FR FR LIKE BRO I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE GAY AT FIRST BUT THEY ARE SO WHAT ☠️ and saying them being gay is a bonus is like saying them being straight is a bonus wth ☠️☠️☠️
Things their neighbors hear on a daily basis: -Producing new songs (loud) -Saying the most unhinged shit during debate on the stupidest topic they can think of (very stupid) -going back to being in a regular happy relationship like nothing happened I'd rather live next to the biggest wasp nest currently around. At least the wasps will eventually stop being a problem...
Im pretty sure splatfests are just dumb debates the idols are having that they just make into major events. Its like if you turned twitter arguments into sport
That's be funny but let's not forget splatfests are a literal religion within splatoon lore Splatfest themes are "decided" by the old human fax machine, and inklings/octos fight over it on the festival I'd convert into that but squids aren't real 😔💔
Admittedly, I do believe they unintentionally made Marina more "savage" or whatever in the english translation... but either way it is hilarious I think we can agree on that
Well, from what I heard. Splatoon 3 uses their personalities from the Japanese version of Splatoon 2, where Marina is more sweet and they aren’t rude to each other. The NA version of Splatoon 2 gave the writers perhaps full control of Pearl and Marina’s personality and changed it way too much that they had to localize it more faithfully, I guess. I liked both versions of them, but I am more partial to the NA versions. But it could be interpreted as they changed over the 7 years.
@@willystars2nd Marina was more similar to the NA translation briefly in Japan but it was changed because fans complained that their dynamic was too similar to the Squid Sisters
@@willystars2ndimma be real with you they're still gay for eachother even in the splatoon 2 dialogue it does help that splatoon 3 establishes in one of the chat logs that they were basically just playing up their interactions to make a good show on Off The Hook though
Ikr? It's been so long since I played Splatoon 2 that I forgot how unhinged these interactions were. And we only got to see their soft side during Octo Expansion (iirc). Outside of that, it was back to this savagery. I get why people complain about Deep Cut's dialogue now. Even though the Splatsville trio is supposed to embody chaos, their interactions are so mild compared to this, LOL
Splatoon 3’s translation was a lot closer to the original Japanese, where Marina idolizes Pearl. Splatoon 2 took a lot of liberties / made them more like squid sisters.
It may have had to do with the fact that they were on air at the time (and probably not together by then), so they exaggerated it for the DRAMA. They probably dropped it once they became an item and had less reason to play it up.
Pearl wasn't wrong about old-fashion coming back in style! I mean, just look at Shiver during the Grand Festival! Rocking platinum silver bellbottoms! Now THAT'S what I call style!
All this time, I thought the primary reason the community loves Off the Hook was because of LGBTQ+ reasons and barely anything else. I genuinely forgot how good their dialogue is between each other. I will never forget the time Pearl started a race war due to a splatfest theme!
I love it so much when they reference previous splatfest teams they’re on during these announcements - like when Deep Cut had a running joke of Frye putting too much sugar into everything after choosing sweet in the flavour splatfest But OMG I had no idea how unhinged these two are XD
First thing Pearl does the second the video starts is roast poor Sheldon into oblivion, quickly followed by admitting using mayonnaise instead of cake frosting... Amazing.
"Um...Marina? About that...I have a confession to make." "I was super stoned when I said all that. Harmony, that gal from Chirpy Chips, gave me some really strong stuff." "But that doesn't mean it was the drugs talking. When I said those words, they were genuine." "They didn't come out exactly as I meant for them to, but thanks to Harmony's special 'Great Barrier Reefers' she makes, I said what was on my mind." "And what was on my mind may have been clouded with smoke, but it was still genuine. I love you, Rina." "Aww, Pearlie!" "..." "Hey, you think Harmony could hook me up with some of those 'Great Barrier Reefers'?" "Sure, but she charges a pretty penny for them. But believe me, the price is worth it for such high-quality stuff. "Great! I need something to take my mind off things." "Rina, remember: they're STRONG. Don't blame me if you start having a bad trip." "Relax, Pearlie. You'll help me through it, right?" "Always, Rina. Always."
This has nothing to do with the girlfriends but I have to say it. One time I had a squirt bottle of that Japanese Kewpie Mayo in my fridge that was days away from expiry. So instead of leaving it to waste, I spent 20 minutes eating it plain with a wooden fork I had from my pocket (don't ask). So basically I can 100% see where Pearl is coming from.
