good! Caca!
One of their most watched episodes is named 'Hard Turds Only' and you had the gall, the ball and the wherewithal to imply that this wasn't a poop-cast before?
@@MMDAMV Still hysterically funny to me. Thank you for that throwback. You rock.
Can we acknowledge how supportive Katya is with Trixie taking a break. Like that's a supportive friend, they really are supportive of each other ❤❤
The mutual love and support is beautiful and I really appreciate how much they’re willing to share of their lives with us. It’s so easy to talk about the good things but the hard/stressful parts of life can often be partially or completely alleviated by sharing with others. Good role models of friendship for me personally as I tend to completely gloss over the hard parts with my friends. If they can share hard stuff with each other and then post it on the internet I think I can at least learn to share with the people I love.
Lol cuz Trixie is just so worn down by all the damn projects she starts herself lol😅
The fact that the legend and icon, Kristen Schaal, called our legend and icon.. Katyanna.. my heart just melted
The chemistry between these two is honestly the best
From Gravity Falls to What We Do In The Shadows, I am OBSESSED with Kristen Schaal! Really hope she can come back on the podcast at some point.
Kristen Schaal is one of the funnest people on earth, so happy to see more comedians on the pod! All the guests have been amazing and Katya is killing it with these interviews!
“Boring first date question” im crying lmaoooooo
Her saying "Katiana" is taking me lol
I want to like this but I don’t wanna ruin the 69 like count 😂
Okay, so i'm expecting Kristen Schaal to apear on every episode of Bald and the Beautiful from now on
Trixie who? Katya who?
This woman needs a podcast why is she so perfect and funny my god
She fixed those dangerous minds and made them pretty safe. This episode is an instant classic.
“Instant classic!” That was exactly what I was thinking!!
I was hesitant to watch this, I get anxiety if I feel the guests are not giving. 😂
“ let’s pivot “ talks about poop for another 15 minutes 😂😂😂 loved this episode . Katya really can make any guest feel so comfortable ❤
This is my second time listening because this is the funniest fucking episode. This almost tops Bobs episodes. Katya is so good at hosting. She doesn’t just talk about work and new projects she just goes off the fucking deep end 😂😂😂
Literally same!!! Could only listen while I got ready for work, and drove to and from; now I just got home and am watching it! I was dying while I was getting ready, so now I need to see Katya’s red wheezing and Kristen’s beautiful face!
I also love the Bob/Katya episodes! They’re multi-watchers as well! 🩷
I think this is what makes her fail at doing interviews. It's a wasted opportunity for us to find out neat things about the guest. Instead, all we got to learn about Kristen was her favorite movies, which digits she'd remove in exchange for mastery of languages, and which sport she'd dominate for a year. I'm sorry to but I'm willing to bet there are all kinds of neat and FUN things we could have learned about Kristen if Katya had done even a rudimentary amount of preparation.... Just saying.
@@ScottysHaze if you want to learn about Kristen go listen to any of her other interviews. Not everything has to be serious and “prepped”. This is a silly goofy podcast
@@ScottysHazewell she never claimed to be a professional interviewer and it’s not that kind of vibe here anyway …. Just appreciate the art in the comedy
Kristen is flawless. Her humor is perfectly suited for this podcast. Love her.
35:52 the way they both throw in the sh*t joke at the same time, kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i'm gonna puke"
"noooo 😮 i mean wooow 😊.... you should do it!"
LMFAAOO
she is the best guest we’ve EVER had. calling it 23 minutes in
need her as a recurring guest
That would be so cool. This is one of their best episodes
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She matches Katyas energy unlike any other guest she’s hilarious
“all we talk about on this podcast is piss and poop” *immediately talks about poop* i love it sm 💀💀💀
Katya with Louise I NEED this animated in bobs burger style!!!!!!!
Please! They're equally twisted.
Katya would a person Louise would canonically make friends with lmao
For real for reAl
yes Louise is talking a drag queen at a bar
I’m convinced Katya was already on Bob’s Burgers, in the episode where Bob had to drive a taxi to pay for Tina‘s party.
I'm happy to know that Kristen responded to Katya's ravens. All 500 of them.
35:42 This entire part and then them both talking at the same time. I cant 🤣
I love Katya’s long laugh where she repeats what she found funny bc she GENUINELY finds it’s extremely hilarious and needs to live in the moment of how funny that shit was to her and it’s like the littlest jokes she finds so hilarious that most won’t
the way I said “NEVER” when Kristen asked if they’re losing the audience. suuuch a joy to listen to her completely off the cuff
"That's something you should lead with..." 😂😂😂
I’m dead 🤣
"I can shotgun shit a turd into a toilet, and don't even have to wipe."
Found directly under the Christian Mingle profile.
You know the delivery is perfect when they take two silent seconds to process before they surprise themselves with the second wave of laughter.
