2022 Nissan Altima AWD: Regular Car Reviews
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- Опубліковано 13 лис 2022
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This week on Regular Car Reviews, we drive one of the worst cars ever featured on RCR, the 2022 Nissan Altima! What is Big Altima Energy? Why are Nissan Altima drivers the worst? What is it about the Nissan Altima that makes it such a legendarily bad car? Join us for a test drive and an all-time critique, as Regular Car Reviews takes on the 2022 Nissan Altima. - Авто та транспорт
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Awesome! Just downloaded it
Ohh, great, Scotty Kilmer uploaded another video.
@RegularCars please do a review on the 2017-2019 Fusion Sport, they are pretty badass unknown sleepers (the equivalent of a baby Taurus SHO) they are AWD twin turbo V6 from the factory and make 325hp and 380ftlbs stock with a 6 speed auto and electronic dampening suspension they are pretty loaded for the price. The suspension literally firms up in Sport mode electronically and the handle capabilities basically double, less body roll, less front end nose dive under hard braking, and at high speeds on a bumpy road it makes the car alot more controllable! Just trying to get one of my favorite overlooked cars out there so they can be appreciated. The reason I'd say they are pretty unknown is they only made them for 3 years and made less than 28,000 of them all together even though they were faster than the Taurus SHO they were kind of over looked I'd say cause the SHO was produced twice as long as had 40 more HP, but here is the kicker though the Fusion makes 40ftlbs more torque!
I hear the same promotions over the radio 😅 📻
I’ve got a stock 2008 nissan altima 6 speed manual 2.5s if you’re interested
My Altima accident experience was a couple years back when a woman in one rear ended me, she hit me hard enough she was not able to flee in the car. She had to opt for the flee on foot route. She successfully dodged a truck only a few steps later to run directly into the path of a guy on a bicycle. This new accident she caused ended up breaking her leg and one of his arms. And I kid you not when the first officer arrived his first words to her were " YOU AGAIN?! "
I hope she went to jail
I've never heard of bigger Altima Energy
😨
Altima drivers are something else
You actually got to experience this? some people have all the luck..
Nissan Altima: the car that reminds you that its way too easy to get a driver's license in the US
Nissan Altima: the car that reminds you that most people in the US do not have a valid drivers license but STILL drive.
Yes
@@drsmack3000 and yess
Did you say that at 16? or 18? or even 20?
This is extremely accurate lol
Nothing is scarier than driving on I-85 through Atlanta and finding yourself surrounded by Nissan Altimas on every side half of which have have body panels flapping in the wind or a bumper hanging by a single zip tie.
😂🤣🤣
🤣 Facts! It looks like the Altima's bumpers are communicating with each other. Plotting dangerous ways to worsen traffic.
Everyday driving from Newnan to Fairburn haha😂😂
Nissan is the make for people who can't afford new cars, but are so desperate to prove they're not poor and above buying lightly used ones they'll just settle for these pieces of crap. It's the perfect logic for Southerners in this country.
that's the Atlanta way.
Worst car accident I've ever seen was a white Altima zipping across the 405 from the carpool lane to make an exit, pit maneuvered themselves on a Prius, spun across all the lanes and slammed into the median. They contemplated life for about 10 seconds, then sped off full throttle down the freeway with wheels pointing all different directions in a blue cloud of oil smoke.
Normal day in Los Angeles
So that's why I've been stuck on the 405 at 10pm for 30 minutes while 5 tow trucks and an ambulance tried to get through fully stopped traffic. Interesting
THAT'S reliability.
mexicans
How did you find an altima that doesn’t have 20 fender dents in it?
He works at the dealership so he can just get infinite new trim pieces
Because brand new.
This! THIS!!!!!!!!!
How did he find one with an intact front bumper?
Yeah last I knew that came standard.
The Kunkelman group would never sell a poor quality vehicle such as this.
Big Bill Hell's, on the other hand...
@@conrad7210 This would be in prime location at Big Bill.
You're right, they'd liquidate a whole lot of them. And also sell you a Silverado so people at Flying J think you do.
NISSAN ALTIMA: the car where old blunts, scratch offs, and multiple food stamp cards are the floor mats
If your product doesnt satisfy you daily needs you should comunicate your concerns with them, after all *THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE*
My mother got two altimas against my advice. Transmission died in both. She hit a deer in the second one as well. The way you describe Altima drivers is shockingly accurate from my experience living with my mother. Scary almost.