Let's be real, every single splatfest dialogue can be unhinged, Callie calling Marie a grandma, Off the Hook being unhinged at times, and Deep Cut having some really entertaining arguments. Hell, Shiver even knows about Pyramid Schemes.
With invisibility you could spy on people while theyre...inking...theor...splat zone...or walk into a bank and uh...make sure the money is still there!
@@Bushtickler Yes it was. Not as over-the-top as Off the Hook, but they're funny in a more down-to-earth kinda way... ...at least, _most_ of the time. One of Deep Cut's lines for Hammerhead Bridge has them mentioning a canned music video they shot there, which got canned because Big Man got caught on a gust of wind and got blown clean off the bridge!
"i've seen your basement." shiver, frostyfest 2024 also "toothpaste? how epicurean." or something like that. one of shiver's lines in the ice cream fest. it has stuck with me ever since. it's not unhinged, just the "mint is toothpaste" stuff that people say
fun fact: shortly after the ultimate end of splatoon 2, an internet poll of 11,000 splatoon fans showed that pearl is more popular than marina by almost a 20% margin
Pearl and Marina arguing like an old married couple for 3:56 "straight"
Haaaha, funny straight joke😂
Me n who
OH MY GOD THEY DO ARGUE LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE THOUGH 😭😭
that pun was pretty funny.
I like :)
Nah they lebians
Squid Sisters Dialogue: *Sibling Esc Banter*
Deep Cut Dialogue: *Silly discussion, not too serious*
Off the Hook Dialogue: “I’m going to kill you 😊”
Then in side order they talk like they’re lovers because they probably are
When Pearl says "I've seen the internet"
Everyone froze. In that moment. I knew Nintendo knows what they're doing.
I seriously hope they're only referring to the forehead roasts...
@@shrekthe55thsharkking That and the results of splatfests
Accurate description of how I felt when I first read that line
pearl do not bring that up to marina...
SHIT THEYRE ON TO US
"u just like off the hook bc theyre GAY" NO i like them bc they HAVE PERSONALITY !! and theyre SILLY
the GAY is just a bonus. a little treat if you will.
They're not gay, how about that!
FR FR LIKE BRO I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE GAY AT FIRST BUT THEY ARE SO WHAT ☠️ and saying them being gay is a bonus is like saying them being straight is a bonus wth ☠️☠️☠️
@@kirahhdropyou get a 2x multiplier for being gay
@@azophi but how? Isn’t being gay supposed to be seen as normal?
Some people at Nintendo were like: ok let’s make them the most UNHINGED people ever.
they genuinely had fun creating splatoon 2 and i love it the news could be longer and snarkier if they desired
Kinda miss this in Splat 3.
The worst part is barely anyone actually tries* to read the news in splatoon 2, so most of it went unread.
:(
edit: *Did
“YOU LEAVE GAMGAM OUT OF THIS”
-Pearl
Nothing will compare to Callie’s line “YOU AND YOUR GREY HAIR ARE GOING DOWN, GRANDMA”
"Shut it, grandma!" - Callie Cuttlefish, Splatoon 2
@@WPS007 FORESHADOWING......
@@Dogorpichordmsm Callie gets [REDACTED].
*proceeds to lose 0-3*
@@Codename-Thefox She lost 0-3?! No WONDER she was so bitter and got willingly [REDACTED]
why is everyone talking about the "ive seen the internet" thing and not about the fact that pearl puts mayonaise on cake?
there's a lot of pearl mayonnaise dialogues here from the looks of it lol
THIS PART LIKE WTF PEARL 💀
What, is that not normal?
and eats it with a fork
@@six_buck_dlc my guy-
an octopus could be hiding right under your nose, and you’d never knowww
marina it was obvious
No, it's just a new hairstyle
“Are you as delusional as Pearl” 💀💀
"I've seen the internet" Is absolutely hilarious
"Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips."
"OK."
Pearl was hitting on Marina in that moment
"ok"
off the hook? naw, off the hinge
If they are like this on live television, imagine how they act at home. Imagine what their neighbour might hear.
oh they're so incredibly gay
Things their neighbors hear on a daily basis:
-Producing new songs (loud)
-Saying the most unhinged shit during debate on the stupidest topic they can think of (very stupid)
-going back to being in a regular happy relationship like nothing happened
I'd rather live next to the biggest wasp nest currently around. At least the wasps will eventually stop being a problem...
“Aww… It’ll be OK, Marina. Just stop losing all the time.”
*7 win streak*
“….”
Translation: “Git gud.”
