Chappelle's Show - The Playa Haters' Ball (ft. Ice T and Patrice O'Neal)

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2017
  • Once a year, all the Playa Haters get together to honor the most prestigious verbal abusers on the planet.
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  • @slingoking
    @slingoking 2 роки тому +7989

    RIP Pit Bull and Buc Nasty, two of the greatest haters to ever hate the game.

  • @rojax_thevoicetm2385
    @rojax_thevoicetm2385 3 роки тому +1959

    "You look like a bootleg Ice T," he said to Ice T.

    • @MetroShadow1
      @MetroShadow1 3 роки тому +21

      💀💀💀

    • @stefos6431
      @stefos6431 3 роки тому +42

      No.."You look like a Broke Ass Ice T".......is what he said

    • @RicardoRamirez-fi8fz
      @RicardoRamirez-fi8fz 3 роки тому +62

      He said bootleg ice t my guy

    • @CreepyJoeMustGo
      @CreepyJoeMustGo 3 роки тому +37

      What’s funniest about that is that you could see Dave about to break into laughter for that off the cuff gem! 😂😂😂☠️

    • @sarahlemon5157
      @sarahlemon5157 2 роки тому +15

      best part when Dave broke character XD

  • @Liptakular
    @Liptakular Рік тому +2736

    "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish." Classic!😆

    • @Strix07024
      @Strix07024 Рік тому +83

      When I was a teenager and first saw this skit, I had no clue what that line meant. 20 years later, a little older and wiser, it’s hysterical 😂😂

    • @Morgil27
      @Morgil27 11 місяців тому +14

      I'm 39 and I still don't get it.

    • @lultezz2470
      @lultezz2470 11 місяців тому +117

      ​@@Morgil27he called her his dog

    • @terrylegend7669
      @terrylegend7669 11 місяців тому +35

      Charlie Murphy's mom didn't like that scene lol!

    • @FragmentJack
      @FragmentJack 10 місяців тому +35

      Charlie Murphy’s reaction was on point. Man I miss him and Patrice O’Neal!

  • @gregorytorres5820
    @gregorytorres5820 Рік тому +2409

    That Rosie o Donell joke will forever be LEGENDARY!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @juniorsandoval9896
      @juniorsandoval9896 Рік тому +252

      That's Boi George 🤣

    • @mujahidali4344
      @mujahidali4344 Рік тому +15

      @@juniorsandoval9896 lol

    • @zmx4745
      @zmx4745 Рік тому +105

      And they said he wasn't supposed to laugh at that ish😂😂😂

    • @adisabey11
      @adisabey11 Рік тому +10

      Man...

    • @MC-tl7oj
      @MC-tl7oj Рік тому +108

      That one broke me, even more seeing everyone on screen have the same reaction I was. I STILL say that part randomly to friends.

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 4 роки тому +10060

    They broke character at that Rosie O’Donnell joke... Charlie had to turn away 😂 😂
    RIP:Charlie Murphy and Patrice O’Neal

  • @whyme3772
    @whyme3772 2 роки тому +4000

    “Why don’t you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa” 😂

  • @shock6906
    @shock6906 7 місяців тому +878

    Buc Nasty shouting 'CLAP FOR ME, B***H!" after getting nominated kills me every time. You can tell he absolutely relished this role.

    • @markanthony2495
      @markanthony2495 5 місяців тому +20

      I couldnt figure out what he said there. Thank you for helping! Yep you're right, his girl starts clapping :)

    • @hiranom20
      @hiranom20 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thefultonfamily2702
      @thefultonfamily2702 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @daimenlitwin3326
      @daimenlitwin3326 2 місяці тому +3

      Such an underrated moment in this video.

    • @DblOSmith
      @DblOSmith 2 місяці тому +3

      I've watched this 3000 times and never noticed that. haha.

  • @DonaId_J_Trump
    @DonaId_J_Trump 8 місяців тому +133

    "I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you."
    I still quote this line 😂

  • @anthonyphillips9773
    @anthonyphillips9773 3 роки тому +3077

    “Clap for me BITCH!” Always sends me into orbit 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Clown_Syndrome
      @Clown_Syndrome 3 роки тому +93

      Yo that shit always gets me 😂😂

    • @FreezoneLou
      @FreezoneLou 3 роки тому +73

      Haha straight up. Very slept on line

    • @dg1593
      @dg1593 3 роки тому +34

      Yoooo, I don't think I ever caught that after the numerous times I've watched this!

    • @jeredsteadman4160
      @jeredsteadman4160 3 роки тому +39

      My homeboy's name in fantasy football is Buck nasty in his little thumbnail is Buck nasty standing there with the two b****** his clap for me b**** f****** kills me everyday I see it

    • @anthonyphillips9773
      @anthonyphillips9773 3 роки тому +6

      @@jeredsteadman4160 bruh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @imtoostrongforyourowngood2304
    @imtoostrongforyourowngood2304 5 років тому +4667

    R.I.P. Patrice O'neal (Pit Bull) and R.I.P. Charlie Murphy (Bucc Nasty) both legends.

