Mika lost her sanity after learning something about the male body

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  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos Рік тому +5235

    Girls: “How can boys be so clueless about female anatomy?”
    Also Girls: “Your balls can move?”

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 Рік тому

      Right? So hypocritical. Western society only cares about one but not the other

    • @CraftyChicken91
      @CraftyChicken91 Рік тому +152

      Lmao.

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ Рік тому

      I genuinely think that women know less about men's bodies than men know about women's. Mainly because men are actually encouraged to learn and shamed for not knowing. In contrast, women think that they know everything about men and never bother to properly learn or use other women as a source. Or at least it seems so.
      I had a woman confidently "educate" me that blue balls isnt a thing and that men only use it as an excuse to make a woman perform sexual acts. Which I'm sure that most of you know is inaccurate.
      Another example is those videos where women put condoms on their heads and legs, trying to prove that "no condom is too small". Which is obviously completely false, even a millimeter in circumference can be the difference between comfortable and being unable to maintain a boner. Seriously, finding a well-fitting condom is hard.
      I also dont think that they really know or appreciate how hard it is to both maintain a boner, withhold ejaculation and focus on pleasing the woman during sex. That shit takes practice and is pretty damn difficult. Kinda leaves you without ever even being able to focus on your own pleasure at all sometimes, especially in the beginning, when youre inexperienced.
      Or the fact that the foreskin has lots of nerve endings for pleasure and that not only protects the glans but also provides lubrication, both during intercourse and during masturbation. Which means that circumcision is pretty insanely fucked up.
      Finally, the idea that boners are entirely indicative of a man being horny. They can be induced simply by blood flow, with no mental arousal at all. Ok, most women know this one (hopefully). But most arent aware that it can go the other way. One can be mentally aroused, but not be able to get a boner in the moment (this one is usually taken as him not being attracted to her). And the fact that a boner can be physically stimulated against one's will (by things like rubbing it or the inner thigh) and even lead to an ejaculation, all while never being mentally aroused. That's one way that a woman can r-word a man.

    • @sandercohen5543
      @sandercohen5543 Рік тому +215

      *surprise anime noises*

    • @SamusV4
      @SamusV4 Рік тому +53

      I think that part of that is fantastic

  • @Kylemsguy
    @Kylemsguy Рік тому +4346

    She gets gaslit so much that she doesn't believe it when someone actually explains how it works

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Рік тому +154

      That's definitionally gaslighting. Now she questions reality and her own sanity. lmao

    • @correctorer
      @correctorer Рік тому +21

      Downsides?

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 8 днів тому

      Thats a good thing though

  • @conkle7955
    @conkle7955 Рік тому +5109

    Mika learns about men's anatomy and its problems that come with it, it's oddly beautiful. Like how dudes learn about women's anatomy and their problems

    • @Otaku4Sale
      @Otaku4Sale Рік тому +405

      Its so rare to see this discovery, cause it feels like all guys experience/know it, but never talk about it. And when we notice things happen, we just give a head nod (or the oof) and nothing else cause we just know.

    • @BarachielGaming
      @BarachielGaming Рік тому

      I feel like guys know more about female privates than girls know about male privates

    • @sigma723
      @sigma723 Рік тому +168

      @Magnustopheles it doesn't help that societally Indonesia is extremely repressed and blames alot of it's problems on sexual freedoms and education

    • @Kylemsguy
      @Kylemsguy Рік тому +56

      @@sigma723 I think this is a big part of it. In Canada this stuff was definitely taught… at least at my school

    • @kalixascsi66
      @kalixascsi66 Рік тому +57

      I fear for her if she learns about testicular torsion

  • @Ms666slayer
    @Ms666slayer Рік тому +3807

    Imagine when Mika learns that balls can twist their position and is like one of the must painful shit ever.

    • @teilzeitbernd
      @teilzeitbernd Рік тому +434

      She absolutely needs this knowledge in her head.

    • @sneakretster
      @sneakretster Рік тому

      Nobody needs to know about the potential for testicular torsion, that shit can literally kill people 😔

    • @inferlynx737
      @inferlynx737 Рік тому +315

      Yah it happened to my brother testicular torsion between a new tongue twister in our house

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Рік тому +39

      ​@@teilzeitbernd
      You volunteer?