I forgot how unhinged some of their comments were-
Fr, my favorite pearl line from Side order has gotta be "Its like kicking enemies while their down! Which is like, the best time to kick them!"
@@OChunks Favorite Acht line is about Marina talking about excavators
Little known trivia but the full name of their group is:
Off the hook, into the freak
i will 100% believe this
i believe you
what's with Pearl's obsession with mayo
It makes for good conditioner as you can clearly see
@@kidsto2612who are you? Papyrus?
She just like me fr..
mayo liker here !!! we are the same. we love mayonnaise.
@@kidsto2612 oh yea for hair!!!
"The fans like you way more than me." That line will stick with me forever and always.
It's true though.
That line specifically is why I love pearl more 😭
@@pixbean1I don’t like one more than the other. They’re married, they come in twos.
What the hell do you mean spy on people when they’re “Inking their splatzone”?
Marina into some freaky shi
IKR
Lmao that caught me off guard so much
She ink on my splatzone till I Splatoon
Vouyerism is hardly the freakiest thing out there.
@@kylemarkley7170 💀
Marina's line about rich people being lonely followed by Pearl’s reaction is my favourite joke in the entire series
Im pretty sure splatfests are just dumb debates the idols are having that they just make into major events. Its like if you turned twitter arguments into sport
WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THIS IRL!? THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AF
YES I AGREE
That's be funny but let's not forget splatfests are a literal religion within splatoon lore
Splatfest themes are "decided" by the old human fax machine, and inklings/octos fight over it on the festival
I'd convert into that but squids aren't real 😔💔
@@thirdwheel9938they are
Gotta wonder who keeps asking questions like 1000 years ago about pokemon, spongebob, transformers, and future squid idols
"just eat an orange" is so real though
She's right tho
There's more orange in orange juice
splatfest law says your opinion is invalid
what tge fuck is wrong with you people who drink orange juice without pulp dont deserve human rights
3:47 OH SHE KNOWS
The fork vs spoon splatfest dialogue was crazy 💀
One of the best fest I've been, that and the toilet paper one😂
Mayonnaise? Fork.
Admittedly, I do believe they unintentionally made Marina more "savage" or whatever in the english translation... but either way it is hilarious I think we can agree on that
They be breaking the 4th wall like its a backyard window.
How Marina went from this to "🥺 omg pearl, you're so cool, i love u 😭"
Well, from what I heard. Splatoon 3 uses their personalities from the Japanese version of Splatoon 2, where Marina is more sweet and they aren’t rude to each other.
The NA version of Splatoon 2 gave the writers perhaps full control of Pearl and Marina’s personality and changed it way too much that they had to localize it more faithfully, I guess.
I liked both versions of them, but I am more partial to the NA versions. But it could be interpreted as they changed over the 7 years.
@@willystars2nd They also had to patch the stage dialogue because they strayed so incredibly far from the intended dialogue originally
@@willystars2nd Marina was more similar to the NA translation briefly in Japan but it was changed because fans complained that their dynamic was too similar to the Squid Sisters
@@willystars2ndimma be real with you they're still gay for eachother even in the splatoon 2 dialogue
it does help that splatoon 3 establishes in one of the chat logs that they were basically just playing up their interactions to make a good show on Off The Hook though
@@Resetiumthis. They're definitely just as deranged normally though
I guess they went to couples therapy before Splatoon 3 lol they’re so comically mean to each other here
Ikr? It's been so long since I played Splatoon 2 that I forgot how unhinged these interactions were. And we only got to see their soft side during Octo Expansion (iirc). Outside of that, it was back to this savagery. I get why people complain about Deep Cut's dialogue now. Even though the Splatsville trio is supposed to embody chaos, their interactions are so mild compared to this, LOL
Splatoon 3’s translation was a lot closer to the original Japanese, where Marina idolizes Pearl. Splatoon 2 took a lot of liberties / made them more like squid sisters.
couple banter !!!!!
Splatoon fans don't know what playful lighthearted jabs are
It may have had to do with the fact that they were on air at the time (and probably not together by then), so they exaggerated it for the DRAMA. They probably dropped it once they became an item and had less reason to play it up.
The dialogue was already funny by it's own, but your voice acting makes it 1000X FUNNIER
(also love the music choice)
THIS IS OFF THE HOOK I FELL IN LOVE WITH
Don't forget when Team Wizard won
"I guess Chivalry *is* dead"
Splatfests when the dialogue was actually funny
Pearl wasn't wrong about old-fashion coming back in style! I mean, just look at Shiver during the Grand Festival! Rocking platinum silver bellbottoms! Now THAT'S what I call style!