    • @Dog3D
      @Dog3D 5 років тому +86

      Sad because Patrice’s case was so avoidable. I wished he cleaned up his act, he would have been one of the best comedians alive today

    • @silvercyborg
      @silvercyborg 5 років тому +28

      @@boostimalaka1 I think he was talking about the diabetes.

    • @aaar06
      @aaar06 5 років тому +40

      RIP Charlie Murphy. He got them folks upstairs rufflin' they feathers with his crazy ass! 🤨✌🏿

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 років тому +15

      @#kane poe he called him boss hogg to make fun of him.

    • @tgfexclusive9548
      @tgfexclusive9548 4 роки тому +3

      RIP!!

  • @Whoisb_
    @Whoisb_ 28 днів тому +171

    This is how Kendrick felt today

  • @stopndrop4588
    @stopndrop4588 Рік тому +315

    The best joke of all time " What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan" HAHAHAHAH

    • @tastethejace
      @tastethejace Рік тому +45

      "It looks bombed out and depleted."
      Genius diss.

    • @jeromenelson4093
      @jeromenelson4093 Місяць тому +1

      I swear at the end of that joke you can hear Patrice laugh out loud for a second 😂

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg 2 роки тому +2579

    Calling a bomb threat to The Special Olympics is a special kind of hate right there. 🤣

    • @indeathreborn2947
      @indeathreborn2947 Рік тому +184

      I think calling the cops on your drug dealing neighbors because they make more money than you is the most hateful thing

    • @TimeToGoo
      @TimeToGoo Рік тому +37

      Special 😭🤣

    • @josephmorales9498
      @josephmorales9498 Рік тому +22

      Special?😂

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 Рік тому +150

      @@indeathreborn2947 Nah because that's about profit and weeding out competition.
      The special olympics thing is purely hatred, there's no monetary gain to be had there.

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero Рік тому

      @@indeathreborn2947 That's nothing compared to getting your best bud's girl knocked up and tricking them into raising the kid as his own..now that is just cold blooded right there.

  • @joneschilufya867
    @joneschilufya867 2 роки тому +5662

    Ice T's threat of shooting the next person to interrupt him is just classic and believable 😂😂

  • @southerncontributions
    @southerncontributions 5 місяців тому +177

    I was in the 6th grade in 2003. This skit trained my friends and I to become soldiers in verbal combat. Thanks Dave and Neil.

  • @bobbyearley86
    @bobbyearley86 Рік тому +115

    The “Holla atcha boy” always gets me 😂😂😂

    • @SuperMoss15
      @SuperMoss15 Рік тому +4

      Also the groan the audience does after he says it.

    • @markr418
      @markr418 5 місяців тому

      Amazing 😂😂😂

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap 3 роки тому +7162

    “What can I say about this suit that hasn’t been said about Afghanistan?” is one of the greatest lines I’ve heard in ten years.

    • @palmbeachgrown5125
      @palmbeachgrown5125 3 роки тому +34

      What was the line before it?

    • @soundshinedj
      @soundshinedj 3 роки тому +440

      I respectfully disagree, “She wears underwear with dick holes in them” was damn good.

    • @RC-ow2dk
      @RC-ow2dk 3 роки тому +163

      Papa don’t preach ... daughter can’t sing 😹😹

    • @Mike-8404
      @Mike-8404 3 роки тому +218

      "How 'bout you click your heels together and...go back to Africa" gets me every time

    • @jackiehopson8334
      @jackiehopson8334 3 роки тому +167

      "That was Beautiful talkin, Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies"

  • @throatcoater3
    @throatcoater3 2 роки тому +5070

    Donnell Rawlings yelling.. “YOU LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG ICE-T!” To Ice-T is amazing!

    • @darrieng6608
      @darrieng6608 2 роки тому +85

      Forreal

    • @Adotpdot83
      @Adotpdot83 2 роки тому +189

      So many lines in this sketch, but that one always got me 😂

    • @sgshumblecrumb6046
      @sgshumblecrumb6046 2 роки тому +137

      My fav is that he does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 2 роки тому +156

      “MAN, YOU CORNY” - O’Neil

    • @Magizmo2007
      @Magizmo2007 2 роки тому +43

      Look up the out takes where they were testing their lines. There are so many jokes it hurts 😆🤌🤌

  • @tedthecommenter5364
    @tedthecommenter5364 Рік тому +88

    5:29 you can see Dave Chappelle almost break when Donnel shouts "look like a Bootleg Ice-T" , and Charlies mouth seems to be moving along with the script lol

  • @popjones9741
    @popjones9741 6 років тому +12507

    When he said “she wears underwear with d*** holes in them” they were really dying they actually broke character for a second

    • @bigjohn6504
      @bigjohn6504 6 років тому +910

      Pop Jones that shit was classic they were in tears 😭

    • @jerryezel4530
      @jerryezel4530 6 років тому +357

      Cold Classic

    • @YZ4hunnid
      @YZ4hunnid 6 років тому +825

      that shit was the funniest part of the whole skit... I never heard that used ever lol.

