I genuinely think that women know less about men's bodies than men know about women's. Mainly because men are actually encouraged to learn and shamed for not knowing. In contrast, women think that they know everything about men and never bother to properly learn or use other women as a source. Or at least it seems so. I had a woman confidently "educate" me that blue balls isnt a thing and that men only use it as an excuse to make a woman perform sexual acts. Which I'm sure that most of you know is inaccurate. Another example is those videos where women put condoms on their heads and legs, trying to prove that "no condom is too small". Which is obviously completely false, even a millimeter in circumference can be the difference between comfortable and being unable to maintain a boner. Seriously, finding a well-fitting condom is hard. I also dont think that they really know or appreciate how hard it is to both maintain a boner, withhold ejaculation and focus on pleasing the woman during sex. That shit takes practice and is pretty damn difficult. Kinda leaves you without ever even being able to focus on your own pleasure at all sometimes, especially in the beginning, when youre inexperienced. Or the fact that the foreskin has lots of nerve endings for pleasure and that not only protects the glans but also provides lubrication, both during intercourse and during masturbation. Which means that circumcision is pretty insanely fucked up. Finally, the idea that boners are entirely indicative of a man being horny. They can be induced simply by blood flow, with no mental arousal at all. Ok, most women know this one (hopefully). But most arent aware that it can go the other way. One can be mentally aroused, but not be able to get a boner in the moment (this one is usually taken as him not being attracted to her). And the fact that a boner can be physically stimulated against one's will (by things like rubbing it or the inner thigh) and even lead to an ejaculation, all while never being mentally aroused. That's one way that a woman can r-word a man.
Mika learns about men's anatomy and its problems that come with it, it's oddly beautiful. Like how dudes learn about women's anatomy and their problems
Its so rare to see this discovery, cause it feels like all guys experience/know it, but never talk about it. And when we notice things happen, we just give a head nod (or the oof) and nothing else cause we just know.
The real pain that can come from running is testicular torsion. It's when it twists itself in a way that cuts of circulation. Apparently it's extremely painful, and the sack gets purple and really large. If not handled in time amputation is the only option. Luckily it's rare, but not rare enough your local ER doesn't know how to handle it.
I didn't know testicular torsion was an actual thing until I took a biology class in college. I thought it was a joke Jaboody dubs made up for one of the Spider-man episodes
@@GamerConnoisseurRei The problem is that a 0.1% of dudes on public transport will spread their legs a fuckton to make it _look_ like they've got a gigantic dong, basically shoving their crotch area into everyone's face. Usually idiots with twigs for legs, and wearing sportswear as a fashion statement. But instead of properly denouncing the few morons who do that, some twitter activists will spin it into some "oh it's a _widespread_ tactic used by the Council of Patriarchy to take down women's rights, anyone not having their legs crossed is an asshole". It still won't make the few morons actually doing it in public transport disappear though, reality is reality, it doesn't care about social media.
Between this and Projekt Melody wearing a strap-on for a month and thus realizing the necessity of manspreading, I am SO HAPPY that girls are FINALLY acknowledging our struggles.
@@Nunazac It's far worse than menstruation and can lead to an injury requiring amputation. Also, most issues with heavy/painful periods come from a hormonal imbalance which is the result of a bad diet.
Ah man I was on this moment of the stream, the entire chat had to convince her that balls can change shape and size and she thought we were capping. Edit: She also had a misconception from a friend that balls could catch fire from friction
stuff like this reminds me that girls not knowing shit about male anatomy is something that happens just as often as guys not knowing shit about female anatomy. Truly balanced.
@@BarachielGaming How come? It was pretty common to know where I'm from (WA state) when I was in high school. Sex ed covered a lot of those topics. And girls and guys were comfortable enough to ask each other things that were not covered or covered lightly.
@@eccoeccos a lot of this stuff i learned basically through osmosis because my dad was always gone on deployment and I had two sisters. I made up most of the house’s testosterone so I learned things most guys didn’t a lot sooner.