    • @paradoxicalnexus7246
      @paradoxicalnexus7246 Рік тому

      No when one of your balls gets stuck under your skin and you panic looking for it

  • @pokemonwilliams2176
    @pokemonwilliams2176 Рік тому +2069

    And then we have this side of Mika where she becomes 100% out of context lol

    • @zovinchen3281
      @zovinchen3281 Рік тому +35

      To be fair, most "Mika moments" are actually more yabai in context

    • @szysi3k
      @szysi3k Рік тому +5

      Yeah, context with her doesn't really help or it makes it even worse.

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 Рік тому

      @@zovinchen3281 whats yabai?

    • @zovinchen3281
      @zovinchen3281 Рік тому +1

      @@tieflingcorpse9817 yabai means dangerous

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 Рік тому

      @@zovinchen3281 wait how does context make her sound more dangerous?

  • @LaughingOrange
    @LaughingOrange Рік тому +1218

    The real pain that can come from running is testicular torsion. It's when it twists itself in a way that cuts of circulation. Apparently it's extremely painful, and the sack gets purple and really large. If not handled in time amputation is the only option. Luckily it's rare, but not rare enough your local ER doesn't know how to handle it.

    • @totosa2713
      @totosa2713 Рік тому +94

      A few word from me. Fuck i aint running no more

    • @muhughu
      @muhughu Рік тому +113

      I got it during a game of Floorball once, worst pain I ever felt. And I have been stabbed.

    • @justsomeguy9280
      @justsomeguy9280 Рік тому +39

      I first heard about Testicular Tortion from an episode of Venture Brothers. I've been terrified it will happen to me someday, ever since

    • @Battfro
      @Battfro Рік тому +16

      @@justsomeguy9280 Holy shit, dude, same. I saw that episode too as a kid.

    • @samiasmith4662
      @samiasmith4662 Рік тому +24

      I didn't know testicular torsion was an actual thing until I took a biology class in college. I thought it was a joke Jaboody dubs made up for one of the Spider-man episodes

  • @razanon4373
    @razanon4373 Рік тому +1220

    Men can accidentally sit on their balls. And yes, it is very painful.

    • @SNixD
      @SNixD Рік тому +232

      This is why men in general spread their legs when sitting down. The equipment needs its space.

    • @GamerConnoisseurRei
      @GamerConnoisseurRei Рік тому +198

      ​@@SNixD but some women don't understand that and say we're "Man spreading"

    • @kevinsimanullang5270
      @kevinsimanullang5270 Рік тому +99

      ​@@SNixD i Saw this skit when this dude tried to sitting cross-leg like a girl and then his balls popped, funniest shit i ever seen

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 Рік тому +19

      Yeah... it was bad... I am very careful now.

    • @TubeofDestiny
      @TubeofDestiny Рік тому

      ​​@@GamerConnoisseurRei The problem is that a 0.1% of dudes on public transport will spread their legs a fuckton to make it _look_ like they've got a gigantic dong, basically shoving their crotch area into everyone's face. Usually idiots with twigs for legs, and wearing sportswear as a fashion statement.
      But instead of properly denouncing the few morons who do that, some twitter activists will spin it into some "oh it's a _widespread_ tactic used by the Council of Patriarchy to take down women's rights, anyone not having their legs crossed is an asshole".
      It still won't make the few morons actually doing it in public transport disappear though, reality is reality, it doesn't care about social media.

  • @qobistar4
    @qobistar4 Рік тому +330

    That's how I pendulum summon my Yu-Gi-Oh cards

    • @notakirro9201
      @notakirro9201 Рік тому +35

      Do the balls change sizes based on the scale?

    • @FateDarkess
      @FateDarkess Рік тому +14

      @@notakirro9201 ofc

    • @notakirro9201
      @notakirro9201 Рік тому +13

      @@FateDarkess me seeing this, and then playing gate zero and gate infinity

    • @CraftyChicken91
      @CraftyChicken91 Рік тому +7

      DEEZ NUTS SHOUKAN!

    • @LostLinkz
      @LostLinkz 15 днів тому

      You son of a bitch I'm in

  • @stankwiz
    @stankwiz Рік тому +347

    Between this and Projekt Melody wearing a strap-on for a month and thus realizing the necessity of manspreading, I am SO HAPPY that girls are FINALLY acknowledging our struggles.