All this time, I thought the primary reason the community loves Off the Hook was because of LGBTQ+ reasons and barely anything else.
I genuinely forgot how good their dialogue is between each other. I will never forget the time Pearl started a race war due to a splatfest theme!
They were barely even gay until Side Order. And then it became like 40% of their character. Honestly... I'm not complaining that much. It just works.
I don't really care about Pearlina...
THIS IS WHY THEY'RE THE GOAT, THE GOAT!!!
I love it so much when they reference previous splatfest teams they’re on during these announcements - like when Deep Cut had a running joke of Frye putting too much sugar into everything after choosing sweet in the flavour splatfest
But OMG I had no idea how unhinged these two are XD
LOL
Unhinged gay people, my favorite
in the splatoon. straight up "inking it". and by "it" well, let's justr say. my "splat zone"
i'm sorry she mailed her uncle a WHAT
a yakuza 6 the song of life ps4 case with A LIVE SPLAT BOMB ATTACHED
First thing Pearl does the second the video starts is roast poor Sheldon into oblivion, quickly followed by admitting using mayonnaise instead of cake frosting...
Amazing.
1:22 gay people when someone is wearing a really nice outfit
Serving pulp 💅🏾
I get the feeling you don’t know a lot of gay people
Dude please do this for deep cut, they’ve said so much random shit about crime on live tv
upvote
aaaaa
cheese
"ive seen your basement"
shiver, frostyfest results dialogue
“It’s funny because we’re all living in a simulation and free will is a lie” is downright legendary
3:30 missed opportunity pearl should’ve said “um… about that I was like super stoned when I said that”
I don't think E10 is enough to say that and get away with it.
"Um...Marina? About that...I have a confession to make."
"I was super stoned when I said all that. Harmony, that gal from Chirpy Chips, gave me some really strong stuff."
"But that doesn't mean it was the drugs talking. When I said those words, they were genuine."
"They didn't come out exactly as I meant for them to, but thanks to Harmony's special 'Great Barrier Reefers' she makes, I said what was on my mind."
"And what was on my mind may have been clouded with smoke, but it was still genuine. I love you, Rina."
"Aww, Pearlie!"
"..."
"Hey, you think Harmony could hook me up with some of those 'Great Barrier Reefers'?"
"Sure, but she charges a pretty penny for them. But believe me, the price is worth it for such high-quality stuff.
"Great! I need something to take my mind off things."
"Rina, remember: they're STRONG. Don't blame me if you start having a bad trip."
"Relax, Pearlie. You'll help me through it, right?"
"Always, Rina. Always."
I wasn’t too young into Splatoon 2 at its peak… what did I miss???? I knew Off the Hook was the best, but this dialogue is pure gold!
This has nothing to do with the girlfriends but I have to say it.
One time I had a squirt bottle of that Japanese Kewpie Mayo in my fridge that was days away from expiry. So instead of leaving it to waste, I spent 20 minutes eating it plain with a wooden fork I had from my pocket (don't ask).
So basically I can 100% see where Pearl is coming from.
A wooden fork? In your pocket? I'm asking, screw you.
You're a freak, you're a sociopath
They should send you to the lions, where you belong
splatoon 2 had more chaotic idols than the 3 lol
"inking their splat zones" mf translaters knew what they were doing
0:46 I’ll never forget when Marina said that. I laughed so hard. 😂
Let's be real, every single splatfest dialogue can be unhinged, Callie calling Marie a grandma, Off the Hook being unhinged at times, and Deep Cut having some really entertaining arguments. Hell, Shiver even knows about Pyramid Schemes.
"I'm plenty nice you know! I care about-"
"Yourself? Winning? Insulting me on live TV?"
"i've seen your basement"
Dude. I saw your tweet, and honestly, you did a good job dubbing that thread.
I like this.
1:53 spork: am I a joke to you?
WHERE WERE THESE WRITERS DURING THE ENTIRETY OF SIDE ORDER??
imagine there was an ellipsis upon saying “I’ve seen the internet.”
