Docter Evil tells scott to Zip it

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  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 3 роки тому +885

    "When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT!" gets me every time

  • @Haruchan1996
    @Haruchan1996 8 років тому +1727

    This is pretty much what its like to argue with your parents and they are wrong lol.

    • @BlueBlaze99
      @BlueBlaze99 7 років тому +64

      Or a girlfriend/wife...

    • @fairnut6418
      @fairnut6418 4 роки тому +13

      Psh🤏

    • @calebweems9392
      @calebweems9392 4 роки тому +26

      They hate losing

    • @SylkaChan
      @SylkaChan 3 роки тому +4

      "if a problem comes along you must zip it" - that's the absolute truth
      I hate how they forgot zippity do da from Splash Mountain at Disneyland

    • @SylkaChan
      @SylkaChan 3 роки тому +1

      That's exactly right. I hate how the movie forgot about the song from Splash Mountain in Disneyland (The California One). "zippity doo dah"

  • @clutchtastic_
    @clutchtastic_ 3 роки тому +386

    1:13 The knock knock joke in the middle and Seth going "Who's there?" has me dying!!

  • @PensFan30
    @PensFan30 11 років тому +1593

    This was all improvised. Pure genius on behalf of Seth Green and Mike Myers.

    • @freddythepie
      @freddythepie 11 років тому +31

      ...Mike Myers isn't in this scene.

    • @ejl1000
      @ejl1000 11 років тому +117

      Cunt Destroyer *facepalm*

    • @freddythepie
      @freddythepie 10 років тому +7

      ejl1000 I don't see why that deserves a facepalm since Mike had nothing to do with this improv

    • @freddythepie
      @freddythepie 10 років тому +173

      I just found out Mike Myers plays Dr. Evil. ._. I don't know how I didn't know this when I've seen this movie a million times.

    • @tylaparfitt7596
      @tylaparfitt7596 10 років тому +1

      which scene?

  • @jeffafafisher8343
    @jeffafafisher8343 10 років тому +488

    "Look I'm zippy long stockings...." Lmmfao

    • @y0url0calrat26
      @y0url0calrat26 3 роки тому +4

      Oh hey, I am from 2021

    • @hamadhumaid1984
      @hamadhumaid1984 3 роки тому +11

      When a problem comes along you must zip it ((whip)) zip it good

  • @clifton12345
    @clifton12345 Рік тому +77

    “How about you don’t ladies and gentleman Scotty don’t”
    I’m in tears.

  • @michaelsetiawan2746
    @michaelsetiawan2746 3 роки тому +104

    "You're like a child!"
    You can clearly feel Seth's genuine frustration there.

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 5 місяців тому +1

      Disagree. He sounds like he's smiling as he says that line. Not frustrated whatsoever.

  • @colinjenkins6449
    @colinjenkins6449 8 років тому +297

    "Oh look at me, I'm zippy longstocking" lmao classic...

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 5 років тому +8

      When the problem comes along, you must zip it! Now zip it! Zip it good! #LOL

    • @joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911
      @joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911 4 роки тому +5

      Colin Jenkins LOL

    • @melodystyles1203
      @melodystyles1203 11 місяців тому +2

      @@joltagegyronicthehedgehog4911(Dr Evil speaks faux Japanese) Subtitle - zip it. 💀😂

  • @ChippyBlane
    @ChippyBlane 8 років тому +510

    I read that the entire "Shh" exchange was improvised by Mike Meyers and Seth Green

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 5 років тому +24

      Which means many more ways to piss some of us off a ton.

    • @jackhemsworth7515
      @jackhemsworth7515 3 роки тому +14

      Biggus dickus's wife was improvised too. Some people have funny in their veins it comes so naturally to them

    • @erichvonmanstein6876
      @erichvonmanstein6876 2 роки тому

      Yeah, you read that on here. Because no the phuk it wasnt. It was pre wtitten fool.

  • @rorrante
    @rorrante 8 років тому +735

    They need to bring back Dr. Evil with his own damn movie !

    • @lizh2302
      @lizh2302 7 років тому +14

      Ja!!