"Even _I'm_ afraid of my driving."
what years were her altimas? and did she replace cvt fluid every 30k ?
@@joeydelmarsjr.646 08 and 10. And no. This woman is a force of nature built to defy good advice
God damn!
@@leol8122 what year was it? and did you replace fluid every 30k? or every 2-3 yrs?
I didn't realize they made an Altima like this. I thought they came from the factory with an arrest warrant in the driver's name, off color fenders, stuck blasting shitty rap music
Lmfaooo
And peeling tint
Oh yeah it comes with Dj dirty elbows finest album jammed in the cd player: living on borrowed time.
And perpetual temp paper plates
And volume stuck at 90%
From Brian's constant grilling you can see the moment when the owner realises what they'd done.
They knew. I had a beat up Prius and would have loved him shitting on poverty with good MPG.
He deserves it. Every chance and foresight to not make that choice. Still bought an Altima....
@@WSNO But why treat him like shit just cause of the car he driver?
@@mauricemotors8207 Because it, as an object, is bad. The people who own and operate them, are bad at doing such.
You have to be a special kind of stupid, and that is why we will keep laughing.
@@mauricemotors8207 it's a joke, but he had no excuse for buying this car lol
If someone went to a Honda dealership and sat in an accord, then called someone and tried to describe it over the phone, the Nissan Altima is what you’d get
Honestly so true
@@kevinm2025 Found the helltima owner
@@bradydevergilio7478 the zero gravity seats are a game changer especially if you’ve got acc proper back problems it’s easily the most comfortable
@@kevinm2025 you literally just hated on camrys and accords calling them pos’???
@@kevinm2025 You literally were just hating on camrys.. And they are nice cars. My gf 2020 SE rides smooth my only complaint is cabin noise, you really can hear the road.
I came to this video because I had an Altima bingo today at work. This god tier Altima came through the air check, and it checked all the boxes. They are as follows:
- front bumper held on by duct tape
- broken taillight
- interior that smelled like weed and fast food grease
- wheel that was missing at least one lug nut
- bald tires, but all 4 were different levels of bald.
- an engine that smelled like it was burning oil
- 3 dashboard warning lights
- under 60k miles?
@@stackthatartpaper at least 200,000
That ain't living, that's coasting until the angels take you.
sounds about right!
Nissan Altima: the official car of “everybody stand back, I’m a certified nursing assistant” when someone collapses at Walmart
i definitely had a few near death experiences in my friend's altima. he eventually replaced it with a prius and his driving became much safer almost instantly
Their drivers don't care. 4 mismatched winter tires all year round, no maintenance, and the suspension was shot 40k ago
Well tbf, I like priuses, but they are horrifically slow on the highway lol
The Prius c I drove was really slow
Prius driver aren't know to be good driver's.
@@kennorcott7074 my friends’ Prius got 31mpg at 109mph 🤷🏻♂️
@@desertsaker196 damn thats goin for it
Mr Regular holding the mic like a gun basically interrogating the owner.
It felt like Mr Regular skipped the interrogation and went straight into execution
Mr Regular Interrogator
It's a "shotgun mic", it's directional and therefore needs to be pointed at him to record. It's so you don't pick up background noise like cars driving by.
@@LRS905 pretty sure this isn't a lease
Judge, Jury, Executioner....
"'Get out of my DM's if you drive anything older than 5 years'..... are you serious right now... MORGAN" Killed me 🤣
I had a 91 Maxima in college. What's happened to this brand is an all time tragedy.
umm nothing happened Nissan is a great brand, stop with the bs
I will tell you what happened, Renault destroyed it.
Mitsubishi got dragged down with Nissan too.
@@TheCarDemotic Sad but true
@@allentoyokawa9068 no
A year ago this month, I worked at a car dealership and was learning the ropes with a coworker of mine. We were taking an Altima to a customer about 35 miles away. This guy drove a Nissan Versa note and seemed pretty chill, we even joked about Altima drivers. And the car possessed him. He started going 90 on the 405 and tried weaving through traffic. The Altima is otherworldly.
Having driven a borrowed V6 altima, I can confirm.
This is why they are best rented. Because the fastest car in the world is a rented car.
I had to drive an Altima for three weeks. It's the car, I tell you. Something about it. I did everything I could to not be another Altima driver but I found it hard to resist.