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Рік тому +49

      wait till any of them figure out testicular torsion being a thing...

    • @Nunazac
      @Nunazac Рік тому +22

      ​@@crustybomb115 I'd take a temporary injury from testicular torsion over roughly 30 years of having pain and bleeding every month

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Рік тому +35

      @@Nunazac thing is, you gotta treat it immediately otherwise it actually gets worse and will make you shoot blanks...

    • @quackyman796
      @quackyman796 Рік тому +19

      @@Nunazac you lose the ability coom if not treated fast though. And it fucking hurts. Both are pretty bad. Downsides of human life.

    • @bloodleader5
      @bloodleader5 Рік тому +22

      @@Nunazac It's far worse than menstruation and can lead to an injury requiring amputation. Also, most issues with heavy/painful periods come from a hormonal imbalance which is the result of a bad diet.

  • @mayuravirus6134
    @mayuravirus6134 Рік тому +439

    How can Mika lose something she never had to begin with!?

    • @SirPentYT
      @SirPentYT 3 дні тому

      Oh the sanity, for a second I thought you meant nuts.

  • @kiss-shot_is_bae
    @kiss-shot_is_bae Рік тому +761

    stuff like this reminds me that girls not knowing shit about male anatomy is something that happens just as often as guys not knowing shit about female anatomy. Truly balanced.

    • @BarachielGaming
      @BarachielGaming Рік тому +49

      Yeah, us guys totally don't know periods, ph levels, yeast infections, cycle syncing, ect. (Women in general talk a lot about it)

    • @eccoeccos
      @eccoeccos Рік тому +8

      @@BarachielGaming How come? It was pretty common to know where I'm from (WA state) when I was in high school. Sex ed covered a lot of those topics. And girls and guys were comfortable enough to ask each other things that were not covered or covered lightly.

    • @asahmosskmf4639
      @asahmosskmf4639 Рік тому +16

      I had an office job and in the cafeteria 3 girls at a table decided to chat about when each had their first periods...

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +5

      @@eccoeccos a lot of this stuff i learned basically through osmosis because my dad was always gone on deployment and I had two sisters. I made up most of the house’s testosterone so I learned things most guys didn’t a lot sooner.

    • @inyu00
      @inyu00 Рік тому +2

      @@eccoeccos
      same. Tho I learned it in middle school 6th grade, we must just a good state when it come to education.🤷‍♂

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Рік тому +351

    Being called shapeshifters is not inaccurate. I'm just surprised that we're teaching her more than school did.

    • @Niper777
      @Niper777 Рік тому +26

      Internet doing what internet normal does.

    • @migueltucabron
      @migueltucabron Рік тому +3

      Indo is still an Islamic country. It's one of the better, more liberal ones but still.

    • @D.A.R.C.I.
      @D.A.R.C.I. Рік тому +7

      indo education moment

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Рік тому +1

      tells you all it needs to about the modern day education systems around the world(especially america)...

    • @migueltucabron
      @migueltucabron Рік тому

      @@crustybomb115 America? Mika isn't American. Never was and afaik doesn't plan to become in the future.

  • @MJsMind
    @MJsMind Рік тому +339

    why is Mikas best content always when she finds out normal and ordinary stuff about men

  • @nn9674
    @nn9674 Рік тому +63

    The duality of Mika: "This is my oshi. She's a perv, and the most innocent woman on earth. I will not explain how that's possible."

  • @ryabread9110
    @ryabread9110 Рік тому +127

    They need to be kept cool after all. Cooler than the rest of the body in fact.

  • @KoshkiBlin04
    @KoshkiBlin04 Рік тому +732

    Ah man I was on this moment of the stream, the entire chat had to convince her that balls can change shape and size and she thought we were capping.
    Edit: She also had a misconception from a friend that balls could catch fire from friction

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 Рік тому +75

    Mika saying “You have shapeshifting nuts” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while lmao

  • @Okureh
    @Okureh Рік тому +168

    Love that Nina was in the chat and decided "nah fam, this is too much, peace out"

    • @ordinarytree4678
      @ordinarytree4678 Рік тому +9

      she a coward lol

    • @quietcontraire
      @quietcontraire 6 днів тому

      What a shame, they'll never understand the fascinating subject that is a man's ballsack

  • @ZeptoZeno
    @ZeptoZeno Рік тому +1117

    I'm always fascinated by the fact that there are adult people not knowing basic 5th grade level biology.