    • @yaboyblacklist2431
      @yaboyblacklist2431 6 років тому +19

      Don't know how it would work with Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) dead

    • @jennifercrane9421
      @jennifercrane9421 5 років тому +24

      Or an Austin Powers sequel with Scotty as the villain

    • @elpalancas
      @elpalancas 5 років тому +8

      Zip it

    • @osamabad3597
      @osamabad3597 5 років тому +9

      Blacklist's World Paul Walker is dead. That didn’t stop them from making more god awful sequels the fast and the furious

  • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
    @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 8 років тому +255

    "Knock knock! Who's there?
    Shhh!"

    • @tylerfindlay3774
      @tylerfindlay3774 5 років тому +23

      Shhhh. Before you even start. That was a preemptive shh. I have a whole bag of shhh with your name on it.

    • @TheDarkwingj
      @TheDarkwingj 5 років тому +16

      Let me tell ya a little story about a man named Shh!

    • @JD_13
      @JD_13 2 роки тому +1

      I also remember these parts from the video

    • @JD_13
      @JD_13 2 роки тому +1

      But ladies and gentlemen, scotty dont.

  • @ImperialDecree
    @ImperialDecree 5 років тому +417

    Misssuuuhaiii pinduahhhh mihtatioootoo
    SUBTITLE: Zip it

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 3 роки тому +119

    “I’ve got a whole bag of ‘shhhh’ “ 😂

  • @patrickromanowski5911
    @patrickromanowski5911 3 роки тому +387

    The entire Austin powers series should be preserved as an important cultural moment in American history. For real lmfao

  • @jeremyvandale9252
    @jeremyvandale9252 8 років тому +374

    that was a preemptive SHH, just know that I have a bag of SHH with your name on it

  • @getschwifty9531
    @getschwifty9531 5 місяців тому +9

    "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Ex-zip it-a!" Is underrated 😂

  • @emberashes6809
    @emberashes6809 6 років тому +114

    Love how Scott wants number 2 To Help him but he's just standing there letting dr evil get away it

    • @sethbramwell
      @sethbramwell Рік тому +14

      Number 2 knows what happens when you piss off the boss.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 7 місяців тому +3

      Frau also just sitting there too watching what is most likely her son getting bullied

  • @kenya9549
    @kenya9549 4 роки тому +127

    1:26 Scotty almost broke character 😂😂😂😂

    • @StanHowse
      @StanHowse 2 роки тому +14

      Would have taken me so many takes to get that down, hilarious.

  • @bethpurdy9206
    @bethpurdy9206 5 років тому +72

    A lot of what Seth Green does is improvisation. He’s very quick with comebacks & coming up with stuff instantaneously.

  • @jbuell311
    @jbuell311 11 років тому +74

    Dr Evil is so frickin hilarious. Definitely my favorite frickin character of the frickin series.

  • @Simi1397
    @Simi1397 7 років тому +49

    Verne Troyer holding his laughter at :49 haha.

    • @BigDan5309
      @BigDan5309 3 роки тому +4

      Seth Green cracks towards the end of the "Zip It" exchange

  • @Seven70307
    @Seven70307 Рік тому +26

    Just so you know, I have a whole bag of SHHH!! With your name on it.
    😂😂😂 That KILLS me every time!

  • @aamiller90
    @aamiller90 10 років тому +100

    "Your like a chil-!" "Zazipitabay!"

  • @DanielJ096
    @DanielJ096 3 роки тому +52

    1:19 kills me everytime, you can see the guy playing scotty holding back his laugh 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardcavell-clarke8928
    @richardcavell-clarke8928 3 роки тому +47

    I’ve seen the zip it scene so many times and it still makes me laugh

  • @MoneyOverFame
    @MoneyOverFame 5 років тому +26

    Awwww man this movie is such a classic.

  • @gretacarter3498
    @gretacarter3498 2 роки тому +21

    “Look i’m Zippy longstocking” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaredthegeneralmotorscarguy.
    @jaredthegeneralmotorscarguy. 9 місяців тому +3

    When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT! ZIP IT GOOD! 0:27

  • @Piffhefner
    @Piffhefner 4 роки тому +24

    "Let me tell you a story about a man named shh" lmaooooo

  • @hamadhumaid1984
    @hamadhumaid1984 3 роки тому +45

    "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury ex-zip it A"

  • @dumluv
    @dumluv 2 роки тому +19

    dr evil interrupting scott is my favorite gag in the series hahaha

  • @moonbunnycakes
    @moonbunnycakes 6 років тому +101

    I remember being a kid and not knowing that it was Mike Myers playing both roles. I always laughed at this as a kid and I loved these scenes. Especially zip it.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 6 років тому +64

    R.I.P. Mini-me

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 4 місяці тому

      Being a fictional character Mini Me is immortal. The actor Verne Troyer died in 2018.