    • @manoelandreisfernandes8747
      @manoelandreisfernandes8747 6 років тому +56

      YES HAHAHA

    • @nombreespablo
      @nombreespablo 6 років тому +43

      😂💀

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 4 роки тому +2598

    "What can I say about that suit that hasn't been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +126

      My daughter just said that to her little sister the other day when she came back from cheerleading, I laughed sooo hard!!!

    • @h3ll0_2
      @h3ll0_2 4 роки тому +32

      @@Toywins 😂😂😂 parenting done right.

    • @dedrickbruno8565
      @dedrickbruno8565 4 роки тому +9

      That was funny as hell 😂😂😂

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 4 роки тому +9

      Ultimate burn lol 💯😂

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 4 роки тому +2

      @@h3ll0_2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theoneandonlykyle9800
    @theoneandonlykyle9800 8 місяців тому +69

    Them roasting Diddy is just too funny I bet dave had him crying

  • @ghosthunter08
    @ghosthunter08 Рік тому +152

    This is peak comedy. We desperately need more of this

  • @turtlemanfromgatherspond6382
    @turtlemanfromgatherspond6382 4 роки тому +2565

    He said : "You look like a bootleg Ice T" to the actual Ice T xD
    5:28

    • @luvuyojim526
      @luvuyojim526 4 роки тому +106

      He waited for that moment to throw those words😅😅😅

    • @marvinmcgrath1578
      @marvinmcgrath1578 4 роки тому +48

      I laughed me fucked up for that line

    • @ryanakahuss
      @ryanakahuss 4 роки тому +27

      that was Donnell ("beautiful") lmao

    • @marvinmcgrath1578
      @marvinmcgrath1578 4 роки тому +2

      @shoaib btt me too 1st time

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. 3 роки тому +5

      Donnell appreciates this comment lol

  • @montypython4743
    @montypython4743 3 роки тому +3013

    They all lost it with that Rosie O'Donnell joke! 3:35 They all broke character and laughed. LOL

    • @VivaLaVaca2010
      @VivaLaVaca2010 3 роки тому +317

      You can hear Charlie's genuine laugh, so great lol

    • @robertwebb9875
      @robertwebb9875 3 роки тому +200

      That shit had me crying 😭

    • @1ma4ighter
      @1ma4ighter 3 роки тому +137

      That made me break character!

    • @mrf19741
      @mrf19741 3 роки тому +34

      I did too!

    • @mairimsulaiman8230
      @mairimsulaiman8230 3 роки тому +105

      Jalen Drayton Rosie O’Donnell is female. The joke was that she wears men’s underwear.

  • @alvinrozon2687
    @alvinrozon2687 Рік тому +236

    You know you're getting old when you go back and watch the stuff you grew up on and you start counting the people that passed away.

  • @neviregi5813
    @neviregi5813 28 днів тому +26

    I thought about this video after kendrick Lamar's diss track.
    He is the real Playa Hater

  • @dorenjackson1166
    @dorenjackson1166 4 роки тому +1928

    “1st off I would like to say thank god for giving everybody else so much, but me so little”
    Accurate asf on hater’s mentality 😂😂

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 роки тому +59

      I honestly want to give that speech as the keynote speaker at a high school graduation. I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate you! I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else. That'd be a speech the children wouldn't soon forget.

    • @b-head6961
      @b-head6961 4 роки тому +62

      “I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else but you” 😂😂

    • @reyjeff4297
      @reyjeff4297 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha, so funny

    • @justice4all718
      @justice4all718 4 роки тому +20

      @@b-head6961 and as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in.

    • @diannaebert9165
      @diannaebert9165 3 роки тому +2

      @@pittland44 right

  • @onice33
    @onice33 2 роки тому +737

    "Clap 4 me b**ch!!" [Aggression] Charlie Murphy had me cryingggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Chamberz55
    @Chamberz55 Рік тому +39

    “Put some water in Buck Nasty’s momma’s dish.” An underrated hate. Classic. RIP Patrice & Charlie.

  • @richjones7313
    @richjones7313 Рік тому +339

    thats one of the funniest sketches in human history

    • @NoMoney67
      @NoMoney67 Рік тому +16

      I hate you wrote that before me. I was going hit the like button but I decided not to. 😂

    • @benjaminpikoikj7090
      @benjaminpikoikj7090 Рік тому

      @@NoMoney67 ya knuh why this is call da Playa hatin' game then Doug

  • @StoneColdSergio
    @StoneColdSergio 3 роки тому +4049

    The voice that Chappelle picked for this character is hilarious af, and that toothpick makes it 10x funnier

    • @mofomartianp
      @mofomartianp 3 роки тому +44

      Best acceptance speech ever.

    • @srobertweiser
      @srobertweiser 2 роки тому +91

      "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take my throne, 'cuz I'm a shoe-in......... for player of the year."

    • @xer05tar
      @xer05tar 2 роки тому +12

      Its actually a match. Not a toothpick lol

    • @luckymazibuko9632
      @luckymazibuko9632 2 роки тому

      @@giljuwu9728 gghhh

    • @luckymazibuko9632
      @luckymazibuko9632 2 роки тому

      @@giljuwu9728 ggíuuu

  • @CasualMorgan4
    @CasualMorgan4 6 років тому +8182

    RIP Patrice O’Neal, RIP Charlie Murphy. Both legends.