A lot of cultures consider sex education blasphemous. Condoms, birth control, etc. are often considered blasphemous as well. A man having an orgasm that doesn't result in a pregnancy is also sometimes considered blasphemous. Religions usually have one reason for this belief system: Mass producing obedient breeders helps spread the faith and increase the cash flow back to the religious organization itself.
I never expected to hear a "You are now manually breathing" from Mika but for my nuts. She did it, those mental flashbangs never work on me except for THIS.
As soon as she asked “do they get caught in zipper” I had a trauma response and coughed and grabbed my balls to protect them because yes they have been caught in a zipper and it may have been the most agonising pain I’ve ever experienced.
I have experienced this, I have also experienced much worse. I once had a first degree burn on my nuts as a teen. I did not go to school that day. I spent the whole day in a cold bath watching bleach.
@@georgiykireev9678 my guy... you underestimate the pain a well placed first degree burn can put someone thru... especially if its on your nuts... where theres a metric fuckton of nerve endings clumped together just feeling EVERYTHING and theyre very sensitive to temperature...
A lot of guys like to wear loose underwear so the pendulum thing is sort of a problem, makes it easier to stick to the leg. However them hitting together isn’t *that* much of a problem since they’re well cushioned (unless you’re going commando while exercising, in which case why…)If you wear briefs that actually fit, then they’ll stay right where they are pretty well. And about that shriveling in the cold, yes that’s actually what happens. If you’re a guy and you somehow don’t know this, you can try it right now. Turn the AC down on your home and go to the bathroom when it’s cold, they’ll shrivel. Then you can turn on a blow dryer or heater and they’ll loosen.
They body actually have a defence plan against the pendulum problem. The balls don't hang at the same height, one is lower than the other, and this naturally shifts back and forth. I felt like I'd seen a timelapse of this and went to find it. And I found a whole ass subreddit devoted to ballsack timelapses o.0 /r/MotiveSexOrgans
It always amuses me to see Vtubers learing about the male anatomy. it's always accompanied by that sense of shock and curiosity, but it also shows how much knowledge on the topic is lacking. so much for the "can't find the special spot" jokes
Right? God I have to sit through that kind of endless whining at DND. A female friend makes that same dumb joke often and all the guys just nod their heads like yes men from some sitcom. No pride left in our men anymore. And to top it off she says they can't find the clit....which is on the outside....
I think it’s bc society doesn’t really care that much about men or their problems but women have their problems televised and taught and students are made to learn about how important women’s problems are and why we should all respect it. Thus sex Ed isn’t bad it’s just really biased
Not even Nina in chat could take this convo E: Also everything stated is not just true, it's also all autonomous. We have no control over when any of this happens, just how much we can mitigate the effects.
@@matasa7463 you can lift your balls up using your stomach muscles, its difficult to describe but figuring out how to do it was something i learned as a kid doing karate.
@@TS-jm7jm it can also happen because of accidental kicks to the balls... your body just kinda learns how to mitigate the damage by getting the temple bells closer to your actual body the same way you learn how to flex the abs when taking a punch to the stomach...
The mst annoying thing is when youre laying down and for whatever reason the ball slide up and a bit behind the other side of the penis. Difficult to explain butif you know you know the initial terror of going ”where’s my ball!?” and then the annoyance of pushing it back into place
I fell asleep watching youtube on my phone and my youtube was on autoplay and this played, when Mika started talking about swinging ballsacks my brain started integrating what i'm hearing into my dreams and all i can see was a dudes nut sacks swinging infront of me while Mika is behind narrating everything. I woke myself up.
Worst one imo is when your balls hang low then swing back when you’re sitting down and you sorta sit on your balls. That shit puts me out of commission for a few mins
For such a sensitive part of the body, you would think we would have evolved thick keratinous plating to protect them, but no, they just dangle loosely between your legs with only a very thin layer of skin to protect them. Like I get that they need to be away from your body because the heat will kill your swimmers, but I just want to know how our ancestors managed to deal with them considering underpants didn't exist for most of human history.