    • @FD87
      @FD87 Рік тому +207

      We didn't have this in 5th grade in South East Asia. So it really depends on your parents, your friends and your access to the internet.

    • @gaijinsenpai7714
      @gaijinsenpai7714 Рік тому +119

      Have you ever fascinated by the fact that indonesia got no sex ed at all then

    • @prinzezzqtpi5437
      @prinzezzqtpi5437 Рік тому +171

      A lot of cultures consider sex education blasphemous. Condoms, birth control, etc. are often considered blasphemous as well. A man having an orgasm that doesn't result in a pregnancy is also sometimes considered blasphemous.
      Religions usually have one reason for this belief system: Mass producing obedient breeders helps spread the faith and increase the cash flow back to the religious organization itself.

    • @adhennakbar4516
      @adhennakbar4516 Рік тому

      SEA especialy indonesian conservative in 90 and early to 2000 think sex ed is taboo because it could lead to free sex and AIDS

    • @sandalphoncpu
      @sandalphoncpu Рік тому +39

      It doesn’t mean the fifth graders will actually pay full attention without getting insanely flustered and ending up forgetting about it.

  • @shinsai2648
    @shinsai2648 Рік тому +79

    "You have shapeshifting nuts?" This killed me LOL

    • @zuser
      @zuser Рік тому +1

      As if we were some kind of Tanuki xD

  • @st.haborym
    @st.haborym Рік тому +68

    It's like she's just learning about physics for the first time in her life, lol

  • @ryanlorenzo5003
    @ryanlorenzo5003 Рік тому +66

    I never expected to hear a "You are now manually breathing" from Mika but for my nuts.
    She did it, those mental flashbangs never work on me except for THIS.

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 Рік тому +43

    It always amuses me to see Vtubers learing about the male anatomy. it's always accompanied by that sense of shock and curiosity, but it also shows how much knowledge on the topic is lacking. so much for the "can't find the special spot" jokes

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 Рік тому +7

      Right? God I have to sit through that kind of endless whining at DND. A female friend makes that same dumb joke often and all the guys just nod their heads like yes men from some sitcom. No pride left in our men anymore. And to top it off she says they can't find the clit....which is on the outside....

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Рік тому +13

      I think it’s bc society doesn’t really care that much about men or their problems but women have their problems televised and taught and students are made to learn about how important women’s problems are and why we should all respect it. Thus sex Ed isn’t bad it’s just really biased

  • @drucy.
    @drucy. Рік тому +31

    I lost it at the "shape-shifting nuts" xD

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 Рік тому +18

    Nothing is worse than being at work as a cashier when you need to adjust but you don't want to do it while customers are around.

  • @VoidHxnter
    @VoidHxnter Рік тому +101

    A lot of guys like to wear loose underwear so the pendulum thing is sort of a problem, makes it easier to stick to the leg. However them hitting together isn’t *that* much of a problem since they’re well cushioned (unless you’re going commando while exercising, in which case why…)If you wear briefs that actually fit, then they’ll stay right where they are pretty well.
    And about that shriveling in the cold, yes that’s actually what happens. If you’re a guy and you somehow don’t know this, you can try it right now. Turn the AC down on your home and go to the bathroom when it’s cold, they’ll shrivel. Then you can turn on a blow dryer or heater and they’ll loosen.

    • @st.haborym
      @st.haborym Рік тому +14

      If it's too hot or too cold the sperm don't develop properly, hence why all that happens

    • @praisesui-tyan
      @praisesui-tyan Рік тому +7

      Hence also why the balls shrivel up when you're about to "arrive".

    • @RezEverday
      @RezEverday Рік тому

      They body actually have a defence plan against the pendulum problem. The balls don't hang at the same height, one is lower than the other, and this naturally shifts back and forth. I felt like I'd seen a timelapse of this and went to find it. And I found a whole ass subreddit devoted to ballsack timelapses o.0
      /r/MotiveSexOrgans

    • @dampintellect
      @dampintellect Рік тому +5

      I've had mine ride so far up they "leave" the outer sack and go just above the shaft to the left and right.

