The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Harnessing the quaint, country elements of middle America but with a contemporary spin, "Modern Farmhouse Decor" blends clean lines, muted color palettes, and textured materials to give birth to a timeless look bursting with both joie de vivre and sliding barn doors that offer absolutely no privacy or sound-dampening whatsoever. Whether you and your flatulent husband Gary are in search of a light, bright farmhouse kitchen or a warm, cozy great plains-inspired living room, the modern farmhouse style strikes the perfect balance between the clean lines of an apocalyptic future and the borderline starvation of the 1932 Dust Bowl. All with the added bonus of sharing Gary's irritable bowel syndrome with guests and family during the holidays. On this very special interior decoration episode of Bald, your personal designers Trixie and Katya will teach you how to share not just your love of the rural American farmhouse style, but also every wet sound and putrid odor from Gary's frequent and disturbing bowel movements. Welcome, y'all...make yourselves at home.
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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black diarrhea seems like a valid song for katya
Here, I was hoping to get a rave review of Boa, since Katya hyperfixated on Bongos, but settling for this seems more apt.
It’s soooo rob zombie coded💀
I love it! 🖤💩🖤💩🖤
Watching Trixie's face go from intrigued, to surprised, to disgusted was sending me
Why is it LITERALLY perfect for her. Where is Katya’s heavy metal/rock album?
Low key. You can tell Katya and Trixie are true friends because she really went to visit her not knowing if she wanted to and you can see Katya really appreciated it. I love these two
made me cry
“Well I miss rehab” I about fell on the floor laughing
you dont want visitors in rehab, usually not allowed the first weeks. Katya is addicted to sex, there's a rehab for that too.
"How bout this, I get you an Uber back to rehab?" 😂😂😂
“I can’t wait to go back”
“And you will”
FABULOUS.
I think she actually said “I’m Miss Rehab.”
all jokes aside, it really does disgust me that barely anyone went to visit katya in rehab, including “friends” she’s known and hung out with regularly for 8-10 years. i’m grateful she has trixie and fena.
People have lives
@@eldiablo4160of course people have lives… Trixie said she only visited once and Katya was still extremely grateful. Katya clearly had supported these other people before she went to rehab and they chose to not support her when she really needed them. It’s really sad
the people she’s referring to are people who are usually with her multiple times a week
@eldiablo4160. meaning that time of their life would’ve been spent with her ANYWAY.
I'm over the bullshit, I'm over drama. Anyways, who do we think she's talking about? 👀
i just knew katya’s friends were trash from the stories she would tell abt them over the years. nothing would kill me more than being in one of those insufferable real friends of weho types of gay friend groups.
God works hard. Katya goons harder.
i feel like she would love this comment 😄
that’s the shirt up👆🏽
I think that’s an extremely valid response to your “friends” not visiting you Katya
Someone’s not being invited to Thanksgiving this year…
@@The_Crucible714 Idk if you saw her story that day, but she looked kind of.. fked up. So it’s probably best those ppl from last year don’t come again.
@@MauriceeeMovinthangsgirl your comments are embarrassing. Found the angry keeper of all cultures going all My Sisters Keeper on us
"We are psychically linked!" "You told me," took me out! A decade of friendship, and they've finally remembered a story the other one told! I'm so proud!
Psychic=other people remembering what you told them
@@cecille5833i rewatched this so many times because even if she hadnt told katya how would katya knowing something mean trixie was psychic 🤣🤣🤣
Not the first time Trixie has mistaken basic functional memory with supernatural psychic abilities
they’ve EVOLVED 😭🌟
Katyas rehab drawing is SO REAL pretty sure I made an exact replica in the mental hospital
The movies are back
Love the shorts you make ❤
@@C1TheLegendary thank you 🥺
fr your channel is actually so goated
THE GIRLS ARE BACK BAYBEEE
heartbreak feels good in a place like this
LMFAO Katyas transition into that song has me dead "but I'll tell you what I am good at.." never too early in the pod to be unhinged
Katya is so real to speak on "friends" who desert you when you relapse/go to rehab. I've had the same experience and it's illuminating to find out who's still there when you're at your worst. If they're not there when you're struggling, put them in the bin. She's right and she should say it!🤣
You're right, and you're a good speller!
I hope she exposes the names one day cause she said people she’s known for almsot a DECADE didn’t even contact her. Just disgusting
@@notthatkyle2338 that's not for us to know - like it's not like they're going to be our friends - I feel like exposing is for when people have used their power and wealth as celebrities to hide something like abuse, theft, exploitation, corruption etc. - this feels more personal
As Bob would say “Drag Her”
Damn Linda, Brian and Ulysses...