I said it before and I'll say it again, one of these days shes gonna need to do a MUCH NEEDED anatomy class stream with a few of the Niji bois cause damn she gonna be in a world of shock
The problem is that the ideal temperature for the swimmers is a little below body temperature, so there's a temperature regulation system required. If it just needed steady body temperature, we could wear them on the inside like the ladies do. It's also why boxers are recommended for men with fertility issues. Unlike other mammals, whales and dolphins can't use this solution, so they have a radiator system where blood goes through their tail to cool off before going to a dense network of blood vessels around the jewels. And those vessels can be dilated or constricted with temperature, rather than dilating or constricting the sack. Ball sweat is definitely one of the big down-sides of being a dude, but on the other hand, we can write our name in the snow.
@@that_dam_baka Not really better, since we don't have a tail to use as a radiator, and it wouldn't be as useful anyway, since we're not in water. Our solution works better for our non-aquatic environment.
This reminds me in college when i had to explain to a female friend going into a biology class that men's balls drop during puberty. You could literally hear the brain trying to process it.
Yes and not just the balls get stuck in zippers, you can get every single part of the lower male anatomy stuck in a zipper. It happened to my cousin and I almost vomited imagining the pain he was going through. From base to tip he zipped, and the only way to remove it was quickly, which drew blood. He was screaming.
I tried going commando once after going to university- essentially the laundry room was constantly in use and I was so busy that I had one day of 'Wait- no underwear left... a-ah- I'm late for a lecture...' Never again. The zipper is scary without a layer between it- especially with tight pants.
one poor guy had a knee injury and bought an ikea stool to sit on in the shower. one of his jewels got stuck in it cos after it popped down the hole, the hot water made it expand. he had to sit there until the hot water became cold, which then became freezing cold, which allowed his poor expanded stone to shrink down enough to slip out. made the news in like 2016? or 2017?
Jesus some one just needs to send her a google doc/slide with a in-depth discussion about biology. Some of these things she’s just now learning are the basics
The hair on the balls can also stand out when cold just like hair elsewhere on the body. And similarly, it is a quasi-vestigial reaction to cold from when humans were covered in thicker fur.
1:50, balls don't change size, I don't know who said this but they know nothing. You scrotum, the skin that forms the sack, can shrivel up and contract, or loosen up and hang. This causes the balls to hang at different heights. This movement happens on its own to regulate the temperature of the balls. Closer in to the body = more heat, further away = cooler.
If the testicles are jostled or strained too much, usually due to intense physical/sexual activity, one of the testes can twist, causing the blood vessels, muscles and nerves that connect to it to twist as well. This is not only one of the most painful things a man can experience, but also slows/stops blood flow. If left untreated for long enough, the tissue of the testicle will begin to die, requiring its removal.
My greatest fear it my balls being twisted around each other. The moment I learned that was possible that singular horrifying moment has existed in the back of my head
That sauna comment is kinda true, but there are a lot things going wrong if the bench boards are spaced so wide (and without a seating cloth) that your balls can squeeze through the gap.
Since guys take all this stuff for granted and assume everyone else knows about this stuff, it makes me wonder what we don't know about girl bits and bumps?
Heres an extra fact for you all: If your sack is exposed to sunlight it will start to wiggle like its filled with worms ( which i guess it kinda is in a sense...)
Well thats a big old load of misinformation. Your balls don't care about sunlight. Your scrotum regulates temperature. It might expand or contract rapidly due to the unexpected amount of heat radiation from the sunlight, but most definitely do not "wiggle".
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Girls: “How can boys be so clueless about female anatomy?”
Also Girls: “Your balls can move?”
Right? So hypocritical. Western society only cares about one but not the other
Lmao.
I genuinely think that women know less about men's bodies than men know about women's. Mainly because men are actually encouraged to learn and shamed for not knowing. In contrast, women think that they know everything about men and never bother to properly learn or use other women as a source. Or at least it seems so.
I had a woman confidently "educate" me that blue balls isnt a thing and that men only use it as an excuse to make a woman perform sexual acts. Which I'm sure that most of you know is inaccurate.
Another example is those videos where women put condoms on their heads and legs, trying to prove that "no condom is too small". Which is obviously completely false, even a millimeter in circumference can be the difference between comfortable and being unable to maintain a boner. Seriously, finding a well-fitting condom is hard.