    • @st.haborym
      @st.haborym Рік тому +2

      @@dampintellect Wat

  • @z3kr0v74
    @z3kr0v74 Рік тому +16

    2:06 Nina just like: “ f this sh*t. I’m out” 😂

  • @HyperDrifter_EN
    @HyperDrifter_EN Рік тому +22

    "You have shapeshifting balls?"

  • @stealthbrawler
    @stealthbrawler Рік тому +65

    As soon as she asked “do they get caught in zipper” I had a trauma response and coughed and grabbed my balls to protect them because yes they have been caught in a zipper and it may have been the most agonising pain I’ve ever experienced.

    • @frozenheartedgiant8330
      @frozenheartedgiant8330 Рік тому +8

      I have experienced this, I have also experienced much worse. I once had a first degree burn on my nuts as a teen. I did not go to school that day. I spent the whole day in a cold bath watching bleach.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Рік тому +2

      ​@@frozenheartedgiant8330 why would a first degree burn get you the privilege of not going to school? It's just some redness on the skin

    • @HuyPham-wj6gg
      @HuyPham-wj6gg Рік тому +2

      Ouch, still can feel it to this day 😅

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Рік тому +11

      @@georgiykireev9678 my guy... you underestimate the pain a well placed first degree burn can put someone thru... especially if its on your nuts... where theres a metric fuckton of nerve endings clumped together just feeling EVERYTHING and theyre very sensitive to temperature...

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +4

      How? That’s never happened to me.

  • @flashtirade
    @flashtirade Рік тому +67

    Not even Nina in chat could take this convo
    E: Also everything stated is not just true, it's also all autonomous. We have no control over when any of this happens, just how much we can mitigate the effects.

    • @matasa7463
      @matasa7463 Рік тому +14

      We have control over the dick, in some ways, but not the balls at all lol.

    • @randomlaughable
      @randomlaughable Рік тому

      This makes the scrotum+testicles… a METAL GEAR

    • @eccoeccos
      @eccoeccos Рік тому +9

      @@matasa7463 Some guys can wiggle their balls like some people can wiggle their ears.

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm Рік тому +1

      ​@@matasa7463 you can lift your balls up using your stomach muscles, its difficult to describe but figuring out how to do it was something i learned as a kid doing karate.

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 Рік тому

      @@TS-jm7jm it can also happen because of accidental kicks to the balls... your body just kinda learns how to mitigate the damage by getting the temple bells closer to your actual body the same way you learn how to flex the abs when taking a punch to the stomach...

  • @cadet5126
    @cadet5126 Рік тому +10

    1:06 bro just told the worst fate i'm waiting to happen 💀💀

  • @aeroq384
    @aeroq384 Рік тому +33

    god I love Mika 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Map4ch3
    @Map4ch3 Рік тому +8

    "SHAPE SHIFTING NUTS" MY God I'm on the floor laughing

  • @kevinsneed3951
    @kevinsneed3951 Рік тому +4

    “Yo, you have shapeshifting nuts?” 😂😂🤣🤣
    -Mika 2022~

  • @redfiveish
    @redfiveish Рік тому +8

    her mentioning them getting stuck in zippers evoked a strong remembrance of the pain that comes with it.

  • @Jaydan-xb6mc
    @Jaydan-xb6mc Рік тому +8

    Worst one imo is when your balls hang low then swing back when you’re sitting down and you sorta sit on your balls. That shit puts me out of commission for a few mins

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 Рік тому +6

    This is funny but genuinely nice when people learn about the other’s biology. Creates respect

  • @Furanku13
    @Furanku13 Рік тому +21

    I fell asleep watching youtube on my phone and my youtube was on autoplay and this played, when Mika started talking about swinging ballsacks my brain started integrating what i'm hearing into my dreams and all i can see was a dudes nut sacks swinging infront of me while Mika is behind narrating everything. I woke myself up.