As an Altima owner... the car is increadibly deceptive with its speed and I have yet to figure out why. I used to call myself a conservative driver but now I'm not so sure
Literally renting one right now, and I thought it was just my imagination that I was feeling like this. I don't even do it in my Stinger.
I like how the owner was chill about all of this. He knows what he's driving and he's cool with it. The real power move is knowing the car you like has a stereotype, then shrugging and not giving a shit about it
Yup. I'm one of those lol
Me with a C5 corvette lol.
Me with a Na Miata 😂 I guess I live up the stereotype of it being a hairdresser car. I keep a brush in my car with me cause I. Like having my hair slicked back
I drive a mustang 🐎
@@billwill7383 Yeah same. And when it rains outside its pretty easy to slide out the back end from around a corner at half throttle.
I think the CVT will survive with “excessive” maintenance. Meaning- change the fluid more than recommended. Car Wizard did a decent video on this. & I think he knows his stuff.
Too bad it's in an altima the official car if the 20k oil change
Real
Yeap, no issues with my Altima so far, but I change the CVT fluid before every bedtime.
I can't believe how much of this is true. One of my childhood Friends got into 3 hit and runs with the car and we ended up calling it the TANK because it just took the hits and kept going with stupid cheap parts from the local junk yard, stop signs and ditches no problem. I can also attest to the strength of the front windshield as one buddy got thrown from the back seat ,to on top of the dashboard/windshield (Without a seatbelt, his fault) when the driver emergency braked at a 4 way stop that he almost ran. AHHHhh good times
More importantly, did the guy spill his beer when he hit the windshield?
You're friends with a piece of shit like that? You know what they say about the company you keep
kind of a relief knowing I'm not the only one stereotyping nissan drivers
Drive around the Baltimore loop for an hour or two. You'll see where the stereotype comes from, guaranteed.
@@stankobarabata2406 yeah two wildly different ways of life, a nissan is probably a pretty solid ride there but here it's the cheapest of cheap
I'm not kidding the Altima stereotypes are true
There's a reason that an entire subreddit exists for bad Nissan drivers.
Live in Connecticut like I do and you’ll understand
I think the real tragedy is that the styling honestly isn't that bad. It's a shame that such a decent looking car is destined for such a terrible fate.
I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree, it's pretty overwrought with some pretty awful details. Nissan today reminds me of Pontiac in the 90's.
I like it!
The front is just so fucking ugly looking.
I rented one of these a few months ago while on vacation, with 22k miles on it. Interior feel and ride comfort was good, in my opinion. The worst thing about it was the CVT. It did NOT want to accelerate when I mash the pedal. It just revs up while I got a teensy bit faster
@@freddyrosenberg9288 disgustin
The first new car I got was a 2018 Altima, before I knew what I know now about cars. Oddly enough it was actually very reliable, traded it in earlier this year at 90k miles on the original CVT (I cannot tell you the amount of relief when I got rid of it).
Also because of the insane car market the dealer gave $2600 more for it than I owed on it.
I absolutely ripped them off.
You should have known better than to buy an Altima in the first place. LOL but glad you dumped that trash off on someone else. LOL
I was laughing the other day with a friend about how I’ve never had a bad exp that I could remember with one after showing her this video. Then on my way to work a couple days ago, I was almost hit head-on in a 40-zone by a car going way too fast for the corners. It was a seafoam green Altima, I’d say around 08ish and was being driven by a teenage kid looking down at what I assume was his phone. Luckily I had just pulled onto the road and was going slowly, having time to swerve over. “The more you know” 😅
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It's been so long since we had a car to genuinely shit on for rcr
And a brand new one no less, I love it
I am here specifically for this.
you must be new to this channel
@@pontiacGXPfan umm… no? He hasn’t shit on a car like this in a while, he was right.
The VW Passat certainly got closer with how "bland is it" treatment, and Mr. Regular's mom drives that car, but not this pure shitting upon take.
I rented one of those. The first thing I remember was wondering if it had a CVT or an auto. Then still wondering the next day.
I literally just told my partner, "Remember that car I rented that I had nothing nice to say about? Well, this guy just did a review and is nailing every point."
Nissan Altima: The car you rent for two weeks at the airport and STILL regret the purchase.
Nissans been trash for two decades now
Nissan Altima: the car the rental company tries to give you to make you pay for an upgrade to a Kia.