I also dont think that they really know or appreciate how hard it is to both maintain a boner, withhold ejaculation and focus on pleasing the woman during sex. That shit takes practice and is pretty damn difficult. Kinda leaves you without ever even being able to focus on your own pleasure at all sometimes, especially in the beginning, when youre inexperienced.
Or the fact that the foreskin has lots of nerve endings for pleasure and that not only protects the glans but also provides lubrication, both during intercourse and during masturbation. Which means that circumcision is pretty insanely fucked up.
Finally, the idea that boners are entirely indicative of a man being horny. They can be induced simply by blood flow, with no mental arousal at all. Ok, most women know this one (hopefully). But most arent aware that it can go the other way. One can be mentally aroused, but not be able to get a boner in the moment (this one is usually taken as him not being attracted to her). And the fact that a boner can be physically stimulated against one's will (by things like rubbing it or the inner thigh) and even lead to an ejaculation, all while never being mentally aroused. That's one way that a woman can r-word a man.
*surprise anime noises*
I think that part of that is fantastic
She gets gaslit so much that she doesn't believe it when someone actually explains how it works
That's definitionally gaslighting. Now she questions reality and her own sanity. lmao
Downsides?
Thats a good thing though
Yeah, she believed all the nonsense but laughed at the one actual fact about balls. It's hilarious.
Imagine when Mika learns that balls can twist their position and is like one of the must painful shit ever.
She absolutely needs this knowledge in her head.
Nobody needs to know about the potential for testicular torsion, that shit can literally kill people 😔
Yah it happened to my brother testicular torsion between a new tongue twister in our house
@@teilzeitbernd
You volunteer?
No when one of your balls gets stuck under your skin and you panic looking for it
Mika learns about men's anatomy and its problems that come with it, it's oddly beautiful. Like how dudes learn about women's anatomy and their problems
Its so rare to see this discovery, cause it feels like all guys experience/know it, but never talk about it. And when we notice things happen, we just give a head nod (or the oof) and nothing else cause we just know.
I feel like guys know more about female privates than girls know about male privates
@Magnustopheles it doesn't help that societally Indonesia is extremely repressed and blames alot of it's problems on sexual freedoms and education
@@sigma723 I think this is a big part of it. In Canada this stuff was definitely taught… at least at my school
I fear for her if she learns about testicular torsion
And then we have this side of Mika where she becomes 100% out of context lol
To be fair, most "Mika moments" are actually more yabai in context
Yeah, context with her doesn't really help or it makes it even worse.
@@zovinchen3281 whats yabai?
@@tieflingcorpse9817 yabai means dangerous
@@zovinchen3281 wait how does context make her sound more dangerous?
The real pain that can come from running is testicular torsion. It's when it twists itself in a way that cuts of circulation. Apparently it's extremely painful, and the sack gets purple and really large. If not handled in time amputation is the only option. Luckily it's rare, but not rare enough your local ER doesn't know how to handle it.
A few word from me. Fuck i aint running no more
I got it during a game of Floorball once, worst pain I ever felt. And I have been stabbed.
I first heard about Testicular Tortion from an episode of Venture Brothers. I've been terrified it will happen to me someday, ever since
@@justsomeguy9280 Holy shit, dude, same. I saw that episode too as a kid.
I didn't know testicular torsion was an actual thing until I took a biology class in college. I thought it was a joke Jaboody dubs made up for one of the Spider-man episodes
That's how I pendulum summon my Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Do the balls change sizes based on the scale?
@@notakirro9201 ofc
@@FateDarkess me seeing this, and then playing gate zero and gate infinity
DEEZ NUTS SHOUKAN!
You son of a bitch I'm in
why is Mikas best content always when she finds out normal and ordinary stuff about men
Men can accidentally sit on their balls. And yes, it is very painful.
This is why men in general spread their legs when sitting down. The equipment needs its space.
@@SNixD but some women don't understand that and say we're "Man spreading"
@@SNixD i Saw this skit when this dude tried to sitting cross-leg like a girl and then his balls popped, funniest shit i ever seen
Yeah... it was bad... I am very careful now.