  • @Lars_Christensen
    @Lars_Christensen Рік тому +6

    Man, the one time I try to be serious in Mikas stream and she blows it off like that.
    ... She grows up so fast! :D

  • @fwiffo
    @fwiffo Рік тому +21

    The problem is that the ideal temperature for the swimmers is a little below body temperature, so there's a temperature regulation system required. If it just needed steady body temperature, we could wear them on the inside like the ladies do. It's also why boxers are recommended for men with fertility issues.
    Unlike other mammals, whales and dolphins can't use this solution, so they have a radiator system where blood goes through their tail to cool off before going to a dense network of blood vessels around the jewels. And those vessels can be dilated or constricted with temperature, rather than dilating or constricting the sack.
    Ball sweat is definitely one of the big down-sides of being a dude, but on the other hand, we can write our name in the snow.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o Рік тому +7

      I mean, technically girls can write the name too, they just have to go full 3D printer/laser engraver mode, lol

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka Рік тому +1

      So what I'm hearing is: male whales have better developed balls than homo sapiens?

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom Рік тому +1

      @@that_dam_baka yes. Also, humans have bigger dong than Donkey Kong.

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 Рік тому

      Which is really the most retarded way of going about it when you think about it.

    • @fwiffo
      @fwiffo Рік тому +2

      @@that_dam_baka Not really better, since we don't have a tail to use as a radiator, and it wouldn't be as useful anyway, since we're not in water. Our solution works better for our non-aquatic environment.

  • @harmlesspenguin6104
    @harmlesspenguin6104 Рік тому +8

    I said it before and I'll say it again, one of these days shes gonna need to do a MUCH NEEDED anatomy class stream with a few of the Niji bois cause damn she gonna be in a world of shock

  • @jkolikovec
    @jkolikovec 2 дні тому

    It came up on my fyp, literally so much memories here T.T

  • @l0kk016
    @l0kk016 Рік тому +6

    Balls will some times just switch sides and cause never ending pain, untill they get eventually get back to the right place and it ends.

  • @ReviewerKid90
    @ReviewerKid90 Рік тому +4

    Yes. Can confirm, the family jewels do get sweaty, they even stick to the side of our leg.

    • @Efeoyunda31
      @Efeoyunda31 5 днів тому +1

      Its not that uncomfortable tho, u get used to it bc u have that shit between ur legs for ur ENTIRE LIFE

  • @donnyj4418
    @donnyj4418 Рік тому +3

    This is surprisingly wholesome.

  • @viktorlindqvist5308
    @viktorlindqvist5308 Рік тому +2

    The mst annoying thing is when youre laying down and for whatever reason the ball slide up and a bit behind the other side of the penis. Difficult to explain butif you know you know the initial terror of going ”where’s my ball!?” and then the annoyance of pushing it back into place

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Рік тому +3

    For such a sensitive part of the body, you would think we would have evolved thick keratinous plating to protect them, but no, they just dangle loosely between your legs with only a very thin layer of skin to protect them. Like I get that they need to be away from your body because the heat will kill your swimmers, but I just want to know how our ancestors managed to deal with them considering underpants didn't exist for most of human history.

  • @zxtreme31
    @zxtreme31 Рік тому +6

    This reminds me in college when i had to explain to a female friend going into a biology class that men's balls drop during puberty. You could literally hear the brain trying to process it.

  • @alexl8864
    @alexl8864 Рік тому +3

    Yes and not just the balls get stuck in zippers, you can get every single part of the lower male anatomy stuck in a zipper. It happened to my cousin and I almost vomited imagining the pain he was going through. From base to tip he zipped, and the only way to remove it was quickly, which drew blood. He was screaming.

  • @ZebraGER
    @ZebraGER Рік тому +1

    "Shape shifting nuts"
    I died, I spat on my monitor

  • @gex6177
    @gex6177 Рік тому +4

    I tried going commando once after going to university- essentially the laundry room was constantly in use and I was so busy that I had one day of 'Wait- no underwear left... a-ah- I'm late for a lecture...'
    Never again. The zipper is scary without a layer between it- especially with tight pants.

  • @TBonerism
    @TBonerism Рік тому +4

    I love how she immediately thinks it's cap despite it being a near perfect explanation of what they are doing.

  • @MetalGear_GUNDAM
    @MetalGear_GUNDAM 2 місяці тому +3

    Never change

  • @commonkuma8874
    @commonkuma8874 Рік тому +3

    "You have shapeshifting nuts?" sent me into a fit of laughter.