Nissan Altima: The car that brings back the nostalgic feeling of the first moment you saw Walter White driving a Pontiac Aztek.
When you said “You drive a Nissan Altima, MORGAN” I choked because my friend Morgan drives an Altima 😭 one time I got in her car and her cupholders were filled to the brim with orange Gatorade. When she saw how confused I was, she just said “I don’t know how to get it out of there”
Owning a Versa is a similar experience but worse. At 12k a pop, my dad kept buying them for the family. It feels like driving in a small Rubbermaid tub. My first one got totaled (not my fault), and my second one, like the harbinger of bad luck cheap Nissans are, had a tree fall on it four days after I got it. I determined I do not have Big Altima Energy, and as such, gave mine to my sibling in lieu of a 1989 Volvo 240, a sweet bastion of safety and predictability. Miraculously, both my sibling and mom’s Versas haven’t had the CVTs fall out of them yet. Knock on wood.
One of my former colleagues had a 2007 which was burning oil and trans slipping 120k. She had a 2007 with the cvt and one of those 6 year loans. Then she got a 2013 which last I heard needed another new trans at 100k. This was a couple years back. And yeah she was qualified to get one, questionable life choices, speeding tickets… She thought they were “sporty” arguing about how a second one is a bad idea felt like pounding sand, so I just gave up…
I change the CVT fluid every 30,000 miles and have never had any trouble with my transmission. I am the original owner of my Altima and the car has well over 100,000 miles on it. I believe the people whos transmissions are going out early on these cars are people who don't do the maintenance on these CVT's. My owners manual specifically states to change the transmission fluid.
I respect the owner because in his own words “I like em a lot”: thats enough for me
I was dissapointed he tactically removed himself from the shot for the live Mr. Regular soliloquy.
They actually don't drive badly, they're just poorly made and Nissan all but gave them to anyone who walked in with a pulse.
@@bwofficial1776 it’s the same thing that Mitsubishi did back in the 2000’s. They were putting literally anyone with bad money in a Lancer or an Eclipse
Nissan Altima: the car for standing in the aisle at Walmart with your trolly blocking the entire aisle, and they just KNOW they’re blocking the aisle but they just don’t care!
What's a trolley? Are you talking about a shopping cart? Either way I know what you're saying. They're ignorant dickheads.
While there on a phone call.......with the speaker on
Altima drivers used to be the kids that played their music through speakers on the school bus
Shopping cart*
@@Sweetlesishere I’m British so excuse my phrasing! (I tried to be culturally sensitive by saying Walmart instead of Tesco)
I used to be a delivery driver so I was out on the road a lot. Every time I drove by an accident that had a car rolled over, it was an Altima.
The largest moral quandary is whether or not to send the newest RCR video to your friend who just bought an Altima...
Nvm, of course I'm doing it
What was the result
@@marcsmith8884 Absolute carnage inside his DMs.
They deserve it
@@marcsmith8884 Phone now smells like strawberry vape juice and hot chip
My SIL has one. I'd send this to my brother, but turkey day is already going to be awkward, so I don't need any more ammo
I had a fun Altima Energy moment not too long ago, I was in my girlfriends Pathfinder parked and we feel the car move and some crunching noise, I get out to see a Nissan Altima backed into me. The girl that got out of the altima said "Oh its fine" and then walked into the store. Luckily she hit the hitch receiver and that crunching was from her car which had so much scrapes and body damage to begin with. To be at the point where you hit someone's car and just are like "eh" is a whole other level.
didn't need your whole life story to describe a parking lot fender bender
@@sunshinelolipops1 it caught my attention at least
@@sunshinelolipops1 found the Altima owner...
@@sunshinelolipops1 I’m guessing someone needed extra reading classes in school
@@sunshinelolipops1 reading is hard.
I remember working at Nissan as a salesman and re-parking the cars and discovered that 20 of our cars dashboards was coming undone and the foam was coming out because of the heat in Texas and we had to send all of those cars into service to get fixed.
This is by far the most accurate review! I have owned an Altima and I work at a Nissan Dealership! 😅Now I own a G35 which some would argue is the Infiniti version of the Altima!
I got a 2018 Q50 and much inside was the same as my 14 Altima. The Infiniti had more issues and a worse dealership than the Nissan, and after 11 months I traded it for a mustang.