    • @sillyKit
      @sillyKit 6 років тому +55

      Morgan Green R.I.P

    • @danimarre8409
      @danimarre8409 6 років тому +75

      Holy shit I didnt know Charlie had died!

    • @xxxCODExxx1
      @xxxCODExxx1 6 років тому +84

      bianco neri Bruh, where the fuck you been?!

    • @ManoloRibera070
      @ManoloRibera070 6 років тому +110

      Fuck cancer my nigga i hate it

    • @Scurge237
      @Scurge237 6 років тому +12

      Shit didn't even think of that for real

  • @kevindelatorre54
    @kevindelatorre54 28 днів тому +26

    Kendrick be like :

  • @nitomutan4593
    @nitomutan4593 Рік тому +58

    Ice-T’s prosody is unmatched . The voice, the cadence is so unique!

  • @rabalac
    @rabalac 6 років тому +1362

    "CLICK YOUR HEELS TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND GO TO AFRICA" 😂😂😂

    • @jeremycheadle75
      @jeremycheadle75 6 років тому +3

      S L A V G H T E R S E A S O N lol

    • @jeremycheadle75
      @jeremycheadle75 6 років тому +6

      S L A V G H T E R S E A S O N. Of course not l thought it was funny

    • @mcsuchnsuch
      @mcsuchnsuch 6 років тому +11

      Jo Relish click your heels 3 times and do stunts for little Richard in gay movies.

    • @ajmoreno8337
      @ajmoreno8337 6 років тому +14

      Jo Relish fuck off with your sensitive ass

    • @sgtmjames
      @sgtmjames 6 років тому +8

      was this the only comment you could comment on, or did you see an opportunity to call some random person on the internet a racist?

  • @kevinngoya5
    @kevinngoya5 Рік тому +1294

    “I hate you, I hate you, I don’t even know you and I hate your guts, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.“ ICONIC

    • @tishtish4442
      @tishtish4442 Рік тому +7

      😁🤣

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 11 місяців тому +43

      If I ever gave the speech at a high school graduation I would say that to the kids just to see their response.

    • @yOGlo
      @yOGlo 9 місяців тому +7

      It do b like that some times

    • @xlxl9440
      @xlxl9440 7 місяців тому +12

      Now that's HATE!!! 😅

    • @El-fy6bf
      @El-fy6bf 7 місяців тому +3

      I almost died laughing 😂

  • @Dzokhar
    @Dzokhar Рік тому +16

    4:16
    Ice T's smile during this delivery is just so perfect.

  • @Andrew-kd5oy
    @Andrew-kd5oy Рік тому +146

    This skit never gets old.

    • @ProfPyro
      @ProfPyro Місяць тому

      Much like Patrice O'Neal and Charlie Murphy

  • @dylanedwards2056
    @dylanedwards2056 5 років тому +1913

    I love when Dave gets the whole cast to crack and they just keep the take anyway 😂

    • @ecarthardman546
      @ecarthardman546 5 років тому +126

      Wears pantys with dick holes in them lol

    • @drufletcher
      @drufletcher 5 років тому +118

      They definitely broke character for that one!

    • @vinaygr28
      @vinaygr28 5 років тому +8

      Amen bruh

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 5 років тому +27

      "thats staying in!"

    • @chillymack6885
      @chillymack6885 4 роки тому +31

      Charlie just walked away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @troymiller885
    @troymiller885 Рік тому +83

    "Put some water in buc nasty's mom's dish" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelquintanilla6338
    @samuelquintanilla6338 3 роки тому +2847

    RIP Patrice O’Neal, we miss you and Charlie of course.

    • @354allday
      @354allday 3 роки тому +47

      Had to pause Patrice's documentary to watch this they played the Diddy teeth joke

    • @VaughnViktor
      @VaughnViktor 3 роки тому +1

      @@354allday me too

    • @Frightenstein
      @Frightenstein 3 роки тому +1

      @@354allday Hi, what country are you in and where did you see it? I'm so desperate to see it and I'm in the UK. Can't find it anywhere x

    • @skullyzee
      @skullyzee 3 роки тому +9

      One of Vos best comedy performances

    • @weaksignal8009
      @weaksignal8009 2 роки тому +5

      Teeth, Rich Vos is the blue hater

  • @dubbed-inirish7813
    @dubbed-inirish7813 5 місяців тому +10

    It’s 2023 and I still die at Charlie Murphy screamin “CLAP FOR ME B**CH” 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @joneschilufya867
    @joneschilufya867 Рік тому +27

    When Donnel yells "It's Boy George" I didn't know what that was until I grew up and knew Boy George and it made this skit even funnier 🤣🤣

  • @stephengreico2810
    @stephengreico2810 3 роки тому +2309

    This skit never got the appreciation it deserved

  • @rayamanelly
    @rayamanelly 3 роки тому +1254

    "It's Boy George!" 😂
    Donnell Rawlings is the best.