Katya: ✨️BLACK DIHARREA✨️
Trixie: 😧
In all seriousness I'm fucking proud of Katya for knowing to go to treatment. Did my 1st stint at the end of last year. It takes a lot of humility and honesty to make that decision❤
Hope you’re doing well 🫶
Hope your doing well! And i agree❤️
I'm doing well, thank you! As addicts we will always struggle but laughing about it and being open is the healing part!
Katya sharing she was at rehab really helps us fans who have also gone to rehab or been hospitalized for mental illness feel more comfortable about it ❤
I think you really have to want to go yourself. Not forced by a family member or friend. Even then it may take more than once.
whoever didn’t visit Katya at rehab count your days
Tbh, we don’t know the dynamics existing between Katya and these so-called “friends.” There’s also a big difference between true friends and “ha-ha girls;” hangers on who use someone for their wealth, influence, etc. This isn’t Katya’s first involvement with rehab so one would think she’s had time to evaluate her relationship with these people from past experience. In any case it seems their behavior is a huge reality check for her. I’ve learned if you do nice things for people expecting them to reciprocate you’re bound to be disappointed.
@@The_Crucible714I heavily agree on that last part. Even tho putting our expectations on others is the first step in disappointment, I feel like it’s also important to have certain principles in friendships to stand behind n the lack of consideration for her during this last rehabilitation was just eye opening for her like u said
The black diarrhea song had me scream laughing and then “well I miss rehab” almost killed me
That song is priceless! 💩🖤💩🖤💩
Oh this was such a joyful episode. They were both so so happy to be back in each other’s presence on the pod 😂 and I love when Trixie is so eager to make Katya laugh. They have such a beautiful friendship
“You’re giving Harkonnen” Katya mentioning Dune any chance she gets kills me everytime 😂😂😂
It’s her new _Contact_
I wonder if there's any spice on a beach somewhere
I really hope they invite her to the next premiere
And she’s not wrong! 😂❤
@@nahimgood4put her in Dune 3!
"idk I'm a 40 yo crackhead with a crayon." Lol. Glad you took time for your mental health ❤️
Trixie, I’m sorry you had to comment on the whole “ozempic” thing at all. Anyone who’s paying attention to the pod knows you’ve been going through it physically. Bodies are so strange.
Same!! I have literally responded to multiple comments "joking" about her taking it because I knew it was upsetting to her because of the real reasons being health related
I always try to correct people when I see it in the wild because I’d hate it done to me. Trixie’s been SO transparent, and frankly terrified, about the health concerns and it’s just cruel to make it into something else.
Seriously, and she worked so hard for that marathon body, she doesn't want this. Fuck anybody unable to read the goddamn room.
People on TT have no shame
It's the delusional people who thinks that they're friends with the girls and cross the boundaries of joking around. I've also seen people assuming that Katya is not ready to go out of rehab. Crazy.
Glad you’re talking about your autoimmune disorder. Anyone can become disabled at any time and people never think it will happen to them until it does. Then they notice how shitty society treats people who are disabled for daring to take up space and resources just because they’re not able to labour as much as them.
“Gay people love weird” is the truest thing Trixie has ever said
Speaking as a Queerdo.........helll yess
literally just got a present that’s a fridge magnet that says “it’s weird i like it” w a picture of a weird looking cat
Where's the lie.
My clients kept commenting on my weight loss, one said you look so good, tell me what's your secret?? I said well have your liver suddenly fail and have to have an emergency transplant, then go through months of side effects from meds like zero appetite and diarrhea. I was over it! Should've just said ozempic.
And may the shame keep them from commenting on someone else's body. It's 2024. We need to evolve away from it.
That’s why if I want to comment anything I just go “you lost a lot of weight” and wait a bit to see if the reaction is of discomfort or pride and then make the follow up question
@@Kelly-uw1xr Or maybe you can just not comment on people's weight at all so you don't have to wait for a response of discomfort or pride.
good for you. I don't understand how people STILL think its ok to comment on our bodies. I've fought an ED for years and my parents still think "have you lost weight?" is a compliment.
@@Kelly-uw1xryou shouldn't be commenting on someone's weight period. If they want you to know what happened, they'll tell you. It's none of your business.
Ok, but the “Black Diarrhea” song sounds like a huge bop actually! 👍🏻✨
I really hope Katya makes a video for it! 💩🖤💩🖤💩
fr!