@@GamerConnoisseurRei The problem is that a 0.1% of dudes on public transport will spread their legs a fuckton to make it _look_ like they've got a gigantic dong, basically shoving their crotch area into everyone's face. Usually idiots with twigs for legs, and wearing sportswear as a fashion statement.
But instead of properly denouncing the few morons who do that, some twitter activists will spin it into some "oh it's a _widespread_ tactic used by the Council of Patriarchy to take down women's rights, anyone not having their legs crossed is an asshole".
It still won't make the few morons actually doing it in public transport disappear though, reality is reality, it doesn't care about social media.
They need to be kept cool after all. Cooler than the rest of the body in fact.
Mika saying “You have shapeshifting nuts” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while lmao
The duality of Mika: "This is my oshi. She's a perv, and the most innocent woman on earth. I will not explain how that's possible."
Between this and Projekt Melody wearing a strap-on for a month and thus realizing the necessity of manspreading, I am SO HAPPY that girls are FINALLY acknowledging our struggles.
wait till any of them figure out testicular torsion being a thing...
@@crustybomb115 I'd take a temporary injury from testicular torsion over roughly 30 years of having pain and bleeding every month
@@Nunazac thing is, you gotta treat it immediately otherwise it actually gets worse and will make you shoot blanks...
@@Nunazac you lose the ability coom if not treated fast though. And it fucking hurts. Both are pretty bad. Downsides of human life.
@@Nunazac It's far worse than menstruation and can lead to an injury requiring amputation. Also, most issues with heavy/painful periods come from a hormonal imbalance which is the result of a bad diet.
Love that Nina was in the chat and decided "nah fam, this is too much, peace out"
she a coward lol
What a shame, they'll never understand the fascinating subject that is a man's ballsack
Ah man I was on this moment of the stream, the entire chat had to convince her that balls can change shape and size and she thought we were capping.
Edit: She also had a misconception from a friend that balls could catch fire from friction
WHAT
Imagine balls clappin so hard you create fire in your pants
HOW
How fire was invented :
Banging rocks together ❌
Rubbing balls together ✔️
🤣bless her friend
How can Mika lose something she never had to begin with!?
Oh the sanity, for a second I thought you meant nuts.
Being called shapeshifters is not inaccurate. I'm just surprised that we're teaching her more than school did.
Internet doing what internet normal does.
Indo is still an Islamic country. It's one of the better, more liberal ones but still.
indo education moment
tells you all it needs to about the modern day education systems around the world(especially america)...
@@crustybomb115 America? Mika isn't American. Never was and afaik doesn't plan to become in the future.
stuff like this reminds me that girls not knowing shit about male anatomy is something that happens just as often as guys not knowing shit about female anatomy. Truly balanced.
Yeah, us guys totally don't know periods, ph levels, yeast infections, cycle syncing, ect. (Women in general talk a lot about it)
@@BarachielGaming How come? It was pretty common to know where I'm from (WA state) when I was in high school. Sex ed covered a lot of those topics. And girls and guys were comfortable enough to ask each other things that were not covered or covered lightly.
I had an office job and in the cafeteria 3 girls at a table decided to chat about when each had their first periods...
@@eccoeccos a lot of this stuff i learned basically through osmosis because my dad was always gone on deployment and I had two sisters. I made up most of the house’s testosterone so I learned things most guys didn’t a lot sooner.
@@eccoeccos
same. Tho I learned it in middle school 6th grade, we must just a good state when it come to education.🤷♂
I'm always fascinated by the fact that there are adult people not knowing basic 5th grade level biology.
We didn't have this in 5th grade in South East Asia. So it really depends on your parents, your friends and your access to the internet.
Have you ever fascinated by the fact that indonesia got no sex ed at all then
A lot of cultures consider sex education blasphemous. Condoms, birth control, etc. are often considered blasphemous as well. A man having an orgasm that doesn't result in a pregnancy is also sometimes considered blasphemous.
Religions usually have one reason for this belief system: Mass producing obedient breeders helps spread the faith and increase the cash flow back to the religious organization itself.
