I HATE SPLATANAS
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- Опубліковано 11 лют 2025
- What happens when you take a game known for it's creative ranged weapons, and you add a sword? You get Splatanas, one of the most fascinating weapon classes in Splatoon 3 right now...
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Good choice of shoes. 🗿
Yooo, hi Dude!
Hey dude! Love ur vids :]
YOOOOO DUDE
Dude, cool to see you here!
And good choice of glasses
"I don't wanna get double stamped, what am I, priority mail??" took me out lmaoo
he's my priority mal- nevermind
@@bukenator0788 HAHA 💀 (real)
“I just love Splatinas, Sonic”
Dude, this is actually peak comedy
Oh my god this might be the best comment I've seen all week
That’s actually genius
He even wore the roller skates
😂 😭
"get double stamped like im priority mail?" i want to live inside your head jaymoji
that's so real I need to see the one-liner factory in his braincell that just comes up with this stuff on the fly 😭😭
Wait the thumbnail art goes insanely hard, props to the artist!
“You could call me Whitening McQueen.” Best JayMoji quote I’ve heard today
Whitening McClean
When swords outrange literal guns
Fr, the range we got on splatana is insane
@@ByrdDoodlz I can't even reach stampers with a squiffer 😭
@@SquifferMain stamper has jet squelcher range :)
There's a reason some drive thru's have signs to turn your windshield wipers off when going through. Being smacked with the water would be annoying. But at the same time, it's kind of a hilarious image.
JayMoji: "No one ever talks about Splatoon Music."
Me who makes it my entire personality:
@@AstroOcto Me who downloaded the drive of the entire Splatoon 3 OST ardnin made:
SAME
I had a whole 40+ song playlist of just splatoon music. Then the person who uploaded all the octo expansion songs got sniped or something, so it’s just splatoon 3 and side order now.
I should prolly fix that, right?
Funnily enough I see pretty much everyone talk about the splatoon music. Splatoon music is like a drug /pos
hi
5:55
I would argue that its the opposite. As someone who has played the Splatana Wiper since the game came out, its playstyle is actually most similar to the Tetra Dualies.
You dont want to be the "unseen assassin", thats a Roller's job. If you're gonna play the Wiper in the same way as you would play with a Roller, itll just be a worse Roller.
Instead, what you want to do is use the Wiper's extreme mobility and survivability to be a distraction. The kit plays into this too.
The Torpedo allows you to force opponents to stop what theyre doing and shoot down the Torpedo, and Ultra Stamp forces the opponents to direct their attention and spend resources to deal with you.
You want to be as aggressive as possible, constantly harassing the enemy team with Torpedoes and your main attacks, forcing them to constantly have to deal with you, and directing their attention towards yourself, giving your team opportunities to push forward while the enemies are busy trying to take you down.
Wiper's combination of high mobility and survivability makes it excellent at this role. Its damage is relatively tame, but not low enough to where you can ignore it.
The best way I'd describe the playstyle is the "Annoying Mosquito". Quick, evasive, and difficult to get rid of, constantly harassing your team and forcing you to direct your attention and resources on them.
As for gear, i recommend a lot of quick respawn, and preferably Comeback and special saver, with at least one sub of quick super jump. And dont forget your Stealth Jump. Wiper's dash attack can also be useful at protecting your landing, similar to the Tetra Dualies dodge rolls.
Basically the same as what a Tetra Dualie would use.
8:28 I KNEW THAT WAS JAYMOJI I PLAYED WITH! YES I MADE IT INTO ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS IM SO HAPPY!
Well done I'm jealous 😅
Jay: *Uses the splatana wiper*
Also him: I HATE THE WIPER-
I love the goofiness of this video it’s ✨inspiring✨
Fun fact.
Before splat 3 got announced i made splatoon weapon concepts.
One of them was a bubblewand whoch worked like a sword. You swong it around to create wide sword beams while holding it but if you tap it you will do rapid slashes which quickly take out an opponent.
The concept was very similar to the splatana which made me VERY HYPED when splatanas got announced.
Because they basically made my oc weapon real
i hate splatanas
proceeds into showing footage having fun with splatanas.
consistency in this channel is great ngl
This is a bit of a random place to put this, but Jay, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say that your content over the past 2 years I've been following you has honestly helped me so much as I was figuring myself out.