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine Рік тому +4

    We sweat everywhere Mika. Lol
    Mika is funny.

  • @Y2KNW
    @Y2KNW Рік тому +1

    "Can you catch your balls in your zipper? Sounds like a skill issue" lol!

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 Рік тому +3

    "In search for food" got me 🤣

  • @krelian4219
    @krelian4219 Рік тому +2

    ‘You have shapeshifting nuts’ was not a sentence I expected to hear today

  • @Yamichanpc
    @Yamichanpc Рік тому +4

    Once again, idk if I am glad or terrified that she learned about this...

  • @Niper777
    @Niper777 Рік тому +2

    And they didn't tell her about crossing legs problems xD

  • @JadedWarlock
    @JadedWarlock Рік тому +4

    Mika learning out the male genitalia is probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen or heard from her.

  • @amia7z
    @amia7z Рік тому +7

    Yes they do it's insane

  • @camrynsmith7631
    @camrynsmith7631 Рік тому +3

    There needs to be a set of NijiEn bio streams, just answering questions and shit. Debunk myths and whatnot

  • @N4g4r1d3r
    @N4g4r1d3r Рік тому +1

    "Shapeshifting nuts" Man I'm dead

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 Рік тому +2

    The hair on the balls can also stand out when cold just like hair elsewhere on the body. And similarly, it is a quasi-vestigial reaction to cold from when humans were covered in thicker fur.

  • @ninjacow
    @ninjacow Рік тому +2

    "To the window!! To the wall! Til the..."
    You know the rest of it.

  • @victoriazero8869
    @victoriazero8869 Рік тому +5

    Mika not familiar with Manscape ads made me laugh 😂

  • @thatonefuyu
    @thatonefuyu Рік тому +1

    “Shapeshifting nuts” had me on the fucking ground lmfao

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Рік тому +3

    This is the first time i've seen a woman be this compassionate to mens issues.

  • @hoodycoo4391
    @hoodycoo4391 Рік тому +1

    During winter, THE BALLS HARDEN-

  • @plotfinder5640
    @plotfinder5640 Рік тому +3

    Yep you got to unstick you ballz from your leg after a long work day.
    There’s nothing like it.

    • @holow3038
      @holow3038 Рік тому +1

      After gym when you are wearing shorts......

  • @abc-ld8ok
    @abc-ld8ok 2 дні тому

    I've had balls for a couple decades now and I'm just now learning some of this stuff

  • @koplingdangas
    @koplingdangas Рік тому +28

    1 ball gang

  • @wesleymcbride8084
    @wesleymcbride8084 Рік тому +2

    Jesus some one just needs to send her a google doc/slide with a in-depth discussion about biology. Some of these things she’s just now learning are the basics

  • @Pilligrim-gd3oe
    @Pilligrim-gd3oe Рік тому +3

    2:05 Even mom can't handle this conversation 😂😂😂

  • @CoKaynAbuser
    @CoKaynAbuser 20 днів тому +1

    i miss her

  • @SynthRockViking
    @SynthRockViking Рік тому +3

    The balls are special 🥰

  • @castform57
    @castform57 Рік тому +4

    That sauna comment is kinda true, but there are a lot things going wrong if the bench boards are spaced so wide (and without a seating cloth) that your balls can squeeze through the gap.

  • @deletedTestimony
    @deletedTestimony 12 днів тому

    Not for nothing but I have bought nothing but those underwear for three years. The pouch is a game changer

  • @lolitsBilly
    @lolitsBilly Рік тому +7

    i feel like mika thinks they’re like newton balls

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 Рік тому

      For every action taken, there is an equal and opposite reaction...

  • @charlesxd7816
    @charlesxd7816 12 днів тому +2

    1:24 Yes, Is painful af

  • @WhenToastersAttack
    @WhenToastersAttack Рік тому +3

    Wait until she finds out about testicular torsion

  • @Daw3D
    @Daw3D 9 днів тому +1

    I am a true shapeshifter

  • @Bartek2OO219
    @Bartek2OO219 Рік тому +4

    2:05 nina lol

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 Рік тому +9

    If the testicles are jostled or strained too much, usually due to intense physical/sexual activity, one of the testes can twist, causing the blood vessels, muscles and nerves that connect to it to twist as well. This is not only one of the most painful things a man can experience, but also slows/stops blood flow. If left untreated for long enough, the tissue of the testicle will begin to die, requiring its removal.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +3

      My greatest fear it my balls being twisted around each other. The moment I learned that was possible that singular horrifying moment has existed in the back of my head

  • @Sanetless
    @Sanetless 11 днів тому

    I actually yelped when she mentioned zippers...