  • @simongoddard7692
    @simongoddard7692 3 роки тому +16

    I absolutely love the zoom in with the bond villain horns when he puts his pinky to his mouth 😂

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 6 років тому +77

    When Tom Holland does interviews for Infinity War with one of his co-stars next to him.

  • @TheVenom2010
    @TheVenom2010 2 роки тому +5

    Dr Evil invented trolling before it was a thing lol.

  • @AntaresTwo6
    @AntaresTwo6 Рік тому +11

    0:17 best line in cinema ever!

    • @MynameisDUmass
      @MynameisDUmass 4 місяці тому +1

      0:27 the devo reference 😂💀

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 4 роки тому +10

    Scott you just don't get it, do you?

  • @dylankaiser5546
    @dylankaiser5546 6 років тому +10

    arguing with Dr Evil is like arguing with a wall, don't expect to win

  • @chrisurena5346
    @chrisurena5346 9 років тому +28

    Dr Evil's hilarious.

  • @PennyUndead
    @PennyUndead 6 років тому +39

    ARGUABLY THE GREATEST SCENE IN FILM HISTORY.

  • @tworthington27
    @tworthington27 7 років тому +15

    "When a problem comes along, you must zip it! (Imitates whip) Zip it good!" LMFAO!

  • @HarrisonD7
    @HarrisonD7 14 років тому +10

    I watch this video like every day, sooo funny. Love the chinese bit and the 'problem comes along'. Absolutely hilarious!

    • @vaddix9980
      @vaddix9980 Рік тому

      How long has it been since you've watched this

  • @elijahthompson3416
    @elijahthompson3416 2 роки тому +14

    0:44 me and my brother still do this 😂

  • @theryanreynoldsfan3674
    @theryanreynoldsfan3674 Рік тому +1

    0:55 International Man of Mystery: SHHH!
    0:12 The Spy Who Shagged Me: Zip it!
    1:28 Goldmember: SCOTTY DON'T!

  • @amandablazevic5525
    @amandablazevic5525 7 місяців тому +1

    “That was a preemptive shh, I have a whole bag of sh with your name on it” always one of my favorites 😂😂

  • @Junokaii
    @Junokaii 5 років тому +34

    SHH! Even before you start!
    That was a pre-emptive SHH!
    Just know I have a whole bag of SHH! With your name on it!

    • @ericzubyk2329
      @ericzubyk2329 5 років тому +1

      How about a knuckle sandwich with a side order of death right back.

    • @Jaythesparrow
      @Jaythesparrow 3 роки тому

      @@ericzubyk2329 How about fuck off.

  • @calwestland34
    @calwestland34 2 роки тому +6

    This is how I’m gonna talk to my kids lol.

  • @danethompson110
    @danethompson110 3 роки тому +10

    The funniest line in the whole series why make trillions when we could make da da da……………………… Billions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

  • @isaiahsimmons4414
    @isaiahsimmons4414 2 роки тому +43

    This is basically me and my dad every time he's wrong about something but he's too stubborn to admit it😂

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 2 роки тому +3

      I'm curious lol, what was he wrong about?

    • @isaiahsimmons4414
      @isaiahsimmons4414 2 роки тому +3

      @@CheerfullyCynical829 He was usually wrong about dumb shit like verbal abuse not being a thing or stuff about my mom even though it ain't true because they ain't together no more he just likes to think he's the smart one that I gotta look up to even though a lot of the shit he says is super wrong😒

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 Рік тому +1

      @@isaiahsimmons4414
      *when dad talks about his job*
      dad: I hate my job.
      me: get a new one.
      dad: ...ok zip it. >.>
      *when he gets beaten up in a game*
      dad: I hate this game.
      me: but I'm backing you u-
      dad: shhh!
      *when talking about buying food*
      dad: I'm buying those two. *two big meats that's over 25$*
      me: but there's cheaper ones over there and just about the same size. *two other meats that's about 18$ - 20$*
      dad: Ricky don't!