When I first discovered your content, I was very unhappy and thought I was a guy, and having your content as a constant as I was figuring out I was anything _but_ a guy genuinely helped so much.
A lot has changed over the past year and a half, I'm 8 months on estrogen now and way happier than I've ever been, but absolutely loving your content is one of the few things that's stayed the same 💜
I’m not Jay, but I figured I’d say something anyway since I see you in comment sections a lot.
It’s always nice to hear people express their genuine happiness at folks who’ve made their lives better. It spreads some much needed authentic positivity. Glad to hear you’ve found yourself and are happier for it. :)
it’s the game that makes you trans
what do you expect /j
00:14 you get that or demoknight tf2
Ripped the words right outta my mouth
The legend of Jaymoji: Four Splatanas Adventures
That’s awsome
That be pretty fire
I sentence you to 1 full stream of CHARCOAL DECAVITATAOR.
18:28 they did that with Dapple Dualies too, and toothbrushes genuinely are used in painting to make splatter marks known as "dapples"
ohh that’s really smart, i love all the weapon puns
Splatanas are the yin to inkbrush's yang. Play brushes next, and you could add an extra layer by having to crush someone with each brush before you can move on.
(I love this series)
I love the mint deactivator but that doesnt mean im good at it
2:37 I didn't realize that's why the "splatana" has "atana" in the name, because "katana" :O
also "no splatoon player has ever talked about the music before" me who has almost the whole splatoon 2 OST in a playlist:
Glad you decided to screw around with my main weapon!
Same
Welcome to the club.
frye is foaming at the mouth rn at that title
Goblin behavior. She exudes it.
ITS BACK THE SERIES IS BACK
There’s a stringer one that’s been out for two weeks
@@Jayz._.2479 oh. I just haven’t watched JayMoji in a while so I was excited seeing another video in the series
@@360master Nah your good
0:30 HE SAID THE THING
2:34 i love playing splatoon 3 in 1983🗣️
16:36 THIS SCENE LMAO 😭😭
14:54 You're not the only one who loves the Crab Tank Jay...
I'm just overjoyed to see some Decavitator love! The weapon is so fun it carried me past my 'being new to the game and really bad' phase.
As a splatana main, a can confirm getting kills with these weapons are satisfying af
Five-star wiper main here at 16:18 and for the majority of the Stamper Nouveau matches. I can confirm that getting the most kills is the priority (I just got back on the game and then proceeded to lose 💀).
that thumbnail ⁉️⁉️🔥
I love the MuffinSnakes intro, so much serotonin :)
Jaymoji: No one ever talks about Splatoon music
Me, who used to listen to it ONLY and owns one of the CDs:
I love the new format for I hate where you describe each weapon it’s great
Every time jay brings up the splatana challenge I will get a kill with wellstring🍔
Love your content, Jay :) been watching you for a while it always brightens my day!
Jaymoji, you are such a influence to me! I love your commentary and I laugh my ass off every time I watch your videos, keep it up!
"It was a pretty messy history"
Also Jay
"Thats why I have a pretty good history with this weapon"
Never had this much likes before ty
As a charcoal decavitator main, I was NOT expecting this video.
You called the undercover brella bad and that’s my friends main.
Now you’ve given them a counter attack.
Splatana is my main.
I like how he never once mentioned charge slashes on Wiper and Stamper having more range and damage (aside from the 1 shot) and how he never explained Decavitator's super long lunge and massive 1-shot hitbox
□ out of ○ tutorial
I love the splatana wiper! I’m glad you made a video about them!
Hey look it’s my weapon!
THE SPLATANA WIPER: A sponge on a stick :D
a window wiper
There's 3 Splatanas, there's no "The Splatana"
@@Pearl_Blossom I forgot to add in wiper. If it weren’t for this reply I wouldn’t’ve noticed. 👍
Watching you play Splatoon 3 even after grandfest makes me wanna play it again. You make it look so fun lol
Do the classic
The one that got you onto the algorithm
“I hate chargers”
excited for the i hate rollers video i wanna see how jay feels about my main (flingza)
Your entire video just sounds like a straight up Cartoon Network show 😂❤❤
"In their base like I pay rent" is such a line
14:55 CRAB TANK SUPREMACY!
15:42 ÇŘÆB ŤÆŊK!!!!!
0:29 HE SAID THE LINE!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!
For me, the Decavitator is a balls to the walls, sprint in and wreak havoc kinda weapon. Personally I'd never choose it for higher ranked games, but in turf war it absolutely shreds.