    • @fandrews26
      @fandrews26 2 роки тому +29

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @TheSteakStyles
      @TheSteakStyles 2 роки тому +9

      criminally underrated line

    • @dominiquejones3805
      @dominiquejones3805 Рік тому +4

      Beautiful on the weekend does stunts 4 Little Richard n gay movies🤣 he looked hurt

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Рік тому +5

      @@dominiquejones3805 😂😂 that looked too real to be an act

    • @dominiquejones3805
      @dominiquejones3805 Рік тому

      @@joneschilufya867 Right!!!!

  • @thebrokenglasskids5196
    @thebrokenglasskids5196 Рік тому +67

    Can tell Dave ad-libbed that Rosie O'Donnell jab cuz they were all dying for real when he dropped it! xD

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 11 місяців тому +91

    Imagine where Patrice O’Neal would be today if he was still here.. definitely one of the best comics back then and wish we could see more of him.

    • @anthonygarcia3922
      @anthonygarcia3922 8 місяців тому +3

      I mean he was 41 when he passed & that was over 10 years ago. I don't think he would've been that active if he was still here today.

    • @droskifullcircle7630
      @droskifullcircle7630 2 місяці тому

      @@anthonygarcia3922I disagree in todays climate he would be thriving podcast would go crazy I mean look how famous Kevin samuels got he practically got all his content from Patrice

  • @SullyFox
    @SullyFox 4 роки тому +1557

    "I'm gonna go home, and put some water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish."
    😂🤣😭😭😂

    • @4sxmgi386
      @4sxmgi386 4 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @mrsescobedo6164
      @mrsescobedo6164 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😭😭💯

    • @4sxmgi386
      @4sxmgi386 4 роки тому +2

      @The Guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noveldixon9963
      @noveldixon9963 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao

    • @checasillashdz
      @checasillashdz 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prod6mill.512
    @prod6mill.512 4 роки тому +1070

    You can tell Ice T had so much fun doing this

    • @AtheneHolder
      @AtheneHolder 4 роки тому +63

      would've loved for him to respond when eomeone shouted out that he look like a broke ass Ice T lol #GOlden

    • @Arcona
      @Arcona 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah you know it. And I bet everyone else did too.

    • @sbeast1216
      @sbeast1216 4 роки тому +3

      Who wouldn't?

    • @b-head6961
      @b-head6961 4 роки тому +30

      “LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG ICE-T” 😂😂

    • @prod6mill.512
      @prod6mill.512 4 роки тому +3

      B- Head lmfaoooo

  • @goldenagenut
    @goldenagenut Рік тому +65

    I love when he makes a joke about Rosie then can't keep it together and starts laughing!
    " What can you say about that suit that hasn't been said about Afghanistan. " 🤣 Some day when the perfect moment comes, I'm going to use that line!

  • @BuddhaBless328
    @BuddhaBless328 3 роки тому +2949

    The Rosie o'donnel joke had them laughing for real

    • @ot5634
      @ot5634 3 роки тому +136

      It was funny. 😄😄😄😄

    • @Incrediblewash
      @Incrediblewash 3 роки тому +126

      LMFAO bruh shit got me weak!!

    • @joaquinfigueroa8218
      @joaquinfigueroa8218 3 роки тому +244

      They broke character because they all know Chappelle funny asf

    • @luke125
      @luke125 3 роки тому +171

      I like when Dave says “It’s Boy George”.

    • @ajpisharodi
      @ajpisharodi 3 роки тому +10

      @@joaquinfigueroa8218 I noticed!

  • @benconnor3206
    @benconnor3206 3 роки тому +1470

    "most likely to gain weight and die" hits different now, RIP patrice

  • @Mintylight
    @Mintylight Рік тому +55

    This makes me cry with laughter every time. One of the best skits ever produced!

    • @tishtish4442
      @tishtish4442 Рік тому

      Man You oughta take that cane and beat who eva made that suit to death... 😁🤣

  • @AncientAge_449
    @AncientAge_449 Рік тому +49

    The greatest 7 min of comedy ever put on film. Just absolutely classic

  • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
    @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 3 роки тому +1728

    “He looks like a broke-ass sexual chocolate” is an underrated gem from Mr Roboto

    • @yolandaperry1668
      @yolandaperry1668 3 роки тому +35

      Still use that line to this day. LOL

    • @margesimpson805
      @margesimpson805 3 роки тому +19

      coming to america, great movie

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 3 роки тому +39

      Donell speaking actual Korean too lmao

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 3 роки тому +22

      You bitches, better recognize

    • @evanschmitt2830
      @evanschmitt2830 3 роки тому +31

      Is mr roboto phyuck yiu’s brother?

  • @TheDrFunkenstein
    @TheDrFunkenstein 3 роки тому +3123

    "Now as I sip my soda, that i'm sure somebody spit in."
    Kills me everytime.

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 2 роки тому +26

      I was looking for this quip, lol

    • @mattypatty7179
      @mattypatty7179 2 роки тому +6

      Yep....we heard it. Thanks though.😒😔

    • @brando3098
      @brando3098 2 роки тому +19

      @@mattypatty7179 Someone missed ethics class

    • @tmst2199
      @tmst2199 2 роки тому

      Just like you.