The Altima is a trash car and the G35 is better. Now they changed the name and put a turbo in it and it went to hell.
G35’s are way better but just clapped out and ricer
As Car Wizard always says: I don't care the owner manual and dealership say to service the CVT every 80k miles, YOU DO IT AT 50K!
nah do it at 40k
More like 30k
@@nodak81 if your using nissan brand cvt oil sure every 3 years or 30k but I use aftermarket brand for cvt oil
Nah, change it every oil change just to be safe. These sealed for life stuff is total bs I tell you
A lot of em wont make it to 50k lol my boy had a versa with the CVT, it had 80k miles and on its 3rd trans 😂
As an owner of a 2015 Altima... my life is in fact in shambles
I had a 2013 Altima through college. I got 155,000 miles off it with no issues, original CVT and all. Endless road trips, 100 miles back and forth to work each day. Now I have a 2017 Maxima. 😅
@@debtsooB990 clearly a masochist 😆
@@benzlover55 well my first car was an E36 325is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@debtsooB990 The Altima was a downgrade
@@ExtremelySadMan Correct. But my E36 did Classic BMW things just 3 weeks before I was supposed to start my freshman year, and I couldn’t afford to put that money into it at the time. I needed something cheap to buy, cheap to insure and good on gas, while at the same time not being painfully small (I’m 6’3” and built like an offensive lineman). At the time (mid 2016) Accords and Camry’s were way out of my price range of similar age were way out of my price range, otherwise I would’ve looked at a 6MT V6 accord coupe.
I just saw an Altima that ran square into a stoplight pole in the middle of nowhere. I assumed from a few blocks away it was an Altima (the grille was smashed) and it didn’t let me down. No reason for it to happen except BAE❤
Love is love, and the Altima loved that pole.
I want to tell you about this spray painted Altima. It was spray painted matte black and it had a MASSIVE spoiler on it. It also had a baby on board sticker. This Altima also had a massive off road bumper on the front. I'm pretty sure I also had 3 alloy wheels and one steel wheel. It had a 2 foot long metal rod poorly mig welded as a shift knob. It had a guage cluster from a different car just poorly shoved on the dashboard. It had a big metal knob attached to the steering wheel. It had a 5 point racing seatbelt that was only attached to the headrest. All the dashboard controls were removed and were sitting on the passenger seat with extended wires attached to them. It had a propane tank for a BBQ grill sitting in the back seat with a hose connecting it to the engine for "more power". All the electronics on the center console were just ripped out and were laying on the back seat next to the propane tank.
Good Lord Irene
Nissan Altima. The official car of "It wasn't my fault. Someone put a bicycle in my way"
Didn't know Caboose drove an Altima
@@TheMsdos25 Probably an older one since he can't drive automatic- only stick.
“I totaled the other one” cut the clip right there
A buddy and me run semis. I was in Michigan when he was on I-70 in Columbus Ohio. He came up on a car accident, and I remarked, “Bet it was an Altima” and sure as the sun comes up, white Altima into the wall during rush hour. They never fail to scare me OTR.
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My altima driver experience: altima trying to cut through 4 lanes of traffic, cuts across two, decides not to wait in turn land, hits my fender, breaks a wheel off, comes out of the car, with no insurance, no drivers license and no registration. Totals my passat, breaks my mom’s leg and shoves my 3 y/o niece (at the time) under my front driver’s seat. I broke a tooth from the airbag.
5:17 "I didn't even know you could buy these things new" 💀😂
"new"
That reminds me of the Malaise Era Oldsmobile Cutlasses. Those cars had an uncanny ability to keep on running while looking ready for the junkyard. I used to see so many beater/rustbucket examples that they seem incomplete and unfinished without rust on them.
The Ford Aerostar minivan is another example of a vehicle that seemed incomplete and unfinished without rust. I guess that it was meant to be a retro car for those who were nostalgic for 1970s Fords.
Altima Story: My mother owned a 3rd gen Altima. Considering that it was her first new car (the last car was a Ford Taurus with a broken transmission that couldn't go in reverse), she thought that she bought a car that could last me and anything else that was thrown at our family. Well, that didn't work out, as when she was at the OB/GYN while pregnant with my little brother, it caught on fire. After the fire department put the heap of poo out and the insurance wrote it off, she took the insurance money and went out and bought an Accord.
Well, she learned. She has an actual decent car, now.
@@tescoshortage an Altima is a great car when properly maintained.