I swear the NOA translation is off the wall.
more like off the HOOK haha ha h a h a
yeah, funny
Pearl and Marina really found someone who matched their freak and I’m happy for them
2:29 WAIT WHAT
I think it’s the equivalent of someone saying “ki** me now”
Pearl really has an obsession with mayonnaise
2:26 golden dynamo roller…RIDER REFERENCE
OH MY GOD?? I LITERALLY ONLY KNEW ABT PEARLS MAYO OBSESSION. NONE OF THE OTHER SHIT oh yea i knew the live splatbomb tho
2:13
"YOU LEAVE GAMGAM OUT OF THIS😭"
-Pearl Houzuki
they were so much more unhinged than I remember
PEARL SOUNDS 1000% ACCURATE AUGH-
We love toxic yuri
get your own room
inking your splatzone type
i miss splatoon 2
If I ran out of mayonnaise while frosting a cake…FWOOSH grocery store
With invisibility you could spy on people while theyre...inking...theor...splat zone...or walk into a bank and uh...make sure the money is still there!
YOU LEAVE GAM GAM OUT OF THIS!!!!!
Surprised the Zazafest wasn't in Splatoon 2. Pearl and Marina would be unhinged enough to follow through with it.
0:08 if I ran out of mayo while frosting a cake……..
FWOOOSH GROCERY STORE 👹👹
I love how they're always arguing 😭🤌
And this is why off the hook is my favorite idol group
2:18
"I’m going to be locking on to you nonstop until Halloween!"
Easy, Marina, we’re on air!
0:16 AYO WHAT
💀
pretty sure it was a piss joke but it don't come off like that
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
MARINA WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT
MARINA, WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS A NINTENDO GAME! YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT WITHOUT WARNING!
1:34 As someone who doesnt like pulp this indeed true
I will pay you 32 imaginary cents and a half if you do Deep Cut
Can I casually dibs the half🌚
@@lialavender64 Aight g i trust you
one of shiver's frostyfest dialogues was literally just "i've seen your basement."
i am not giving context out
@@koiyune I'm too lazy to look up what the context is, and I like the mystery.
2:15 “YOU LEAVE GAMGAM OUT OF THIS”
Was Deep Cut's dialogue ever this good? 😭
@@Bushtickler Yes it was. Not as over-the-top as Off the Hook, but they're funny in a more down-to-earth kinda way...
...at least, _most_ of the time. One of Deep Cut's lines for Hammerhead Bridge has them mentioning a canned music video they shot there, which got canned because Big Man got caught on a gust of wind and got blown clean off the bridge!
some of it, the further the game went on mostly. Shiver was on team handshake because she didn't know how to fistbump iirc
It's not as unhinged but still fairly well written.
"i've seen your basement."
shiver, frostyfest 2024
also "toothpaste? how epicurean." or something like that. one of shiver's lines in the ice cream fest. it has stuck with me ever since. it's not unhinged, just the "mint is toothpaste" stuff that people say
no
2:13 “U LEAVE GAMGAM OUT OF THIS👹👹👹” got me rolling to the ground
Nintendo please make the s4 idols this unhinged
fun fact: shortly after the ultimate end of splatoon 2, an internet poll of 11,000 splatoon fans showed that pearl is more popular than marina by almost a 20% margin
0:02 “the Sheldon of condiments.” Oof.
they're just openly dissing him lol
@ Yeah, I guess so.
@@supasunotchi3355Seriously though, imagine being insulted by the news broadcasters while they're on air lmao
@ Oooff.
Peril will not let losing to ketchup go.
I had played a good amount of the splatfests in S2 but I don't remember them being this chaotic 💀
Not even 8 seconds in and we're already off to a great start.
not even 10 seconds in and sheldon is getting bullied
... I miss splatoon 2.
why the f*ck am i laughing so hard
Hi dude
@@PanickingHonorStudent386 Really...f*ck?
2:10 so funny bc bell bottoms blew up like the following year and Shiver even wore them for the Grand Festival
Your Pearl voice reminds me of Mabel but if she was 20% more chill. (It also reminds me of Paper from Inanimate Insanity a little bit)
slaps UA-cam app* and this is why off the hook is prob my favorite group.
2:13 YOU LEAVE GAMGAM OUT OF THIS!!!
This made me wish I played Splatoon while these were going on (I have only played Splatoon 3)
Same.
0:46
...
ANYWAY REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!
this is why i stan off the hook
God! I miss them so much
2:33 dam pearl is savage
As someone who's only ever played the story modes and DLC, I feel like I missed out on a lot.
1:22 pulpsburg 😂😂
1:34 thats a couples argument if i ever heard one
Ain't no way this is real.if it is,my love for off the hook will grow to an alarming rate