    • @criconinvestments7723
      @criconinvestments7723 2 роки тому +4

      I'm sittin here thinking 'somebody' somebody like who lol!

  • @billyhunter144
    @billyhunter144 2 місяці тому +11

    That diddy roast aged well 😂

  • @jacksoncreek9123
    @jacksoncreek9123 22 дні тому +10

    Kendrick lamar is winning the 2024 playa hater of the year award fr

  • @The_Kinnymon
    @The_Kinnymon 3 роки тому +378

    “He’s got dolphin teeth” 😂 dead

  • @2bl_nkiizy153
    @2bl_nkiizy153 5 років тому +355

    “Clap for me b**ch!”😂😂

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 20 днів тому +17

    Pretty sure Kendrick Lamar is going to be Hater of the Year for 2024

  • @Coincollector81
    @Coincollector81 7 місяців тому +22

    I was 22 years old when this was first on TV and it's still just as funny now. Great comedy never gets old. The 2000's is one of my favorite decades.

  • @altonjackson3903
    @altonjackson3903 4 роки тому +1233

    “Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies” daw I’m dead🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @My600LbWallet
      @My600LbWallet 4 роки тому +43

      I immediately thought of this upon hearing of Little Richard’s death

    • @sheajustice8403
      @sheajustice8403 4 роки тому +5

      @@My600LbWallet Me too !!

    • @alexmontano7491
      @alexmontano7491 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robertlangdon494
      @robertlangdon494 4 роки тому +25

      beautiful's face after that, absolutely no comeback 🤣

    • @luisvilches3838
      @luisvilches3838 3 роки тому +2

      😂 😂 😂

  • @kennethpowell4158
    @kennethpowell4158 3 роки тому +1249

    "Silky's mink made outta 100% rat ass! Hit me, baby!" Then his girl sprays down his jheri curl. I fucking can't. This is easily the most underrated Chappelle skit of all time.

  • @charlesnesbitt320
    @charlesnesbitt320 Місяць тому +4

    "Man you COOOOORRRRRNY!"😂😂😂😂

  • @Will-oj3un
    @Will-oj3un 5 років тому +1287

    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gunna go put some water in Buck Nasty's Mama's Dish."
    That had me in tears.

    • @BussytheRapper
      @BussytheRapper 5 років тому +12

      What does that even mean?? 😂

    • @Ribbo
      @Ribbo 5 років тому +75

      @@BussytheRapper dogs drink from a dish.

    • @fazec0ld802
      @fazec0ld802 4 роки тому +9

      Ribbo and what would a female dog be called?

    • @BussytheRapper
      @BussytheRapper 4 роки тому +5

      Ribbo Ohhhhh 😂 I’ve always heard ‘dog bowl’ or just ‘bowl’. Still funny. Thanks!

    • @MrFaDookie
      @MrFaDookie 4 роки тому +3

      good evening......

  • @Thizzlatin77
    @Thizzlatin77 4 роки тому +626

    “He got dolphin teeth” 😂😂😂

    • @colvincruden9608
      @colvincruden9608 4 роки тому +14

      Arsenio Hall teeth 😈😈😈

    • @Akirah1231
      @Akirah1231 4 роки тому

      El Cangri 🤣

    • @gabbyty7144
      @gabbyty7144 4 роки тому +4

      low key one of the best insults in the whole sketch.

    • @dedrickbruno8565
      @dedrickbruno8565 4 роки тому

      That shit was funny Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂

    • @dorenjackson1166
      @dorenjackson1166 4 роки тому +1

      Gabby & Ty 😂facts!! Who just thinks of dolphin teeth? Then, once u actually picture it in mind, it makes it hilarious

  • @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr
    @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr Рік тому +32

    Can’t believe this is 20 years old. This show was amazing.

  • @seanclothier495
    @seanclothier495 Рік тому +6

    The casualness of 'Please believe dat' 😂

  • @bobholly3843
    @bobholly3843 3 роки тому +987

    5:29 "You look like a broke-ass Ice-T!" Yelling that at Ice-T has to be one of the funniest parts of the skit for me

  • @Monkeyman18214
    @Monkeyman18214 25 днів тому +13

    I think Kendrick got it in the bag this year

  • @jaydee8094
    @jaydee8094 Рік тому +28

    RIP Patrice O'Neal and Charlie Murphy, great legends

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins 4 роки тому +772

    Charlie said "You need to take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death" 😂😂😂😂 SO many lines just from this sketch alone!!!

    • @Gapeaches77able
      @Gapeaches77able 4 роки тому +13

      Toy Dubz LOL!!! That line gets me every time!

    • @dorenjackson1166
      @dorenjackson1166 4 роки тому +15

      These was high key the funniest roast I’ve heard. That diddy roast gets me all the time!😂😂

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +6

      @@dorenjackson1166 yeah, when they said Diddy looked like Malcolm X after he converted to Islam!! 💀😂

    • @dorenjackson1166
      @dorenjackson1166 4 роки тому +6

      Toy Dubz 😂😂”dolphin teeth”

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +4

      @@dorenjackson1166 hahaaaaa!!! Facts!!!