@@travelseatsyellowlab an actual piece of shit is also a decent car if it has 4 wheels on it.
That can be forgiven. That was back when nissan was still living off its reputation of the good cars it produced in the 80s and 90s.
@@notdoingthis000 only a fool thinks a car will run forever without routine service.
As a first responder, I personally saw three of these AT SEPARATE wrecks, less than 24 hours ago🥵
Mr regular really knows how to pick me up while im in low spirits
you absolutely nailed this one. Nissan Altima: the official car of hurt people hurt people.
3rd gen Altima owner, and I feel very much attacked. However, I do try and at least drive safely and courteously, which is exactly what an Altima owner would say.
This is an RCR masterpiece.
He was on his A-game for this video.
Up there with the old wrx or miata reviews imo
Anger fuels mr. Regular
One of his best videos honestly
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Literally just four days after this video went up a Nissan Altima going twice the speed limit, with a driver who was on their phone, would rear end me totaling both cars. Gotta love it.
I’m SOOO happy that a weird random segment has come back to an rcr video!
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My father in law has a 2018 Altima and he got honked at exactly 6 times while we followed his car on an 11 hour drive to North Carolina. One of those moments forced an oncoming driver onto his brakes and his horn as this man took a left turn into 5 lane traffic while looking strictly right and slamming on the accelerator. I’ve joked on his hilariously unsafe driving for years, and seeing all of these big Altima energy memes come out of the woodwork has brought me so much joy
This is the intro you do for your old school bully no matter what car they drive.
I had a 2014 Altima that thing gave me 48+ MPG on the highway, was comfortable and never broke till some lady blew a red light and it saved my life. I'm tempted to get the new Turbo or AWD version.
The 3003 altima se with V6 was a beast. I bought it with 84000 miles. 2 years and 120000 miles llater, she still moved with speedy intentions. That model altima was a great vehicle
The lampoon of the average Altima owner throughout this was so accurate and gutting to me I got a splitting migraine. This described me so accurately with my first car an Altima at 60k miles that failed on 110k. I usually relate to one or two bits from time to time but this whole video was like a shotgun blast in my direction every 23 seconds
What Gen Altima was it
Sounds like user error
I work in fleet and was having an absolute shit day. It was bad enough that I was questioning the career choices that got me here and whether I should go become a librarian or something. Then I watched today's RCR and you turned my frown upside down. Thank you for the spiritual recharge RCR!
A fleet of Nissans?
Thankfully no, mostly class 8 trucks.
Bad news, being a librarian is one of the most competitive careers there is
@@gameworkerty seems like an easy Job. Have never seen a guy be a librarian
Hey if you're stressed out just try to relax and take it easy man. Be wise and calm and reason away.
The only thing worse than buying a new Altima is getting an older ultra-base model rented to you via Payless car rentals (the car rental company that rents you a vision of living in a studio apartment while your divorce remains pending), complete with a discovery of fake eyelashes at the bottom of the cup holder. And yes, that is a true story.
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"The car for people who it's never their fault" accurate af😆
Nissan Altima: the official car of bubbling homemade tint jobs, peeling clearcoats, dead lights, and baked in weed smoke.
Edit: While the Oldsmobile Brava review is still the gold standard in RCR brutal takedown humor reviews, this one comes very, very close. My coworkers around me were wondering what the hell I was laughing at so hard!!!
Very true. My first car was a cheap altima that smelled like weed when you turned the heat on, and came with ebay xenons
I would argue that this review is just about as brutal if not even more brutal
This is one of his best
My parents had a 2002 Bravada while I was in middle school, and as a result I have Big Nostalgia for it. That one was hilarious and on point, but I will probably also feel it to be the most brutal because of my shattered heart.
We have a 2013 Altima. The headlights are wear items. The interior coating on the projectors only lasts five years before it burns off and the headlights stop projecting light. We replaced them with OEM for several hundred a side but most owners either drive on the fog lights (that are nearly useless) or the high beams (blinding everyone).
"Its like a hot dog. Its mostly just assholes."
Slander. Hot dogs are somewhat enjoyable.
They are made of mechanically separated chicken, pork, and cow assholes. Doesn't mean they taste bad.
but they are mostly pork anus, tho
Asshole are enjoyable (not a hairy man’s ass though tyvm rcr)
eating ass is also more enjoyable so what's the point?