  • @xMylox
    @xMylox 3 роки тому +5

    SUCKLE OF MY ZIPPLE IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGG

  • @CrossEyedHunk
    @CrossEyedHunk 11 років тому +89

    preemptive shhh.

  • @Notunyx
    @Notunyx 11 років тому +44

    Valve : why not release half life 3? we could make trillions!
    Gaben : why make trillions when we can make......
    .........
    ....Hats?

  • @jake9565270
    @jake9565270 12 років тому +12

    "A trillium is more than billion numbnuts" XD LMFAO

  • @danielwesterlund1905
    @danielwesterlund1905 Місяць тому +1

    These clips are causing me serious psychological harm.

  • @Kevlexicon
    @Kevlexicon Рік тому +2

    "how bout u dont, ladies n gentlemen, scottie dont"
    is a classy and fabulous introduction

  • @tylaparfitt7596
    @tylaparfitt7596 10 років тому +25

    when someone tries to prove you wrong :') 0:44
    "zubeh.bshswhehhh, SUBZBEBWEHH. sh. sh. sh. SH. zip it."

  • @famoussward
    @famoussward 15 років тому +28

    "We could make trillions. Why make trillions when we could make.. billions?" xD

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 4 роки тому

      I mean if you don’t need trillions 😂

  • @jayparmo2284
    @jayparmo2284 2 місяці тому +2

    My older sister did this to me when we were kids. Im still triggered by this. 😂

  • @Euroviking86
    @Euroviking86 7 років тому +53

    压缩它
    Zip it.

  • @neutral4322
    @neutral4322 8 років тому +17

    Wish there was a gmod video of Sherpard telling Joker to zip it.

  • @chelioss8567
    @chelioss8567 7 місяців тому +2

    Scott….you just don’t get it, do ya?

  • @chadbrown748
    @chadbrown748 11 місяців тому +1

    1:10 Number 2's eye darting back and forth, like watching a ping pong match.

  • @graysonhoward1562
    @graysonhoward1562 5 років тому +4

    This video is dedicated to all the dads who constantly imitate Dr. Evil in this scene.

  • @VincentAtkins2011
    @VincentAtkins2011 11 місяців тому

    I love how Mini - Me just sits in the back doing nothing in The Spy and Goldmember

  • @jameskelly1680
    @jameskelly1680 2 роки тому +3

    For added hilarity, turn on the subtitles. 🤣

  • @Esotereclectic
    @Esotereclectic 4 місяці тому +1

    "Ladies and gentleman...ex-ZIP IT 'A'!"
    Mike Myers had older brothers who used to pick on and be mean to him when he was growing up (probably not unlike this scenario), and I'm by all means sure he put a lot of that into these scenes with himself as Dr. Evil and Scott...only this time, *he* was the one who got to dish it out!

  • @ItsOnlyRyan
    @ItsOnlyRyan 10 місяців тому +2

    “Yeah but…” zip “we…. Zip… can’t… zippyzippyzawa… zippyzippyzawa… you know you’re like a child.. zip… zippyzippyzawa…..
    The improvised chemistry between Myers and Seth Green is actually genius…. It blew me away when I read this was all off script, improvised…. Seth is dying to not laugh…. I bet this scene must have been hilarious to try and record

  • @Kickasss119
    @Kickasss119 12 років тому +4

    alright, ladies and gentlemen my plan is- scotty don't

  • @radamesfigueroaboria3434
    @radamesfigueroaboria3434 2 місяці тому +4

    0:13 Scott is right

  • @markecereal697
    @markecereal697 8 років тому +29

    I cant stop laughing

  • @nomusicrc
    @nomusicrc Рік тому

    Thank you for having all of these in one video

  • @Staarkalinou
    @Staarkalinou 3 роки тому +9

    i laughed so hard the first time i saw this scene

  • @Brideochucky23
    @Brideochucky23 2 роки тому +6

    Lol, as a teacher I'd love to do this when children get too noisy!! 🤣🤣

  • @daveprice6874
    @daveprice6874 2 роки тому +1

    Fantastic video never stop making videos

  • @gretacarter3498
    @gretacarter3498 2 роки тому +2

    “Just know I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it” 🤣🤣

  • @nathancarabajal8271
    @nathancarabajal8271 2 роки тому +1

    Look at Mini-me everyone, yeah
    He's gone mental on count of the chocolate, it's like freaking catnip for clones