  • @kingtong1174
    @kingtong1174 4 роки тому +536

    Pic of Rosie ODonnell:
    Beautiful: ITS BOY GEORGE 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 3 роки тому +48

      She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

    • @alangriffin2011
      @alangriffin2011 3 роки тому +30

      That man right there I'd hate to fight.

    • @toilettsunami9125
      @toilettsunami9125 3 роки тому +3

      It's Michael Moore!!!

    • @ryansnustad9133
      @ryansnustad9133 3 роки тому +1

      @@jengleheimerschmitt7941 I defy you to front a comeback to that. Anyone, really. Underwear. Dickholes in em.

    • @livingcolombian677
      @livingcolombian677 3 роки тому +4

      The killer is underwear with d===k holes in em....

  • @lejenderyone8193
    @lejenderyone8193 Рік тому +6

    Puffy wit dem Dolphin Teeth, still crying from when I first heard it 11 years ago

  • @elijahgordon3047
    @elijahgordon3047 Рік тому +15

    Bruhh the Rosie Odonell joke is elite. Them breaking character after made it 10x funnier

  • @jkftuk
    @jkftuk 2 роки тому +1290

    Beautiful's face after Chappelle makes that comment about him doing stunts for Little Richard has me in absolute stitches every time

    • @chrisarnold3748
      @chrisarnold3748 Рік тому

      That mother f***** pump my gas on the way over here man

    • @brianbravo6930
      @brianbravo6930 Рік тому +44

      Trying not to break character makes this so much more funnier

    • @dominiquejones3805
      @dominiquejones3805 Рік тому +69

      Dude looked hurt, then Silky had 2 go home & put water n Buc Nasty momma dish

    • @AnastasiaBeaverhousn
      @AnastasiaBeaverhousn Рік тому +14

      Yessssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I rewind every time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Michael.Sandoval33
      @Michael.Sandoval33 Рік тому +12

      I met dude at the TV studio. I worked at. He is legit funny and genuinely nice.

  • @mikewilcox8197
    @mikewilcox8197 3 роки тому +401

    “First of all, I’d like to thank god almighty for givin’ everyone else SO MUCH, and me, so little” - the player hater’ prayer.

  • @nelsoncaban484
    @nelsoncaban484 Рік тому +21

    "Most likely to gain weight and die"..damn..a little too accurate. RIP Mr. O'Neal and Buc Nasty

  • @youngw1ze
    @youngw1ze Рік тому +21

    This came out 20 years ago...still hilarious..

  • @aghd334
    @aghd334 6 років тому +504

    "I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts"...my mood at work! hahaha!

    • @nativeking698
      @nativeking698 6 років тому +25

      aghd334 my mood when im quitting. Fuck you fuck you fuck you you're cool and fuck you im out

    • @AilhendarBarbie
      @AilhendarBarbie 6 років тому +2

      aghd334 Mane what you said....I wish y'all would shut the fuck up...

    • @belindagarrett408
      @belindagarrett408 6 років тому +3

      aghd334 that's how I feel at work to 😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

    • @mandoranda5576
      @mandoranda5576 3 роки тому +1

      Native King that’s from half baked 😂

    • @BLESSFUL-Bliss
      @BLESSFUL-Bliss 3 роки тому +1

      @@mandoranda5576
      Yes. Chappelle's homage to Eddie Murphy. (Ending barber shop scene of "Coming To America": "Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you...Who's next?")

  • @Christian-qs6fm
    @Christian-qs6fm 4 роки тому +1327

    “I’m gonna go home and put water in buck nastys mothers dish” 💀💀💀

  • @matthewjarman3854
    @matthewjarman3854 3 місяці тому +4

    Charlie had to walk away after the Rosie joke! 😂

  • @user-fr4vc9rm8r
    @user-fr4vc9rm8r 4 місяці тому +5

    Still laughing at this in 2024!!!!

  • @mitchellmahurin3465
    @mitchellmahurin3465 3 роки тому +134

    "He's got dolphin teeth" always kills me 😂😂😂

  • @Jnb2222
    @Jnb2222 3 роки тому +796

    "Im gonna go home, and put water in Buck Nasty's mommas dish" Im dead

    • @LuisCasstle
      @LuisCasstle 3 роки тому +21

      Perfect ending.

    • @raymondha1418
      @raymondha1418 3 роки тому +31

      They broke character at that Rosie O’Donnell joke... Charlie had to turn away 😂 😂
      RIP:Charlie Murphy and Patrice O’Neal

    • @onendfan525
      @onendfan525 3 роки тому +25

      That last line was killing me laughing 🤣 Can't even breathe when the camera went back to Charlie Murphy after that line.

    • @shay-ryanjones8965
      @shay-ryanjones8965 3 роки тому +6

      Good evenin'. 🤣

    • @MILKYbars100
      @MILKYbars100 3 роки тому +6

      Funny part is the fact the Charlie Murphy’s mom got a little salty at the joke.