SEA especialy indonesian conservative in 90 and early to 2000 think sex ed is taboo because it could lead to free sex and AIDS
It doesn’t mean the fifth graders will actually pay full attention without getting insanely flustered and ending up forgetting about it.
"You have shapeshifting nuts?" This killed me LOL
As if we were some kind of Tanuki xD
I lost it at the "shape-shifting nuts" xD
2:06 Nina just like: “ f this sh*t. I’m out” 😂
It's like she's just learning about physics for the first time in her life, lol
I never expected to hear a "You are now manually breathing" from Mika but for my nuts.
She did it, those mental flashbangs never work on me except for THIS.
Nothing is worse than being at work as a cashier when you need to adjust but you don't want to do it while customers are around.
1:06 bro just told the worst fate i'm waiting to happen 💀💀
"You have shapeshifting balls?"
As soon as she asked “do they get caught in zipper” I had a trauma response and coughed and grabbed my balls to protect them because yes they have been caught in a zipper and it may have been the most agonising pain I’ve ever experienced.
I have experienced this, I have also experienced much worse. I once had a first degree burn on my nuts as a teen. I did not go to school that day. I spent the whole day in a cold bath watching bleach.
@@frozenheartedgiant8330 why would a first degree burn get you the privilege of not going to school? It's just some redness on the skin
Ouch, still can feel it to this day 😅
@@georgiykireev9678 my guy... you underestimate the pain a well placed first degree burn can put someone thru... especially if its on your nuts... where theres a metric fuckton of nerve endings clumped together just feeling EVERYTHING and theyre very sensitive to temperature...
How? That’s never happened to me.
A lot of guys like to wear loose underwear so the pendulum thing is sort of a problem, makes it easier to stick to the leg. However them hitting together isn’t *that* much of a problem since they’re well cushioned (unless you’re going commando while exercising, in which case why…)If you wear briefs that actually fit, then they’ll stay right where they are pretty well.
And about that shriveling in the cold, yes that’s actually what happens. If you’re a guy and you somehow don’t know this, you can try it right now. Turn the AC down on your home and go to the bathroom when it’s cold, they’ll shrivel. Then you can turn on a blow dryer or heater and they’ll loosen.
If it's too hot or too cold the sperm don't develop properly, hence why all that happens
Hence also why the balls shrivel up when you're about to "arrive".
They body actually have a defence plan against the pendulum problem. The balls don't hang at the same height, one is lower than the other, and this naturally shifts back and forth. I felt like I'd seen a timelapse of this and went to find it. And I found a whole ass subreddit devoted to ballsack timelapses o.0
/r/MotiveSexOrgans
I've had mine ride so far up they "leave" the outer sack and go just above the shaft to the left and right.
@@dampintellect Wat
It always amuses me to see Vtubers learing about the male anatomy. it's always accompanied by that sense of shock and curiosity, but it also shows how much knowledge on the topic is lacking. so much for the "can't find the special spot" jokes
Right? God I have to sit through that kind of endless whining at DND. A female friend makes that same dumb joke often and all the guys just nod their heads like yes men from some sitcom. No pride left in our men anymore. And to top it off she says they can't find the clit....which is on the outside....
I think it’s bc society doesn’t really care that much about men or their problems but women have their problems televised and taught and students are made to learn about how important women’s problems are and why we should all respect it. Thus sex Ed isn’t bad it’s just really biased
god I love Mika 🤣🤣🤣
"SHAPE SHIFTING NUTS" MY God I'm on the floor laughing
“Yo, you have shapeshifting nuts?” 😂😂🤣🤣
-Mika 2022~
"Shape shifting nuts"
I died, I spat on my monitor
her mentioning them getting stuck in zippers evoked a strong remembrance of the pain that comes with it.
Yes. Can confirm, the family jewels do get sweaty, they even stick to the side of our leg.
Its not that uncomfortable tho, u get used to it bc u have that shit between ur legs for ur ENTIRE LIFE
Not even Nina in chat could take this convo
E: Also everything stated is not just true, it's also all autonomous. We have no control over when any of this happens, just how much we can mitigate the effects.
We have control over the dick, in some ways, but not the balls at all lol.