  • @Maddy_plays1
    @Maddy_plays1 4 роки тому +4

    lol i love how Dr. Evil tells Scotty to shh lol that's my most favorite

  • @jessicaah-see9647
    @jessicaah-see9647 2 роки тому +2

    Dr Evil:why make trillions when we could make billions
    Scott:a trillion is more than a billion numb nuts
    Dr Evil: alright zip it
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂

  • @twoislanders-onetide
    @twoislanders-onetide 3 роки тому +2

    We need ONE MORE movie please Mr. Myers!!!! 😭😫😂😂😂

  • @Mayito_Tamps
    @Mayito_Tamps 2 роки тому +2

    Dr Evil Is Like My 6th Grade History Teacher 😂

  • @MrsOliva
    @MrsOliva Рік тому +1

    Dr. Evil is a very patient diplomat sometimes.

  • @rogerrabbit8304
    @rogerrabbit8304 3 місяці тому

    "You're causing me serious psychological harm!"

  • @MrChazasaurus88
    @MrChazasaurus88 4 роки тому +3

    The first 2020 U.S. presidential debate XD Trump is Dr. Evil, Biden is his Scotty, and #2 is the moderator!

  • @donyellperry4176
    @donyellperry4176 6 місяців тому +1

    just the two of us!

  • @Wii4000
    @Wii4000 11 років тому +7

    Imagine Mike Myers doing this as Cat in the Hat. XD lol

  • @nomimitsurugi1710
    @nomimitsurugi1710 5 років тому +2

    OMG put on the close captions and enjoy the show!!! It's almost like Monty Python & The Holy Grail's misread lyrics!!!!

  • @sapermader2198
    @sapermader2198 Рік тому +1

    0:52 that zip it always gets me, there so much finality in it.

  • @Action3x
    @Action3x 7 місяців тому +1

    Did you guys know they actually never wrote this scene. Completely just made it up on the spot. Crazy!

  • @firstptr3and10_
    @firstptr3and10_ 9 років тому +9

    Zippety do dah, Zippety day!

  • @thelonelywolf88
    @thelonelywolf88 6 років тому +5

    Ladies and gentlemen, ex-ZIP IT a

  • @deannikkiordeanajleerocks6132
    @deannikkiordeanajleerocks6132 7 років тому +9

    i laugh every time when they battle on zip it 😂😂😂

  • @98Brando22
    @98Brando22 12 років тому +2

    When a problem comes along, You must zip it.

  • @taylorschott4659
    @taylorschott4659 5 місяців тому +1

    you know, when you think about it, Scott was really ahead of his time in terms of 80,s villians. While his father ( dr. Evil ) usually insisted on killing Austin powers in a slow, unseen death, Scott usually predicted that he would get away unless they killed him quickly. if Scott had been in Dr. Evils position, he would have gotten rid of Austin much faster than his dad ever could.

  • @XAAROV1
    @XAAROV1 3 роки тому +9

    Those subtitles were almost funnier than the actual dialog!
    How ' bout you do- ent?

  • @Kickasss119
    @Kickasss119 12 років тому +1

    how-a-bout 'cha don't; ladies and gentlemen, scotty don't

  • @BigCheech-wy9os
    @BigCheech-wy9os 3 місяці тому +1

    Scott.... You just Dont get it. 😂

  • @Legboy1129
    @Legboy1129 11 років тому +4

    Amusing, I have caught the Commander doing the exact same thing to Joker today.

  • @Theistliecatcher
    @Theistliecatcher 3 роки тому +1

    Ive got a whole bag of shhh with your name on it, classic

  • @DukesFinalBoss
    @DukesFinalBoss 5 років тому +1

    How about you don’t, ladies and gentlemen, “Scotty Don’t”.

    • @tworthington27
      @tworthington27 4 роки тому

      tjcervi "Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass!" 😂