  • @xSubParSaucex
    @xSubParSaucex Місяць тому +2

    Charlie Murphy breaking for the Rosie O’Donnell joke had me dying

  • @BornIn76GraduatedIn94
    @BornIn76GraduatedIn94 11 місяців тому +4

    “I don’t even know you & I hate your guts”. 😂

  • @giovanir69
    @giovanir69 4 роки тому +1239

    "LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG ICE T!"
    I always die when I hear that part lol. It will never get old.

    • @1hunnafla
      @1hunnafla 4 роки тому +5

      Facts bro

    • @rhs2000vtec
      @rhs2000vtec 4 роки тому +45

      i think he yells "broke ass" Ice T

    • @jweber222
      @jweber222 4 роки тому +15

      Its so under the radar and that makes it even funnier

    • @Paul_Maul
      @Paul_Maul 4 роки тому +3

      😆😆😆😆

    • @bengonzales1182
      @bengonzales1182 4 роки тому +24

      man you corny

  • @anakinfan8
    @anakinfan8 6 років тому +1286

    “CLAP FOR ME BITCH!”
    Charlie Murphy was the best

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 6 років тому +22

      he used the exact same voice as he did for jizzy in gta san andreas. rip the legend charlie murphy

    • @BBGMarv
      @BBGMarv 6 років тому +3

      anakinfan8 😂😂😂😂

    • @BBGMarv
      @BBGMarv 6 років тому +5

      Straight up! 😂😂😂

    • @Akkodha-
      @Akkodha- 6 років тому +22

      The look on the girls face that’s right next after he said that 😂😂

    • @BBGMarv
      @BBGMarv 6 років тому +4

      I just noticed that 😂😂😂😂

  • @AST-erisked
    @AST-erisked 27 днів тому +10

    Came here after Kendrick's hate against aubrey

  • @thatrogersmith
    @thatrogersmith Рік тому +2

    “Bombed out and depleted”…still using that to this day. 😂

  • @MikeE-
    @MikeE- 2 роки тому +2795

    Been almost 20yrs since this aired on tv and it’s still as funny now as it was back then…classic

    • @jakedog8243
      @jakedog8243 2 роки тому +42

      I can't believe its been that long. Crazy.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 роки тому +41

      It still hurts knowing that this kind of comedy isn't made anymore. I still don't know where the time went, and everything changed.

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 Рік тому +12

      @@psychedelicfright85 Even more, two people that were in this skit are dead. Patrice O’Neil and Charlie Murphy

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 Рік тому +14

      @@whyme3772 I know man. 2 hilarious comedians. I think Patrice would have fought modern censorship. He was a really smart guy too.

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 Рік тому +1

      @@psychedelicfright85 Yeah lol

  • @user-gp1bt4vm3r
    @user-gp1bt4vm3r 3 роки тому +3732

    Funny thing is that, Beautiful is actually speaking real Korean. He's not just imitating the sound of the language. Dude's actually saying what's on the subtitles.

    • @ESL-O.G.
      @ESL-O.G. 3 роки тому +74

      Annyong haseyo

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 3 роки тому +280

      I think he was stationed over there for a few years

    • @Bourbon101LRSD
      @Bourbon101LRSD 3 роки тому +242

      J He was stationed in South Korea in the US AIR FORCE

    • @entrepreneurcity3317
      @entrepreneurcity3317 3 роки тому +107

      that was cool as hell

    • @chuck430
      @chuck430 3 роки тому +55

      he sounded like a guy who knows the words, but cant make a sentence by himself

  • @user-nq9fg3cx8p
    @user-nq9fg3cx8p 3 місяці тому +2

    Crying laughing.
    Loved the show back in the day and watched religiously.
    One of my all time favorite skits.

  • @angelsalazar6904
    @angelsalazar6904 Рік тому +8

    "Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go and put water on Buck Nasty's mama's dish" 😂😂😂 best line ever LOL!

  • @hushus3943
    @hushus3943 6 років тому +1070

    "Oh...lil' ass teeth...he got dolphin teeth."
    LMFAO! RIP Patrice.

    • @F150fx2sporT
      @F150fx2sporT 6 років тому +30

      “He always said he doesn’t want anyone to see him shine, but the nigga looks shiny to me” 😂😂

    • @christopherfelix9652
      @christopherfelix9652 6 років тому +7

      He looks like Malcom X before he converted to Islam

    • @coonfromhell97
      @coonfromhell97 6 років тому +8

      He got arsenio hall teeth lmao

    • @gr8myndmuzic
      @gr8myndmuzic 6 років тому +1

      hus hus LOL!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @pauljackson1975
      @pauljackson1975 6 років тому +3

      hus hus I would bet money Patrice just improved that he's so funny on O&A

  • @schematicb5393
    @schematicb5393 5 років тому +749

    Nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the special Olympics LMFAO

    • @rko32491
      @rko32491 5 років тому +21

      Fn savage

    • @dreaxil_lixir
      @dreaxil_lixir 4 роки тому +17

      That's low down 😂

    • @wblockade4972
      @wblockade4972 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, you gotta have a lot of hate in your heart to do something like that. Man I haven't seen this in a while!

  • @zionleach3001
    @zionleach3001 Рік тому +4

    3:41 they ALL broke character. 😂