For real! He had no right to go that hard 😂🔥
😭
I’m so happy that you went to rehab and chose to continue fighting for recovery Katya. Like you said, there are really only three possible outcomes with addiction. Rehab is by far the best one. I’ve just lost my long time partner to addiction, and even as his body was shutting down, he refused to admit there was a problem. Addiction is one hell of a beast, and I know that choosing to recover is a life long fight. Rehab sucks, but never waking up again sucks more. I’m so happy you’re here.
I'm so sorry for your loss ❤
💐 Hang in there ♥️. If you don’t mind me asking what was his drug of choice?
Katya being gagged at her own lyrics sent me to the moon
It's also, and I mean this, one of the most amazing things I have ever heard. Not because I think poopy jokes are funny, but because it's so well made I could kind of see myself listening to it recreationally
@@stickitydoodah as opposed to listening to it professionally?
I am so insanely proud of Katya and Trixie. Katya for fighting her addiction with the best of her abilities. Addiction is a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE thing. Having a slip does NOT make you a failure. It does NOT make you a bad person. It makes you human. We all make mistakes. I’m proud of her for having the strength to go to rehab and recognizing that she needed help. That takes such strength and courage. I truly applaud her.
Trixie for the strength she has shown struggling through her health issues. I have chronic pain as well, I understand how frustrating it is on top of everything else. Trixie is so strong for going through all this. So amazing how she is able to do all this and sacrifice so much to get to her healthy self. I’m sorry she has to do this. I wish her nothing but good health in the future
They truly are Queens!
Katya not being cast in Dune 2 or invited to the premiere is homophobic. 😂
She needs a better manager
How is it homophobic when Katya is clearly a cisgendered heterosexual woman 🤔
15:50 katya calling the Haunting of Hill House "That House on Haunted Hill" lmaoo
My grandma used to do that constantly, transpose titles and names. We always knew what she meant.
The natural dopamine is *hitting* for Katya and I couldn’t be happier
Sounds more like gasping from oxygen depravation, but go on.
imagine this being the first piece of trixie and katya content you consume
First and last for some
Is this really that different from early seasons of UNNHH lol
well--- it's not really my first content from them i've ever consumed but it's definitely their first video podcast i've ever watched 😂
LMAO i feel like this applies to any episode
@@bluedandelions3320SAME!! And I’m in love.
Bye Trixie fixing her DJ set by herself with no one knowing is so impressive
With one eye, giving everyone high ass… impressive 👏🏻
15:36 “If I’m sweating, you’ve died” SCREAMED
I think Katya should be in Fallout as a ghoul. That would be pretty awesome to watch.
This is so random but valid. 😆
Trixie pronouncing the medication cortisone as corazón (Spanish for beloved/heart)…
*DEAD* ☠️
The thumbnails & descriptions keep getting crazier 😭
Omg i read it 😭 what propelled them to put the entire description of a farm house
& I love them for it
Happy birthday Katya🩷 42 was one of the best years of my life, and part of that starts with letting go of dead weight and toxicity. So proud of you.
Go glad Katya is back!! The choice to take a break and seek treatment is a brave and admirable one, so glad she’s back and hopefully feeling better!
less than two minutes in and katya is mentioning dune again she’s so real
AHAHAHA TRIXIES FACE DURING KATYA'S SONG
She looked terrified 😂😂
You THINK I’d learn not to try to eat dinner during this podcast, but ok.
the whole interaction is a feature film 😂
*Trixie;* “I’m not Tommy Pickles.” Some would respectfully disagree.
I truly had no idea you could visit people in rehab, so I’m glad she brought it up and expressed how it made her feel. I didn’t even know they allowed phones/outside contact. I’m glad Katya does have friends who she could reach out to while doing through treatment to continue receiving support and love. ❤
Im closer to Katya's age and ive reflected that throughout my life i went from being a social butterfly to a recluse with like 3 solid friends and im completely content with that. Have high standards for yourself and dont let anyone taint your peace and happiness ✨️
Same sis! Went from Most Outgoing in school and blowing whole paychecks at bars to someone who watches “Drag Race” at home on Friday nights with my partner. I love it!
Tbh, if one has three solid friends you are rich, many people have a hard time finding one. There’s a huge difference between “friends” and “associates” it seems Katya just had this revelation.
You can tell these two cuties missed each other so much 💖
I'm glad Katya gets to enjoy her own space again. I was quarantined in a hospital room for 21 days for cancer treatment and it was the worst experience of my life. Not just the physical pain - the WORST thing was the feeling of having no personal space, comfort or privacy. Nurses would constantly just let themselves in, waking me up in the middle of the night and switching the light on. Obviously, we're dealing with different things, but I relate so much. White-green lights. Shoes and coat ON. Digusting gutter food. Prepared to murder everyone and commit seppuku. Babes, it was awful.