Their chemistry is insane, 10/10
Kristen’s poop story killed me, that’s so specifically horrifying and relatable 😂
@43:00 “Gotta hit those notes! Math is in music!” 🤣💀
Literally the story trixie tells of katya yelling at night "its math! Music is all math!!"
“I was worried I wasn’t going to get any of your references… anyway my hole is closed and it’s been closed for about 5/6 years now, maybe longer”
Girl… you understand our references just fine 🙌
And if her hole was close I wouldn’t have been laughing my literal ass off that whole video
Her poop story seriously had me laughing so hard at my work desk. I'm out of breath.
petition for katya to keep podcasting with celebrities she likes or wants to kiki with while mama trixie is on sabbatical! this energy is immaculate, im living for kristen
Isn’t that what’s happening?
@@nataliaalfonso2662I’m also confused about this comment
@@quinnaddison420 i’m sorry yall are struggling with basic reading but i very clearly said “ _keep_ podcasting,” as in yes it’s happening now, but keep doing it.
Honestly. Trixie please enjoy your holiday. Lengthen it even if you want mama. I am living for the Katy show.
@@pixie9499 I like that you deleted your previous comment and wrote a new one. You’re doing so well sweetie.
"High strung..." "Like a cello?" Ahahha
Katya had a “He’s alive, i’m kidding” moment with Kristen love it
Oh I just know Katya asks her about ‘What we do in the shadows’
As she should!
OOOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY!
she tried but then we don't get an answer lol
i need all of katya’s celebrity fixations on this pod. they never fail us & we eat it up
@@pixie9499nicole kidman
@@alafolieeeomfg IMAGINE? or anyone from the movie Clue. i need “flames on my face” to come back into the rotation 😂
I came as soon as I heard
Omg. I was just gonna write that. 😂
Lol
Literally
*gasp* “I just heardddd” 😂😍
For some reason I feel like this is perfectly on brand for Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers lmaoooo
"i'm gonna puke"
"You should do it"
@@crunchyoats1862 LITERALLY HAHAH
6:37 love they went in on Trixie for a minute 😂
wait please let kristen fill in for trixie for the whole break please please this is magical
katya reaching out to grab kristen and then deciding against it at 35:47 is sending me omg
😂😂😂😂😂
Katya nervously laughing while Kristen carries the show? I wouldn't expect anything less from these ladies. 👌🏻
“Katianna Thank you so much”xD
See me w/them hands
this may be one of the funniest things ive seen on the internet; Katya is such a comfortable "interviewer" where the vibe of the podcast isn't lost while getting interesting info from Kristen schaal. love her on this show
the deep cut guest we didn’t know we needed omg
18:50 "Katyana thankyou so much!" Im obsessed! 🤩
I'll never stop calling her katyana now 😂
the same parts...
Seeing Trixie do the advertisement segment and I’m like, “take your break Courtney”
Kristen, comparing Cher to a Dog, has me dying.
11:18 “you’re about to be airlifted” I love when people make comedic references to something they talked about earlier in the conversation. Just shows you’re listening and absorbing
22:30 she does it again and it’s just so funny
“You’ll carry on the memory” 😂😂😂
Kristen Schaal deserves to know that the late night commercials of The Heart She Holler still haunt me to this day.
I forgot about that show!!
I was wondering what show that was… looked it up… OHHHHHH now I remember the damn commercials keeping me up all night lmao
Kristen Schaal is an icon I remember first seeing her on flight of the conchords and thinking she was the funniest comedian. Every show she’s been in since she steals the spotlight. Love her on this show!!!!!
That was my first exposure to her as well and I fell in love, she’s so fucking funny
This was the most wonderfully chaotic first date that I needed to overhear today. 🤣
her outro telling her socials!!! katya wheezing!! such a great ep 😭😭
Best episode ever. More Kristen Schaal!
I'm physically hurting from laughing too much. Gawd these two are PERFECT together.
41:26 I crack *UP* whenever Katya pushes through and is *determined* to speak even though she's in the middle of an uncontrollable wheezing laugh. "Chaturanga Dandasana."
I could listen to them talk for 8 hours and still want more.
2:46 that was the best “wooooh” I’ve ever heard 😂
Jesus christ i was not expecting this. This i mean the best episode of podcast on earth. I am so sorry that i did not know that Kristen Schaal is this funny
Criminal her hilarity and beauty was LOCKED AWAY before this podcast
I choked when I saw the thumbnail! I love Kristen Schaal! So many of her characters are iconic. Justice for The Guide on WWDITS! This is the season the group will finally accept her as part of the family. I can FEEL it!
“Is it runny?” 😂😂😂
‘Wait - you’re gay?’ Iconic
She’s hysterical. This is a really good combo.
This episode was so dang funny. They have such a fun chemistry.
God she’s awesome, LOVE. Let’s also keep Katyana in rotation please
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