I missed these videos, so glad the series is back
When I saw wireglasses in coroika: THEY PUT JAYMOJI IN COROIKA!?
Great vid! Do chargers or blasters next :)
As a roller main, I am eagerly awaiting the day Jay breaks down and finally has to use one for these challenges :^)
“Focus on what’s ahead of you not behind you. BEHIND ME!!” -Jaymoji 2024 🤣
Funny out of all the weapons in splatoon i mained Splatana wiper since noobhood....and i got to watch it get variants that i cannot comprehend how to use
As a Splatana main (Charcoal Decavitator), it was WILD to open this video and see the Hacker Jacket and Trevally Derby Rollers because that is almost my *exact* outfit in-game.
Also yes Jay, Splatana's make for GREAT montages. I speak from experience lol-
YAY HE BROUGHT THE SERIES BACK!! THANK YOU JAY!
Jay:speaking of toxic here some Gas!!
I love how he uses mustard gas
19:56 I didn’t think it was Jay the first time, I’m sorry for not allowing you to get your special though. You still did very well with Decavitator!
Just like the short for splatana wiper, we need brellas next, relive the undercover pain
As a decav main, i can tell you it's really good at defending, so it's a good choice for tower control and splat zones
As a stamper main, all I can say is "He tried his best". literally nothing else 😭 Im just joking Jay, good job!
8:48 I once ran into someone with the tag "Refreshing Wiz" and the name was just "Ahhhh..." It's been months since then and I still often think about that
16:47 Jay you freaking scared me. That player's name is the same as my own name, so when you yelled it I was like "IM IN SCHOOL RN I CANT PLAY RN!!"
2:58 That crab did NOT like you. 😭🙏
Swords are my favourite kinds of guns!!
14:27 splatcharger was squidbagging someone i think, and you came in on the right time to take revenge
Okay that opening was so incredible.
9:22 I hope you’re proud of that joke cus that was a banger
Thanks for making good content :) can’t wait for you to do rollers or splatlings next
now this was the gear we weren’t supposed to see
The Warhammer in me prefers the Stamper, chainsword goes burrrrrr
His summary of the splatana wiper is literally just spy’s gameplay from Team Fortress 2
16:00 After all these years of getting dunked on by my teammates for rushing the opposition with a splatana stamper and a dream, the king JayMoji has proved my method to be right!
1:13 "reliable ultrastamp" "works every time" 💀
Actually, Wiper is the light Splatana, Stamper is the normal splatana, and Decav is the heavy splatana (albeit it’s not heavyweight).
Jay was edging his special charge in this one 20:12
that intro is adorable!
I was CRYING watching this video as a stamper main.. Maybe we can do an "I Hate Chargers" next!!
fun fact about charcoal toothpaste, it is an abrasive, kinda like how sandpaper is for smoothing out stuff, charcoal particles detoxify, absorb, and scruffs up the mouth and teeth, enamel doesen't regenerate, and its to get rid of the outer layer of your teeth, that how it 'whitens" the teeth, imagine if there was paint on top of a desk and you clean it with a polisher, it takes the paint off but can expose the table
I was once against a full team of splantana stampers, one word to describe it:
Torture
why does he hold the charge for so long it's making me go insane
5:13 man casually kills bagel without noticing 💀
Rollers next, please. I want to see the return of the "Bait and tackle" technique.
This came out on my birthday, thanks for the gift Jay
Fun fact, Splatana Stamper actually was developed before splatana wiper. Some proof of this is the Splatana wiper is non existent in Alterna. While stamper is used in multiple levels.
Love the video! You should do one on the duties next!
Based on the way this series is going, you should do brella's next, then dualies.
After that you should be able to choose between the splatoon 1 classes.
NICE STYLE BROOOO OMG
you’re wearing one of my favorite outfits😭😭😭
Finally the series is back and do Blasters next!
You should do a video on the brushes!!!! I love the way that they play!!!
I would love to see a I hate sloshers (tri-slosher) video
4:08 is so gross discord mod energy it's terrifying DON'T BECOME THOSE TYPES OF DISCORD MODS JAY DON'T YOU DO IT LMFAO
Those wiper kills at the beginning were NASTY!!!
I’ve been waiting for years for the next blaster montage
YESSS EPISODE TWO!!!! Please do Dualies next!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