@@_RiseAgainst american made meat
I had a neighbor who drove her Altima into the parking lot of my apartment complex at 2:30 in the morning with one of the tires completely shredded and the rim was completely flat on the bottom, the scraping of the rims on the pavement woke me up and I could see sparks flying as she drove by.
A couple years ago I was doing onsite training for work. It began to snow and people were wondering if things would get shut down because of the weather. One of my new coworkers said he had a sports car and he was nervous about driving it in the snow. I was like oh really what sports car? Altima. WTF!!! I almost came unglued on him. I never trusted a word he said from that moment on, rightfully so too as I later found out some other stories,
4DSC....
The official vehicle of not having an ez pass transponder.
I don’t have one either. I usually don’t have to take tolls tho
I don't have one
Or correct change for the toll booth.
...but still using the ezpass lane until you realize your mistake at the last second and try to back up, causing the Buick Enclave coming up fast behind you to swerve out of control and get wedged in the adjacent lane alongside an Amazon "Dodge" Promaster, at which point you panic, blow through the ezpass anyway, and speed across all 10 lanes of the toll plaza forcing at least 2 other accidents on the way to your final resting place in the retention basin.
Experiences I've had with Altima drivers:
Being rear ended by one when I was around 12 years old. Driver didn't even realize they hit us until the passenger in her car said something.
Being cut off by them.
Hearing failing CVTs.
Having a coworker who drives one. The bumper is partially detached, the paint is in absolutely horrible shape, and if I remember correctly, it's the left turn signal that's out.
Almost every Altima in this area has at minimum one dent, or massive paint damage.
BIG.
ALTIMA.
ENERGY.
"Every road to hell cuts through a Nissan dealer" is so apt 🤣
I work at a Honda dealer and I'm looking at moving back home. I came across a job posting from a local-ish Nissan dealer offering a $5k signing bonus and a significantly higher starting salary than all other non-luxury brands in the area. I laughed and said "nnnnnno" because that is ridiculously unbelievable
They would probably pay you that bonus over years.
@@geddon436 no doubt. The problem is that I wouldn't spend years - let alone hours - at a Nissan Dealership
As long as your demo was another brand from the used lot, might as well go for it. NMAC finances anyone, they probably sell themselves.
Found your channel by accident and already subscribed. This is hilarious!
"Every road to hell cuts through a Nissan dealership". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nissan Altima: Did ya even look at the Honda's
Yeah, but the interest rate on the Altima was higher. Higher = better!
Nissans are for someone who looked at Hondas and Toyotas, but were denied financing.
@@2Kriss2Kross Bingo!
@@2Kriss2Kross based
@@2Kriss2Krosstruth
"I totaled my Nissan Altima and bought a Nissan Altima."
At least the man knows what he likes. 😆
Car so nice he bought it twice!!😁👍
Or what he can afford. Which is really fucking smart to live within his means, especially nowadays.
I actually had one of these as rental when I totaled my carolla IM. It was fun while it lasted. Was happy to be back in my carolla
The beat at 7:53 haunts me; every day I hear cars on the street outside my apartment blasting it at ear-bursting volumes from behind too-dark window tint.
It’s so LA, dude
Dude gets these stereotypes right 👍. Stereotypes play out super well, factual. Statistically based.
I just wish I knew what the hell he said in Spanish, something about brown pants
Bad bunny music, bad bunny fans love driving Altimas
@@ThotPatroll It hurts when I find out someone I'm related to listens to Bad Bunny.
"Life isn't fair,
get an Altima"
Now, THAT'S a bumper sticker I would pay for!
I saw a post on reddit where an Altima owner had a bumper sticker that said "bad driver’s club" on it and the rear bumper was dented and there was a bungee cord on the trunk. Very fitting.
The spacesaver donut thing at the end just made me lose it, thank you for covering this monster of an automobile
I've had a 2007 and 2012 Nissan Altima, drove over 100,000 miles on both, and issues with the transmission. They were solid cars.
The owner's Crocs completed the whole look for Altima owners...just wow
Yeah, I just noticed the Crocs in my second watch. The whole thing screams 'here's someone who is struggling to make life choices.'
I was in tears crying laughing through the whole review, and the part about the radio had me DEEEEAAAADDDD
BRO SAME
What does he say in spanish? Im not good with spanish but im sure its good 🤣
@@jzdb2044
Mañana, mis pantalones (gibberish) MARRONES!