This makes the scrotum+testicles… a METAL GEAR
@@matasa7463 Some guys can wiggle their balls like some people can wiggle their ears.
@@matasa7463 you can lift your balls up using your stomach muscles, its difficult to describe but figuring out how to do it was something i learned as a kid doing karate.
@@TS-jm7jm it can also happen because of accidental kicks to the balls... your body just kinda learns how to mitigate the damage by getting the temple bells closer to your actual body the same way you learn how to flex the abs when taking a punch to the stomach...
This is funny but genuinely nice when people learn about the other’s biology. Creates respect
Man, the one time I try to be serious in Mikas stream and she blows it off like that.
... She grows up so fast! :D
The mst annoying thing is when youre laying down and for whatever reason the ball slide up and a bit behind the other side of the penis. Difficult to explain butif you know you know the initial terror of going ”where’s my ball!?” and then the annoyance of pushing it back into place
I fell asleep watching youtube on my phone and my youtube was on autoplay and this played, when Mika started talking about swinging ballsacks my brain started integrating what i'm hearing into my dreams and all i can see was a dudes nut sacks swinging infront of me while Mika is behind narrating everything. I woke myself up.
Im crying🤣
"Can you catch your balls in your zipper? Sounds like a skill issue" lol!
Worst one imo is when your balls hang low then swing back when you’re sitting down and you sorta sit on your balls. That shit puts me out of commission for a few mins
1:56 "yoooo... you have fuckin' _shape shifting _*_Nuts...?"_* 🤣🤣
Balls will some times just switch sides and cause never ending pain, untill they get eventually get back to the right place and it ends.
‘You have shapeshifting nuts’ was not a sentence I expected to hear today
This is surprisingly wholesome.
For such a sensitive part of the body, you would think we would have evolved thick keratinous plating to protect them, but no, they just dangle loosely between your legs with only a very thin layer of skin to protect them. Like I get that they need to be away from your body because the heat will kill your swimmers, but I just want to know how our ancestors managed to deal with them considering underpants didn't exist for most of human history.
I said it before and I'll say it again, one of these days shes gonna need to do a MUCH NEEDED anatomy class stream with a few of the Niji bois cause damn she gonna be in a world of shock
I love how she immediately thinks it's cap despite it being a near perfect explanation of what they are doing.
"You have shapeshifting nuts?" sent me into a fit of laughter.
"In search for food" got me 🤣
It came up on my fyp, literally so much memories here T.T
Yes they do it's insane
We sweat everywhere Mika. Lol
Mika is funny.
The problem is that the ideal temperature for the swimmers is a little below body temperature, so there's a temperature regulation system required. If it just needed steady body temperature, we could wear them on the inside like the ladies do. It's also why boxers are recommended for men with fertility issues.
Unlike other mammals, whales and dolphins can't use this solution, so they have a radiator system where blood goes through their tail to cool off before going to a dense network of blood vessels around the jewels. And those vessels can be dilated or constricted with temperature, rather than dilating or constricting the sack.
Ball sweat is definitely one of the big down-sides of being a dude, but on the other hand, we can write our name in the snow.
I mean, technically girls can write the name too, they just have to go full 3D printer/laser engraver mode, lol
So what I'm hearing is: male whales have better developed balls than homo sapiens?
@@that_dam_baka yes. Also, humans have bigger dong than Donkey Kong.
Which is really the most retarded way of going about it when you think about it.
@@that_dam_baka Not really better, since we don't have a tail to use as a radiator, and it wouldn't be as useful anyway, since we're not in water. Our solution works better for our non-aquatic environment.
“Shapeshifting nuts” had me on the fucking ground lmfao
This reminds me in college when i had to explain to a female friend going into a biology class that men's balls drop during puberty. You could literally hear the brain trying to process it.
"Shapeshifting nuts" Man I'm dead
Yes and not just the balls get stuck in zippers, you can get every single part of the lower male anatomy stuck in a zipper. It happened to my cousin and I almost vomited imagining the pain he was going through. From base to tip he zipped, and the only way to remove it was quickly, which drew blood. He was screaming.