  • @Razputin217
    @Razputin217 Рік тому +3

    “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.” - Mika, probably

  • @Super-Senior-Impermanence
    @Super-Senior-Impermanence Рік тому +1

    proud to have shape shifting abilities

  • @HobbNoblin
    @HobbNoblin Рік тому

    I found this unironically heartwarming...

  • @durdoon5362
    @durdoon5362 Рік тому +4

    Heres an extra fact for you all:
    If your sack is exposed to sunlight it will start to wiggle like its filled with worms ( which i guess it kinda is in a sense...)

    • @Nunazac
      @Nunazac Рік тому

      Well thats a big old load of misinformation. Your balls don't care about sunlight. Your scrotum regulates temperature. It might expand or contract rapidly due to the unexpected amount of heat radiation from the sunlight, but most definitely do not "wiggle".

  • @samouflage99
    @samouflage99 24 дні тому

    "In the summer, they spread out in search for food." hahahah

  • @papacharlie-niner148
    @papacharlie-niner148 Рік тому +24

    Since guys take all this stuff for granted and assume everyone else knows about this stuff, it makes me wonder what we don't know about girl bits and bumps?

    • @JTByrd386
      @JTByrd386 Рік тому +9

      There are certified medical professionals that know f*%&-all about girl bits.

  • @vidjenko8349
    @vidjenko8349 11 днів тому

    They retract into the body when it's too cold to keep warm and drop down when it's too hot

  • @E.G.1005
    @E.G.1005 Рік тому +5

    Men really do have it rough. Women will never understand what we go through on a daily basis. Being a man is hard every day but nobody will ever show us the amount of care and compassion we deserve. /s

    • @E.G.1005
      @E.G.1005 Рік тому +4

      @@CartoonHangout cause it's the internet and my joke will easily be misunderstood as "women have it easier than men"

    • @amiable_monster
      @amiable_monster Рік тому

      This gives "Dramatic Dmitry" vibe

    • @ArchOfficial
      @ArchOfficial 24 дні тому

      So what part is the joke

  • @lorrainebrunner2490
    @lorrainebrunner2490 20 днів тому

    1:56 "yoooo... you have fuckin' _shape shifting _*_Nuts...?"_* 🤣🤣

  • @gamerkev30
    @gamerkev30 Рік тому +10

    Balls don't do that, men wear boxers all the time and that doesn't happen. That ad is BS

    • @papacharlie-niner148
      @papacharlie-niner148 Рік тому +29

      Depends on what else you are wearing. Jeans? You're right, the pants give you support. Gym shorts and a work out with boxers, not a jockstrap? Prepare for major swingage.

    • @Demonboy007
      @Demonboy007 Рік тому +7

      @@papacharlie-niner148 When you put it like that, then total point.

    • @MegaRazor619
      @MegaRazor619 Рік тому

      Not true, my bro has a long sack. Dont tell me how I know this, I just know

    • @sasi5841
      @sasi5841 Рік тому

      ​@@MegaRazor619 sounds pretty sus ngl

    • @papacharlie-niner148
      @papacharlie-niner148 Рік тому +2

      @Silent Rebel Found the kilt-wearing Scot.

  • @GoldenCobruh
    @GoldenCobruh 14 днів тому

    Wait till she find the video of that poor kangaroo on the fence 🥹

  • @Joeyroo7444
    @Joeyroo7444 14 днів тому

    I always wonder why they did that and could find a answer why. Well I now know, never thought I would learn it this way.

  • @mr.tv001
    @mr.tv001 2 місяці тому +1

    shes getting a whole anatomy class from chat

  • @LeonardoTheMomo
    @LeonardoTheMomo Рік тому +2

    They need to teach more about this in Indo, but remembering her story about almost getting expelled from school for going to the Gyno, I doubt it lol.