They’re so happy together I can’t stand it 😭😭🫶
Katya. I know im a random fan. But I applaud u even when I know this comment isn't necessary for u. I applaud the strength and vulnerability you've given us. I'm beyond proud of you going for a full 30days. That is a true milestone. I hope many happy healthy sober years for you. And as all addicts know sobriety isn't linear. But you give many of us hope and just plain encouragement. And even if u decide to not share about your sobriety jounrney. Know we don't mind and still stand sting by you. I remember you once saying its a lot of pressure you feel like maybe a voice for addiction when you didn't want to be. But as one fan in millions, I don't see you that way. Your vulnerability has been trailblazing to say the least. We love you💕
So happy to see Katya is back and doing better and laughing again ❤️ I will say, it’s better to have a few real friends than a whole bunch of fake friends. Sometimes going through a hard time can show you who’s really there for you. Sending all the love!
Hate to say this but that’s the main difference between NYC and LA. I’m from the former but was shuffled back & forth since age 5. Here in NY people may curse you out but your friends are always there for you. My friends in LA are (mostly) “ha-ha party girls;” not evil, just a different caliber. This gets extremely tired after a certain age. You begin to prioritize and get to know who’s who when it really hits the fan. The only person you can really rely on is yourself (read Schopenhauer.)
Oh God she's a different shade of red this time
She had a *menti-b”* and went tanning in the *druggy buggy* in *Surprise, AZ.*
Katya is the true “pink one”
Nobody tell Katya her tech didn’t coin “menty b” lol
“Not the black diarrhea” *Khloe voice*
I do enjoy Katya’s “fuck yeah” face while mouthing the lyrics
The edible hit right when Katya started playing her song and I really thought I started hallucinating because how is this happening rn.
Then I heard 2024 Presidential Candidate Woahvicky rollin thru, homegirl rolled in on the mic? Then I KNEW I was hallcunating.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just woke my husband laughing! I’m sorry but your experience is hilarious to me!!!
The faces both of them make during the bladk diarrhea song are KILLING me
personally just got out of rehab, and the "i miss rehab" was the realest shit ive heard all day. its great to be wild and whacky around all my friends again
black diarrhea is a fucking bop and i’m not joking
Pod starts: 1:15
End of 1st Ad break: 17:45
End of 2nd Ad break: 29:30
thank you !
@@anromeow you’re of course welcome
“Seems right up your alley” to Katya being thrown in the saw needle pit is vile 💀
Vile yes… yet somehow very relatable.
Katya playing that poop-death metal track for Trixie and watching both their faces, but Katya’s in particular, just brought me out of the deep, depressive, crippling state I’ve been in for days. Breathed some life back into me. Actually, whole episode 👌😂. Thank you my loves ❤
Katya going through her Trent Reznor post-rehab period with that song and I am in the queue to buy the 7" for that already, just tell me how much and I'll venmo you
You were missed so effing much, Katya! THAT SONG NEEDS TO BE PLAYED ON EVERY STATION 😂
Katya going to award shows and events just to eat the free food and leave is REALLLLLLL
Trixie: Christmas! Christmas! 🎄🎄
Katya: ooh that’s like your safe word🎉
28:17 immediate synchronized leg cross and Segway into rehab.
✨ICONIC✨
Yes! I saw that! 😂
New Katya shirt just dropped
This was such a funny episode! I have to say. When they talked about the constant calls/texts on their birthday, I started to feel a little bad because I lost my grandmother back on May 18th, and she was the only person in my life to wish me a Happy Birthday every year since my first birthday. She is the only one to wish me that and Merry Christmas, since my birthday is right by it, in the last 22yrs.
My 39th birthday will be very different this year.
Happy early birthday!!!!!!!! 🎂
And merry early Christmas!!!!! 🎄
I'm so sorry for your loss!
No episode following this one will ever top the way Katya opened with the song. Just gonna call it.
Katya is the most universally likable person, istg. She’s so catty, but still so quick to laugh at herself and with others, so she never comes across as actually being mean spirited or snobby. She’s like the perfect sidekick friend, but with main character quality humor and looks. Love her.
So the psych and rehab experience are very similar, I see. The 15 minute checks. "I don't have to knock if you leave your door cracked, but I will still peek in," when there's cameras in your room. Giving you markers to journal because pencils and pens aren't allowed. Just the indignity of it all. I get it. You want to keep people safe. But there's a point where it's infantilizing, and therefore, insulting.