And they didn't tell her about crossing legs problems xD
Once again, idk if I am glad or terrified that she learned about this...
I tried going commando once after going to university- essentially the laundry room was constantly in use and I was so busy that I had one day of 'Wait- no underwear left... a-ah- I'm late for a lecture...'
Never again. The zipper is scary without a layer between it- especially with tight pants.
Mika learning out the male genitalia is probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen or heard from her.
During winter, THE BALLS HARDEN-
Never change
1:24 Yes, Is painful af
There needs to be a set of NijiEn bio streams, just answering questions and shit. Debunk myths and whatnot
"To the window!! To the wall! Til the..."
You know the rest of it.
2:05 Even mom can't handle this conversation 😂😂😂
Not for nothing but I have bought nothing but those underwear for three years. The pouch is a game changer
2:05 nina lol
I am a true shapeshifter
i feel like mika thinks they’re like newton balls
For every action taken, there is an equal and opposite reaction...
one poor guy had a knee injury and bought an ikea stool to sit on in the shower. one of his jewels got stuck in it cos after it popped down the hole, the hot water made it expand. he had to sit there until the hot water became cold, which then became freezing cold, which allowed his poor expanded stone to shrink down enough to slip out.
made the news in like 2016? or 2017?
This is the first time i've seen a woman be this compassionate to mens issues.
Jesus some one just needs to send her a google doc/slide with a in-depth discussion about biology. Some of these things she’s just now learning are the basics
1 ball gang
Adolf moment
Nogla?
shes getting a whole anatomy class from chat
The hair on the balls can also stand out when cold just like hair elsewhere on the body. And similarly, it is a quasi-vestigial reaction to cold from when humans were covered in thicker fur.
Yeah, balls sweat. Our nuts are closer to booba than you imagine. Sweating is common for both
I have never noticed my boobs sweating in my entire life. Maybe if a woman has giant boobs lmao
The balls are special 🥰
1:50, balls don't change size, I don't know who said this but they know nothing. You scrotum, the skin that forms the sack, can shrivel up and contract, or loosen up and hang. This causes the balls to hang at different heights. This movement happens on its own to regulate the temperature of the balls. Closer in to the body = more heat, further away = cooler.
If the testicles are jostled or strained too much, usually due to intense physical/sexual activity, one of the testes can twist, causing the blood vessels, muscles and nerves that connect to it to twist as well. This is not only one of the most painful things a man can experience, but also slows/stops blood flow. If left untreated for long enough, the tissue of the testicle will begin to die, requiring its removal.
My greatest fear it my balls being twisted around each other. The moment I learned that was possible that singular horrifying moment has existed in the back of my head
"In the summer, they spread out in search for food." hahahah
Yep you got to unstick you ballz from your leg after a long work day.
There’s nothing like it.
After gym when you are wearing shorts......
Little did she know, that it was not cap.
Mika not familiar with Manscape ads made me laugh 😂
2:20 naaah bro's keeping those temps in check, no throttling here, bro's airflow is optimized
Wait until she finds out about testicular torsion
They retract into the body when it's too cold to keep warm and drop down when it's too hot
That sauna comment is kinda true, but there are a lot things going wrong if the bench boards are spaced so wide (and without a seating cloth) that your balls can squeeze through the gap.
proud to have shape shifting abilities
I actually yelped when she mentioned zippers...
“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.” - Mika, probably
I've had balls for a couple decades now and I'm just now learning some of this stuff
Since guys take all this stuff for granted and assume everyone else knows about this stuff, it makes me wonder what we don't know about girl bits and bumps?
There are certified medical professionals that know f*%&-all about girl bits.
When superman needed to reverse time by going the opposite way it turns he just threw his stones in that direction
Heres an extra fact for you all:
If your sack is exposed to sunlight it will start to wiggle like its filled with worms ( which i guess it kinda is in a sense...)
Well thats a big old load of misinformation. Your balls don't care about sunlight. Your scrotum regulates temperature. It might expand or contract rapidly due to the unexpected amount of heat radiation from the sunlight, but most definitely do not "wiggle".
This is the video that's playing when people walk into my room...