Tomorrow, my pants (gibberish) B R O W N*
*Depending the LATAM region, marron colour could be identified as brown or burgundy.
@@victorreyero2504 Mañana mis pantalones son colores marrones
Tomorrow my pants will be brown colors
aaand saving this vid for the screaming at 5:51. This is my constant inner monologue at work.
OK the space saver donut bit nailed it. that is the moment this all got real.
😂
I mean, anyone rocking a donut for 20K miles is either in a world of hurt on a very personal level or has no business owning a car. If people treated cars like they were horses a lot of dangerous cars would have been either fixed or dragged off the road an shot when it was appropriate to do so. WTF is my state the king of pollution controls yet we don't have safety inspections? smh
As someone that works at an auction and gets about one grenaded Nissan product a week and constantly complains about them - this was the greatest intro ever.
What a good sport.
I have rewatched this video too many times. I love this energy.
Love this! 7:47
I bought a 2012 Altima because it literally was the only car Canada Drives would sell me with my credit rating. It was a former rental car which means it had rental car tires. Have you ever ridden a skateboard 🛹 from 1970 with clay wheels? The CVT started to act up in a year, but that was ok because it was repossessed...Then I went to detox and rehab and got my life together. True story.
Congrats on your recovery, both in life and from the Altima.
Btw - buy here, pay here type places that finance used car buyers with poor credit love cheap POS that they will sell for $3k down, and $80/week payments. Then within a year the car gets repo’d, and they sell it again for $3k down, and $80/week. Some of those cars go through 16 owners in 5 years! And transmission problems be damned - dealership will do the cheapest repair possible to get it back in rotation.
Glad you were able to better yourself and your situation.
Congratulations on your recovery and continued success! It is no small thing to restart one’s life. I know.
I have the 2 door 2012 3.5 sr
No complaints ✌🏿😁
Congrats on your recovery. ✌🏼
Nothing like a classic Mr Regular unforgiving roast of a terrible car to start Monday morning
I push carts at Costco, and not even kidding, every major cart-guy injury report at my store is because of an Altima. One dude had his foot ran over, and on a separate occasion, was hit from behind while pushing carts (he's fine) - Both instances involved an Altima. Another dude was clipped by a side mirror that severely sprained his elbow and fractured some of the bones in his forearm. When backing out of a parking spot, Altima drivers just make it everyone else's problem with zero accountability.
guy roasted the car as if it personally killed his entire family in front of him
"a trash can with a steering wheel" is a great line
buying a nearly univerally hated car because “i just like em” is so based
I can't wait for you guys to review a Rogue
Nissan Altima: The car people who never throw away the water bottles in their room get
When he said a few months ago that the Nissan Altima was his new nemesis, we were all pretty much just waiting for this.
That moment when you park way back of the parking lot to avoid other cars, and then you see a clapped out Altima with one spare wheel, dents in every corner, “baby on board” sticker, and garbage piled from the empty baby seat to the ceiling park next to you. You feel like you need a shot of penicillin just looking at it.
so accurate 😂
My cousin loves Nissans so much he named his dog Nismo. He absolutely wears every single Nissan driver stereotype, even down to having arrest warrants for street racing.
Great work, Mr.Regular.
You ripped that Altima a new one. 🤣
As the co-owner of a 2017 Rogue SV, I can confirm to all you said. 👌😁
P.S: To all the very proud owners of a shiny new Altima or any other Nissan product with the 2.5 I-4 or V6: Try working on it when it starts bleeding oil from every hose, seam and seal. Specially the timing chain cover, LOL, you won't think too highly of your Nissan product anymore.
Here I thought these came from the factory with full 5% tint all around, including the entire windshield, and a set of wheels that were separately financed.
Must have been a special order.
The Altima owner *used* to work for a Nissan dealership.
Corporate rooted him out and dragged him off.
And now I saw an Altima in downtown Phoenix...that described what you said in this video PERFECTLY!
this is the most accurate video i’ve ever watched on all of youtube
7:46 Ok as a born and raised Puerto Rican, your imitation of reggaeton had me dying 🤣
Im not hispanic but it was still funny
@@mrblimbo1359 what does your ethnolinguistic background have to do with a joke being funny? Seriously? Hispanic can even mean white / black / whatever now (after 1900 or so) so what are you on about
Idk just wanted to clarify