No riding horses on the beach in Malibu for Miss Katya… 😔
Doctor permission needed for markers and then having to “check them out” from someone at the desk. Just got out after just short of 60 days and am grateful for all of the “luxuries” of “normal” life. 😪
@@harlowbealI hope things look up for you soon. 💜
@@kaylinsmith6921 Thank you, good vibes your way too 🫶
"If I'M sweating, you've DIED" sent me 😂😂😂
Girl I was eating chips and guac when Katya started playing that poop song and I don’t think I’ll ever consume food again
New to T&K and the pod? It is a common theme here.
This pod is much cheaper than the ozempic...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kaylinsmith6921I’ve been listening/watching from day one and I still make this mistake!!! I can count at least 4 times I had to stop eating after listening to Katya describe something nasty! I love her 😂😂😂😂
Two things I’ve learned not to do during this pod; 1) eat 2) listen with headphones.
Katya has a legit FANTASTIC metal voice!!! I just love these two. I can't get enough of unhinged
3:34 the coordination of the disgust with the beat is perfect.
I rewound that part about 18 times
trixie saying let’s take a break on others podcast is so funny
The last day of rehab for Katya literally was Anna on Frozen, “ITS CORONATION DAY! 😃” and Trixie was Elsa “its coronation day… 😟” 😂😂
Her debuting black diarrhea in Cincinnati was so iconic
Yesss I was there, too!🙌🏾
@@brittanyminix1385 it was an absolute trip of a show 😂😂
That feels about right for Cincy.
The way people act like weight loss didn’t exist before ozempic, why do people feel the need to comment on people’s weight loss/gain
Good time friends aren't always around when the times arent good.
Katya living for Moonstruck confirms we’re kindred spirits.☺️
“When the moon hits your eye…”
that was good advice! its gotten many thru tough times
I just watched it for the first time per her suggestion. What an awesome movie. New all time favorite 🥲
Yay! I love this thumbnail of a cherubic Katya as painted by Michelangelo. 😍🥰 Trixie’s expression is what happens when you hear an angel singing.
It will NEVER not be weird to me that moonstruck isn't as reference in the gay world as much as mother dearest or Baby Jane. IT IS SO CAMP AND SO GOOD and there are so many quotes. I'm so happy Katya saw it!!!!!!
I love you so much!!! Happy Birthday 🎂 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 42 is Deep Thought's answer to "the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
I'm a gay woman who doesn't like Taylor Swift.
🙋♀️🙋♀️
thumbnail katya jumpscare
Katya, I’m so happy you took time for yourself ❤ hope you’re feeling better in every sense. We missed you so much!
the face journeys during "black diarrhea".......... art
I wonder who Katya’s friends are who didn’t visit, that really sucks. It’s so heartwarming to see how much she cherishes those who did ❤️
They aren’t friends, they’re “ha-ha girls.”
Trixie's expression vs Katya's expression during Katya's diarrhea song 😂
“Can you just cut the shit Beverly” LMFAOOO that was my Grandma’s name and I cackled 😂
As an Atlanta gay, I’m living for the Wussy Fest shout out 😂 “their 3 dollar no AC gig” had me on the floor lmao
I’m also here for Brigette Bidet getting a mention and what I can only assume was Underground being referred to as an abandoned mall
We really need to get over commenting on each other’s body’s. It’s so easy to lose weight when you’re struggling to eat and are pushing yourself too hard at work. This isn’t a good thing and socially wouldn’t have been considered a good thing a few centuries ago and even today it isn’t necessarily desirable to be thin depending on where you live. Priorities health and happiness that’s what’s truly attractive and sustainable.
С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ 🎂
Katya’s artwork is amazing, I can’t believe I’ve never seen it until now. I would buy a print of that.
YOURE GIVING HARKONNEN LMFAOOOO
The double leg cross at 28:17 has me
My last day at the looney bin in 2019 was like that!!! 😂 I had everything stacked up (but not too tight because, well, ocd) and I was READY mama. I ran!!
In under four minutes, one of the greatest podcast moments of all time
Tricia is definitely looking more bald than usually
Reall. She usually has a beanie or something so were not used to it hahaha😂
That rehab is 80k a month 🥴 I’ve been to rehab 6 times now.. the best bit is the detox but the rest is hard. Welcome back Katya 🎉
Girl immediately brings up dune. ☠️✨️
Thank you for openly talking about your mental health struggles. I think is really important, specially coming from you guys: women we can trust
critiquing the interior design choices of the rehab center has got to be some of the gayest shit ever
Girl? I didn't go to rehab. I "just" got depressed. My own damn family deserted me, my own adult children even!!! I can count on one hand who my ride or di35 are. I count 3. If you wait for people to treat you like you treat them? You'll be waiting a long a55 time.
This
THE SCREAMO TOOK ME TF OUT